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‪NETFLIX 原創影集

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‪生活緊張刺激、姊姊麻煩無邊
‪杜奇狗狗生活富足

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‪三重分身、變成暴龍
‪登上王位、超級強尼

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‪你永不知道未來發展
‪因為這就是阿尼正傳

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‪劇名：強尼弟弟的復仇

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{\an8}‪《阿尼正傳》的前情提要

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{\an8}‪蘇珊和瑪莉看到強尼的嬰兒照片後

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{\an8}‪就決定製造一個機器寶寶

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{\an8}‪因為她們當時太小
‪不記得有一個小弟弟有多開心

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{\an8}‪這個寶寶太完美了
‪都是做些一般嬰兒會做的可愛事情

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{\an8}‪例如把強尼關起來，偷走一堆珠寶

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‪以及想要消滅整個泰斯特家

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‪總之強尼就阻止了
‪一身金屬軀殼的機器寶寶

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‪過幸福愉快的生活

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‪並將它送到3200公里外的軍校

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‪故事就這樣結束了

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‪直到…

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‪寶寶逃出來了

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‪總之就是這樣…
‪寶寶日復一日徒步回到豬肚市

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‪準備報復他哥哥強尼泰斯特

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‪一定會很好玩

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‪對，一定會很好玩！

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‪等等，你是誰？

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‪我？我是要報復強尼的素食外星人

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‪他把我困在這個該死的星球

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‪我正要這樣做

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‪我跟你不同的是
‪我是被他放逐到軍校的機器寶寶

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‪不如我們先踢一把
‪看誰先復仇好嗎？

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‪你是說“拋一把”嗎？

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‪不是！

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‪還不賴

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‪現在該復仇了

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‪妳們清除這些東西是什麼意思？

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‪我還沒用過思想清除器呢

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‪我還沒用過思想清除…

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‪我們要用這些來做零件

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‪這樣我們終於能幫
‪爸爸自動機變得更靈活了

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‪因為我們送他到荒島後

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‪他只有一個頭

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‪我怎麼覺得他們今天不開心

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‪想像一下

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‪有一種在這實驗室
‪創造出來的東西不開心

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‪因為你們把它送到幾千里之外

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‪機器寶寶弟弟？

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‪猜猜是誰逃離軍校想來報仇？

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‪是他吧？

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‪現在…

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‪爸爸媽媽呢？

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‪我想當面跟他們聊聊

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‪你們會照顧我，陪我玩

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‪愛我遠勝強尼

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‪我們很愛你，機器寶寶

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‪遠勝於你，強尼

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‪我知道他們被催眠了，但還是很傷心

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‪你還沒真正感受到
‪復仇會讓你有多痛苦，強尼泰斯特

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‪因為你現在要帶你弟弟去散步

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‪但聽起來還不錯，不太像復仇

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‪你要爬上豬肚市最陡峭的山

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‪我才不會呢

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‪如果你不去…

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‪（完全清除）

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‪我就會清除
‪他們對強尼泰斯特的所有記憶

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‪這樣你就沒有爸爸媽媽了

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‪就像我在軍校沒有爸媽的297天那樣

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‪現在我要去散步

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‪你知道你從哪裡拿這東西出來吧？

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‪推我！

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‪今天也太糟了吧？

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‪這肯定很好玩的！

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‪強尼泰斯特！

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‪你一再阻止我統治世界的企圖

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‪害我被送進監獄，我是來復仇的！

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‪好，先排隊吧，貓老大

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‪我邪惡的機器寶寶弟弟正在報復我

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‪你有個邪惡的弟弟？

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‪讓我看小寶寶一眼

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‪小心，他的尿布滿滿的

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‪你是指有滿滿的…

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‪危險

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‪我就不打擾小寶寶了

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‪你也被那小鬼害慘吧？

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‪推一個嬰兒上山怎麼會這麼辛苦？

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‪因為我重117公斤
‪身體都是科技和鈦金屬

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‪不像你們普通人
‪只有脆弱的皮膚和骨頭

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‪我沒叫你停

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‪現在帶我下山，再推我上山20次！

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‪說得對，絕對是時候下山了！

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‪快跑

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‪好，現在我們趕快跑回家
‪弄醒蘇珊和瑪莉

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‪想辦法阻止那個機器人！

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‪成功阻止他後，就把他送回軍校！

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‪或者火星！

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‪我喜歡火星這點子
‪但你聽到聲音嗎？

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‪他的尿布到底能裝多少東西？

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‪一定會很好玩

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‪強尼泰斯特，是我，腦袋冷凍人！

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‪準備好感受一下我冰冷的…

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‪現在不行

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‪我在應付我小弟弟的復仇！

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‪小弟弟？

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‪我不知道你有個小弟弟

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‪他好可愛！等等，他從哪弄來這個…

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‪剛才是怎麼回事？

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‪我們誰也無法對強尼復仇

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‪沒錯，因為這個小鬼
‪把我們的復仇時間都霸佔了！

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‪聽起來那小鬼還有撒網發射器呢！

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‪真聰明，很好，寶寶太棒了！

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‪我們愛你比愛強尼多很多

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‪他太笨了

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‪比強尼好的小寶寶該喝奶了

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‪現在該幫我最愛的小寶寶拍嗝了

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‪不是替討厭的強尼拍嗝那樣

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‪就是這樣，打嗝吧

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‪或是大口吐出來吧

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‪挪過去！狗狗，挪過去

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‪我在努力，但你挪動得太爛了！

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‪我挪動得太爛？你才爛呢！

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‪哇！那個寶寶真厲害

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‪超厲害

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‪很奇怪，但我覺得我有一點
‪那麼一點點

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‪為強尼感到難過

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‪我就沒有

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‪也許有一點吧

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‪我一直都很喜歡強尼主人

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‪現在唱我自己寫的搖籃曲

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‪為什麼？你是機器人，不需要睡覺

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‪唱肉麻的兒歌給我聽
‪不然你知道會怎樣

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‪強尼，唱歌給你的小弟弟聽

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‪因為他比你好太多了

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‪睡吧，小寶寶

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‪你真可愛

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‪我就超噁心、愚蠢又軟弱

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‪快睡吧，我味道像放屁

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‪我的髮型很蠢，樣子很蠢…

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‪-他睡著了！
‪-快把他推到窗邊！

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‪難道強尼阻止了小寶寶的復仇？

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‪喝杯檸檬汁，加入俱樂部吧，寶寶

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‪別哭，小寶寶

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‪強尼將我們都打敗了

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‪因為你們沒有勇氣為復仇堅持到底

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‪（我的天）

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‪但我有

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‪好吧，那小子完全是另一個層次

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‪快點！

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‪試試這個吧

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‪不對

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‪不對

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‪-現在變成起司了
‪-不對

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‪我們得阻止那寶寶

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‪我們把他丟出窗外，但他肯定會回來

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‪我們可用這干擾器令他的電池短路

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‪他一打開門，我們就發射…

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‪我實現完美的復仇了

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‪只有我跟爸媽獨處

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‪沒有兄弟姊妹或寵物

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‪這是好主意

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‪我討厭強尼！

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‪現在該說晚安了

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‪搞什麼…

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‪你要冷靜一下，機器寶寶

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‪不然有人會受傷

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‪我要把你們通通消滅
‪因為沒有東西能阻止…

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‪我們認為有人需要換尿布

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‪對！

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‪你以為這樣就結束了嗎？看看他們

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‪他們一直想要報復強尼泰斯特

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‪他沒說錯

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‪我們救你只是因為我們可以獲得

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‪消滅你的滿足感，強尼泰斯特

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‪而且這小孩把我們逼瘋了

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‪但你說你的復仇大計是要和爸媽獨處

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‪不要兄弟姊妹或寵物

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‪對，但你得把我的尿布還給我

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‪我才能消滅你們所有人

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‪其實還有另一個方法

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‪媽媽自動機看來開心多了

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‪機器寶寶也一樣

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‪但願爸爸自動機會喜歡新的活動能力

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‪對

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‪我們找一天要為那傢伙弄個身體

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‪（紀念施萊辛格）

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‪字幕翻譯：李恒聰