1 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:07,800 [enchanting orchestral music plays] 2 00:00:09,802 --> 00:00:11,679 [whimsical holiday music plays] 3 00:00:23,858 --> 00:00:24,692 [music fades] 4 00:00:26,861 --> 00:00:28,279 -[Paris] Hello. -[man] Hello. 5 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,239 [Paris] I preordered a turkey. 6 00:00:30,323 --> 00:00:31,157 [man] All right. 7 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:32,450 [Paris] Under Paris. 8 00:00:35,411 --> 00:00:37,038 -[Paris] Ew. -[man] How's that looking? 9 00:00:37,121 --> 00:00:37,955 [Paris] Beyond. 10 00:00:39,749 --> 00:00:42,502 [Paris] Oh my God! Oh. Look. 11 00:00:42,585 --> 00:00:44,337 [disturbing music plays] 12 00:00:50,885 --> 00:00:54,388 [poultry clucking] 13 00:00:54,472 --> 00:00:55,556 [Paris] No! 14 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:56,724 [clucking continues] 15 00:00:56,808 --> 00:00:58,434 [man] Fresh and juicy. 16 00:00:58,518 --> 00:01:00,061 [sinister music plays] 17 00:01:00,144 --> 00:01:01,020 Eugh. 18 00:01:04,232 --> 00:01:06,109 -[distorted clucking] -[screams] 19 00:01:06,192 --> 00:01:07,110 [clucking] 20 00:01:07,193 --> 00:01:09,028 [Paris] Ugh, I hate it! 21 00:01:10,113 --> 00:01:11,197 [screams] 22 00:01:12,448 --> 00:01:14,784 [man, distorted] Fresh and juicy. 23 00:01:14,867 --> 00:01:15,952 [screams] 24 00:01:17,537 --> 00:01:18,579 -[clucking] -[screams] 25 00:01:23,084 --> 00:01:24,293 [Paris] I'm gonna heave. 26 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:27,004 [upbeat whimsical music plays] 27 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,215 [Paris] I love cooking. 28 00:01:29,298 --> 00:01:31,759 But I'm not a trained chef. And I'm not trying to be. 29 00:01:31,843 --> 00:01:33,719 I have a few go-to dishes. 30 00:01:33,803 --> 00:01:37,140 Sliving nachos, jello shots, lasagna. 31 00:01:37,223 --> 00:01:38,391 But I wanna mix it up, 32 00:01:38,474 --> 00:01:40,351 so I'm expanding my repertoire. 33 00:01:41,269 --> 00:01:43,271 I've found some brand-new recipes, 34 00:01:43,354 --> 00:01:46,065 and I'm inviting my friends over to test them out. 35 00:01:46,149 --> 00:01:48,067 Will we create culinary magic? 36 00:01:48,151 --> 00:01:50,653 -[woman] Moment of truth! -[Paris] Wish me luck. 37 00:01:50,736 --> 00:01:52,530 -[woman] Yes! -Oh my God! 38 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:53,990 [Paris] Anything's possible. 39 00:01:54,073 --> 00:01:56,868 -["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" plays] -I love the holidays. 40 00:01:56,951 --> 00:01:58,995 I've always spent them with my family. 41 00:01:59,078 --> 00:02:00,746 We have presents, and a big tree, 42 00:02:00,830 --> 00:02:03,124 and our traditional roasted turkey. 43 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:05,001 I'm starting my own family soon, 44 00:02:05,084 --> 00:02:08,045 so it's important that I learn how to make a holiday turkey. 45 00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:10,965 But raw turkey grosses me out. 46 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:13,426 There's the skin, and the ribs… 47 00:02:13,509 --> 00:02:15,720 Dis-gust-ing! 48 00:02:16,679 --> 00:02:20,099 I've never touched a raw turkey, let alone cooked one. 49 00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:24,145 This year, I'm challenging myself to get over my issues 50 00:02:24,228 --> 00:02:26,772 and cook a whole raw turkey from scratch, 51 00:02:26,856 --> 00:02:29,108 like the grown-ass woman I am. 52 00:02:29,192 --> 00:02:31,986 -[hip-hop plays] -But I'm not about to eat it by myself, 53 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:35,114 so my holiday dinner will include insanely funny and gorgeous 54 00:02:35,198 --> 00:02:37,325 YouTube superstar Lele Pons, 55 00:02:37,408 --> 00:02:39,911 so she can help me laugh my way through the cooking. 56 00:02:39,994 --> 00:02:43,581 Because turkey is so traditional and I'm a rebel at heart, 57 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:46,959 I'm doing whatever I want for the rest of the meal. 58 00:02:47,043 --> 00:02:49,921 We'll be making my go-to, cheesy mac and cheese 59 00:02:50,004 --> 00:02:53,090 'cause trust me, it's easy and delicious. 60 00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:56,677 The most important part of the holidays is the decorations, 61 00:02:56,761 --> 00:02:58,846 and glitter makes me happy, 62 00:02:58,930 --> 00:03:03,309 so we'll elevate some simple sugar cookies with couture decorations. 63 00:03:03,392 --> 00:03:05,228 I'm ordering in some sides, 64 00:03:05,311 --> 00:03:07,897 and we'll celebrate the festivities with Lele's crew, 65 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:10,191 Twan Kuyper and Adam Waheed. 66 00:03:10,274 --> 00:03:13,903 The decor will be a cheerful rainbow wonderland. 67 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:16,530 I've made my list and checked it twice. 68 00:03:16,614 --> 00:03:19,533 Forget my fears, I'm making this year nice. 69 00:03:19,617 --> 00:03:20,701 [music fades] 70 00:03:20,785 --> 00:03:21,994 [insects chirping] 71 00:03:22,078 --> 00:03:23,829 [Paris] I can't even lift it. 72 00:03:23,913 --> 00:03:25,164 Oh, he's so heavy. 73 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:26,916 [grunts] 74 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:28,501 [groans] 75 00:03:29,418 --> 00:03:30,294 [shrieks] 76 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:31,796 Oh my God, his wings! 77 00:03:34,173 --> 00:03:35,049 [sighs] 78 00:03:36,676 --> 00:03:37,802 What the fuck? 79 00:03:38,970 --> 00:03:40,972 What the fuck is that? 80 00:03:42,014 --> 00:03:43,140 Does it have a dick? 81 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:45,768 What is that? 82 00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:48,688 Fucking heave. 83 00:03:49,355 --> 00:03:51,649 -[upbeat big bang music] -How to brine a turkey. 84 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:54,652 It's a long process, so start the day before. 85 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:58,614 I was, like, the kid in school who refused to even, like, cut open the frog 86 00:03:58,698 --> 00:04:00,533 in whatever that class was. 87 00:04:01,075 --> 00:04:02,952 This is even scarier. 88 00:04:03,786 --> 00:04:05,454 [gags, groans] 89 00:04:05,538 --> 00:04:06,998 There's a bag inside of him. 90 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:08,582 Ugh. 91 00:04:08,666 --> 00:04:10,376 Now what? 92 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:12,378 "Wash the turkey off." 93 00:04:16,799 --> 00:04:17,967 Bath time. 94 00:04:19,135 --> 00:04:20,303 Hot tub. 95 00:04:21,512 --> 00:04:23,097 "Pat turkey dry." 96 00:04:23,681 --> 00:04:24,557 Ew. 97 00:04:25,850 --> 00:04:26,726 [groans] 98 00:04:27,393 --> 00:04:28,227 [exhales] 99 00:04:29,061 --> 00:04:29,979 Oh my God! 100 00:04:31,731 --> 00:04:33,232 Can't even look at you. 101 00:04:34,984 --> 00:04:35,860 Eugh. 102 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:39,780 [music fades] 103 00:04:42,325 --> 00:04:46,329 "Rub brine all over turkey. Rub under the skin, into the cavity." Ugh. 104 00:04:46,412 --> 00:04:47,955 [breezy jazz music plays] 105 00:04:58,507 --> 00:04:59,342 [grunts] 106 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:03,262 [groans] 107 00:05:04,180 --> 00:05:07,224 I feel like I'm massaging, like, some fat, hairy, gross guy. 108 00:05:07,892 --> 00:05:08,851 Ugh. 109 00:05:12,188 --> 00:05:14,273 "Refrigerate turkey uncovered." 110 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:18,486 [music fades] 111 00:05:18,569 --> 00:05:20,404 You better taste amazing. 112 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:22,865 [upbeat holiday music plays] 113 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:35,795 Literally makes the entire refrigerator reek. 114 00:05:35,878 --> 00:05:37,296 -[woman laughs] -[Paris gags] 115 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:41,050 -Is this your first time making a turkey? -[Paris] Yes. 116 00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:43,844 -[holiday jazz music plays] -[Paris] How to stuff a turkey. 117 00:05:43,928 --> 00:05:45,221 Here's everything you need. 118 00:05:45,304 --> 00:05:47,890 [dinging] 119 00:05:48,432 --> 00:05:49,642 This covers it all. 120 00:05:50,142 --> 00:05:52,353 Except for therapy. 121 00:05:54,146 --> 00:05:56,399 [Charlotte] "Stuff cavity with onion, lemon, apple…" 122 00:05:56,482 --> 00:05:58,484 -The whole thing? -I guess. 123 00:05:58,567 --> 00:05:59,860 It this all gonna fit inside? 124 00:06:00,945 --> 00:06:02,029 This is crazy. 125 00:06:02,113 --> 00:06:05,950 Like, who the hell invented, like, stuffing a turkey's ass 126 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:08,577 with, like, fruits and vegetables? 127 00:06:08,661 --> 00:06:10,830 Like, someone who is a huge perv. 128 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:11,789 [groans] 129 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,499 [Charlotte] Oh my gosh! 130 00:06:13,582 --> 00:06:16,085 The upside-down neck is killing me. 131 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:18,337 -P! -[Paris] Great, he's gonna explode. 132 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:19,880 Great, he's breaking apart. 133 00:06:20,381 --> 00:06:21,465 No! 134 00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:25,803 "Rub room-temperature butter all over the turkey, under the skin." 135 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:29,056 -[Charlotte] Eugh! The skin! Eugh! -[Paris] Gonna spray can it. 136 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:30,975 Oh! Aah! 137 00:06:31,475 --> 00:06:32,435 So ugly. 138 00:06:32,518 --> 00:06:33,436 Hate it. 139 00:06:34,437 --> 00:06:35,938 Slippery slivs. 140 00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:39,191 That's gonna be a buttery bitch. 141 00:06:39,275 --> 00:06:41,652 -Oh yeah, the wine. -[Charlotte] The wine. The wine. 142 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,279 The wine, 1 and 1/2 cups. 143 00:06:45,448 --> 00:06:47,158 [Paris] I don't know how much that is. 144 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:50,411 -[Charlotte laughs] That's a whole bottle! -[Paris] This'll be lit. 145 00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:52,246 [dreamy jazz music plays] 146 00:06:53,414 --> 00:06:56,542 [Charlotte laughs] Okay. The wasted turkey goes in the oven. 147 00:06:56,625 --> 00:06:57,960 It's so heavy. 148 00:06:59,128 --> 00:07:00,254 [straining] Oh my God! 149 00:07:01,255 --> 00:07:02,631 [Charlotte] Oh, be careful! 150 00:07:04,133 --> 00:07:05,551 -[Charlotte exhales] -[Paris grunts] 151 00:07:06,844 --> 00:07:08,012 [Charlotte] Be careful. 152 00:07:10,723 --> 00:07:12,266 -Yes! -[music fades] 153 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:14,477 Peace. Huh? 154 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:16,687 [upbeat big band music plays] 155 00:07:20,524 --> 00:07:23,152 -[woman] Hey! -[Charlotte] Oh my gosh! 156 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,697 This tree is insane! 157 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:27,990 [Paris] Hi, guys! 158 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:29,742 You got dressed up for Christmas? 159 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:32,411 Slivington, come here! 160 00:07:40,503 --> 00:07:42,213 -Hi, guys. -[woman] Hey, Paris! 161 00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:43,339 Looks awesome. 162 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:46,634 -[woman] How's it going? -[Paris] Love it. Good. 163 00:07:46,717 --> 00:07:49,637 -[woman] It's snowing in the dining room. -[Paris] So cute. 164 00:07:51,597 --> 00:07:53,474 -[smooches] -[Charlotte laughs] 165 00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:54,725 [Paris] You're a reindeer! 166 00:07:55,476 --> 00:07:56,977 Oh, he's cutes! 167 00:07:57,061 --> 00:07:58,395 Yes! 168 00:07:58,479 --> 00:07:59,313 Cute! 169 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:01,732 Slivington, you're gonna be a star! 170 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,192 Three, two… 171 00:08:08,239 --> 00:08:09,406 -[Charlotte] Perfect. -Hot. 172 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:11,867 -[Charlotte] Done. -[Paris] Start cleaning up. 173 00:08:15,496 --> 00:08:16,372 [music fades] 174 00:08:18,457 --> 00:08:19,458 [chuckles] 175 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:22,002 P, that's a lot of Lysol! 176 00:08:22,086 --> 00:08:23,879 There was a lot of dogs. 177 00:08:23,963 --> 00:08:24,964 [Charlotte chuckles] 178 00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:28,551 [laughs] 179 00:08:28,634 --> 00:08:29,718 [Paris] Crushing it. 180 00:08:30,928 --> 00:08:32,263 [doorbell rings] 181 00:08:32,346 --> 00:08:33,931 [sweeping romantic music plays] 182 00:08:37,977 --> 00:08:40,688 Wow! Wait, wait. What is this, Met Gala? 183 00:08:40,771 --> 00:08:43,857 -Hi, sis. Yes. -This is amazing! 184 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:47,152 This is am-- And the dog has one too? 185 00:08:47,236 --> 00:08:49,530 -You look amaz-- -It's Christmas, so I'm dressed up. 186 00:08:49,613 --> 00:08:51,615 -But I'm not! -You're present. 187 00:08:51,699 --> 00:08:53,701 You look hot, you look elegant. 188 00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:54,785 Is this your house? 189 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:57,621 [Paris] Yes. Have you been to this house? You went to my other-- 190 00:08:57,705 --> 00:08:59,415 [Lele] I went to the other houses. 191 00:08:59,498 --> 00:09:01,250 -Slivington Manor. -[Lele] Yes! 192 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:03,586 [Paris] Lele Pons has been rocking the YouTube world 193 00:09:03,669 --> 00:09:05,963 with millions and millions viewing her videos. 194 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:10,801 She's a hilarious influencer, actress, singer, and my friend. 195 00:09:11,510 --> 00:09:14,597 -Wait, how did we meet first of all? -I'm trying to remember. It was… 196 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:17,641 I know how it was. I was with Bella Thorne, and you came… 197 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:20,477 I was like, "Oh my God! It's Paris!" Right? Of course! 198 00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:22,438 Everybody, like, "Oh my God, it's Paris!" 199 00:09:22,521 --> 00:09:23,564 You were so nice. 200 00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:25,899 I was like, "She's so nice! I can't wait to see her again." 201 00:09:25,983 --> 00:09:29,945 Then, obviously, you had the best parties before Covid, and, uh… 202 00:09:30,029 --> 00:09:33,949 So the last party that I went, I literally went with, like, a gown. 203 00:09:34,033 --> 00:09:36,493 -[Paris] Yes, that was so good. -[Lele] It was Maleficent. 204 00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:38,287 And, like, I even go past Paris, 205 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:41,123 and I'm just, like, "I'm here too." Like… 206 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:42,458 [laughs] 207 00:09:42,541 --> 00:09:45,336 -[Paris] Cooking with Lele Pons. -[breezy jazz music plays] 208 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:47,129 [Lele] What are we making today? 209 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:49,298 We're doing, like, a Christmas dinner. 210 00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:53,093 I bought some sides, and we're making mac and cheese and roasting a turkey. 211 00:09:53,177 --> 00:09:57,222 Are you serious? So you're making me do the hardest thing you can do in a kitchen. 212 00:09:57,306 --> 00:09:58,140 Basically, yeah. 213 00:09:58,223 --> 00:10:01,560 I did the beginning part so you didn't have to, like, barf and die. 214 00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:04,396 -Okay, okay, good! Okay. -So now it's just goldening. 215 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,940 -And we're gonna do cookies too? -[Paris] Mm-hmm. 216 00:10:07,024 --> 00:10:09,401 I made those yesterday, and we're gonna decorate them. 217 00:10:09,485 --> 00:10:10,778 -[Lele] My God! -Aren't they cute? 218 00:10:10,861 --> 00:10:13,822 -100%. Let's check on the turkey. -[Paris] Let's check on this bitch. 219 00:10:13,906 --> 00:10:16,617 [Paris] How to check on a roasted turkey. 220 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:19,370 "Turkey is ready when thermometer reaches 165 degrees… 221 00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:23,123 -Okay. -…when inserted into the thighs of meat." 222 00:10:23,207 --> 00:10:24,625 -[Lele chuckles] -Eww. 223 00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:27,002 -Okay. -[Lele] All right. 224 00:10:27,086 --> 00:10:29,088 -[Paris] All right. Ooh. -[Lele] Wow! 225 00:10:29,171 --> 00:10:31,840 -[Paris] Looks good. -[Paris] So happy I didn't do anything-- 226 00:10:31,924 --> 00:10:33,217 Like, this is all her! 227 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,260 -[Paris] Is a thigh-- -[Lele] The thigh's that one. 228 00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:37,096 -[Paris] This? -[Lele] Yeah. That's the thigh. 229 00:10:37,179 --> 00:10:39,306 [Paris] Ew. Do we keep this in or is it gonna melt? 230 00:10:39,390 --> 00:10:41,350 Oh, "161." 231 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:43,310 [Paris] Oh, 'cause it's not cooked on the inside. 232 00:10:43,394 --> 00:10:45,104 -Okay, that means more. -Yeah. 233 00:10:45,187 --> 00:10:48,899 So we don't, like, kill Twan and Adam with salmonella. 234 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,068 -We would though. I would. -[laughs] 235 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,736 [holiday jazz music plays] 236 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:55,030 Can you help me with my bow, please? 237 00:10:55,114 --> 00:10:56,615 Just, like, fluff it? 238 00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:57,908 Sliving. 239 00:10:58,492 --> 00:11:01,620 If my dog pisses on the bow, I'm gonna be furious. 240 00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:02,579 [Lele laughs] 241 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:07,126 -Would you like kids? Do you want kids? -Yes. Next year, I wanna have twins. 242 00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:09,253 -Wait! Can you make your kids? -Yeah! 243 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,754 -That's what-- -I did IVF. 244 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:12,464 So you could pick boys, girls… 245 00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:15,551 Then can you make-- 'Cause I don't want them to have my nose. 246 00:11:15,634 --> 00:11:17,678 -What? -Yeah, like my nose is fake. 247 00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:20,180 -It is? -Yeah, like, I had a nose job. 248 00:11:20,264 --> 00:11:21,974 It's amazing. 249 00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:24,601 Yeah, but I can't have my kid having my nose. 250 00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:26,270 [Paris] Let's see what else we do. 251 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:29,356 -"Make mac and cheese. Cook the--" -[Paris] The Paris recipe. 252 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:30,816 -[Lele] Cool. -[Paris] I'll grab it. 253 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:32,151 I know exactly what to do. 254 00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:35,612 [Paris] How to make Easy Cheesy Mac and Cheese. 255 00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:39,199 Your friends will love this crowd-pleaser. Mine always do. 256 00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:40,784 [Lele] Wow, that… 257 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:42,703 Oh wow! 258 00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:44,371 -[Paris] This. -[Lele] Mozzarella. 259 00:11:44,455 --> 00:11:47,291 -A little butter. -So you do everything all at-- Oh wow. 260 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,250 She's like… 261 00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:53,130 -'Kay. -Okay, so… 262 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,423 Forgot how to do it. 263 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:56,508 "One, boil water. Two, drain." 264 00:11:56,592 --> 00:11:59,303 -Add all that. -This is the recipe for Paris? [laughs] 265 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:02,181 -This is Paris' recipe, guys. -[Paris] Yeah. 266 00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:04,057 Mine is basically like that, 267 00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:06,560 -with all of this thrown on. -All this stuff. 268 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:09,062 -[Lele] We have to put hot water, right? -[Paris] Oh yeah. 269 00:12:10,272 --> 00:12:11,523 Wow! 270 00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:13,442 So that and then salt. 271 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,654 Why is this salt glittery? 272 00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:19,531 'Cause it's glittery salt. 273 00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:22,951 Every little detail is, like, perfect! 274 00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:25,329 The salt is diamonds! 275 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,455 -Please! -[laughs] 276 00:12:27,039 --> 00:12:28,373 [Paris] That's how I roll. 277 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,918 [breezy jazz music plays] 278 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:37,090 [exhales] How are we going with the butter? 279 00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,634 It's great! It's just… 280 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:41,637 -Fucking up your nails? -[laughs] 281 00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,014 [Lele] I never wear nails! 282 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,642 I think I need a little more and then we're good. 283 00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:47,935 [Paris] So, what's next? 284 00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:50,479 One half-- quar-- 285 00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,105 One quarter. Is it this? 286 00:12:52,189 --> 00:12:54,274 Yeah, look at the little thingy. 287 00:12:54,358 --> 00:12:56,151 -Oh. It's tiny. -So it has to be that. 288 00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:58,153 -Why is it so tiny? -I don't get it. 289 00:12:58,237 --> 00:13:01,281 -Makes no sense. Should we just change it? -Probably. 290 00:13:01,365 --> 00:13:02,282 One… 291 00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,618 -That. -There! Yeah, let's do that. 292 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:05,536 I like milk. 293 00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:07,287 [Lele] Then what else do we do? 294 00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:09,665 -We have to put the cheese, no? -[Paris] Yes. 295 00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:10,958 [breezy jazz continues] 296 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,793 -Everything? -Everything. 297 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,461 -This, that, this. -[Lele] Mmm. 298 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:18,340 -You gonna put all of this? -[Paris] Yeah. 299 00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:21,510 [Lele] Wow! 300 00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:23,387 All of it. All of it? 301 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:24,847 [Paris] Yeah. 302 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,684 [Lele] There's, like, 15 types of cheeses! 303 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:29,893 [Paris] Cheese is bomb. 304 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,478 [Paris] Mm-hmm. 305 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:35,816 -[Lele] I'm killing this. -What do you usually have for Christmas? 306 00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:39,695 It depends. I'm in Puerto Rico every Christmas, so, the pork… 307 00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:41,697 -They literally kill it in my house. -Pork? 308 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:42,865 -A pig? -A pig. 309 00:13:42,948 --> 00:13:44,366 -Aww! -I know-- 310 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:46,910 -I'm not doing it! -I had a pig named Princess Pigelette. 311 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:49,705 I will never eat pig again because I'm obsessed with her. 312 00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:52,916 [Lele] It depends what you want. I'm usually like, "I don't want the pig!" 313 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:53,876 So random. 314 00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:56,587 So my grandma just does for me the tortellini. 315 00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:59,172 -Oh wait. So what time is it? -Oh shit. 316 00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:04,177 -Oh my God, you were literally on time! -Hey, on time! 317 00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:05,429 -Okay. -[Paris] You're psychic. 318 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,055 [jazz music continues] 319 00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:08,765 [Paris] Careful. That's hot. 320 00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:10,267 -Literally. -[Lele laughs] 321 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,352 [Lele] Okay, I think this is ready now. 322 00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:14,521 All right. 323 00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:20,277 -[Paris] Yas! -[Lele] Then you put that, I think, right? 324 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,486 [Paris] It's stuck. 325 00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:25,365 -[Lele] Open it. -[Paris] Oh my… 326 00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:26,700 [Lele] Open the vagina. 327 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,952 [both laugh] 328 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,454 Uno, dos, tres… 329 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:35,167 Wow, we made it! 330 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:38,086 -[Paris] Yes. -[Lele] To be honest, I didn't have faith. 331 00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:41,298 [Paris] Well, we always had to have faith that we could do anything. 332 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,966 [breezy jazz music playing] 333 00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,385 Oh my God! So bomb. 334 00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:47,846 -It's actually really freaking good. -It's sick. 335 00:14:50,641 --> 00:14:52,851 -Okay. -Wow! 336 00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:54,686 [Paris] Oh my God, it's so cheesy. 337 00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:57,189 [Lele] It's so cheesy! I love it! 338 00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:59,650 [Paris] Some of the best mac and cheese in life. 339 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,151 [music fades] 340 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,236 -I'm gonna grab something. -What? 341 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,948 [Paris] It's boring how it looks. It needs to be hot. 342 00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:09,993 -[upbeat orchestral music plays] -This is cute. 343 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:10,994 Chanel. 344 00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:13,872 [Lele] Look at that! Looks like a cake. 345 00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,666 It really does. 346 00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:17,334 And, like, Gucci. 347 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,127 This is sick. 348 00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:21,088 -That's how you do it. -Wow! 349 00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:24,716 [Lele] Macaroni and cheese! 350 00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:26,969 [music fades] 351 00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:29,304 So, what are the names of the kids that you want? 352 00:15:29,388 --> 00:15:34,351 So the girl is gonna be named London Marilyn Hilton Reum. 353 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,478 Wow. Okay, okay. I love that. London. 354 00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:38,438 Yeah, London 'cause London Paris. 355 00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:39,856 And then the boy, I don't… 356 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:43,360 I can't think of, like, a cool city, like, for a boy's name. 357 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,277 Denver? 358 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:46,113 Denver? Hmm. 359 00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:49,032 -Denver. I never even thought of that. -Yeah. 360 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:51,910 I was thinking of Ibiza, Vegas, all my favorite cities. 361 00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:55,372 But if my kid's named Ibiza, it's gonna be, like, a rager. 362 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:59,126 -Rio? That's from Brazil. -That's cute. You're really good at this! 363 00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:01,753 -If I think of more, I'll give you more. -Thank you, sis. 364 00:16:01,837 --> 00:16:03,797 -Let's check on our sliving turkey. -Yeah. 365 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,507 Is it sliving, or burning, 366 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:06,842 or buried? 367 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:07,759 [Lele chuckles] 368 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,470 Where's the, uh, stabber? 369 00:16:10,554 --> 00:16:12,389 -Stab this… -It must be, like, right? 370 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,306 …motherfucker. 371 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:14,891 [both laugh] 372 00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:17,102 -All right, let's go. -[laughing] 373 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:18,937 One, two, three, stab. 374 00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,147 [upbeat jazz playing] 375 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,733 "170"-- Oh shit. 376 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:25,652 -[Lele] Okay, let's take him out, right? -[Paris] Yes. 377 00:16:25,736 --> 00:16:28,447 -[Lele] Oh, even the gloves are red. -Obviously. 378 00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:29,656 [straining] 379 00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:31,074 So fucking heavy. 380 00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:32,909 [Lele] Amazing! 381 00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:35,162 -This is so pretty. -[Paris] I know. 382 00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:37,914 -[Lele] Wow! -[Paris] Okay, squirt it a little. 383 00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:40,625 [Lele chuckles] This-- 384 00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,127 -[laughs] -[Paris] Perfect. 385 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:45,338 -The boys are gonna be so impressed. -[Lele] Oh my God, I know! 386 00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:46,339 [music fades] 387 00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:49,092 -So good, Paris. -Cheese. 388 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,429 -Wow, you really love cheese. -[Paris] Mm-hmm. 389 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:56,641 -I love everything that's bad for you. -[scoffs] Me too. 390 00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:58,393 Oh! What is this? 391 00:16:58,477 --> 00:17:00,270 [whimsical jazz plays] 392 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,439 -Ring. -Uh-huh, but a wedding ring! 393 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,440 Yeah. 394 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:04,399 Yeah. 395 00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:07,861 -Sliving. -[Lele] Oh my God! 396 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:10,322 When you get married, my God, I am going there, 397 00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:12,407 and I'm doing a tent outside! 398 00:17:12,491 --> 00:17:13,742 I need you there. 399 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,535 I am gonna be there, and I'm gonna be crying. 400 00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:17,454 -[Paris] Yes! -[Lele laughs] 401 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,499 -[breezy jazz plays] -[Paris] How to decorate couture cookies. 402 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,668 I got all these at the Farmers Market. How cute! 403 00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:27,297 Okay, now we can definitely, like, relax and talk. 404 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,465 This is fun. 405 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,426 [Paris] Oh yeah. This is, like, a walk in the park. 406 00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:33,512 [Lele] Who you gonna spend Christmas with this year? 407 00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,430 My boyfriend and his family. 408 00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:37,432 -Our second Christmas together. -[Lele] What? 409 00:17:37,516 --> 00:17:40,018 [Paris] Yeah, we went to Montana, which was so amazing. 410 00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:42,521 -We just skied. -I've never been. Do you like skiing or… 411 00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:44,481 -[Paris] Yeah, I love it. -Wow! 412 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,316 I used to be on the ice hockey team, so-- 413 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,026 -[Lele] What? -I'm a tomboy. 414 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,528 A lot of people don't know that. 415 00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:52,405 Hey, so you're really, like-- You like to do sports. 416 00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:54,449 I like ice hockey. 417 00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:56,618 I like skydiving, skiing, 418 00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:58,328 jet skiing, water skiing. 419 00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,454 [Lele] I love that. 420 00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:02,082 I need a file with these stupid nails. 421 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,794 [Paris] Yeah, you did not bring your cooking nails today. 422 00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:09,047 -[Lele] No, because I wanted to look good. -I feel you. 423 00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:12,509 I've been on one this whole time, you're on your fourth. 424 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,386 [holiday jazz music playing] 425 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:16,471 [Paris] Cute! 426 00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:20,225 [blowing] 427 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,145 -[Lele] This is horrible! -[Paris] No, it's cute. 428 00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:26,731 -[Lele] I don't like it. It's really ugly. -[Paris] No, it's cute. I like the purple. 429 00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:27,649 [music fades] 430 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:30,569 Oh my God! You have, like, glitter all over your nose. 431 00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:32,779 And-- Okay. 432 00:18:32,863 --> 00:18:34,573 Oh, oh! Yep! 433 00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:41,746 [Paris] Oh. 434 00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:45,167 -Etienne, will you help us? [laughs] -Yeah. 435 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,585 [Paris] Hell yes. 436 00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:49,129 -[holiday jazz music plays] -Crushing it. [laughs] 437 00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:52,382 The way that she looked at me, she was like, "Oh…" [laughs] 438 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,259 [Lele laughs] Oh. 439 00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:59,389 -[Paris] Chic as fuck. -[Lele] Right? Can't wait to eat it! 440 00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:02,017 Oh my God, this is so cute! 441 00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:04,895 That's amazing! 442 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,062 [Paris] So cute. 443 00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:10,483 [Paris] Okay, let's get this turk. 444 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:11,401 Oh my God! 445 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:15,530 Oh wow! This is beautiful! 446 00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:17,949 It really is. Lets stab it. 447 00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:20,744 [chuckles] 448 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,037 Do it-- Stab it harder. 449 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:23,663 Oh my God! 450 00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,624 -[Lele] Oh wow! -[Paris] Wow! 451 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,378 -I feel like we need to make it cuter. -[Lele] Yeah. 452 00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:32,339 Like, designer turkey? 453 00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:34,966 I feel like every turkey should be like this. 454 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:36,843 Cute. 455 00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:39,512 Sprinkle! 456 00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:42,474 [Lele] Wow! Oh my God! 457 00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:44,309 [Paris] Cute. What else? 458 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,270 -Christmas-y. -[Paris] Very. 459 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,522 I wish we had, like, candles. 460 00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:51,858 Oh my God, I have sparklers! 461 00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:53,026 -You do? -Yes. 462 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,444 -Oh my God, where? -Yes! 463 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,529 [upbeat orchestral music plays] 464 00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:01,910 -At least if he died-- -[Lele] He died partying. 465 00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:03,787 [Paris] …for something. He was raging. 466 00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:06,414 -[Lele laughs] -[Paris] Cute. 467 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,459 We should write-- like, tag our names on it. 468 00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:12,045 [Lele] Sliving! 469 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,673 I can't wait until they see this. 470 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:16,258 [music fades] 471 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:17,884 [doorbell rings] 472 00:20:17,968 --> 00:20:19,761 -Oh, are they here? -Yes. 473 00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:22,013 [sweeping romantic music plays] 474 00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:24,474 -[Lele] Hey, guys! -Hey! 475 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,892 -What's up, guys? -How are you? 476 00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:27,394 -What up? -How are you? 477 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:28,770 -Hey, babe. -Hey. 478 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:29,688 [Twan] Hey. 479 00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:31,815 -We could smell it from the street! -Smells amazing. 480 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,733 -What happened to your face? -What the hell? 481 00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:36,236 ["Vive Le Vent" by Dalida plays] 482 00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:45,704 [song fades] 483 00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:47,247 [Paris] Happy holidays! 484 00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:49,332 -Ready for this? -I'm so proud of us. 485 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,084 I'm so proud. We did the mac and cheese. 486 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,877 [Paris] This is bomb. 487 00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:54,754 -Looks delicious. -[Adam] Gucci mac and cheese? 488 00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:56,715 -[Lele] Yes. -[Adam] It's sold out everywhere. 489 00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:58,091 It's sold out everywhere. 490 00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:00,719 -Wild! Are those sparklers? -Light the whole room up. 491 00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:04,597 -Okay, here we go. -Yeah. I feel like I'm in Miami at a club. 492 00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:05,849 [all laugh] 493 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,225 -Oh my God! -That is amazing! 494 00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:08,893 -[Twan] Wow. -So epic! 495 00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:11,104 This looks amazing! 496 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,565 -[Paris] Yes! It's a party! -[Twan] This is awesome. 497 00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:14,649 [laughter] 498 00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:16,026 Oh my God, I'm so happy. Yes! 499 00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:19,404 -[Adam] I can't wait! I'm so hungry. -[Paris] Do you want to cut it? 500 00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:21,281 -Yeah, can we-- -[Lele] You cut it… 501 00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:22,866 -I don't know how-- -[Adam] I'll cut it. 502 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,868 -Yeah, you can do it. -Oh my God! 503 00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:27,162 -[Adam] Um… -I want this part. 504 00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:28,246 [Twan] Go for it. 505 00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:30,832 Oh shit! Pull these bitches off. 506 00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,667 [Twan] Are you digging a side hole in there? 507 00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:33,752 [Paris grunts] 508 00:21:34,252 --> 00:21:36,546 -[Paris] Have you done this before? -I've cut turkeys, yeah. 509 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:40,425 -[Twan] Siri, how do we cut a turkey? -But this… The glitter is getting… 510 00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:43,386 -Oh wow! All right… -Oh my God! 511 00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:45,096 [Adam] There we go. 512 00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:47,974 -You want the first piece? -Thank you! 513 00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:50,226 -Yeah. It's the best part of the turkey. -Yes! 514 00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:51,686 -Got it! -[Twan laughs] Oh! 515 00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:53,855 -[Twan] Lele just grabbed the whole arm. -[laughs] 516 00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:54,773 [laughs] 517 00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:57,484 -[Paris] I love this. -Well, cheers, I guess. 518 00:21:57,567 --> 00:22:00,320 -Are we gonna say grace? -I pray this food is hot. 519 00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:02,405 Loves it. 520 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,283 -Amen. -[Lele] Amen. 521 00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:07,035 -Amen. -[laughs] 522 00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:10,497 -[Twan] Wow, you're really good at this. -[laughs] Yes! 523 00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:12,749 [Twan] I'm down to try the mac and cheese. 524 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,167 [Lele] Let me help you guys. 525 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:16,544 [Adam] This is way better than Easy Mac. 526 00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:18,088 -Way better. -[Paris] Mm-hmm. 527 00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:20,256 [Paris] We put in mozzarella and Parmesan. 528 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,926 -Everything! -Like, every cheese you can imagine. 529 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:26,471 This is the first, like, non-dry turkey I've ever had. 530 00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:28,932 [Paris] Oh my God, did you eat the whole leg? 531 00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:31,142 -[laughs] -[Paris] Yes! 532 00:22:31,226 --> 00:22:32,060 Sliving. 533 00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:35,063 -[laughing] -[piano gently plays "O Christmas Tree"] 534 00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:36,064 Cheers, guys! 535 00:22:36,147 --> 00:22:37,315 [all] Cheers! 536 00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:39,150 -Cheers! -[Paris] Yes! Cheers! 537 00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:41,194 Thanks for coming, guys. 538 00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:46,408 [Paris] This year, I overcame my fear of raw turkey. 539 00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:48,451 You just have to make it yours. 540 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:53,164 And suddenly, whatever you're cooking isn't all that scary. 541 00:22:53,248 --> 00:22:55,875 -[Adam] I lost some of the cookie, but… -[all laugh] 542 00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:57,419 -[Adam] It's pretty good. -[laughter] 543 00:22:58,336 --> 00:23:01,214 [Paris] So make your holidays into whatever slays for you. 544 00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:06,594 What? You think I'd leave you on a chill moment? 545 00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:08,346 [upbeat holiday music plays] 546 00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:09,848 -Hi, guys. -[Lele] This is amazing. 547 00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:12,016 -[Twan] Ah, look at that! -[Adam] Are those real? 548 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:16,020 -Yes. -Hello! [clicks tongue] Hey! How are you? 549 00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:18,148 [Adam] Oh my God. I think he wants some turkey. 550 00:23:18,231 --> 00:23:19,357 [Paris] She probably does. 551 00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:20,650 [Lele] Look at this one! 552 00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:22,110 [Lele laughs] 553 00:23:22,193 --> 00:23:23,778 [Paris] Killing it, in this room. 554 00:23:23,862 --> 00:23:25,196 [laughs] 555 00:23:26,197 --> 00:23:27,782 [music fades] 556 00:23:27,866 --> 00:23:29,117 [Paris] Gobble, gobble! 557 00:23:30,285 --> 00:23:32,203 [sweeping romantic music plays]