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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎-你好
‎-妳好

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‎我有預購火雞

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‎好

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‎名字是芭莉絲

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‎這隻怎麼樣？

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‎太超過

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‎天啊！這個…

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‎（禽鳥肉）

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‎不行！

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‎新鮮味美又多汁

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‎討厭啦！

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‎新鮮味美又多汁

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‎我要吐了

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‎我喜歡做菜

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‎但我不是專業廚師
‎我也沒有刻意去學

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‎我有幾道拿手菜

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‎超炫活墨西哥餅、果凍酒、千層麵

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‎但是我想多學幾樣

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‎增加我會的菜色

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‎我發現全新的食譜

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‎想邀請好友過來品嚐一下

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‎我們能創造魔力美食嗎？

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‎真相要揭曉啦！

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‎幫我集氣吧

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‎-好耶！天啊
‎-好耶！

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‎沒什麼不可能的事

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‎我喜歡聖誕節長假

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‎我每次都是跟家人一起過

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‎我們會送禮，買大樹

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‎還有傳統的烤火雞大餐

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‎但我自己就要成家了

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‎所以必須學會做過節時吃的火雞

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‎但是生的火雞太噁心了

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‎有雞皮，還有肋骨…

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‎超…噁…心！

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‎我從來沒碰過生的火雞，更別說料理

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‎我今年要挑戰自己

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‎克服心魔，從頭開始料理整隻生火雞

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‎畢竟老娘已經是成年女性了

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‎但是我並不打算自己一個人吃

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‎所以我的聖誕大餐要請來

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‎超級風趣美麗的
‎YouTube巨星麗麗龐斯

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‎讓她在烹飪期間一路逗我笑

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‎因為火雞太傳統了，我又天生叛逆

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‎所以其他餐點要盡情發揮

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‎我們要做我的拿手菜
‎乳酪下很重的乳酪通心麵

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‎因為我保證這道菜簡單又美味

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‎聖誕佳節最重要的就是裝飾

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‎我很喜歡閃亮的東西

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‎所以我們要用訂做的裝飾
‎讓簡單的甜餅乾更高級

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‎我訂了幾道小菜

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‎還要跟麗麗的工作人員歡慶佳節

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‎唐恩凱普和亞當瓦希

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‎裝飾主題是歡樂的彩虹樂園

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‎我已經寫好清單，檢查過兩次

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‎忘掉自己的恐懼，今年一定要好過

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‎劇名：與麗麗·龐斯的
‎“克服恐懼”節日大餐

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‎我根本拿不起來

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‎這隻火雞好重

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‎天啊，雞翅！

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‎搞屁啊？

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‎幹，這什麼鬼？

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‎火雞有老二嗎？

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‎這是什麼？

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‎幹，好想吐

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‎如何用鹽水滷火雞

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‎這個步驟很耗工，前一天就要開始

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‎我小學唸書時甚至拒絕解剖青蛙

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‎忘了那堂叫什麼課

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‎現在烤火雞更恐怖

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‎裡面有一個袋子

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‎現在呢？

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‎“清洗火雞”

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‎洗澡囉

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‎熱水澡

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‎“將火雞的水分拍乾”

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‎（請做好心理準備）

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‎天啊！

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‎我連看都不敢看

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‎“鹽水抹遍火雞全身

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‎將醃料抹到皮下和體內”

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‎（如果是乾醃法，請混合
‎鹽、砂糖、黑胡椒粉）

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‎（大蒜粉；乾燥的百里香、牛至草
‎鼠尾草、迷迭香、辣椒）

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‎（鹽水醃漬能增添火雞香味並保濕）

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‎（將鹽滷混合香料抹到火雞身上）

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‎好像在按摩全身毛的噁心大胖子

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‎“火雞不加蓋，放冰箱冷藏”

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‎你不好吃就死定了

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‎（15小時後）

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‎真的讓整個冰箱都是那個味道

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‎-妳第一次烤火雞嗎？
‎-對

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‎火雞填餡料法

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‎你需要的東西有

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‎（葡萄酒、生火雞）

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‎這樣就夠了

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‎只是不含心理治療

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‎“在體內塞洋蔥、檸檬、蘋果…”

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‎-全部？
‎-大概吧

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‎裡面全部塞得下？

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‎太扯了

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‎到底誰發明往火雞的屁股裡

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‎塞水果和蔬菜的？

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‎那傢伙一定是大變態

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‎天啊！

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‎我超怕上下顛倒的脖子

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‎-小芭！
‎-這下可好，牠要爆了

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‎好，牠要皮開肉綻了

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‎不行！

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‎“將室溫奶油塗抹火雞全身和皮下”

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‎-我要用噴罐來噴
‎-皮膚！

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‎好醜

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‎好討厭

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‎好滑，炫活喔

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‎這傢伙全身都是奶油

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‎-好，葡萄酒
‎-葡萄酒…

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‎“1.5杯葡萄酒”

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‎不知道是多少

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‎妳倒了整瓶！

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‎醉死你

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‎（想讓火雞“喝醉”就倒整瓶）

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‎好，喝醉的火雞進烤箱

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‎好重

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‎天啊！

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‎小心點！

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‎小心

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‎好耶！

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‎要乖喔

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‎-嗨！
‎-天啊！

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‎這棵樹好漂亮！

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‎你們好！

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‎準備穿衣服迎接聖誕嗎？

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‎炫活頓，過來！

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‎-大家好
‎-嗨，芭莉絲！

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‎好漂亮

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‎-近況怎麼樣？
‎-我喜歡，很好

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‎餐廳下雪囉

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‎好可愛

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‎你變成馴鹿了！

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‎牠好可愛！

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‎對！可愛！

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‎炫活頓，你要紅了！

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‎三、二…

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‎-很好
‎-讚

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‎好了

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‎開始打掃

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‎小芭，妳倒好多清潔劑！

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‎因為有很多狗

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‎搞定

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‎哇！這是大都會博物館慈善晚宴嗎？

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‎沒錯

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‎太美了！

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‎這…連狗都有一套？

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‎-妳好漂…
‎-聖誕節嘛，我當然要盛裝打扮

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‎-可是我沒有！
‎-妳是禮物

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‎妳這樣穿又辣又高雅

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‎這是妳家？

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‎對，妳到過這個家嗎？
‎妳去過我其他…

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‎我去過其他的家

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‎-炫活頓豪宅
‎-對！

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‎麗麗龐斯在YouTube界超紅

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‎影片點閱率都是好幾百萬

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‎她是非常爆笑的網紅
‎演員、歌手，也是我的朋友

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‎等等，我們怎麼認識的？

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‎我在回想，好像…

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‎我知道了
‎我跟貝拉索恩在一起，妳過來…

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‎我說：“天啊！她是芭莉絲？”

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‎當然是啊！

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‎大家都說：“天啊，是芭莉絲！”

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‎妳來打招呼，我心想：“她人超好

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‎好想再看到她”，結果當然

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‎妳在疫情爆發前辦了超讚的趴…

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‎我上次去跑趴時真的去租戲服

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‎-對，那件超棒的
‎-我扮成黑魔女

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‎我甚至在經過她時

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‎隨口說：“我也來了”…

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‎跟麗麗龐斯一起下廚

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‎今天要做什麼？

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‎我們要做聖誕大餐

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‎我有買小菜，現在要做乳酪通心麵

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‎然後烤火雞

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‎真的嗎？妳要叫我做

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‎廚房裡最難做的一道菜

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‎沒錯

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‎準備工作都好了
‎妳只要負責吐跟撐死就好

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‎好…

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‎火雞現在要焦黃了

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‎所以我們也要做餅乾？

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‎我昨天做了這些，今天要裝飾

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‎-天啊！
‎-可愛吧？

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‎-超可愛的，我們看看火雞
‎-看看這個賤貨

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‎怎麼檢查烤火雞好了沒

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‎-“好了時，插入火雞大腿的溫度計…
‎-好

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‎…會顯示攝氏74度”

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‎-好
‎-好

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‎好

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‎哇！

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‎-好漂亮
‎-好高興，我什麼都不必做…

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‎都完成了！

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‎-大腿…
‎-那個應該是大腿

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‎-這個？
‎-對，那個是大腿

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‎-好噁
‎-要放著還是太久會融化？

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‎喔，攝氏72度

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‎因為裡面沒有熟

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‎-好，代表要久一點
‎-對

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‎可別害唐恩和亞當食物中毒死掉

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‎但我們會害死他們，我會

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‎麻煩幫我弄一下裙擺

210
00:10:55,114 --> 00:10:56,198
‎幫我弄整齊好嗎？

211
00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:57,950
‎炫活

212
00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:01,620
‎如果我的狗在裙擺上尿尿，我會發飆

213
00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:04,998
‎妳喜歡小孩嗎？妳想生嗎？

214
00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:06,667
‎要，我明年想生雙胞胎

215
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,253
‎-等一下！妳可以訂做？
‎-對！

216
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,754
‎-那是…
‎-我做了試管嬰兒

217
00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:12,464
‎所以妳可以挑性別…

218
00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:15,551
‎然後可以…我不希望小孩有我的鼻子

219
00:11:15,634 --> 00:11:17,678
‎-什麼？
‎-對，我的鼻子是假的

220
00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:19,763
‎-真的？
‎-對，我有隆鼻

221
00:11:20,264 --> 00:11:21,974
‎做得真好

222
00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:24,017
‎對，但我不要小孩有我的鼻子

223
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,270
‎看看還要做什麼

224
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:27,438
‎“做乳酪通心麵”

225
00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:29,440
‎-“煮…”
‎-芭莉絲食譜

226
00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:30,816
‎-好，真棒
‎-我去拿

227
00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:32,151
‎我知道怎麼做

228
00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:35,571
‎乳酪下重本的乳酪通心麵簡易做法

229
00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:37,740
‎朋友一定喜歡這個大眾口味

230
00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:39,199
‎我朋友都喜歡

231
00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:40,617
‎哇，這…

232
00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:42,703
‎哇！

233
00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:44,371
‎-這個
‎-莫札瑞拉乳酪

234
00:11:44,455 --> 00:11:46,081
‎所以妳都做完…

235
00:11:46,165 --> 00:11:48,041
‎哇！她…

236
00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:53,172
‎-好
‎-好，那麼…

237
00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:54,465
‎我忘了怎麼做了

238
00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:56,508
‎“一、煮開水，二、把水瀝乾”

239
00:11:56,592 --> 00:11:59,303
‎-全部加下去
‎-這是芭莉絲的食譜？

240
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,305
‎各位，這是芭莉絲的食譜

241
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,057
‎對，我的基本上就是那樣

242
00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:06,560
‎-全部丟下去
‎-全部的食材

243
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:09,062
‎-所以我們必須煮熱水吧？
‎-對

244
00:12:10,272 --> 00:12:11,106
‎哇！

245
00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:13,609
‎這樣，然後灑鹽

246
00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,654
‎這種鹽怎麼亮亮的？

247
00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:19,531
‎因為這是會發亮的鹽

248
00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:22,951
‎每個細節都很完美！

249
00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:25,329
‎這種鹽根本就是鑽石！

250
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,455
‎拜託！

251
00:12:27,039 --> 00:12:27,873
‎這是我的風格

252
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:29,333
‎（通心麵滾煮七、八分鐘）

253
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:33,086
‎（倒入4湯匙無鹽奶油）

254
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,090
‎奶油進展得怎麼樣？

255
00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,634
‎很好！只是…

256
00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:40,886
‎毀了妳的指甲？

257
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,056
‎我第一次戴假指甲！

258
00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:46,767
‎再加一點點就好了

259
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:47,935
‎接下來呢？

260
00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:52,105
‎一半…1/4，是這樣嗎？

261
00:12:52,189 --> 00:12:53,774
‎妳看那個小東西

262
00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:56,068
‎-喔，好小
‎-一定要那樣

263
00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:58,111
‎-幹嘛那麼小？
‎-我不知道

264
00:12:58,195 --> 00:13:00,197
‎搞不懂，要改嗎？

265
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,406
‎可能吧

266
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,242
‎一…好了

267
00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:05,536
‎-到了！好，就這樣吧
‎-我喜歡牛奶

268
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:07,287
‎還要做什麼？

269
00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:09,665
‎-還要放乳酪吧？
‎-對

270
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,793
‎-全放？
‎-全放

271
00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,461
‎這個，那個，這個

272
00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,339
‎妳要全部放？

273
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:18,340
‎對

274
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:20,968
‎哇！

275
00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:23,387
‎全部，全部？

276
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:24,847
‎對

277
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,642
‎這樣大概有15種乳酪吧！

278
00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:29,893
‎乳酪超棒的

279
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:35,816
‎-我超強的
‎-妳平常聖誕節吃什麼？

280
00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:39,611
‎看情形，我聖誕節都在波多黎各
‎所以就是豬肉…

281
00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:41,697
‎-他們真的在我家殺豬
‎-豬肉？

282
00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:42,865
‎-豬？
‎-豬

283
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,117
‎我知道…我不行！

284
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,910
‎我養過叫還豬格格的豬

285
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:49,705
‎所以我從此不吃豬肉，因為我很愛牠

286
00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:52,916
‎要看妳想吃什麼
‎我通常都說：“我不要那隻豬”

287
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:53,876
‎真隨機

288
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:56,587
‎所以我奶奶幫我做義大利餛飩

289
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:59,172
‎-等一下，過多久了？
‎-靠！

290
00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:04,344
‎-天啊，妳時間抓真準！
‎-剛好到！

291
00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:05,429
‎-好
‎-妳是靈媒

292
00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:08,765
‎小心點，很燙

293
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:10,267
‎真的

294
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,311
‎好，我覺得已經好了

295
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:18,567
‎對！

296
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:20,277
‎然後放那個對吧？

297
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,486
‎卡住了

298
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:25,324
‎-撐開
‎-天…

299
00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:26,617
‎打開陰道

300
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:29,870
‎一、二、三…

301
00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:35,167
‎哇，成功了！

302
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:38,003
‎-對
‎-說真的，我本來沒信心的

303
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:41,298
‎我們要相信有志者事竟成

304
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,385
‎天啊！好讚喔

305
00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:47,763
‎-真的超好吃的
‎-超猛啊

306
00:14:51,183 --> 00:14:52,309
‎-好
‎-哇！

307
00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:54,686
‎天啊，乳酪味好重

308
00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:56,063
‎乳酪味好重！

309
00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:57,022
‎我好愛！

310
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,691
‎我沒吃過這麼好吃的乳酪通心麵

311
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,236
‎-我去拿樣東西
‎-拿什麼？

312
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,948
‎這樣太無聊了，一定要炫

313
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:09,993
‎好可愛

314
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:10,994
‎香奈兒

315
00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:13,872
‎妳看！好像蛋糕喔

316
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,666
‎真的耶

317
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:17,334
‎還有古馳

318
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,127
‎太猛了

319
00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:21,213
‎-就要這樣做
‎-哇！

320
00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:24,716
‎乳酪通心麵！

321
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,969
‎（簡易乳酪通心麵）

322
00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:29,304
‎妳要幫小孩取什麼名字？

323
00:15:29,388 --> 00:15:34,351
‎女生要叫倫敦瑪麗蓮希爾頓林恩

324
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,436
‎哇，好，我喜歡，倫敦

325
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,438
‎對，叫倫敦是因為倫敦、巴黎

326
00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:39,815
‎男生的話

327
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:43,443
‎我還沒想到男生名字要用哪個城市

328
00:15:43,527 --> 00:15:46,113
‎-丹佛？
‎-丹佛？

329
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:48,782
‎丹佛，我還沒想過這個

330
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:51,910
‎我有考慮伊比薩、維加斯
‎都是我最喜歡的城市

331
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:55,372
‎但如果我的小孩叫伊比薩
‎他一定會成天跑趴

332
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,708
‎-里約呢？巴西城市
‎-挺可愛的

333
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,126
‎妳真的挺會的！

334
00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:01,753
‎-我想到別的就會跟妳講
‎-謝了，妹子

335
00:16:01,837 --> 00:16:03,797
‎-看看我們的炫活火雞吧
‎-好

336
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,507
‎是炫活還是燒焦

337
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:06,675
‎還是要埋起來？

338
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,470
‎溫度計呢？

339
00:16:10,554 --> 00:16:12,347
‎-插這個…
‎-一定好了吧？

340
00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:13,390
‎…臭雞巴

341
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:17,185
‎好，開始吧

342
00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:18,854
‎一、二、三，插下去

343
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,649
‎76度…靠

344
00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:24,609
‎好，可以拿出來了吧？

345
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:25,652
‎對

346
00:16:25,736 --> 00:16:27,446
‎連隔熱手套都是紅的

347
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:28,447
‎那當然

348
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,074
‎真他媽的重

349
00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:32,909
‎好棒！

350
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:34,578
‎-顏色太漂亮了
‎-我知道

351
00:16:35,287 --> 00:16:37,914
‎-哇！
‎-好，噴一點油

352
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:40,625
‎這個…

353
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:43,253
‎太完美了，那些男生一定很佩服

354
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,588
‎天啊，我知道！

355
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,339
‎（靜置半小時）

356
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:49,092
‎-好棒，芭莉絲
‎-乳酪

357
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,636
‎哇，妳真的很愛乳酪

358
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:56,641
‎-我愛吃對身體不好的東西
‎-我也是

359
00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:58,268
‎喔！這是什麼？

360
00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:02,397
‎-戒指…
‎-但是是結婚戒指！

361
00:17:02,481 --> 00:17:03,440
‎對

362
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,110
‎-炫活
‎-天啊！

363
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,321
‎妳結婚時，天啊

364
00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:12,282
‎我一定要去外面搭帳棚！

365
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,535
‎-我需要妳在場
‎-我會去那邊哭

366
00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:16,453
‎好！

367
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,499
‎如何裝飾高級客製化餅乾

368
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,668
‎這些都是從農民市場買的，超可愛！

369
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:27,297
‎好，現在絕對可以放鬆、聊天了

370
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,465
‎真好玩

371
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,426
‎對呀，輕鬆又自在

372
00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:33,512
‎妳今年要跟誰一起過聖誕節？

373
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,430
‎跟我男朋友和他家人

374
00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:37,432
‎-這是我們第二次一起過聖誕
‎-什麼？

375
00:17:37,516 --> 00:17:39,935
‎對，我們去蒙大拿州，也很棒

376
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,521
‎-我們去滑雪
‎-我沒去過，妳喜歡滑雪還是…

377
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:44,523
‎-對，我好愛
‎-哇！

378
00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:46,316
‎我以前打冰上曲棍球…

379
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,567
‎-什麼？
‎-我很像男生

380
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:49,528
‎很多人都不知道

381
00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:52,405
‎所以妳真的喜歡…妳喜歡運動

382
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:56,618
‎我喜歡冰上曲棍球、高空跳傘、滑雪

383
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:58,328
‎水上摩托車、滑水

384
00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,454
‎我很喜歡

385
00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:02,082
‎我要拿銼刀把白痴假指甲銼掉

386
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,794
‎對，妳今天沒帶做菜用的指甲

387
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,838
‎沒有，因為我想上鏡頭

388
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,047
‎我懂

389
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:12,509
‎我還在弄第一個，妳已經第四個了

390
00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:16,471
‎可愛！

391
00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:20,934
‎（去除多餘亮粉）

392
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,145
‎-太爛了！
‎-不會，很可愛

393
00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:25,105
‎我不喜歡，超醜的

394
00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:26,731
‎不會，很可愛，我愛紫色

395
00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:30,694
‎天啊！妳的鼻子上都是亮粉

396
00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:32,779
‎而且…好

397
00:18:32,863 --> 00:18:34,573
‎喔！對耶！

398
00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:39,077
‎（用亮粉要小心）

399
00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:44,124
‎艾提安，幫忙一下

400
00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:45,167
‎對啊

401
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:48,295
‎好！太厲害了

402
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,965
‎她看我的表情就像：“喔…”

403
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,389
‎-媽的超有型
‎-對吧？好想吃！

404
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:02,017
‎天啊，這真是太可愛了！

405
00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:04,436
‎太棒了！

406
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:05,979
‎好可愛

407
00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:10,483
‎好，開始弄火雞吧

408
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:11,401
‎天啊！

409
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:15,697
‎哇！好漂亮！

410
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:16,990
‎真的

411
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:17,908
‎插下去

412
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,622
‎插…用力一點，天啊！

413
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,415
‎-哇！
‎-哇！

414
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,378
‎-我覺得要讓火雞更可愛一點
‎-對

415
00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:32,339
‎這就像名牌火雞？

416
00:19:32,923 --> 00:19:34,966
‎我覺得每隻火雞都應該這樣

417
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:36,843
‎可愛

418
00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:39,512
‎灑下去！

419
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:42,474
‎哇！天啊！

420
00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:44,309
‎可愛，還有呢？

421
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,270
‎-聖誕節氣氛
‎-超有氣氛

422
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,522
‎希望有蠟燭

423
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:51,858
‎天啊，我有仙女棒！

424
00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:52,984
‎-真的？
‎-對

425
00:19:53,068 --> 00:19:54,444
‎-天啊，在哪裡？
‎-好！

426
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:01,910
‎-就算牠死了…
‎-也死於安樂

427
00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:03,370
‎…也有價值，牠在跑趴

428
00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:06,331
‎可愛

429
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,459
‎我們應該把名字寫在上面

430
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,045
‎炫活！

431
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,673
‎好想趕快讓他們看到

432
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:17,300
‎（跑趴的名牌火雞）

433
00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:19,761
‎-他們來了嗎？
‎-對

434
00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:24,975
‎-你們好！
‎-大家好

435
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:25,892
‎你們好

436
00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:27,143
‎-你們好
‎-妳們好

437
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,770
‎-妳好
‎-寶貝

438
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,815
‎-我們在路上就聞到了！
‎-超香的

439
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,317
‎-妳的臉怎麼了？
‎-搞屁啊？

440
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:47,247
‎佳節愉快！

441
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:49,332
‎-要開動了嗎？
‎-超光榮的

442
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:52,877
‎-超光榮的，我們做了乳酪通心麵
‎-超讚的

443
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:54,754
‎-看起來真棒
‎-那是古馳乳酪通心麵？

444
00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:56,715
‎-對
‎-每個地方都賣光了

445
00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:58,091
‎每個地方都賣光了

446
00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:00,719
‎超狂的！這些是仙女棒嗎？

447
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:02,137
‎-好，點火吧
‎-對

448
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:04,597
‎這樣好像在邁阿密的夜店

449
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,225
‎-天啊！
‎-太漂亮了！

450
00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:08,893
‎-太漂亮了！
‎-超美的！

451
00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:11,104
‎太漂亮了！

452
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,023
‎-對啊！
‎-真不可思議

453
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,149
‎根本就是轟趴！

454
00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:16,026
‎天啊，我好高興，好耶！

455
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:19,404
‎-好想吃！我超餓的
‎-你想切嗎？

456
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:20,697
‎-好，我們可以…
‎-妳切…

457
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:21,948
‎我不知道怎麼切…

458
00:21:22,032 --> 00:21:23,950
‎-我來切
‎-好，你動手

459
00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:24,868
‎天啊！

460
00:21:26,244 --> 00:21:27,078
‎我要這一塊

461
00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:28,246
‎拿吧

462
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,874
‎靠！把仙女棒拿掉

463
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,667
‎你在旁邊挖洞嗎？

464
00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:36,504
‎-你切過嗎？
‎-我切過火雞，對

465
00:21:36,588 --> 00:21:40,425
‎-數位助理，怎麼切火雞？
‎-可是這個…亮粉搞得…

466
00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:43,386
‎-哇！好…
‎-天啊！

467
00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:45,055
‎好了

468
00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:47,223
‎妳要第一塊嗎？

469
00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:50,226
‎-謝謝！
‎-這是火雞最好吃的地方

470
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:51,144
‎-對！
‎-拿吧！

471
00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:53,855
‎麗麗剛剛搶了一整根雞腿

472
00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:57,067
‎-我喜歡
‎-大家慢用

473
00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:58,818
‎我們要禱告嗎？

474
00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:00,320
‎請讓這道晚餐好吃

475
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:02,405
‎超愛的

476
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,283
‎-阿們
‎-阿們

477
00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:06,534
‎阿們

478
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:10,497
‎-哇，妳真的很會耶
‎-對啊！

479
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:12,248
‎我要吃吃看乳酪通心麵

480
00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:14,167
‎對，讓我幫你們

481
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:16,544
‎這個比調理包好吃多了

482
00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:17,587
‎好吃多了

483
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:20,256
‎我們放了莫札瑞拉和帕瑪森…

484
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:21,174
‎全都放了！

485
00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:22,926
‎每種你知道的乳酪都有

486
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:26,388
‎我第一次吃過不會柴的火雞

487
00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:28,598
‎天啊，妳把整根雞腿都吃了？

488
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,016
‎亞當，你應該吃吃看

489
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:31,101
‎好耶！

490
00:22:31,184 --> 00:22:32,060
‎炫活

491
00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:36,064
‎大家乾杯！

492
00:22:36,147 --> 00:22:37,315
‎-乾杯！
‎-乾杯！

493
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:39,150
‎-乾杯！
‎-好！乾杯！

494
00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:41,194
‎謝謝各位光臨

495
00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:45,990
‎我今年克服對生火雞的恐懼

496
00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:48,451
‎你必須自己動手

497
00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:53,164
‎結果我煮的東西突然不那麼可怕了

498
00:22:53,248 --> 00:22:56,751
‎我掉了幾片餅乾，可是…很好吃

499
00:22:58,336 --> 00:23:01,423
‎所以一定要打造自己喜歡的過節方式

500
00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:06,594
‎什麼？你們以為我會在歡樂時跑掉？

501
00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:09,848
‎-大家好
‎-太厲害了

502
00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:11,933
‎-你們看！
‎-這些是真狗嗎？

503
00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:12,851
‎對

504
00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:16,020
‎嗨！你好

505
00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:18,231
‎天啊，我覺得牠想吃火雞

506
00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:19,357
‎可能喔

507
00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:20,608
‎你們看這隻！

508
00:23:22,193 --> 00:23:23,778
‎我在餐廳幹得太好了

509
00:23:27,824 --> 00:23:29,117
‎大口吃吧！

510
00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:07,238
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