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‎（农夫市场）

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‎NETFLIX 剧集

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‎-你好
‎-你好

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‎我预购了一只火鸡

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‎好的

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‎预定人是帕丽斯

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‎这只怎么样？

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‎太难了

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‎天啊 你们看看

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‎（禽鸟类）

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‎不要！

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‎鲜嫩多汁

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‎讨厌！

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‎救命啊！

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‎鲜嫩多汁

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‎我要吐了

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‎我热爱下厨

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‎却不是专业厨师
‎也不想成为专业厨师

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‎我有几道拿手好菜

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‎例如逆天墨西哥玉米饼
‎果冻酒和意大利千层面

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‎但我想搞点花样

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‎增加我的菜色

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‎我发掘了一些新食谱

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‎想邀请好友过来品尝

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‎我能创造出充满神奇魅力的料理吗？

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‎真相即将出炉

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‎为我加油吧

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‎-太好了
‎-天啊

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‎没什么是做不到的

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‎我喜欢圣诞季

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‎圣诞季我都是跟家人一起过

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‎家里有很多礼物和圣诞树

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‎还有传统烤火鸡

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‎我快要成家了

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‎因此有必要学习怎么做圣诞火鸡

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‎只是生火鸡让我觉得恶心

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‎皮骨俱全

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‎真恶心

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‎我从没碰过生火鸡
‎更遑论做火鸡料理

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‎今年 我决定挑战自己

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‎克服恐惧 亲手烤全火鸡

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‎像个成年女子该有的样子

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‎但我不打算自己吃

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‎因此这顿圣诞晚餐 我邀请到了

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‎超搞笑和超有魅力的
‎YouTube超级巨星丽丽旁斯

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‎让我边笑边做菜

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‎但由于烤火鸡传统到不行
‎而我骨子里却是叛逆不羁的人

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‎因此其他料理都随我心意去做

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‎我们会做我的拿手好菜奶酪通心粉

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‎相信我 这道料理既简单又好吃

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‎圣诞季绝对少不了装饰品

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‎而亮粉能给我带来幸福感

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‎因此我们会在简单的糖霜饼干上
‎撒上亮粉 让饼干变得更高级

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‎我也预定了一些配菜

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‎然后跟丽丽的团队一起欢庆佳节

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‎特旺库伊珀和亚当瓦希德

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‎装潢以热闹欢欣的七彩圣诞仙境为主

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‎我已经列了清单 还检查了两次

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‎放下恐惧 我要把今年变得更好

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‎剧名：与丽丽旁斯
‎共享“跨越恐惧”的节日盛筵

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‎我连抬都抬不起来

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‎它太重了

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‎天啊 它的翅膀！

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‎搞什么？

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‎这到底是什么？

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‎它有小鸡鸡吗？

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‎这是什么？

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‎我快要吐了

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‎怎么卤火鸡？

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‎这是个漫长的过程 需要前一天准备

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‎我就是那个在学校里上那门课时
‎不愿意解剖青蛙的人

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‎但这个经历更恐怖

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‎它体内有个袋子

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‎下一步是什么？

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‎上面写着“把火鸡洗干净”

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‎该洗澡了

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‎洗热水澡

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‎“把火鸡拍干”

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‎（做好心理准备）

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‎天啊

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‎连看你一眼都做不到

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‎“把卤料涂抹在火鸡表层

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‎鸡皮下和鸡腔都要涂抹”

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‎（干卤材料：盐、糖、黑胡椒粉）

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‎（大蒜粉、干百里香、干牛至
‎干鼠尾草、干迷迭香、红辣椒粉）

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‎（卤料能给火鸡提味
‎也能锁住水分）

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‎（将卤料涂抹在火鸡表层）

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‎感觉我在为某个多毛恶心的胖子按摩

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‎“放进冰箱里冷冻 别盖着”

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‎你最好绝顶美味

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‎（15个小时后）

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‎整个冰箱都是火鸡味

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‎-你第一次做火鸡吗？
‎-没错

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‎怎么填充火鸡腔？

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‎这是我们需要的所有材料

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‎（葡萄酒、生火鸡）

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‎这只火鸡能容纳所有食材

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‎恕不负责心理治疗费

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‎上面写着“往鸡腔里
‎塞入洋葱、柠檬、苹果”

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‎-整颗塞进去吗？
‎-应该是吧

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‎全部塞得进去吗？

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‎太不可思议了

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‎是谁想到
‎可以往火鸡屁眼里塞蔬果的？

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‎这个人肯定是个大色鬼

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‎天啊

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‎我受不了那条颠倒的脖子

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‎-帕丽斯
‎-很好 它要炸开了

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‎很好 它要裂开了

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‎不要！

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‎“将常温黄油涂抹在鸡皮上下”

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‎-要给它喷色
‎-鸡皮

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‎太丑了

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‎讨厌

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‎油腻腻 滑溜溜

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‎油腻滑溜的傻逼

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‎-还有葡萄酒
‎-葡萄酒

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‎“倒入一个半杯葡萄酒”

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‎不知道这是多少分量

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‎这是一整瓶吧

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‎它一定会被我灌醉

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‎（如果想灌醉火鸡 就倒入一整瓶）

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‎好了 把醉醺醺的火鸡送进烤箱里

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‎好重

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‎天啊

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‎小心点

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‎小心点

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‎搞定

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‎再见 知道吗？

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‎-嗨
‎-天啊

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‎这棵树太美了

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‎嗨 各位

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‎你要穿上圣诞装吗？

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‎逆天萌 过来

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‎-嗨 各位
‎-嗨 帕丽斯

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‎太好看了

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‎-你好吗？
‎-爱死了 我很好

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‎餐室下雪了

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‎真可爱

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‎你变成驯鹿了

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‎它真可爱

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‎很好 好可爱

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‎逆天萌 你要成为大明星了

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‎三、二…

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‎-漂亮
‎-性感

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‎搞定

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‎开始清理

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‎帕丽斯 这要用上很多消毒剂

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‎狗狗很多

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‎好样的

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‎天啊 等等 这是什么情况？
‎大都会时尚晚宴吗？

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‎对 没错

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‎太美了

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‎狗狗也穿圣诞装？

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‎-你真漂亮
‎-圣诞节到了 所以我精心打扮一番

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‎-但我没精心打扮
‎-你是礼物

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‎你看起来性感不失优雅

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‎这是你的私宅吗？

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‎是的 你到过吗？
‎你去过我另一间房子

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‎我去过你另一间房子

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‎-斯利文顿庄园
‎-是啊

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‎丽丽旁斯是YouTube界的大明星

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‎她的视频点播率数以百万计

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‎她一个充满幽默感的网红
‎演员兼歌手 也是我的好朋友

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‎等等 我们当初是怎么认识的？

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‎我在努力回想 是在…

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‎我知道了 我当时跟贝拉索恩在一起
‎接着你出现了

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‎我心想：“天啊 她是帕丽斯吧？”
‎还用说吗？

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‎大家都一副“天啊 是帕丽斯”的样子

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‎你非常亲切 我心想：
‎“她很亲切 很想再次见到她”

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‎你在新冠肺炎疫情爆发前
‎办了好几场不得了的派对

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‎我最后一次出席派对时
‎穿着一件大礼服

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‎-你打扮得太好看了
‎-我打扮成玛琳菲森

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‎我还从你眼前走过

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‎我想让人知道我的存在

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‎跟丽丽旁斯一起下厨

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‎今天要做什么？

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‎我们要办一场圣诞晚宴

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‎我买了一些配菜
‎我们要做奶酪通心粉

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‎还要烤火鸡

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‎不会吧？你要我帮你完成

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‎你在厨房里最艰难的任务

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‎可以这么说吧

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‎为了避免你吐到死
‎第一个步骤我已经做好了

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‎那就好 很好

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‎目前只要等火鸡烤到金黄色

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‎我们也要做饼干吗？

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‎没错 这些饼干我昨天做好了
‎今天我们要上装饰

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‎-天啊
‎-是不是很可爱呢？

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‎-非常可爱 检查一下火鸡吧
‎-检查一下这个傻逼

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‎怎么检查烤火鸡？

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‎上面写着“温度达到摄氏75度
‎表示火鸡已经熟了”

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‎知道了

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‎“将温度计插入大腿”

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‎-好的
‎-知道了

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‎好的

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‎天啊

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‎-看起来不错
‎-好在我不必处理火鸡

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‎这是一整只火鸡

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‎-这是大腿吗？
‎-我觉得那是大腿部位

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‎-这个部位吗？
‎-对 这是大腿部位

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‎温度计要取出来吗？它会不会融化？

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‎上面显示“71度”

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‎说明内部还没烤熟

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‎-说明还要再烤一下
‎-是的

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‎我们可不希望
‎特旺和亚当吃下沙门氏菌丢命

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‎我搞不好真会要了他们的命

207
00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:55,030
‎可以帮我整理蝴蝶尾吗？

208
00:10:55,114 --> 00:10:56,615
‎把它拉顺 可以吗？

209
00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:58,367
‎逆天了

210
00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:01,620
‎如果让狗狗在我的蝴蝶尾上尿尿
‎我会气急败坏

211
00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:04,998
‎你喜欢小孩吗？想要小孩吗？

212
00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:07,084
‎明年我想生一对双胞胎

213
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,253
‎-等等 宝宝能制造出来吗？
‎-能啊

214
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,754
‎-这就是…
‎-我做了体外人工受孕

215
00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:12,464
‎我们能选择生男生女

216
00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:15,551
‎能不能决定他们的样貌？
‎我不希望宝宝拥有我的鼻子

217
00:11:15,634 --> 00:11:17,678
‎-什么？
‎-我的鼻子是整出来的

218
00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:20,180
‎-是吗？
‎-我做过鼻型整容手术

219
00:11:20,264 --> 00:11:21,974
‎很好看

220
00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:24,601
‎是啊 但我不希望孩子遗传我的鼻子

221
00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:26,270
‎查看下一步是什么

222
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:27,438
‎上面写着“做奶酪通心粉”

223
00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:29,440
‎-做…
‎-这是帕丽斯的食谱

224
00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:30,816
‎-很好 那就好
‎-我去拿材料

225
00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:32,151
‎我十分清楚该做什么

226
00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:35,571
‎怎么做脑残奶酪通心粉？

227
00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:37,740
‎你的朋友肯定会喜欢这道人气料理

228
00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:39,199
‎毕竟我的朋友都很喜欢

229
00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:40,617
‎天啊 这是…

230
00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:42,703
‎天啊

231
00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:44,371
‎-需要这个玩意
‎-马苏里拉奶酪

232
00:11:44,455 --> 00:11:46,081
‎你把每个步骤都…

233
00:11:46,165 --> 00:11:48,041
‎她随手把所有材料都扔在桌台上

234
00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:53,172
‎-好吧
‎-好了

235
00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:54,465
‎我忘记怎么做了

236
00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:56,592
‎“第一 把通心粉煮沸
‎第二 把通心粉滤干”

237
00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:59,303
‎-把材料通通放进去
‎-这是帕丽斯的食谱吗？

238
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,305
‎各位 这可是帕丽斯的食谱

239
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,057
‎可不是吗？我食谱上的指示

240
00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:06,560
‎-就是“通通放进去”
‎-通通放进去

241
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:09,062
‎-要倒入热水 对吧？
‎-没错

242
00:12:10,272 --> 00:12:11,106
‎天啊

243
00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:13,609
‎这个放下去 然后加盐

244
00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,654
‎这些盐怎么闪闪发亮的？

245
00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:19,531
‎因为是亮粉盐

246
00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:22,951
‎每个细节都尽善尽美

247
00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:25,329
‎盐竟然会闪闪发亮！

248
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,455
‎得了吧

249
00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:27,706
‎这就是我的风格

250
00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:29,333
‎（把通心粉放进沸水里煮七八分钟）

251
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:33,086
‎（加入四汤匙无盐黄油）

252
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,090
‎黄油的情况如何？

253
00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,634
‎很好 只是…

254
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:40,886
‎搞砸你的美甲了？

255
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,014
‎我从来不戴美甲 好吗？

256
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,767
‎再加一点就行了

257
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:47,935
‎下一步是什么？

258
00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:52,105
‎1/4杯 是吗？

259
00:12:52,189 --> 00:12:54,191
‎瞧瞧这个小玩意

260
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,068
‎-好小
‎-应该是了吧

261
00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:58,111
‎-为什么字体这么小？
‎-我也想不通

262
00:12:58,195 --> 00:13:00,197
‎没道理啊 要调整一下吗？

263
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,406
‎可能要吧

264
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,242
‎一…

265
00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:05,536
‎-很好 就这么办
‎-我喜欢牛奶

266
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:07,287
‎还要做什么？

267
00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:09,665
‎-还需要加奶酪 不是吗？
‎-是的

268
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,793
‎-通通放进去吗？
‎-没错

269
00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,461
‎全部放进去

270
00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,339
‎通通倒进去吗？

271
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:18,340
‎好啊

272
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:20,968
‎天啊

273
00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:23,387
‎通通放进去吗？

274
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:24,847
‎没错

275
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,642
‎总共放了15种奶酪

276
00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:29,893
‎奶酪一流

277
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:35,816
‎-我做得很好
‎-你通常吃什么圣诞料理？

278
00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:39,611
‎看情况 我每年都在波多黎各过圣诞
‎所以一定会吃猪肉

279
00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:41,697
‎-人们都在家里宰猪
‎-猪肉？

280
00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:42,865
‎-一整只猪？
‎-对

281
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,117
‎我可没动手宰猪

282
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,994
‎我以前有一只宠物猪叫碧格莉特公主

283
00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:49,705
‎我非常爱它
‎所以养了它以后 我再也不吃猪肉了

284
00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:52,916
‎这取决于我们想吃什么
‎我通常不想吃猪肉

285
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:53,876
‎太随意了

286
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:56,587
‎于是我奶奶会做意式饺子给我吃

287
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:59,172
‎-现在几点了？
‎-糟糕

288
00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:04,344
‎-天啊 时间刚刚好
‎-没错

289
00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:05,429
‎-好了
‎-你有心灵感应

290
00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:08,765
‎小心烫

291
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:10,267
‎真的

292
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,311
‎通心粉好像煮好了

293
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:18,567
‎好耶

294
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:20,277
‎接着要把奶酪放进去 对吧？

295
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,486
‎卡住了

296
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:25,324
‎-打开
‎-天啊

297
00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:26,617
‎把小穴掰开

298
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:29,870
‎一、二、三

299
00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:35,167
‎天啊 我们做到了

300
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:38,003
‎-是啊
‎-说真的 我起初还半信半疑呢

301
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:41,298
‎要有信心 相信没什么难得到我们

302
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,385
‎天啊 简直一流

303
00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:47,763
‎-其实非常好吃
‎-牛逼

304
00:14:51,183 --> 00:14:52,309
‎-很好
‎-天啊

305
00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:54,686
‎天啊 浓浓的奶酪

306
00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:56,063
‎浓浓的奶酪！

307
00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:57,022
‎我非常喜欢

308
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,691
‎这是历来最好吃的奶酪通心粉

309
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,236
‎-我去拿些东西
‎-拿些什么？

310
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,948
‎看起来很无趣 要有吸引力才行

311
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:09,993
‎这个可爱

312
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:10,994
‎香奈儿

313
00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:13,872
‎瞧瞧 看起来像个蛋糕

314
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,666
‎简直就是

315
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:17,334
‎还有古驰

316
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,127
‎牛逼

317
00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:21,213
‎-这才像样
‎-天啊

318
00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:24,716
‎奶酪通心粉

319
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,969
‎（脑残奶酪通心粉）

320
00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:29,304
‎想给孩子取什么名字？

321
00:15:29,388 --> 00:15:34,351
‎女儿名叫伦敦玛丽莲希尔顿雷姆

322
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,353
‎天啊 我非常喜欢“伦敦”这个名字

323
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,438
‎我和女儿都是以城市取名

324
00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:39,815
‎至于儿子

325
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:43,443
‎我想到一个牛逼的城市名
‎来给我儿子取名

326
00:15:43,527 --> 00:15:46,113
‎-叫“丹佛”怎么样？
‎-丹佛？

327
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:48,782
‎我倒没想到丹佛

328
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:51,910
‎我想到的是伊维萨、维加斯
‎尽是我最喜欢的城市

329
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:55,372
‎如果孩子名叫“伊维萨”
‎长大后肯定是个派对动物

330
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,708
‎-叫“里约”如何？是巴西的城市
‎-这名字可爱

331
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,126
‎你这方面很在行

332
00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:01,753
‎-我想到后再给你更多电子
‎-写了 好姐妹

333
00:16:01,837 --> 00:16:03,797
‎-该检查我们的逆天烤火鸡了
‎-好的

334
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,507
‎是逆天还是烤焦了？

335
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:06,675
‎还是没了？

336
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,470
‎温度计在哪里？

337
00:16:10,554 --> 00:16:12,347
‎-要插进去
‎-肯定不会错吧？

338
00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:13,390
‎狗娘养的

339
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:17,185
‎赶紧测量温度

340
00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:18,854
‎一、二、三 插进去

341
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,649
‎上面显示“摄氏77度” 糟糕

342
00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:24,609
‎赶紧把火鸡取出烤箱吧

343
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:25,652
‎好的

344
00:16:25,736 --> 00:16:27,446
‎连手套都是红色的

345
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:28,447
‎可不是吗？

346
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,074
‎好重啊

347
00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:32,909
‎太棒了

348
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:34,578
‎-好漂亮
‎-可不是吗？

349
00:16:35,287 --> 00:16:37,914
‎-天啊
‎-喷一下

350
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:40,625
‎这…

351
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:43,253
‎无可挑剔
‎那两个男生肯定会觉得我们很厉害

352
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,588
‎天啊 可不是吗？

353
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,339
‎（晾凉30分钟）

354
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:49,092
‎-帕丽斯 你好厉害
‎-奶酪

355
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,636
‎你真的很爱吃奶酪

356
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:56,641
‎-所有不健康的食物我都爱吃
‎-我也是

357
00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:58,268
‎这是什么？

358
00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:02,397
‎-戒指
‎-而且是一枚结婚戒指

359
00:17:02,481 --> 00:17:03,440
‎是啊

360
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,110
‎-逆天了
‎-天啊

361
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,321
‎天啊 你结婚那天

362
00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:12,282
‎我一定要出席 还打算在会场外搭棚

363
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,535
‎-你一定要出席
‎-我一定会出席的 还会感动得流泪

364
00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:16,453
‎好啊

365
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,499
‎怎么装饰时尚饼干？

366
00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:23,668
‎这些材料都是在农夫市场买的
‎很可爱吧

367
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:27,297
‎我们终于可以放松和聊天了

368
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,465
‎这动作真好玩

369
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,426
‎是啊 就像在公园里散步一样

370
00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:33,512
‎今年你打算跟谁一起过圣诞？

371
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,430
‎跟我的男朋友和他的家人一起过

372
00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:37,432
‎-这是我们第二次一起过圣诞
‎-什么？

373
00:17:37,516 --> 00:17:39,935
‎去年我们在蒙大拿州过圣诞
‎那是非常美好的体验

374
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,521
‎-还一起去滑雪
‎-我没去过蒙大拿州 你喜欢滑雪吗？

375
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:44,523
‎-非常喜欢
‎-天啊

376
00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:46,316
‎我以前是冰球队成员

377
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,984
‎-什么？
‎-我是个女汉子

378
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,528
‎很多人不晓得

379
00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:52,906
‎你真的很喜欢运动

380
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:56,618
‎我喜欢冰球、高空跳伞、滑雪

381
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:58,328
‎骑水上摩托车和滑水

382
00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,454
‎很好

383
00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:02,082
‎我需要修整这些碍事的美甲

384
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,794
‎对啊 你今天没把下厨用的美甲带来

385
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,838
‎没错 因为我想要漂漂亮亮地上镜

386
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,047
‎我理解你的感受

387
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:12,509
‎我只做了一个 你已经做第四个了

388
00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:16,471
‎可爱！

389
00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:20,934
‎（去除多余的亮粉）

390
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,145
‎-好难看
‎-不会 很可爱

391
00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:25,105
‎我不喜欢 好丑

392
00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:26,731
‎不会 很可爱 我喜欢这种紫色

393
00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:30,694
‎天啊 你鼻子沾满了亮粉

394
00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:32,779
‎还有…算了

395
00:18:32,863 --> 00:18:34,573
‎糟了

396
00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:39,077
‎（小心使用亮粉）

397
00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:44,124
‎艾蒂安 可以麻烦你一下吗？

398
00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:45,167
‎好啊

399
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:48,295
‎太好了 好样的

400
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,382
‎她看着我的表情 感觉好像完了

401
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,389
‎-超时尚的
‎-可不是吗？等不及开动了

402
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,433
‎天啊 真可爱

403
00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:04,269
‎太棒了

404
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:05,979
‎真可爱

405
00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:10,483
‎好了 赶紧处理火鸡

406
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:11,401
‎天啊

407
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:15,530
‎天啊 太美了

408
00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:16,907
‎可不是吗？

409
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:17,866
‎插进去

410
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,622
‎使劲插进去 天啊

411
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,415
‎-天啊
‎-天啊

412
00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:30,378
‎-我觉得有必要把它变得更可爱
‎-没错

413
00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:32,339
‎变成“名牌烤火鸡”如何？

414
00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:34,966
‎烤火鸡应该是这个样子的

415
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:36,843
‎可爱

416
00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:39,512
‎撒上去

417
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:42,474
‎天啊

418
00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:44,309
‎可爱 还缺什么？

419
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,270
‎-充满圣诞氛围
‎-可不是吗？

420
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,522
‎真希望能加上几支蜡烛

421
00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:51,858
‎天啊 我有仙女棒

422
00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:52,984
‎-真的吗？
‎-是的

423
00:19:53,068 --> 00:19:54,444
‎-天啊 在哪里？
‎-太棒了

424
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:01,910
‎-起码它死得…
‎-在狂欢中死去

425
00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:03,787
‎它死得不冤 在狂欢中死去

426
00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:06,331
‎真可爱

427
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,459
‎我们应该在上面写上名字

428
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,045
‎逆天了

429
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,673
‎我等不及拿给他们看了

430
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:17,300
‎（名牌狂欢烤火鸡）

431
00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:19,761
‎-他们到了吗？
‎-没错

432
00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:24,975
‎-嗨 两位
‎-你们好吗？

433
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:25,892
‎最近好吗？

434
00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:27,227
‎-最近好吗？
‎-最近好吗？

435
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:28,770
‎-最近好吗？
‎-嗨 亲爱的

436
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,815
‎-从街上就闻到了
‎-好香

437
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,317
‎-你的脸怎么了？
‎-有意见吗？

438
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:47,247
‎圣诞快乐！

439
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:49,833
‎-准备好了吗？
‎-真为我们感到骄傲

440
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,877
‎-没错 奶酪通心粉是我们做的
‎-一流

441
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:54,754
‎-好像很好吃
‎-是古驰奶酪通心粉吗？

442
00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:56,715
‎-是的
‎-这是热卖品

443
00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:58,091
‎这是热卖品

444
00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:00,719
‎天啊 这些是仙女棒吗？

445
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:02,137
‎-好了 开始吧
‎-很好

446
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:04,597
‎感觉就像坐在迈阿密的夜店里

447
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,225
‎-天啊
‎-太棒了

448
00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:08,893
‎-太美了
‎-太厉害了

449
00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:11,104
‎太美了

450
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,023
‎-是啊
‎-太棒了

451
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,149
‎这是一场派对

452
00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:16,026
‎天啊 我很开心

453
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:19,404
‎-我等不及要开动了 我好饿
‎-你要切吗？

454
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:20,697
‎-好啊 可以…
‎-你来切吧

455
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:21,948
‎我不知道怎么切火鸡

456
00:21:22,032 --> 00:21:23,950
‎-我来切吧
‎-好啊 你来切吧

457
00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:24,868
‎天啊。

458
00:21:26,244 --> 00:21:27,078
‎我要这个部位

459
00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:28,246
‎来吧

460
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,874
‎该死的 拿走这些傻逼

461
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,667
‎你在旁边挖了个洞吗？

462
00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:36,504
‎-你切过火鸡吗？
‎-切过

463
00:21:36,588 --> 00:21:40,425
‎-Siri 怎么切火鸡？
‎-只是这些亮粉碍事

464
00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:43,386
‎-天啊 我可以的
‎-天啊

465
00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:45,055
‎好了

466
00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:47,223
‎第一块给你 好吗？

467
00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:50,226
‎-谢谢
‎-这是火鸡最好吃的部分

468
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:51,144
‎-没错
‎-到手了

469
00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:53,855
‎丽丽把整个鸡翼拿走了

470
00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:57,484
‎-我非常喜欢
‎-干杯

471
00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:58,818
‎要祈祷吗？

472
00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:00,320
‎我祝愿这些食物够呛

473
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:02,405
‎爱死了

474
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,283
‎-阿门
‎-阿门

475
00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:06,534
‎阿门

476
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:10,497
‎-天啊 你很在行嘛
‎-是啊

477
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:12,749
‎我很想尝尝这道奶酪通心粉

478
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,167
‎我来搭把手

479
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:16,544
‎这比脑残奶酪通心粉好吃多了

480
00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:17,587
‎好吃多了

481
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:20,256
‎我们放了马苏里拉和帕玛森奶酪

482
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:21,174
‎什么奶酪都有

483
00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:22,926
‎我们把所有想得到的奶酪都放进去

484
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:26,388
‎这是我第一次吃到鲜嫩多汁的火鸡

485
00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:28,598
‎天啊 你吃掉整只腿吗？

486
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,016
‎亚当 你应该尝尝这个

487
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:31,101
‎是啊

488
00:22:31,184 --> 00:22:32,060
‎逆天了

489
00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:36,064
‎各位 干杯

490
00:22:36,147 --> 00:22:37,315
‎-干杯
‎-干杯

491
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:39,150
‎-干杯
‎-太好了 干杯

492
00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:41,194
‎感谢你们捧场

493
00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:46,408
‎今年 我克服了对生火鸡的恐惧

494
00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:48,451
‎重点是要接纳它

495
00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:53,164
‎那一瞬间
‎所有食材变得完全不恐怖了

496
00:22:53,248 --> 00:22:56,751
‎有些饼干掉出来了 挺好吃的

497
00:22:58,336 --> 00:23:01,423
‎要把圣诞季变成精彩万分的佳节

498
00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:06,594
‎怎么？以为我会让你们放松下来吗？

499
00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:09,848
‎-嗨 各位
‎-太棒了

500
00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:11,933
‎-瞧瞧
‎-它们是真的吗？

501
00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:12,851
‎太棒了

502
00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:16,020
‎嗨 你好吗？

503
00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:18,189
‎天啊 它好像想吃火鸡

504
00:23:18,273 --> 00:23:19,357
‎可能吧

505
00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:20,608
‎瞧瞧这只小东西

506
00:23:22,193 --> 00:23:23,778
‎好样的

507
00:23:27,824 --> 00:23:29,117
‎唧唧咕咕

508
00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:07,238
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