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[alarm blaring]
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♪ He's action-packed and sister-charged
And Dukey-dogged for living large ♪
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♪ In triple-cloning T-Rexing
Royal throning Johnny X-ing ♪
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♪ You never know what's coming next
Cos it's J-J-J-J-Johnny Test! ♪
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[computer beeps]
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I need your help!
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{\an8}I might've gotten into a teeny tiny
bit of trouble at school.
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{\an8}What sort of teeny tiny trouble?
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{\an8}You know that expression,
"If you love something, set it free"?
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{\an8}[croaks]
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{\an8}Be free, science lab frogs!
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{\an8}[needle scratches record]
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{\an8}Be free, mashed potatoes!
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{\an8}-[potatoes splat]
-[needle scratches record]
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{\an8}Be free, pants!
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You set your pants free?
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And my legs.
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And now Teacherman wants
Mom or Dad to come to school
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and sign a behavioral report,
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but we're gonna send
a Mom or Dad robot instead…
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-[Dukey spits]
-…cos you love me.
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Huh! This isn't like his other hugs
when he wants something.
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I'm actually sensing… affection.
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But we don't have
Mom and Dad-bots, Johnny.
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-[thud]
-We have Mom and Dad automatons!
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[power pulses]
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Yes!
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We're also working on
an elephant-amaton for zoos.
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So real elephants
can go back to the wild.
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Oh, that's nice,
and Johnny want Mommy-thing!
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Fine. But first,
we need to load the personality traits
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Mom-amaton will need
for a parent-teacher meeting.
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Friendliness, fierceness,
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and to always want to be with family.
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Wait. Mr. Teacherman can be harsh,
so let's double up on the fierceness.
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[power surges]
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I am programmed to help.
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Awesome!
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Now, she signs your bad report,
then you come right back here.
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And real Mom or Dad
cannot see fake Mom
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under any circumstances.
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Then how do we get her
out of the house with Dad downstairs?
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With the Dad-distraction button.
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-[explosion]
-[Dad screams] Oven fire!
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[yelps] Get the extinguisher!
Get it!
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[sisters] Go!
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Thanks for coming in to discuss
Johnny's behavior report, Mrs. Test.
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[slams]
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Uh-huh. Great. I'll sign it.
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Wait, you're gonna sign it
without seeing how bad it is?
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Johnny has a strong,
independent spirit, loves frogs,
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and let's face it,
pants can be uncomfortable.
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Well, what about the mashed potatoes
he "freed" on my face?!
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He has a strong, independent spirit!
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And… I couldn't agree more.
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H-Have a great day.
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Oh, man, this is a great day,
and you were great!
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But I guess it's time
to take you back now.
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I am programmed to help.
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Like… you could help me get Dukey,
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and see what other helpful things
you can help me with?
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-[fanfare]
-Of course.
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[upbeat music playing]
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Yes!
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[fireworks whistle]
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[both laugh]
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Yes!
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[both laugh]
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[teeth chatter]
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Yes!
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Ow.
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Oh. Do you need to go to the dentist?
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What? Why would you say that?
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Ow.
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You're in pain, and I am here to help.
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And it would help
if I don't go to the dentist, ever.
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Then how about… more ice cream?
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She's amazing!
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[Johnny] Man, I wish my real mom
was more like you.
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Ow.
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And I wish I could be
wherever that is, with family.
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{\an8}Yeah, but that's a billboard,
and we have to be going cos…
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I gotta get you back to the--
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-Hi, gang!
-Oh!
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I forgot to call Susan and Mary.
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You're home early.
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Because she has a sore throat,
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and it's helpful
for her to nod and not to talk.
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Well, then let me get my sweetheart
something soothing for that sore throat.
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-Phew! OK, that was close.
-[car approaches]
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Now get Mom-amaton up to the lab before…
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Hey, everyone, I'm home early!
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[wails] Quick, hide fake Mom!
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[shudders] It's helpful to hide.
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Hi, Mom! I'll take your scarf
and put it in the closet later.
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OK…
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Nothing like an ice-pop
to cool down that burning throat.
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[making airplane noises]
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-Boop!
-Why are you doing that?
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Johnny said you had a sore throat.
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I meant I have a sore throat.
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So… Mm… Ow.
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Johnny, do you have a cavity?
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No, and I don't need to go
to the dentist ever. Ow.
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Yeah, I'm making an appointment.
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[loud thud in closet]
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But you should do that in the office
where it's quieter,
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and you should go upstairs
and clean my room.
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Oh, um, OK…
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He said it would be helpful
if we stayed quiet,
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so I helped him be very quiet.
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Now, I want to be with family.
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[Dad] Wait a minute!
I don't clean your room, you do!
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Uh, cool, but now it would help
if you go get me more ice cream.
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So… go!
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Now where's your mom going?
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-I'm right here.
-OK…
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I'm gonna go lay down now.
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[awkward laugh] Dad's funny,
and Dukey's tired, not dead.
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Homework time!
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[loud thuds on stairs]
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-[door slams]
-Don't worry, Dukey's not dead,
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but real Dad might've seen fake Mom.
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Johnny! We told you--
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But he's lying down confused,
and I sent her out for ice cream.
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You sent the Mom-amaton
into town by herself?
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Was that bad?
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{\an8}Hank Anchorman here
reporting that the Porkbelly police
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{\an8}are on a manhunt,
or should I say momhunt?
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{\an8}It was bad.
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{\an8}So she said she left her purse
in a closet,
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so then I said
she doesn't get ice cream,
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and then she said, "It's for my family,"
and then bashed my cart.
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Maybe we didn't need
to double up on the fierceness.
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[groggily] Ya think?
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{\an8}If anyone has seen
this extremely dangerous mom,
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{\an8}contact the police immediately!
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[screams] Now people will think
our real mom
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robbed and assaulted
an ice-cream stand!
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We can fix this.
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I have a strong, independent spirit,
and you guys are geniuses.
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Right. OK.
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We'll distract Mom
so she doesn't watch the news…
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[Susan] And Dad-amaton's
internal family tracking software
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will help you and Dukey
find Mom-amaton.
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[power surges]
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I'm here to help!
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Yes!
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Help me and my dog find Mom-amaton
and power her down.
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OK.
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-And one last thing.
-[explosion]
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[Dad screams]
The oven's on fire again!
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[sighs] Let's see what's on the news.
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No!
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OK… Why?
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We should have
mother-daughter playtime?
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Because we grow up so fast.
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Oh, sweet. What should we play?
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Total Mom Makeover!
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I have located Mom-amaton.
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She is downtown.
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[sirens wailing]
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-We might be too late.
-Can you go any faster?
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I'm here to help!
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[Johnny yells]
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[Mom] Wow! I'm gonna look like
a totally different person.
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-That's the idea!
-[doorbell rings]
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We'll get it!
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Sorry to bother you,
but we're looking for this woman.
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That's a scary-looking stranger,
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and no one here except--
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Hi, officers! Can we help you?
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Nope.
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Great! There she is.
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Not great. There that is!
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Stop him and power her down now.
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-Gotcha!
-[whirring]
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-Let her go, Officer-Man.
-Sir, stay back!
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[circus music plays]
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I should be mad, but…
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wheeee!
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You came to save me. Thank you.
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Now I must power you down.
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But I don't want to be powered down.
I want to be with family.
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[crashing]
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We might have a problem.
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[whirring]
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Johnny, I got your ice cream.
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Ow. Yeah, that's great,
but we gotta get outta here before…
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[sirens wailing]
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[tires squeal]
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Dangerous Mom, you are under arrest.
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Would it be helpful if I neutralize them?
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No!
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Look, having a mom let me do
whatever I wanted to do was great,
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but after fireworks blew me up
and a movie scarred me for life,
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I realize I want a mom
who does what I need.
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Like going to the dentist.
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Ow.
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Ma'am, put the boy down,
and please retract those arm things.
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And that's what my real mom does,
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and if I can't fix this,
she might go to jail.
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Oh, I see.
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I am here to help.
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Great, so get us outta here!
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Hey, what about me?
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[grunting]
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And I can clear your mom of all charges
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with a computer
and a 3D model of an elephant.
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I think I can help you with that.
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{\an8}Hank Anchorman here
with a breaking retraction!
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On closer inspection,
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the ice-cream stand was actually
robbed by an elephant,
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{\an8}and not a mom. My bad.
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Yes! Real Mom is off the hook!
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But how do you think
Mom-amaton is doing?
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Well, she can't get in any more trouble.
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And she's with the things she likes most.
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-[Hawaiian music playing]
-[seagulls call]
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It is nice to live on an island,
with family.
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It sure is. [slurping]
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Oh, and the girls promised
to send the rest of me later.
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[theme song playing]
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♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪
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♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪
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♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪
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♪ Test! ♪