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[people chattering indistinctly]

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[cash register beeping]

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[bass-heavy electronic music plays]

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-[music stops]
-[cart screeches]

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Vegan milk, walnut milk.

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Oh my God, there's too many milks
to choose from. What the hell?

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[lively whimsical music plays]

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So much to get. Beyond.

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Ketchup, my favorite.

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Loves it.

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That's everything!

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[hums]

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[upbeat whimsical music plays]

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[Paris] I love cooking,
but I'm not a trained chef.

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And I'm not trying to be.

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I have a few go-to dishes…

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Sliving nachos,

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jello shots,

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lasagna.

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But I wanna mix it up.

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So I'm expanding my repertoire.

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I found some brand-new recipes,

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and I'm inviting my friends over
to test them out.

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Will we create culinary magic?

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-[woman] Moment of truth.
-[Paris] Wish me luck.

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-[woman] Yes!
-Yes! Oh my God.

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[Paris] Anything's possible.

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Today, I'm tackling french fries.

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-I love fries.
-[lively whimsical music plays]

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Curly, steak, waffle.

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But the best are McDonald's fries.

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True story, a lifelong dream of mine

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is to make McDonald's fries at home.

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But there's a snag.

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McDonald's fries are not vegan,

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and my sous-chef is.

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-It's comedian Nikki Glaser.
-[hip-hop playing]

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So I found a vegan recipe
for my beloved McDonald's fries.

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Will they taste just as good? We'll see.

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For that true Americana experience,

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I'm pairing my vegan fries
with vegan burgers and pink sauce

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and vegan shakes.

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And I'll be transforming my dining room
into a chic '50s LA-style diner.

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It's a girls' night with Amanda Cerny,

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Carlisle Forrester, and Whitney Cummings.

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I've made regular burgers before,
but never fries,

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and never anything vegan.

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I've got my recipe book to guide me.

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My sliving gloves are covered in crystals.

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I think luck is on my side, hopefully.

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-[music fades]
-[sizzles]

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Time to make some McDonald's fries.

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All right.

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-Prepping vegan McDonald's fries.
-[upbeat jazz plays]

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"Cut peeled potatoes." Do I have a peeler?

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I think this is it.

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Yes.

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Oh.

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It's so hot in here.

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Am I sweating?

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-[producer] Do you wanna go change?
-Really?

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[man] Is the kitchen really hot?

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[Paris] It's so hot,
'cause it's just, like,

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the oven is on. I'm, like, sweating balls.

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[dramatic orchestral music plays]

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Hmm. Chanels.

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Let's do this.

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This is literally like a workout.

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I used to think
that shopping was my cardio,

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but now, cooking is my cardio.

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Sick.

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I should cut off the brown parts
so I don't have brown french fries.

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[grunts] Shit.

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Oh my God. [scoffs]

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This looks fun.

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[grunting]

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[grunts]

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-[ding]
-[grunts] Yes. Killing it.

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Let's put these guys in here.

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Oh yeah, I have to put the sugar first.

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Three tablespoons of sugar.

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No wonder McDonald's fries taste so good.

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There's just tons of sugar in them.

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[breezy jazz music plays]

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Refrigerate for 30 minutes.

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Hmm.

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Time for a kitchen selfie.

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-Making french fries. That's hot.
-[camera clicks]

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-[romantic music plays]
-[timer dings]

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[music fades]

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[gasps]

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Shit.

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[bass-heavy jazz plays]

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This is, like,
literally like being a facialist.

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Feel like I should put salt on it.
It doesn't say, but…

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"Pink salt."

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[hums]

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Now, let's go in the oven.

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-[music fades]
-"Any bitch can cook." Yes.

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[whimsical music plays]

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[Paris] Hmm.

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Hope it doesn't melt all the ice cream.

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Yes.

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Time for some Unicorn Mist.

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[sighs] Refreshing.

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Loves it.

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[music fades]

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[lively whimsical music plays]

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[Paris] Hi, guys!

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Hi!

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No, he's so cute.

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Hi.

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-Yes.
-[dog sneezes]

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God bless you. Ah.

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Don't ruin my hair and makeup. [chuckles]

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-[woman] Hello!
-[man] Hi!

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[women] Hi!

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-You wanna go first here with the head?
-Yeah.

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Oh my God.

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Is that from, like, Ben & Jerry's?

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I can't.

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[laughs]

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-This is insane!
-Isn't she lovely?

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Okay, we'll have a puppy play date later.
I'll be back.

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I love you.

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[lively whimsical music plays]

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This literally looks like Ed Debevic's.
Hell yes.

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-[Charlotte] Hey, P?
-What?

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You only have, like,
30 minutes to get ready.

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[Paris] Okay.

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I will.

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[Charlotte] Okay.
Let's get going so you're not late.

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All right. I just want a bite of caviar
before they come.

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Just 'cause I have to, like,
be vegan all day, so…

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Just eat a little of this before we start.

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[hums]

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Okay.

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Now time for being a vegan.

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[doorbell rings]

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[sweeping romantic music plays]

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-[Paris] Hi, babe.
-[Nikki] Hi! Oh my gosh!

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-Good to see you.
-Good to see you! Oh!

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-Thanks so much for having me.
-Thanks for coming.

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-I'm excited to hang out with you.
-Me too.

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-[Nikki] Let's kick off this friendship.
-Loves it.

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[Paris] Nikki Glaser
is one of the hottest stand-ups right now.

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And she's always a good time.

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-Loves it?
-Loves it.

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[Paris] Plus the girls are coming later.
This should be epic.

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Is this how you always cook? In this…

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-[laughs] You could do anything in this.
-Of course. I love dressing up.

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I think we've hung out in person twice.

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You did my radio show.

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And then we-- I, like, interviewed you
when I guest-hosted Kimmel.

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-And just through the TV…
-That was fun.

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I have a lot to tell you. I don't know.
Do I just spill my feelings for you?

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-Come over here and spill it.
-I just… [giggles]

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-Oh my God.
-Spill the tea.

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I love you. You know I love you.
I've been a fan…

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[producer]
Nikki, can you stand on this side?

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-Of course!
-The lighting's better here.

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Thanks. Yeah.

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'Cause we'll look best with that.

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Yeah, no, thank you.

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Please just teach me about, like…
I just wanna, like…

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How to stand and everything.

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I've been, like,
such a fan of yours forever.

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And, um… [laughs]

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I just, like…

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Is this how you hang out
with your friends all night?

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[Paris] My heels are hurting,
so this is a way to be hot

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while pretending my feet don't hurt.

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Thank you. That was gonna be my question.
That looks like hell to me.

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Beauty is pain.

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[romantic music plays]

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[Paris] Cooking with Nikki Glaser.

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-Because you're a vegan…
-[Nikki] Yes.

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…I put together this menu.

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-We're gonna do vegan burgers and fries.
-[Nikki] Oh my gosh. These are so cute!

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You did all of this?

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[Paris] Yeah, I found recipes online
and just put them together in this book.

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-Oh my gosh. You're so cute!
-Thank you.

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And then vegan shakes.

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-I only write in rainbow.
-Which one-- [giggles]

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I get bored if it's, like,
all black or all blue or all red.

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-I love it. Okay, so, McDonald's fries?
-Yeah.

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-I'm obsessed with McDonald's fries.
-Yes.

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-They're so bomb.
-I haven't had 'em for so long.

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This makes me so excited.

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I feel like they, like, hide some secret,

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but it's the smell of it just is…

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-There's nothing like it.
-It's insane.

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It, like, reminds me of…

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my mom, like, giving up and being like,
"I don't wanna cook tonight."

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-[both laugh]
-And just being like, "Yes!"

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You can replicate it? Like, accurately?

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I don't know.
That's what we're gonna try to do.

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-McDonald's fries.
-McDonald's is so bomb.

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[Nikki] Uh, burgers.

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First is that sauce
they put on the burger.

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Oh my God. Yes!

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-"Make pink sauce and put in the fridge."
-[Paris] Yes.

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-I can do the put-in-the-fridge part.
-[laughs]

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[Paris] How to make vegan pink sauce,

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which is really just
Thousand Island dressing.

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So, ketchup.

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[Nikki] Um, "Three tablespoons."

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-Is that a tablespoon?
-Yep.

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-[Paris] I love ketchup.
-[Nikki] I do too.

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[Paris] So bomb. I love it on every--
I'm just guessing.

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[Nikki laughs] Yeah, that's good.
The more the merrier.

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-Go super heavy on the ketchup.
-[Paris] Quadruple ketchup.

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Oh shit! More ketchup.

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Yeah. [laughs]

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Okay, what?

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Um…

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"A half a cup vegan mayonnaise."

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"Half cup vegan sour cream."

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How do I…

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Perhaps.

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-Oh.
-Oh God.

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[breezy jazz playing]

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Add this.

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[Nikki] Perfect.

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[Paris] All right. Whisk it.

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What is a "whisk"? What's "whisking"?

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-Is that a "whisker"?
-[Nikki] It's the thing with…

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-It's like this and it has…
-Circles?

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It's what you do with to make an egg.

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-Oh, like, the silver…
-Like, springy kind of…

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Springle.

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-No.
-That?

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[Nikki] Do you have a whisk
shaped like a unicorn?

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-I thought you cooked?
-[Paris] I do.

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-[Nikki] What's going on?
-[Paris] I don't know the names.

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-Okay, that. This.
-Duh!

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Okay.

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[Paris] Okay, whisk it.

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Cooking tip.

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Just so you guys know, this is a whisk.

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[Nikki] Like, come on. Let's just, like…

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-[Paris] Yes.
-[Nikki] …be who we are.

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[Paris] Exactly.

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Do you ever go to a nice steak restaurant
and ask for ketchup?

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-Yes. You do too?
-Always.

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-And they are terribly offended.
-Yeah.

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-I love it in everything. Love it so much.
-Me too.

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[Nikki] So, pink sauce, done.

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Put it in the fridge.

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And I, like, am really gonna nail this.

251
00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:11,130
I'm just going in Paris Hilton's fridge.
Like, whatever.

252
00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:13,132
-[Paris] Sliving.
-[Nikki] So sliving.

253
00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:14,425
Oh my God!

254
00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:16,927
I love your life. Okay.

255
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:17,845
[Paris] Well…

256
00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:19,805
[Nikki] Oh my God.

257
00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,348
"Fry the frozen fries." Okay.

258
00:11:21,432 --> 00:11:24,643
Oh good, they're already cut. I thought
we were gonna have to cut potatoes.

259
00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:26,812
I did that yesterday. It was really hard.

260
00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:29,606
I'm so glad
you're not trying to prove something.

261
00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,650
I had to shave them.
I had to do all this stuff.

262
00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:33,861
-Wait, you did this?
-I did this myself.

263
00:11:33,944 --> 00:11:35,154
Oh my God!

264
00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:36,780
Good job. How did you do that?

265
00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:38,657
[Paris] I had this, like, crazy machine.

266
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:40,868
Like, smushed it, and they just flew out.

267
00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:42,202
-Oh nice!
-It was dope.

268
00:11:42,995 --> 00:11:45,789
[Paris] Time to fry
vegan McDonald's fries.

269
00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:48,625
They're vegan because
we're leaving out the beef flavoring.

270
00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:52,087
I am so scared. Let's test one out
and see what happens. Let's not, like…

271
00:11:52,171 --> 00:11:53,088
-Oh.
-[Nikki] Oh wait.

272
00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:56,592
-[Paris] I think till we… It puts it down.
-Oh wait. Okay. Let's just… Look.

273
00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,635
[Paris] Test these two guys.

274
00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:00,512
-Oh.
-[Nikki] Okay, we… we got it.

275
00:12:00,596 --> 00:12:02,097
We can just do it. Okay.

276
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,017
-A handful.
-[Paris] In there.

277
00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:08,771
[Paris] Um…

278
00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:12,107
-Yes.
-[Nikki] Oh my God!

279
00:12:12,191 --> 00:12:14,526
-[Paris] Should I pour it?
-[Nikki] Just do 'em all. Why not?

280
00:12:14,610 --> 00:12:17,237
-[Paris] Pull it up. I'm nervous--
-[Nikki] We don't wanna splash.

281
00:12:17,321 --> 00:12:19,072
-Ruin our faces.
-That's so smart.

282
00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:20,491
-I'm scared.
-I'd have been burned.

283
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:23,118
[Paris] I've done that before.
Not with this machine though.

284
00:12:23,202 --> 00:12:24,077
[Nikki] Well.…

285
00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:26,955
-I think it said two to three minutes.
-[Paris] Yes!

286
00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:30,167
-[Nikki] All right.
-[Paris] The hell?

287
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:33,670
[producer] You can turn the hood on
if you want.

288
00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:34,630
Where is it?

289
00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:40,427
-[producer] The, uh… the thing.
-Oh, here's that thing.

290
00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:42,763
[chuckles]

291
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:46,183
[producer] You need to turn
that little knob to the right.

292
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,227
-This?
-[producer] The other one.

293
00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,272
-[Paris] Uh-oh. Are they burnt?
-[Nikki] No.

294
00:12:52,356 --> 00:12:53,982
They're not even golden brown.

295
00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:56,860
-I want them to match my spray tan.
-[Paris] Come on, bitch. Tan on!

296
00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:59,613
-[Nikki] Do you get spray tans?
-[Paris] Yes, obviously.

297
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,907
The only thing fake about me is my tan.

298
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:04,284
And my hair extensions. And my eyelashes.

299
00:13:04,368 --> 00:13:06,370
-Everything else is real.
-[Nikki] Yeah.

300
00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,997
They look fake. They look so good.

301
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:12,084
Ooh.

302
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:13,252
Yeah, they're good?

303
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:14,962
-Okay.
-Burning me, but it's good.

304
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,298
[Paris] Mmm.

305
00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:19,258
[Nikki] Yes!

306
00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:21,426
They really do taste
like McDonald's fries.

307
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,262
[Paris] Yeah, they do. So good.

308
00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:25,138
[Nikki] So cute!

309
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:28,392
My favorite saying of yours is "beyond."

310
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,394
Have you, like, um, trademarked that?

311
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,353
-Not yet.
-Not yet.

312
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,730
-Just "that's hot" and "sliving."
-That's a good one.

313
00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:35,190
When did sliving come about?

314
00:13:35,274 --> 00:13:39,444
Sliving was invented last Halloween
when I was at a party.

315
00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:41,071
And I was so excited,

316
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,949
sliving just came out,
and my friends were like, "Sliving?"

317
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:46,785
And I was like, "Oh shit."
I'm like, "That is sliving."

318
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:50,330
With living your best life,
with slaying and killing it in one word.

319
00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:53,876
We just kept saying "sliving."
I was like, "I need to trademark this."

320
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:56,545
And now it's literally
in the Urban Dictionary.

321
00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:57,462
[Nikki] Really?

322
00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:58,672
Interesting.

323
00:13:58,755 --> 00:13:59,590
Yeah.

324
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:02,175
-Are you ready for some Beyond Meat?
-Yes!

325
00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:06,054
[Paris] How to make
vegan un-cheeseburgers.

326
00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:09,516
-Do we have to, like, touch it?
-I don't want to.

327
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,685
[Paris] It smells way better
than regular meat.

328
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,228
Why's that red and this is brown?

329
00:14:13,312 --> 00:14:17,774
Because I think they put more dye in it
to, like, make it look like ground beef.

330
00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:19,192
-"One onion."
-I think it…

331
00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:21,236
Don't smell that.
It's gonna be better when cooked.

332
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,738
-[Paris] Okay.
-[Nikki] Okay.

333
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,824
-[Paris] I'll get the salt.
-[Nikki] "Chop an onion."

334
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,868
Okay, we gotta do the food processor.

335
00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:29,077
-I'll cut this onion.
-Oh.

336
00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:31,747
[Nikki] I don't know how to do this.
I'm just gonna wing it.

337
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,249
Be careful. Don't cut your finger off.

338
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:35,876
-[gasps]
-It'd be worth it.

339
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:38,086
-[Paris] Cooking with Paris.
-[Nikki] With Paris Hilton.

340
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:42,049
-That looks fine. Is that fine? Hold on.
-It's like liquid.

341
00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:45,010
-[imitates whirring]
-[Paris] Just getting you out.

342
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,471
Edward Scissorhands.

343
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,223
Okay, it says, "Put on gloves,"
which you already have on,

344
00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:52,142
"and then mix the bowl ingredients."

345
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,727
Honey, I'm not mixing in these.

346
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,812
-There has to be more gloves.
-[Nikki] Gotta be.

347
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,773
-Yes.
-Oh, yay!

348
00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,650
[Paris] I've been dying to pee, but…

349
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,193
[Nikki] Go pee. I'll just do this.

350
00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:03,195
This is, like, doing something for me.

351
00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:06,281
I think it's going well so far.
She's in the bathroom.

352
00:15:06,365 --> 00:15:10,369
I feel like I came on a little strong
in the beginning.

353
00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:11,870
Fangirled out a bit.

354
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:14,998
I do think, like,
godmother of her children…?

355
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,001
I think it's in the bag.

356
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,963
-[breezy instrumental music]
-[Paris] Gonna cover up my sliv gloves.

357
00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:23,382
-Glove on glove.
-If it'll fit over this heart.

358
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,051
-Yes.
-Okay, wish me luck.

359
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:27,844
-Don't wanna rip the crystals off.
-Mm-hmm.

360
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:29,596
[groans] Oh my God.

361
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,099
Now we need to, like, make the thingies.

362
00:15:32,683 --> 00:15:34,059
-[Nikki] Okay.
-[Paris] Smush them.

363
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:36,561
-[Nikki] Mm-hmm.
-[Paris gags] Ew.

364
00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:39,314
And now I feel like
I'm touching two slimy balls.

365
00:15:39,398 --> 00:15:42,192
-Yes! These feel like balls!
-[Paris] I'm gonna puke. [laughs]

366
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,276
[Nikki] They really do.

367
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,487
It's been so long for me.
I'm kind of nostalgic.

368
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,406
It's, like, bringing me back.

369
00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:50,742
The thing I love about you most,
among many things,

370
00:15:50,826 --> 00:15:53,495
is your nickname was Miss Blue Balls.

371
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,497
-Miss Blue Baller.
-Miss Blue Baller.

372
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:56,832
-Mm-hmm.
-Yes, yes. Okay.

373
00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:58,959
Because you don't give it up easy.

374
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,795
My mom said,
"Everyone wants a Chanel purse."

375
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:04,131
"They don't want the fake on Canal Street,

376
00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:06,591
they want the real Chanel
that no one can have."

377
00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:09,428
"So it's better to be hard to get
and be like a Chanel purse."

378
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:11,596
[Nikki] I think that's a great message.

379
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,557
-Be like a Chanel purse.
-[Paris] Yeah.

380
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,976
Yeah, you don't cum on a Chanel purse.

381
00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:17,811
[laughs] Definitely not.

382
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:20,313
-[Nikki groans]
-[Paris] Oh.

383
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:21,773
-[Nikki] Oh yeah!
-[sizzling]

384
00:16:21,857 --> 00:16:23,650
-[Paris] This little baby.
-[Nikki] Yeah.

385
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:27,195
Okay. Now, I'm gonna take off this Beyond.

386
00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:31,241
I wanna-- This is good with my outfit,
so I'm gonna leave it.

387
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,910
[Paris] Cut holes in them
and they'll match your outfit.

388
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:34,828
[Nikki laughs] Yes!

389
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,080
[sizzling]

390
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:38,749
That's hot. Loves it.

391
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,167
-Yas.
-Yas.

392
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,460
-Sliving.
-Sliving.

393
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:42,794
-Killing it.
-Killing it.

394
00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:46,423
I think when, um, Whitney
and, like, everyone comes,

395
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,133
I'll just greet them like this.

396
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,676
-Loves it.
-And just be, like,

397
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,595
this is just what happens to you

398
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:54,306
if you've been here longer
than, like, an hour.

399
00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:55,599
[laughs]

400
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,434
[bass-heavy jazz plays]

401
00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:01,313
[Nikki] I love that your cookware,
like, it's not actually to be used.

402
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:03,565
[Paris] Oh no!
Did I burn the diamonds off?

403
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,192
Um, yeah, definitely.

404
00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:06,359
Be so sad.

405
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:10,697
[Nikki] There's a rhinestone in it.
At least they're vegan. [laughs]

406
00:17:10,781 --> 00:17:11,907
[Paris] Yours is huge.

407
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:14,326
-I know.
-It's, like, not gonna fit in the bun.

408
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:15,243
[Nikki chuckles]

409
00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:16,411
[Paris laughs]

410
00:17:16,495 --> 00:17:19,081
Actually, I have a good idea.
We could use a cutter

411
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:20,749
and make it smaller and fit.

412
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:23,585
-Let me see what I have.
-Oh yeah. Ooh! Like, make it…

413
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:26,213
-[Paris] Like a cookie cutter.
-[Nikki] Oh yeah, that's cute.

414
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:27,881
[upbeat jazz plays]

415
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:29,758
-[Paris] Yes.
-[Nikki] Oh my gosh. So good.

416
00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:31,218
[Paris] Killing it.

417
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,345
-Oh, yeah.
-This will work.

418
00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:34,763
It's so cute.

419
00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:39,309
-Love this.
-That's so cute!

420
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:43,313
-And then this, on that.
-[Paris laughs] Loves it.

421
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,023
-[Nikki] Cute.
-[Paris] Hell yeah.

422
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:48,401
Then we put, like, a thingy over it,
then it will, like, melt it.

423
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:51,238
-[Nikki] Whatever you say, Paris.
-[Paris] I know what I'm doing.

424
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:53,031
That.

425
00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:55,784
-[Nikki] Oh yeah.
-[Paris] It traps the heat.

426
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:02,207
[Nikki] You don't follow the rule.
I like that you just do your own thing.

427
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:05,627
You're not someone who was ever scared
of getting in trouble, right?

428
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:06,837
-No.
-Like, you don't care.

429
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,171
Rebel for life.

430
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:10,924
-Try it?
-Yeah.

431
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:13,426
[Paris] Mm.

432
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:17,973
-That's good.
-[Paris] Mm-hmm.

433
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:18,890
Yes.

434
00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:19,933
Just needs ketchup.

435
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,482
[Nikki] So, pink sauce on the bun.

436
00:18:27,566 --> 00:18:29,025
[Paris] Lettuce. Tomato.

437
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:31,653
And then, like, uh, so much ketchup.

438
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:34,197
-[Paris] Yes!
-[Nikki] We did it. Oh my God!

439
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,324
I think I'm gonna dip mine in ketchup.

440
00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:37,492
[Paris] Is that everything?

441
00:18:37,576 --> 00:18:39,995
-Oh, the milk shakes.
-Yeah.

442
00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:41,955
[Paris] How to make vegan mylk.

443
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:46,334
Malk? Mulk? Whatever.
These shakes don't have any milk in them.

444
00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:48,753
"One pint of vegan ice cream."

445
00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:51,047
"One cup of dairy-free milk."

446
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:52,215
"Half cup of ice."

447
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,176
[breezy jazz music plays]

448
00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:57,679
Nice. Okay.

449
00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:58,847
Now let's put it on.

450
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:00,765
-This stuff feels, like, good enough.
-Ready?

451
00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:02,309
[Nikki] Wait. Let's see.

452
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:04,144
[blender whirring]

453
00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:05,854
-Oh yeah! Yes!
-Nice.

454
00:19:07,606 --> 00:19:08,815
Oh my God! [laughs]

455
00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:10,817
Oh my God!

456
00:19:10,901 --> 00:19:12,944
[blender continues whirring]

457
00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:15,405
[blender screeching]

458
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,073
-[turns off blender]
-Stop yelling at me!

459
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:19,743
-Oh my God, it, like, fell off the thing.
-[blender whirring]

460
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,370
Oh, I really think I fucked it up.

461
00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:23,371
No.

462
00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:24,664
[continues whirring]

463
00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:25,707
Do you smell it?

464
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:28,251
-Yeah.
-It's, like, burning.

465
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:29,586
Burning tires.

466
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:30,545
[turns off blender]

467
00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:31,504
That looks good.

468
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:33,173
-Right?
-Um…

469
00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:38,595
-Yeah.
-[laughs]

470
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,138
-She's gone.
-[Megan] She's toast.

471
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:41,514
[Paris] She's dead.

472
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:45,185
-[breezy jazz plays]
-We're gonna do "Cherries for garnish,

473
00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:48,188
unicorn sprinkles for garnish,

474
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:49,689
edible glitter…

475
00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:52,067
for garnish."

476
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:55,946
-[Paris] What's "garnish"?
-Um, garnish is your new word.

477
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:56,863
[Paris] Hmm.

478
00:19:56,947 --> 00:19:58,949
-That's so garnish.
-Garnish.

479
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:01,785
-I'm, like, fucking garnished.
-Not feeling it.

480
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,079
Not feeling it?
I think it's gonna be mine then.

481
00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:06,248
[Paris] Let's try this.
I've never made a shake before.

482
00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:08,291
[Nikki] "Spread frosting
on the rim of each glass."

483
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,960
-[Paris] Got you.
-[Nikki] Okay.

484
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:13,171
-[Paris] Then we need sprinkles.
-[Nikki] And edible glitter.

485
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:15,090
Just, like, dump all of these.

486
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,305
[Paris] Loves it.

487
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:25,767
-[Nikki] Ooh!
-[Paris] It's amazing. Garnish.

488
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,978
[breezy jazz continues]

489
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:31,273
[Paris] Love that there's, like,
healthy whatever this is called.

490
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:32,983
Whipped cream.

491
00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:39,447
[Paris] Yes.

492
00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:40,699
Beautiful.

493
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:41,866
[Paris] I love it.

494
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:43,201
[ding]

495
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:44,369
-[doorbell rings]
-Yes.

496
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:45,412
Yes!

497
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,455
[Nikki] The girls are here.

498
00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:48,873
[sweeping romantic music]

499
00:20:48,957 --> 00:20:51,126
-[Paris] Hi, guys.
-[Nikki] Welcome to our home!

500
00:20:51,209 --> 00:20:52,335
[laughter]

501
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:55,714
-Thank you. Hi. How are you?
-Love this catsuit.

502
00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:57,632
-This is actually for you guys.
-So sweet.

503
00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:59,175
-Is this your new wine?
-It is.

504
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:01,803
-Six26wine.
-[Paris] I love the bottles.

505
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:02,804
This is Whitney.

506
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:05,890
-[Carlisle] You look amazing.
-[Amanda] Really nice to meet you!

507
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:08,310
-[Paris] Thank you for coming!
-You look amazing.

508
00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:10,687
-Hi, Carlisle.
-[Carlisle] Hi, how are you?

509
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:11,604
Your flyaways…

510
00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:15,608
♪ It ain't the meat, it's the motion ♪

511
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:18,069
♪ That makes your mama wanna rock ♪

512
00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:21,698
♪ It ain't the meat, it's the motion ♪

513
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,993
♪ It's the movement
That gives it the sock ♪

514
00:21:25,076 --> 00:21:26,536
-[music fades]
-[Paris] Bon appétit!

515
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,705
[Whitney] How many phones?
What's happening?

516
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,457
What's going on? Do we each get one?

517
00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:33,001
-Yeah, they're party favors. Um…
-[all laugh]

518
00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:35,503
I used to have five phones,
now I've consolidated to three.

519
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,088
One is for people I like.

520
00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:40,175
One is for business.
And one is for prank calling people.

521
00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:42,927
-[spits, laughs]
-My mom, I, and sister love to do that.

522
00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:44,512
How many phones have you lost?

523
00:21:44,596 --> 00:21:47,015
Oh my God. Hundreds.

524
00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:48,391
But you're very together.

525
00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:51,019
-[Paris] Sometimes.
-[laughs]

526
00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:54,147
She is. She is so together,
but she is also, like,

527
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:57,359
so refreshingly, like,
just, like, you know, wing it.

528
00:21:57,442 --> 00:21:59,319
-[Whitney] Disorganized pretty mess.
-Yeah.

529
00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:01,071
-[Whitney] You know where it is.
-Yeah.

530
00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:03,782
-Sort of. I'll figure it out.
-[laughs]

531
00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:07,160
My podcast co-host
wrote a paper on you in high school.

532
00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:09,287
-I wanna read it so bad.
-Did everyone do that?

533
00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:10,955
Because I did that too.

534
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:13,124
You wrote a paper on Paris Hilton?

535
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:15,251
Well, I gave a whole presentation
about Paris.

536
00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:16,836
[laughter]

537
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:21,007
I read your book and I learned a lot
and I shared it with everyone.

538
00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:24,135
And I got an "A." I think.
I don't know. I don't remember that.

539
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:27,389
There's McDonald's sauces too.

540
00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:29,015
-Do you work out?
-Never.

541
00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:30,433
[Nikki] No, she doesn't.

542
00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:31,393
Not a thing.

543
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:34,687
-[Whitney] That's hard on people like me.
-Do you work out?

544
00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:36,356
-[Amanda] Like crazy.
-Like crazy.

545
00:22:36,439 --> 00:22:38,483
I think that's hard on people.

546
00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:40,985
-Sorry.
-Don't be sorry. You should not be sorry.

547
00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:42,404
I appreciate your apology.

548
00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:44,781
I accept it. I don't accept it. She does.

549
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,991
Uh, yeah. I-I needed that.

550
00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:48,451
[romantic music plays]

551
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:53,748
[Whitney] The number of questions
I have for you is innumerable.

552
00:22:53,832 --> 00:22:56,042
[Paris] Well, eat a burger and tell me.

553
00:22:56,126 --> 00:22:57,919
-[Whitney] Did you make it?
-Yes.

554
00:22:58,002 --> 00:23:00,630
[Amanda] They look very nicely shaped.

555
00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:05,468
Whoa! This is so good.

556
00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:09,013
-[Nikki] I just love ketchup!
-Where's the pink… There it is.

557
00:23:09,097 --> 00:23:11,933
-[Whitney] I live for ketchup.
-I live for this sauce.

558
00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:12,976
[Nikki] Yes!

559
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,938
[Paris] Well, looks like
I can definitely make vegan burgers,

560
00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:20,483
fries, and shakes that are
just as delicious as the drive-through.

561
00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:25,655
But this is never going to be
a strictly vegan house.

562
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:27,365
[dog whimpers]

563
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:29,367
[sweeping romantic music plays]