1 00:00:06,382 --> 00:00:09,969 [alarm blaring] 2 00:00:10,053 --> 00:00:12,638 ♪ He's action-packed and sister-charged And Dukey-dogged for living large ♪ 3 00:00:12,722 --> 00:00:15,767 ♪ In triple-cloning T-Rexing Royal throning Johnny X-ing ♪ 4 00:00:15,850 --> 00:00:20,021 ♪ You never know what's coming next Cos it's J-J-J-J-Johnny Test! ♪ 5 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,738 [inflating] 6 00:00:28,821 --> 00:00:31,991 {\an8}Just one more foot, 7 00:00:32,075 --> 00:00:33,868 {\an8}and you'll break the world record. 8 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:36,204 {\an8}[blows] 9 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:40,374 {\an8}So close. 10 00:00:40,458 --> 00:00:43,044 {\an8}Yeah, we're gonna need better bubblegum. 11 00:00:43,127 --> 00:00:44,087 {\an8}To the lab! 12 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:46,631 {\an8}Gah! 13 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:49,300 {\an8}Say your prayers, bubblegum stain, 14 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:52,261 {\an8}cos nobody cleans a house better than-- 15 00:00:52,345 --> 00:00:54,972 {\an8}-[thwack] -[vacuum whirs] 16 00:00:58,518 --> 00:01:00,812 {\an8}[robotic voice] Non-chemical gum removal achieved. 17 00:01:00,895 --> 00:01:02,230 {\an8}What the heck is that? 18 00:01:02,313 --> 00:01:06,234 That is just one appliance in our new Smart Home Initiative. 19 00:01:06,317 --> 00:01:09,445 Which eliminates all water waste, all energy waste, and… 20 00:01:09,529 --> 00:01:12,740 All chemicals that aren't eco-friendly. 21 00:01:12,824 --> 00:01:15,284 What do you mean, one appliance? 22 00:01:18,162 --> 00:01:21,499 Behold! Your new smart kitchen. 23 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:22,500 [robotic voice] Hello. 24 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:26,087 It integrates all your appliances to save time, energy, 25 00:01:26,170 --> 00:01:28,840 and make the perfect meatloaf. 26 00:01:28,923 --> 00:01:29,924 Dinner time. 27 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:33,177 -[timer buzzes] -But making meatloaf is my thing. 28 00:01:33,261 --> 00:01:34,595 [both] Not anymore. 29 00:01:34,679 --> 00:01:37,598 And the smart sink loads the smart washer 30 00:01:37,682 --> 00:01:40,518 using minimal amounts of water and detergent. 31 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:43,813 Oh, well, I guess I still need to mop. 32 00:01:44,564 --> 00:01:45,690 Not anymore. 33 00:01:46,858 --> 00:01:48,401 OK, stop! 34 00:01:48,484 --> 00:01:50,987 Cleaning and cooking in this house is my thing. 35 00:01:51,070 --> 00:01:52,446 It's my jam. 36 00:01:52,530 --> 00:01:56,242 If the Smart Home does it all, then what's left for me to do? 37 00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:57,869 I am currently out of butter. 38 00:01:58,911 --> 00:02:00,329 I can still do that, 39 00:02:00,413 --> 00:02:03,583 and you "butter" believe I'll be back in a jiff! 40 00:02:03,666 --> 00:02:04,667 [door opens and closes] 41 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:07,879 Think he'll like the Smart Home self-driving smart car? 42 00:02:07,962 --> 00:02:09,338 -[engine starts] -[Dad] Wait, what? 43 00:02:09,422 --> 00:02:11,507 -[engine roars] -No! 44 00:02:11,591 --> 00:02:15,344 Hey, the Smart House will save Dad time and save the planet. 45 00:02:15,428 --> 00:02:16,971 [alarm buzzes] 46 00:02:17,138 --> 00:02:19,974 Intruder in the lab. Intruder in the lab… 47 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:23,436 And save us from Johnny! 48 00:02:23,519 --> 00:02:27,815 [wails] Make it stop! Make it stop! It's trying to eat me! 49 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:33,905 Can you please tell this thing to let go of my butt and my dog? 50 00:02:33,988 --> 00:02:36,949 -[Susan] Smart vacuum, stop. -[whirring stops] 51 00:02:37,033 --> 00:02:40,077 And why are you in the lab, Johnny? 52 00:02:40,161 --> 00:02:42,538 Testing your super-strong giant bubble bubblegum 53 00:02:42,622 --> 00:02:44,415 you clearly just invented. Duh. 54 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,585 [blows] 55 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:49,295 That's not gum. 56 00:02:49,378 --> 00:02:52,048 That's molecule-binding satellite repair putty. 57 00:02:53,716 --> 00:02:55,509 Then why'd you make it grape-flavored? 58 00:02:55,593 --> 00:02:56,928 We did? 59 00:02:57,011 --> 00:02:59,180 It is non-toxic. 60 00:02:59,263 --> 00:03:00,765 [chewing] 61 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:03,059 And how could you invent that, 62 00:03:03,142 --> 00:03:06,270 when you know vacuums are a dog's natural enemy?! 63 00:03:06,354 --> 00:03:08,272 Because of this… 64 00:03:10,191 --> 00:03:11,609 Welcome to the Smart Home, 65 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:14,612 an advanced, integrated system of all home appliances, 66 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:15,988 tools, and furnishings 67 00:03:16,072 --> 00:03:18,783 for maximum energy efficiency and cleanliness. 68 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:21,535 Just attach a smart screen to anything in your room 69 00:03:21,619 --> 00:03:23,371 to make it a Smart Home thing. 70 00:03:24,372 --> 00:03:25,873 No way! 71 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:30,211 Welcome to the smart bean bag chair. Sit on me. 72 00:03:31,754 --> 00:03:34,423 Why a smart bean bag chair? 73 00:03:34,507 --> 00:03:37,718 Cos if I'm hot, it's got Chill Mode. 74 00:03:38,761 --> 00:03:41,264 If I'm bored, it's got Bouncy Mode. 75 00:03:44,392 --> 00:03:46,227 And if I want to break a record… 76 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:48,646 Max bubble-blowing position! 77 00:03:50,648 --> 00:03:53,067 But shouldn't the smartest thing in the house be a human 78 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:54,735 and not a bean bag, 79 00:03:54,819 --> 00:03:57,029 or a… vacuum? 80 00:03:57,113 --> 00:03:59,615 Relax, Dog… and measure this bubble 81 00:03:59,699 --> 00:04:01,909 before my dad gets home and stops me from chewing gum 82 00:04:01,993 --> 00:04:04,161 that's not gum but grape-flavored satellite goop. 83 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:12,253 We have arrived at our destination. 84 00:04:12,336 --> 00:04:14,714 OK, so I don't need to drive anymore, 85 00:04:14,797 --> 00:04:19,385 but I still need to grab my bags and shop for my family. 86 00:04:21,345 --> 00:04:25,725 No need. I mobile ordered, and your smart-cart is arriving now. 87 00:04:30,146 --> 00:04:34,108 So I don't have to shop for my family anymore either? 88 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:37,653 I have re-programmed our route home to pick up flowers for your wife 89 00:04:37,737 --> 00:04:39,655 and return the sledgehammer and weed-whacker 90 00:04:39,739 --> 00:04:41,449 you borrowed from your friend Bob. 91 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,536 Would you like to leave now? 92 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:49,165 No. I think I'll just… sit here. 93 00:04:49,248 --> 00:04:52,835 Here's some "sitting" music playlists based on past selections. 94 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:55,129 [mid-tempo jazz playing] 95 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:56,297 Next. 96 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:57,548 [bouncy pop-rock playing] 97 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:58,924 Next. 98 00:04:59,008 --> 00:05:03,054 [slow, mournful piano playing] 99 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:04,847 That's good. 100 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:06,891 [inflating] 101 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:08,684 [voice muffled] How I am doing, dog? 102 00:05:08,768 --> 00:05:12,229 I don't think anything's gonna stop you from setting a record this time! 103 00:05:12,313 --> 00:05:13,230 [vacuum whirs] 104 00:05:13,314 --> 00:05:17,693 Dogs shed an average of 7.9 million hairs a year. 105 00:05:18,569 --> 00:05:19,820 Uh… 106 00:05:19,904 --> 00:05:23,366 Cleaning it up wastes 19 kilowatts of power. 107 00:05:23,449 --> 00:05:25,242 Yeah, but, uh… 108 00:05:25,326 --> 00:05:26,827 I like to think I'm worth it. 109 00:05:26,911 --> 00:05:30,623 To save energy, you must remove the entire dog from home. 110 00:05:30,706 --> 00:05:32,041 Wait, what? 111 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:33,918 Welcome to the smart stairs. 112 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,044 Smart stairs? 113 00:05:35,127 --> 00:05:36,921 [screams] 114 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:39,757 Have a nice life. 115 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,175 [yells] Oof! 116 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:42,176 [door slams] 117 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:45,513 Man, I hate vacuums. 118 00:05:45,596 --> 00:05:49,892 And you can't keep me out of my own house, Smart Home! 119 00:05:49,975 --> 00:05:51,185 [shutters clang] 120 00:05:52,895 --> 00:05:54,313 [clang] 121 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:55,940 What was that? 122 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:59,276 All doors and windows have been sealed to limit air seepage 123 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,362 and maximize thermal efficiency. 124 00:06:01,445 --> 00:06:02,613 Smart! 125 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:06,367 Anything you do to maximize house efficiency is cool by us. 126 00:06:07,159 --> 00:06:10,371 You two combined use more power than all of Porkbelly 127 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:14,625 and cause an average of $1.3 billion in damage per year. 128 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:17,920 Yeah, what's your point? 129 00:06:19,505 --> 00:06:23,843 Let's see if Smart Home can stop me from digging my way back in. 130 00:06:23,926 --> 00:06:24,844 [cackles] 131 00:06:25,845 --> 00:06:27,596 [sisters scream] 132 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:29,181 And it looks like it can. 133 00:06:29,265 --> 00:06:31,725 -[yells] -[thud] 134 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:35,938 Just so you know, your Smart Home is evil! 135 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:38,023 Technically, it's not evil. 136 00:06:38,107 --> 00:06:40,609 Just extremely efficient. 137 00:06:41,402 --> 00:06:42,778 Wait, where's Johnny? 138 00:06:42,862 --> 00:06:44,613 He's not with you?! 139 00:06:44,697 --> 00:06:46,574 [ominous music playing] 140 00:06:46,657 --> 00:06:49,368 [voice muffled] OK, this has got to be a new world record! 141 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:51,412 [vacuum whirs] 142 00:06:53,122 --> 00:06:55,749 Hey! I was about to break the record! 143 00:06:55,833 --> 00:07:00,296 You make 210 times more mess than the average 11-year-old boy. 144 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:02,339 Yeah, that sounds about right. 145 00:07:02,423 --> 00:07:05,426 Which means it takes 40,000 more gallons of water 146 00:07:05,509 --> 00:07:07,553 to clean you and clean up after you. 147 00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:10,556 In my defense, I'd avoid bathing if I could. 148 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:12,766 Initiating boy removal. 149 00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:14,643 Say what? 150 00:07:15,603 --> 00:07:17,813 [screams] 151 00:07:17,897 --> 00:07:19,690 Goodbye, boy. 152 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:23,611 Forever. 153 00:07:26,322 --> 00:07:28,365 [muffled] I don't think so. 154 00:07:29,033 --> 00:07:31,952 Look! Johnny's bubble is blocking the door! 155 00:07:32,036 --> 00:07:33,662 Charge! 156 00:07:35,539 --> 00:07:37,166 [crash] 157 00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:43,214 Humans are inefficient and must be removed. 158 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:47,134 Yeah… not one of our better inventions. 159 00:07:50,012 --> 00:07:51,805 [yelping] 160 00:07:51,889 --> 00:07:53,516 The only way to stop everything 161 00:07:53,599 --> 00:07:56,143 is by unplugging the Smart Home Base in the lab. 162 00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:59,438 Which means we have to get up the stairs and get to the… 163 00:07:59,522 --> 00:08:00,940 [stairs clang] 164 00:08:01,023 --> 00:08:02,274 OK, that's a problem. 165 00:08:03,025 --> 00:08:04,568 Meatloaf is ready. 166 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:10,407 Oh, Dad's not gonna like this. 167 00:08:10,491 --> 00:08:12,493 And now how do we get to the lab? 168 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:17,081 With this! 169 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,337 Now, you throw me at the ceiling, and you cover me. 170 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:24,630 With what? 171 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:26,882 [sisters yell] 172 00:08:28,509 --> 00:08:30,678 Super suction mode, activate. 173 00:08:32,555 --> 00:08:34,098 [yells] 174 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:36,183 It's pulling down Johnny! 175 00:08:36,267 --> 00:08:38,811 [vacuum whirs] 176 00:08:40,062 --> 00:08:41,855 Not on my watch! 177 00:08:41,939 --> 00:08:43,315 [yells] 178 00:08:43,399 --> 00:08:44,441 [crashing] 179 00:08:47,778 --> 00:08:49,196 [powers down] 180 00:08:52,658 --> 00:08:55,578 -[vacuum whirs] -Now use reverse mode! 181 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:07,923 Yes! I made it! 182 00:09:08,007 --> 00:09:09,967 [feet squelch] 183 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:14,138 But I'm afraid this is as far you go, Johnny, because I… 184 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,639 [powers down] 185 00:09:20,436 --> 00:09:22,980 You can't stop progress, Johnny. 186 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,773 I know… 187 00:09:26,150 --> 00:09:28,068 But I can stop you. 188 00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:30,029 Actually, you can't. 189 00:09:31,655 --> 00:09:33,282 A carbon-ion laser cage 190 00:09:33,365 --> 00:09:35,534 that consumes just 90 watts of power. 191 00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:37,786 I'm afraid you're stuck. 192 00:09:37,870 --> 00:09:41,332 Actually, it's your power cord that's stuck. 193 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:43,208 Wait, what are you doing? 194 00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:45,669 The circumference of that bubble is unseemly. 195 00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:48,380 You know that gum is satellite putty, right? 196 00:09:49,548 --> 00:09:52,092 You can't stop progress… 197 00:09:52,176 --> 00:09:54,303 [powers down] 198 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,306 OK, that had to be a record! 199 00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:00,601 [shutters clang] 200 00:10:02,895 --> 00:10:04,188 He did it! 201 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,607 And I'm not afraid of vacuums anymore. 202 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:07,566 [whirring] 203 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:09,151 [crashes] 204 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:11,820 And I love this space gum! 205 00:10:11,904 --> 00:10:14,823 -[door opens] -And what is going on in here?! 206 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,662 [all] Uh… 207 00:10:19,745 --> 00:10:22,164 Do not say another word! 208 00:10:23,082 --> 00:10:27,961 Because you realized how upset I was being replaced by a Smart Home, 209 00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:31,548 so you destroyed all the appliances and trashed the house 210 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:35,052 cos you know how much I love cleaning it. 211 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,553 [picture smashes] 212 00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:38,347 -Yup. -Woof. 213 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:42,142 Oh, how I love my beautiful family. 214 00:10:42,226 --> 00:10:45,854 And we'll disconnect the smart car right after this hug. 215 00:10:45,938 --> 00:10:49,024 Don't worry. I already did. 216 00:10:49,108 --> 00:10:50,317 [horn blares] 217 00:10:50,401 --> 00:10:52,945 [horn powers down] 218 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,157 [theme song playing] 219 00:10:57,783 --> 00:10:59,243 ♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪ 220 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:02,371 ♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪ 221 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:17,511 ♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪ 222 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,096 ♪ Test! ♪