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[alarm blaring]
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♪ He's action-packed and sister-charged
And Dukey-dogged for living large ♪
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♪ In triple-cloning T-Rexing
Royal throning Johnny X-ing ♪
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♪ You never know what's coming next
Cos it's J-J-J-J-Johnny Test! ♪
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{\an8}Genius-idea time!
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{\an8}You guys do a giant
pink cupcake experiment,
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{\an8}then I… test it.
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{\an8}[sisters] Go away, Johnny.
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We're reading!
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{\an8}Oh, please don't tell me
another Wizard Lad book came out.
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{\an8}No, but they just released
the first chapter of Wizard Lad Six,
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{\an8}The Dragon Sword of Fire, online.
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{\an8}And the chapter ends the night before
Dumbledumb's school for Wizards'
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famous Dumble-Dance!
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And Wizard Lad
was just about to ask Fiore,
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the Wizard Girl of Fire,
to go with him!
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You are not my dog.
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And we are dying to know
if she says yes,
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but the rest of the book
is not coming out till next month!
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Aw… Not really.
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But now that you're done
with Wizard Lad,
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you can focus on my giant
pink cupcake experiment
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that also… flies.
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[both] Close.
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Oh, look at that!
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A Johnny "Do any experiment you want"
coupon that I gave you
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'cause I said I would do
any experiment you want.
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[Susan] We've downloaded
the new Wizard Lad chapter
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into the VR spheres
with an AI simulation
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based on past Wizard Lad
and Fiore character choices.
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So just go to Wizard Land,
ask Fiore to the Dumble-Dance,
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then come back and tell us
what happens next!
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You want me to go back
into a book where I almost died
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and ask a girl on a date?
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Fiore is the coolest, Johnny!
You're gonna love her!
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-[power surges]
-No, wait. I don't like icky gooey…
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-[bell tolls]
-…lovey stuff.
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Too late. And check it!
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I'm Fofo the Dragon again. [chuckles]
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Let's just find fire-girl, ask her
to the dance, mini vomit, and leave.
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Stop. Fiore's not going to say yes
with that attitude.
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You need a cool entrance to woo her.
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Yeah, Johnny don't woo.
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But remember, you're not Johnny here,
you're Wizard Lad.
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Oh, right.
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-Whoo-hoo!
-[students] Wizard Lad! Yay!
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[munches]
A cool and tasty entrance. Nice.
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Look, there's Fiore.
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But she's not impressed…
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Well, I am. Mm…
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'Cause it's so good.
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Wizard Lad, what are you doing
flying around on a giant cupcake?
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I have to ask… Fiore
to the Dumble-Dance.
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Fiore? To the Dumble-Dance?
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Why would you want to do that?
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Uh, well, she's cool,
she has fire powers,
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and her eyes are like…
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Well, I've seen her talking many times
to the evil Moldywart…
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[dramatic music]
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Wizard Lad! Look! Still no wart!
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…who you made not evil,
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but I don't see
what's so great about her!
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Wizard Lad, did I overhear
that you wanted to ask me something?
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Yeah.
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OK, so… Bleurgh! Will you go with me,
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Wizard Lad, not Johnny,
to the Dumble-Dance date-thing?
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I… will.
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Great! Later, everybody.
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If you prove you're a brave
and worthy companion
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by getting me
the Dragon Sword of Fire!
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[all gasp]
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OK, didn't like the sound of that,
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and what's the Dragon Sword of Fire?
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[all gasp]
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It's the most powerful
and magical sword in existence,
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and legend says it's hidden
in the Never-Go-Into Forest.
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Yeah, I'm gonna need a minute.
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[grunts]
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-What's he doing?
-[smack]
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Hey! You didn't say anything about
me getting a Dragon Sword of Fire.
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[both gasp]
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So that's who wants the sword.
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And she won't go to the dance
with Wizard Lad without it.
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She must need it to stop a great evil
that threatens the dance.
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Johnny, you have to go back
and get her that sword,
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or the whole wizard world
could be destroyed!
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No. The deal was I ask her to a dance,
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not risk my life for a sword, and--
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Is that another coupon?
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"Good for any experiment,
including risking my life."
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-OK, fine! Send me back in.
-[power surges]
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I'll get the Dragon Sword of Fire.
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[all gasp]
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Splendid! I'll get ready for the dance…
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and wait for you outside the forest.
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Cool! I mean, hot?
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I mean, does anyone else know
how to get to this forest?
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I do, since I'm the founding
and only member
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of the Magic Map Club.
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Thanks, Sally.
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I hope you find
the Dragon Sword, Wizard Lad,
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and I hope you have a great time
at the Dumble-Dance!
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What's with her? I said thanks.
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Johnny, I think Sally
wants to go to the Dumble-Dance
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with Wizard Lad.
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OMG. You're right, Fofo,
and you know what else?
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I don't care!
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But look!
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The Dragon Sword.
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Wow, that was easy.
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[rumbling]
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[hisses]
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Not easy!
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Who dares take the sword
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I have protected for 2,000 years?
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Johnny Test!
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I mean, Wizard Lad,
and I need it for a date.
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[evil chuckle]
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I have stopped countless wizards
far bigger than you
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who tried to take it from me, and…
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[sniffs] What's that smell?
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[sniffs] It smells sweet.
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Oh, that's my pink flying cupcake.
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Is it any good?
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'Cause I am so sick
of eating wizards.
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It's so good!
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[slurps]
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[hisses]
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I usually don't like
wizard-eating serpents,
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but she was really nice.
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[Johnny] Whoo-hoo!
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Wizard Lad, you got it!
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Eh, it was a piece of cake.
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Actually, it was an entire cupcake.
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Now, will you go to the Dumble-Dance
with "Wizard Lad"
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so I can tell my sisters
they fell in love?
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Oh, Wizard Lad, my answer is…
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this!
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I'm sorry, dragon confused here.
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I am the secret daughter of Moldywart,
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and since you made him nice,
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it's now my duty to carry on
the evil family tradition.
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And with the Dragon Sword of Fire,
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I'm going to destroy
the famous Wizard Lad.
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So that's a "no" on the dance?
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[maniacal laugh]
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Wait. Where'd he go?
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-I can't believe Fiore is evil.
-Killer plot twist.
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Yeah, well, that was a big "no"
on the dance, so let me down.
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Johnny, you have to stop her.
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With that sword, she could destroy
all of Dumbledumb and Wizard Land.
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There is no way
I'm going back there, and--
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Darn it! How many coupons
did I give you?
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Oh, good. You're back!
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[strains]
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The Dragon Sword
is more powerful than my wand!
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Well, duh!
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But what about two wands?
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[all yell]
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Sally, your wand. It's destroyed!
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Don't you know by now
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there isn't anything
I wouldn't do for you, Wizard Lad?
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Cool?
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Don't you mean… hot?!
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No, I mean Fofo!
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-We have to get back to the school.
-Why?
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'Cause no matter
how powerful any kid gets,
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there's still one force even stronger.
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-What's that?
-Their parents.
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-[bell tolls]
-Welcome to the Dumble-Dance,
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where the only magic is the slow dance.
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Wizard Lad! Where's Fiore?
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I thought she was going with you.
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Yeah, slight change of plans.
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Because Wizard Lad
and the Dumble-Dance
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are about to be canceled.
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Now shout, or use your dad powers
to take away her phone,
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or that sword!
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Uh-uh-uh. I don't advise that, Father.
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Don't get short with me, young lady,
or I'll get short with you!
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Hmm, as you wish.
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[high-pitched voice]
Well, I did raise her to be evil,
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but if I could just lift…
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[grunts]
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Your magic is no match
for my new fire powers.
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Oh, yeah? Well, you're not the only one
who can play with… fire!
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Anything you can do, I can do hotter!
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But you're no match
for mega-fiery Wizard Lad!
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Once I destroy you,
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I will become the strongest wizard
in the land!
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But you can't destroy me
if you can't find me!
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[high-pitched voice]
Found you, and now I will…
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Once I pick up this sword, and…
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[grunts]
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I'll take that, and do this…
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[high-pitched voice]
I'll get you for this, Wizard Lad!
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My reign will…
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[high-pitched voice]
Quiet down, young lady,
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or I'll send you back
to magic reform school.
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[Fiore] No… No-o-o-o!
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Wizard Lad, I knew you would win.
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Not without your help.
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Well, you know we've always
made a great team, Wizard Lad.
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[dance music from inside]
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-Hey, Sally?
-Yes, Wizard Lad?
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Um, do you want to go
to the Dumble-Dance with, uh… me?
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Oh, Wizard Lad,
I thought you'd never ask!
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[yells]
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Oh, that was so close!
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[sisters] What was so close?
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Johnny asked Sally to the Dumble-Dance,
and she said yes.
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Wizard Lad asked her.
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How did we not see that?
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Wizard Lad and Sally end up together!
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[both] It's perfect!
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And it was all for nothing.
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I almost got destroyed by a fire girl
so you could find out
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who a character in a book
goes to a dance with.
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It's not for nothing, because…
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Here's all the "Johnny does any
experiment we want" coupons back.
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{\an8}Uh, you don't have a dragon sword
I could borrow, do ya?
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[both] No, but…
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Cool.
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[theme song playing]
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♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪
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♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪
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♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪
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♪ Test! ♪