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‎（拉森天然食品和维生素超市）

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‎（新鲜农产品）

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‎植物奶、核桃奶

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‎天啊 太多奶供选择了 搞什么鬼？

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‎NETFLIX 剧集

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‎好多材料要买 太难了

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‎番茄酱 我的最爱 爱死了

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‎该买的都买了

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‎我热爱下厨 却不是专业厨师

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‎也不想成为专业厨师

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‎我有几道拿手好菜

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‎例如逆天墨西哥玉米饼

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‎果冻酒

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‎意大利千层面

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‎但我想搞点花样

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‎增加我的菜色

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‎我发掘了一些新食谱

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‎想邀请好友过来品尝

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‎我能创造出充满神奇魅力的料理吗？

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‎真相即将出炉

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‎为我加油吧

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‎-太好了
‎-天啊

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‎没什么是做不到的

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‎今天我要做炸薯条

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‎我最爱薯条了

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‎卷曲薯条、炸薯角、格子薯片
‎我通通爱吃

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‎最好吃的薯条在麦当劳

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‎不骗你们 我长久以来都有一个梦想

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‎也就是在家里做出麦当劳薯条

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‎但我有一个挑战

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‎麦当劳薯条不是素食食品

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‎我的副厨师长是个素食者

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‎她是喜剧演员妮基格拉瑟

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‎于是我发掘了
‎一个素食麦当劳薯条的食谱

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‎做出来的味道是不是一样好吃？
‎到时就知道了

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‎为了体验到真正的美国风情

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‎我的素食薯条
‎要搭配素食汉堡、粉红酱料

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‎以及素食奶昔吃

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‎我还会把餐室布置成
‎五十年代洛杉矶餐厅

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‎这是闺蜜之夜
‎到我家做客的有阿曼达瑟妮

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‎卡莱尔福雷斯特

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‎（喜剧演员 惠特妮卡明）

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‎我做过普通的汉堡 只是没做过薯条

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‎也没做过任何素食料理

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‎我的食谱是我的做菜指南

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‎我的逆天手套镶满了水晶

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‎希望好运与我同在吧

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‎剧名：与妮基格拉泽
‎一同制作素食汉堡和薯条

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‎是时候做麦当劳薯条了

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‎准备素食麦当劳薯条

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‎“给土豆削皮” 家里有没有削皮器？

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‎应该是这个吧

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‎没错

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‎（给三个赤褐色土豆削皮备用）

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‎厨房好热

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‎我是不是流汗了？

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‎-你要不要去换件衣裳？
‎-有必要吗？

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‎厨房真的很热吗？

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‎很热 因为…

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‎烤箱开着 搞得我汗流浃背

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‎香奈儿

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‎开始吧

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‎这简直跟锻炼没两样

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‎我以前认为血拼是我的有氧运动

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‎如今下厨才是我的有氧运动

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‎厉害

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‎我应该把褐色的部分削掉
‎这样炸出来的薯条才不是褐色的

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‎该死的 天啊

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‎（削掉褐色的部分）

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‎看起来很好玩

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‎（用薯条切割机
‎将去皮的土豆切成条状）

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‎很好 好样的

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‎把这些玩意放在这边

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‎对了 要先放糖

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‎加三汤匙糖

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‎难怪麦当劳薯条这么好吃

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‎原来放了很多糖

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‎（糖让一切变得更美味）

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‎（把薯条浸泡在糖水里）

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‎冷冻30分钟

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‎该来一张厨房自拍了

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‎在做炸薯条 棒棒哒

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‎（30分钟后）

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‎该死的

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‎（慢煮熟条三分钟）

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‎（滤干）

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‎简直就像个美容师

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‎我觉得应该要在上面撒盐

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‎上面写着“粉红盐”

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‎（确保薯条的咸度
‎跟麦当劳薯条一样）

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‎该放进烤箱里了

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‎（以摄氏190度烘烤15分钟）

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‎“所有女人都会下厨” 没错

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‎（咖啡因女王）

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‎（把薯条拿去冷冻）

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‎希望不会把冰淇淋都融化

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‎很好

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‎该喷喷独角兽迷雾了

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‎提神醒脑 爱死了

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‎嗨 各位

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‎嗨！

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‎它真可爱

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‎嗨 很好

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‎上帝祝福你

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‎别毁了我的妆发

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‎-你们好！
‎-嗨！

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‎嗨！

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‎（活动策划 派对娇妻工作室）

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‎天啊

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‎那是从班杰瑞冰淇淋店搬来的吗？

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‎我接受不了

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‎-太不可思议了
‎-它是不是很可爱呢？

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‎好吧 晚点再给狗狗们约玩吧

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‎我去去就回来 我爱你

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‎这看起来简直就像美国怀旧餐厅
‎太美了

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‎-帕丽斯
‎-什么事？

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‎你只有30分钟做好准备

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‎知道了

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‎我会准备好的

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‎好了 开始吧 以免迟到

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‎知道了 趁客人抵达之前
‎我想吃一口鱼子酱

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‎毕竟整天都要吃素

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‎开始之前 要吃点鱼子酱

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‎好了

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‎开始吃素了

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‎-嗨 宝贝
‎-嗨

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‎天啊！

128
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‎-很高兴见到你
‎-我也是

129
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‎-感谢你邀请我来
‎-感谢你来做客

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‎-我很期待跟你一起相处
‎-我也是

131
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‎-马上展开这段闺蜜情吧
‎-爱死了

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‎妮基格拉瑟
‎是当前最受欢迎的脱口秀艺人

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‎非常好相处

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‎-爱死了 对吧？
‎-爱死了

135
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‎其他闺蜜也会到场 肯定会非常精彩

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‎你经常穿成这样下厨吗？

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‎-你能穿成这样做任何事
‎-当然了 我喜欢打扮得漂漂亮亮

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‎我觉得我们私下相处过两次

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‎你上过我主持的广播节目

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‎有一次我和吉米坎摩尔
‎一起主持节目时也访问过你

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‎-虽然是在电视上见面…
‎-很好玩

142
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‎我有很多话想跟你聊
‎我可以把感觉都向你倾诉吗？

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‎-我非常…
‎-过来这边说吧

144
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‎-天啊
‎-把所有八卦都告诉你

145
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‎我爱你 我很清楚 我一直是你的粉丝

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‎-妮基 你可以站在这边吗？
‎-当然可以

147
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‎-这边的灯光比较好
‎-没问题 谢了

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‎因为我们在灯光下比较好看

149
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‎对啊 没错 谢谢

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‎你能教我怎么…我只想…

151
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‎我想学习怎么站好什么的

152
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‎我从小到大都是你的粉丝

153
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‎我就是…

154
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‎你都是以这个站姿
‎整晚跟朋友聊天的吗？

155
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‎高跟鞋把我的脚丫弄得很痛
‎这个站姿既能保持性感

156
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‎同时假装脚丫不痛

157
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‎谢谢 我正打算问你这个问题
‎这个站姿太好看了

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‎爱美不怕痛

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‎跟妮基格拉瑟一起下厨

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‎-由于你吃素…
‎-没错

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‎…所以我做了这个食谱

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‎-我们要做素食汉堡和薯条
‎-天啊 好可爱

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‎都是你整的吗？

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‎对啊 我在网上找到这些食谱
‎把它们通通写进这本书里

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‎-天啊 你真可爱
‎-谢了

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‎还有素食奶昔

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‎我只会用多姿多彩的颜色写字

168
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‎单纯的黑、蓝、红色让我觉得乏味

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‎-我非常喜欢 要做麦当劳薯条吗？
‎-是的

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‎-我非常喜欢麦当劳薯条
‎-是的

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‎-吃起来一流
‎-我已经很久没吃了

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‎我感到非常期待

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‎我觉得麦当劳有什么私藏秘方

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‎薯条闻起来非常…

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‎-别的地方吃不到
‎-不可思议

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‎让我想起了妈妈 她有时候不想下厨

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‎扔下一句：“我今晚不想下厨”

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‎我听了大叫：“好啊”

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‎你能准确地复制出来吗？

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‎不知道 我们来试试看吧

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‎-麦当劳薯条
‎-麦当劳快餐一流

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‎汉堡

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‎首先把酱料做好 然后涂抹在汉堡上

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‎天啊 太棒了

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‎-“做好粉红酱料 然后放进冰箱”
‎-是的

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‎“放进冰箱”这个步骤我做得到

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‎怎么做素食粉红酱料？

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‎其实就是所谓的千岛酱

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‎准备番茄酱

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‎上面写着“三汤匙”

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‎-那是汤匙吗？
‎-是的

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‎-我非常喜欢番茄酱
‎-我也是

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‎一流 我超爱的 这个分量我猜没错吧

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‎很好

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‎越多越好 番茄酱尽量放

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‎糟糕 番茄酱多放点

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‎好啊

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‎好了 接下来放什么？

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‎上面写着“加入半杯素食蛋黄酱”

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‎“加入半杯素食酸奶油”

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‎应该是吧 天啊

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‎放调味料 搞定

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‎好了 搅拌均匀

204
00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:19,370
‎“搅拌”是什么意思？

205
00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:20,287
‎“搅拌”是什么意思？

206
00:10:20,371 --> 00:10:21,372
‎有“搅拌器”这种玩意吗？

207
00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:24,291
‎是指这种形状的玩意
‎就像这样 有个…

208
00:10:24,375 --> 00:10:27,002
‎-圈圈？
‎-用来搅拌鸡蛋用的

209
00:10:27,086 --> 00:10:29,338
‎-你是指那个银色的…
‎-对 类似弹簧状的玩意

210
00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:30,255
‎弹簧

211
00:10:30,881 --> 00:10:32,216
‎-没有
‎-是那个吗？

212
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,259
‎你有没有独角兽状的搅拌器？

213
00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:35,469
‎你不是做过菜吗？

214
00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:36,679
‎-是啊
‎-这是怎么回事？

215
00:10:36,762 --> 00:10:38,430
‎我只是不知道这些厨具的名称

216
00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:40,057
‎-找到了 就是那个玩意
‎-真是的

217
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,058
‎好了

218
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,476
‎好了 开始搅拌

219
00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:43,394
‎下厨小贴士

220
00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:46,563
‎顺便提醒你们 这个玩意叫搅拌器

221
00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:51,151
‎快点 我们做自己就对了

222
00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:52,194
‎没错

223
00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:55,531
‎你有没有去过高级牛扒餐厅
‎然后跟服务生要番茄酱？

224
00:10:55,614 --> 00:10:57,324
‎-有啊 你呢？
‎-我经常这么做

225
00:10:57,408 --> 00:10:59,868
‎-他们感到非常生气
‎-对啊

226
00:10:59,952 --> 00:11:02,746
‎-我非常喜欢在所有料理中放番茄酱
‎-我也是

227
00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:04,581
‎粉红酱料做好了

228
00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:05,999
‎放进冰箱里

229
00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:08,419
‎这一步我一定能做得尽善尽美

230
00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:11,380
‎不就是放进
‎帕丽斯希尔顿的冰箱里吗？

231
00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,132
‎-逆天了
‎-超逆天的

232
00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:16,927
‎天啊 我爱死你的生活了

233
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:17,845
‎好了

234
00:11:18,554 --> 00:11:19,805
‎天啊

235
00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,348
‎“把冷冻薯条拿去油炸” 好的

236
00:11:21,432 --> 00:11:24,601
‎太好了 都切好了
‎我还以为我们要切条呢

237
00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:26,812
‎我昨天做好了 非常辛苦

238
00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:29,606
‎很高兴你没心思要证明自己的实力

239
00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,650
‎我必须给土豆去皮 然后处理好

240
00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:33,861
‎-等等 你自己做的？
‎-是啊

241
00:11:33,944 --> 00:11:35,154
‎天啊

242
00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:36,780
‎好样的 你怎么做到的？

243
00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:38,657
‎我有个很厉害的机器

244
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:40,826
‎把土豆推进去 出来后就呈条状了

245
00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,202
‎-太好了
‎-很厉害

246
00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:46,206
‎是时候油炸素食麦当劳薯条了

247
00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:48,625
‎由于是素食薯条
‎所以我们不放牛肉酱

248
00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:51,837
‎我好怕 先试一条看看

249
00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:55,090
‎-先放下去吧
‎-等等

250
00:11:55,174 --> 00:11:56,508
‎好吧 先试试看

251
00:11:56,592 --> 00:11:59,136
‎先试两条看看

252
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,388
‎好了 可以了 放下去油炸就是了

253
00:12:01,472 --> 00:12:04,057
‎可以了 抓一把

254
00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:05,058
‎放进去

255
00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:11,440
‎很好

256
00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:12,941
‎-天啊
‎-可以倒进去吗？

257
00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:14,443
‎通通倒进去 何乐不为？

258
00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:17,237
‎-拉起来 我好紧张
‎-我不想被热油溅到

259
00:12:17,321 --> 00:12:19,031
‎-小心毁容
‎-非常聪明

260
00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:20,616
‎-我好怕
‎-我担心烫伤

261
00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:23,160
‎我炸过薯条 但不是用这款机器

262
00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:26,955
‎-上面写着“油炸两三分钟”
‎-很好

263
00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:30,000
‎-很好
‎-搞什么？

264
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:33,629
‎你们大可打开抽风机

265
00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:34,630
‎在哪里？

266
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,092
‎就是那个东西

267
00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:40,719
‎“那个东西”在哪里？

268
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:46,183
‎你要把那个小球向右转

269
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,559
‎是这个小球吗？

270
00:12:47,643 --> 00:12:48,727
‎另一个

271
00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:53,982
‎-烧焦了吗？
‎-还没呈现金黄色

272
00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:55,734
‎我要薯条的色泽
‎变得跟我的美黑喷雾一样

273
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:56,860
‎赶紧变成金黄色！

274
00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:59,613
‎-你有没有用美黑喷雾？
‎-当然有了

275
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,907
‎我身上只有蜜糖肤色是假的

276
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,367
‎还有接发

277
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,284
‎还有眼睫毛

278
00:13:04,368 --> 00:13:05,786
‎-其他都是真的
‎-没错

279
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,997
‎太好看了 让人以为是假的

280
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:13,252
‎好吃吗？

281
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:14,962
‎-那就好
‎-好烫 但非常好吃

282
00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:19,258
‎太好了

283
00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:21,426
‎味道的确很像麦当劳薯条

284
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,262
‎对啊 非常好吃

285
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,013
‎好可爱

286
00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:28,392
‎我最喜欢你发明的“太难”这句口头禅

287
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,435
‎你有没有把它变成注册商标？

288
00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:31,854
‎-还没有
‎-这句口头禅不错

289
00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:33,730
‎还有“棒棒哒”和“逆天”

290
00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:35,190
‎“逆天”是怎么来的？

291
00:13:35,274 --> 00:13:39,403
‎是我去年参加
‎一场万圣节派对时想到的

292
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,071
‎我当时非常开心

293
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,949
‎于是“逆天”这个词脱口而出
‎我的朋友们听了问：“逆天？”

294
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:47,077
‎我心想：“天啊 逆天了”

295
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,289
‎将“活出精彩”和“秒杀”
‎这两个词融为一体

296
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:53,876
‎接着人们开始跟着我用“逆天”这个词
‎我心想要给它注册商标才行

297
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:56,545
‎如今这个词已经上了《市井词典》

298
00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:57,462
‎真的吗？

299
00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:58,672
‎真有意思

300
00:13:58,755 --> 00:13:59,590
‎是啊

301
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:02,175
‎-准备好做“太难”素食肉了吗？
‎-准备好了

302
00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:06,054
‎怎么做素食无奶酪汉堡

303
00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:09,474
‎-真要碰吗？
‎-我不想碰

304
00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:11,685
‎闻起来比真肉还要香

305
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,353
‎为什么分别是红色和褐色的？

306
00:14:13,437 --> 00:14:17,774
‎我猜两块肉的色素含量不同
‎色素能让人造肉看起来更像真牛肉碎

307
00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:20,152
‎-上面写着“加一颗洋葱”
‎-别闻了

308
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:22,321
‎-煮熟后味道更好
‎-是的

309
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,698
‎我来撒盐

310
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:25,824
‎“切一颗洋葱”

311
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:29,077
‎好吧 我们要用食物处理机
‎我来切洋葱

312
00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:31,747
‎我不知道怎么用食物处理机
‎我就跟着感觉走吧

313
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,750
‎小心 别切断手指头

314
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:35,876
‎这是值得的

315
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,878
‎-跟…
‎-跟帕丽斯希尔顿一起下厨

316
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:41,006
‎看起来不错 是吧？

317
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:42,799
‎-等一下
‎-变成液状了

318
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:44,968
‎把洋葱挖出来

319
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,471
‎我想到爱德华剪刀手

320
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,223
‎好了 上面写着“戴上手套”
‎你已经戴上手套了

321
00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:52,225
‎“然后把碗里的材料搅拌均匀”

322
00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:53,727
‎宝贝 我不想戴着这双手套做

323
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,396
‎-肯定还有其他手套
‎-没错

324
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:57,773
‎找到了

325
00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,650
‎我好像去尿尿 可是…

326
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,193
‎去尿吧 这边交给我

327
00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:03,195
‎搞得我有点想要了

328
00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:06,281
‎我觉得目前挺顺利的 她去上厕所了

329
00:15:06,365 --> 00:15:10,827
‎我觉得我一进门的表现用力过猛了

330
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:11,870
‎表现得有点像粉丝

331
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:14,873
‎如今我倒觉得自己像她孩子的干妈了

332
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,001
‎好像搞定了

333
00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:20,963
‎我要保护好我的逆天手套

334
00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:23,590
‎-给手套戴上手套
‎-看看合不合适

335
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,009
‎-合适
‎-好了 为我祈祷

336
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,928
‎我可不想弄掉这些水晶

337
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,599
‎现在我们要来捏肉饼了

338
00:15:32,683 --> 00:15:34,267
‎-好的
‎-捏肉饼

339
00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:39,272
‎我感觉手上有两颗黏糊糊的睾丸

340
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,108
‎对啊 触感好像睾丸

341
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,067
‎我要吐了

342
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,318
‎真的很像

343
00:15:43,402 --> 00:15:45,487
‎我很久没这么做了 有点怀旧

344
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,489
‎让我想起了以前的回忆

345
00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:50,742
‎提起我最欣赏你的部分

346
00:15:50,826 --> 00:15:53,495
‎你的绰号叫“蛋疼小姐”

347
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:54,413
‎蛋疼小姐

348
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:56,248
‎对 没错 蛋疼小姐

349
00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:58,959
‎因为你不轻易放弃

350
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,795
‎我妈说过：“人人都要香奈儿包

351
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:04,172
‎不要从坚尼街买回来的赝品

352
00:16:04,256 --> 00:16:06,591
‎而是要得不到的真品香奈儿包

353
00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:09,428
‎所以最好还是当个
‎难以弄到手的香奈儿包”

354
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:11,638
‎我觉得这句话说得好

355
00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:13,515
‎-当一个香奈儿包
‎-没错

356
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,976
‎可是人们不会对着香奈儿包射精

357
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:17,811
‎这倒也是

358
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,857
‎好极了

359
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,692
‎-这个小宝贝
‎-可不是吗？

360
00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:27,112
‎我要把沾满人造肉的手套脱下了

361
00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:31,366
‎这双手套跟我的服饰很搭
‎那我就戴着了

362
00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:33,910
‎在上面剪几个洞
‎跟你的服饰就搭配得天衣无缝了

363
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:34,828
‎对啊

364
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:38,707
‎棒棒哒 爱死了

365
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,208
‎-好耶
‎-好耶

366
00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:41,501
‎-逆天了
‎-逆天了

367
00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:42,794
‎-厉害
‎-厉害

368
00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:46,423
‎等惠特妮和其他人到了

369
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,050
‎我就用这种语调跟她们说话

370
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,634
‎-爱死了
‎-让她们知道

371
00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:51,595
‎如果待在你家超过一个小时

372
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:54,306
‎就会变成这个样子

373
00:16:57,559 --> 00:17:01,313
‎我好喜欢你的厨具 都不是拿来用的

374
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:03,440
‎糟糕 我是不是把水钻烧掉了？

375
00:17:04,316 --> 00:17:05,233
‎对啊 没错

376
00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:06,485
‎好难过

377
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:09,780
‎厨具上镶有水钻 起码它们是植物

378
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:11,907
‎你那块肉饼很大

379
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:14,534
‎-我知道
‎-跟包子的大小不搭

380
00:17:16,495 --> 00:17:17,788
‎其实我有个好点子

381
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:20,791
‎我们能用刀把肉饼切得刚刚好

382
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,042
‎我去看看家里有什么刀

383
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,544
‎-切得…
‎-像是饼干切模什么的

384
00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:25,879
‎不错 好可爱

385
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,758
‎天啊 很好吃的样子

386
00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:31,218
‎厉害

387
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,386
‎-很好
‎-应该行得通

388
00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:34,763
‎好可爱

389
00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:39,351
‎-好喜欢
‎-太可爱了

390
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:43,396
‎-还有这个那个
‎-爱死了

391
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,023
‎-可爱
‎-可不是吗？

392
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:48,026
‎把那个玩意盖上去 让奶酪融化

393
00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:51,238
‎-帕丽斯 都听你的
‎-我知道自己在做什么

394
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:54,199
‎-放上去
‎-不错

395
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:55,784
‎锁住温度

396
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:59,079
‎（这个小贴士请随意采纳）

397
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:00,330
‎你从不按理出牌

398
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,207
‎我喜欢你乐在其中的态度

399
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:05,627
‎你不像那种害怕惹麻烦的人 对吧？

400
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:06,837
‎你完全不在乎

401
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,547
‎终身叛逆

402
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:10,882
‎-要尝尝看吗？
‎-好啊

403
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:17,514
‎好吃

404
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:18,890
‎没错

405
00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:20,267
‎只缺番茄酱

406
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:27,482
‎把粉红酱料涂在包子上

407
00:18:27,566 --> 00:18:29,025
‎生菜、番茄

408
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:31,611
‎然后加上大量的番茄酱

409
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:34,072
‎我们做到了 天啊

410
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:36,324
‎我打算蘸番茄酱吃

411
00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:37,492
‎都做好了吗？

412
00:18:37,576 --> 00:18:39,995
‎-对了 还有奶昔
‎-没错

413
00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:41,955
‎怎么做素食“奶”？

414
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:44,332
‎是叫“素食奶昔”才对 叫什么不重要

415
00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:46,334
‎反正这种奶昔不含任何奶制品

416
00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:48,753
‎上面写着“一品脱素食冰淇淋

417
00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:51,047
‎一杯不含奶制品的植物奶

418
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:52,215
‎半杯冰块”

419
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:55,260
‎（加入半杯冰块）

420
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:56,636
‎很好

421
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:57,679
‎好了

422
00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:00,765
‎放在搅拌机上 这个分量刚刚好

423
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:02,309
‎-准备好
‎-等等 看看怎么样

424
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,854
‎-很好
‎-不错

425
00:19:07,606 --> 00:19:08,690
‎天啊

426
00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:10,817
‎天啊

427
00:19:10,901 --> 00:19:13,069
‎（搅拌至呈现粉色）

428
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:17,073
‎别再对我嚷嚷了

429
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:19,367
‎天啊 整个倒下来了

430
00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:22,370
‎我真以为我搞砸了

431
00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:23,371
‎没事了

432
00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:26,208
‎闻到了吗？

433
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:28,293
‎-闻到了
‎-有焦味

434
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:29,586
‎像轮胎烧焦的味道

435
00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:33,006
‎看起来没问题 对吧？

436
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:38,261
‎很好

437
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:40,138
‎-它烧焦了
‎-它完蛋了

438
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:41,514
‎它坏了

439
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:45,018
‎我们要准备点缀用樱桃

440
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,647
‎点缀用彩虹糖屑

441
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:52,067
‎可食用性亮粉 用来点缀

442
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:55,946
‎-“点缀”是什么意思？
‎-是你新的口头禅

443
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,907
‎-好“点缀”哦
‎-点缀

444
00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:01,743
‎-好“点缀”哦
‎-没感觉

445
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:04,079
‎没感觉？那就是我新的口头禅了

446
00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:06,248
‎试试看 我没做过奶昔

447
00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:08,291
‎在杯口涂上糖霜

448
00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:09,918
‎好了

449
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:13,171
‎接着撒上彩虹糖屑和可食用性亮粉

450
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:15,090
‎都放进碗里吧

451
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,551
‎（把彩虹糖屑倒进碗里）

452
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,305
‎爱死了

453
00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:25,767
‎好漂亮 点缀好了

454
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,978
‎（把素食奶昔倒进可爱的杯子里）

455
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:31,106
‎超爱这种健康的…
‎不知道叫什么来着

456
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:32,983
‎鲜奶油

457
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,486
‎（撒上可食用性亮粉）

458
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:39,447
‎太好了

459
00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:40,699
‎真漂亮

460
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:42,117
‎我非常喜欢

461
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,036
‎-太好了
‎-好极了

462
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,372
‎闺蜜们到了

463
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,293
‎-嗨 各位
‎-欢迎来到我的家

464
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,421
‎谢谢 你们好

465
00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:55,714
‎很喜欢你的连身紧身衣

466
00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:57,632
‎其实是为你们准备的

467
00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:59,175
‎-是你们刚推出的红酒吗？
‎-对

468
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:00,385
‎Six26红酒

469
00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:03,138
‎她是惠特妮

470
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:05,974
‎-你真好看
‎-很高兴见到你

471
00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:07,892
‎-感谢你的捧场
‎-你真好看

472
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:10,937
‎-嗨 卡莱尔
‎-嗨 最近好吗？

473
00:21:25,076 --> 00:21:26,536
‎请慢用！

474
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:30,457
‎-你有多少部手机？怎么回事？
‎-怎么？每个都获送一部吗？

475
00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:32,042
‎是啊 它们是见面礼

476
00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:35,503
‎我以前有五部手机 如今缩减至三部

477
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,088
‎一部为我喜欢的人而设

478
00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:40,175
‎一部是工作用途
‎另一部是用来忽悠人的

479
00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:42,927
‎我跟妈妈和妹妹都很喜欢忽悠人

480
00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:44,512
‎你丢过多少部手机？

481
00:21:44,596 --> 00:21:47,015
‎天啊 上百部

482
00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:48,391
‎你的生活很有规律嘛

483
00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:50,435
‎有时候

484
00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:54,147
‎她确实很有规律 但她也…

485
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:57,359
‎她也是非常随心所欲的人

486
00:21:57,442 --> 00:21:58,735
‎这叫“混乱美”

487
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,153
‎-对
‎-你知道手机在哪里吗？

488
00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:01,946
‎-知道吗？
‎-知道吧

489
00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:02,947
‎我会找出来的

490
00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:07,160
‎我播客的另一个主持人
‎高中时期就你写了一篇论文

491
00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:09,329
‎-我好像读那篇论文
‎-大家都这么做吗？

492
00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:10,955
‎我也写过

493
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:13,124
‎你也就帕丽斯希尔顿写过一篇论文？

494
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:15,251
‎我就帕丽斯希尔顿做了一整个讲演

495
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,880
‎我读了你写的书 学到了很多

496
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:21,007
‎于是跟大家分享我的洞见

497
00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:22,175
‎结果得到了一个“A”

498
00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:24,135
‎好像是吧 我忘了

499
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:27,389
‎我也做了麦当劳酱料

500
00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:29,015
‎-你有没有锻炼的习惯？
‎-没有

501
00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:30,433
‎她没有

502
00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:31,393
‎她不喜欢锻炼

503
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:33,937
‎对我这种人太不公平了

504
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,313
‎-你经常锻炼吗？
‎-疯狂锻炼

505
00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:36,356
‎疯狂锻炼

506
00:22:36,439 --> 00:22:38,483
‎对别人太不公平了

507
00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:39,401
‎对不起

508
00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:40,985
‎你没必要道歉

509
00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:42,404
‎很高兴你道歉了

510
00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:44,781
‎我没必要接受 她倒需要接受

511
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,991
‎我需要你这句对不起

512
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:53,748
‎我有数之不尽的问题想要问你

513
00:22:53,832 --> 00:22:55,542
‎吃下一个汉堡后再问

514
00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:57,919
‎-是你做吗？
‎-是的

515
00:22:58,002 --> 00:23:00,713
‎形状做得非常好看

516
00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:05,427
‎太好吃了

517
00:23:06,177 --> 00:23:07,429
‎我好喜欢番茄酱

518
00:23:07,512 --> 00:23:08,972
‎我的粉红酱料呢？在那边

519
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,348
‎我为番茄酱而活

520
00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:11,933
‎我为这个酱料而活

521
00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:12,976
‎好吃

522
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,938
‎看来素食汉堡、薯条和奶昔
‎都难不倒我

523
00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:20,483
‎它们跟在麦当劳得来速买到的
‎一样好吃

524
00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:25,488
‎但这里绝对不会变成素食者的家

525
00:23:59,397 --> 00:24:04,402
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