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[alarm blaring]
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♪ He's action-packed and sister-charged
And Dukey-dogged for living large ♪
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♪ In triple-cloning T-Rexing
Royal throning Johnny X-ing ♪
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♪ You never know what's coming next
Cos it's J-J-J-J-Johnny Test! ♪
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[inflating]
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{\an8}Just one more foot,
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{\an8}and you'll break the world record.
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{\an8}[blows]
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{\an8}So close.
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{\an8}Yeah, we're gonna need better bubblegum.
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{\an8}To the lab!
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{\an8}Gah!
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{\an8}Say your prayers, bubblegum stain,
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{\an8}cos nobody cleans a house better than--
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{\an8}-[thwack]
-[vacuum whirs]
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{\an8}[robotic voice] Non-chemical
gum removal achieved.
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{\an8}What the heck is that?
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That is just one appliance
in our new Smart Home Initiative.
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Which eliminates all water waste,
all energy waste, and…
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All chemicals that aren't eco-friendly.
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What do you mean, one appliance?
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Behold! Your new smart kitchen.
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[robotic voice] Hello.
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It integrates all your appliances
to save time, energy,
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and make the perfect meatloaf.
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Dinner time.
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-[timer buzzes]
-But making meatloaf is my thing.
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[both] Not anymore.
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And the smart sink
loads the smart washer
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using minimal amounts of water
and detergent.
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Oh, well, I guess I still need to mop.
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Not anymore.
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OK, stop!
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Cleaning and cooking
in this house is my thing.
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It's my jam.
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If the Smart Home does it all,
then what's left for me to do?
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I am currently out of butter.
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I can still do that,
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and you "butter" believe
I'll be back in a jiff!
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[door opens and closes]
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Think he'll like the Smart Home
self-driving smart car?
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-[engine starts]
-[Dad] Wait, what?
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-[engine roars]
-No!
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Hey, the Smart House will save Dad time
and save the planet.
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[alarm buzzes]
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Intruder in the lab.
Intruder in the lab…
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And save us from Johnny!
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[wails] Make it stop! Make it stop!
It's trying to eat me!
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Can you please tell this thing
to let go of my butt and my dog?
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-[Susan] Smart vacuum, stop.
-[whirring stops]
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And why are you in the lab, Johnny?
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Testing your super-strong
giant bubble bubblegum
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you clearly just invented. Duh.
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[blows]
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That's not gum.
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That's molecule-binding
satellite repair putty.
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Then why'd you make it grape-flavored?
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We did?
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It is non-toxic.
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[chewing]
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And how could you invent that,
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when you know vacuums
are a dog's natural enemy?!
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Because of this…
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Welcome to the Smart Home,
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an advanced, integrated system
of all home appliances,
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tools, and furnishings
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for maximum energy efficiency
and cleanliness.
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Just attach a smart screen
to anything in your room
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to make it a Smart Home thing.
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No way!
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Welcome to the smart bean bag chair.
Sit on me.
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Why a smart bean bag chair?
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Cos if I'm hot, it's got Chill Mode.
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If I'm bored, it's got Bouncy Mode.
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And if I want to break a record…
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Max bubble-blowing position!
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But shouldn't the smartest thing
in the house be a human
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and not a bean bag,
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or a… vacuum?
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Relax, Dog…
and measure this bubble
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before my dad gets home
and stops me from chewing gum
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that's not gum
but grape-flavored satellite goop.
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We have arrived at our destination.
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OK, so I don't need to drive anymore,
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but I still need to grab my bags
and shop for my family.
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No need. I mobile ordered,
and your smart-cart is arriving now.
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So I don't have to shop
for my family anymore either?
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I have re-programmed our route home
to pick up flowers for your wife
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and return the sledgehammer
and weed-whacker
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you borrowed from your friend Bob.
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Would you like to leave now?
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No. I think I'll just… sit here.
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Here's some "sitting" music playlists
based on past selections.
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[mid-tempo jazz playing]
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Next.
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[bouncy pop-rock playing]
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Next.
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[slow, mournful piano playing]
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That's good.
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[inflating]
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[voice muffled]
How I am doing, dog?
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I don't think anything's gonna stop you
from setting a record this time!
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[vacuum whirs]
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Dogs shed an average
of 7.9 million hairs a year.
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Uh…
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Cleaning it up wastes
19 kilowatts of power.
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Yeah, but, uh…
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I like to think I'm worth it.
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To save energy, you must remove
the entire dog from home.
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Wait, what?
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Welcome to the smart stairs.
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Smart stairs?
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[screams]
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Have a nice life.
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[yells] Oof!
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[door slams]
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Man, I hate vacuums.
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And you can't keep me out
of my own house, Smart Home!
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[shutters clang]
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[clang]
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What was that?
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All doors and windows
have been sealed to limit air seepage
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and maximize thermal efficiency.
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Smart!
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Anything you do to maximize
house efficiency is cool by us.
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You two combined
use more power than all of Porkbelly
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and cause an average
of $1.3 billion in damage per year.
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Yeah, what's your point?
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Let's see if Smart Home can stop me
from digging my way back in.
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[cackles]
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[sisters scream]
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And it looks like it can.
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-[yells]
-[thud]
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Just so you know,
your Smart Home is evil!
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Technically, it's not evil.
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Just extremely efficient.
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Wait, where's Johnny?
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He's not with you?!
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[ominous music playing]
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[voice muffled] OK, this has got to be
a new world record!
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[vacuum whirs]
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Hey! I was about to break the record!
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You make 210 times more mess
than the average 11-year-old boy.
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Yeah, that sounds about right.
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Which means it takes 40,000
more gallons of water
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to clean you and clean up after you.
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In my defense,
I'd avoid bathing if I could.
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Initiating boy removal.
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Say what?
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[screams]
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Goodbye, boy.
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Forever.
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[muffled] I don't think so.
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Look! Johnny's bubble
is blocking the door!
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Charge!
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[crash]
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Humans are inefficient
and must be removed.
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Yeah… not one
of our better inventions.
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[yelping]
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The only way to stop everything
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is by unplugging
the Smart Home Base in the lab.
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Which means we have to get up
the stairs and get to the…
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[stairs clang]
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OK, that's a problem.
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Meatloaf is ready.
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Oh, Dad's not gonna like this.
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And now how do we get to the lab?
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With this!
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Now, you throw me at the ceiling,
and you cover me.
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With what?
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[sisters yell]
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Super suction mode, activate.
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[yells]
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It's pulling down Johnny!
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[vacuum whirs]
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Not on my watch!
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[yells]
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[crashing]
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[powers down]
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-[vacuum whirs]
-Now use reverse mode!
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Yes! I made it!
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[feet squelch]
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But I'm afraid this is as far you go,
Johnny, because I…
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[powers down]
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You can't stop progress, Johnny.
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I know…
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But I can stop you.
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Actually, you can't.
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A carbon-ion laser cage
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that consumes just 90 watts of power.
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I'm afraid you're stuck.
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Actually, it's your power cord
that's stuck.
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Wait, what are you doing?
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The circumference
of that bubble is unseemly.
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You know that gum
is satellite putty, right?
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You can't stop progress…
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[powers down]
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OK, that had to be a record!
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[shutters clang]
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He did it!
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And I'm not afraid of vacuums anymore.
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[whirring]
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[crashes]
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And I love this space gum!
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-[door opens]
-And what is going on in here?!
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[all] Uh…
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Do not say another word!
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Because you realized how upset I was
being replaced by a Smart Home,
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so you destroyed all the appliances
and trashed the house
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cos you know how much
I love cleaning it.
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[picture smashes]
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-Yup.
-Woof.
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Oh, how I love my beautiful family.
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And we'll disconnect the smart car
right after this hug.
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Don't worry. I already did.
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[horn blares]
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[horn powers down]
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[theme song playing]
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♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪
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♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪
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♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪
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♪ Test! ♪