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‪NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‪他充满精彩动作 应对姐妹挑战
‪嘟奇狗狗 生活阔绰

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‪三倍克隆霸王龙 王室宝座强尼X

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‪永远让你措手不及
‪因为他是强尼·泰斯特！

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‪（强尼的幸运符）

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{\an8}‪好了 如果说电影教会了我什么
‪那就是所有狗都是篮球高手

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{\an8}‪得了 强尼 不是所有狗都…

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{\an8}‪空翻投篮！

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{\an8}‪好吧 没错 我们是很棒

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{\an8}‪所以你得帮帮我

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{\an8}‪这周是体育课的篮球周
‪每个人都笑话我 因为我打得很烂

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{\an8}‪你没那么差 专注篮筐 然后投出去！

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‪-对不起
‪-你真是个糟糕的教练！

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‪帮我把篮球打得更好一点！

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‪我们很忙的

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‪拜托了！

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‪给我发明个什么灌篮球鞋

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‪或者GPS投篮手套！

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‪强尼 我们没时间
‪因为我们要学习弦理论

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‪真不酷 你们知道什么才酷吗？

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‪发明一个大手
‪这样我就可以阻挡射篮

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‪或者在跳跳麦基嘲笑我时扇他！

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‪以在单一发射器里加强的方式

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‪通过物质吸引正向振动…

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‪这非常酷

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‪请说人话 拜托？

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‪你们俩面前的是全世界第一个
‪功能完整的好运符

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‪这可以让强尼的坏运气失败投篮
‪变成幸运投中！

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‪强尼 这个振动波还不够稳定
‪不能测试

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‪你哪怕只是动了偷它的脑筋 你也会…

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‪被电击

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‪好吧 我们努力过了

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‪上周是体操周

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‪再之前是空手道周

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‪你是怎么会那么擅长空手道和体操

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‪却打篮球打那么烂的？

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‪这是一个我问了自己无数次的问题

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‪狗狗 现在陪我走到学校！

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‪你偷走幸运符 这让我感觉很不好

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‪首先 如果在苏珊和玛莉回家前
‪我就把它放回去 那就不算偷

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‪其次 好运在哪儿呢？

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‪小心！

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‪-这些是冰棒！
‪-你是说好运棒吧？

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‪让你咕咕叫的肚子放松点 开吃

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‪那不是我的肚子

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‪那是疯子杜宾犬！

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‪好运气现在去哪里了？

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‪成功了！

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‪现在还感觉不好吗？

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‪这么说吧 今天我会在体育馆里
‪多注意注意你…

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‪还有吃吃这些好运冰棒

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‪好了 同学们 到篮球周了！

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‪知道这什么意思吗？

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‪因为强尼很烂
‪所以我们会嘲笑他一整周？

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‪没错 跳跳！

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‪好了 开始玩球然后嘲笑强尼吧

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‪-还觉得幸运吗？
‪-很快就有答案了

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‪嘿 泰斯特

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‪射篮！

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‪好！我射中了！

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‪我猜你不可能再中一次！

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‪泰斯特 你是怎么做到的？

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‪不知道 就是运气好吧 我猜

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‪泰斯特 你的好运是不会一直有的

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‪我猜这能维持一整周

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‪泰斯特！今晚就是州冠军赛了

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‪我要把你一个从上体育课的

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‪转变成中学男生队的明星射手

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‪可我才是你的明星射手

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‪不再是了

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‪泰斯特 你怎么说？

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‪“强尼·泰斯特今晚要打冠军赛！”

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‪狗狗 看到没？我现在是正宗球星了

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‪看到没？

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‪-强尼！
‪-强尼！

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‪你惹大麻烦了

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‪你们为什么没在上学？

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‪我们在上学啊

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‪我们正在进行检测猪肚市
‪非正常地震活动的现场试验

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‪我们早该猜到这是你干的

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‪因为你偷了幸运符！

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‪如果你放回去的话 那不算偷

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‪那你到处乱走造成可怕的运气出现
‪这又算什么？

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‪什么？我带来的是好运

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‪是啊 我们找到了个很有意思的盒子
‪还逃离了两条发疯的杜宾犬

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‪我还进了篮球队！

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‪你读了其它新闻没？

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‪“本地司机因为丢失一盒有趣的东西
‪而遭到解雇”

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‪“悲伤的宠物主人请求大家
‪‘请帮忙寻找我可爱的杜宾犬’”

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‪这个呢？

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‪“猪肚市受地震影响 地震正变大”？

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‪可对我来说 幸运符是带来了好运啊
‪真是太让我疑惑了

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‪超级对称

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‪每一个振动节点
‪都会配有相应的反节点

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‪-说人话！
‪-说人话！

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‪每一次你得到好运

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‪宇宙就会把坏运气给别人

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‪你没发现你使用幸运符后
‪地上出现的巨大裂缝吗？

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‪天上掉下来这么好的衣服
‪你怎么还可能注意地上呢？

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‪好吧 那我不戴幸运符了

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‪不过我得先赢下篮球冠军赛

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‪再想想

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‪我得戴一个不幸之符？

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‪这样你就能吸引宇宙负面振动

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‪让好运气调整猪肚市的地震平衡

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‪为什么做正确的事情
‪总是感觉那么糟糕呢？

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‪强尼！强尼！强尼！

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‪泰斯特！最近市里这么多坏运气

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‪猪肚市需要你为他们带来这个
‪他们真正需要的东西

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‪我知道 地震平衡

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‪不 是那个闪亮亮的冠军奖杯

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‪好了 加油打败他们吧！

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‪强尼能做的 只有戴上不幸之符…

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‪直到裂缝消失 这里再次安全

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‪这事肯定不会顺利

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‪泰斯特！不是那个篮筐！

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‪怎么回事？

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‪强尼的坏运气甚至
‪给猪肚队送去了好运气

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‪强尼 听到了吗？继续被打击！

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‪明白了

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‪泰斯特！你在干什么？

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‪我所有的骨头都恢复原位了！
‪谢了 强尼！

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‪我又能打球了！

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‪我丢了送货的工作 没钱付账单

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‪这让我怎么享受比赛？

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‪中大奖了！

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‪快点！再给强尼一点坏运气！

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‪这场比赛真棒

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‪可我还是想念我的杜宾犬

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‪达拉斯！克雷格！

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‪你们回来了！

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‪他做到了！

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‪猪肚市不会被毁灭了！

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‪可是看啊 猪肚队要输了！

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‪如果他们不赢下比赛
‪他们会责怪强尼的

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‪他会被毁掉

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‪我们只需要进一个球

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‪把球传给谁都行 就是别传泰斯特！

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‪他比之前还要糟糕！

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‪强尼！

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‪你可以摘下…

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‪什么？

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‪你可以摘下…

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‪你们说了什么？

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‪猪肚市得救了！

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‪快摘下不幸之符！

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‪好！再见了 坏运气！

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‪强尼 投篮！

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‪猪肚队赢了！

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‪耶！

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‪太棒了！说明我运气还是不错的

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