[alarm blaring]
♪ He's action-packed and sister-charged And Dukey-dogged for living large ♪
♪ In triple-cloning T-Rexing Royal throning Johnny X-ing ♪
♪ You never know what's coming next Cos it's J-J-J-J-Johnny Test! ♪
[sings]
Oh, I'm so glad you came to visit me, Johnny.
Me too, Grandma.
[howling]
Grandma, it's the Big Bad Wolf!
He's coming to eat you! We'd better--
[chomping]
Grandma had to go. [burps]
Oh, but don't worry.
You'll be seeing her soon. [roars]
[screams]
Wolfy get Grandma again?
Mom told me for years that Grandma was safe in the closet,
and the wolf simply liked wearing old ladies clothes, when in fact…
He ate Granny up like a parfait!
It's a terrifying story.
[Dukey] Maybe Granny had it coming.
Think about all the psycho old ladies in this book.
They give out poison apples and build candy houses
to get you to go inside.
Then you realize you're the candy! Heh heh heh. Heh.
-[teeth chatter] -I'm not helping, am I?
Johnny, you have to sleep, or your brain won't function properly.
But every time I do, I dream the Big Bad Wolf eats me.
Sorry, Johnny.
But now that you're older,
you realize fairytales are not sweet stories
but strong warnings about the dangers of life.
And you can get rid of the nightmares
so Johnny and constantly-woken-up-dog can sleep?
Well, his subconscious is in a hyper-anxious state
which is fueling the nightmares.
But our new Dream Chamber will create a dream
where you can confront and defeat the Big Bad Wolf.
Then your brain will rid itself of night-time stress,
and you'll sleep again.
Up-bup-bup. Can I get a blasty blaster or some shieldy wolf protection?
We've loaded a Nightmare Blaster into your temporal lobe.
It will be there when you arrive.
Up-bup-bup. There's no way I'm letting Johnny go to Fairytale Land by himself.
Thanks, buddy.
Now, dream us up, sisters!
-Wow. It's pretty! -And look!
[angelic chorus singing]
Now we just have to find Grandma's house,
wait for the Big Bad Wolf,
and ka-blam, nightmares over.
Right, then we find the candy house, stop the crazy old lady inside,
then eat the house.
Wait, did you come to my nightmare just so you could eat a candy house?
The entire house is made of candy.
I'm a dog, Johnny!
We are bred to protect, sleep, and snack.
Excuse me. Would either of you like a tasty apple?
Who do you think I am, lady? Red Riding Hood?
I know you're a witch.
Then how about a cookie?
-Yum! -Dukey! No!
-Ah! Dukey! -[Dukey] I'm fine.
But you died.
Then I woke up and your sisters sent me back.
It's a dream, remember?
No… It's a fairy tale!
[cackles]
Oh, that's new.
OK! Which way to Grandma's house?
♪ Tra-la-la-la-la ♪
She might know.
♪ Tra-la-la-la-la-la ♪
Hey, you're Red Riding Hood!
With her famous basket of goodies.
And you're two lost boys in the wood.
But wow, what big ears you have.
Cos I'm a dog, not a boy.
Now, what's in the basket?
And what big eyes you have.
Yeah, cos…
Do you not see the fur and the no pants?
Now! What's in the basket?
It's a beet loaf.
I'm on a plant-based diet, and it's 100 percent meatless.
And 200 percent disgusting.
[sniffs] Wait. I smell something else.
Is it the Big Bad Wolf?
Gumdrops. [sniffs]
Which means the candy house is nearby, so…
good luck with the wolf thing!
What a big nose that boy has, too!
Uh-huh. Now, can you get me to your grandma's house?
I gotta stop the wolf before he eats her.
Of course!
[burps]
[yells] We're too late. The wolf ate Grandma!
No, he didn't, silly.
Grandma's right there on the porch.
And Grandma's growling cos she's still hungry.
Well, in that case, I suggest you try…
the Nightmare Blaster!
[puffs]
Wait. I only get one blast?
-[roars] -[screams]
So, how'd it go?
Terrible! I was about to eat a marshmallow mailbox,
then nightmare boy woke me up.
You know the old lady who built the house wants to eat you, right?
That's why you never go inside.
You abandoned me. And you only gave me one blast?
Yeah, cos it's only one wolf.
In his defense, he sparked a witch who killed me with a cookie.
Just gimme another blast and dream me so I can stop the wolf,
not get eaten, and get some sleep!
Me too. Cos that is the last time I let a wolf eat my best friend.
One more nightmare blast.
-And one more dream coming up. -[monitor beeps]
[power surges]
OK, our cover's blown.
So the Big Bad Wolf will be expecting me at Grandma's house.
Right. So I say we lure him to the candy house.
He goes inside, eats the lady who built it…
How ironic is that?
Then you blast him and I eat the house!
Enough with the snacks!
But a food trap's not bad.
What else do Big Bad Wolves like to eat?
You want us to let two strangers into our brick house?
Do you know what happened to our other houses?
We do.
Trust us. We're protecting you.
Let me tell you something about Fairytale Land.
If you want to stay alive… don't trust anybody.
[shutters slam]
[wolf gasps]
Let's try this again.
I'm gonna huff and I'm gonna puff and I'm gonna--
Sweet dreams, wolf. For me, that is.
Whoa, hold on, kid. Who are you?
I'm Johnny Test.
And you're gonna stop eating Grandma and me.
-And pigs! -[shutters slam]
Then I sleep happily ever after.
I didn't eat Grandma or you.
Or the pigs, since they built that new house,
that I hate, by the way!
Maybe they should've called you the Big "Bad at Lying" Wolf.
Yes! I defeated the Big Bad Wolf!
Hooray!
No, you defeated a Big Bad Wolf.
-[shutters slam] -Grandma, what are you doing out of bed?
And who's that man next to you with the big eyes?
Please take her inside before she gets eaten.
There's three wolves for three different fairy tales.
The Three Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood…
And the Wolf and the Seven Little Kids.
A mother goat leaves her seven kids at home,
and I eat them.
But later, I realize they tricked me,
and I ate seven stones instead, and…
Nobody knows that story!
Well, it's a good story!
And in it, I'm just as hungry as the other wolves.
Uh, next time, ask for more blasts.
-[both roar] -[both scream]
[Susan] Let me guess.
You used the blaster to blow up the candy house
to avoid going inside.
But as candy rained all around you, the wolf showed up and ate you.
No. But the blowing-up-the-house thing could work.
There are three wolves in Fairytale Land,
so forget the blaster and give me super mutant powers.
Oh, and some eyeglasses.
Fine.
Now hopefully, finally, sweet dreams.
Perfect! We're back at Grandma's house.
But this time, we're early.
[door creaks]
Oh, where is my sweet Red Riding Hood?
Grandma. Hide in the closet now!
Well, look who's back.
Wait. I thought you eat Grandma, then put on her clothes.
No.
And it looks like someone forgot to bring their blaster.
Oh, I don't need one in this dream.
He has mutant powers now.
Grandma, get back in bed.
And wow, what big eyes!
Red, stop! And try these. Please!
[snarling]
[screams] Wolves!
Hide, lost boy and dog!
No need, cos this is no longer my nightmare.
It's yours.
Oh, I don't think so.
[energy surges]
Then again…
[groans]
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Yeah, I'm outta here.
Ha! Ya missed!
[groans]
[laughs] That was so cool!
Now, what do we do with this one?
Hmm.
Tails, we let him live…
but heads, he disappears forever.
[wails]
Huh. I guess he stays.
But listen up, wolf.
You are never to eat Grandma or little pigs or seven kids again.
Got it?
But we'll starve.
Fairy tales have nothing else but candy houses, poison apples,
and have you seen that thing in Red's basket?
I did. It's upsetting.
Hey! Don't knock it till you try it!
[sniffs]
It's not bad.
It's not bad at all!
And if there's good food in Fairytale Land,
you'll stop eating everyone, including me, right?
Duh!
Here's your Three Pigs Beet Loaf Burrito, trademark.
[wolves] Thanks, Johnny.
[Grandma and Red] Yeah, thanks, Johnny.
[munching]
So, we're still dreaming, right?
Yeah?
[sniffs]
Well, they haven't woken up screaming in a while.
Should we just let them sleep?
They do look happy. Hmm.
C'mon. You're a super mutant. You can do it.
-Fine, I'll try. -[energy surges]
[explosion]
Yes! It worked! [laughs]
[munching]
Take that, you evil candy-house-making old…
[theme song playing]
♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪
♪ Test! ♪