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‪NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‪他充满精彩动作 应对姐妹挑战
‪嘟奇狗狗 生活阔绰

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‪三倍克隆霸王龙 王室宝座强尼X

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‪永远让你措手不及
‪因为他是强尼·泰斯特！

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{\an8}‪（强尼的大逃杀 2）

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{\an8}‪这个地球日真美好！

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{\an8}‪（51.1特区）

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{\an8}‪嗬！嗬！

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{\an8}‪这个新天窗真是个好主意

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{\an8}‪也许没那么好！

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{\an8}‪无人机噪音？
‪姐妹们尖叫着飞走了？

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{\an8}‪-他想重新再比一次
‪-不

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‪零食很糟糕 服装没什么选择

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‪我们还得救吉尔

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‪我们本来就不该去的！

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‪乔纳森！

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‪你想出来玩吗？

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‪我们要服装升级 更棒的零食
‪对了 还要状态模块

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‪算了吧！

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‪等一下

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‪好吧

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‪来吧 会很有趣的
‪这次也不用担心吉尔了

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‪嘿 强尼 你们在玩什么新的
‪好玩的胳膊游戏吗？

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‪不 吉尔 快跑啊 因为…

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‪欢迎各位玩家回到
‪现实世界中的乱斗岛

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‪我们有升级的点心哦…

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‪还有升级的…

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‪我们又在玩那个
‪疯狂的虚拟现实游戏了！

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‪那个袖珍鼹鼠小家伙又回来了

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‪我先毁了你

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‪还有升级的服装！

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‪还有个“变焦”按钮
‪可以进行突击飞行

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‪你们新的健康模块

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‪显示你们开始时都有100%健康值

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‪但如果你的健康值降到了1%

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‪你可就动弹不了啦

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‪-嘘！
‪-嘘！

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‪不过 你们胯上的复活器可以把

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‪你的健康值分一些给队友
‪从而拯救他们

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‪-耶！
‪-耶！

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‪而且 一如既往的是
‪如果你不呆在求生区内

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‪你就会被消灭

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‪就像这只土著海龟展示的一样

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‪这可有点卑鄙啊

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‪卑鄙才能胜出啊 强尼

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‪那种表情是要让我受伤吗？

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‪你只是一只蠢乌龟而已

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‪我们觉得我们应该表明 先生
‪作弊可不太好

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‪跟传说相反的是 数据显示

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‪好人才能胜出

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‪那我们来测试一下你的理论吧

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‪你们两个人都挺好的 那么…

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‪还是卑鄙胜出啊！

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‪现在开始战斗吧！

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‪快点组队！

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‪咱们开始吧 搭档

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‪其实 我要跟黑菜客一起

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‪什么？

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‪只是你人太好了 而且…

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‪好人总是最落后的
‪我们会把你们都打败！

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‪先生 我觉得做个好人

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‪是世界上最难的事之一了

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‪我们要把卑鄙的他们打个落花流水！

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‪我和苏珊会跟吉尔组队！

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‪实际上 我要跟猫一起

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‪他很坏 要想赢就得要这个

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‪她没说错

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‪队友们 出发！

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‪天啊！我好喜欢这些开关

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‪谁要跟我这个坏男孩一起？

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‪拜托啊！我这次不会第一个出局了

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‪我也可以卑鄙得很呢…

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‪好吧 看来我的队友是这个鼹鼠玩意

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‪以及我从没见过的女孩了

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‪不！我不想组队！

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‪这应该会很有趣的

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‪是啊 赶紧去找点武器吧 狗狗！

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‪这大家伙是我先找到的！

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‪没错 但我更强壮

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‪-这可不太好
‪-我知道

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‪这枪射的漂亮 搭档！

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‪不 真是一记妙枪！

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‪糟了！我们只有1%了！

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‪我觉得自己跟翻了个儿的乌龟一样蠢

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‪好耶！推土机横梁！

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‪这些可以横扫一切！

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‪真的可以吗？

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‪没错

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‪等等 你对伤害免疫吗？

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‪乔纳森 想升级服装可是你提出来的

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‪所以 我给自己的服装
‪加了个伤害防护…

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‪还有这些！

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‪不！

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‪我承受了大部分伤害 强尼

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‪英勇地把你从刚才的炮火中拯救出来
‪这让我的健康值只剩下1%了

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‪可别忘了 狗狗 我们可以共享的！

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‪好 我感觉好多了

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‪没那么好了 去高处！

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‪你被困在那里了吗 伙计？

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‪好了 咱们去取胜吧

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‪吉尔 我们要取胜
‪靠的是真枪 可不是棍棒

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‪我很确定这是真枪

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‪那就扣下扳机开火啊

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‪好的

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‪好 这下面吗？没有

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‪也许我拿上那一个…

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‪听着 我明白 这孩子很帅

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‪不过他会把我们都害死的
‪所以赶紧做选择吧！

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‪有他就没我！

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‪还是不能动

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‪求生区就快到了

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‪可是等等！

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‪我忠诚善良的好伙伴可以让我们复活

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‪对吧 伙计？

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‪他们看起来确实很可悲 我们很友善

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‪所以…

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‪好吧 我们会帮忙的

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‪谢谢！我们又回归了！

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‪你们两个都出局了！

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‪该死！好人确实最落后

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‪是的 但是在乱斗岛上

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‪他们总是第一个抵达零食桌

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‪这次我赌金光闪闪赢

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‪他是最卑鄙的 他会作弊
‪他的服装上还装有无敌护盾

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‪开火！

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‪看啊！

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‪我怎么还有100%的健康值？

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‪等等 你又作弊了？

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‪废话！

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‪听着 关于发生的事…

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‪我没在跟你说话！

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‪呀 真想不到？

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‪是我亲爱的苏珊啊

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‪快点 到我身后去

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‪才怪！

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‪因为你绝不会对你的一生挚爱开火

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‪哇 那可真卑鄙

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‪是吧？

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‪是吗？不是吗？

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‪我告诉你 这是武器

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‪哦 不 我失去了我的武器棍棒！

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‪不管怎样 我今天并不为自己骄傲

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‪那只剩下我的头号敌人和他的狗狗了

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‪什么？

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‪又是你？

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‪现在麻烦你藏进你的蠢壳里

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‪然后滚远点！

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‪等等

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‪来了！

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‪不！乌龟！

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‪强尼 你还好吗？

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‪我动不了了

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‪哦 不 你的健康值只剩1%了

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‪哦 好啊！

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‪因为这就意味着
‪我终于打败强尼·泰斯特了！

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‪你重新考虑下 尤金

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‪嘟奇 你在做什么？

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‪你曾经从动物收留所救过我

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‪现在我要救你了

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‪你知道这只是个游戏 对吧？

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‪对 但我不想错过美味的零食！

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‪真好吃！

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‪你真是太好了 先生

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‪没错 但金光闪闪的卑鄙还是会胜出

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‪我再说一次 那服装可是无人能敌！

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‪不再是这样了

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‪我们不禁被这些美好的东西启发

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‪所以我们也该做点好事了

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‪嘿 什么鬼…

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‪没有护盾？发生什么事了？

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‪这个！

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‪也许我是没有护盾了 强尼·泰斯特

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‪可我还有…

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‪双手持枪？

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‪我还是胜出的 强尼·泰斯特！

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‪因为求生区会先打倒你

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‪你也不能动的！

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‪等等？什么？你怎么还在动？

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‪不是那只蠢乌龟吧！

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‪不

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‪因为你看 金光闪闪

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‪到了最后

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‪善良总是胜过卑鄙

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‪告诉过你 那跟棍棒是武器的

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‪强尼赢了！

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‪敬乱斗岛之王！

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‪直到下一次比赛

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‪强尼

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‪泰斯特！

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