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[alarm blaring]
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♪ He's action-packed and sister-charged
And Dukey-dogged for living large ♪
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♪ In triple-cloning T-Rexing
Royal throning Johnny X-ing ♪
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♪ You never know what's coming next
Cos it's J-J-J-J-Johnny Test! ♪
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{\an8}OK, if movies have taught me anything,
it's that all dogs are good at basketball.
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{\an8}Oh, come on, Johnny, not all dogs are--
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{\an8}Somersault slam!
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{\an8}OK, it's true. We're awesome.
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{\an8}And that's why you gotta help me.
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{\an8}It's basketball week in gym,
and everybody laughs cos I stink.
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{\an8}Oh, you're not that bad.
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{\an8}Now, just focus on that rim and sink it!
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{\an8}[tense music playing]
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{\an8}-[whimpers]
-[glass shatters]
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[Dukey cackles]
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-Sorry.
-You are a terrible coach!
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Help me get better at basketball!
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[sisters] We're busy.
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Come on!
Invent me some Jam-slam sneakers
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or GPS shooting gloves!
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Johnny, we don't have time
because we're studying string theory.
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Not cool. But you know what is cool?
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Inventing mega-hands so I can block shots
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or slap Hoops McGee
when he makes fun of me!
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Attracting positive vibrations
throughout matter
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by amplifying them
in a single transponder…
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[power surges]
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…is very cool.
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And now in English, please?
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You two are looking at the world's first
and fully functional good luck charm.
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That could turn Johnny's unlucky bounces
into lucky baskets!
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The vibrational waves are
too unpredictable for testing, Johnny.
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And if you even think of stealing it,
you're in for a…
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[power pulses]
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…shock.
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Well, we gave it a shot…
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[action soundtrack playing]
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[lasers buzz]
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Last week was gymnastics week.
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-Hyah!
-[container hisses]
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And karate week was before that.
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How are you so good at karate
and gymnastics,
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but so bad at basketball?
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A question I've asked myself many times.
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Now walk me to school, dog!
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I've got a bad feeling
about you stealing a good luck charm.
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One, it's not stealing if I get it back
before Susan and Mary get home.
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-And two, where's the good luck?
-[tires squeal]
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[shrieks]
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Look out!
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-[energy pulses]
-[tires squeal]
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Ooh, those are ice-pops!
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Don't you mean Good Luck-sicles?
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-Num!
-[low growl]
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And tell your grumble-tummy
to relax and eat.
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That wasn't my stomach.
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[fierce growling]
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[snarling]
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That was psycho Dobermans!
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[gasps]
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OK, where's the good luck now?
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[pulsing]
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[clang]
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Ha! It works!
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So, how's that "bad feeling" feel now?
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Let's just say, I'm gonna keep
an eye on you in gym today,
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and on these Good Luck-sicles.
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Heh heh.
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All right, class, it's basketball week!
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You know what that means?
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We make fun of Johnny all week
cos he stinks?
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[laughter]
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That's right, Hoops!
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OK, let's play ball and laugh at Johnny.
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[blows whistle]
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-So, still feeling lucky?
-We're about to find out.
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Hey, Test… Shoot it!
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[yelps]
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-[laughter]
-[pulsing]
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Huh?
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Yes! I made a basket!
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Well, I bet you can't do that again!
[grunts]
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Test! How are you doing that?
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Oh, I don't know. Just lucky, I guess.
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Your luck can't last forever, Test.
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Oh, I bet it lasts all week.
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[blows whistle]
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[thud]
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[cheering]
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[tires screech]
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[whistle blows]
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[tires screech]
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[cheering]
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Test! The State Championship game
is tonight,
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and I'm moving you from gym class
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to my star shooter
on the Boys' Middle School Team.
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[Hoops] But I'm your star shooter.
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-Not anymore.
-[crash]
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What do you say, Test?
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[triumphant music playing]
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[Johnny] "Johnny Test to play
in Championship Tonight!"
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You see that, dog?
I'm a serious baller now.
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-Do you see that?
-[ominous music plays]
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[both] Johnny!
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You're in serious trouble now.
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Uh, why are you not in school?
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We are.
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We're field-testing Porkbelly's
abnormal seismological activity.
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And we should have known
you were behind it,
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because you stole the lucky charm!
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OK, it can't be called stealing
if you bring it back.
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Well, what is it called when you're going
around town causing horrible luck?
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What? It's causing great luck.
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Yeah. We found boxes of super-fun stuff,
escaped two psycho Dobermans…
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And I made the basketball team!
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And did you read any of the other stories?
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"Local delivery drivers fired
for losing boxes of fun stuff."
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"Sad Pet Owner pleads, 'Help me find
my lovable Dobermans.'"
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And what about this one?
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"Porkbelly rocked by earthquakes,
and they're getting bigger?"
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But for me, the charm caused good luck.
Boy confused.
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Super symmetry.
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For every vibrational node,
there's a corresponding anti-node.
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[both] In English?
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Every time you receive good luck,
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the universe sends
everything else bad luck.
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-[rumbling]
-[everyone yells]
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Didn't you notice the huge cracks
when you used the pendant?
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How do you notice the ground
when sweet coats fall from the sky?
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OK, I'll stop wearing the charm,
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just as soon as I win
the basketball championship.
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[rumbling]
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[cracking]
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-Guess again.
-[beep]
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[explosion]
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[sad trombone plays]
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I have to wear a bad luck charm?
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This way, you will attract
all the universe's negative vibrations.
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And reset Porkbelly's seismic balance
with good vibes.
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Why does doing the right thing
always feel so wrong?
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[cheering]
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-[chanting] Johnny! Johnny!
-[buzzer]
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Johnny! Johnny! Johnny!
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Test! With all the bad luck
in town lately,
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Porkbelly needs you to bring them
the one thing they truly need.
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I know, I know. Seismic balance.
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No. That shiny championship trophy.
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[angelic choir sings]
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Now, go get 'em!
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All Johnny has to do
is wear the bad luck charm…
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Until all the cracks are gone
and the town is safe again.
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-[whistle]
-[energy pulses]
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[thwack]
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Oh, this is not gonna go well.
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[upbeat music playing]
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[crowd groans]
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Test! That was the wrong hoop!
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[monitor pings]
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[energy pulses]
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-[screams]
-[monitor pings]
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[crowd claps rhythmically]
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[thwack]
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-[cheering]
-Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
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What was that?
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Johnny's bad luck is even sending
good vibes to Porkbelly's team.
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You hear that, Johnny?
Keep getting pummeled!
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[moans] Got it.
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Test! What are you doing?
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Resetting all my bones!
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Thanks, Johnny! I can play again!
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[cheering]
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[upbeat music playing]
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-[cheering]
-[bell rings]
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[energy pulses]
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[cheering]
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[bell rings]
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How can I enjoy this game
when I lost my delivery job
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and can't pay my bills?
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[thwack]
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-[angelic choir sings]
-Jackpot!
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Come on, more bad luck for Johnny!
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[monitor pings]
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Ooh, it's such a great game,
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but I still miss my Dobermans.
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[barking, whimpering]
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Dallas! Craig!
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You're back!
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[pinging, beeping]
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He did it!
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Porkbelly will not be destroyed!
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But look, Porkbelly is losing,
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and if they don't win,
they'll blame Johnny.
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-[thwack]
-[booing]
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And he'll be destroyed.
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[whistle]
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OK, we only need one basket.
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So get the ball to anyone except Test!
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He's even worse than he used to be!
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[buzzer]
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Johnny!
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You can take off the--
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-[loud cheering]
-What?
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You can take off the--
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[Johnny] Whoa-oh-oh!
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Oh! Whoa!
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Duh… did you say something?
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The town is saved!
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Now take off the charm!
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Yes! And bye-bye, bad luck!
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Phew!
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-[pounding footsteps]
-[cattle bellowing]
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Johnny, shoot it!
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[cheering]
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[dogs] Hmm?
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[buzzer]
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Porkbelly wins!
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[cheering]
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[upbeat music playing]
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Yaaaaaah!
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-♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny Test! ♪
-Yes!
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I had a little good luck left after all.
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[energy pulses]
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-[creaking]
-Uh-oh.
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[backboard crashes]
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[triumphant fanfare plays]
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[theme song playing]
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♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪
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♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪
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♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪
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♪ Test! ♪