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-98, 99, 100!
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{\an8}Ready or not, here I come!
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{\an8}Um, I found…
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{\an8}all of you.
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{\an8}And we found this hilarious video.
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{\an8}Uh, my dog is way funnier than that.
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{\an8}Then get him
his own Snoob-Tube channel.
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{\an8}If you get 1,000 followers,
you can earn serious money.
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{\an8}Serious-wha?
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{\an8}Yeah, Snoob-Tube sends the money
right to your phone.
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How much money?
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Let's just say this dog's channel
has 1,000 followers, and… that.
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The Dukey Channel needs 1,000 followers,
so, smart sisters, help.
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Why is Dukey dressed up like Robin Hood?
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What… what is that?
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Uh, Robin Hood?
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It's always been my dream
to play the greatest hero of all time.
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And hark, my Merry Men,
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let us steal from the poor
and give to the rich!
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It's the other way around…
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Oh.
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…and it's the 21st century.
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Why not focus on creating
better job opportunities
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so the Merry Men don't have to steal?
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I'm gonna need a big show open,
and a catchy theme song, too.
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Well, we're too busy…
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Revolutionizing school travel
so we never have to ride
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in a loud and smelly yellow bus again.
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But what-eth you say, good sisters,
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if instead we could take you
to school-eth in a limo-eth?
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Come again-eth?
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If you help us get 1,000 followers,
we also get… that.
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OK, we're in.
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Now roll camera!
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{\an8}The Sheriff of Nottingham
has taken the Maid Marian,
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{\an8}and I must save her!
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Again, get with it, Dog.
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Maid Marian can save herself,
thank you very much.
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Come on.
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It's my dream to play Robin--
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Yes! The Dukey Channel's
got a hundred followers!
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Well, it was obviously my performance.
Heh-heh.
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No. It's mirror neurons.
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They fire whenever we see someone online
smashing or bashing into something.
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And the relief we feel that it's not us
becomes laughter and likes.
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So to get the Dukey Channel
1,000 followers,
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the Dukey videos
need to be more… painful?
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Exactly.
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I'll think about it.
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Roll camera!
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-Woof woof woof! Hey!
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-Heh-heh.
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Heh-heh. Heh-heh.
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Wait, 901? That's it?
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And that's it for me, too.
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The Internet is fickle, Johnny.
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But we were so close.
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Which means we just need
to shoot something with Dukey
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they've never seen before!
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Forget it.
No more Dukey Channel videos.
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We just need 99 more followers!
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What if we got a camera crew
and real actors?
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And you could be Robin Hood?
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Well, it has always been my dream.
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As long as you don't mind it
being adventurous
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and socially conscious.
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What about the big show open
and catchy theme song?
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We can make it as big as you want.
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So…? What d'ya say?
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I'll think about it.
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Wait, I said I'd "think" about it.
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Can I have some coffee first?
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-Boulders?
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You mean like--
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Roll it!
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I can't believe it.
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I'm Robin Hood!
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Dukey Hood, there you are.
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Correction, Dukey Hood.
Heh-heh-heh-heh.
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We have returned
from another successful robbery.
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Two dirty socks,
a half-eaten carrot,
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and three buttons?
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Uh, did you not say to steal
from the poor to give to the rich?
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Maybe. But it's the other way around.
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Oh…
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Um, sorry, Phil.
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Here. Have some gruel for your troubles.
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Why not?
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This is the worst gruel ever!
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OK, forget the stealing.
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Let's focus on creating
new job opportunities
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so everyone can live
the Sherwood Forest dream.
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Uh…
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Dukey Hood!
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The Sheriff of Nottingham
has captured the fair Maid Marian!
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Yes!
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I mean… No!
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I must rescue my lady.
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But yes! Cos I get to do… this!
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It's going to be dangerous,
but I, the hero, can rescue her.
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Cover me, Friar Tuck!
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-Uh, wha…?
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'Sup?
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Wait, what's going on?
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You're not supposed to be out here.
You got captured!
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Yeah, and I just escaped.
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But I'm supposed to save you.
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Um, I can save myself,
thank you very much?
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But that's not the story.
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I'm the hero! Dukey Hood?
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It's my dream.
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Ugh! Fine.
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Hey! I escaped
but had second thoughts!
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OK.
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OK, she's recaptured.
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Now cover me.
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Foul-doers!
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It is I, Dukey Hood!
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Release the fair maiden, or--
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The Sheriff has renounced all violence
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and welcomes you
to a peaceful negotiation.
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That's not the story!
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I rescue her,
and you try and stop me!
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OK.
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Thanks.
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Heroes swing on vines.
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Once I get to the drawbridge,
I'll throw myself over the wall
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and rescue the fair…
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maiden!
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He tried the arrow-rope thing,
but he was too heavy.
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I feel it my duty
to discourage this, m'lord.
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Well, don't, and just pull m'cord.
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Oh yeah, this one's gonna--
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I like him. He's silly.
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You missed.
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You did it. You freed me!
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No, I didn't.
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I know, cos I can do it myself.
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But I'm the hero!
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Maybe you could be a hero
of something else?
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Stay out of this.
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Just let me go back and get some
of my Merry Men-- Merry People--
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and I'll rescue you.
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I promise.
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Merry People!
I have returned for your--
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-Aah!
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What's going on?
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Creating new jobs, like you said.
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I have started my own
advertising company, I have.
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Oh.
And what's that smell?
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Muck's New Gruel-accino stand.
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That's good gruel!
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I shall spread word
throughout the kingdom!
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Oh, Dukey Hood,
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never has a hero
brought such jobs and hope
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to Sherwood Forest.
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-Did you say "hero"?
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And where is that music coming from?
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Phil the peasant invented
the Phil-harmonic!
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He's booked five gigs!
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Well, then.
Let us pick up the pace and celebrate!
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-Hurray!
-I believed in you, Phil!
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-Always! Huzzah!
-Jolly good!
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I'm a socially conscious hero.
Heh-heh-heh-heh.
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I don't think he's coming back.
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Yeah, I'm outta here.
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Wait for me!
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We did it!
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Ha! I told you they would love me
as Robin Hood.
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What are you talking about?
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I created jobs in Sherwood Forest,
and you were right,
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Maid Marian did not need saving.
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No…
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You passed out after the truck
dumped bacon on you.
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Then we posted this.
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Well, I did always say
playing Robin Hood was my "dream."
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But you also got us 1,000 followers,
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which means we get paid,
which means it's limo time!
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$9.78?
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What?!
Then how did bacon-dog get that limo?
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Yeah, my dog's not rich.
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I'm a limo driver,
but I bring him for rides sometimes.
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Oh…
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We'll give you $9.78
for a ride around the block.
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-Whoo-hoo!