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‪NETFLIX 原創影集

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‪生活緊張刺激、姊姊麻煩無邊
‪杜奇狗狗生活富足

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‪三重分身、變成暴龍
‪登上王位、超級強尼

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‪你永不知道未來發展
‪因為這就是阿尼正傳

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{\an8}‪劇名：強尼對戰螃蟹先生

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{\an8}‪如果我們能把聲納和測繪衛星結合…

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{\an8}‪就可以鎖定海裡所有塑膠的位置
‪把它們清理乾淨！

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{\an8}‪有人說“混亂”嗎？

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{\an8}‪-沒有
‪-沒有

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{\an8}‪我最好從這裡開始

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{\an8}‪這塊地板很髒

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{\an8}‪超髒！

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{\an8}‪這兩件衣服太髒了！我馬上洗一下！

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{\an8}‪別拿走超人衣，強尼！

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{\an8}‪強尼，快跑！

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{\an8}‪緊急阻止強尼第八招！

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‪這招沒看過

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‪強尼X超人裝
‪在極緊急的超級英雄狀況才可使用

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‪但這是緊急狀況！

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‪有個超級龍捲颶風直吹…

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‪小貓收容所！還有…

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‪不是，你希望穿上超人衣
‪才能一天到晚使用放屁超能力

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‪記得上次你拿走強尼X超人衣
‪發生了什麼事嗎？

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‪我們該見好就收

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‪對，那天很糟糕
‪但從現在開始，我保證

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‪我穿上超人衣後不會用放屁超能力

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‪不可能，強尼，你是男孩

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‪男孩都喜歡放屁

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‪她們說得對，我們很喜歡放屁

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‪唯有出現生死攸關的事情

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‪你才能再次穿上超人衣

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‪救我！救救我，泰斯特家！

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‪生死攸關！

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‪-我需要超人衣
‪-不行！

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‪尤金，到底怎麼回事？

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‪記得我上次綁架強尼

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‪想要把虛假記憶植入他腦裡
‪讓他以為我們是畢生摯友嗎？

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{\an8}‪-記得
‪-記憶還是有點模糊

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‪當時我遇到螃蟹先生

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‪就是少了一隻爪子的可愛螃蟹

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{\an8}‪你！螃蟹先生！走吧

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{\an8}‪好，你跟一隻螃蟹做朋友

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‪我希望牠像杜奇
‪所以我把牠的基因改變得跟杜奇一樣

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‪但牠卻沒有杜奇那種忠誠的基因

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‪只有喜歡夾東西的壞脾氣基因

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‪糟了

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‪夾

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‪我們得幫他，雖然我們受不了他

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‪但我們得幫他

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{\an8}‪我去拿超人衣

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‪我們要阻止一隻螃蟹不需要強尼X

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‪也不需要他噁心的放屁超能力

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‪螃蟹的腦袋只有鉛筆尖那麼大
‪我們只要出動…

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‪實驗船就能輕鬆解決牠！

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‪你覺得如何？

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‪這是一個漂浮的實驗室
‪專門用來清理我們的海洋

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‪如果強尼X出動，早就救了閃閃小子

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‪而且這艘船很遜

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‪真的嗎？

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‪你現在覺得如何？

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‪我開始感興趣了

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‪鋸魚魚雷會把你送到島上

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‪然後直通往閃閃小子的實驗室

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‪（出發）

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‪螃蟹的腦袋小，但聽覺很厲害

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‪所以你們要悄悄潛入實驗室

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‪等待螃蟹先生走上尤金的基因改造器

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‪然後把手柄往相反方向拉

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‪嘿，你看，火焰加速按鈕！

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‪只在緊急逃生時用，強尼！

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‪你保證不再用放屁超能力了

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‪但這並非放屁超能力

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‪比較像魚尾爆擊啊！

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‪我不知道這樣是否算悄悄潛入

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‪強尼！

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‪你來救我了！

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‪入侵者

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‪怎麼回事？還有這是巧克力噴泉嗎？

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‪螃蟹開出一個我們無法拒絕的條件

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‪幫助牠打垮老闆
‪就可得到這個美味的巧克力噴泉

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‪還有帶薪假呢
‪條件是把牠不見了的爪子換上…

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‪超級巨爪

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‪僱員福利

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‪是賄賂才對，你這隻耍陰招的爛蟹

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‪救我，強尼！

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‪這裡太可怕了

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‪你懂的，因為我把你關在這裡好幾次

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‪好吧，你打開籠子放他出來

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‪你讓他們繼續享有
‪帶薪假和巧克力噴泉

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‪至於你，在傷害別人前
‪就回去當一隻螃蟹吧

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‪無人機

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‪我聽不清楚，牠是說…

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{\an8}‪怎麼回事？

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{\an8}‪那隻螃蟹有無人機

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‪我需要超人衣

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‪這樣你就可用放屁超能力，把整座島

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‪連同所有稀有植物
‪和原生物種都燒毀吧？

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‪算了吧，強尼

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‪我說過了，我不會放屁

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‪別說了，強尼

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‪阻止只會橫著走的傢伙有多難啊？

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‪而且牠肚子朝天時更是無計可施

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‪那隻螃蟹可能比妳們想的聰明

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‪而且牠正在製造一隻巨型強力銀爪

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‪是嗎？

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‪比同樣有無人機的銀色實驗船更大？

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‪還有拯救海洋的爆擊槍？

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‪好吧，看起來很厲害

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‪你們用死光摧毀那巨爪

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‪並發射網子捕捉螃蟹先生
‪把牠拖到基因改造器

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‪好，該摧毀那…

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‪嘿，爪子呢？

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‪我猜牠套上爪子了

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‪是嗎？那現在牠要套上這個！

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‪哇，這爪子還能做什麼？

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‪這樣

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‪哎呀

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‪這樣

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‪這樣不好玩

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‪一點都不好玩！

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‪還有這樣

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‪等一下

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‪也許螃蟹比我們所想的更聰明

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‪我說過牠很邪惡！

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‪現在要統治世界

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‪也許我們沒有想清楚後果

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‪不好了

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‪我說過我需要超人衣

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‪我們把超人衣放在實驗船上
‪以防出現緊急情況！

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‪放在標有X的櫃子裡

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‪現在絕對是緊急情況

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‪太好了！

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‪跳進魚型船裡，狗狗！

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‪然後按火焰加速！

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‪火焰好像是從魚的…

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‪屁股噴出來

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‪消滅他們

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‪無人機追上來了！

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‪希望這個有用吧！

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‪（彈出）

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‪不好了！

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‪太好了！

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‪看看它們有多喜歡我的雷射吧！

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‪耶！

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‪-做得好！好耶！
‪-厲害！

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‪強尼X絕對能擊敗螃蟹先生

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‪只要螃蟹不懂得…

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‪怎麼用我的分子擴大器

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‪統治世界

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‪牠變大了

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‪牠正常的爪子現在也變得很強壯！

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‪我所向無敵

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‪其實你並非無敵，看我的颶風之手！

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‪你肚子朝天了

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‪我就用我的超級尾巴！

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‪然後將擴大器變為縮小器

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‪糟糕

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‪他成功了！

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‪你們都自由了

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‪耶！謝謝你，強尼！

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‪還有謝謝杜奇！

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‪-還有…
‪-想都別想

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‪反敗為勝了，弟弟

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‪-而且完全沒用放屁超能力
‪-不過…

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‪螃蟹還過來…

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‪等等，牠在擁抱我

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‪牠應該只是想要一隻新爪子

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‪所以你會養牠嗎？

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‪我喜歡牠的膽量

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‪為了獎勵幾位英雄救了我和我的小島

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‪來參加夏威夷式巧克力噴泉派對

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‪和日落營火會如何？

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‪這派對太棒了

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‪可是火點不著啊！

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‪好了，你去吧

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‪（紀念施萊辛格）

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