Ah, what a nice Earth day!
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Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!
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This new skylight was a great idea.
- -Maybe not!
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Drone noises? Sisters flying away screaming?
-He wants a rematch. -No.
The snacks were terrible, the suits were limited,
and we had to save Gil,
who shouldn't have been there in the first place!
Jonathan!
You wanna come outside and play?
We want suit upgrades, better snacks,
ooh, and Status Modules.
Forget it!
Wait for it…
OK, fine.
Come on, it'll be fun, and no Gil to worry about this time.
Hey, Johnny, you guys playing a new fun arm game?
No, Gil, run now, because--
Welcome back, gamers, to real life Melee Island!
With upgraded snacks…
-…and upgraded…
Whoa, we're playing that crazy VR game again!
Oh, and the tiny mole guy is back.
I'm destroying you first.
And upgraded suits!
With a "zoom" button for bursts of flight…
and your new health modules show you all start at 100%,
but if your health gets to 1%,
you will become immobile.
-Boo! -Boo!
However, the new Reviver on your hip can rescue teammates
by giving them some of your health…
-Yay! -Yay!
…and, as always, you will be eliminated
if you don't stay inside the Life Zone…
as demonstrated by this indigenous sea turtle.
That was kinda mean.
Mean is how you win, Johnny.
Am I supposed to be hurt from that look?
You're just a dumb turtle.
Um, we feel we should state, sir, that cheating is… not nice.
And contrary to legend, statistics show
it's actually the nice guy who finishes first.
Well, let's test out your theory.
You're both nice, and…
Mean wins!
Now… let the battle begin!
And team up!
Let's go, partner.
Actually, I'm going with Vegan.
What?
It's just that you're so nice, and--
Nice guys finish last, and we will destroy all of you!
I think one of the hardest things in the world, sir,
is to be nice.
And we're gonna kick their mean butts!
Me and Susan will team up with Gil!
Actually, I'm going with the cat.
He's nasty, and that's what you need to win.
She's not wrong.
Teammates, away!
Oh, man, I am loving the switch-ups.
So, who's going with this bad boy?
Come on! I will not be the first out this time,
and I can be as mean as--
Well, looks like I'm on team Mole-Thing
and girl-I've-never-seen-before.
No! I don't want to team up!
Well, this should be interesting.
Oh, yeah. Now, find some weapons, Dog!
I saw the big one first!
Yes, but I'm stronger.
That wasn't very nice.
I know.
Ooh… Nice shot, partner!
No. Mean shot! Ha-ha!
-Oh, no! We're at 1%!
I feel like a dumb Earth turtle on its dumb back.
Yes! Dozer beams!
-These could take out anything!
-Can they?
Yes.
Wait, you're immune to damage?
Well, you said you wanted suit upgrades, Jonathan.
So naturally, I gave mine a damage shield,
and…
these!
No!
I took most of the damage, Johnny.
Heroically saving you from that blast has me at 1%.
But don't forget, Dog, we can share!
OK, I feel better.
Less better. Get to higher ground!
Are you stuck there, buddy?
OK, let's win this.
Gil… to win, we need blasters, not sticks.
I'm pretty sure this is a blaster.
Then find the trigger and blast it.
All right.
OK, under here? No.
Maybe if I carry the one…
Look, I get it, the kid's a looker,
but he's gonna get us blasted, so choose.
It's either him, or…
me!
Still can't move…
and Life Zone… almost here.
But wait!
My loyal and nice partner can revive us.
Right, buddy?
Well, they do look rather pathetic, and we are really nice.
So…
Fine, we'll help.
Thanks! We're back in the game!
And you two are…
out!
Darn it! Nice guys do finish last.
Yes, but on Melee Island, they're first at the snack table.
Oh. My money's on Bling-Bling this time. He's the meanest.
He cheats, and his suit has an invincibility shield.
Fire!
-Oh, look at that!
Why, I am still at 100% health.
Wait, you're cheating again?
Uh, doy!
Look, um, about what happened with--
I'm not talking to you!
-Well, whaddya know?
It's my sweet, sweet Susan.
Quick, get behind me.
Ha-ha, right!
Cos you would never blast the love of your life.
Wow, that was mean.
Right?
Hmm…
Yeah? No?
I'm telling you, this is a weapon.
Oh, no. I lost my weapon stick!
For what it's worth, I'm not proud of myself today.
That leaves only my number-one nemesis and his dog.
What?
You again?!
Now, would you please tuck into your stupid shell
and go away?!
-Wait.
Incoming!
No! Turtle!
Johnny, are you OK?
-Yeah, I can't move.
Oh, no. You're at 1%.
-Oh, yes!
Cos that means I will finally defeat Johnny Test!
Think again, Eugene.
Dukey, what are you doing?
You saved me from the pound once.
Now I'm saving you.
Uh, you know it's only a game, right?
Yeah, but I don't want to miss the tasty snacks…!
Yum!
That was very nice, sir.
Yeah, but Bling-Bling's meanness is still gonna win.
Cos again, the suit is unstoppable!
Not anymore.
We can't help but be inspired by all the niceness.
So it's time for us to do the nice thing.
Hey, what the…?
No shield?! What's going on?
Um… this!
I may not have a shield anymore, Johnny Test,
but I still have…
Double Arm Blasters?
Ha! I still win, Johnny Test!
Cos the Life Zone is gonna hit you first,
and you can't move either!
Wait! What? How are you moving?
Not that stupid turtle!
No.
Cos you see, Bling-Bling,
in the end,
nice always beats mean.
Told ya the stick was a weapon.
And Johnny wins!
To the king of Melee Island!
Until next time, that is.