1 00:00:30,281 --> 00:00:33,076 {\an8} Ah, what a nice Earth day! 2 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:34,619 {\an8}- 3 00:00:35,912 --> 00:00:37,330 {\an8}Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! 4 00:00:37,413 --> 00:00:39,415 {\an8}- 5 00:00:39,499 --> 00:00:41,000 {\an8}- 6 00:00:41,084 --> 00:00:42,418 {\an8} 7 00:00:43,503 --> 00:00:44,504 {\an8}- 8 00:00:45,588 --> 00:00:47,256 {\an8}- 9 00:00:48,049 --> 00:00:50,009 {\an8} 10 00:00:50,092 --> 00:00:53,012 {\an8}This new skylight was a great idea. 11 00:00:53,971 --> 00:00:55,681 {\an8}- -Maybe not! 12 00:00:55,765 --> 00:00:57,600 {\an8}- 13 00:00:57,683 --> 00:01:00,228 {\an8}Drone noises? Sisters flying away screaming? 14 00:01:00,311 --> 00:01:02,271 {\an8}-He wants a rematch. -No. 15 00:01:02,355 --> 00:01:04,649 The snacks were terrible, the suits were limited, 16 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:06,025 and we had to save Gil, 17 00:01:06,109 --> 00:01:07,944 who shouldn't have been there in the first place! 18 00:01:10,696 --> 00:01:12,115 Jonathan! 19 00:01:12,198 --> 00:01:14,867 You wanna come outside and play? 20 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:18,371 We want suit upgrades, better snacks, 21 00:01:18,454 --> 00:01:20,289 ooh, and Status Modules. 22 00:01:20,373 --> 00:01:21,833 Forget it! 23 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:25,253 Wait for it… 24 00:01:26,212 --> 00:01:28,131 OK, fine. 25 00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:33,302 Come on, it'll be fun, and no Gil to worry about this time. 26 00:01:33,386 --> 00:01:36,639 Hey, Johnny, you guys playing a new fun arm game? 27 00:01:36,722 --> 00:01:38,558 No, Gil, run now, because-- 28 00:01:40,935 --> 00:01:46,065 Welcome back, gamers, to real life Melee Island! 29 00:01:46,148 --> 00:01:48,276 With upgraded snacks… 30 00:01:50,069 --> 00:01:52,822 -…and upgraded… 31 00:01:53,823 --> 00:01:57,743 Whoa, we're playing that crazy VR game again! 32 00:01:57,827 --> 00:02:00,913 Oh, and the tiny mole guy is back. 33 00:02:00,997 --> 00:02:03,040 I'm destroying you first. 34 00:02:03,124 --> 00:02:05,334 And upgraded suits! 35 00:02:05,418 --> 00:02:09,005 With a "zoom" button for bursts of flight… 36 00:02:10,089 --> 00:02:15,970 and your new health modules show you all start at 100%, 37 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:19,182 but if your health gets to 1%, 38 00:02:19,265 --> 00:02:22,476 you will become immobile. 39 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:24,228 -Boo! -Boo! 40 00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:28,274 However, the new Reviver on your hip can rescue teammates 41 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:31,194 by giving them some of your health… 42 00:02:31,277 --> 00:02:32,612 -Yay! -Yay! 43 00:02:32,695 --> 00:02:35,948 …and, as always, you will be eliminated 44 00:02:36,032 --> 00:02:39,035 if you don't stay inside the Life Zone… 45 00:02:39,118 --> 00:02:42,747 as demonstrated by this indigenous sea turtle. 46 00:02:45,875 --> 00:02:47,376 That was kinda mean. 47 00:02:47,460 --> 00:02:49,795 Mean is how you win, Johnny. 48 00:02:52,548 --> 00:02:54,884 Am I supposed to be hurt from that look? 49 00:02:55,593 --> 00:02:57,762 You're just a dumb turtle. 50 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:04,810 Um, we feel we should state, sir, that cheating is… not nice. 51 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:08,481 And contrary to legend, statistics show 52 00:03:08,564 --> 00:03:11,692 it's actually the nice guy who finishes first. 53 00:03:12,735 --> 00:03:14,654 Well, let's test out your theory. 54 00:03:14,737 --> 00:03:16,948 You're both nice, and… 55 00:03:20,743 --> 00:03:22,912 Mean wins! 56 00:03:22,995 --> 00:03:26,290 Now… let the battle begin! 57 00:03:27,458 --> 00:03:28,668 And team up! 58 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:31,337 Let's go, partner. 59 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:34,423 Actually, I'm going with Vegan. 60 00:03:34,507 --> 00:03:35,758 What? 61 00:03:35,841 --> 00:03:38,135 It's just that you're so nice, and-- 62 00:03:38,219 --> 00:03:41,639 Nice guys finish last, and we will destroy all of you! 63 00:03:43,683 --> 00:03:47,103 I think one of the hardest things in the world, sir, 64 00:03:47,186 --> 00:03:49,146 is to be nice. 65 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:52,817 And we're gonna kick their mean butts! 66 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:56,654 Me and Susan will team up with Gil! 67 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:59,407 Actually, I'm going with the cat. 68 00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:03,077 He's nasty, and that's what you need to win. 69 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,495 She's not wrong. 70 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:07,290 Teammates, away! 71 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:11,419 Oh, man, I am loving the switch-ups. 72 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:14,005 So, who's going with this bad boy? 73 00:04:15,673 --> 00:04:19,176 Come on! I will not be the first out this time, 74 00:04:19,260 --> 00:04:20,594 and I can be as mean as-- 75 00:04:22,513 --> 00:04:25,433 Well, looks like I'm on team Mole-Thing 76 00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:27,393 and girl-I've-never-seen-before. 77 00:04:27,476 --> 00:04:29,895 No! I don't want to team up! 78 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:33,232 Well, this should be interesting. 79 00:04:33,316 --> 00:04:36,277 Oh, yeah. Now, find some weapons, Dog! 80 00:04:40,323 --> 00:04:42,533 I saw the big one first! 81 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,744 Yes, but I'm stronger. 82 00:04:44,827 --> 00:04:46,412 That wasn't very nice. 83 00:04:46,495 --> 00:04:48,414 I know. 84 00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:53,377 Ooh… Nice shot, partner! 85 00:04:53,461 --> 00:04:56,964 No. Mean shot! Ha-ha! 86 00:04:59,884 --> 00:05:03,054 -Oh, no! We're at 1%! 87 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:06,432 I feel like a dumb Earth turtle on its dumb back. 88 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:13,230 Yes! Dozer beams! 89 00:05:14,065 --> 00:05:17,234 -These could take out anything! 90 00:05:17,902 --> 00:05:20,112 -Can they? 91 00:05:20,196 --> 00:05:21,530 Yes. 92 00:05:27,578 --> 00:05:30,122 Wait, you're immune to damage? 93 00:05:30,206 --> 00:05:33,167 Well, you said you wanted suit upgrades, Jonathan. 94 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:36,921 So naturally, I gave mine a damage shield, 95 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:38,672 and… 96 00:05:38,756 --> 00:05:40,299 these! 97 00:05:41,717 --> 00:05:42,718 No! 98 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:51,727 I took most of the damage, Johnny. 99 00:05:51,811 --> 00:05:55,689 Heroically saving you from that blast has me at 1%. 100 00:05:55,773 --> 00:05:58,984 But don't forget, Dog, we can share! 101 00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:02,822 OK, I feel better. 102 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:08,119 Less better. Get to higher ground! 103 00:06:13,374 --> 00:06:14,959 Are you stuck there, buddy? 104 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:20,506 OK, let's win this. 105 00:06:21,257 --> 00:06:25,344 Gil… to win, we need blasters, not sticks. 106 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:28,472 I'm pretty sure this is a blaster. 107 00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:32,351 Then find the trigger and blast it. 108 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:33,727 All right. 109 00:06:33,811 --> 00:06:36,105 OK, under here? No. 110 00:06:36,188 --> 00:06:38,149 Maybe if I carry the one… 111 00:06:38,232 --> 00:06:40,860 Look, I get it, the kid's a looker, 112 00:06:40,943 --> 00:06:44,113 but he's gonna get us blasted, so choose. 113 00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:45,823 It's either him, or… 114 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,408 me! 115 00:06:50,119 --> 00:06:51,745 Still can't move… 116 00:06:51,829 --> 00:06:55,332 and Life Zone… almost here. 117 00:06:55,416 --> 00:06:56,417 But wait! 118 00:06:56,500 --> 00:07:00,421 My loyal and nice partner can revive us. 119 00:07:00,504 --> 00:07:02,339 Right, buddy? 120 00:07:02,423 --> 00:07:07,261 Well, they do look rather pathetic, and we are really nice. 121 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:08,512 So… 122 00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:10,181 Fine, we'll help. 123 00:07:12,433 --> 00:07:15,769 Thanks! We're back in the game! 124 00:07:15,853 --> 00:07:17,938 And you two are… 125 00:07:18,022 --> 00:07:19,356 out! 126 00:07:22,818 --> 00:07:26,363 Darn it! Nice guys do finish last. 127 00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:32,536 Yes, but on Melee Island, they're first at the snack table. 128 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:37,041 Oh. My money's on Bling-Bling this time. He's the meanest. 129 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:41,045 He cheats, and his suit has an invincibility shield. 130 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:42,713 Fire! 131 00:07:45,216 --> 00:07:47,551 -Oh, look at that! 132 00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:50,429 Why, I am still at 100% health. 133 00:07:50,513 --> 00:07:52,556 Wait, you're cheating again? 134 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,225 Uh, doy! 135 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:01,106 Look, um, about what happened with-- 136 00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:02,775 I'm not talking to you! 137 00:08:07,738 --> 00:08:09,823 -Well, whaddya know? 138 00:08:09,907 --> 00:08:12,743 It's my sweet, sweet Susan. 139 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,578 Quick, get behind me. 140 00:08:14,662 --> 00:08:15,996 Ha-ha, right! 141 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:19,667 Cos you would never blast the love of your life. 142 00:08:23,045 --> 00:08:25,130 Wow, that was mean. 143 00:08:25,214 --> 00:08:26,298 Right? 144 00:08:26,382 --> 00:08:27,883 Hmm… 145 00:08:27,967 --> 00:08:29,385 Yeah? No? 146 00:08:29,468 --> 00:08:32,263 I'm telling you, this is a weapon. 147 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:39,979 Oh, no. I lost my weapon stick! 148 00:08:41,105 --> 00:08:43,649 For what it's worth, I'm not proud of myself today. 149 00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:50,239 That leaves only my number-one nemesis and his dog. 150 00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:51,407 What? 151 00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:53,033 You again?! 152 00:08:53,117 --> 00:08:56,620 Now, would you please tuck into your stupid shell 153 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:59,248 and go away?! 154 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:01,709 -Wait. 155 00:09:02,418 --> 00:09:03,460 Incoming! 156 00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:06,839 No! Turtle! 157 00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:09,508 Johnny, are you OK? 158 00:09:09,592 --> 00:09:11,635 -Yeah, I can't move. 159 00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:13,596 Oh, no. You're at 1%. 160 00:09:13,679 --> 00:09:15,681 -Oh, yes! 161 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:20,394 Cos that means I will finally defeat Johnny Test! 162 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:22,479 Think again, Eugene. 163 00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:24,607 Dukey, what are you doing? 164 00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:27,067 You saved me from the pound once. 165 00:09:27,151 --> 00:09:29,612 Now I'm saving you. 166 00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:32,072 Uh, you know it's only a game, right? 167 00:09:32,156 --> 00:09:36,076 Yeah, but I don't want to miss the tasty snacks…! 168 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:37,620 Yum! 169 00:09:37,703 --> 00:09:40,039 That was very nice, sir. 170 00:09:40,122 --> 00:09:43,167 Yeah, but Bling-Bling's meanness is still gonna win. 171 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,878 Cos again, the suit is unstoppable! 172 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:47,921 Not anymore. 173 00:09:48,005 --> 00:09:51,634 We can't help but be inspired by all the niceness. 174 00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:56,055 So it's time for us to do the nice thing. 175 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:00,809 Hey, what the…? 176 00:10:02,478 --> 00:10:05,189 No shield?! What's going on? 177 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,816 Um… this! 178 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:14,657 I may not have a shield anymore, Johnny Test, 179 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:17,826 but I still have… 180 00:10:18,327 --> 00:10:20,287 Double Arm Blasters? 181 00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:32,633 Ha! I still win, Johnny Test! 182 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:35,969 Cos the Life Zone is gonna hit you first, 183 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:39,264 and you can't move either! 184 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:42,142 Wait! What? How are you moving? 185 00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:46,647 Not that stupid turtle! 186 00:10:47,398 --> 00:10:48,357 No. 187 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,567 Cos you see, Bling-Bling, 188 00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:52,403 in the end, 189 00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:56,031 nice always beats mean. 190 00:11:00,703 --> 00:11:02,788 Told ya the stick was a weapon. 191 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:04,957 And Johnny wins! 192 00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:12,548 To the king of Melee Island! 193 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:17,219 Until next time, that is.