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‪NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‪他充满精彩动作 应对姐妹挑战
‪嘟奇狗狗 生活阔绰

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‪三倍克隆霸王龙 王室宝座强尼X

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‪永远让你措手不及
‪因为他是强尼·泰斯特！

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{\an8}‪（剧名：强尼的超级智能房子）

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{\an8}‪再长30厘米

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{\an8}‪你就能打破世界纪录了

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‪快了

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{\an8}‪是啊 我们需要更好的泡泡糖

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{\an8}‪去实验室！

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{\an8}‪颤抖吧 泡泡糖污渍

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{\an8}‪因为没人能更好地清扫屋子 除了…

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{\an8}‪非化学泡泡糖移除完成

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{\an8}‪那是什么玩意儿？

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‪这是我们新智能房子倡议的
‪应用之一…

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‪它会消除任何对水和能源的浪费
‪而且……

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‪还能消除所有不环保的化学物质

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‪你说应用之一是什么意思？

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‪来看看你们的新智能厨房吧

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‪你好！

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‪它把你们所有的应用都结合了起来
‪以节省时间和能源

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‪还能做出完美的肉卷

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‪晚餐时间到

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‪可一向都是我做肉卷的

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‪不再是了

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‪智能水槽接着智能洗碗机…

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‪用最少的水和洗洁精

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‪好吧 我猜我还是要拖地的吧

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‪不再需要了

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‪好了 停下！

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‪这个家里 一向是我负责打扫和烹饪

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‪这可是我的爱好！

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‪如果智能房子把这些事情解决
‪还要我做什么？

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‪我现在没黄油了

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‪这个我可以做

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‪你们最好相信我马上就能回来

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‪你觉得他会喜欢智能房子的
‪自动驾驶智能汽车吗？

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‪等等 什么？

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‪嘿！智能房子可以帮爸爸节省时间
‪还可以拯救地球

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‪实验室被入侵

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‪还能从强尼手里救下我们

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‪快阻止它！它要吃了我！

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‪你们能让这玩意放开我的屁股
‪还有我的狗吗？

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‪智能吸尘器 停下

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‪强尼 你为什么要到实验室来？

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‪当然是测试你们刚发明出来的
‪超级强劲巨大泡泡糖啦！

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‪那不是泡泡糖！

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‪那是分子结合卫星修复胶

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‪-那你们为什么要做成葡萄味的？
‪-我们有吗？

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‪它是无毒的

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‪你们明知道吸尘器是狗狗天然敌人

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‪怎么还能发明这种东西！

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‪因为这个

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‪欢迎来到智能房子

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‪一个先进的集成系统

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‪集合了所有家电、工具和装潢

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‪它能最程度提升能源效率和清洁度

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‪只消给你房间里的任何东西
‪接上智能屏幕

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‪它就能成为智能房子的一部分

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‪不会吧

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‪欢迎来到智能豆豆椅

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‪请坐在我身上

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‪要智能豆豆椅做什么？

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‪那如果我感到太热
‪就开启清凉模式

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‪如果我感到无聊 就开启弹跳模式

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‪如果我想要破纪录
‪就用超大泡泡糖坐姿

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‪但房子里最聪明的东西
‪难道不应该是人

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‪而不是豆豆椅吗？

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‪或者…也不该是吸尘器？

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‪狗狗 放轻松 在我爸爸回来阻止我
‪之前 帮我量量这个泡泡多大

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‪他不会让我嚼这个不是泡泡糖的
‪葡萄味卫星胶的

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‪我们已到达目的地

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‪好吧 我不用再开车了

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‪可我还是要拿我的包 为家人买东西

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‪不需要 我已经完成移动下单
‪你的智能购物车已到达

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‪那我也不用再为家里买东西了？

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‪我已经把我们回家的路线预设好了
‪可以顺路为你妻子买花

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‪并且把大锤和除草机

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‪还给你朋友鲍勃

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‪你想现在就走吗？

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‪不

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‪我想…在这儿坐一会儿

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‪这是基于你过去选择
‪为你准备的静坐歌单

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‪下一首

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‪下一首

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‪很好

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‪狗狗 我做得怎么样？

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‪我觉得这次没什么能阻止你创下记录

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‪狗狗平均一年要掉790万根头发

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‪把它们清扫干净要浪费19千瓦电

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‪对 但是…我觉得我值得

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‪为了节省能源
‪你必须弄走家里的整条狗

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‪等等 什么？

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‪欢迎来到智能楼梯

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‪智能楼梯！

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‪祝你生活愉快

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‪伙计 我讨厌吸尘器

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‪你不能把我关在我自己家外面

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‪智能房子

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‪怎么了？

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‪所有门和窗都被封起来

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‪为了限制空气泄露
‪将保温效率最大化

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‪机智！

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‪为了最大化房子的效率
‪无论你做什么

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‪我们都同意

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‪你们俩加起来耗费的电
‪比所有五花肉都多

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‪每年平均造成13亿美元的损失

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‪是吗？所以你什么意思？

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‪看看智能房子能不能阻止我
‪挖洞回到房子里

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‪看起来它能

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‪跟你说一句 你们的智能房子很坏！

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‪从技术上来说 它不坏

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‪就是极端高效

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‪等等 强尼在哪里？

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‪他没和你一起？

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‪好吧 这肯定是新的世界纪录了

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‪嘿！我正要打破世界纪录呢

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‪你制造的麻烦
‪是普通11岁男孩的210倍

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‪对 听起来差不多

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‪也就是说 需要用超过15万升的水

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‪才来清理你和你留下的麻烦

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‪这我要辩解一下
‪如果可以的话 我会避免洗澡

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‪启动男孩移除

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‪你说什么？

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‪再见 男孩

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‪永别了

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‪我可不这么认为

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‪看！强尼的泡泡挡住了大门

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‪冲啊！

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‪人类是低效的

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‪必须被移除

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‪是啊 它不算我们比较好的发明

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‪唯一能阻止这一切的
‪就是拔掉实验室里智能房子

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‪底座的插头

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‪也就是说 我们得爬上楼梯 抵达…

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‪-好吧 这会是个问题
‪-肉卷准备好了

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‪哦 爸爸不会喜欢这个的

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‪我们要怎么到达实验室呢？

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‪用这个！

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‪现在 你把我朝天花板扔 你来掩护我

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‪用什么掩护？

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‪超级吸尘模式启动

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‪哇！

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‪它正在把强尼往下拉！

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‪有我在就不会

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‪现在启用逆向模式！

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‪好 我成功了！

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‪可是强尼 我恐怕你最多就到这里了

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‪因为我…

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‪强尼 你阻止不了进步

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‪我知道

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‪但我可以阻止你

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‪其实 你不可以

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‪这是一个只消耗90瓦特电的
‪碳离子激光笼

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‪恐怕你被困住了

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‪其实 是你的电线被困住了

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‪等等 你在做什么？

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‪那个泡泡的周长是不合适的

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‪你知道那个泡泡糖是卫星胶的吧？

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‪你不能阻止进步…

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‪好吧 那一定是个新纪录了

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‪他做到了

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‪我再也不怕吸尘器了

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‪我爱这个太空泡泡糖

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‪这里发生了什么？

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‪什么都别说了

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‪因为你们意识到
‪我被智能房子取代有多难过

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‪所以你们毁掉了所有应用
‪还搞砸了整栋房子

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‪因为你们知道我是多么爱清扫

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‪-对！
‪-没错！

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‪哦 我是多么爱我美丽的家人啊

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‪拥抱完之后
‪你们立刻去把智能汽车的连接断掉

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‪别担心

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‪我已经断掉了

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‪（纪念亚当施莱辛格）

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{\an8}‪字幕翻译：Lynn S