Just one more foot,
and you'll break the world record.
So close.
Yeah, we're gonna need better bubblegum.
To the lab!
Gah!
Say your prayers, bubblegum stain,
cos nobody cleans a house better than--
-
Non-chemical gum removal achieved.
What the heck is that?
That is just one appliance in our new Smart Home Initiative.
Which eliminates all water waste, all energy waste, and…
All chemicals that aren't eco-friendly.
What do you mean, one appliance?
Behold! Your new smart kitchen.
Hello.
It integrates all your appliances to save time, energy,
and make the perfect meatloaf.
Dinner time.
-But making meatloaf is my thing.
Not anymore.
And the smart sink loads the smart washer
using minimal amounts of water and detergent.
Oh, well, I guess I still need to mop.
Not anymore.
OK, stop!
Cleaning and cooking in this house is my thing.
It's my jam.
If the Smart Home does it all, then what's left for me to do?
I am currently out of butter.
I can still do that,
and you "butter" believe I'll be back in a jiff!
Think he'll like the Smart Home self-driving smart car?
-Wait, what?
-No!
Hey, the Smart House will save Dad time and save the planet.
Intruder in the lab. Intruder in the lab…
And save us from Johnny!
Make it stop! Make it stop! It's trying to eat me!
Can you please tell this thing to let go of my butt and my dog?
-Smart vacuum, stop.
And why are you in the lab, Johnny?
Testing your super-strong giant bubble bubblegum
you clearly just invented. Duh.
That's not gum.
That's molecule-binding satellite repair putty.
Then why'd you make it grape-flavored?
We did?
It is non-toxic.
And how could you invent that,
when you know vacuums are a dog's natural enemy?!
Because of this…
Welcome to the Smart Home,
an advanced, integrated system of all home appliances,
tools, and furnishings
for maximum energy efficiency and cleanliness.
Just attach a smart screen to anything in your room
to make it a Smart Home thing.
No way!
Welcome to the smart bean bag chair. Sit on me.
Why a smart bean bag chair?
Cos if I'm hot, it's got Chill Mode.
If I'm bored, it's got Bouncy Mode.
And if I want to break a record…
Max bubble-blowing position!
But shouldn't the smartest thing in the house be a human
and not a bean bag,
or a… vacuum?
Relax, Dog… and measure this bubble
before my dad gets home and stops me from chewing gum
that's not gum but grape-flavored satellite goop.
We have arrived at our destination.
OK, so I don't need to drive anymore,
but I still need to grab my bags and shop for my family.
No need. I mobile ordered, and your smart-cart is arriving now.
So I don't have to shop for my family anymore either?
I have re-programmed our route home to pick up flowers for your wife
and return the sledgehammer and weed-whacker
you borrowed from your friend Bob.
Would you like to leave now?
No. I think I'll just… sit here.
Here's some "sitting" music playlists based on past selections.
Next.
That's good.
How I am doing, dog?
I don't think anything's gonna stop you from setting a record this time!
Dogs shed an average of 7.9 million hairs a year.
Uh…
Cleaning it up wastes 19 kilowatts of power.
Yeah, but, uh…
I like to think I'm worth it.
To save energy, you must remove the entire dog from home.
Wait, what?
Welcome to the smart stairs.
Smart stairs?
Have a nice life.
Oof!
Man, I hate vacuums.
And you can't keep me out of my own house, Smart Home!
What was that?
All doors and windows have been sealed to limit air seepage
and maximize thermal efficiency.
Smart!
Anything you do to maximize house efficiency is cool by us.
You two combined use more power than all of Porkbelly
and cause an average of $1.3 billion in damage per year.
Yeah, what's your point?
Let's see if Smart Home can stop me from digging my way back in.
And it looks like it can.
Just so you know, your Smart Home is evil!
Technically, it's not evil.
Just extremely efficient.
Wait, where's Johnny?
He's not with you?!
OK, this has got to be a new world record!
Hey! I was about to break the record!
You make 210 times more mess than the average 11-year-old boy.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
Which means it takes 40,000 more gallons of water
to clean you and clean up after you.
In my defense, I'd avoid bathing if I could.
Initiating boy removal.
Say what?
Goodbye, boy.
Forever.
I don't think so.
Look! Johnny's bubble is blocking the door!
Charge!
Humans are inefficient and must be removed.
Yeah… not one of our better inventions.
The only way to stop everything
is by unplugging the Smart Home Base in the lab.
Which means we have to get up the stairs and get to the…
OK, that's a problem.
Meatloaf is ready.
Oh, Dad's not gonna like this.
And now how do we get to the lab?
With this!
Now, you throw me at the ceiling, and you cover me.
With what?
Super suction mode, activate.
It's pulling down Johnny!
Not on my watch!
-Now use reverse mode!
Yes! I made it!
But I'm afraid this is as far you go, Johnny, because I…
You can't stop progress, Johnny.
I know…
But I can stop you.
Actually, you can't.
A carbon-ion laser cage
that consumes just 90 watts of power.
I'm afraid you're stuck.
Actually, it's your power cord that's stuck.
Wait, what are you doing?
The circumference of that bubble is unseemly.
You know that gum is satellite putty, right?
You can't stop progress…
OK, that had to be a record!
He did it!
And I'm not afraid of vacuums anymore.
And I love this space gum!
-And what is going on in here?!
Uh…
Do not say another word!
Because you realized how upset I was being replaced by a Smart Home,
so you destroyed all the appliances and trashed the house
cos you know how much I love cleaning it.
-Yup. -Woof.
Oh, how I love my beautiful family.
And we'll disconnect the smart car right after this hug.
Don't worry. I already did.