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‪NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‪他充满精彩动作 应对姐妹挑战
‪嘟奇狗狗 生活阔绰

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‪三倍克隆霸王龙 王室宝座强尼X

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‪永远让你措手不及
‪因为他是强尼·泰斯特！

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{\an8}‪（强尼出品：杜奇频道）

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{\an8}‪98 99 100 不管准备好了没 我来了

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{\an8}‪我找到…你们所有人了

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{\an8}‪我们发现了这个超好笑的视频

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{\an8}‪我的狗比这个有意思多了

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{\an8}‪那给他弄一个他自己的狗管频道

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{\an8}‪如果你能弄到一千个粉丝
‪那是可以赚到不少钱的

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{\an8}‪不少什么？

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{\an8}‪狗管会直接把钱发到你手机里

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‪多少钱呢？

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‪比如说 这条狗的频道有一千个粉丝

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‪然后就这样

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‪杜奇频道需要一千个粉丝
‪聪明的姐姐们 帮帮我吧

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‪为什么嘟奇打扮成了侠盗罗宾汉？

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‪这是什么？

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‪侠盗罗宾汉？

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‪扮演史上最伟大的英雄
‪一直是我的梦想！

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‪听着 绿林好汉们

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‪我们去偷穷人的钱
‪然后把钱给富人吧

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‪说反了

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‪哦

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‪而且现在已经是二十一世纪了

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‪为什么不专注于创造更好的工作机会

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‪好让绿林好汉们不用去偷？

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‪我需要一个更宏大的开场
‪还有一首上口的主题曲

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‪我们忙着…

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‪改革学校旅行

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‪这样我们就再也不用坐那个
‪又吵又臭的黄色大巴了

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‪可是 我的好姐姐们
‪如果我们能用豪华轿车

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‪送你们去学校呢？

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‪你说什么？

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‪如果你能帮我们弄到一千个粉丝
‪我们就能弄到这个

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‪好 我们加入

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‪现在 开拍！

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{\an8}‪诺丁汉地方官抓走了玛莉安
‪我必须要去救她！

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‪狗狗 我再说一次 你得现代化一点

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‪玛莉安可以拯救她自己 非常感谢

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‪拜托 扮演罗宾汉是我的梦想…

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‪太好了！杜奇频道有一百个粉丝了

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‪很显然这是因为我演得好

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‪不 是镜像神经元

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‪我们看到别人在网上砸东西或者
‪撞上什么东西的时候 它们就会出动

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‪意识到那不是我们时的解脱感
‪就会变成欢笑和点赞

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‪所以 要杜卡频道有一千个粉丝

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‪嘟奇的视频就要更…疼？

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‪没错

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‪我得考虑一下

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‪摄影机开动

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‪（901）

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‪等等 901个？就这？

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‪我也到此为止了

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‪强尼 互联网就是反复无常

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‪可我们已经很接近了

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‪也就是说 我们只需要嘟奇拍一点

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‪他们从未见过的东西

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‪得了 再也不拍杜奇频道的视频了

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‪我只需要再多99个粉丝

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‪如果我们有摄像团队和真演员呢？

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‪你可以演罗宾汉

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‪这一直都是我的梦想

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‪只要你不介意视频很冒险
‪而且要植入社会意识

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‪有大型开场和上口的主题曲吗？

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‪你要多大型就有多大型

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‪那么 你怎么说？

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‪我考虑一下

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‪他是永远不会犯错的最出名的狗…

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‪等等 我说过我会考虑一下

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‪可是这就是你上口的主题曲…

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‪我能先喝点咖啡吗？

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‪有巨石有动作 还有特别…

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‪巨石？！

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‪扣人心弦的大冒险 让你尖叫…

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‪你是说 像…

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‪没有什么挑战是这条狗应付不了的

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{\an8}‪就在狗管上超级有趣的杜奇频道！

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{\an8}‪（杜奇频道）

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‪开拍！

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‪（杜奇频道为您带来“嘟奇汉”）

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‪简直难以置信 我是侠盗罗宾汉！

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‪侠盗嘟奇汉 你在这里

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‪修正一下 是侠盗嘟奇汉

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‪我们又完成了一次成功的抢劫

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‪两个脏袜子 一个吃了一半的胡萝卜
‪还有三只纽扣？

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‪你不是说要偷穷人给富人吗？

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‪可能吧 但说反了

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‪哦

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‪对不起 菲尔

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‪来 喝点稀粥补偿一下

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‪为什么不呢？

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‪这是史上最难吃的稀粥

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‪好吧 别管偷窃了

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‪我们来专注于创造新的工作机会

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‪这样大家都能活得光鲜亮丽

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‪嘟奇汉

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‪诺丁汉地方官抓住了玛莉安小姐！

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‪太好了！

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‪我是说 不好！

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‪我必须要去救出我的女士

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‪可是太好了 我可以去救人了！

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‪会很危险的

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‪但我这个英雄能够救出她

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‪掩护我 塔克修士…什么？

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‪你好吗？

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‪等等 怎么回事？

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‪你不应该在外面的 你被抓住了

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‪对 可是我逃走了

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‪但应该是我来救你

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‪我可以救自己的 谢谢你啊

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‪可故事不是这样的 我是英雄嘟奇汉

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‪这是我的梦想

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‪好吧

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‪嘿 我逃走了 但是又后悔了

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‪好吧

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‪好 她又被抓住了

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‪现在掩护我吧

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‪坏人们！

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‪是我 嘟奇汉 放了女士 不然…

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‪地方官宣布放弃武力

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‪欢迎你来进行一场和平的谈判

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‪故事不是这样的！

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‪我要救她 你要阻止我

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‪好吧

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‪谢谢

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‪英雄会用藤蔓来滑翔的

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‪我一到吊桥就能把自己扔到墙那边

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‪然后救出女士！

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‪他试图用那个绳索箭 可他太重了

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‪大人 我觉得我有责任阻止这种行为

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‪可别 只管拉我的绳子就行

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‪哦 对 这个会…

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‪我喜欢他 他傻乎乎的

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‪你射偏了

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‪你做到了！你把我救出来了！

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‪不 我没有

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‪我知道 因为我自己就可以

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‪可我才是英雄！

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‪也许你可以在别的方面当个英雄

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‪别插手

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‪等我回去 找几个我的绿林好汉…

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‪是绿林好人 我会来救你的

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‪我保证

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‪绿林好人

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‪我回来了…

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‪发生什么了？

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‪像你说的一样 创造新的工作

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‪我开了我自己的广告公司

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‪哦

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‪那是什么味道？

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‪穆克的新的稀粥奇诺摊子

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‪这稀粥真好喝！

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‪我要把消息传遍王国！

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‪哦 嘟奇汉

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‪从来没有哪个英雄为侠盗林带来
‪如此多的工作和希望

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‪你说…英雄了吗？

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‪这音乐是哪儿来的？

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‪菲尔 农民们发明出了菲尔交响乐团

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‪他已经定下了五场演出

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‪那么 我们也加油 庆祝起来吧

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‪-万岁！
‪-菲尔 我对你有信心 一直如此！

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‪我是一个有社会意识的英雄

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‪我觉得他不会回来了

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‪对 那我走了

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‪等等我！

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‪（大结局）

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‪（一千）

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‪-我们成功了！
‪-我们成功了！

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‪我早说过他们会喜欢我扮演罗宾汉的

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‪你说什么呢？

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‪我为侠盗林创造了工作 你们是对的

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‪玛莉安小姐不需要被拯救

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‪不是

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‪卡车把培根扔到你身上后
‪你就晕过去了

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‪然后我们把这个发了出去

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‪（杜奇频道）

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‪我确实说过扮演罗宾汉是我的“梦”嘛

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‪但是你也确实弄到了一千个粉丝

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‪也就是说我们赚到钱了
‪也就是说有豪华轿车坐了！

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‪9美元78美分

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‪-9美元78美分？
‪-9美元78美分？

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‪什么？

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‪那培根狗狗是怎么有豪华轿车的？

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‪我的狗可没钱

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‪我是豪华轿车司机
‪我有时候会带他兜兜风

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‪-哦
‪-哦

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‪我们付你9美元78美分
‪请你在街区转一圈

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‪唷呼！

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‪（纪念亚当施莱辛格）

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