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‪NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‪他充满精彩动作 应对姐妹挑战
‪嘟奇狗狗 生活阔绰

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‪三倍克隆霸王龙 王室宝座强尼X

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‪永远让你措手不及
‪因为他是强尼·泰斯特！

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‪（强尼小弟弟的复仇）

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{\an8}‪前情提要

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{\an8}‪看了可爱的强尼宝宝的照片后

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{\an8}‪苏珊和玛莉决定造一个机器宝宝

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{\an8}‪因为当时她们还太小
‪不记得有一个小弟弟有多快乐

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{\an8}‪这个宝宝很完美
‪会做所有宝宝们做的可爱的事

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{\an8}‪比如让强尼被关禁闭
‪比如偷走一大堆珠宝

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‪比如想要毁掉泰斯特一家

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‪言归正传
‪强尼阻止了机器宝宝用金属假体

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‪过上快乐的生活

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‪还把他送到了3200公里外的军事学校

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‪故事到此结束

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‪但那是…

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‪在他逃跑前

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‪之后他走啊走 走回了猪肚市

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‪要去报复他的哥哥强尼·泰斯特！

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‪这会很有意思的

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‪对 这会很有意思的！

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‪等等 你是谁？

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‪我？我是来报复强尼的蔬菜外星人

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‪是他把我困在这个糟糕的星球上

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‪这是我正在做的

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‪不过我是个机器宝宝
‪他把我驱逐到了军事学校

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‪要不要我们打硬币 看谁能先报仇？

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‪你是指“扔硬币”吧？

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‪不！

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‪还不错

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‪好了 到复仇时间了

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‪你说扔掉所有东西是什么意思？

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‪我还没试过这把记忆消除枪呢

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‪我还没试过这把记忆消除…

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‪我们要用它们的零件

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‪这样就终于能让爸爸机器人
‪变得更灵活一点

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‪毕竟我们把他送到了那个沙漠岛…

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‪他只有一个脑袋

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‪好吧 是我的问题还是
‪他们看起来好像不太高兴？

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‪想象一下

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‪实验室里造出来的东西 因为…

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‪你们把他送到几千公里外而不高兴

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‪小弟弟机器人？

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‪猜猜谁从军事学校逃出来
‪回来报仇了？

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‪是他 对吧？

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‪现在

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‪妈妈和爸爸在哪里？

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‪我要面对面谈谈

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‪你们会关心我 和我玩

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‪比爱强尼更爱我

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‪我们爱你 机器宝宝

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‪强尼 比对你的爱多得多

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‪我知道他们被催眠了
‪但这还是很伤人

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‪哦 强尼·泰斯特
‪我复仇为你带来的痛苦还没开始呢

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‪因为现在你要带你的小弟弟
‪出去转一圈

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‪可那听起来还不错 不像报复

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‪到猪肚市最陡的山坡上

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‪我可不干

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‪如果你不干…

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‪（完全消除）

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‪我就把他们脑海里有关
‪强尼·泰斯特的全部记忆都抹掉

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‪那你就没有妈妈和爸爸了

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‪正如我在军事学校的297天

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‪我现在就要去

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‪你知道你是从哪儿拿出那东西的吧？

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‪推我！

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‪今天还能更糟一点吗？

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‪这会很有意思的！

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‪强尼·泰斯特！

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‪你一再阻止我统治世界

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‪还让我因此被送进监狱
‪我是来报仇的！

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‪猫大爷 排队去吧

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‪我邪恶的机器人弟弟正找我报仇呢

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‪你有个邪恶的弟弟？

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‪我来看看这个小调皮鬼

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‪小心 他尿布已经装满了

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‪你是说装满了…

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‪危险

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‪我就不和孩子打招呼了

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‪那个宝宝也整到你了？

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‪推一个宝宝上山怎么就这么难？

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‪因为我有117公斤重 是钛合金制成

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‪可不是你们这些
‪由脆弱皮肤和骨头组成的凡人

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‪我没让你停下

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‪现在把我推下山 再推上山20次！

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‪是啊 绝对是该下山的时候了！

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‪快跑

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‪好了 现在我们跑回家
‪唤醒苏珊和玛莉

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‪找出阻止那个机器人的办法！

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‪等我们阻止了他
‪就把他送回军事学校

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‪或者送到火星上去！

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‪我喜欢火星那个
‪你听到什么声音了吗？

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‪他那个尿布里到底能装多少东西

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‪这会很有意思的

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‪强尼·泰斯特 是我 大脑冰冻人！

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‪准备好感受冷酷的怒火…

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‪大脑冰冻人 现在不行

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‪我正处理我弟弟的复仇呢！

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‪弟弟？

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‪我不知道你还有个小弟弟

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‪他好可爱啊！等等 他是从哪儿来…

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‪发生了什么？

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‪我们没人能报复强尼

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‪因为这个宝宝占用了所有复仇时间！

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‪看来这个宝宝也有个网络发射器！

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‪真是个很聪明 很好 了不起的宝宝！

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‪我们对你的爱大大超过对强尼的爱

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‪他可不聪明

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‪现在是特别的
‪比强尼好的宝宝喝奶时间了

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‪到了轻抚我爱的宝宝的时候了

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‪可不是讨厌他 像讨厌强尼一样

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‪对 把嗝打出来

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‪或者好好吐一下

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‪动啊！狗狗 屁股动起来

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‪我在努力呢 但你干得好烂！

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‪我动起来好烂？你动起来才烂！

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‪哇！这宝宝真厉害

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‪非常厉害

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‪好奇怪啊 但我觉得我有那么点
‪就是有那么一点点

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‪为强尼难过

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‪我可不难过

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‪可能有一点吧

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‪我一直很喜欢强尼主人

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‪现在给我唱我写的儿歌

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‪为什么？你是个机器人
‪你不需要睡觉

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‪给我唱做作的儿歌 不然你走着瞧

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‪强尼 给你弟弟唱歌

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‪因为他比你好得多

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‪睡吧 小宝贝

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‪你太贴心了

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‪我好恶心 又好笨 好软弱

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‪睡啊睡 我闻起来像臭屁

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‪我的头发很蠢 我的脸很蠢 我…

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‪-他睡着了！
‪-快点 把他弄到窗边去！

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‪强尼阻止了宝宝的复仇？

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‪拿杯柠檬汁来加入俱乐部吧 小家伙

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‪别哭 宝宝

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‪强尼打败了我们所有人

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‪因为你们没有彻底复仇的胆量

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‪（天哪）

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‪但我有

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‪好吧 这孩子完全是另一个层次了

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‪快点！

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‪试试这个

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‪不对

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‪不对

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‪-现在她们变成奶酪了
‪-不对

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‪我们得阻止机器宝宝

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‪我们把他扔出了窗外
‪但他肯定会回来的

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‪我们可以用这个干扰器
‪让他的电池短路

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‪他一开门我们就打开脉冲…

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‪我意识到 完美的复仇

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‪就是我和妈妈爸爸单独在一起

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‪没有兄弟 没有姐妹 也没有宠物

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‪这听起来不错

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‪我讨厌强尼！

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‪该说晚安了

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‪什么…

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‪机器宝宝 你该冷静一下

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‪不然有人会受伤的

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‪受伤的会是你们所有人
‪因为什么都不能阻止…

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‪我们觉得有人该换尿布了

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‪对！

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‪你们以为这就结束了？看看他们

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‪他们从未放弃报复强尼·泰斯特

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‪他说的没错

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‪我们救你是因为我们想要得到

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‪毁掉你的快感 强尼·泰斯特

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‪而且这孩子太吓人了

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‪但你说你的报复就是
‪和妈妈爸爸单独在一起

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‪没有兄弟姐妹和宠物

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‪是啊 但你们得把尿布还给我

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‪这样我就能毁掉你们所有人

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‪其实 还有个办法

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‪妈妈机器人看起来高兴多了

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‪机器宝宝也是

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‪希望爸爸机器人
‪会喜欢自己新的行动方式

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‪对

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‪我们真得给那家伙弄一副身体

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