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‪NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‪他充满精彩动作 应对姐妹挑战
‪嘟奇狗狗 生活阔绰

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‪三倍克隆霸王龙 王室宝座强尼X

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‪永远让你措手不及
‪因为他是强尼·泰斯特！

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{\an8}‪（剧名：强尼的可怕童话）

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{\an8}‪强尼 你来看我我好高兴

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{\an8}‪我也很开心 奶奶

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{\an8}‪奶奶 有大灰狼要吃你！我们快…

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{\an8}‪奶奶要走了

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{\an8}‪不过别担心

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{\an8}‪你很快就会见到她

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{\an8}‪又梦到狼狼把奶奶吃了？

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‪妈妈一直告诉我
‪奶奶在橱柜里很安全

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‪狼只是喜欢穿老奶奶的衣服
‪而实际上…

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‪他把奶奶当芭菲一样吃了个光

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‪太吓人了

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‪也许奶奶本来就不得好死

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‪你想想这本书里所有的老疯婆子

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‪有送毒苹果的

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‪有造糖果屋骗你进去的

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‪之后才发现 糖果竟是你自己！

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‪我是不是在帮倒忙？

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‪强尼 快睡 不然你的脑子没法儿工作

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‪但是我一睡着就会梦到大灰狼要吃我

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‪真可怜 强尼 但是你现在长大了

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{\an8}‪应当知道童话并不是甜蜜的小故事

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‪而是对生活中存在的危险的严厉告诫

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‪你们能移除强尼的噩梦

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‪让他和想睡不能睡的狗狗睡个好觉？

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‪他的潜意识处于极度紧张的状态

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‪这是他做噩梦的根本原因

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‪但我们新发明的造梦室
‪可以帮你创造梦境

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‪你可以在梦里与大灰狼对峙 打败他

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‪这样一来
‪你的大脑就会自动缓解夜间压力

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‪你就能安心入睡啦

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‪能不能给我一把厉害的轰爆枪
‪或者防狼的防具？

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‪你的颞叶处装有一把噩梦轰爆枪

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‪等你进入梦境 就能使用了

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‪我不能让强尼独自一人前往童话世界

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‪谢了 兄弟

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‪快让我们进入梦境吧 姐妹！

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‪-哇喔 好漂亮
‪-快看！

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‪现在我们只要找到奶奶的家

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‪坐等大灰狼来把他爆头
‪就不会再做噩梦啦

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‪没错 然后我们再去找糖果屋
‪阻止里面的老疯婆子

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‪然后把房子吃了

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‪慢着 你进入我的噩梦
‪只是为了吃糖果屋吧？

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‪整个房子都是糖果做的耶

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‪我是狗 强尼！

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‪我们生来就是为了
‪保护他人 睡觉和吃零食的

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‪打扰一下 要来一个美味苹果吗？

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‪女士 你以为我是谁？小红帽吗？

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‪我知道你是巫婆

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‪那饼干呢？

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‪-哇！
‪-嘟奇 别吃！

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‪-嘟奇！
‪-我没事

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‪但你刚刚死了

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‪然后我就醒了 你姐又把我送了回来

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‪我们在梦里 你忘了吗？

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‪错 你们在童话里！

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‪这我还是头一次见

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‪搞定！奶奶的房子怎么走？

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‪她可能会知道

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‪嘿 你是小红帽！

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‪一如既往地拎着一篮好吃的

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‪你们是在树林里迷路的两个小男孩

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‪哇 你的耳朵好大

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‪因为我是狗 不是小男孩
‪篮子里有什么？

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‪你的眼睛好大哦

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‪-对 因为…
‪-你没发现他浑身是毛 没穿裤子吗？

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‪-篮子里有什么？
‪-甜菜糕

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‪我在吃素 里面一点肉都没有哦

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‪太恶心了

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‪-等等 我闻到了别的味道
‪-是大灰狼吗？

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‪是水果糖 看来糖果屋就在附近

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‪那么…

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‪你自己找狼去吧！

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‪那个小男孩的鼻子也好大啊！

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‪能带我去你奶奶家吗？
‪我要阻止她被狼吃掉

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‪没问题！

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‪太迟了 狼已经把奶奶吃了！

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‪才没有 小笨蛋

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‪奶奶就在门廊那边

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‪奶奶在叫是因为她还没吃饱

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‪这样啊 那你尝尝噩梦轰爆枪！

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‪等等！只能用一次？

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‪怎么样？

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‪体验极差！
‪我差点就要吃棉花糖信箱

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‪然后噩梦男孩就把我弄醒了

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‪那个造房子的老太婆想吃你
‪你知道的吧？

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‪别进去就行

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‪你抛下了我
‪你们给我的轰爆枪是一次性的？

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‪对啊 因为只有一只狼

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‪替他说句话
‪他干掉了用饼干杀了我的巫婆

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‪给我加一发能量波 让我入梦
‪干掉那只狼

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‪这样我就不会被吃 就能睡觉了！

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‪也再给我一个机会
‪我不会再让狼吃掉我最好的朋友了

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‪加一发噩梦能量波

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‪再进入一次梦境

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‪好吧 我们的身份暴露了

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‪大灰狼会在奶奶家等着我

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‪对哦 那我们把他引去糖果屋吧

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‪等他进去 吃了造糖果屋的婆娘…

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‪是不是太讽刺了？

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‪…然后你一枪搞定他 我把房子吃了！

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‪别老想着吃了！

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‪但是美食诱惑是个好主意

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‪大灰狼还喜欢吃什么？

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‪我们怎么可能
‪让两个陌生人进我们的砖房呢？

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‪你知道我们其他的房子
‪最后怎么样了吗？

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‪知道

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‪相信我们 我们在保护你们

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‪告诉你们一个关于童话世界的事

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‪要想在这里生存 谁都不能信

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‪我又来啦

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‪我要用力吹大声吼 我要…

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‪狼兄 晚安哦 反正我肯定能睡好觉了

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‪悠着点儿 臭小子 你谁啊？

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‪我是强尼·泰斯特

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‪再也不许你吃奶奶和我

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‪还有猪猪！

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‪我要从此睡个安稳觉！

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‪我没吃你奶奶和你

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‪也没吃猪猪

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‪毕竟他们造了那个新房子
‪我恨死那房子了！

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‪你应该叫大“不会撒谎”狼才对

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‪太好了！我把大灰狼干掉了！

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‪耶！

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‪不对哦 你只打败了其中一只大灰狼

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‪奶奶 你怎么下床了？

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‪你旁边那个大眼男是谁？

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‪谁来把她带进屋里 省得她被吃掉

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‪三个童话里各有三只狼

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‪《三只小猪》《小红帽》

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‪还有《狼和七只小山羊》

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‪山羊妈妈把她的七个孩子留在家里

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‪我把他们全吃了

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‪但之后我发现他们骗了我

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‪我吃的其实是七块石头 然后…

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‪没人听过这个故事！

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‪挺好的一个小故事！

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‪故事里的我 和其他故事里的狼一样
‪饿得要死

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‪下次再多装几发能量波吧

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‪让我猜猜

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‪你用轰爆枪破坏了糖果屋

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‪这样就不用进去

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‪但是糖果撒得到处都是
‪此时大灰狼出现 把你们吃了

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‪不是啦

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‪不过破坏房子倒是个好主意

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‪童话世界有三只狼 别管轰爆枪了

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‪给我无敌的特异功能

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‪还有眼镜

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‪好吧

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‪希望这次可以让你做个美梦

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‪太好了！我们回到奶奶家 还来早了

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‪我可爱的小红帽呢？

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‪奶奶 快躲到橱里！

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‪看看谁回来了

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‪等等 我以为你是先把奶奶吃了
‪然后才换上她衣服的

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‪才不是

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‪有人好像没带轰爆枪哦

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‪这次用不着了

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‪他现在有特异功能了

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‪奶奶 回床上去

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‪哇哦！

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‪好大的眼睛！

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‪小红帽 别说了！戴上这个 求你了！

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‪是狼啊！

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‪快躲起来 迷路男孩和狗！

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‪用不着 因为这不再是我的噩梦了

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‪而是你们的噩梦

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‪不见得哦

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‪我又…

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‪我先走一步

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‪你没打中！

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‪太厉害了！

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‪这家伙要怎么处理？

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‪尾巴朝上 就放过他

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‪头朝上 就让他永远消失

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‪看来他能留下了

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‪但听好了 大灰狼

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‪不许你再吃奶奶或者小猪

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‪或者七只小山羊 听到没？

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‪但我们好饿

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‪童话里能吃的只剩糖果屋…

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‪毒苹果…

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‪你看过那个红篮子里的东西吗？

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‪看过 是挺闹心的

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‪嘿！起码先尝尝再评价吧！

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‪还不赖

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‪非常不错！

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‪既然童话世界有好吃的东西

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‪你就不会再吃人 也不会吃我了吧？

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‪废话

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‪三只小猪独家甜菜糕卷饼 请用

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‪谢啦 强尼

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‪谢了 强尼

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‪我们还在梦里吧？

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‪是啊

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‪他们有一会儿没有尖叫着醒来了

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‪要不要让他们继续睡？

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‪他们看起来很开心

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‪快点 你有特异功能 你可以的

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‪好吧 我试试

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‪太好了！成功了！

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‪接招吧 你个造房子的老巫…

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‪字幕翻译：Lynn S