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‪生活緊張刺激，姊姊麻煩無邊
‪杜奇狗狗生活富足

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‪三重分身、變成暴龍
‪登上王位、超級強尼

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‪你永不知道未來發展
‪因為這就是阿尼正傳

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{\an8}‪劇名：強尼鉅獻：杜奇頻道

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{\an8}‪98、99、100
‪準備好了嗎？我來了

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{\an8}‪我找到你們所有人了

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{\an8}‪我們找到這支搞笑的影片

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{\an8}‪我的狗狗比牠好笑太多了

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{\an8}‪那就為牠在史努比管道建立頻道

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{\an8}‪如果你累積到一千個粉絲就能賺大錢

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{\an8}‪賺什麼？

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{\an8}‪沒錯，史努比管道
‪直接把錢發送到你的手機

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‪多少錢？

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‪例如這隻狗狗的頻道有一千個粉絲

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‪就是這樣

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‪杜奇頻道需要一千粉絲
‪兩位冰雪聰明的姊姊幫幫忙

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‪杜奇怎麼會打扮成羅賓漢？

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‪你搞什麼？

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‪羅賓漢？

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‪我一直以來的夢想
‪就是要扮演史上最偉大的英雄！

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‪聽著，各位綠林好漢

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‪我們來劫貧濟富吧

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‪是相反才對

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‪喔

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‪而且現在是21世紀了

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‪不如專注創造更佳工作機會

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‪這樣綠林好漢就不用偷竊了

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‪我需要華麗的開場和洗腦的主題曲

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‪我們太忙了

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‪要改革上學的交通方法

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‪這樣我們就不必
‪再乘坐又吵又臭的黃色校車了

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‪但兩位好姊姊，如果吾等用豪華轎車

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‪送汝等上學呢？

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‪你說什麼？

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‪如果妳們幫我們爭取到一千名粉絲
‪我們也有這種待遇

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‪好，我們加入吧

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‪好了，開始拍攝！

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{\an8}‪諾丁漢郡長搶走瑪莉安了
‪我必須去救她！

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‪再說一遍，要跟上潮流，狗狗

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‪瑪莉安可以自救，非常感謝你

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‪別這樣，我的夢想是扮演羅賓…

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‪讚！杜奇頻道有100個粉絲了

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‪顯然要歸功於我的優秀演出

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‪不，是鏡像神經元的緣故

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‪我們在網上看到別人撞到頭時
‪鏡像神經元會受到刺激

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‪因為撞到頭的不是我們
‪我們鬆了口氣，然後大笑和點讚

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‪那麼要讓杜奇頻道有一千名粉絲

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‪杜奇的影片要更加痛苦？

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‪完全正確

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‪我考慮一下

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‪開始拍攝

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‪（901人）

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‪等等，901？就這樣嗎？

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‪我也就這樣

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‪互聯網變幻無常，強尼

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‪但我們很接近了

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‪也就是說我們只需要找杜奇拍攝

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‪他們從沒看過的東西就行

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‪算了吧，杜奇頻道不會再拍攝影片了

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‪我們只需要多99個粉絲

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‪如果我們有攝影組和真正的演員呢？

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‪而你可以當羅賓漢

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‪這一直是我的夢想

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‪只要你不介意冒險和負起社會責任

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‪那麼華麗的開場和洗腦的主題曲呢？

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‪你想多華麗壯觀都可以

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‪那麼你覺得如何呢？

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‪我考慮一下

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‪牠是最有名的狗狗，不會錯的…

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‪等等，我說我考慮一下

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‪但這是你洗腦的開場歌曲…

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‪我可以先喝杯咖啡嗎？

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‪有巨石和動作場面和很厲害的東西…

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‪巨石？

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‪還有驚險萬分的冒險，令你尖叫…

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‪你是說…

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‪什麼挑戰也難不倒這狗狗

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{\an8}‪就在超好玩的史努比管道杜奇頻道

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{\an8}‪（杜奇頻道）

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‪開始拍攝！

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‪（杜奇頻道呈獻
‪《杜奇漢》）

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‪我不敢相信，我是羅賓漢！

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‪杜奇漢，你在這裡

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‪更正，是杜奇漢

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‪我們又成功幹一票回來了

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‪兩隻髒襪子
‪半根吃過的胡蘿蔔和三枚鈕扣？

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‪你不是說過劫貧濟富嗎？

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‪可能吧，但其實是相反才對

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‪啊

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‪抱歉，菲爾

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‪來，你吃點稀粥下下氣

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‪為什麼不吃？

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‪這是史上最難吃的稀粥

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‪好，別再偷東西了

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‪我們專注創造新的工作機會吧

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‪那麼大家就可以
‪在雪伍德森林豐衣足食

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‪杜奇漢

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‪諾丁漢郡長抓了瑪莉安！

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‪太好了！

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‪我是說不好了！

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‪我一定要救我的愛人

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‪沒錯，因為我要這樣做！

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‪情況會很危險

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‪但我可以英雄救美

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‪掩護我，塔克修士…什麼事？

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‪怎麼了？

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‪等等，怎麼回事？

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‪妳不應該在這裡，妳被抓走了

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‪對，但我剛逃出來

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‪但我應該去救妳

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‪我可以自救，非常感謝你

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‪但故事不是這樣，我是英雄，杜奇漢

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‪這是我的夢想

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‪那好吧

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‪喂，我逃走了，但改變主意

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‪好

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‪好，她又被抓住了

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‪現在掩護我

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‪不法之徒！

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‪是我，杜奇漢，釋放瑪莉安否則…

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‪郡長宣佈放棄使用暴力

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‪歡迎與你進行和平談判

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‪故事不是這樣！

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‪我來救她，你想要阻止我

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‪好吧

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‪謝謝

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‪英雄抓住樹藤盪來盪去

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‪等我到達吊橋後，我就會翻牆

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‪然後勇救瑪莉安！

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‪他試著爬箭繩，但他太重了

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‪我覺得我有責任阻止這件事，主人

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‪不用，你拉繩子就好了

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‪對了，這次一定會…

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‪我喜歡他，他傻傻的

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‪你撞到牆了

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‪你成功了，你把我救出來了！

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‪我沒有

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‪我知道，因為我可以自己逃出來

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‪但我是英雄啊！

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‪也許你可以成為其他事情的英雄

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‪你別管

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‪妳就讓我回去找一些綠林好漢

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‪綠林中人，然後我來救妳

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‪我保證

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‪綠林中人

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‪我回來找你…

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‪怎麼回事？

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‪照你說那樣創造新工作機會

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‪我開了自己的廣告公司

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‪喔

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‪那是什麼味道？

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‪穆克新開張的稀粥咖啡攤位

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‪太好喝了！

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‪我要把消息傳遍整個王國！

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‪杜奇漢

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‪從來沒有一位英雄
‪能給雪伍德森林帶來這種工作和希望

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‪你說…英雄嗎？

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‪這音樂是從哪裡來的？

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‪農民菲爾發明了菲爾管弦樂團

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‪他獲邀表演五場

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‪那好吧，我們趕緊慶祝吧

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‪-萬歲！
‪-菲爾，我一直都相信你！

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‪我是負起社會責任的英雄

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‪我覺得他不會回來了

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‪對，我要走了

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‪等等我！

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‪（結局）

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‪（一千人）

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‪-成功了！
‪-成功了！

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‪我說過他們會喜歡我扮演羅賓漢

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‪你在說什麼？

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‪我在雪伍德森林
‪創造了工作機會，你們說得對

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‪瑪莉安不需要我救她

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‪不是

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‪卡車傾倒的培根砸中你，你昏倒了

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‪然後我們發佈了這影片

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‪（杜奇頻道）

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‪我一直說演羅賓漢是我的“夢想”

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‪但你也為我們帶來一千個粉絲

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‪也就是說我們得到報酬了
‪可以坐豪華轎車了！

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‪（9.78美元）

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‪-9.78美元？
‪-9.78美元？

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‪什麼？

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‪那培根狗怎麼能坐豪車？

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‪我的狗狗沒有錢

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‪我是豪車司機，我有時會載牠去兜風

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‪-喔
‪-喔

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‪我們給你9.78元，繞這街區兜風

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‪哦呵！

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‪（紀念施萊辛格）

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{\an8}‪字幕翻譯：李恒聰