- -98, 99, 100!
Ready or not, here I come!
Um, I found…
all of you.
And we found this hilarious video.
Uh, my dog is way funnier than that.
Then get him his own Snoob-Tube channel.
If you get 1,000 followers, you can earn serious money.
Serious-wha?
Yeah, Snoob-Tube sends the money right to your phone.
How much money?
Let's just say this dog's channel has 1,000 followers, and… that.
The Dukey Channel needs 1,000 followers, so, smart sisters, help.
Why is Dukey dressed up like Robin Hood?
What… what is that?
Uh, Robin Hood?
It's always been my dream to play the greatest hero of all time.
And hark, my Merry Men,
let us steal from the poor and give to the rich!
It's the other way around…
Oh.
…and it's the 21st century.
Why not focus on creating better job opportunities
so the Merry Men don't have to steal?
I'm gonna need a big show open, and a catchy theme song, too.
Well, we're too busy…
Revolutionizing school travel so we never have to ride
in a loud and smelly yellow bus again.
But what-eth you say, good sisters,
if instead we could take you to school-eth in a limo-eth?
Come again-eth?
If you help us get 1,000 followers, we also get… that.
OK, we're in.
Now roll camera!
The Sheriff of Nottingham has taken the Maid Marian,
and I must save her!
Again, get with it, Dog.
Maid Marian can save herself, thank you very much.
Come on.
It's my dream to play Robin--
Yes! The Dukey Channel's got a hundred followers!
Well, it was obviously my performance. Heh-heh.
No. It's mirror neurons.
They fire whenever we see someone online smashing or bashing into something.
And the relief we feel that it's not us becomes laughter and likes.
So to get the Dukey Channel 1,000 followers,
the Dukey videos need to be more… painful?
Exactly.
I'll think about it.
Roll camera!
-Woof woof woof! Hey!
-Heh-heh.
Heh-heh. Heh-heh.
Wait, 901? That's it?
And that's it for me, too.
The Internet is fickle, Johnny.
But we were so close.
Which means we just need to shoot something with Dukey
they've never seen before!
Forget it. No more Dukey Channel videos.
We just need 99 more followers!
What if we got a camera crew and real actors?
And you could be Robin Hood?
Well, it has always been my dream.
As long as you don't mind it being adventurous
and socially conscious.
What about the big show open and catchy theme song?
We can make it as big as you want.
So…? What d'ya say?
I'll think about it.
Wait, I said I'd "think" about it.
Can I have some coffee first?
-Boulders?
You mean like--
Roll it!
I can't believe it.
I'm Robin Hood!
Dukey Hood, there you are.
Correction, Dukey Hood. Heh-heh-heh-heh.
We have returned from another successful robbery.
Two dirty socks, a half-eaten carrot,
and three buttons?
Uh, did you not say to steal from the poor to give to the rich?
Maybe. But it's the other way around.
Oh…
Um, sorry, Phil.
Here. Have some gruel for your troubles.
Why not?
This is the worst gruel ever!
OK, forget the stealing.
Let's focus on creating new job opportunities
so everyone can live the Sherwood Forest dream.
Uh…
Dukey Hood!
The Sheriff of Nottingham has captured the fair Maid Marian!
Yes!
I mean… No!
I must rescue my lady.
But yes! Cos I get to do… this!
It's going to be dangerous, but I, the hero, can rescue her.
Cover me, Friar Tuck!
-Uh, wha…?
'Sup?
Wait, what's going on?
You're not supposed to be out here. You got captured!
Yeah, and I just escaped.
But I'm supposed to save you.
Um, I can save myself, thank you very much?
But that's not the story.
I'm the hero! Dukey Hood?
It's my dream.
Ugh! Fine.
Hey! I escaped but had second thoughts!
OK.
OK, she's recaptured.
Now cover me.
Foul-doers!
It is I, Dukey Hood!
Release the fair maiden, or--
The Sheriff has renounced all violence
and welcomes you to a peaceful negotiation.
That's not the story!
I rescue her, and you try and stop me!
OK.
Thanks.
Heroes swing on vines.
Once I get to the drawbridge, I'll throw myself over the wall
and rescue the fair…
maiden!
He tried the arrow-rope thing, but he was too heavy.
I feel it my duty to discourage this, m'lord.
Well, don't, and just pull m'cord.
Oh yeah, this one's gonna--
I like him. He's silly.
You missed.
You did it. You freed me!
No, I didn't.
I know, cos I can do it myself.
But I'm the hero!
Maybe you could be a hero of something else?
Stay out of this.
Just let me go back and get some of my Merry Men-- Merry People--
and I'll rescue you.
I promise.
Merry People! I have returned for your--
-Aah!
What's going on?
Creating new jobs, like you said.
I have started my own advertising company, I have.
Oh. And what's that smell?
Muck's New Gruel-accino stand.
That's good gruel!
I shall spread word throughout the kingdom!
Oh, Dukey Hood,
never has a hero brought such jobs and hope
to Sherwood Forest.
-Did you say "hero"?
And where is that music coming from?
Phil the peasant invented the Phil-harmonic!
He's booked five gigs!
Well, then. Let us pick up the pace and celebrate!
-Hurray! -I believed in you, Phil!
-Always! Huzzah! -Jolly good!
I'm a socially conscious hero. Heh-heh-heh-heh.
I don't think he's coming back.
Yeah, I'm outta here.
Wait for me!
We did it!
Ha! I told you they would love me as Robin Hood.
What are you talking about?
I created jobs in Sherwood Forest, and you were right,
Maid Marian did not need saving.
No…
You passed out after the truck dumped bacon on you.
Then we posted this.
Well, I did always say playing Robin Hood was my "dream."
But you also got us 1,000 followers,
which means we get paid, which means it's limo time!
$9.78?
What?! Then how did bacon-dog get that limo?
Yeah, my dog's not rich.
I'm a limo driver, but I bring him for rides sometimes.
Oh…
We'll give you $9.78 for a ride around the block.
-Whoo-hoo!