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‪生活緊張刺激、姊姊麻煩無邊
‪杜奇狗狗生活富足

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‪三重分身、變成暴龍
‪登上王位、超級強尼

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‪你永不知道未來發展
‪因為這就是阿尼正傳

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{\an8}‪劇名：強尼的嚇人童話故事

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{\an8}‪我很高興你來探望我，強尼

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{\an8}‪我也是，外婆

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{\an8}‪外婆，是大野狼！
‪牠要來吃掉妳！我們最好…

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{\an8}‪外婆得走了

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{\an8}‪但別擔心

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{\an8}‪你很快就會見到她

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{\an8}‪野狼又吃掉外婆嗎？

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‪這麼多年來媽媽都告訴我
‪外婆安全躲在衣櫥裡

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‪野狼只是喜歡穿
‪老太太的衣服，而事實上…

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‪牠把外婆一口吞掉！

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‪這故事真嚇人

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‪也許外婆是活該的

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‪想想這本書裡所有神經病的老太婆

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‪她們把毒蘋果送給別人

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‪蓋糖果屋引誘你進去

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‪然後你才知道自己就是糖果！

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‪我在幫倒忙吧？

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‪強尼，你得睡了
‪不然腦袋不能正常運作

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‪但每當我入睡，都夢見大野狼吃掉我

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‪抱歉，強尼，但你現在年紀不小了

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{\an8}‪應該明白到童話不是美好的故事

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‪而是嚴厲警告我們人生危險四伏

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‪妳們可以消除惡夢

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‪讓強尼和經常被吵醒的狗狗安睡嗎？

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‪他的潛意識處於超級焦慮的狀態

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‪害他做惡夢

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‪但我們新發明的做夢室
‪會製造出一個夢境

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‪你在夢裡可跟大野狼對決，把牠擊敗

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‪你的腦部在晚上就不會再有壓力

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‪你可以再次入睡

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‪可以給我一支爆擊槍
‪或是防狼咬的保護罩嗎？

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‪我們在你的顳葉載入一支惡夢爆擊槍

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‪你到達後就會看見

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‪我絕對不能讓
‪強尼一個人闖進童話世界

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‪謝謝，兄弟

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‪把我們送進夢境，姊姊！

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‪-哇，很漂亮
‪-看！

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‪現在我們只需要找到外婆的家

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‪等待大野狼到來
‪然後幹掉牠，惡夢就會結束

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‪對，然後我們去找糖果屋
‪阻止裡面的瘋老太婆

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‪再吃掉糖果屋

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‪等一下
‪你來我的惡夢是為了吃糖果屋？

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‪整棟房子都是糖果做的

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‪強尼，我是狗耶！

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‪我們的出生
‪是為了保護人、睡眠和吃點心

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‪不好意思，你們想吃美味的蘋果嗎？

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‪女士，妳以為我是誰？小紅帽嗎？

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‪我知道妳是女巫

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‪那餅乾呢？

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‪-好吃！
‪-杜奇，不要！

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‪-杜奇！
‪-我沒事

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‪但你死了

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‪然後我醒了，你姊姊把我送回來

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‪這是夢境，記得嗎？

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‪不，這是童話故事！

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‪我沒見過這個

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‪好！外婆家往哪邊走？

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‪她可能知道

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‪妳是小紅帽！

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‪她帶著一籃出名的美食

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‪你們兩個男孩在樹林裡迷路了

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‪但你的耳朵真大啊

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‪因為我是狗，不是男孩
‪籃子裡有什麼？

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‪還有你的眼睛真大

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‪-對，因為…
‪-妳沒看到牠有毛，而且沒穿褲子？

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‪-籃子裡有什麼？
‪-這是甜菜頭做的派

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‪我只吃植物類食物
‪這個派100%沒有肉類

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‪還有200%的噁心

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‪-等等，我嗅到其他味道
‪-是大野狼嗎？

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‪水果軟糖，這表示糖果屋就在附近

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‪所以…

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‪大野狼的事祝你好運囉！

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‪那孩子的鼻子也很大啊！

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‪妳能帶我去妳外婆家嗎？
‪我得阻止野狼吃掉她

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‪當然好！

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‪哎呀！我們太遲了，狼吃掉外婆了！

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‪牠沒有，傻瓜

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‪外婆就坐在門廊

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‪而且外婆在吼叫，因為她還是很餓

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‪既然如此
‪我建議你嘗嘗惡夢爆擊槍的味道！

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‪等等！我只能射一次？

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‪結果如何？

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‪太差了！我正準備吃棉花糖信箱

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‪然後惡夢小子就叫醒我

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‪你知道蓋糖果屋的老太想吃掉你吧？

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‪難怪你死都不肯進去

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‪你拋棄我了
‪而妳們給我的槍只能發射一次？

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‪對，因為只有一隻狼嘛

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‪我為他說句公道話
‪女巫給我吃毒餅乾，他把她射死了

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‪再給我一發炮彈，讓我進入夢境
‪阻止野狼幹壞事

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‪不被牠吃掉，然後去睡一覺！

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‪我也要去，因為我不會
‪再讓野狼吃掉我最好的朋友

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‪再來一發惡夢炮彈

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‪即將進入夢境

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‪好，我們的身分曝光了

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‪所以大野狼會在外婆家等我

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‪對，所以我建議引誘牠去糖果屋

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‪牠進去糖果屋
‪吃掉建造糖果屋的女士…

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‪很諷刺吧？

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‪然後你射牠，我吃掉糖果屋！

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‪別再說點心了！

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‪但食物陷阱其實不錯

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‪大野狼還喜歡吃什麼？

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‪你們要我們讓兩個陌生人
‪進入我們的磚房子？

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‪你們知道我們其他房子怎麼樣嗎？

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‪知道

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‪相信我們，我們在保護你們

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‪讓我告訴你們關於童話世界的事

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‪如果你想要活命，別相信任何人

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‪再來一次吧

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‪我要猛吹一口氣…

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‪野狼，這真是我的美夢啊

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‪等等，小孩，你是誰？

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‪我是強尼泰斯特

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‪你也不能再吃我和外婆了

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‪還有三隻小豬！

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‪然後我從此就能幸福快樂的睡覺了

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‪我沒有吃掉你和外婆

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‪也沒吃掉小豬

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‪新房子蓋好後，我就沒吃牠們
‪對了，我討厭這房子！

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‪也許應該稱你為撒謊最遜的大野狼

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‪耶！我打敗大野狼了！

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‪萬歲！

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‪不，你是打敗了一隻大野狼

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‪外婆，妳幹嘛下床？

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‪妳身旁那個大眼睛男人是誰？

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‪在她被吃掉前，請帶她進去

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‪三個不同的童話故事有三隻狼

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‪《三隻小豬》、《小紅帽》…

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‪還有《野狼與七隻小山羊》

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‪一隻母羊把七隻小山羊留在家中

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‪我把牠們吃掉了

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‪但後來我發現牠們騙了我

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‪我其實是吃了七塊石頭…

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‪沒有人聽過那個故事！

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‪這是個好故事！

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‪在故事裡，我跟其他狼一樣飢餓

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‪下一次問你姊姊多拿點炮彈

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‪讓我猜猜

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‪你用爆擊槍炸掉糖果屋

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‪就是因為不想進去

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‪但當糖果灑在你周圍時
‪野狼出現，把你吃掉

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‪不是

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‪但炸掉糖果屋的點子可能有用

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‪童話世界有三隻狼
‪所以別管爆擊槍了

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‪給我變種超能力

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‪還有眼鏡

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‪好吧

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‪希望終於可以做美夢

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‪太好了！我們回到外婆家了
‪但這次早到了

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‪我的小紅帽在哪裡？

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‪外婆，快躲進衣櫃裡

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‪看看是誰回來了

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‪等等，我以為你會吃掉外婆
‪然後穿上她的衣服

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‪不

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‪看來有人忘了帶爆擊槍呢

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‪我在這個夢裡不需要爆擊槍

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‪他現在有變種超能力

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‪外婆，回到床上

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‪哇！

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‪好大的眼睛！

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‪小紅帽，停！
‪然後戴上這個，求求妳！

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‪是狼！

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‪迷路男孩和狗狗，躲起來！

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‪不用，因為這不再是我的惡夢

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‪而是你們的

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‪我不認同

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‪然而…

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‪對，我要走了

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‪你丟不中！

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‪太酷了！

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‪我們要怎麼處理這一隻？

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‪丟出反面，放過牠

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‪但丟出正面，牠要永遠消失

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‪我猜牠留下來吧

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‪但聽著，野狼

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‪你以後不能再吃外婆、小豬

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‪或是七隻小山羊了，知道嗎？

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‪但我們會餓死

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‪童話故事裡只有糖果屋

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‪毒蘋果…

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‪你們看過小紅帽籃子裡的東西嗎？

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‪我有，很倒胃口

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‪喂！沒吃過就別亂批評！

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‪不難吃耶

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‪一點也不難吃

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‪如果童話世界有美食

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‪你就不會吃大家，也不會吃我吧？

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‪這還用說

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‪你們點的招牌菜
‪三隻小豬甜菜根捲餅

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‪謝謝，強尼

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‪對，謝謝，強尼

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‪所以我們還在做夢吧？

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‪對

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‪他們好久沒尖叫著醒過來了

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‪要讓他們繼續睡覺嗎？

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‪他們看起來很開心

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‪拜託，你是超級變種人，你可以的

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‪好吧，我試試看

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‪太好了！成功了！

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‪看招吧，妳這邪惡的糖果屋老…

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‪（紀念施萊辛格）

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‪字幕翻譯：李恒聰