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[alarm blaring]
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♪ He's action-packed and sister-charged
And Dukey-dogged for living large ♪
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♪ In triple-cloning T-Rexing
Royal throning Johnny X-ing ♪
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♪ You never know what's coming next
Cos it's J-J-J-J-Johnny Test! ♪
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[sings]
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{\an8}Oh, I'm so glad you came
to visit me, Johnny.
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{\an8}Me too, Grandma.
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{\an8}[howling]
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{\an8}Grandma, it's the Big Bad Wolf!
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{\an8}He's coming to eat you! We'd better--
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{\an8}[chomping]
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{\an8}Grandma had to go. [burps]
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{\an8}Oh, but don't worry.
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{\an8}You'll be seeing her soon. [roars]
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{\an8}[screams]
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{\an8}Wolfy get Grandma again?
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Mom told me for years that Grandma
was safe in the closet,
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and the wolf simply liked wearing
old ladies clothes, when in fact…
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He ate Granny up like a parfait!
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It's a terrifying story.
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[Dukey] Maybe Granny had it coming.
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Think about all the psycho
old ladies in this book.
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They give out poison apples
and build candy houses
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to get you to go inside.
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Then you realize you're the candy!
Heh heh heh. Heh.
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-[teeth chatter]
-I'm not helping, am I?
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Johnny, you have to sleep,
or your brain won't function properly.
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But every time I do,
I dream the Big Bad Wolf eats me.
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Sorry, Johnny.
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But now that you're older,
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{\an8}you realize fairytales
are not sweet stories
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but strong warnings
about the dangers of life.
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And you can get rid of the nightmares
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so Johnny and constantly-woken-up-dog
can sleep?
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Well, his subconscious
is in a hyper-anxious state
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which is fueling the nightmares.
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But our new Dream Chamber
will create a dream
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where you can confront
and defeat the Big Bad Wolf.
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Then your brain will rid
itself of night-time stress,
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and you'll sleep again.
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Up-bup-bup. Can I get a blasty blaster
or some shieldy wolf protection?
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We've loaded a Nightmare Blaster
into your temporal lobe.
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It will be there when you arrive.
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Up-bup-bup. There's no way I'm letting
Johnny go to Fairytale Land by himself.
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Thanks, buddy.
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Now, dream us up, sisters!
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-Wow. It's pretty!
-And look!
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[angelic chorus singing]
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Now we just have to find Grandma's house,
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wait for the Big Bad Wolf,
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and ka-blam, nightmares over.
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Right, then we find the candy house,
stop the crazy old lady inside,
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then eat the house.
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Wait, did you come to my nightmare
just so you could eat a candy house?
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The entire house is made of candy.
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I'm a dog, Johnny!
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We are bred to protect, sleep, and snack.
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Excuse me. Would either of you
like a tasty apple?
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Who do you think I am, lady?
Red Riding Hood?
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I know you're a witch.
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Then how about a cookie?
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-Yum!
-Dukey! No!
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-Ah! Dukey!
-[Dukey] I'm fine.
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But you died.
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Then I woke up
and your sisters sent me back.
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It's a dream, remember?
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No… It's a fairy tale!
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[cackles]
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Oh, that's new.
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OK! Which way to Grandma's house?
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♪ Tra-la-la-la-la ♪
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She might know.
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♪ Tra-la-la-la-la-la ♪
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Hey, you're Red Riding Hood!
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With her famous basket of goodies.
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And you're two lost boys in the wood.
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But wow, what big ears you have.
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Cos I'm a dog, not a boy.
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Now, what's in the basket?
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And what big eyes you have.
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Yeah, cos…
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Do you not see the fur and the no pants?
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Now! What's in the basket?
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It's a beet loaf.
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I'm on a plant-based diet,
and it's 100 percent meatless.
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And 200 percent disgusting.
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[sniffs] Wait. I smell something else.
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Is it the Big Bad Wolf?
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Gumdrops. [sniffs]
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Which means the candy house
is nearby, so…
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good luck with the wolf thing!
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What a big nose that boy has, too!
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Uh-huh. Now, can you get me
to your grandma's house?
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I gotta stop the wolf before he eats her.
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Of course!
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[burps]
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[yells] We're too late.
The wolf ate Grandma!
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No, he didn't, silly.
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Grandma's right there on the porch.
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And Grandma's growling
cos she's still hungry.
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Well, in that case, I suggest you try…
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the Nightmare Blaster!
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[puffs]
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Wait. I only get one blast?
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-[roars]
-[screams]
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So, how'd it go?
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Terrible! I was about to eat
a marshmallow mailbox,
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then nightmare boy woke me up.
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You know the old lady who built the house
wants to eat you, right?
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That's why you never go inside.
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You abandoned me.
And you only gave me one blast?
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Yeah, cos it's only one wolf.
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In his defense, he sparked a witch
who killed me with a cookie.
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Just gimme another blast
and dream me so I can stop the wolf,
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not get eaten, and get some sleep!
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Me too. Cos that is the last time
I let a wolf eat my best friend.
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One more nightmare blast.
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-And one more dream coming up.
-[monitor beeps]
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[power surges]
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OK, our cover's blown.
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So the Big Bad Wolf will be expecting me
at Grandma's house.
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Right. So I say we lure him
to the candy house.
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He goes inside,
eats the lady who built it…
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How ironic is that?
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Then you blast him and I eat the house!
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Enough with the snacks!
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But a food trap's not bad.
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What else do Big Bad Wolves like to eat?
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You want us to let two strangers
into our brick house?
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Do you know what happened
to our other houses?
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We do.
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Trust us. We're protecting you.
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Let me tell you something
about Fairytale Land.
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If you want to stay alive…
don't trust anybody.
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[shutters slam]
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[wolf gasps]
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Let's try this again.
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I'm gonna huff and I'm gonna puff
and I'm gonna--
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Sweet dreams, wolf. For me, that is.
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Whoa, hold on, kid. Who are you?
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I'm Johnny Test.
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And you're gonna stop eating
Grandma and me.
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-And pigs!
-[shutters slam]
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Then I sleep happily ever after.
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I didn't eat Grandma or you.
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Or the pigs, since they built
that new house,
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that I hate, by the way!
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Maybe they should've called you
the Big "Bad at Lying" Wolf.
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Yes! I defeated the Big Bad Wolf!
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Hooray!
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No, you defeated a Big Bad Wolf.
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-[shutters slam]
-Grandma, what are you doing out of bed?
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And who's that man next to you
with the big eyes?
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Please take her inside
before she gets eaten.
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There's three wolves
for three different fairy tales.
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The Three Little Pigs,
Little Red Riding Hood…
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And the Wolf
and the Seven Little Kids.
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A mother goat leaves
her seven kids at home,
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and I eat them.
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But later, I realize they tricked me,
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and I ate seven stones instead, and…
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Nobody knows that story!
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Well, it's a good story!
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And in it, I'm just as hungry
as the other wolves.
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Uh, next time, ask for more blasts.
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-[both roar]
-[both scream]
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[Susan] Let me guess.
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You used the blaster
to blow up the candy house
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to avoid going inside.
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But as candy rained all around you,
the wolf showed up and ate you.
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No. But the blowing-up-the-house thing
could work.
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There are three wolves in Fairytale Land,
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so forget the blaster
and give me super mutant powers.
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Oh, and some eyeglasses.
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Fine.
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Now hopefully, finally, sweet dreams.
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Perfect! We're back at Grandma's house.
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But this time, we're early.
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[door creaks]
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Oh, where is my sweet Red Riding Hood?
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Grandma. Hide in the closet now!
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Well, look who's back.
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Wait. I thought you eat Grandma,
then put on her clothes.
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No.
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And it looks like someone
forgot to bring their blaster.
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Oh, I don't need one in this dream.
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He has mutant powers now.
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Grandma, get back in bed.
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And wow, what big eyes!
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Red, stop! And try these. Please!
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[snarling]
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[screams] Wolves!
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Hide, lost boy and dog!
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No need, cos this
is no longer my nightmare.
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It's yours.
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Oh, I don't think so.
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[energy surges]
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Then again…
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[groans]
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Yeah, I'm outta here.
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Ha! Ya missed!
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[groans]
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[laughs] That was so cool!
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Now, what do we do with this one?
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Hmm.
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Tails, we let him live…
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but heads, he disappears forever.
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[wails]
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Huh. I guess he stays.
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But listen up, wolf.
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You are never to eat Grandma
or little pigs or seven kids again.
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Got it?
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But we'll starve.
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Fairy tales have nothing else
but candy houses, poison apples,
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and have you seen that thing
in Red's basket?
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I did. It's upsetting.
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Hey! Don't knock it till you try it!
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[sniffs]
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It's not bad.
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It's not bad at all!
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And if there's good food
in Fairytale Land,
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you'll stop eating everyone,
including me, right?
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Duh!
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Here's your Three Pigs
Beet Loaf Burrito, trademark.
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[wolves] Thanks, Johnny.
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[Grandma and Red]
Yeah, thanks, Johnny.
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[munching]
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So, we're still dreaming, right?
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Yeah?
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[sniffs]
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Well, they haven't woken up
screaming in a while.
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Should we just let them sleep?
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They do look happy. Hmm.
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C'mon. You're a super mutant.
You can do it.
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-Fine, I'll try.
-[energy surges]
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[explosion]
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Yes! It worked! [laughs]
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[munching]
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Take that, you evil
candy-house-making old…
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[theme song playing]
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♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪
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♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪
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♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪
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♪ Test! ♪