1 00:00:06,132 --> 00:00:09,844 ‪NETFLIX 原創影集 2 00:00:09,927 --> 00:00:12,638 ‪生活緊張刺激、姊姊麻煩無邊 ‪杜奇狗狗生活富足 3 00:00:12,722 --> 00:00:15,683 ‪三重分身、變成暴龍 ‪登上王位、超級強尼 4 00:00:15,767 --> 00:00:20,021 ‪你永不知道未來發展 ‪因為這就是阿尼正傳 5 00:00:20,104 --> 00:00:23,066 ‪劇名:巫師少年強尼 6 00:00:27,487 --> 00:00:29,447 {\an8}‪我有個很棒的實驗點子! 7 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,699 {\an8}‪妳們把我的腳改造成輪子 8 00:00:31,783 --> 00:00:34,577 ‪我不用再走路,我不會遲到,還有… 9 00:00:35,328 --> 00:00:37,538 ‪不好了,告訴我這不是… 10 00:00:37,622 --> 00:00:40,458 ‪《魔法小子與祖巴杜比的紅寶石》! 11 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:43,252 {\an8}‪小說剛剛推出,我們看得欲罷不能! 12 00:00:44,212 --> 00:00:47,131 {\an8}‪每當有新書推出 ‪你們三個整整一星期都不理我 13 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:49,967 {\an8}‪拜託,給魔法小子一個機會,強尼 14 00:00:50,051 --> 00:00:53,262 {\an8}‪這是講述魔法和謎團的精彩故事 15 00:00:53,346 --> 00:00:55,765 {\an8}‪而且只有四百頁 16 00:00:56,349 --> 00:00:57,683 {\an8}‪我有點反胃 17 00:00:57,767 --> 00:01:01,354 {\an8}‪還有妳們明明可為我裝上輪子 ‪怎麼要浪費時間看書? 18 00:01:01,979 --> 00:01:04,732 ‪看書不是浪費時間,強尼 19 00:01:04,816 --> 00:01:06,400 ‪閱讀可增強腦部活動… 20 00:01:06,484 --> 00:01:08,861 ‪讀者可以想像自己是主角 21 00:01:08,945 --> 00:01:12,115 ‪在緊張刺激的段落,激活神經元 22 00:01:12,198 --> 00:01:14,242 ‪你為何不喜歡這些好書和魔法? 23 00:01:14,325 --> 00:01:15,368 ‪我告訴你原因 24 00:01:15,451 --> 00:01:19,163 ‪很久以前,有一個擁有魔杖的巫師 25 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:22,333 ‪但他還是要用上四百頁 ‪才能阻止壞人作惡 26 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:25,837 ‪他是有魔杖的! 27 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:29,298 ‪給我一根魔杖,這本書最多就十頁 28 00:01:32,176 --> 00:01:34,512 ‪我們把魔法小子最新的冒險故事 29 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:36,806 ‪載入這個虛擬實境球 30 00:01:36,889 --> 00:01:39,433 ‪你會進入書中的世界 31 00:01:39,517 --> 00:01:41,853 ‪在那裡你會成為魔法小子 32 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:43,688 ‪我會得到一根魔杖 33 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:45,857 ‪妳們確定這樣安全嗎? 34 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:47,441 ‪在上一本書 35 00:01:47,525 --> 00:01:51,696 ‪魔法小子把他邪惡的頭號敵人 ‪穆迪華特放逐到贊達之腸 36 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:55,992 ‪他最好的朋友弗弗會保護他 ‪所以他很安全 37 00:01:56,075 --> 00:01:58,119 ‪我會有一根魔杖 38 00:01:58,911 --> 00:02:00,246 ‪我要去哪裡? 39 00:02:00,329 --> 00:02:02,707 ‪去受詛咒的城堡還是龍的巢穴? 40 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:05,501 ‪不,新書的故事在學校發生 41 00:02:06,085 --> 00:02:09,505 ‪學校?等等,不! ‪我改變主意了,我不想去 42 00:02:12,925 --> 00:02:14,635 ‪好,我拿到魔杖 43 00:02:15,178 --> 00:02:16,429 ‪我喜歡很酷的披風 44 00:02:18,973 --> 00:02:22,018 ‪更正,我討厭這蠢透的披風! 45 00:02:25,688 --> 00:02:28,316 ‪我也許是活該的,對不起! 46 00:02:30,318 --> 00:02:32,403 ‪我該先拿你做什麼呢? 47 00:02:34,238 --> 00:02:35,573 ‪滾輪腳! 48 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:36,949 ‪很好! 49 00:02:38,367 --> 00:02:39,535 ‪魔法小子! 50 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:41,996 ‪魔法小子! 51 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:43,873 ‪魔法小子!你回來了! 52 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:48,711 ‪有人在學校外學會了滾輪腳咒語 53 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:51,047 ‪對,你們誰是弗弗? 54 00:02:53,549 --> 00:02:55,426 ‪魔法小子太滑稽了 55 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,094 ‪你去哪裡了? 56 00:02:57,178 --> 00:03:00,348 ‪我肯定他是為今年最重要的測驗溫習 57 00:03:00,431 --> 00:03:01,933 ‪溫習? 58 00:03:02,433 --> 00:03:03,809 ‪我們有魔杖呢 59 00:03:08,356 --> 00:03:11,943 ‪我們只要在測驗後 ‪用魔法改變成績就行 60 00:03:14,195 --> 00:03:17,740 ‪現在所有披風都自由了! 61 00:03:22,912 --> 00:03:26,666 ‪老師呢?我也可以讓他們消失 62 00:03:26,749 --> 00:03:30,294 ‪他們都聚在一起討論邪惡的穆迪華特 63 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:32,713 ‪他逃離了贊達之腸 64 00:03:32,797 --> 00:03:35,174 ‪現在要來報仇 65 00:03:35,258 --> 00:03:36,968 ‪他要向誰報仇? 66 00:03:37,051 --> 00:03:40,680 ‪是你用魔法把他送到贊達之腸的 67 00:03:40,763 --> 00:03:41,931 ‪所以應該是你 68 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:43,474 ‪妳說什麼? 69 00:03:50,231 --> 00:03:51,983 ‪穆迪華特! 70 00:03:52,066 --> 00:03:53,985 ‪魔法小子! 71 00:03:54,068 --> 00:03:58,656 ‪你那樣對我,我等不及要來報仇 72 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:04,954 ‪我不知道我對你做了什麼事 ‪因為我沒看過那本書 73 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:08,457 ‪但我有魔杖和滾輪腳 74 00:04:09,542 --> 00:04:12,378 ‪我現在要去玩囉 75 00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:19,218 ‪首先,我要消滅你 76 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:21,804 ‪然後去找祖巴杜比的紅寶石 77 00:04:21,887 --> 00:04:24,598 ‪這樣我就能毀滅這學校 78 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:26,684 ‪然後,如果還有時間 79 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:29,979 ‪我會讓你復活,這樣我就能再消滅你 80 00:04:30,062 --> 00:04:33,899 ‪老兄,你還在為 ‪30年前發生的事生氣嗎? 81 00:04:33,983 --> 00:04:36,068 ‪你有魔法,忘記過去吧 82 00:04:36,152 --> 00:04:38,571 ‪正如我將要忘記這段對話 83 00:04:38,654 --> 00:04:41,824 ‪因為強尼想知道 ‪這魔杖可以做什麼厲害的事 84 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:44,410 ‪你可以跟我在無盡樹林裡決鬥 85 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:46,829 ‪迎接你的死期! 86 00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:48,664 ‪這樣不太好 87 00:04:55,379 --> 00:04:56,547 ‪怎麼回事? 88 00:04:56,630 --> 00:05:00,217 ‪強尼的大腦活動突然激增 89 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:02,636 ‪這代表什麼? 90 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:05,681 ‪如果他的大腦不回復到正常水平 91 00:05:05,765 --> 00:05:08,559 ‪大腦可能會爆炸 92 00:05:09,268 --> 00:05:11,145 ‪把他救出來! 93 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:12,146 ‪不! 94 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:16,275 ‪他這樣亢奮,一下子回復平靜 ‪造成的傷害同樣嚴重 95 00:05:16,359 --> 00:05:17,693 ‪好吧,但他是強尼 96 00:05:17,777 --> 00:05:20,154 ‪他什麼都能解決 ‪他在書裡哪個部分? 97 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:23,908 ‪我們只看到魔法小子 ‪回到鄧寶寶魔法學校… 98 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,534 ‪然後… 99 00:05:26,369 --> 00:05:28,496 ‪穆迪華特回來? 100 00:05:28,579 --> 00:05:31,540 ‪強尼完全無力抵抗他的黑魔法 101 00:05:31,624 --> 00:05:33,417 ‪我們該怎麼辦? 102 00:05:36,504 --> 00:05:37,838 ‪狗狗不喜歡這樣 103 00:05:39,423 --> 00:05:42,802 ‪我在掉下去,快要撞到黑暗森林… 104 00:05:42,885 --> 00:05:43,719 ‪等等! 105 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:50,017 ‪要是世上真的有魔杖就好了 106 00:05:50,101 --> 00:05:50,976 ‪弗弗! 107 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:54,063 ‪你就是弗弗 108 00:05:54,146 --> 00:05:55,064 ‪弗弗! 109 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:58,484 ‪對,你說過了 ‪我現在要怎麼離開這裡? 110 00:05:58,567 --> 00:05:59,819 ‪弗弗! 111 00:06:00,611 --> 00:06:03,406 ‪好,現在我該怎麼辦? 112 00:06:03,489 --> 00:06:05,741 ‪你可以先冷靜下來 113 00:06:05,825 --> 00:06:06,700 ‪杜奇! 114 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:09,829 ‪你變成奇怪的龍狗! 115 00:06:10,663 --> 00:06:11,705 ‪很酷吧? 116 00:06:11,789 --> 00:06:14,417 ‪不酷,看來《魔法小子》 ‪只是個荒謬故事 117 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:18,254 ‪我還是不會看,我想馬上回家! 118 00:06:18,337 --> 00:06:19,880 ‪冷靜下來 119 00:06:19,964 --> 00:06:24,844 ‪你必須減慢大腦活動 ‪蘇珊和瑪莉才能把你安全救出來 120 00:06:24,927 --> 00:06:26,303 ‪現在深呼吸 121 00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:27,847 ‪深呼吸 122 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:33,144 ‪很好,再多一點,然後… 123 00:06:35,688 --> 00:06:37,690 ‪好,我們重新開始 124 00:06:40,192 --> 00:06:44,321 ‪你休想再打敗我,魔法小子 125 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:49,034 ‪好,魔杖之戰! 126 00:06:54,874 --> 00:06:57,042 ‪狂牛咒語? 127 00:06:57,126 --> 00:06:59,420 ‪這是一年級的魔法 128 00:06:59,503 --> 00:07:02,673 ‪準備上進階課程吧 129 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:08,721 ‪哇!真的很奇怪 130 00:07:08,804 --> 00:07:13,225 ‪你知道你只能用一次消失術吧? 131 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:17,188 ‪我不知道,因為我不喜歡這故事! 132 00:07:18,439 --> 00:07:19,648 ‪現在我就更討厭了 133 00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:25,488 ‪就像我所說,深呼吸! 134 00:07:25,571 --> 00:07:27,698 ‪如果你冷靜,我們就能救你出去 135 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:30,951 ‪好吧,如果你能直飛 ‪我就可以冷靜下來了! 136 00:07:31,035 --> 00:07:33,037 ‪我是第一次長著翅膀呢! 137 00:07:36,749 --> 00:07:39,168 ‪好!他的腦電波在下降 138 00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:40,794 ‪趕快把他們救出來! 139 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,840 ‪現在又怎麼回事? 140 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:50,596 ‪你這條龍真遜! 141 00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:52,181 ‪如果你願意看書 142 00:07:52,264 --> 00:07:55,142 ‪我們就不會跑進書中 ‪我也不會變成一頭龍! 143 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:58,687 ‪強尼,是狼口洞! 144 00:07:59,730 --> 00:08:01,190 ‪什麼?不會吧! 145 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:03,025 ‪關我什麼事? 146 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:06,654 ‪因為它在守護祖巴杜比的紅寶石 147 00:08:09,657 --> 00:08:11,325 ‪好,真棒 148 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:17,289 ‪獲得這紅寶石的巫師 ‪可以得到他想要的任何力量 149 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:20,167 ‪例如讓我們逃離這本書! 150 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:27,007 ‪-真沒料到啊 ‪-我去拿紅寶石,強尼! 151 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:31,554 ‪沒拿到 152 00:08:31,637 --> 00:08:34,640 ‪現在輪到你了,魔法小子 153 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:39,562 ‪我要以牙還牙,把你流放到贊達之腸 154 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:46,068 ‪再說一次,我不確定自己怎麼做到 ‪但我大概挺厲害,所以… 155 00:08:46,902 --> 00:08:50,364 ‪你沒有祖巴杜比的紅寶石 ‪是無法打敗我的 156 00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:52,992 ‪你現在還有什麼勝算? 157 00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:55,619 ‪因為我有… 158 00:08:57,371 --> 00:08:59,290 ‪勇氣之石! 159 00:09:00,291 --> 00:09:03,919 ‪根本沒有勇氣之石,那只是一塊石頭 160 00:09:04,503 --> 00:09:08,007 ‪我是說魔法木板! 161 00:09:08,507 --> 00:09:11,927 ‪那只是一塊樹皮,完全沒有超能力 162 00:09:12,511 --> 00:09:13,804 ‪它有 163 00:09:16,849 --> 00:09:17,891 ‪我的肉贅! 164 00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:19,893 ‪噴火,龍狗! 165 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,568 ‪我不擅長飛,但很擅長噴火 166 00:09:28,319 --> 00:09:30,863 ‪雖然你毀了我的魔杖 167 00:09:30,946 --> 00:09:33,532 ‪但我還有紅寶石! 168 00:09:33,616 --> 00:09:35,492 ‪因此 169 00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:37,244 ‪我會把你們流放到… 170 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,706 ‪快拿開它們!放開我! 171 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:41,915 ‪救命! 172 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:44,126 ‪這些披風是怎麼回事? 173 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:46,920 ‪我剛才釋放它們了 ‪它們應該是回來報恩 174 00:09:55,304 --> 00:09:59,391 ‪魔法小子 ‪你再次阻止穆迪華特作惡了 175 00:09:59,475 --> 00:10:02,269 ‪還找到祖巴杜比的紅寶石 176 00:10:02,353 --> 00:10:03,646 ‪這意味穆迪華特 177 00:10:03,729 --> 00:10:07,858 ‪有很長一段時間 ‪不會消滅我或鄧寶寶魔法學校了 178 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:11,654 ‪魔法小子,你這次確實打敗了我 179 00:10:11,737 --> 00:10:13,489 ‪之前還打敗過我兩次 180 00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:16,492 ‪但我終會消滅你! 181 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:19,203 ‪老兄,你跟魔法小子有什麼過節? 182 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,621 ‪我嗎? 183 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:25,459 ‪我小時候在這裡學習時 ‪你父母嘲笑我的肉贅 184 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:29,880 ‪但我發誓會回來,要他們付出代價 185 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:33,008 ‪你知道自己有魔杖吧? 186 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:35,719 ‪我的肉贅! 187 00:10:36,512 --> 00:10:37,846 ‪消失了! 188 00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:39,973 ‪我怎麼沒想到這樣做? 189 00:10:40,057 --> 00:10:42,601 ‪好,鄧寶寶的事情平息了 190 00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:45,729 ‪你的大腦終於平靜下來了 191 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,068 ‪好耶!他從書裡出來了! 192 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,945 ‪他的大腦也沒有爆炸 193 00:10:53,028 --> 00:10:56,365 ‪你覺得《魔法小子》怎麼樣? 194 00:10:56,448 --> 00:11:00,160 ‪好吧,我承認《魔法小子》是很酷 195 00:11:00,244 --> 00:11:02,579 ‪那麼你現在會看嗎? 196 00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:04,873 ‪什麼?不看,絕對不看! 197 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:07,793 ‪但好奇問一下 198 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:12,131 ‪魔法小子怎麼擊敗穆迪華特 ‪將他流放到贊達之腸的? 199 00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:15,384 ‪那就在第四本書 200 00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:19,722 ‪別盯著我看 201 00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:44,830 ‪(紀念施萊辛格) 202 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:46,832 ‪字幕翻譯:李恒聰