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‪NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‪他充满精彩动作 应对姐妹挑战
‪嘟奇狗狗 生活阔绰

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‪三倍克隆霸王龙 王室宝座强尼X

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‪永远让你措手不及
‪因为他是强尼·泰斯特！

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‪（剧名：强尼巫师）

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{\an8}‪我有一个超棒的实验想法！

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{\an8}‪把我的脚变成轮子

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‪我就不用再走路了
‪也不会再迟到了 还有…

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‪不是吧 别告诉我那是…

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‪《巫师小子和祖巴杜比红宝石》！

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{\an8}‪刚刚出版 根本停不下来！

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{\an8}‪每次新书问世 你们都会无视我一周

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{\an8}‪拜托 给巫师小子一次机会嘛 强尼

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{\an8}‪这是一段酷炫的魔法奇幻故事

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{\an8}‪而且只有400页

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{\an8}‪我都已经吐了

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{\an8}‪你们本可以给我脚轮的
‪为什么要浪费时间看书呢？

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‪读书不是浪费时间 强尼

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‪能增强大脑活动…

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‪而且刺激的故事还能激发神经元

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‪让读者能够有身临其境感

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‪你为什么不喜欢这些神奇魔法书？

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‪我告诉你为什么

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‪很久很久以前
‪有一位拿着魔杖的巫师

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‪但他还是花了400页 才打败一个坏蛋

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‪即使他有一根魔杖！

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‪给我一根魔杖
‪那本书最多十页就能结束

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‪我们下载了最新的巫师小子冒险故事

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‪加载到这台虚拟现实机器里了

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‪可以把你带进书里

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‪在那里 你将成为巫师小子

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‪我能拥有魔杖吧

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‪你们确定这样安全吗？

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‪在上一本书里

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‪巫师小子把他的邪恶宿敌
‪霉疣魔流放到赞达尔深处了

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‪他的好朋友弗弗也会保护他
‪所以是安全的

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‪而且我会有一根魔杖

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‪所以我要去哪里？

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‪去诅咒的城堡 还是龙的巢穴？

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‪不是 新书的故事发生在学校

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‪学校？等等 不要！
‪我改变主意了！我不想去了

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‪好吧 我有魔杖了…

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‪我喜欢酷炫的斗篷

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‪当我没说 我讨厌这件蠢斗篷！

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‪也许是我活该 抱歉！

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‪我首先要用你做什么呢？

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‪脚轮！

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‪不错嘛！

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‪巫师小子！

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‪巫师小子！

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‪巫师小子！你回来了！

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‪有人在他不在的时候
‪学会脚轮咒了呢

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‪是啊 你们谁是弗弗？

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‪你还是那么幽默 巫师小子

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‪你去哪里了？

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‪肯定是在为今年最大的考试复习吧

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‪复习？

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‪我们有魔杖呀

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‪考试之后 我们可以用魔法修改成绩

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‪现在所有斗篷都自由了！

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‪老师们呢？我也可以让他们消失

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‪他们聚在一起讨论邪恶的霉疣魔呢

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‪他从赞达尔深处逃出来了

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‪现在准备要复仇呢

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‪他想找谁复仇呢？

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‪既然是你的魔法把他关在赞达尔了

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‪我觉得是你吧

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‪再说一遍？

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‪霉疣魔！

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‪巫师小子！

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‪你害我备受煎熬 我等不及要复仇了

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‪是哦 我不知道我对你做过什么
‪因为我没看过那本书

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‪但我有魔杖和脚轮

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‪所以我觉得 我现在要去找点乐子了

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‪首先 我要击垮你

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‪然后找到祖巴杜比红宝石

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‪这样我就能摧毁整间学校了！

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‪到时候 如果有时间

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‪我会让你复活
‪这样就能再次击垮你了

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‪老兄 那是30年前的事了
‪你还在生气吗？

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‪你有魔法 向前看吧

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‪就像我已经要结束这段对话了

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‪因为强尼想知道
‪还能用这根魔杖做什么酷炫的事情

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‪你可以在无尽森林里跟我决斗

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‪迎接你的末日！

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‪好像不妙啊

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‪什么情况？

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‪强尼的大脑活动突然激增

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‪什么意思？

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‪如果他的大脑不能平静到正常水平…

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‪那就会爆炸了

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‪快救他出来！

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‪不要！

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‪从高度活跃状态瞬间回落
‪也会造成同样的伤害

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‪好吧 但他是强尼

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‪他什么都能解决 他在哪段剧情了？

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‪我们刚看到
‪巫师小子回到邓布登魔法学校了…

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‪然后…

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‪霉疣魔回来了？

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‪强尼无法对抗他的黑暗魔法的

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‪我们该怎么办？

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‪狗狗不喜欢这样

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‪好了 正在坠落 即将落入黑暗森林…

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‪等等！

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‪如果魔杖真实存在就好了

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‪弗弗！

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‪所以你就是弗弗

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‪弗弗！

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‪是啊 你说过了
‪现在我要怎么离开这里？

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‪弗弗！

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‪是哦 现在我该怎么办？

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‪你可以先冷静下来

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‪嘟奇！

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‪你变成一只奇怪的龙狗了！

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‪很酷吧？

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‪没有 巫师小子的故事似乎很狂野

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‪我还是不会读的 我现在想回家了！

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‪那就冷静点

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‪你需要减缓你的大脑活动
‪苏珊和玛莉才能安全地把你救出去

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‪现在 深呼吸吧

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‪深呼吸

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‪很好 再多来几次 然后…

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‪好吧 那我们重新开始

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‪你不会再次打败我的 巫师小子

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‪是哦 魔杖决斗！

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‪铜牛咒？

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‪太小儿科了

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‪准备面对进阶课程吧

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‪哇！太奇怪了

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‪你知道你只能使用一次消失咒吧？

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‪我不知道 因为我不喜欢这些书！

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‪现在我讨厌它们了

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‪就像我说的 深呼吸！

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‪你要冷静点 我们才能救你出去！

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‪好吧 如果你能飞稳一点
‪我就能冷静了！

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‪我以前又没有过翅膀

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‪太好了！他的脑电波正在下降

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‪快点 把他们救出来吧！

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‪现在是怎么回事？

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‪你这龙当得真不怎么样！

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‪如果你好好读书

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‪我们就不会出现在书里了
‪我也不会变成龙了！

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‪强尼 这里是狼嘴洞！

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‪什么？不可能！

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‪关我何事？

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‪因为它守护着祖巴杜比红宝石

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‪好吧 太酷了

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‪拥有红宝石的巫师
‪可以获得自己想要的任何力量

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‪比如让我们离开这本书！

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‪-没想到会这样
‪-我去抢红宝石 强尼！

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‪不行呢

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‪现在轮到你了 巫师小子

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‪把你流放到赞达尔深处
‪以彼之道 还施彼身

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‪再说一次 我不确定我是怎么做到的
‪但我可能挺厉害的 所以…

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‪我没有祖巴杜比红宝石时
‪你都打不过我

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‪你现在有什么胜算呢？

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‪好吧 因为我有…

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‪坚毅之石！

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‪是哦 根本没有坚毅之石
‪那只是一块石头

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‪我是说魔法板！

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‪那只是树皮 绝对没有魔力

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‪有的

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‪我的疣子！

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‪喷火吧 龙狗！

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‪飞翔技术差 喷火最一流

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‪也许你们能毁掉我的魔杖

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‪但我还有红宝石！

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‪所以

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‪我要把你们流放到…

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‪快把它们赶走！快弄走！

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‪救命！

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‪斗篷是怎么回事？

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‪我之前把它们释放了
‪我觉得它们在报答我

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‪巫师小子 你又阻止了霉疣魔

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‪而且找到了祖巴杜比红宝石

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‪也就是说霉疣魔

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‪很长一段时间内
‪都无法摧毁我和邓布登魔法学校了

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‪也许你这次打败了我 巫师小子

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‪之前还打败过两次

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‪但我会打败你的！

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‪伙计 你跟巫师小子有什么过节？

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‪我是说 跟我有什么过节？

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‪在我小时候上学时
‪你的父母嘲笑我的发霉疣子

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‪但我发誓要复仇 让他们付出代价

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‪你知道你有魔杖 对吧？

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‪我的疣子！

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‪不见了！

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‪我怎么没想到呢？

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‪好吧 我觉得邓布登魔法学校安全了

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‪你的大脑也终于平静下来了

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‪太好了！他从书里出来了！

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‪他的大脑也没有爆炸

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‪你现在觉得巫师小子怎么样？

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‪好吧 我承认 巫师小子很酷

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‪所以你现在要读了吗？

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‪什么？不读 绝对不读！

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‪但我只是好奇

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‪巫师小子是怎么打败霉疣魔
‪把他流放到赞达尔深处的？

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‪这段故事在第四部书里

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‪别再看我了

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