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‪NETFLIX 原創影集

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‪生活緊張刺激、姊姊麻煩無邊
‪杜奇狗狗生活富足

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‪三重分身、變成暴龍
‪登上王位、超級強尼

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‪你永不知道未來發展
‪因為這就是阿尼正傳

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‪劇名：強尼有了新媽媽

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‪我需要妳們幫忙！

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{\an8}‪我可能在學校遇到了點小麻煩

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‪什麼小麻煩？

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{\an8}‪妳們聽過那句話
‪“愛它就讓它自由”嗎？

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{\an8}‪你們自由了，科學實驗室的青蛙！

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{\an8}‪你自由了，馬鈴薯泥！

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{\an8}‪你自由了，褲子！

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‪你解放你的褲子了？

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‪還有我的雙腿
‪現在老師要爸爸或媽媽去學校

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‪在我的操行報告上簽名

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‪但我們要派出爸爸或媽媽機器人

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‪因為妳們愛我

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‪以前他有什麼要求時
‪不是這樣抱我們的

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‪我真的感覺到愛

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‪但我們沒有媽媽和爸爸機器人，強尼

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‪我們有爸媽的自動機！

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‪讚啦！

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‪我們也在為動物園研發大象自動機

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‪這樣真正的大象就可以回歸大自然

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‪那真不錯

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‪強尼想要媽媽機！

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‪好吧，但媽媽自動機要先下載

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‪親師會可能用到的人格特質

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‪友善、凶悍

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‪以及總想跟家人在一起

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‪等等，老師可能很嚴厲
‪所以我們要把凶悍的性格加倍

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‪我被設定來幫忙的

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‪太棒了！

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‪聽著，她簽好你的操行不良報告後

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‪你要馬上回來這裡

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‪真正的爸爸或媽媽
‪在任何情況下都不能看到假媽媽

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‪可是爸爸就在樓下
‪我們要怎麼把她帶出去？

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‪用“分散爸爸注意”按鈕

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‪烤箱起火了！

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‪-拿滅火器！快！
‪-出發！

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‪泰斯特太太
‪謝謝妳來討論強尼的操行報告

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‪很好，我來簽名

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‪等等，妳不看看他有多頑皮就簽名？

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‪強尼有堅強獨立的精神，喜歡青蛙

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‪而且說句實話，有時穿褲子並不舒服

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‪那他扔在我臉上的馬鈴薯泥呢？

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‪他有堅強獨立的精神！

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‪我完全同意

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‪祝妳有美好的一天

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‪天啊！今天很棒，妳也很棒！

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‪但現在大概該帶妳回去了

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‪我被設定來幫忙的

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‪比方說妳可以把杜奇帶出來

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‪再看看妳還能幫我什麼忙？

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‪當然沒問題

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‪讚！

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‪（不是狗狗）

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‪讚！

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‪讚！

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‪你需要去看牙醫嗎？

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‪什麼？妳為什麼這麼說？

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‪你很痛，我是來幫忙的

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‪如果我以後都不必去看牙醫
‪這才是幫了大忙

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‪那要不要再來點冰淇淋？

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‪她太棒了！

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‪天啊，真希望我真正的媽媽更像妳

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‪不論那是哪裡，我希望跟家人一起去

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{\an8}‪好，但那是廣告看板
‪而且我們要走了

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‪因為我得把妳帶回…

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‪你們好！

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‪我忘了打給蘇珊和瑪莉

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‪-妳回家早了
‪-因為她喉嚨痛

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‪如果她不說話只點頭，會很有幫助

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‪我去替我的甜心
‪拿點舒緩喉嚨痛的東西吧

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‪好險啊

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‪快把媽媽自動機帶回實驗室，以免…

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‪各位，我提早回家了！

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‪來！快點把假媽媽藏起來！

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‪藏起來就是幫我的忙

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‪媽！圍巾給我，我一會兒放進衣櫥

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‪好

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‪沒什麼比冰棒更能舒緩喉嚨痛了

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‪-你為什麼要給我冰棒？
‪-強尼說妳喉嚨痛

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‪我是說我喉嚨痛，所以…

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‪強尼，你有蛀牙嗎？

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‪沒有，我絕對不需要去看牙醫

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‪最好是，我要打電話預約

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‪但妳應該在辦公室打，那裡比較安靜

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‪而你應該到樓上打掃我的房間

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‪好

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‪他說如果我們保持安靜
‪就是幫了大忙

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‪所以我幫他保持安靜

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‪現在我想跟家人在一起

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‪且慢！不是我打掃你的房間，是你

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‪沒問題，但如果妳去幫我買冰淇淋
‪就是幫了大忙

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‪快去！

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‪你媽媽要去哪裡？

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‪-我就在這裡
‪-好

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‪我要去躺一躺

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‪爸真好笑，杜奇很累，不是死了
‪該去寫作業了

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‪別擔心，杜奇還沒死
‪但真正的爸爸可能見過假媽媽了

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‪強尼！我們說過…

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‪但他正在躺著，搞不懂狀況
‪我叫她出去買冰淇淋了

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‪你叫媽媽自動機單獨去鎮上？

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‪這很糟糕嗎？

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{\an8}‪漢克主播曼現場報導，豬肚市警方

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{\an8}‪在追捕嫌疑犯
‪還是該說嫌疑媽媽呢？

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‪是很糟糕

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{\an8}‪她說她把錢包放在衣櫥裡

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‪我就說我不能給她冰淇淋

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‪她說：“冰淇淋是給我家人的”
‪然後就搗毀攤車

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‪也許我們不需要把凶悍的性格加倍

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‪妳覺得？

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‪如果有人看到

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{\an8}‪這名極度危險的媽媽，請立刻報警！

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‪現在大家會以為我們真正的媽媽
‪搶劫並搗毀冰淇淋攤位！

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‪我們可以解決這問題

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‪我有堅強獨立的精神，而妳們是天才

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‪對，好的

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‪我們要分散媽媽的注意力
‪別讓她看到新聞

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‪爸爸自動機有內置的家人追蹤軟體

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‪會幫你和杜奇找到媽媽自動機

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‪我是來幫忙的！

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‪太好了！

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‪幫我和狗狗找到媽媽自動機
‪然後把她關掉

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‪好

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‪最後一件事

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‪烤箱又起火了！

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‪-看看有什麼新聞
‪-不！

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‪好，是怎麼回事？

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‪我們應該有母女遊戲時間吧？

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‪因為我們長大得很快

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‪真好，我們要玩什麼？

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‪媽媽的大變身！

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‪我找到媽媽自動機了

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‪她在市中心

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‪-我們好像遲了一步
‪-你不能再跑快點嗎？

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‪我是來幫忙的！

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‪哇！我會改頭換臉

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‪這就對了！

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‪我們去開門！

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‪抱歉打擾了，我們在找這個女人

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‪這陌生人的樣子真可怕

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‪這裡沒有別人，除了…

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‪嗨，警官！有什麼可以幫忙嗎？

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‪沒有

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‪太好了！她在那裡

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‪不好！警察來了！

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‪阻止他，馬上關掉她

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‪抓到了！

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‪-放開她，警官
‪-先生，退後！

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‪我應該發火，但…

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‪你來救我，謝謝

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‪現在我必須關掉妳

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‪但我不想被關掉

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‪我想跟家人在一起

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‪我們大概有麻煩了

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‪強尼，我拿到冰淇淋了

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‪太好了，但我們得趕快離開，以免…

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‪危險媽媽，妳被捕了

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‪如果我消滅他們會有幫助嗎？

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‪不要！

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‪聽我說，有一個
‪讓我為所欲為的媽媽是很棒

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‪但我在被煙火炸到
‪還看了讓我畢生留下陰影的電影後

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‪我明白我要一個
‪按照我的需要行事的媽媽

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‪像是去看牙醫

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‪女士，放下這男孩
‪麻煩妳收起類似手臂的玩意

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‪我真正的媽媽就是這樣

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‪如果我解決不了此事，她可能要坐牢

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‪這樣啊

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‪我是來幫忙的

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‪太好了，帶我們離開這裡

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‪那我呢？

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‪我可以用電腦和大象的立體模型

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‪為你媽媽洗刷所有罪名

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‪我應該可以幫忙

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{\an8}‪漢克主播曼在現場
‪為你們報道峰迴路轉的消息

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‪我們仔細查看後

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‪發現冰淇淋攤位其實是被大象搶劫

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{\an8}‪而不是一位媽媽，是我錯了

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‪讚！真正的媽媽洗脫嫌疑了！

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‪可是媽媽自動機現在怎樣了？

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‪她不能再惹麻煩了

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‪現在她身旁都是她最喜愛的事物

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‪和家人一起住在島上

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‪真是太好了

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‪沒錯

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‪兩個女兒答應
‪之後會把我其餘的身體送過來

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‪（紀念施萊辛格）

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‪字幕翻譯：李恒聰