Guess what, gang!
Tonight is family game night!
Aw, Dad!
Game night is always a disaster.
What? Disaster? Wha…?
Nuh-uh.
It's a rhino! Come on!
-A rhino?
Don't yell at your mother!
I'm a positive ion!
-Positive? Ions are not--
Don't yell at your sister!
Pay up, losers, cos that street is mine!
Must be family game night.
OK, it's not always rainbows and sunshine,
but it brings this family together.
Dad, it's a dumpster fire.
But the nightmare ends tonight, because it's my turn to pick the game!
No groans. Fun!
And what are we gonna play, sweetheart?
It's a surprise.
Welcome to Johnny's game night!
I had Susan and Mary's construction drones
design the game while we were at work, school, and detention.
Detention? Why did you have detention?
But what is the game, you ask?
-You've heard of escape rooms, right? -Yes.
No.
Well, welcome to the escape house!
Where you have to solve puzzles to get out of the house, or else.
Ooh, that sounds like fun.
No. It sounds easy.
Johnny, we invented the construction drones.
Which means they'll do what we say,
like open the door so we can win!
Now I'm intrigued.
And as long as the house gets returned to normal when we're done,
I say let's play!
Test family.
Can you escape the house, or will you be trapped forever?
Clues to get out are in every room, so team up!
Let's go!
OK. My room is dark and different.
Choose your doors carefully.
The correct door will advance you to another room.
The wrong door will send you to your doom.
Cool. So, what door should we pick?
I don't know, I'm so excited!
In the lab, you must find the hidden message to escape.
How c-c-can we find anything when it's so c-c-cold?
The cold is part of the game.
And why is that mirror here?
The mirror is part of the game.
And that chicken mug on the console?
Oh, is that where I left it?
- -Oh!
Let's just f-find the s-secret message
and escape this house and game night.
But it's freezing and I can see my breath, and…
Wait.
"Duck?"
Johnny's escape house is actually dangerous?
Correct. And if you fail again, you will never escape.
Ha. Ha ha. Ha.
Oh, I'm getting a bad feeling about this.
C'mon! It's not like the wrong door is actually gonna send us to our doom.
-Pick one! -Let's go… green!
Is that a…
tennis ball machine?
That's on fire!
FYI… That's a bad door.
What drones did you use to build the escape house?
The new ones with the red eyes.
They were super helpful.
Johnny, those are the evil drones!
Um, I have a question.
Why do you even have evil drones?
They got infected by a cyber-virus,
but Mary didn't have the heart to disassemble them.
I just needed more time to reprogram them!
And now we're all gonna die!
And why are you frozen like that?
Mom and Dad!
Left hand, green.
Survive five more turns to open your escape path.
Right foot, red.
Ooh…
-Incorrect.
That lava looks so real.
Ooh! I hope we don't fall in.
Whoa!
-Whoa!
OK, me and Dukey will find Mom and Dad
and somehow get out of the house.
And we'll get to the lab…
And somehow shut down the evil drones.
-Yes! - But to get to the lab,
you will have to get out of this room first.
Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha.
We'll take the emergency elevator.
Oh, shoot. We forgot about that.
And that leaves us with this.
-Jump, dog!
Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
Last turn. Right foot, blue.
Uh-oh, honey!
It looks like we're gonna fall in the lava!
Oh no!
Three more seconds.
Two… one…
Johnny!
This is the best game night ever!
-Yeah, it might not be. -What happens now?
Let's try that.
Whoa-ho-ho!
Which goes down to the basement.
-Ooh! What deadly thing is this?
Musical Mayhem.
Repeat the notes that are played to free yourself.
Play them incorrectly, and…
-Fun! -Oh, no.
Step back, gang, and watch the master.
Uh-oh, Hugh. Here come the spikes!
Uh-oh! We're all gonna die!
We are all gonna die.
Why are you in the lab?
You should be getting out of the house.
Because we know you're in here somewhere.
No, we're not. We're not here.
The lab is the only place that can power something
as deadly and stupid as an escape house.
Well, you're stupid.
They must have hacked the command center
and created a satellite in close proximity.
No, we didn't.
We're… outside.
In the back… yard.
Shut down the escape house now, or I release an electro-pulse
that will cause full cyber-collapse.
Which will cause me to fall on this button,
starting the escape house self-destruction mode.
Then we'll just slide to safety in the lab escape chute.
We didn't forget about that one.
Man, they are evil!
So, how are you going to get out of this one?
Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha.
-Oh, so close, hon!
-Your turn, Johnny.
I can't remember all that!
Please do.
And hurry, before we're…
Well, there's always one thing I've been good at.
-You did it!
-Ooh! Big staircase. -I wonder where they go.
The lab!
Where the girls are in some kind of stand-off
with construction drones with menacing red eyes.
Welcome, Test family, to your final challenge.
And what's that?
We can't shut them down and escape.
Because that will cause them to collapse
and press the escape house self-destruction button.
What?
Best game night ever!
You said they turned evil when they got a virus,
so can't cyber antibodies make them nice again?
Yeah, then they won't "blow up" the house.
Wait. If I can wirelessly erase their evil OS in a nanosecond,
a hyperaccelerated upload of an older OS could make them nice.
Right, and where are you going to get that kind of surge?
Ha ha. Ha. Ha.
Uh-oh.
And… send!
Whoa. I feel weird. What happened?
A virus turned you evil and you were about to destroy the house.
With us in it!
But we freed you.
Oh, that's a relief.
And he hit the self-destruct button.
And there's no way out!
This is your fault, Johnny!
Again, who makes evil drones?
Stop! This is supposed to be fun!
This is so not fun, Mom!
Don't yell at your mother!
And who invites a dog to game night anyway?
Woof?
Wait! The evil drones blocked the escape hatch,
but the nice drones can unblock it!
He's right. Stand back!
After you.
Go!
We escaped the house!
And I don't think we've ever been closer as a family.
Best family game night ev…
Family game night, huh?
-Uh…
I figure they're out for two, three hours, tops.
Can you guys fix it in time?
No problemo.
That was a fun game night.
Best ever!