1 00:00:28,237 --> 00:00:29,447 I need your help! 2 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:32,575 {\an8}I might've gotten into a teeny tiny bit of trouble at school. 3 00:00:32,658 --> 00:00:35,078 {\an8}What sort of teeny tiny trouble? 4 00:00:35,161 --> 00:00:38,414 {\an8}You know that expression, "If you love something, set it free"? 5 00:00:38,498 --> 00:00:40,166 {\an8} 6 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:42,752 {\an8}Be free, science lab frogs! 7 00:00:43,628 --> 00:00:45,088 {\an8} 8 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:48,883 {\an8}Be free, mashed potatoes! 9 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:51,260 {\an8}- 10 00:00:54,847 --> 00:00:57,099 {\an8}Be free, pants! 11 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:02,480 You set your pants free? 12 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:03,648 And my legs. 13 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:06,526 And now Teacherman wants Mom or Dad to come to school 14 00:01:06,609 --> 00:01:08,111 and sign a behavioral report, 15 00:01:08,194 --> 00:01:11,405 but we're gonna send a Mom or Dad robot instead… 16 00:01:11,489 --> 00:01:14,283 -…cos you love me. 17 00:01:14,367 --> 00:01:18,704 Huh! This isn't like his other hugs when he wants something. 18 00:01:18,788 --> 00:01:21,749 I'm actually sensing… affection. 19 00:01:21,833 --> 00:01:25,086 But we don't have Mom and Dad-bots, Johnny. 20 00:01:25,169 --> 00:01:29,799 -We have Mom and Dad automatons! 21 00:01:32,718 --> 00:01:33,636 Yes! 22 00:01:35,513 --> 00:01:39,725 We're also working on an elephant-amaton for zoos. 23 00:01:39,809 --> 00:01:42,061 So real elephants can go back to the wild. 24 00:01:42,144 --> 00:01:45,147 Oh, that's nice, and Johnny want Mommy-thing! 25 00:01:45,231 --> 00:01:48,860 Fine. But first, we need to load the personality traits 26 00:01:48,943 --> 00:01:51,654 Mom-amaton will need for a parent-teacher meeting. 27 00:01:52,405 --> 00:01:54,907 Friendliness, fierceness, 28 00:01:54,991 --> 00:01:58,786 and to always want to be with family. 29 00:01:58,870 --> 00:02:03,541 Wait. Mr. Teacherman can be harsh, so let's double up on the fierceness. 30 00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:11,966 I am programmed to help. 31 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:13,551 Awesome! 32 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:18,556 Now, she signs your bad report, then you come right back here. 33 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:21,767 And real Mom or Dad cannot see fake Mom 34 00:02:21,851 --> 00:02:23,603 under any circumstances. 35 00:02:23,686 --> 00:02:26,814 Then how do we get her out of the house with Dad downstairs? 36 00:02:26,898 --> 00:02:28,441 With the Dad-distraction button. 37 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:32,778 -Oven fire! 38 00:02:32,862 --> 00:02:34,614 Get the extinguisher! Get it! 39 00:02:34,697 --> 00:02:35,656 Go! 40 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:42,288 Thanks for coming in to discuss Johnny's behavior report, Mrs. Test. 41 00:02:44,248 --> 00:02:46,250 Uh-huh. Great. I'll sign it. 42 00:02:46,334 --> 00:02:49,212 Wait, you're gonna sign it without seeing how bad it is? 43 00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:53,424 Johnny has a strong, independent spirit, loves frogs, 44 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:56,344 and let's face it, pants can be uncomfortable. 45 00:02:56,802 --> 00:03:00,431 Well, what about the mashed potatoes he "freed" on my face?! 46 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:03,392 He has a strong, independent spirit! 47 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:06,979 And… I couldn't agree more. 48 00:03:07,063 --> 00:03:09,690 H-Have a great day. 49 00:03:10,358 --> 00:03:13,861 Oh, man, this is a great day, and you were great! 50 00:03:13,945 --> 00:03:17,156 But I guess it's time to take you back now. 51 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:18,908 I am programmed to help. 52 00:03:18,991 --> 00:03:22,536 Like… you could help me get Dukey, 53 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:25,748 and see what other helpful things you can help me with? 54 00:03:25,831 --> 00:03:27,166 -Of course. 55 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:36,008 Yes! 56 00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:52,400 Yes! 57 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:01,867 Yes! 58 00:04:01,951 --> 00:04:02,910 Ow. 59 00:04:02,994 --> 00:04:05,621 Oh. Do you need to go to the dentist? 60 00:04:05,705 --> 00:04:08,207 What? Why would you say that? 61 00:04:08,291 --> 00:04:09,166 Ow. 62 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:12,044 You're in pain, and I am here to help. 63 00:04:12,128 --> 00:04:15,965 And it would help if I don't go to the dentist, ever. 64 00:04:16,674 --> 00:04:19,010 Then how about… more ice cream? 65 00:04:19,093 --> 00:04:21,137 She's amazing! 66 00:04:22,805 --> 00:04:25,516 Man, I wish my real mom was more like you. 67 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:26,851 Ow. 68 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:30,896 And I wish I could be wherever that is, with family. 69 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:34,567 {\an8}Yeah, but that's a billboard, and we have to be going cos… 70 00:04:35,401 --> 00:04:36,610 I gotta get you back to the-- 71 00:04:36,694 --> 00:04:39,405 -Hi, gang! -Oh! 72 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:41,282 I forgot to call Susan and Mary. 73 00:04:41,365 --> 00:04:42,908 You're home early. 74 00:04:42,992 --> 00:04:44,702 Because she has a sore throat, 75 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:48,414 and it's helpful for her to nod and not to talk. 76 00:04:49,999 --> 00:04:54,086 Well, then let me get my sweetheart something soothing for that sore throat. 77 00:04:54,170 --> 00:04:56,881 -Phew! OK, that was close. 78 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:59,508 Now get Mom-amaton up to the lab before… 79 00:04:59,592 --> 00:05:01,552 Hey, everyone, I'm home early! 80 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,971 Quick, hide fake Mom! 81 00:05:06,307 --> 00:05:08,225 It's helpful to hide. 82 00:05:12,605 --> 00:05:15,941 Hi, Mom! I'll take your scarf and put it in the closet later. 83 00:05:16,025 --> 00:05:17,276 OK… 84 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:21,572 Nothing like an ice-pop to cool down that burning throat. 85 00:05:23,741 --> 00:05:25,576 -Boop! -Why are you doing that? 86 00:05:26,202 --> 00:05:27,912 Johnny said you had a sore throat. 87 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:30,122 I meant I have a sore throat. 88 00:05:30,206 --> 00:05:32,416 So… Mm… Ow. 89 00:05:33,042 --> 00:05:34,919 Johnny, do you have a cavity? 90 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:38,756 No, and I don't need to go to the dentist ever. Ow. 91 00:05:39,382 --> 00:05:41,133 Yeah, I'm making an appointment. 92 00:05:42,635 --> 00:05:45,846 But you should do that in the office where it's quieter, 93 00:05:45,930 --> 00:05:48,849 and you should go upstairs and clean my room. 94 00:05:48,933 --> 00:05:51,560 Oh, um, OK… 95 00:05:55,064 --> 00:05:57,608 He said it would be helpful if we stayed quiet, 96 00:05:57,691 --> 00:06:00,569 so I helped him be very quiet. 97 00:06:01,737 --> 00:06:04,573 Now, I want to be with family. 98 00:06:04,657 --> 00:06:07,827 Wait a minute! I don't clean your room, you do! 99 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:12,414 Uh, cool, but now it would help if you go get me more ice cream. 100 00:06:12,498 --> 00:06:13,791 So… go! 101 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:16,127 Now where's your mom going? 102 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:18,671 -I'm right here. -OK… 103 00:06:18,754 --> 00:06:20,673 I'm gonna go lay down now. 104 00:06:20,756 --> 00:06:23,551 Dad's funny, and Dukey's tired, not dead. 105 00:06:23,634 --> 00:06:24,552 Homework time! 106 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:30,349 -Don't worry, Dukey's not dead, 107 00:06:30,432 --> 00:06:33,394 but real Dad might've seen fake Mom. 108 00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:34,937 Johnny! We told you-- 109 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:38,440 But he's lying down confused, and I sent her out for ice cream. 110 00:06:38,524 --> 00:06:42,319 You sent the Mom-amaton into town by herself? 111 00:06:42,403 --> 00:06:43,696 Was that bad? 112 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:47,741 {\an8}Hank Anchorman here reporting that the Porkbelly police 113 00:06:47,825 --> 00:06:51,704 {\an8}are on a manhunt, or should I say momhunt? 114 00:06:51,787 --> 00:06:54,206 {\an8}It was bad. 115 00:06:54,290 --> 00:06:56,584 {\an8}So she said she left her purse in a closet, 116 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:58,586 so then I said she doesn't get ice cream, 117 00:06:58,669 --> 00:07:01,630 and then she said, "It's for my family," and then bashed my cart. 118 00:07:01,714 --> 00:07:04,967 Maybe we didn't need to double up on the fierceness. 119 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:06,594 Ya think? 120 00:07:06,677 --> 00:07:09,471 {\an8}If anyone has seen this extremely dangerous mom, 121 00:07:09,555 --> 00:07:11,098 {\an8}contact the police immediately! 122 00:07:11,182 --> 00:07:13,726 Now people will think our real mom 123 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:16,270 robbed and assaulted an ice-cream stand! 124 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:17,646 We can fix this. 125 00:07:17,730 --> 00:07:21,817 I have a strong, independent spirit, and you guys are geniuses. 126 00:07:21,901 --> 00:07:22,860 Right. OK. 127 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:25,571 We'll distract Mom so she doesn't watch the news… 128 00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:29,450 And Dad-amaton's internal family tracking software 129 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:32,703 will help you and Dukey find Mom-amaton. 130 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:36,874 I'm here to help! 131 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:38,209 Yes! 132 00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:41,545 Help me and my dog find Mom-amaton and power her down. 133 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:43,422 OK. 134 00:07:43,506 --> 00:07:45,966 -And one last thing. 135 00:07:46,050 --> 00:07:49,220 The oven's on fire again! 136 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:51,889 Let's see what's on the news. 137 00:07:52,431 --> 00:07:54,016 No! 138 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:56,185 OK… Why? 139 00:07:56,268 --> 00:07:58,604 We should have mother-daughter playtime? 140 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:01,607 Because we grow up so fast. 141 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:04,777 Oh, sweet. What should we play? 142 00:08:05,319 --> 00:08:06,862 Total Mom Makeover! 143 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:09,490 I have located Mom-amaton. 144 00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:11,116 She is downtown. 145 00:08:12,785 --> 00:08:15,538 -We might be too late. -Can you go any faster? 146 00:08:15,621 --> 00:08:17,289 I'm here to help! 147 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:23,420 Wow! I'm gonna look like a totally different person. 148 00:08:23,504 --> 00:08:25,965 -That's the idea! 149 00:08:26,048 --> 00:08:27,132 We'll get it! 150 00:08:28,384 --> 00:08:32,930 Sorry to bother you, but we're looking for this woman. 151 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:36,392 That's a scary-looking stranger, 152 00:08:36,475 --> 00:08:37,977 and no one here except-- 153 00:08:38,060 --> 00:08:40,688 Hi, officers! Can we help you? 154 00:08:41,647 --> 00:08:43,232 Nope. 155 00:08:48,988 --> 00:08:51,115 Great! There she is. 156 00:08:52,491 --> 00:08:54,201 Not great. There that is! 157 00:08:54,285 --> 00:08:57,496 Stop him and power her down now. 158 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:02,251 -Gotcha! 159 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:05,546 -Let her go, Officer-Man. -Sir, stay back! 160 00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:12,553 I should be mad, but… 161 00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:14,680 wheeee! 162 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:18,767 You came to save me. Thank you. 163 00:09:18,851 --> 00:09:20,728 Now I must power you down. 164 00:09:20,811 --> 00:09:25,691 But I don't want to be powered down. I want to be with family. 165 00:09:30,696 --> 00:09:32,448 We might have a problem. 166 00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:36,201 Johnny, I got your ice cream. 167 00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:40,205 Ow. Yeah, that's great, but we gotta get outta here before… 168 00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:46,420 Dangerous Mom, you are under arrest. 169 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:49,465 Would it be helpful if I neutralize them? 170 00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:51,842 No! 171 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:55,679 Look, having a mom let me do whatever I wanted to do was great, 172 00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:59,224 but after fireworks blew me up and a movie scarred me for life, 173 00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:02,478 I realize I want a mom who does what I need. 174 00:10:02,561 --> 00:10:04,730 Like going to the dentist. 175 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:05,814 Ow. 176 00:10:06,607 --> 00:10:11,904 Ma'am, put the boy down, and please retract those arm things. 177 00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:14,365 And that's what my real mom does, 178 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:17,785 and if I can't fix this, she might go to jail. 179 00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:20,037 Oh, I see. 180 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,830 I am here to help. 181 00:10:21,914 --> 00:10:23,707 Great, so get us outta here! 182 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:29,129 Hey, what about me? 183 00:10:33,092 --> 00:10:36,095 And I can clear your mom of all charges 184 00:10:36,178 --> 00:10:39,223 with a computer and a 3D model of an elephant. 185 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:41,141 I think I can help you with that. 186 00:10:42,059 --> 00:10:45,896 {\an8}Hank Anchorman here with a breaking retraction! 187 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,731 On closer inspection, 188 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:51,402 the ice-cream stand was actually robbed by an elephant, 189 00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:54,405 {\an8}and not a mom. My bad. 190 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:57,157 Yes! Real Mom is off the hook! 191 00:10:57,241 --> 00:11:00,536 But how do you think Mom-amaton is doing? 192 00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:03,163 Well, she can't get in any more trouble. 193 00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:06,333 And she's with the things she likes most. 194 00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:12,631 It is nice to live on an island, with family. 195 00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:15,926 It sure is. 196 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:19,847 Oh, and the girls promised to send the rest of me later.