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‎（拉森 天然食品與維他命）

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‎（農場生鮮區）

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‎植物奶、燕麥牛乳

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‎天啊，這麼多牛奶可選，搞什麼？

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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎要買的東西好多，太超過

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‎番茄醬，我的最愛，超愛的

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‎買完囉！

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‎我喜歡做菜，但我不是專業廚師

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‎我也沒有刻意去學

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‎我有幾道拿手菜

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‎超炫活墨西哥餅

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‎果凍酒

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‎千層麵

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‎但是我想多學幾樣

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‎增加我會的菜色

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‎我發現全新的食譜

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‎想邀請好友過來品嚐一下

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‎我們能創造魔力美食嗎？

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‎真相要揭曉啦

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‎幫我集氣吧

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‎-好耶！
‎-好耶！天啊

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‎沒什麼不可能的事

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‎我今晚要挑戰薯條

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‎我超愛吃薯條

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‎捲捲形、牛排形、鬆餅形

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‎但最棒的就是麥當勞薯條

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‎真的，我這輩子有個夢想

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‎就是要在家做出麥當勞薯條

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‎但是有個問題

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‎麥當勞薯條並非純素

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‎我的助手卻吃純素

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‎她就是諧星妮基格拉瑟

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‎所以我為最愛的麥當勞薯條
‎找了純素食譜

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‎這樣還會一樣好吃嗎？等著瞧

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‎為了要有純正的美國口味

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‎我還找純素薯條跟純素漢堡、粉紅醬

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‎和純素奶昔搭配

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‎還要把我家餐廳變身為
‎時髦的1950年代洛城風格簡餐店

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‎今晚女性嘉賓包括阿曼達塞爾尼

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‎卡萊爾佛斯特

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‎還有惠特妮卡明

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‎我做過普通漢堡，但沒做過薯條

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‎更沒做過純素的菜

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‎我有食譜可以參考

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‎我的炫活手套則是鑲滿水晶

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‎希望幸運女神能眷顧我

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‎劇名：與妮基格拉瑟的
‎純素漢堡和薯條

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‎現在該做麥當勞薯條了，對

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‎純素麥當勞薯條備料

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‎“馬鈴薯去皮後切成條狀”
‎我有削皮器嗎？

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‎應該是這個

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‎對

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‎（將三顆褐皮馬鈴薯削皮）

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‎這裡好熱

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‎我在流汗嗎？

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‎-妳要換衣服嗎？
‎-真的要嗎？

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‎廚房真的很熱嗎？

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‎超熱的，因為…

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‎烤箱是開的，我拼命流汗

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‎香奈兒

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‎開始吧

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‎下廚真的就像運動

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‎我以前覺得逛街就是有氧運動

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‎現在作菜變成有氧運動了

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‎讚啦

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‎我應該把棕色的部位切掉
‎免得出現棕色薯條

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‎靠，天啊

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‎（切掉棕色部位）

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‎看起來很好玩

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‎（用薯條切割器
‎將去皮馬鈴薯切成條狀）

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‎好，太讚了

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‎把薯條放進這裡

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‎好，我得先放糖

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‎3湯匙的砂糖

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‎難怪麥當勞薯條這麼好吃

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‎因為加了一堆砂糖

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‎（砂糖是美味萬靈丹）

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‎（將薯條放進糖水浸泡）

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‎冷藏30分鐘

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‎廚房自拍時間到了

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‎我在做薯條，好讚

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‎（30分鐘過後）

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‎靠

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‎（薯條文火慢煮三分鐘）

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‎（將水瀝乾）

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‎我簡直就像在幫人做臉

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‎感覺應該要灑鹽，食譜沒說，但…

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‎“玫瑰鹽”

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‎（讓自製薯條跟麥當勞薯條一樣鹹）

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‎現在要放進烤箱

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‎（用攝氏190度烤15分鐘）

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‎“每個女人都會做菜”，沒錯

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‎（咖啡因女王）

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‎（薯條降溫後進冰箱冷凍）

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‎希望冰淇淋不要融化了

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‎好

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‎該噴點“獨角獸迷霧”了

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‎好清爽，超愛的

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‎狗狗好！

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‎嗨！

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‎牠好可愛喔

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‎嗨，好耶

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‎保重喔

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‎別毀了我的髮型和化妝

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‎-大家好！
‎-妳好！

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‎嗨！

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‎-要先讓頭進去嗎？
‎-好

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‎天啊

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‎這是跟冰淇淋公司借的嗎？

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‎我沒辦法

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‎-太扯了！
‎-很可愛吧？

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‎好，我們等一下再跟你玩

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‎馬上回來，愛你喔

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‎看起來真像懷舊餐廳，好棒

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‎-小芭？
‎-怎樣？

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‎妳只有30分鐘可以準備

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‎好

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‎我會準備好

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‎好，開始吧，免得太晚

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‎好，我想在她們來之前吃一口魚子醬

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‎因為整天都要吃純素，所以…

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‎所以在開始前開點葷

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‎好

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‎現在要開始吃素了

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‎-嗨，寶貝
‎-嗨！

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‎喔，天啊！

128
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‎-見到妳好高興
‎-見到妳好高興！

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‎-謝謝妳請我來
‎-謝謝妳賞臉

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‎-想到能找妳就好高興
‎-我也是

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‎-我們開始培養友誼吧
‎-超愛的

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‎妮基格拉瑟是現在
‎很紅的單口相聲藝人

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‎而且跟她在一起都很開心

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‎-超愛的？
‎-超愛的

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‎加上等一下要來的女生
‎今天一定超開心

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‎妳下廚都這樣嗎？穿這樣…

137
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‎-妳穿這套做什麼都可以
‎-那當然，我喜歡打扮

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‎我們好像一起出去過兩次

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‎妳上過我的廣播

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‎然後我在《吉米夜現場》
‎代班主持時訪問過妳

141
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‎-透過電視…
‎-那次很好玩

142
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‎我有很多話要跟妳說
‎我好像跟妳掏心掏肺了

143
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‎-我只是…
‎-過來掏吧

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‎-天啊
‎-快給我說出來

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‎我超愛妳的，妳也知道
‎我一直都是妳的鐵粉…

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‎-妮基，妳可以站這邊嗎？
‎-沒問題！

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‎-因為這邊燈光比較好
‎-沒問題，謝謝

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‎因為這樣拍起來最好看

149
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‎好，謝謝

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‎請教我怎麼…我只想…

151
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‎怎麼站，還有各種美姿美儀

152
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‎我一直都是妳的超級粉絲

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‎我就…

154
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‎妳整晚跟朋友在一起都這樣站嗎？

155
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‎這個鞋跟讓我很痛，所以為了漂亮

156
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‎就必須假裝腳不痛

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‎謝謝，這就是我的問題
‎我覺得穿起來很痛苦

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‎愛美不要怕痛

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‎跟妮基格拉瑟一起下廚

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‎-因為妳吃純素…
‎-對

161
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‎…所以我安排這份菜單

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‎-我們要做純素漢堡和薯條
‎-天啊，好可愛！

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‎這都是妳寫的？

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‎對，我在網路上找到一堆食譜
‎然後抄到這本書裡

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‎-天啊，妳超可愛的！
‎-謝謝

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‎還有純素奶昔

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‎我都用五顏六色寫

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‎如果全部黑色、藍色或紅色
‎我會覺得無聊

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‎-我喜歡，好，所以是麥當勞薯條？
‎-對

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‎-我超愛麥當勞薯條的
‎-對

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‎-超好吃
‎-我好久沒吃了

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‎我超興奮的

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‎我覺得麥當勞薯條有不可告人的秘密

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‎但那香味實在…

175
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‎-獨一無二
‎-超扯的

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‎讓我想到我媽放棄下廚

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‎然後說：“我今晚不想煮飯”

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‎我就說：“好耶！”

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‎妳能做得一模一樣嗎？味道都對？

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‎不知道，我們就是要挑戰

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‎-麥當勞薯條
‎-麥當勞超猛的

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‎漢堡

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‎首先就是漢堡上的醬汁

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‎天啊，對耶！

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‎-“製作粉紅醬，然後放進冰箱”
‎-好

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‎好，我可以負責“放進冰箱”這部分

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‎純素粉紅醬做法

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‎其實就是千島醬

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‎所以，“番茄醬”

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‎“3湯匙”

191
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‎-那個是湯匙嗎？
‎-對

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‎-我愛番茄醬
‎-我也是

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‎超讚的，我什麼都…我只是猜的

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‎對，這樣很好

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‎越多越好，番茄醬要下重一點

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‎靠！更多番茄醬

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‎對

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‎好，什麼？

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‎“半杯純素美乃滋”

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‎“半杯純素酸奶油”

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‎也許吧，天啊

202
00:10:13,197 --> 00:10:15,866
‎加入這個，很好

203
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,576
‎好，用打蛋器攪勻

204
00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:19,370
‎打蛋器是什麼？

205
00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:20,287
‎“攪勻”是什麼？

206
00:10:20,371 --> 00:10:21,372
‎這是打蛋器嗎？

207
00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:24,291
‎那東西長得像這樣，還有…

208
00:10:24,375 --> 00:10:27,002
‎-圓圈？
‎-是打蛋用的

209
00:10:27,086 --> 00:10:29,338
‎-好像銀色的…
‎-就像有彈性的…

210
00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:30,255
‎彈圈

211
00:10:30,881 --> 00:10:32,216
‎-不是
‎-那個嗎？

212
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,259
‎妳有長得像獨角獸的打蛋器嗎？

213
00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:35,469
‎我以為妳有下廚？

214
00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:36,595
‎-我有啊
‎-那是怎樣？

215
00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:38,430
‎我不知道每樣東西的名字

216
00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:39,848
‎-好，就這個
‎-笨！

217
00:10:39,932 --> 00:10:41,058
‎好

218
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,476
‎好，打蛋

219
00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:43,394
‎烹飪祕訣

220
00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:46,563
‎告訴各位，這就是打蛋器

221
00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:51,151
‎拜託，我們就忠於自己吧

222
00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:52,194
‎沒錯

223
00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:55,531
‎妳有在高級牛排館要過番茄醬嗎？

224
00:10:55,614 --> 00:10:57,324
‎-有，妳也會嗎？
‎-每次都會

225
00:10:57,408 --> 00:10:59,868
‎-對方都覺得是奇恥大辱
‎-對

226
00:10:59,952 --> 00:11:02,746
‎-我吃什麼都加番茄醬，超愛的
‎-我也是

227
00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:04,581
‎粉紅醬搞定了

228
00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:05,999
‎放進冰箱

229
00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:08,419
‎我這次真的搞定了

230
00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:11,380
‎開芭莉絲希爾頓的冰箱很稀鬆平常啊

231
00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,132
‎-炫活
‎-超炫活的

232
00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:16,927
‎天啊！，真羨慕妳，好

233
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:17,845
‎好

234
00:11:18,554 --> 00:11:19,805
‎天啊

235
00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,348
‎“油炸冷凍薯條”，好

236
00:11:21,432 --> 00:11:24,601
‎好，已經切好了，我以為要自己切…

237
00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:26,812
‎我昨天就切了，超難的

238
00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:29,606
‎還好妳沒有凡事都想自己來

239
00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,650
‎我自己削皮和切成條狀

240
00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:33,861
‎-什麼，妳自己來？
‎-我自己動手做的

241
00:11:33,944 --> 00:11:35,154
‎天啊！

242
00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:36,780
‎好厲害，妳怎麼切的？

243
00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:38,657
‎我有一台很猛的機器

244
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:40,826
‎用力壓下去，薯條就會飛出來

245
00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,202
‎-好棒！
‎-超猛的

246
00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:46,206
‎油炸純素麥當勞薯條的時間到了

247
00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:48,625
‎這些是純素的，因為沒加牛肉調味

248
00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:51,837
‎我超怕的，先測試一下看看狀況

249
00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:55,090
‎-我想應該等到…放下去
‎-等一下

250
00:11:55,174 --> 00:11:56,508
‎好，我們…妳看…

251
00:11:56,592 --> 00:11:58,594
‎先測試這兩條

252
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,388
‎好，就這樣，直接炸吧

253
00:12:01,472 --> 00:12:04,057
‎好，先抓一把

254
00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:05,058
‎放進去

255
00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:11,440
‎好

256
00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:12,941
‎-天啊！
‎-要倒下去嗎？

257
00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:14,443
‎一次全炸啦，衝了

258
00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:17,237
‎-拉起來，我很緊張…
‎-可不要噴到油

259
00:12:17,321 --> 00:12:19,031
‎-會毀容
‎-超聰明的

260
00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:20,616
‎-我好怕
‎-我被燙到過

261
00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:23,160
‎我炸過，雖然不是用這台機器

262
00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:26,538
‎-上面說二、三分鐘
‎-對！

263
00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:30,000
‎-好
‎-搞屁啊？

264
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:33,629
‎妳們要的話可以開抽油煙機

265
00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:34,630
‎在哪裡？

266
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,092
‎-那裡
‎-這個東西

267
00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:40,719
‎開關在哪裡？

268
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:46,183
‎妳要轉右邊的小旋鈕

269
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,559
‎這個嗎？

270
00:12:47,643 --> 00:12:48,727
‎另一個

271
00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:53,982
‎-燒焦了嗎？
‎-沒有，根本還沒變焦黃色

272
00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:55,734
‎要跟古銅膚色噴霧一樣黃

273
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:56,860
‎快變焦黃色！

274
00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:59,613
‎-妳有用古銅膚色噴霧嗎？
‎-當然有

275
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,907
‎我全身只有古銅膚色是假的

276
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,367
‎還有我去接髮

277
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,284
‎還有假睫毛

278
00:13:04,368 --> 00:13:05,786
‎-其他都是真的
‎-對

279
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,997
‎看起來漂亮到像假的

280
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:13,252
‎可以了嗎？

281
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:14,962
‎-好
‎-燙到我了，但炸得很好

282
00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:19,258
‎好耶！

283
00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:21,426
‎吃起來真的很像麥當勞薯條

284
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,262
‎真的，真好吃

285
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,013
‎超可愛！

286
00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:28,392
‎我最喜歡妳的“太超過”口頭禪

287
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,435
‎妳有把那句話註冊商標嗎？

288
00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:31,854
‎-還沒
‎-那句很棒

289
00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:33,730
‎只有“好讚”和“炫活”

290
00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:35,190
‎“炫活”是什麼時候想到的？

291
00:13:35,274 --> 00:13:39,403
‎“炫活”是去年萬聖節發明的
‎我那時參加宴會

292
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,071
‎太興奮了

293
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,949
‎“炫活”兩個字就脫口而出
‎我朋友說：“炫活？”

294
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:47,077
‎我說：“靠”，“這就是炫活”

295
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,289
‎把過最好的生活
‎和“超殺”以及“好殺”合起來的詞

296
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:53,876
‎後來我一直說“炫活”
‎我心裡想：“這個詞一定要註冊商標”

297
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:56,545
‎現在甚至上了網路俚語辭典

298
00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:57,462
‎真的？

299
00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:58,672
‎有意思

300
00:13:58,755 --> 00:13:59,590
‎對

301
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:02,175
‎-想吃點“未來漢堡排”嗎？
‎-好呀！

302
00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:06,054
‎純素無乳酪漢堡做法

303
00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:09,474
‎-我們一定要摸嗎？
‎-我不想摸

304
00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:11,685
‎聞起來比一般肉好多了

305
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,228
‎怎麼一塊紅色一塊棕色？

306
00:14:13,312 --> 00:14:17,774
‎我覺得他們加比較多色素
‎希望看起來比較像牛絞肉

307
00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:20,152
‎-“一顆洋蔥”
‎-我覺得…不要聞

308
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:22,321
‎-煮熟後會比較好聞
‎-好

309
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,698
‎我灑鹽

310
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:25,824
‎“洋蔥切片”

311
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:29,077
‎好，要用食物調理機，我切這顆洋蔥

312
00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:31,747
‎我不知道怎麼用，就看著辦吧

313
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,333
‎小心點，別削掉手指了

314
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:35,876
‎一定值回票價

315
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,878
‎-和芭莉絲…
‎-和芭莉絲希爾頓一起下廚

316
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:41,006
‎好，好像可以了，這樣行嗎？

317
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:42,799
‎-等一下
‎-這是液體

318
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:44,968
‎直接挖出來

319
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,471
‎《剪刀手愛德華》

320
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,223
‎好，上面寫“戴上手套”，妳戴好了

321
00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:52,225
‎“然後攪拌碗裡的食材”

322
00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:53,727
‎美女，我才不要這樣攪拌

323
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,396
‎-一定還有其他手套
‎-一定有手套

324
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:57,773
‎對

325
00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,650
‎我快要尿出來了

326
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,193
‎去尿吧，這個我來

327
00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:03,195
‎這個讓我有點“興奮”了

328
00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:06,281
‎我覺得到目前為止都不錯，她在廁所

329
00:15:06,365 --> 00:15:10,410
‎我一開始好像有點太強勢了

330
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:11,870
‎我有點像瘋狂粉絲

331
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:14,873
‎我覺得我可以當她小孩的乾媽…

332
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,001
‎我覺得她一定肯

333
00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:20,963
‎我要蓋住我的炫活手套

334
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:23,590
‎-戴兩層手套
‎-希望能蓋住這顆心

335
00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:26,009
‎-好
‎-好，幫我集氣吧

336
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,928
‎我可不想把水晶扯掉

337
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,182
‎現在我們要做這些東西

338
00:15:32,683 --> 00:15:34,267
‎-好
‎-要揉碎

339
00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:39,272
‎我這樣好像在摸兩顆黏黏的睪丸

340
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,108
‎對！看起來很像蛋蛋！

341
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,150
‎我要吐了

342
00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:43,235
‎真的耶

343
00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:45,487
‎我太久沒看過了，好懷念

344
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,489
‎讓我想到從前

345
00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:50,742
‎在這麼多的優點中，我最喜歡的

346
00:15:50,826 --> 00:15:53,495
‎就是妳的綽號叫“藍鳥小姐”

347
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:54,413
‎藍鳥達人

348
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:56,248
‎藍鳥達人，對，好

349
00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:58,959
‎因為妳不會這麼容易獻身

350
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,795
‎我媽說：“大家都想要香奈兒包包

351
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:04,172
‎不會想要運河街上的假貨

352
00:16:04,256 --> 00:16:06,591
‎他們要真正的香奈兒

353
00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:09,428
‎女人最好要很難到手
‎要學香奈兒包包”

354
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:11,638
‎我覺得這句話很有道理

355
00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:13,515
‎-要學香奈兒包包
‎-對

356
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,976
‎對，妳不會射在香奈兒包包上

357
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:17,811
‎一定的

358
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,857
‎好耶！

359
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,692
‎-這個小寶貝
‎-對

360
00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:27,112
‎好，現在我要脫掉沾滿植物肉的手套

361
00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:31,366
‎我要…這手套很搭我的衣服
‎所以我不脫

362
00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:33,910
‎只要剪個洞就能搭配妳的衣服

363
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:34,828
‎對啊！

364
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:38,707
‎好讚，超愛的

365
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,208
‎-對
‎-對

366
00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:41,501
‎-炫活
‎-炫活

367
00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:42,794
‎-太讚了
‎-太讚了

368
00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:46,423
‎我覺得惠特妮和其他人來時

369
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,050
‎我要用這個聲音打招呼

370
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,634
‎-超愛的
‎-因為…

371
00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:51,595
‎在這個地方超過一小時

372
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:54,306
‎講話就會變成這樣

373
00:16:57,559 --> 00:17:01,313
‎我喜歡妳的廚具
‎感覺上就像擺好看的

374
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:03,440
‎糟糕！我把鑽石燒掉了嗎？

375
00:17:04,316 --> 00:17:05,233
‎對耶，真的

376
00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:06,485
‎好悲哀喔

377
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:09,780
‎裡面有水鑽，至少是純素的

378
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:11,907
‎妳的肉好大片

379
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:14,534
‎-我知道
‎-這樣放到麵包裡會凸出來

380
00:17:16,495 --> 00:17:17,788
‎我有很好的辦法

381
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:20,791
‎我們可以用模具把肉切小到夠放

382
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,042
‎我看看有什麼

383
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,544
‎-能夠…
‎-就像餅乾模具

384
00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:25,879
‎對耶，好可愛

385
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,758
‎天啊，真棒

386
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,218
‎太讚了

387
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,386
‎-對啊
‎-這樣一定行

388
00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:34,346
‎超可愛

389
00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:39,351
‎-超愛的
‎-好可愛！

390
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:43,396
‎-還有這個，放上面
‎-超愛的

391
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,023
‎-可愛
‎-沒錯

392
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:48,026
‎然後把東西放上去，讓乳酪融化

393
00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:51,238
‎-就聽妳的，芭莉絲
‎-我很有把握

394
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:54,199
‎-那個
‎-對耶

395
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:55,784
‎這樣能鎖住溫度

396
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:59,079
‎（歡迎盜用這個祕訣）

397
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:00,330
‎妳都不守規矩的

398
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,207
‎我喜歡妳愛怎樣就怎樣

399
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:05,627
‎-妳不是那種很怕事的人吧？
‎-對

400
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:06,837
‎妳根本就不管

401
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,547
‎叛逆人生

402
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:10,882
‎-試試看吧
‎-好

403
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:17,514
‎真好吃

404
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:18,890
‎好耶

405
00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:20,058
‎只需要番茄醬

406
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:27,482
‎所以把粉紅醬加在麵包上

407
00:18:27,566 --> 00:18:29,025
‎萵苣、番茄

408
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:31,611
‎然後加一堆番茄醬

409
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:34,072
‎成功了，天啊！

410
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:36,324
‎我要沾番茄醬

411
00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:37,492
‎做完了嗎？

412
00:18:37,576 --> 00:18:39,995
‎-喔，還有奶昔
‎-對

413
00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:41,955
‎純素植物奶做法

414
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:44,332
‎牛乳？奶奶？隨便啦

415
00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:46,334
‎這些奶昔都沒有牛奶成份

416
00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:48,753
‎“大約半公升純素冰淇淋”

417
00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:51,047
‎“一杯零乳糖牛奶”

418
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:52,215
‎“半杯冰塊”

419
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:55,260
‎（放入半杯冰塊）

420
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:56,636
‎讚

421
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:57,679
‎好

422
00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:00,765
‎現在要放上去…這樣好像就好了

423
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:02,309
‎-預備
‎-等一下，我看

424
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,854
‎-好，可以！
‎-很棒

425
00:19:07,606 --> 00:19:08,690
‎天啊！

426
00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:10,817
‎天啊！

427
00:19:10,901 --> 00:19:13,069
‎（攪拌到很粉紅為止）

428
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:17,073
‎別再吼我啦！

429
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:19,367
‎天啊，移位了

430
00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:22,370
‎我真的覺得我弄壞了

431
00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:23,371
‎完了

432
00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:26,208
‎妳有聞到嗎？

433
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:28,293
‎-有
‎-好像燒焦了

434
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:29,586
‎燒輪胎的味道

435
00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:33,006
‎看起來很漂亮吧？

436
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:38,261
‎對

437
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:40,138
‎-壞了
‎-掛點了

438
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:41,514
‎死掉了

439
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:45,227
‎我們要做“櫻桃配菜

440
00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:48,230
‎獨角獸糖粒配菜

441
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:52,067
‎食用亮粉…配菜”

442
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:55,946
‎-“配菜”是什麼？
‎-配菜是妳的新詞

443
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,907
‎-這個好配菜喔！
‎-配菜

444
00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:01,743
‎-我他媽的超配菜
‎-沒感覺

445
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:04,079
‎沒感覺？那就變成我的了

446
00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:06,248
‎試試看，我沒做過奶昔

447
00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:08,291
‎把糖霜抹在每個杯子的杯緣

448
00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:09,918
‎好

449
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:13,171
‎然後需要糖粒和食用亮粉

450
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:15,090
‎全部倒下去吧

451
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,551
‎（把可愛糖粒倒入碗裡）

452
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,305
‎超愛的

453
00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:25,767
‎超漂亮的，配菜

454
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,978
‎（把純素奶昔倒入可愛杯裡）

455
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:31,106
‎真好，還有這種不知道什麼健康東西

456
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:32,983
‎鮮奶油

457
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,486
‎（…食用亮粉）

458
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:39,447
‎好了

459
00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:40,699
‎漂亮

460
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:42,117
‎我喜歡

461
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,036
‎-好耶
‎-好耶！

462
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,372
‎女生都來了

463
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,293
‎-大家好
‎-歡迎光臨我們的家！

464
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,421
‎謝謝，大家好

465
00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:55,714
‎我喜歡這件貓女郎裝

466
00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:57,632
‎這是送給妳們的

467
00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:59,175
‎-這是妳推出的新酒？
‎-對

468
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:00,385
‎Six26wine

469
00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:03,138
‎這位是惠特妮

470
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:05,974
‎-妳好漂亮
‎-認識妳真好！

471
00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:07,892
‎-謝謝妳們過來！
‎-妳這樣好漂亮

472
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:10,937
‎-嗨，卡萊爾
‎-妳們好

473
00:21:25,076 --> 00:21:26,536
‎請慢用！

474
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:30,457
‎-多少手機？怎麼回事？
‎-怎麼了？我們每人一支嗎？

475
00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:32,042
‎對，這是伴手禮

476
00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:35,503
‎我以前有五支手機，現在只有三支

477
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,088
‎一支是接朋友來電

478
00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:40,175
‎一支是生意上的，一支是惡作劇用的

479
00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:42,927
‎我媽和我還有我妹喜歡惡作劇

480
00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:44,512
‎妳掉過幾支手機？

481
00:21:44,596 --> 00:21:47,015
‎天啊，幾百支吧

482
00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:48,391
‎可是妳的生活很有條理

483
00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:50,435
‎有時候吧

484
00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:54,147
‎她超有條理的，可是她也

485
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:57,359
‎很會隨機應變，讓人耳目一新

486
00:21:57,442 --> 00:21:58,735
‎漂亮但邋遢

487
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,153
‎-對
‎-妳知道東西在哪裡

488
00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:01,946
‎-對
‎-大概吧

489
00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:02,947
‎我會想出來

490
00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:07,160
‎跟我一起主持播客的人
‎高中時把妳當報告主題

491
00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:09,329
‎-我好想看喔
‎-有人這樣嗎？

492
00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:10,955
‎因為我也這樣

493
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:13,124
‎妳寫芭莉絲希爾頓的報告？

494
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:15,251
‎我有一次報告講芭莉絲

495
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,880
‎我看妳的書學到很多

496
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:21,007
‎然後報告給大家聽

497
00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:22,175
‎結果成績拿到“甲”

498
00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:24,135
‎大概吧，我忘了

499
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:27,389
‎這裡也有麥當勞的醬

500
00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:29,015
‎-妳有運動嗎？
‎-沒有

501
00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:30,433
‎對，她都不運動

502
00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:31,393
‎超扯

503
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:33,937
‎對我這種人來說太不公平

504
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,313
‎-妳運動嗎？
‎-我拼命運動

505
00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:36,356
‎拼命運動

506
00:22:36,439 --> 00:22:38,483
‎這對大家來說很不公平

507
00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:39,401
‎抱歉

508
00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:40,985
‎妳不該道歉

509
00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:42,404
‎謝謝妳道歉

510
00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:44,781
‎我接受，我不接受，但是她接受

511
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,991
‎對，我需要她道歉

512
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:53,748
‎我想問妳的問題多到數不清

513
00:22:53,832 --> 00:22:55,542
‎吃漢堡後再問我

514
00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:57,919
‎-妳自己做的？
‎-對

515
00:22:58,002 --> 00:23:00,713
‎看起來形狀很漂亮

516
00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:05,427
‎真好吃

517
00:23:06,177 --> 00:23:07,429
‎我超愛番茄醬！

518
00:23:07,512 --> 00:23:08,972
‎我的粉紅…在這裡

519
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,348
‎我為番茄醬而活

520
00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:11,933
‎我為這種醬而活

521
00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:12,976
‎好吃！

522
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:18,064
‎看來我做的純素漢堡、薯條和奶昔

523
00:23:18,148 --> 00:23:20,483
‎就跟得來速賣的一樣好吃

524
00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:25,488
‎但是我家不可能純吃素

525
00:23:59,397 --> 00:24:04,402
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