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‪NETFLIX 原創影集

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‪生活緊張刺激、姊姊麻煩無邊
‪杜奇狗狗生活富足

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‪三重分身、變成暴龍
‪登上王位、超級強尼

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‪你永不知道未來發展
‪因為這就是阿尼正傳

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{\an8}‪劇名：強尼的第二次大混戰

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{\an8}‪地球日真好！

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{\an8}‪（51.1區）

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{\an8}‪嘿！

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{\an8}‪開一扇天窗是個好主意

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{\an8}‪可能並不好！

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{\an8}‪無人機的噪音？姊姊邊飛走邊尖叫？

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{\an8}‪-他想要重賽
‪-不要

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‪點心爛透了，盔甲數量有限

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‪我們還得去拯救吉爾

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‪吉爾根本不應該去那裡！

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‪強納森！

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‪你想出去玩嗎？

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‪我們要升級盔甲
‪有更好的點心和狀態顯示儀

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‪算了吧！

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‪等等

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‪好吧

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‪來吧，一定會很好玩的
‪而且這次不必顧慮吉爾

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‪嘿，強尼，你們在玩
‪舉起手臂的好玩新遊戲嗎？

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‪不，吉爾，快跑，因為…

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‪歡迎各位玩家回到現實版的混亂島

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‪搭配升級的點心…

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‪和升級的…

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‪我們又要玩那瘋狂的虛擬實境遊戲！

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‪這隻小鼴鼠也回來了

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‪我要先消滅你

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‪還有升級的盔甲！

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‪按下這個按鈕就可以馬上逃走

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‪你們新的健康儀

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‪顯示的數值是100%

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‪但如果你的健康值降至1%

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‪你就不能動了

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‪-遜！
‪-遜！

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‪不過你們屁股上新設的復活裝置
‪可以把健康值傳輸給隊員

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‪把他們救回來

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‪-耶！
‪-耶！

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‪一如以往，如果你們離開生命區

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‪就會被消滅

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‪這隻原生海龜示範給你們看了

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‪有點卑劣啊

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‪卑劣是你贏的方式，強尼

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‪你那個表情是想令我難過嗎？

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‪你只是一隻笨龜

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‪我們想要表明立場，作弊並不好

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‪而且有別於傳說

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‪統計數據顯示，好人會最先完成賽事

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‪我們來測試你們的理論吧

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‪你們兩個都是好人，然後…

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‪卑劣勝出！

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‪好，開戰吧！

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‪組隊！

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‪走吧，夥伴

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‪其實我要找黑素者當隊友

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‪什麼？

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‪只是你人太好了，而…

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‪好人都是殿底
‪我們會把你們通通消滅！

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‪先生，我認為世上最難的事之一

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‪就是當好人

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‪我們要踢他們卑劣的屁股！

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‪我和蘇珊跟吉爾是一組！

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‪其實我要跟貓咪一組

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‪他很壞，要贏就要當壞蛋

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‪她沒說錯

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‪隊友，出發！

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‪天啊！我喜歡換搭擋

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‪誰要跟我這個壞男孩一組？

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‪快點！我這次不會是第一個出局

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‪我也可以很卑劣…

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‪看來我要跟鼴鼠

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‪以及這個我沒見過的女孩一組

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‪不！我不想組隊！

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‪這應該會很好玩

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‪對，快去找武器，狗狗！

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‪是我先看到這巨型武器！

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‪對，但我比較強

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‪-你太壞了
‪-我知道

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‪很準的一擊，搭檔！

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‪不，是卑劣的一擊！

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‪慘了！我們的健康值只剩下1%！

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‪我覺得自己像一隻腹部朝天的笨龜

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‪讚！雷射槍！

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‪這可是所向無敵的！

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‪真的嗎？

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‪對

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‪等等，你是刀槍不入的嗎？

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‪你說你想要升級的盔甲，強納森

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‪所以我自然為自己安排了防護罩和…

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‪這些！

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‪不要！

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‪我擋下大部分攻擊了，強尼

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‪我英勇地為你擋住爆擊
‪現在健康值只有1%

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‪但別忘記，狗狗
‪我們可以同甘共苦！

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‪好，我覺得好多了

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‪沒那麼好，快到高處吧！

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‪朋友，你被困住嗎？

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‪好，我們去爭第一吧

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‪吉爾，我們要用爆擊槍才會贏
‪樹枝是沒用的

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‪我肯定這東西是爆擊槍

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‪那你找出扳機，然後發射啊

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‪好

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‪下面嗎？不

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‪也許如果我帶上…

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‪聽著，我明白他是大帥哥

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‪但他會害死我們，妳選吧！

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‪有他就沒有我！

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‪還是動彈不得

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‪生命區的邊界越來越近了

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‪等一下！

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‪我忠實的好夥伴可以救活我們

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‪對吧，兄弟？

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‪他們看起來很慘，我們又是大好人

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‪所以…

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‪好，我們幫你們

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‪謝謝！我們可以繼續比賽了！

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‪你們兩個出局！

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‪可惡！好人果然最快出局

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‪對，但在混亂島上

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‪他們可以最先吃點心

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‪這次我賭閃閃小子勝出

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‪他最卑劣，他作弊
‪而且他的盔甲有刀槍不入的防護罩

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‪發射！

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‪看！

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‪我的健康值還是100%

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‪等等，你又在作弊？

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‪當然啦！

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‪聽著，剛才那件事…

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‪我不要跟你說話！

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‪真想不到呢

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‪是我親愛的蘇珊

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‪快，躲到我後面

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‪好！

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‪因為你絕不會向你一生摯愛開槍

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‪哇，真卑劣

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‪可不是嘛

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‪是嗎？不是嗎？

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‪我告訴妳，這是武器

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‪糟了，我弄丟了武器樹枝！

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‪不管怎樣，我覺得我今天並不光彩

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‪那只剩下我的頭號敵人和他的狗狗了

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‪什麼？

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‪又是你？

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‪現在請你塞進你蠢死的龜殼裡

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‪然後滾蛋！

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‪等等

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‪來了！

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‪不！是烏龜！

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‪強尼，沒事嗎？

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‪我動不了

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‪糟了，你只剩下1%

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‪太好了！

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‪因為這代表
‪我終於能打敗強尼泰斯特了！

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‪你再想清楚，尤金

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‪杜奇，你在幹嘛？

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‪你曾經救過我

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‪現在換我救你了

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‪你知道這只是一場遊戲吧？

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‪對，但我不想錯過美味的點心！

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‪真好吃！

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‪非常好，先生

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‪對，但閃閃小子會憑卑劣的手段勝出

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‪再說他的盔甲是所向無敵！

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‪不再是了

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‪好人好事啟發我們了

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‪所以我們該做點好事了

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‪喂，搞什麼…

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‪沒有防護罩？怎麼回事？

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‪看招！

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‪我儘管失去防護罩了，強尼泰斯特

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‪但我還有…

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‪雙拳爆擊槍？

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‪我還是會贏，強尼泰斯特

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‪因為生命區的邊界會先碰到你

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‪你卻不能動！

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‪等等！什麼？你怎麼在移動？

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‪是那隻笨龜！

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‪不

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‪閃閃小子，因為在最後

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‪邪不勝正

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‪我就說樹枝是武器嘛

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‪強尼贏了！

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‪敬混亂島之王！

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‪下次見囉

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‪強尼

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‪泰斯特

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‪（紀念施萊辛格）

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‪字幕翻譯：李恒聰