Now to rub my Tiny'mon champion trainer's medal for good luck.
Sometimes I feel you love that medal more than me.
No, it goes you, Mom and Dad, my sisters,
watching mean people get what they deserve,
then Tiny'mon medal.
You know, I never got a medal, and I've done a lot of--
Yeah, great story.
Now, let's beat the new Tiny'mon Crash and Bash game!
And its customizable menu
means you can battle with your Dukey'mon!
And I'm selecting you for the championship battle!
Ooh, do I get a medal if I win?
No. Now, time to take on…
Mega Bon-Bon Mon!
-And let the battle begi--
Update required?
Well, Tiny'mon should get medals.
You trainers just stand there while we do all the work, and--
Yeah, that's not how it works. Now, let's beat-beat Bon-Bon.
-What the…?
Password required?
I don't have a password.
-"Dukey 2005."
-"I love farts."
-"1-2-3-4-5."
The update locked me out of my own game?!
Something's very, very wrong.
We're only sending you into Tiny'mon world
because you went into Wizard Lad world for us.
Twice.
May I remind you that Blast Ketchup lives in Tiny'mon Land?
And the last time you met,
you destroyed Porkbelly over a stupid medal.
OK, that medal is not stupid,
and that's why you need to send Dukey with me
in his Dukey'mon form.
It's a virtual world, Johnny,
so we can send him in as any Tiny'mon you want.
Can you send me in with a medal?
Stop!
And I can't destroy Porkbelly, 'cause I'm going there, not here,
so… digitize us up, sisters!
It's so colorful.
And I'm so buff! Heh-heh.
But too quiet.
This place should be crawling with my Tiny'mons.
And what's with all the red dots?
That are no longer dots!
You got here faster than I expected, Flame-Headed Boy,
but I knew as soon as my update stole your Tiny'mon,
you would have your sisters send you straight to me!
Just give me the password, Blast,
so I can unlock myself, go home,
and not have to hear you blabber.
But don't you see?
This proves that I am the true Tiny'mon master,
and I will finally get back my Champion Trainer medal
you took from me, thanks to this opening thing.
Which is not big, so Tiny'mon Battle-Cubes, now!
We should have listened to your sisters and not come here.
Maybe.
What is up?
Your lab place is weird, yet cool.
Quick! Try and pull Johnny out!
-I can't!
It's like he's locked in the game or something.
Because he is. And yes!
I finally have my Champion Medal back,
which proves I am the greatest Tiny'mon trainer of all time.
No, it doesn't, because you didn't win it back from Johnny.
You stole it back, which proves you're a jerk.
Yeah, well, I have it, so I am great! Right?
Fine! Then I challenge him to a quad battle championship battle.
Tell him to bring four Earthy'mons to Real World park,
where we battled last.
The password to unlock your brother and dog
is "Blast is the greatest 1-2-3 exclamation point!"
Did we just start another Tiny'mon war in Porkbelly?
So… what's going on there, Tiny'mon guy?
I am waiting for the Flame-Headed Boy
to battle me with four of your Earthy'mons.
Then I will destroy him, and finally win my Champion Medal back,
'cause I did not steal it but win it.
But you know that when you guys try to destroy each other,
a lot of other stuff gets destroyed?
Fun, right?
General, I know how to defeat him.
Last time we used all your plutonium to make Dukey a powerful Earthy'mon,
and this time we'll do the same
for Blaster Bear, Missile-iphant, and Squirrel-Zooka.
Swat that.
Johnny, have you ever heard of the military term "surrender?"
"Give up?" "Throw in the chicken?"
You want me to forfeit?
Johnny, we all can't stand that guy,
but even if we could defeat him with these Earthy'mons…
There will be enormous destruction to this town
over a small medal.
Yeah, it's not that small.
Johnny, look at the size of them!
Look, here comes the Flame-Headed Boy.
Get ready for battle!
You win, Blast.
Are you throwing in the chicken?
Your Tiny'mon are too strong,
and I don't have the Earthy'mon to defeat you.
Ha-ha! Yes! The medal is mine!
Come on, little guy.
I hate surrendering.
But we're very proud of you.
How can you be proud of someone who has lost?
Oh, but you must be used to it,
being from this pathetic real-world place
full of weak creatures.
And this medal proves I am superior to all of you,
and this place smells bad, did you know that?
Oh, and another thing…
This medal feels good, very good, but not for you,
because you no longer are the best trainer. Ha-ha!
Are you done?
Almost, because it is time to laugh at you.
Man, I can't stand that kid.
And, Johnny, surrender does not mean defeat.
It means you know you were overmatched,
and that you'll try again.
But don't because, once again, you'll destroy the town.
What if I tried again somewhere else?
What if we took the Earthy'mon to Tiny'mon Land?
Hmm…
-We could crush Blast… -Without crushing Porkbelly.
Yeah, it's the General.
I need to borrow some things from the zoo.
I present to you the reassembled Earthy'mon!
The Missile-iphant, Blaster Bear, and, of course…
-No!
-Squirrel-Zooka!
It's a good start,
but we're going up against highly evolved Tiny'mon.
Which means we need to imagine and digitize
new and more powerful evolved forms.
Like we did with Dukey!
And I was very powerful.
Like "win a medal" powerful?
Only the trainers get medals.
Well, that seems very unfair!
Ha-ha-ha! I can just imagine the Flame-Headed Boy right now.
Oh, how I wish I could see his face
that is probably crying like this,
"Boo-hoo-hoo. Boo-hoo-hoo. Wah, wah, wah."
What is it? I was not done being very funny.
Hey, Blast! I came to win my medal back.
And we came to see you lose it.
And just how do you plan on doing that?
With this. Earthy'mon, go!
-You cannot be serious.
Hold on a second.
Huh. I guess the upgrade didn't work on the squirrel.
I recommend you save that one for last,
and Baboomer, Thwack Attack now!
Missile-iphant… Titan Trunk!
Not bad, but Kadoomerang, Doomerang!
Uh-oh.
How do you like Earthy'mon now, Blast?
You may be winning, but not for long!
Badias, Electro-attack!
Yes! It's a double knockout!
And we have Blast, two against one.
Sorta.
I got this one, Johnny,
because I know Mega-Bon-Bon can't beat my Toxic Tail!
Am I winning?
Your Earthy'mon aren't the only creatures evolved.
I prepared for your toxic attack.
Mega-Mega Bon-Bon Blast now!
Don't make me ever play this game again.
Ha-ha! You have finally run out of luck, Flame-Headed Boy.
But, uh, I haven't…
…run out of Earthy'mon!
Your world and Earthy'mons are no match for me.
It is time for all of you to admit my superiority,
and maybe even shed a tear,
because I have won, and you have lost.
Capital "L" for Loser,
on the forehead, in an L-shape…
Is he ever going to stop?
Now, take one last look at the medal you no longer have,
Flame-Headed Boy,
because I have it,
and take all your weak Earthy'mon to your dumb planet place.
Huh. I guess it does work on squirrels.
Oh, crud.
You see that, Blast? Don't mess with Earthy'mons!
No-o-o-o-o-o!
In recognition of winning my favorite battle of all time,
even though it was inside of a computer thingie,
I present to you the Medal of Honor for kickin' Blast's butt!
Well done, Dog!
Yes. I got a medal!
How's he doing that?
I don't know.