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[alarm blaring]
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♪ He's action-packed and sister-charged
And Dukey-dogged for living large ♪
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♪ In triple-cloning T-Rexing
Royal throning Johnny X-ing ♪
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♪ You never know what's coming next
Cos it's J-J-J-J-Johnny Test! ♪
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{\an8}I got a great experiment idea!
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{\an8}You make my feet wheels.
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I won't have to walk anymore,
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I won't be late to events, and…
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Oh, no. Tell me that's not…
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[all] Wizard Lad
and the Ruby of Zubadube!
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{\an8}It just came out,
and we can't put it down!
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{\an8}Ugh. Every time a new book comes out,
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{\an8}you guys ignore me for a week.
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{\an8}Oh, come on. Just give
Wizard Lad a chance, Johnny.
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{\an8}It's an amazing tale
of magic and mystery…
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{\an8}[both] And it's only 400 pages.
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{\an8}OK, I just threw up a little.
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{\an8}And why waste time reading
when you could give me wheel feet?
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Reading is not a waste of time, Johnny.
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It heightens brain activity…
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And puts the reader
in the lead character's shoes
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by firing neurons
during exciting passages.
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And why don't you like
these books of wonder and magic?
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I'll tell you why.
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Once upon a time, there was
a wizard with a magic wand,
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but it still took him 400 pages
to stop a bad dude,
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even though he had a magic wand!
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Give me a magic wand,
and the book's done in ten pages, tops.
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We've downloaded the newest
Wizard Lad adventure
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into this virtual reality sphere.
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Which will take you inside the book,
where you will become the Wizard Lad.
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And I get a wand.
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Um, are you sure this is safe?
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Well, in the last book,
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Wizard Lad exiled
his evil nemesis, Moldywart,
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to the Bowels of Zandar…
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And his best friend, Fofo,
will be there to protect him, so, yeah.
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And I'll have a magic wand.
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-[powering up]
-So, where am I going?
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To a cursed castle or a dragon's lair?
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No. The new book takes place in school.
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School?! Wait. No. No!
I changed my mind! I don't want to go.
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[bell tolls]
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OK, so I got the wand.
And ooh, I like the cool cape.
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Check that. I hate the stupid cape!
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Probably deserved that, and sorry!
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Hmm. What's the first thing
I should do with you?
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Wheel feet!
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A-nice!
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-[boy] Wizard Lad!
-[cheering]
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Wizard Lad! Wizard Lad!
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Wizard Lad! You're back!
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And somebody's learned
a wheel feet spell while he was gone.
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Yep. And which one of you is Fofo?
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[laughter]
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Classic Wizard Lad.
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And where have you been?
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Studying for the biggest test
of the year, I'm sure.
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Studying? We have magic wands.
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We'll just magically change
our grades after the test.
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[cheering]
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And now, all capes, be free!
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So, where are the teachers?
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I can make them disappear too.
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They're all gathered
to discuss the evil Moldywart…
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Who has escaped the Bowels of Zandar
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and is now out for revenge.
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And who does he want revenge on?
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Well, since it was your magic
that sent him to Zandar,
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I'd say… you.
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-Come again?
-[thunder]
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[screaming]
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[cackles]
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Moldywart!
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Wizard Lad!
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After what you did to me,
I cannot wait to get my revenge.
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[thunder]
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Yeah, I have no idea what I did to you,
cos I didn't read the book.
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But I do have a magic wand
and wheels for feet.
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So… I think I'm gonna have
some more fun now.
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Uh…
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First, I'm going to destroy you,
then find the Ruby of Zubadube
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so I can destroy this entire school!
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Then, if there's time, I'll resurrect you
so I can destroy you again.
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Dude! You're still mad about something
that happened 30 years ago?
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You're magic. Move on.
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Like I'm moving on
from this conversation,
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cos Johnny wonders what other cool stuff
I can do with this wand.
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You can battle me
in the never-ending woods
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and meet your doom!
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This might be bad.
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[students gasp]
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[screams]
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[alarms blare]
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Um, what's going on?
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Johnny just had an explosive spike
in brain activity.
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Uh-huh, which means?
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Well, if his brain doesn't
calm down to regular levels…
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It could… explode.
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Get him out!
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[Susan] No!
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An instant drop from his heightened state
could be just as damaging.
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OK, but it's Johnny.
He can solve anything.
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Where is he in the book?
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Well, we only read up to where
Wizard Lad returns to Dumbledumb…
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And then…
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[both] Moldywart comes back?
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Johnny will have no chance
against his dark magic.
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What do we do?
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Uh, doggie no like this.
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[screams]
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OK, falling, about to crash
in dark forest and…
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Oh, wait!
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Oh, if only magic wands were real.
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Fofo!
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Oh, so you're Fofo.
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-Fofo!
-Yeah, you said that.
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Now, how do I get out of here?
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Fofo!
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Uh-huh, yeah. Now, what do I do?!
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You can start by calming down.
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Dukey!
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You're a weird dragon dog!
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Heh heh, cool, right?
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No. And Wizard Lad
seems like a wild story
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that I'll still never read,
and I wanna go home now!
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So calm down.
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You need to slow your brain activity
so Susan and Mary can extract you safely.
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Now, deep breaths, deep breaths…
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[breathes deeply]
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Good, just a few more, and…
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-[screams]
-[thud]
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OK, we'll just start again.
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Ow!
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You will not defeat me again, Wizard Lad.
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[thunder]
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Uh-huh, yeah. Magic-wand fight!
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Oooh… bow-woo!
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A charging-bull spell?
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That's Magic 101.
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Get ready for the advanced course.
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Whoa, that was really weird.
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You do know you can only use
a disappear spell once, right?
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I didn't know that,
cos I don't like these books!
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And now I hate them.
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Like I was saying, breathe deep!
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If you calm down, we can get you out!
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OK, well, maybe if you can fly straight,
I could calm down!
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Well, I've never had wings before!
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[pants]
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[Susan] Yes! His brain waves are lowering.
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Quick, let's get them out!
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[alarm blares]
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Now what happened?
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You are a terrible dragon!
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Well, if you would just read,
we wouldn't be in this book
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and I wouldn't have to be a dragon!
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Johnny, it's Wolfsmouth Cave!
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What? No way!
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Why do I care?
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Because it watches over
the Ruby of Zubadube.
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OK, that's cool.
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And the wizard that possesses it
gains any power he wishes.
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Like getting us out of this book!
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[thunder]
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Whoa. Didn't see that comin'.
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I'll get the ruby, Johnny!
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Nope.
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And now it's your turn, Wizard Lad,
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to be exiled to the Bowels of Zandar,
as you exiled me.
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[cackles]
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Again, not sure how I did that,
but I was probably pretty awesome, so…
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You couldn't defeat me
without the Ruby of Zubadube.
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What chance do you have now?
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Well, um, because I have, uh…
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the Stone of Fortitude!
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Yeah… there's no Stone of Fortitude.
That's just a rock.
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I mean, the Slab of Sorcery!
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That's just tree bark
and has absolutely no powers.
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Yes, it does.
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[yells] My wart!
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Fire, dragon-dog!
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Stink at flying. Great with fire.
[chuckles]
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You may have ruined my wand,
but I still have the ruby!
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And for that,
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I will exile both of--
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[wails] Get them off of me! Off!
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Help! Help!
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Uh, what's with the capes?
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I freed them earlier,
and I think they're returning the favor.
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Ooh!
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[cheering]
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Wizard Lad, you stopped Moldywart
once again.
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And found the Ruby of Zubadube.
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Which means Moldywart will not be
destroying me or Dumbledumb
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for a long time.
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You may have defeated me
this time, Wizard Lad,
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and two times before that…
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but I will destroy you!
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Dude, what is your beef with Wizard Lad?
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I mean, me?
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Your parents mocked my moldy wart
when I was a kid at this school,
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but I vowed to return and make them pay.
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You know you had a magic wand, right?
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My wart! It's gone!
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Now, why didn't I think of that?
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OK, I think things
at Dumbledumb are looking up.
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And your brain is finally calming down.
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Yes! He's out of the book!
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And his brain didn't explode.
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So, what do you think
about Wizard Lad now?
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OK, fine, I admit it.
Wizard Lad is pretty cool.
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[both] So you're going
to read them now?
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What? No. Never!
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But, just curious,
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how did Wizard Lad crush Moldywart
and exile him to the Bowels of Zandar?
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[both]
It's right there in the fourth book.
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Stop looking at me.
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[theme song playing]
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♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪
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♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪
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♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪
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♪ Test! ♪