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‪NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‪他充满精彩动作 应对姐妹挑战
‪嘟奇狗狗 生活阔绰

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‪三倍克隆霸王龙 王室宝座强尼X

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‪永远让你措手不及
‪因为他是强尼·泰斯特！

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{\an8}‪（剧名：怪兽杀手强尼）

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{\an8}‪这里是汉克·祖播仁

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{\an8}‪为您报道清晨发生在市中心的

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{\an8}‪可怕而神秘的破坏事件

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{\an8}‪可怕是因为 看看那个洞有多大啊！

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{\an8}‪神秘是因为 偷走的东西只有
‪4000个糖果棒

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{\an8}‪以及那种超大尺寸的豆袋椅

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{\an8}‪嘿 怎么啦？

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{\an8}‪你昨晚有没有在实验室里干什么？

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{\an8}‪把整个镇上弄得一团糟
‪就为了糖果和一个超大豆袋椅？

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{\an8}‪我倒是想呢！

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{\an8}‪真不敢相信这个镇子被毁了
‪而且还怪不到我们头上来

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{\an8}‪最棒的是

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{\an8}‪我还不用去收拾那么大的烂摊子

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{\an8}‪嘿 我们需要强尼收拾一大堆烂摊子

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‪我们说的强尼指的是强尼X

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‪一切是从昨天

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‪将军提出他的计划时开始的…

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‪未来的士兵

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‪会无法阻挡 就像你们
‪在电影里看到的一样

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‪而那不只是电影 会是真实发生的！

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‪但后来 我们的科学家
‪给我们做了一个算法模拟

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‪一旦超级士兵的
‪DNA被释放到你体内

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‪你下半身的肌肉量就会马上开始倍增

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‪直到最后达到…

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‪天啊

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‪在更多模拟失败后
‪我们敦促将军取消该项目

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‪有一次模拟显示 人会长出大屁股

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‪另一次模拟中 它会让你变成一种
‪想统治全世界的野兽

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‪还有 再来一次…

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‪拜托 皮肉伤而已！

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‪那时 我们告诉将军

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‪基地不会有人自愿参与超级士兵项目

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‪然后怎么啦？

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‪最糟糕的部分来了

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‪我要给他们看看 没什么好怕的

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{\an8}‪（51.1特区）

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‪所以是将军摧毁了这个镇子

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‪糖果是唯一能够

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‪给他的庞大身躯
‪提供足够卡路里的物质

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‪如果我们不尽快阻止他
‪他可能会变成邪恶的反派野兽

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‪试图占领整个世界

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‪不过 严格来说 什么都不做
‪就能够打败他

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‪太好了！要怎么做到？

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‪这个嘛 根据模拟结果

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‪如果不在四小时内阻止他

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‪他…

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‪没错 我们得救他

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‪我们在猪肚森林里探测到了
‪大量的辐射数据

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‪我们认为那可能是将军本人

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‪所以你需要我们去打败
‪史上最大、最强壮的士兵

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‪还不能对他下手太狠
‪就因为他是将军？

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‪-没错
‪-来吧 我们很爱戴将军的

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‪就凭我们的变种能力
‪我们对他下的手会恰到好处的

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‪而且他接下来的三个小时
‪都不会变得超级邪恶

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‪而且变邪恶的一小时后
‪他才会爆炸呢

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‪没错！

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‪超级士兵是不可能打败超级…

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‪等等 你会飞啊？

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‪哦 对哦 上来吧 强尼！

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‪好吧 咱们去找将军 然后…

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‪-找到他了
‪-这地方布置得不错啊

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‪吃不完的巧克力 还有大自然里
‪一个软软的宝座？

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‪太完美了

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‪但现在我们得在
‪那只熊抓到他之前救下他

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‪好吧 很明显没问题啊

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‪抱歉 将军 但你有生命危险

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‪我们必须把你带到51.1特区
‪然后把你变回来

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‪还有 别忘了
‪我们的变种能力无人能敌！

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‪如果你反抗 我们会和你战斗

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‪天啊 我心里真不是滋味

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‪看来超级士兵将军也被揍得不轻啊

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‪好

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‪我们显然需要更厉害的东西
‪才能打败兽将军

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‪木桩怎么样？

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‪强尼 他又不是吸血鬼

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‪银色的东西

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‪那是用来对付狼人的

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‪如果是变种超能力升级呢？

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‪比如超级闪电手？

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‪可能有效果

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‪将军 我们想再次强调
‪我们不想伤害你

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‪但是如果你不跟我们走

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‪后果会不堪设想

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‪能有什么后果？

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‪这种后果！

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‪那里听起来可不怎么妙

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‪我希望等将军恢复常态后
‪不要对我们发火

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‪我去启动飞机

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‪好 我们没时间了

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‪一定有某种
‪能够阻止野兽将军的变种超能力的

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‪那我们可以用很酷的词句
‪召唤出的巨大手臂呢？

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‪给我也来一对！

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‪值得一试

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‪雷电手臂 汇聚！

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‪手臂太大了吧？

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‪送我们回实验室得了

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‪我们还有一次机会

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‪如果你们这次不成功

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‪他就会变异到
‪邪恶反派占领世界的程度了！

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‪那我想强尼X就也得

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‪达到超级英雄拯救世界的程度了

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‪听着 我们懂的
‪谁会想离开这个美滋滋的地方？

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‪坦白说 我们超级嫉妒他…

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‪-他的眼睛变红了
‪-但我们现在可以隐身了！

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‪太好了！听上去
‪隐身强尼X和超级嘟奇赢了！

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‪没有

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‪等等 他要去哪里？

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{\an8}‪这里是汉克·祖播仁
‪为您带来最新进展

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{\an8}‪51.1特区刚被一个
‪吃巧克力的野兽人占领了！

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‪没错

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‪他到了邪恶反派占领世界的程度了

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{\an8}‪现在我有了军队的武器库

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{\an8}‪所有人都要发誓效忠于我

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{\an8}‪你们只有一个小时了！

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{\an8}‪（占领世界）

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‪糟了！他在发射室里！

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‪不过他一小时之内不会发射任何东西

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‪因为 他半小时后就要爆炸了

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‪这挺让人安心的吧

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‪我想

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‪等等 别告诉我你真的考虑

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‪等他原地爆炸？

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‪强尼 我们什么法子都试过了
‪“我们”其实是指你啦

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‪他想占领世界 所以…

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‪其实 还有办法我们没有试过呢！

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‪快点 别让他听到了

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‪强尼

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‪即使变成超级士兵
‪会给你阻拦他的力量……

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‪但那样的话 四个小时内变邪恶
‪需要我们阻止的人就是你了

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‪不会 因为我的姐妹们
‪一直都在控制台忙活呢

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‪只有他的身体会像将军一样变大
‪可是他的意识不会

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‪我们真是天才啊

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‪投降吧！

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‪我的声音听起来很好笑 但很酷！

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‪非常酷

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‪记住 约翰尼 别对他下手太狠！

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‪好

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‪但现在你只有30秒阻止他了
‪否则他会原地爆炸！

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‪知道了

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‪你必须停下来 不然你会爆炸的！

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‪没有人能阻止超级士兵！

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‪可是强尼 你是超级士兵 又是强尼X

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‪对！

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‪快点 强尼！

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‪雷电手臂 汇聚！

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‪我刚才在隐身呢 就现在！

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‪抱歉啦 各位 我要当回野兽了

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‪谢谢你 强尼 用揍我一顿来救了我

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‪好了 巨大的小兄弟 该你进穹顶了

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‪什么？但我还有三小时才会变邪恶呢

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‪那又怎么样？

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‪这里的布置真是不错

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‪完美！我还有多少时间？

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‪你还有一个小时

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‪爽啊

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‪别再吼了 我就给你一点

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