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Hmm?

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Mindless violence
lit up the sky.

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America-- the 1970s.

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The energy crisis is real.

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♪ I'm runnin' away

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- A time of unrest and mistrust.
- I have never been a quitter.

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- It was a night of terror.
- A time of fear and violence.

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We are entering a satanic age!

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Anyone who can't see that
is blind!

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Television documents the chaos,

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beams the horror
into our living room.

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And so it is done.

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But it also offers comfort.

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April 4, 1971--

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the first episode of UBC's
"Night Owls" goes to air.

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The network's hopes
for a late-night hit

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are riding on
the shoulders of the host,

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a popular Chicago
radio announcer.

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Good evening, night owls.
I'm your host, Jack Delroy.

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And thank you for allowing me
into your living rooms

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for the first of what I hope
will be many, many shows.

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I'd like to thank everyone who
helped bring this dream to life,

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especially my dear mom and dad
back in Berwyn, Illinois,

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who I know are sitting
in front of their TV set,

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big smiles on their faces,

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watching "The Tonight Show"
with Johnny Carson.

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With its entertaining
mix of interviews,

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music, and sketch comedy,
"Night Owls" with Jack Delroy

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captures the hearts
and minds of midnight America.

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Well, I am sick of it, Crog,

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stuck in the cave all day,
cooking your sabertooth stew.

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Oi, fellas,
does this sound familiar?

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This is an Amazonian
bird-eating spider.

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Looks like your furry
little friend, uh,

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might have gotten
a better offer.

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- Don't panic. I got it, Jack.

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I got it. Excuse me, sir.
- Gus.

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Five nights a week,

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Jack helps an anxious nation
forget its troubles.

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In November 1972,

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Jack inks a five-year deal
with UBC owner Walker Bedford.

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Welcome to UBC family, Jack.

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What did you have to sacrifice
to get here tonight?

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With an Emmy nomination
to his name

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and growing audience share,

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Jack sights are set
on the coveted late-night crown.

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By Jack's side through
everything is his wife,

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the beloved stage actress
Madeleine Piper.

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Despite Jack's relentless
quest to be number one,

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they are considered
one of showbiz's happiest

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and most enduring couples.

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Madeleine is his muse
and his confidante,

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but she is not
his only source of support.

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Jack's association
with The Grove,

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a men-only club located
in the redwoods of California,

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has been the subject of rumors
since his days in radio.

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Established in the 1800s

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and counting
among its members politicians,

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entertainers,
and captains of industry,

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The Grove has long
portrayed itself

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as a harmless summer camp
for the rich and powerful.

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But speculation swirls around
its taste for arcane ceremony

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and its power to make
and break careers.

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...8...7...6...

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Four seasons on, and ratings
still fail to match Carson.

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The nominations mount,
but no trophy.

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Jack's reputation as perennial
also-ran starts to bite.

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He knows that history
remembers only kings.

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Then, in September 1976,

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Jack's world is
turned upside-down

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when Madeleine, a nonsmoker,

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is diagnosed
with terminal lung cancer.

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In October, Madeleine makes a
special appearance on the show.

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Jack and I first met

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when I was doing
"Oh! Calcutta!"...

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- Oh, God.
- ...at the Eden.

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My, you should have
seen him blush

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when he came backstage
and [ Gasps ] was

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confronted with all those
glorious naked bodies.

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Remember, darling?

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Madeleine, I don't think
we need to talk about...

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See, [Gasps] he's blushing
right now.

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How is a girl

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not supposed to fall
in love with that?

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Isn't she something,
ladies and gentlemen?

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- It is the highest-rating

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episode in "Night Owls" history,

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but still falls
a point short of Carson.

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- I love you, Jack.

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Two weeks later,
Madeleine is dead.

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A grieving Jack
shuns the media.

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He flees New York,
his location unknown.

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Just one month later,
and to the surprise of many,

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UBC announces his return.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. Jack Delroy.

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But the gap between Delroy
and Carson continues to widen.

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Jack and his longtime producer,
Leo Fiske,

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go out of their way
to court controversy,

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in a bid
to improve audience share.

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You used to be
the [bleep] man, Jack.

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What the
happened to you?

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Huh?

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We are gonna take a break,
and I'll--

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I'll be right back.
And you will not.

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Where the [bleep] do you think
you're going? Huh?

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- Open the [bleep] door!
- Ratings are in free fall.

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Sponsors are nervous.

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Jack's contract
is set to expire.

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Everything is on the line
when Sweeps Week begins

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on Halloween night, 1977.

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A desperate Jack plans
an episode

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he hopes will turn
his fortunes around.

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Get the audience in, guys.

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What you are about to see is
the recently discovered

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master tape of what went
to air that night,

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as well as previously unreleased
behind-the-scenes footage.

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It is the live TV event
that shocked a nation--

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"Late Night With the Devil."

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Tonight's broadcast
is brought to you

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by the Cavendish Group
of Companies.

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Let's shake on it.

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Live from UBC Studios
in New York City,

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it's "Night Owls"
with Jack Delroy!

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Joining us on our
spooky Halloween special,

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Christou...

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Carmichael Haig...

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Dr. June Ross-Mitchell with
the subject of her new book,

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Lilly...

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Miss Cleo James with
a bewitching jazz medley...

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plus our annual
Halloween costume parade.

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But now here's Mr. Midnight--
Jack Delroy!

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Oh, boy. Jack?

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Where the hell is he?

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Uh, Jack, you're on.

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Leo, he's not, uh...
- Boo!

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Aw, Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!

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Gus McConnell,
ladies and gentlemen.

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You.

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Oh, good evening, night owls,
and thank you for allowing me

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into your living rooms
once again.

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We've got an incredible show
lined up for you tonight

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as we celebrate all of
the fiendish fun of Halloween.

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Ew. Oh, hello.

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Um, what do you got there, Gus?

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A theremin Jack.
It's a musical instrument.

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Oh, that's not music, Gus.

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That is actually
the sound you get

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when you're tuning
your car radio,

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searching <i>for</i> music.

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What's interesting about
a theremin, Jack,

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is you play it
without touching it.

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So, you're not meant
to touch it?

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No, sir. No touching.

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Why, Gus, if only you'd shown
the same restraint

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at the Melody Burlesque
after Friday's show.

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Hmm.

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Think we should raise the bar
in here

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a little bit tonight, folks.
Um, anybody go

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to the Yankees' parade?

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Yeah! Any Reggie Jackson
fans in here?

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Knew <i>she</i> was.
Now, there's a rumor

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going around
that "Cosmo" magazine

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has approached Reggie to be
their very own Mr. October.

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- Ooh.

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We can expect Reggie's
impressive homerun spree

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to continue well
into the offseason.

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We doing good?
Have one more?

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Hey! Whoa!

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That one went
over the fence.

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Whew!

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- I don't get that joke, Jack.
- Oh, well.

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I guess we're gonna have
to raise the bar

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to Gus's standards now, folks.

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Uh, yeah, so, apparently,
President Jimmy Carter...

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Really, Leo?

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Oh, you're-- Oh, well, okay.
Easy pickings, I guess.

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Um...

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so, President Carter
held a press conference today

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announcing a reorganization
of his staff.

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When asked if his brother Billy
was part of the plans,

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the president said
that he'd offered

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Billy a chance
to head either the FBI--

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is this true?-- or the CIA.
Wow.

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- That can't be true.
- Apparently, Billy said

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he refused to head any agency
that he couldn't spell.

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- I get that joke.
- You got it?

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- I got it.
- Gus got it.

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Well, night owls,
we've got a heck of a show

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in store for you tonight,
and I'm very excited for you

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to see it all unfold
before your very eyes.

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I really hope you love it.
Gosh, I hope you love it.

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Please love it,
because, well...

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it's Sweeps Week.

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Oh! That's right.

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Where is Vincent Price
when you need him?

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Boy, I tell you what.

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Now, Sweeps Week,
as we all know,

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is the all-important
national ratings period.

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But, hey, do I look nervous
to you, Gus?

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You better believe it, Jack.

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We all know how important
it is to keep our sponsors

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and affiliates happy.
But in my humble opinion,

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there is only one person
who really matters

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in this whole darn
crazy business.

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- Well, thank you Jack.
- And that is you, our viewer.

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You have stood by me
through thick and thin,

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good times and bad.
Especially the bad.

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It was your support
that [Sighs] brought me back

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into this very studio
a year ago,

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when I could have
easily thrown in the towel,

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when many suggested

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that I <i>should</i> have
thrown in the towel.

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This show is-- and
it always has been-- for you.

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- Love you, Jack!
- And [Sighs]...

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Leo, can we please get that
woman a Nielsen viewing diary?

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Come on.

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Thank you all.

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What do you say, night owls?
On with the show, huh?

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Yeah!

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- Alright

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Interest in the occult has seen
a major revival in recent years.

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This is true.
You open any newspaper today,

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you're gonna see
hundreds of ads for psychics

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or fortune tellers,
exorcists, even.

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Whoa!

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Now, as you know,
here on "Night Owls,"

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we think it's very important
to keep an open mind.

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Our first guest tonight--

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I am so excited
about this young man--

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is a shining light
in this movement.

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Some call him a medium;
others, a spiritualist.

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Some have even called him
a miracle worker.

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We know him by one name,
and, well,

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that's probably because one name
is all he seems to have.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
please help me welcome

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the mysterious,
the mononymous Christou.

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Thank you for being here.

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So, it is just Christou,
is that right?

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<i>Sí,</i> that is correct.

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Thank you for inviting me
onto your program.

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00:14:44,665 --> 00:14:45,928
Oh, please, thank you
for taking time

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out of your
busy touring schedule.

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You are a hot ticket these days.
I tell you what.

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- It is my pleasure.
- Now, as I understand it,

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a night like tonight,
a spooky night like Halloween,

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holds a special significance
for someone in your profession.

247
00:14:57,896 --> 00:15:00,725
That is correct.
All Hallows Eve is a time

248
00:15:00,855 --> 00:15:03,293
to break open the doors
to the underworld.

249
00:15:03,423 --> 00:15:06,426
It is the last chance for the
spirits of the recently deceased

250
00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:08,385
to attend
to any unfinished business.

251
00:15:08,515 --> 00:15:09,908
- Hmm.
- Ooh.

252
00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:11,518
So that explains
the significance, then,

253
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:14,130
of the Halloween masks.
<i>- Sí,</i> yes.

254
00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:15,958
We use them to hide
from the angry spirits.

255
00:15:16,088 --> 00:15:18,656
Oh. I'm so curious.

256
00:15:18,786 --> 00:15:21,528
Do you hear these voices of
the dead all the time?

257
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:23,966
The energy is ever-present, <i>sí.</i>

258
00:15:24,096 --> 00:15:25,880
And then I guess
the burning question is,

259
00:15:26,011 --> 00:15:27,491
how the hell
do you get any sleep?

260
00:15:27,621 --> 00:15:30,189
I mean, right?

261
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:33,062
Just think of my mind
like the ham radio,

262
00:15:33,192 --> 00:15:35,455
picking up frequencies
in the airwaves.

263
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:39,633
When I no longer want to listen,
I simply switch it off.

264
00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:42,419
Just like that? Wow.

265
00:15:42,549 --> 00:15:46,901
Okay, well, then I think it is
time, ladies and gentlemen,

266
00:15:47,032 --> 00:15:49,469
that we fire up
those frequencies.

267
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,602
The energy in here
is very strong.

268
00:15:51,732 --> 00:15:55,519
Thank you, Phil.
The floor is yours, sir.

269
00:15:55,649 --> 00:15:58,826
Ladies and gentlemen, Christou.

270
00:16:10,925 --> 00:16:14,407
I'm already receiving
some signals here.

271
00:16:19,978 --> 00:16:22,894
The letter "P," I'm hearing.

272
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:27,986
Peter.

273
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:32,077
Pete.

274
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,558
No, wait.
It's clearer now.

275
00:16:34,688 --> 00:16:38,562
Peterson.
I'm hearing the name Peterson.

276
00:16:38,692 --> 00:16:40,825
- Peterman?
- What? I'm sorry.

277
00:16:40,955 --> 00:16:44,829
Sir, you're up there. Yeah.
Okay, okay, sir. sir.

278
00:16:44,959 --> 00:16:46,613
You can stand up back there.
Thank you.

279
00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:48,659
Hi, Mr. Peterson.
- Uh, no.

280
00:16:48,789 --> 00:16:51,618
Uh, my wife's maiden name
was Peterman.

281
00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:55,753
Yes, that is it-- Peterman.
She's in the room with us now.

282
00:16:55,883 --> 00:16:57,146
She is?

283
00:16:57,276 --> 00:16:59,539
Your wife has crossed over,
<i>sí?</i>

284
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:01,063
You could say that.

285
00:17:01,193 --> 00:17:03,500
She ran off with my neighbor
five years ago.

286
00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:07,982
- Sorry to hear that.
- Oh, don't be.

287
00:17:08,113 --> 00:17:10,202
My golf game's
never been better.

288
00:17:11,725 --> 00:17:13,988
No, but there is a--

289
00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:17,079
Now I'm hearing
the name Elizabeth.

290
00:17:17,209 --> 00:17:19,994
No, her name was Helen.

291
00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:22,084
- There was no Beth or Betty?
- Correct.

292
00:17:22,214 --> 00:17:24,738
- There was a Betty.
- No. You're correct.

293
00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:26,871
There was no Beth or Betty.

294
00:17:27,001 --> 00:17:29,352
- A name starting with "B."
- Oh, my name's Barry.

295
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:32,224
- That's not it.
- No, it has been for 42 years.

296
00:17:36,576 --> 00:17:40,189
Gone. The spirit has passed.
I'm sorry.

297
00:17:40,319 --> 00:17:43,279
Sometimes the signal
gets scrambled.

298
00:17:43,409 --> 00:17:45,933
Studio lights, cameras.
I am only a messenger.

299
00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:47,935
I concentrate.

300
00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:49,459
Barry, have a seat.
Thank you so much.

301
00:17:49,589 --> 00:17:52,114
- Thank you.
- And you, sir?

302
00:17:52,244 --> 00:17:54,594
Looks like you went
on a shopping spree with Gus

303
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:57,641
down at, uh, Barney's
Discount Costume Warehouse, huh?

304
00:17:57,771 --> 00:17:59,643
Got quite a steal on that, huh?

305
00:17:59,773 --> 00:18:02,602
Don't be upset.
I'm just ribbing you.

306
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:06,215
- Oh, Jack.

307
00:18:06,345 --> 00:18:10,088
I'm receiving something.

308
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:14,179
I'm getting a--
Oh, yes, this intrigues.

309
00:18:21,447 --> 00:18:23,884
Good evening, ladies.
- Good evening.

310
00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:26,757
Evening, evening.

311
00:18:26,887 --> 00:18:29,499
- Who is Edward?

312
00:18:29,629 --> 00:18:33,720
Eddie? He was a son or brother
for one of you, <i>sí?</i>

313
00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:36,897
Edmond was my little brother.

314
00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:39,770
- And you were the mother, <i>sí?</i>
- <i>Sí.</i> I mean, yes.

315
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:43,817
Deduction, Jack,
not psychic powers.

316
00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:47,169
I am still impressed. Wow.

317
00:18:47,299 --> 00:18:49,867
Something bad happened
to Edmond.

318
00:18:49,997 --> 00:18:53,392
It's... hard to talk about it?

319
00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:55,133
Yes.

320
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:59,137
- Many questions remain.
- Well, h-he--

321
00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:03,228
It may be that Edmond
took his own life?

322
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:07,101
Quite recently, too.
- Five years ago.

323
00:19:07,232 --> 00:19:10,714
I know, but it feels
like only yesterday.

324
00:19:10,844 --> 00:19:12,803
Such a terrible tragedy.

325
00:19:12,933 --> 00:19:14,413
There was much confusion
why he did this, no?

326
00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:16,633
Terrible sadness and confusion.
This is so.

327
00:19:16,763 --> 00:19:20,071
- There was no note. Nothing.
- No.

328
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:23,030
He was such a happy boy.

329
00:19:23,161 --> 00:19:26,208
None of us knew
he was in so much pain.

330
00:19:28,949 --> 00:19:31,952
Eddie wants you to know
that he is at peace now.

331
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:35,086
He's sorry for the suffering
he has caused.

332
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:40,004
He communicates this to you.
His heart is full of love.

333
00:19:41,962 --> 00:19:45,705
Now I'm hitting
the word "papa."

334
00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:47,359
Well, Dad was always Dad.
We never--

335
00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:49,361
No, wait. Um...

336
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:57,978
When Edmond was little,
he had a teddy named Papa.

337
00:19:58,109 --> 00:20:00,024
- This is true.
- Oh, my God. I remember.

338
00:20:00,154 --> 00:20:04,985
I kept all his things.

339
00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:09,599
Can you please tell him
that Papa is safe?

340
00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:16,475
I do not need to tell him this.

341
00:20:16,606 --> 00:20:19,826
He already knows.

342
00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:23,003
Thank you.
You are both so beautiful.

343
00:20:23,134 --> 00:20:25,876
Bless you.
Bless you all!

344
00:20:26,006 --> 00:20:27,530
- Wow!

345
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:31,229
Wow! What a-- What a gift.

346
00:20:32,752 --> 00:20:35,407
Thank you.
Christou! Wow!

347
00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:39,629
Now these tour dates

348
00:20:39,759 --> 00:20:42,414
should be showing up
on your screens momentarily.

349
00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:44,286
We're gonna have to
take a quick break, folks.

350
00:20:44,416 --> 00:20:46,549
When we come back, though,
one of the old friends

351
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:49,160
of our show who always...

352
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,380
- Christou?

353
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:56,950
Something very intense here.

354
00:20:57,081 --> 00:20:58,865
Perhaps-- Are we getting
another message from Edmond?

355
00:20:58,996 --> 00:21:00,737
No, no. This is...

356
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:07,309
I'm getting the name... Minnie.

357
00:21:07,439 --> 00:21:11,922
Does anyone here know a Minnie?
Please accept.

358
00:21:12,052 --> 00:21:14,272
Does this name mean anything
to anyone in the studio?

359
00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:17,057
No? Um, perhaps a name
that sounds like Minnie.

360
00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:19,582
Maybe it's like a Millie
or a Mandy.

361
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:22,149
- I had a Great-Aunt Molly.
- It's Minnie!

362
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:24,848
Please! Who will accept?

363
00:21:24,978 --> 00:21:28,068
So much sadness.

364
00:21:28,199 --> 00:21:31,724
I see [Gasps] a wedding ring.

365
00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:35,554
An unmarried man
with a wedding ring.

366
00:21:35,685 --> 00:21:39,558
The spirit needs to talk to you.
Who are you?!

367
00:21:42,256 --> 00:21:45,259
It's okay, folks, it's just our
old par cans acting up.

368
00:21:51,483 --> 00:21:54,443
Gone. S-She's gone.

369
00:21:56,662 --> 00:21:58,577
S-S-She's gone.

370
00:22:01,232 --> 00:22:02,842
- Leo?

371
00:22:05,410 --> 00:22:07,151
We're gonna take
a quick break,

372
00:22:07,281 --> 00:22:09,980
and we're gonna be
right back after these messages.

373
00:22:22,079 --> 00:22:23,341
And we're clear.

374
00:22:23,472 --> 00:22:24,864
Gus to wardrobe.

375
00:22:24,995 --> 00:22:27,171
Hey, Mr. Christou,
that was fantastic.

376
00:22:27,301 --> 00:22:29,303
You are truly blessed.
Jack, can we talk?

377
00:22:29,434 --> 00:22:31,262
- Not right now, Gus.
- It's just backstage.

378
00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:33,177
They're saying you and Leo
have got something cooked up

379
00:22:33,307 --> 00:22:34,874
when that girl comes on.
- As far as I know,

380
00:22:35,005 --> 00:22:36,963
we're sticking to the rundown.
- Right, right.

381
00:22:37,094 --> 00:22:40,402
It's just, I saw restraints,
Jack, and-- and knives.

382
00:22:40,532 --> 00:22:41,968
I've got to be honest with you.

383
00:22:42,099 --> 00:22:43,492
We're a little spooked
back there.

384
00:22:43,622 --> 00:22:45,102
What the hell
are you still doing here?

385
00:22:45,232 --> 00:22:46,625
Get to wardrobe, pronto.
- Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

386
00:22:46,756 --> 00:22:48,192
- Fantastic segment, fellas.
- Mr. Christou,

387
00:22:48,322 --> 00:22:49,715
you look like you
might need a bourbon.

388
00:22:49,846 --> 00:22:51,543
- Just some water, please.
- In this place?

389
00:22:51,674 --> 00:22:53,893
I'll see what I can do.
- Some water for Mr. Christou.

390
00:22:54,024 --> 00:22:55,721
Are you happy to stay with us
a little longer?

391
00:22:55,852 --> 00:22:57,723
I really should be--
- That's the spirit.

392
00:22:57,854 --> 00:23:00,334
I can't wait to catch your act,
by the way.

393
00:23:00,465 --> 00:23:01,858
Here, you've got some blood
under your nose.

394
00:23:01,988 --> 00:23:04,904
Jack, mind if we...
- Thank you.

395
00:23:05,035 --> 00:23:07,559
Jesus Christ.

396
00:23:07,690 --> 00:23:09,953
The charlatan really
went all-out there.

397
00:23:10,083 --> 00:23:12,129
Oh, boy. That bit with the
lights was your idea, wasn't it?

398
00:23:12,259 --> 00:23:13,652
If you liked it, yeah,
I'll take full credit.

399
00:23:13,783 --> 00:23:15,001
- Mm-hmm.
- What did you think

400
00:23:15,132 --> 00:23:17,047
about our friend Barry?

401
00:23:19,528 --> 00:23:22,487
You okay, buddy?
- Yeah. Just that last--

402
00:23:22,618 --> 00:23:24,968
Look, whatever happened
was great television.

403
00:23:25,098 --> 00:23:27,971
Don't let it rattle you.
Okay, some orders of business.

404
00:23:28,101 --> 00:23:29,755
We're running long,
late to break.

405
00:23:29,886 --> 00:23:31,409
Okay, but we're not
bumping Cleo again.

406
00:23:31,540 --> 00:23:33,237
Well, we'll try
to make up some time.

407
00:23:33,367 --> 00:23:36,762
Oh, don't look now,
but Cavendish's new

408
00:23:36,893 --> 00:23:38,590
vice president of marketing
and his wife

409
00:23:38,721 --> 00:23:41,463
are sitting in the front row
with the head of airtime.

410
00:23:41,593 --> 00:23:44,161
You're looking directly at them.
I don't understand that.

411
00:23:44,291 --> 00:23:46,424
Hey, they want to talk to you.
They want to meet you.

412
00:23:46,555 --> 00:23:48,600
No, I don't have time to play
kiss-ass right now.

413
00:23:48,731 --> 00:23:51,255
In case you hadn't noticed,
I'm trying to host

414
00:23:51,385 --> 00:23:52,952
a nationally syndicated
talk show.

415
00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:54,998
And I'm trying to help you
keep it on the air.

416
00:23:55,128 --> 00:23:58,392
- McConnell?
- Okay.

417
00:23:58,523 --> 00:23:59,829
- Where's McConnell?
- Next break.

418
00:23:59,959 --> 00:24:01,439
- Mm.
- Okay?

419
00:24:01,570 --> 00:24:03,049
How's June? Did they land?
Is she okay?

420
00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:05,487
- She's fine. Just fine.
- Great. The girl?

421
00:24:05,617 --> 00:24:07,358
Jack, will you please relax?

422
00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:09,403
Everything's going very,
very well.

423
00:24:09,534 --> 00:24:11,057
Phil, what the hell's
going on with those lights?

424
00:24:11,188 --> 00:24:14,713
- We're working on it.
- 30 seconds, people!

425
00:24:14,844 --> 00:24:16,280
- Hey.
- Nothing's been fixed

426
00:24:16,410 --> 00:24:18,108
since 1956.
- Hey, great show so far.

427
00:24:18,238 --> 00:24:20,197
- Sammy, how are you?
- Good. How are you?

428
00:24:20,327 --> 00:24:21,590
I'm okay.
How's my hair looking?

429
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:24,201
- Alright. You look great.
- Good.

430
00:24:24,331 --> 00:24:27,073
Bats in the cave?
- You're all clear.

431
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:31,730
Thank you.
- Hey, Jack, which card?

432
00:24:31,861 --> 00:24:34,864
- Hey.
- Is this necessary?

433
00:24:34,994 --> 00:24:36,692
You got a little bit
of a sweat going on, honey.

434
00:24:36,822 --> 00:24:38,476
Please, stop!

435
00:24:40,173 --> 00:24:42,698
Fine. Suit yourself.

436
00:24:42,828 --> 00:24:45,483
Hey. Hmm?

437
00:24:45,614 --> 00:24:48,791
Fear not, friends, your humble
sidekick has returned.

438
00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:50,444
- Stand by everyone.

439
00:24:50,575 --> 00:24:52,751
- Staging, the door.
- Too kind.

440
00:24:52,882 --> 00:24:54,536
Haig's on next.
Pay him no mind.

441
00:24:54,666 --> 00:24:56,538
He's all wax, no wick.
Okay?

442
00:24:56,668 --> 00:25:00,193
And we're back in 5...4...

443
00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:15,121
Thank you. Welcome back
to our Halloween special, folks.

444
00:25:15,252 --> 00:25:17,689
For those of you just tuning in,

445
00:25:17,820 --> 00:25:20,562
Mr. Christou here wowed us
before the break

446
00:25:20,692 --> 00:25:22,999
with a demonstration
of his mediumistic powers.

447
00:25:23,129 --> 00:25:24,348
It was really something.
Am I right?

448
00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:27,481
Amazing.
Our next guest

449
00:25:27,612 --> 00:25:29,614
is someone equally renowned
in his own field.

450
00:25:29,745 --> 00:25:32,225
Once known to us all
as Carmichael the Conjurer.

451
00:25:32,356 --> 00:25:33,531
You remember him? Yeah?
Well, he hung up the wand

452
00:25:33,662 --> 00:25:35,272
several years ago to become

453
00:25:35,402 --> 00:25:38,318
one of the leading voices of
the skeptics movement.

454
00:25:38,449 --> 00:25:40,538
Ladies and gentlemen,
make welcome,

455
00:25:40,669 --> 00:25:43,889
if you dare,
Mr. Carmichael Haig.

456
00:25:53,638 --> 00:25:55,945
So good to see you again, Car.

457
00:25:56,075 --> 00:25:57,642
It's wonderful to be here,
Jack.

458
00:25:57,773 --> 00:25:59,122
Mind if I smoke?

459
00:25:59,252 --> 00:26:00,602
Please be my guest.

460
00:26:00,732 --> 00:26:02,865
Oh, boy, that was good.

461
00:26:02,995 --> 00:26:05,563
Mmm.

462
00:26:08,522 --> 00:26:10,046
Wow.

463
00:26:10,176 --> 00:26:12,352
He's still got it.

464
00:26:12,483 --> 00:26:14,964
Ladies and gentlemen.

465
00:26:15,094 --> 00:26:17,314
Holy smoke.

466
00:26:17,444 --> 00:26:20,926
Come-- Come on.

467
00:26:21,057 --> 00:26:24,582
I'm right here.
Car...

468
00:26:24,713 --> 00:26:27,454
we all know you
from the Vegas shows,

469
00:26:27,585 --> 00:26:30,022
the TV specials.

470
00:26:30,153 --> 00:26:32,764
Your group-hypnosis routine
was the first of its kind.

471
00:26:32,895 --> 00:26:35,767
Absolutely boggled my mind
when I saw it.

472
00:26:35,898 --> 00:26:38,552
Many regarded you
as the best in the biz.

473
00:26:38,683 --> 00:26:40,511
And I know my saying
that won't embarrass you.

474
00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:43,079
Correct. On all counts.
Continue, dear friend.

475
00:26:43,209 --> 00:26:44,558
- But in recent years,

476
00:26:44,689 --> 00:26:46,386
it seems
you've turned your attention

477
00:26:46,517 --> 00:26:49,172
to something a little more,
shall we say, philanthropic?

478
00:26:49,302 --> 00:26:51,348
- You mean IFSIP?
- IFSIP.

479
00:26:51,478 --> 00:26:55,352
Now, IFSIP, for those of you
not in the know, is an acronym.

480
00:26:55,482 --> 00:26:56,745
It stands for-- let me
get this right here--

481
00:26:56,875 --> 00:26:59,356
the International Federation

482
00:26:59,486 --> 00:27:02,968
of Scientific Investigation
into the Paranormal.

483
00:27:03,099 --> 00:27:05,405
Ooh. It's a lot of words.
We've got some pictures up

484
00:27:05,536 --> 00:27:06,537
right here.
Take a look.

485
00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:09,148
Photogenic lot, aren't we?

486
00:27:09,279 --> 00:27:12,064
Yes, it is our mission
to test these claims

487
00:27:12,195 --> 00:27:13,805
and determine
what is trickery

488
00:27:13,936 --> 00:27:16,025
and what may, in fact,
be genuine psi phenomena.

489
00:27:16,155 --> 00:27:18,592
Oh, that's me about to embark
on a little ghost hunt

490
00:27:18,723 --> 00:27:20,116
in Amityville.

491
00:27:20,246 --> 00:27:22,118
My dear friends Ed
and Lorraine Warren

492
00:27:22,248 --> 00:27:23,902
declined the invitation
to join me.

493
00:27:24,033 --> 00:27:25,295
Easily spooked.

494
00:27:25,425 --> 00:27:28,124
Car, be honest with me.
What is the harm

495
00:27:28,254 --> 00:27:30,822
for those of us who just want to
believe in something mysterious,

496
00:27:30,953 --> 00:27:32,868
something bigger than ourselves, hmm?

497
00:27:32,998 --> 00:27:34,521
Jack, I'm the first to admit

498
00:27:34,652 --> 00:27:36,872
that the world would be
a more interesting place

499
00:27:37,002 --> 00:27:41,398
if, uh-- if people
could magically bend spoons

500
00:27:41,528 --> 00:27:44,749
or divine water with a stick
or...

501
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:48,405
talk to the dead.

502
00:27:48,535 --> 00:27:51,669
But until I am presented
with irrefutable proof...

503
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,367
- I will continue to expose

504
00:27:54,498 --> 00:27:57,327
these men and women
for the swindlers they are.

505
00:27:57,457 --> 00:27:59,068
Still carry that check
with you, Car?

506
00:27:59,198 --> 00:28:00,504
Oh, yes.

507
00:28:00,634 --> 00:28:03,550
We offer a
not-insubstantial reward

508
00:28:03,681 --> 00:28:05,901
for anyone whose claims
can be verified.

509
00:28:06,031 --> 00:28:07,380
Get a shot on this?

510
00:28:07,511 --> 00:28:10,557
Camera 1. 100 grand.

511
00:28:10,688 --> 00:28:11,950
How many have taken up
the challenge?

512
00:28:12,081 --> 00:28:13,386
- Oh, dozens.

513
00:28:13,517 --> 00:28:14,736
And how many checks
have you signed?

514
00:28:14,866 --> 00:28:16,955
Yet to sacrifice a nickel,
Jack.

515
00:28:17,086 --> 00:28:19,175
Tonight might be the night,
though, folks.

516
00:28:19,305 --> 00:28:21,481
Right?

517
00:28:21,612 --> 00:28:23,701
I do not need
this man's money.

518
00:28:23,832 --> 00:28:27,226
No, I imagine you don't.
Not when there are so many naive

519
00:28:27,357 --> 00:28:30,360
but well-meaning people prepared
to hand over their hard-earned.

520
00:28:30,490 --> 00:28:33,885
- You okay?

521
00:28:34,016 --> 00:28:35,757
Oh. Do you need
a drink of water?

522
00:28:35,974 --> 00:28:37,410
You okay?

523
00:28:41,588 --> 00:28:44,200
I'm alright, thank you.

524
00:28:44,330 --> 00:28:46,811
Hey, um...

525
00:28:46,942 --> 00:28:50,772
Now, Car, explain to us
Mr. Christou's readings, then,

526
00:28:50,902 --> 00:28:54,427
before we went to break.
- What I saw was an admittedly

527
00:28:54,558 --> 00:28:56,821
accomplished performer
digging from a bag of tricks

528
00:28:56,952 --> 00:28:59,084
that goes back
to biblical times.

529
00:28:59,215 --> 00:29:02,784
By my count, Christou flopped
no less than five times

530
00:29:02,914 --> 00:29:05,699
before he hit on the tenuous
Peterson connection.

531
00:29:05,830 --> 00:29:07,397
- It was Peterman.

532
00:29:07,527 --> 00:29:10,443
He-- He's flawless
in hindsight.

533
00:29:10,574 --> 00:29:13,925
Okay, Car, but I observed
nothing untoward

534
00:29:14,056 --> 00:29:15,709
when Mr. Christou appeared
to connect

535
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,060
these two ladies
with their deceased son.

536
00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:19,801
We all saw that,
everyone here, right?

537
00:29:19,931 --> 00:29:21,411
To which I would say,

538
00:29:21,541 --> 00:29:23,848
even a broken clock
is right twice a day.

539
00:29:23,979 --> 00:29:26,155
False lies!

540
00:29:26,285 --> 00:29:27,852
You no more have the power
of divination

541
00:29:27,983 --> 00:29:30,463
than I resemble Burt Reynolds.

542
00:29:30,594 --> 00:29:34,903
You, sir, like me, are a liar,
a cheat, a charlatan,

543
00:29:35,033 --> 00:29:37,557
and a fake.
The difference being,

544
00:29:37,688 --> 00:29:39,864
I'm honest about it.

545
00:29:39,995 --> 00:29:42,127
Come on.

546
00:29:42,258 --> 00:29:44,434
Oh! Okay.

547
00:29:44,564 --> 00:29:47,002
A flair for the theatrical
doesn't go astray.

548
00:29:47,132 --> 00:29:48,830
Christou, wait, I still
have to ask you something.

549
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:50,570
Please.
- Christou.

550
00:29:50,701 --> 00:29:52,268
We have not yet discussed
the last reading.

551
00:29:52,398 --> 00:29:56,272
Yet another cold trail.
Minnie, Molly, Mandy, anyone?

552
00:29:56,402 --> 00:29:57,447
Put a sock in it, will you,
Car?

553
00:29:57,577 --> 00:29:59,536
Enough.

554
00:29:59,666 --> 00:30:03,148
Funny as it may seem...

555
00:30:03,279 --> 00:30:05,063
I actually believe
that that last reading

556
00:30:05,194 --> 00:30:08,197
may have been meant for me.

557
00:30:10,547 --> 00:30:12,723
Yes?

558
00:30:12,854 --> 00:30:14,551
Minnie--
Who-- Who's Minnie?

559
00:30:17,032 --> 00:30:20,600
Minnie is the
private nickname

560
00:30:20,731 --> 00:30:22,646
for...

561
00:30:22,776 --> 00:30:25,867
Madeleine, my wife.

562
00:30:25,997 --> 00:30:27,825
- Hmm.
- Your wife?

563
00:30:27,956 --> 00:30:31,133
Yes. S-She crossed over,
didn't she?

564
00:30:32,830 --> 00:30:35,267
An unmarried man
wearing a wedding ring?

565
00:30:35,398 --> 00:30:38,227
I think you meant this.

566
00:30:38,357 --> 00:30:40,577
Jack, please.

567
00:30:40,707 --> 00:30:43,101
Half the people in this room
are wearing one.

568
00:30:43,232 --> 00:30:45,103
- Okay.
- And Madeleine's death

569
00:30:45,234 --> 00:30:47,149
was hardly a secret.
This is what I'm talking about.

570
00:30:47,279 --> 00:30:49,194
It is a statistical certainty

571
00:30:49,325 --> 00:30:51,196
that some fool
will take the bait.

572
00:30:51,327 --> 00:30:53,329
Don't be that fool.

573
00:30:53,459 --> 00:30:55,940
- What are you up to, Car?
- Let's see if the mad monk

574
00:30:56,071 --> 00:30:57,681
really can conjure up
the spirit of your dead wife

575
00:30:57,811 --> 00:30:59,422
live on air.

576
00:30:59,552 --> 00:31:01,250
Half a $1 million
should be incentive enough.

577
00:31:01,380 --> 00:31:02,773
No?

578
00:31:04,253 --> 00:31:05,471
Christou.

579
00:31:05,602 --> 00:31:07,691
Buddy?

580
00:31:09,606 --> 00:31:12,565
- God damn it, man!

581
00:31:12,696 --> 00:31:14,698
Go to a commercial!
Go to a goddamn commercial!

582
00:31:19,181 --> 00:31:20,704
- Clear!

583
00:31:20,834 --> 00:31:22,488
- It's okay.
- Can we get some help here?

584
00:31:22,619 --> 00:31:24,403
It's gonna be okay.
You're just overtired, baby.

585
00:31:24,534 --> 00:31:27,580
No! Something's not right!

586
00:31:27,711 --> 00:31:28,973
We need a doctor!

587
00:31:29,104 --> 00:31:30,714
Get him
to his dressing room now.

588
00:31:30,844 --> 00:31:33,282
And someone just clean up
all this mess.

589
00:31:33,412 --> 00:31:35,284
The Surgeon General
strongly advises

590
00:31:35,414 --> 00:31:38,896
taking Pepto Bismol
before speaking with the dead.

591
00:31:39,027 --> 00:31:41,246
Uh, so, is anyone here
from out of town?

592
00:31:41,377 --> 00:31:42,726
This was a gift
from Charles Laughton,

593
00:31:42,856 --> 00:31:44,162
I'll have you know.

594
00:31:44,293 --> 00:31:46,121
You, you, you.

595
00:31:46,251 --> 00:31:48,427
Fetch the burgundy blazer
from my portmanteau, will you?

596
00:31:48,558 --> 00:31:51,561
Christ, it must have been
a seizure or something.

597
00:31:51,691 --> 00:31:54,390
You play the aw-shucks
Midwesterner so well, Jack.

598
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,740
That bit about Madeleine
and your secret nickname?

599
00:31:56,870 --> 00:31:58,611
Very impressive.

600
00:31:58,742 --> 00:32:00,352
What are you talking about?
There are only three ways

601
00:32:00,483 --> 00:32:01,745
he could have known about that.

602
00:32:01,875 --> 00:32:03,225
One, he's actually psychic,

603
00:32:03,355 --> 00:32:05,140
which we both know
is impossible.

604
00:32:05,270 --> 00:32:08,404
Two, he got lucky. Possible,
but highly improbable.

605
00:32:08,534 --> 00:32:09,753
Or three...

606
00:32:09,883 --> 00:32:11,189
You think that I told him?

607
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:13,104
I wouldn't blame you
if you did.

608
00:32:13,235 --> 00:32:14,888
A little on-air drama
can't be bad for ratings, right?

609
00:32:15,019 --> 00:32:18,240
- Right, right.
- I do read the trades, Jack.

610
00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:19,806
I'd have thought
your high-powered friends

611
00:32:19,937 --> 00:32:22,113
at The Grove
could pull a few strings.

612
00:32:22,244 --> 00:32:23,854
I think you overestimate
their influence.

613
00:32:23,985 --> 00:32:25,769
You must invite me along
one of these days.

614
00:32:25,899 --> 00:32:27,205
I'd love to know
if the rumors are true--

615
00:32:27,336 --> 00:32:29,294
the secret handshakes,
the orgies,

616
00:32:29,425 --> 00:32:31,993
the arcane ceremonies.
But mostly the orgies.

617
00:32:32,123 --> 00:32:34,169
Jack, rundown briefing.

618
00:32:34,299 --> 00:32:36,823
Give me an audience
with the Grand Poobah, Jack.

619
00:32:36,954 --> 00:32:39,043
I'll fit right in.

620
00:32:39,174 --> 00:32:40,697
Good man, Sticks.

621
00:32:40,827 --> 00:32:42,655
I told you not to leave me
alone with that asshole.

622
00:32:42,786 --> 00:32:44,527
What am I-- your mother?
The ambulance is coming.

623
00:32:44,657 --> 00:32:46,442
You can talk to Cavendish
in the next break.

624
00:32:46,572 --> 00:32:48,270
Extenuating circumstances.

625
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,185
- Any word from Bedford yet?
- Mnh-mnh.

626
00:32:50,315 --> 00:32:52,883
The switchboard lit up
like a Rosenberg, though.

627
00:32:53,014 --> 00:32:56,147
- People are upset? Offended?
- Angry, confused.

628
00:32:56,278 --> 00:32:57,844
None of which is terrible news,
of course. That's great.

629
00:32:57,975 --> 00:32:59,237
- Mr. Fiske.
- No, no, no, no, no.

630
00:32:59,368 --> 00:33:00,760
This comes out
in the next break.

631
00:33:00,891 --> 00:33:03,372
Check your rundown.

632
00:33:03,502 --> 00:33:05,939
Staging, the door.

633
00:33:06,070 --> 00:33:07,985
Shit. Back to the wings.
Oh!

634
00:33:08,116 --> 00:33:10,118
I'm not picking up
anything down here, Steve.

635
00:33:10,248 --> 00:33:12,033
You picking up anything weird,
Lou?

636
00:33:12,163 --> 00:33:14,035
We're on in five...
- Coming through.

637
00:33:14,165 --> 00:33:15,123
...four...

638
00:33:15,253 --> 00:33:16,733
Oh. Not my chair.

639
00:33:29,180 --> 00:33:30,834
Thank you.

640
00:33:30,964 --> 00:33:32,618
And thank you to everyone
who's been calling in

641
00:33:32,749 --> 00:33:34,055
to check on Mr. Christou.

642
00:33:34,185 --> 00:33:35,926
Don't be alarmed, folks.

643
00:33:36,057 --> 00:33:38,885
He is receiving medical
attention backstage as we speak.

644
00:33:39,016 --> 00:33:40,539
They needn't bother.

645
00:33:40,670 --> 00:33:42,193
The man is perfectly fine,
I assure you.

646
00:33:42,324 --> 00:33:45,196
Well... your dry cleaner
may disagree, Car.

647
00:33:47,024 --> 00:33:49,113
Well, that's just an old
vaudeville routine.

648
00:33:49,244 --> 00:33:52,421
Spouting, they call it.
Controlled regurgitation.

649
00:33:52,551 --> 00:33:54,945
Anyway, I certainly hope
you're gonna keep

650
00:33:55,076 --> 00:33:56,468
that check handy.

651
00:33:56,599 --> 00:33:59,036
The check--
- Your breast pocket.

652
00:34:00,211 --> 00:34:03,084
Hmm?

653
00:34:03,214 --> 00:34:05,695
Silky as ever, Car.

654
00:34:05,825 --> 00:34:07,914
He got you, Jack.

655
00:34:08,045 --> 00:34:10,265
My sixth sense

656
00:34:10,395 --> 00:34:13,746
is telling me we may
just see this check again

657
00:34:13,877 --> 00:34:15,487
before the night is through.

658
00:34:15,618 --> 00:34:16,880
I very much doubt that.

659
00:34:17,010 --> 00:34:18,795
Wait until you meet
our next guests.

660
00:34:18,925 --> 00:34:20,144
Giddy with excitement, Jack.

661
00:34:20,275 --> 00:34:21,667
You should be.

662
00:34:21,798 --> 00:34:24,801
Now, about a--

663
00:34:28,021 --> 00:34:29,762
About a month ago,

664
00:34:29,893 --> 00:34:34,985
a manuscript happened
to cross my desk that, well...

665
00:34:35,116 --> 00:34:38,902
I haven't been able to stop
thinking about, quite frankly.

666
00:34:39,032 --> 00:34:40,643
The book...

667
00:34:43,515 --> 00:34:45,474
..."Conversations
with the Devil"

668
00:34:45,604 --> 00:34:48,564
by Dr. June Ross-Mitchell...

669
00:34:48,694 --> 00:34:52,263
...hits shelves this week,
and it is certain

670
00:34:52,394 --> 00:34:56,049
to challenge more than
a few skeptics out there.

671
00:34:56,180 --> 00:34:57,747
Now, before I bring on
the doctor

672
00:34:57,877 --> 00:34:59,923
and the young subject
of the book,

673
00:35:00,053 --> 00:35:01,968
I wanted to share with
you all a clip produced

674
00:35:02,099 --> 00:35:04,797
by June's psi-research center.

675
00:35:04,928 --> 00:35:07,365
Hopefully catch us
all up to speed.

676
00:35:07,496 --> 00:35:08,932
But please be warned, anyone

677
00:35:09,062 --> 00:35:11,152
with young children
in the room--

678
00:35:11,282 --> 00:35:14,459
What you're about to see
is profoundly disturbing

679
00:35:14,590 --> 00:35:16,026
and shocking.

680
00:35:18,159 --> 00:35:19,943
Can we roll the tape, please?

681
00:35:23,990 --> 00:35:27,429
A seemingly ordinary house
on an ordinary street.

682
00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:29,431
Only this is the headquarters

683
00:35:29,561 --> 00:35:32,173
of the infamous
First Church of Abraxas.

684
00:35:32,303 --> 00:35:35,959
I command thee
to come forth

685
00:35:36,089 --> 00:35:39,963
and bestow
these blessings of hell upon us.

686
00:35:40,093 --> 00:35:41,573
Hail, Abraxas!

687
00:35:41,704 --> 00:35:43,532
- Hail, Abraxas!
- Hail, Abraxas!

688
00:35:43,662 --> 00:35:45,490
The church's founder
and leader,

689
00:35:45,621 --> 00:35:47,927
the enigmatic Szandor D'Abo.

690
00:35:48,058 --> 00:35:49,886
Abraxas shows us

691
00:35:50,016 --> 00:35:53,368
there is no good, no evil,

692
00:35:53,498 --> 00:35:55,544
no redemption.

693
00:35:55,674 --> 00:35:59,635
Only what we desire
and how we obtain it.

694
00:35:59,765 --> 00:36:04,030
You make it sound very easy,
Monsieur D'Abo.

695
00:36:04,161 --> 00:36:09,297
Make no mistake--
The master demands sacrifice.

696
00:36:10,254 --> 00:36:13,562
D'Abo's activities come
to the attention of the FBI,

697
00:36:13,692 --> 00:36:17,261
who suspect the cult of
kidnapping and firearm offenses.

698
00:36:17,392 --> 00:36:20,264
But even more alarming
are the stories of children

699
00:36:20,395 --> 00:36:22,310
being bred for human sacrifice.

700
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:25,182
...and the spilling of blood.

701
00:36:25,313 --> 00:36:28,794
Come forth.
Open the gates of hell.

702
00:36:28,925 --> 00:36:32,494
D'Abo claims that anyone who
witnesses these dreadful rituals

703
00:36:32,624 --> 00:36:35,671
will fall under the spell
of the demon Abraxas,

704
00:36:35,801 --> 00:36:38,195
and so perform
his earthly bidding.

705
00:36:38,326 --> 00:36:40,197
And so it is done!

706
00:36:40,328 --> 00:36:42,460
- Events take a tragic turn

707
00:36:42,591 --> 00:36:44,027
in August '74...

708
00:36:44,157 --> 00:36:46,508
...when federal agencies
lay siege to the house.

709
00:36:46,638 --> 00:36:48,118
Shots have been fired.

710
00:36:48,249 --> 00:36:50,555
After
a tense three-day standoff,

711
00:36:50,686 --> 00:36:53,993
D'Abo commands his followers
to douse the premises

712
00:36:54,124 --> 00:36:56,822
and themselves in gasoline.

713
00:36:58,911 --> 00:37:02,263
But remarkably,
among the smoldering ruins,

714
00:37:02,393 --> 00:37:05,222
a terrified 10-year-old girl
is discovered.

715
00:37:05,353 --> 00:37:07,746
She goes only
by the name of Lilly.

716
00:37:07,877 --> 00:37:09,966
Her memories of her time
in the house--

717
00:37:10,096 --> 00:37:12,098
fractured and incomplete.

718
00:37:12,229 --> 00:37:16,189
Was her survival part
of D'Abo's wicked master plan,

719
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:19,062
or was she simply
the lucky one?

720
00:37:19,192 --> 00:37:21,760
At a loss to explain Lilly's
strange behavior,

721
00:37:21,891 --> 00:37:25,329
the FBI contacts
my psi research center.

722
00:37:25,460 --> 00:37:28,158
Lilly and I make
an immediate connection.

723
00:37:28,289 --> 00:37:29,942
Important breakthroughs follow,

724
00:37:30,073 --> 00:37:32,902
but there is still
much work to be done.

725
00:37:33,032 --> 00:37:36,993
<i>It's 2:30 p.m.,
July 10, 1976.</i>

726
00:37:37,123 --> 00:37:39,212
<i>This is a recording
of our first session.</i>

727
00:37:41,780 --> 00:37:43,129
<i>Okay.</i>

728
00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:45,697
<i>It seems
we've made contact.</i>

729
00:37:45,828 --> 00:37:47,786
<i>Who am I speaking to now?</i>

730
00:37:50,311 --> 00:37:51,790
<i>Is this the demon known as--</i>

731
00:37:51,921 --> 00:37:53,923
<i>Oh, my God!</i>

732
00:37:54,053 --> 00:37:55,533
<i>Hold her tight!</i>

733
00:37:55,664 --> 00:37:57,187
<i>Help!
We need some help in here!</i>

734
00:38:04,368 --> 00:38:06,109
Wow.

735
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:08,720
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome

736
00:38:08,851 --> 00:38:11,680
Dr. June Ross-Mitchell
and Lilly.

737
00:38:20,993 --> 00:38:23,082
Oh. You can come out.

738
00:38:24,345 --> 00:38:26,129
Hi.

739
00:38:26,259 --> 00:38:27,870
Lilly.

740
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,175
June.

741
00:38:33,310 --> 00:38:34,920
How are ya?

742
00:38:37,314 --> 00:38:39,316
Whoa!

743
00:38:39,447 --> 00:38:41,144
Good to meet ya.

744
00:38:46,541 --> 00:38:48,020
So good to see you again, June.

745
00:38:48,151 --> 00:38:50,980
- You too, Jack.
- And, Lilly

746
00:38:51,110 --> 00:38:53,199
so pleased that you could
join us today.

747
00:38:53,330 --> 00:38:54,592
Thank you, Mr. Delroy.

748
00:38:54,723 --> 00:38:56,289
I'm so glad
you could join us, too.

749
00:38:58,291 --> 00:39:00,119
Now, Lilly, you don't have
to look at the camera.

750
00:39:00,250 --> 00:39:02,557
You can actually
talk directly to me.

751
00:39:02,687 --> 00:39:03,601
Oh, I'm sorry.

752
00:39:03,732 --> 00:39:05,516
Don't be silly.

753
00:39:05,647 --> 00:39:08,171
I want to start with a tough
question, if that's okay.

754
00:39:08,301 --> 00:39:10,042
I'd like to know--

755
00:39:10,173 --> 00:39:11,827
Have you ever watched
my show before?

756
00:39:13,394 --> 00:39:15,439
No.
I'm normally in bed by now.

757
00:39:15,570 --> 00:39:17,180
But I know who you are,
Mr. Delroy.

758
00:39:17,310 --> 00:39:20,009
Oh, please.
You can call me Jack.

759
00:39:20,139 --> 00:39:21,880
June says you're
very handsome, Jack.

760
00:39:25,406 --> 00:39:27,364
You're the man
whose wife died of cancer.

761
00:39:27,495 --> 00:39:28,844
Lilly, I don't think
Jack wants to--

762
00:39:28,974 --> 00:39:31,803
I was very sad
when I heard about that.

763
00:39:31,934 --> 00:39:35,198
I know what it's like to lose
people who are close to you.

764
00:39:35,328 --> 00:39:40,072
It's lonely at first,
but you'll get through.

765
00:39:40,203 --> 00:39:43,902
Such wise words
from one so young, huh?

766
00:39:44,033 --> 00:39:46,035
Lilly has been through more
in her 13 years

767
00:39:46,165 --> 00:39:48,907
than most adults
go through in a lifetime.

768
00:39:49,038 --> 00:39:52,258
And you needn't worry
about your TV show.

769
00:39:52,389 --> 00:39:55,436
I think you're gonna be
very famous soon.

770
00:39:55,566 --> 00:39:57,873
Why, thank you
for the reassurance.

771
00:39:58,003 --> 00:39:59,657
I was beginning to wonder,
Gus.

772
00:39:59,788 --> 00:40:01,790
- Me too.

773
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:03,487
You're welcome.

774
00:40:03,618 --> 00:40:05,315
Okay, well, we're gonna
take a break.

775
00:40:05,446 --> 00:40:07,665
Um, but on the other side--

776
00:40:07,796 --> 00:40:10,625
yes, the other side--

777
00:40:10,755 --> 00:40:12,278
we're going to spend some time

778
00:40:12,409 --> 00:40:15,586
getting to know
these two extraordinary ladies.

779
00:40:18,589 --> 00:40:20,548
- Okay. That was great.
- Quite a show.

780
00:40:20,678 --> 00:40:22,245
I was afraid
you weren't gonna make it.

781
00:40:22,375 --> 00:40:23,507
I'm sorry.

782
00:40:31,297 --> 00:40:33,169
And we're clear.

783
00:40:33,299 --> 00:40:34,475
Great.
That was great, ladies.

784
00:40:34,605 --> 00:40:36,215
Lilly, you are adorable.

785
00:40:36,346 --> 00:40:37,565
Thank you, Jack.

786
00:40:37,695 --> 00:40:39,480
And which camera
do I look at now?

787
00:40:39,610 --> 00:40:42,613
Um, well, we're off air,
so none.

788
00:40:42,744 --> 00:40:44,485
Time to make ourselves
pretty again.

789
00:40:44,615 --> 00:40:46,051
Hey, Jack.

790
00:40:46,182 --> 00:40:47,879
Don't I already look pretty,
Jack?

791
00:40:48,010 --> 00:40:49,968
You're good.

792
00:40:50,099 --> 00:40:50,969
Sure, you do.

793
00:40:51,100 --> 00:40:52,623
Hi! I'm Lilly!

794
00:40:52,754 --> 00:40:54,364
- Jack, we need to talk.
- Let me take that

795
00:40:54,495 --> 00:40:55,583
for you, ma'am.
- Thank you.

796
00:40:55,713 --> 00:40:57,106
- Wow. Weird kid.
- She was looking

797
00:40:57,236 --> 00:40:59,412
right down that camera.

798
00:40:59,543 --> 00:41:01,502
That was great.
You ready?

799
00:41:01,632 --> 00:41:04,853
- This is so much fun.

800
00:41:04,983 --> 00:41:07,116
Welcome
to the dream factory, kid.

801
00:41:07,246 --> 00:41:08,944
I really don't think
it's a good idea, Jack.

802
00:41:09,074 --> 00:41:11,076
She's becoming
more unpredictable.

803
00:41:11,207 --> 00:41:12,556
See, unpredictable--
That's a good thing.

804
00:41:12,687 --> 00:41:14,340
That's why we still do live TV.

805
00:41:14,471 --> 00:41:16,038
I mean, it's what's
gonna help sell your book.

806
00:41:16,168 --> 00:41:18,997
- This isn't about the book.
- Isn't it?

807
00:41:19,128 --> 00:41:21,522
Yesterday she went into
one of her fugue states,

808
00:41:21,652 --> 00:41:24,046
and she, uh...

809
00:41:24,176 --> 00:41:27,223
she started saying your name.

810
00:41:27,353 --> 00:41:29,268
She's excited about
being on the show.

811
00:41:29,399 --> 00:41:31,749
No, it was as if she was
recalling something.

812
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:34,622
It was hard to make sense of it,
but it was strange even for her.

813
00:41:34,752 --> 00:41:36,580
Look, you are
ready for this.

814
00:41:36,711 --> 00:41:39,714
You told me that you're ready
for it. You know you did.

815
00:41:39,844 --> 00:41:41,672
Yes. Well, there may have been
a few lapses of judgment

816
00:41:41,803 --> 00:41:44,414
on my part that...

817
00:41:44,545 --> 00:41:47,243
This is your time.
You've done the work.

818
00:41:47,373 --> 00:41:49,419
You're not gonna
back out right now.

819
00:41:49,550 --> 00:41:51,203
Yeah, I admit you made
a convincing case.

820
00:41:51,334 --> 00:41:52,944
But my first responsibility
is to Lilly.

821
00:41:53,075 --> 00:41:55,033
And I'm telling you,
it's too risky.

822
00:41:55,164 --> 00:41:56,731
- No, I--

823
00:41:56,861 --> 00:41:58,559
I should get back to her.

824
00:42:00,648 --> 00:42:02,824
She's not getting cold feet,
is she?

825
00:42:02,954 --> 00:42:06,915
- She's fine. She is fine.

826
00:42:07,045 --> 00:42:08,743
I'm handling it!

827
00:42:08,873 --> 00:42:10,527
- Hey, Jack.
- Hey.

828
00:42:10,658 --> 00:42:14,313
Okay, so just got
a call from Sinai.

829
00:42:16,141 --> 00:42:17,316
Yeah, I know, I know,
I know.

830
00:42:17,447 --> 00:42:19,754
- Christou is dead.
- What?

831
00:42:19,884 --> 00:42:22,713
He had some kind of hemorrhage
in the ambulance.

832
00:42:24,541 --> 00:42:25,586
- Holy shit.
- I know.

833
00:42:25,716 --> 00:42:27,152
No. No, no, no.

834
00:42:27,283 --> 00:42:28,676
I thought that that was
all part of his act.

835
00:42:28,806 --> 00:42:30,460
The-- What did Haig call it?
Spouting?

836
00:42:30,591 --> 00:42:33,202
Well, apparently he was
spouting from, well, everywhere.

837
00:42:33,332 --> 00:42:35,073
The paramedics couldn't
get it under control.

838
00:42:35,204 --> 00:42:37,206
- Jesus Christ!
- I know. I know, I know, I know.

839
00:42:37,336 --> 00:42:39,034
I know, I know, I know.
- Listen to me.

840
00:42:39,164 --> 00:42:41,602
Nobody can find out about this,
especially not Gus.

841
00:42:41,732 --> 00:42:43,647
I'll do the best that I can,
gut you know how quickly

842
00:42:43,778 --> 00:42:44,953
word spreads around here.
- Staging,

843
00:42:45,083 --> 00:42:46,563
where's my sacrificial dagger?

844
00:42:46,694 --> 00:42:49,000
We're on 60 second.

845
00:42:49,131 --> 00:42:51,568
Hey, hey, Phil.
Has the rundown changed?

846
00:42:51,699 --> 00:42:54,658
Staging's saying something
about a new bit in seg five,

847
00:42:54,789 --> 00:42:56,442
and I don't see it on my--
- Wait. Shh, shh, shh.

848
00:42:56,573 --> 00:42:58,270
Look, I'm telling you, Steve,
whatever it is,

849
00:42:58,401 --> 00:43:00,011
we're not seeing it
on the monitor down here.

850
00:43:00,142 --> 00:43:01,360
- Hey, Phil.
- Come on, guys!

851
00:43:01,491 --> 00:43:03,188
You just
keep switching cameras,

852
00:43:03,319 --> 00:43:05,538
and I'll make sure everybody
gets their cues, okay?

853
00:43:05,669 --> 00:43:07,410
- Phil! Phil!
- Stand by, everyone.

854
00:43:07,540 --> 00:43:09,107
- Phil!
- Then there was a questionnaire

855
00:43:09,238 --> 00:43:10,935
you had to complete
before coming in, you say?

856
00:43:11,066 --> 00:43:12,545
Yeah, that's right.

857
00:43:12,676 --> 00:43:14,286
Oh, and there was a lady
in the lobby

858
00:43:14,417 --> 00:43:16,767
who asked a bunch
of questions, too.

859
00:43:16,898 --> 00:43:18,943
Oh, yeah.
It was the same woman

860
00:43:19,074 --> 00:43:21,380
who came out and helped
Mr. Christou when he...

861
00:43:21,511 --> 00:43:25,167
Oh, yes, I know.
Most disturbing, wasn't it?

862
00:43:25,297 --> 00:43:28,039
Thank you, ladies.
- All sorts of stuff lately.

863
00:43:28,170 --> 00:43:29,475
- Yeah.
- No wonder we...

864
00:43:31,086 --> 00:43:32,653
Thank you.

865
00:43:32,783 --> 00:43:34,655
Phil said we're coming back.

866
00:43:34,785 --> 00:43:37,658
Is everything okay, Jack?

867
00:43:37,788 --> 00:43:39,964
Yeah.
Everything is fine, sweetie.

868
00:43:40,095 --> 00:43:42,184
- 10 seconds!
- Where the hell is Haig?

869
00:43:42,314 --> 00:43:43,664
- And we're back in five...

870
00:43:45,666 --> 00:43:46,884
four...

871
00:44:02,204 --> 00:44:04,119
And welcome back
to our very special

872
00:44:04,249 --> 00:44:07,209
Halloween edition
of "Night Owls."

873
00:44:07,339 --> 00:44:10,125
Now, ladies, there is so much

874
00:44:10,255 --> 00:44:11,604
that I'd like
to discuss with you both,

875
00:44:11,735 --> 00:44:13,128
but I want to start
with you, June.

876
00:44:13,258 --> 00:44:15,826
Now, you call yourself
a parapsychologist.

877
00:44:15,957 --> 00:44:17,523
What exactly does that--
- I call myself one

878
00:44:17,654 --> 00:44:19,525
because that's
what I am, Jack.

879
00:44:19,656 --> 00:44:21,527
It so happens
I have a PhD in the subject.

880
00:44:21,658 --> 00:44:24,182
From the University of
Hogwash, if I'm not mistaken.

881
00:44:24,313 --> 00:44:26,663
The Stanford Research
Institute, actually.

882
00:44:26,794 --> 00:44:28,317
The difference being?

883
00:44:28,447 --> 00:44:30,188
Is it really worth us
continuing if this man

884
00:44:30,319 --> 00:44:32,016
is going to interrupt
every time you ask a question?

885
00:44:32,147 --> 00:44:35,237
Car, please behave.

886
00:44:35,367 --> 00:44:37,152
As I was going to say,

887
00:44:37,282 --> 00:44:40,024
we parapsychologists believe
there are certain phenomena,

888
00:44:40,155 --> 00:44:41,852
psi phenomena,

889
00:44:41,983 --> 00:44:44,289
that traditional science
is ill-equipped to understand.

890
00:44:44,420 --> 00:44:46,465
Telepathy, for example.
Telekinesis,

891
00:44:46,596 --> 00:44:48,772
apparitional anomalies.
- Demonic possession.

892
00:44:48,903 --> 00:44:52,080
"Psychic infestation"
is the term we prefer, but yes.

893
00:44:52,210 --> 00:44:53,559
And it's your belief

894
00:44:53,690 --> 00:44:55,648
that Lilly here presents
just such a case.

895
00:44:55,779 --> 00:44:57,302
For the past three years,

896
00:44:57,433 --> 00:44:59,174
I've been combining
age regression therapy

897
00:44:59,304 --> 00:45:02,133
with a growing understanding
of ancient Satanic rituals

898
00:45:02,264 --> 00:45:06,224
to piece together
the details of Lilly's life

899
00:45:06,355 --> 00:45:10,925
and to grasp the nature of
the demon that lurks within her.

900
00:45:11,055 --> 00:45:13,014
This is the demon Abraxas

901
00:45:13,144 --> 00:45:16,408
that the charming Mr. D'Abo
spoke of in your clips?

902
00:45:16,539 --> 00:45:19,281
No, I believe it's more
likely one of the minor deities

903
00:45:19,411 --> 00:45:21,370
said to serve Abraxas.

904
00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:23,589
These entities thrive
on our confusion.

905
00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:24,982
And our stupidity.

906
00:45:26,679 --> 00:45:28,551
Look, I understand
that some of this

907
00:45:28,681 --> 00:45:30,858
might seem to stretch credulity,

908
00:45:30,988 --> 00:45:33,861
but, remember,
big, new scientific ideas

909
00:45:33,991 --> 00:45:36,341
are always greeted
with some resistance.

910
00:45:36,472 --> 00:45:39,780
It's only the most close-minded
that greet them with ridicule.

911
00:45:42,304 --> 00:45:45,002
Incidentally, we have
some pieces here

912
00:45:45,133 --> 00:45:47,831
from your private collection.

913
00:45:47,962 --> 00:45:49,528
- Whew!

914
00:45:49,659 --> 00:45:51,443
Okay, well, girl's
got to have a hobby, huh?

915
00:45:53,141 --> 00:45:54,838
That dagger was recovered
from the remains

916
00:45:54,969 --> 00:45:57,362
of the D'Abo house.
We believe it was used in many

917
00:45:57,493 --> 00:45:59,669
of the church's
sacrificial ceremonies.

918
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:01,279
No!

919
00:46:01,410 --> 00:46:03,064
Oh, God!
- No! Don't do it!

920
00:46:03,194 --> 00:46:05,370
- I can't stop it!
- Stop!

921
00:46:05,501 --> 00:46:09,374
Turn off your TV sets before
Abraxas claims your souls!

922
00:46:09,505 --> 00:46:11,246
Car?

923
00:46:11,376 --> 00:46:14,684
You truly are a suggestible lot.

924
00:46:14,815 --> 00:46:16,251
Handy to know.
- Mr. Haig,

925
00:46:16,381 --> 00:46:18,122
we haven't come on here
for your amusement.

926
00:46:18,253 --> 00:46:19,820
Don't be silly, my dear.

927
00:46:19,950 --> 00:46:21,734
If we accept
the Gnostic interpretation,

928
00:46:21,865 --> 00:46:25,564
Abraxas is the consummate
showman. He craves an audience.

929
00:46:25,695 --> 00:46:27,088
After all,
his name is the source

930
00:46:27,218 --> 00:46:29,481
of the magician's
favorite incantation.

931
00:46:29,612 --> 00:46:30,961
Abracadabra.

932
00:46:31,092 --> 00:46:32,833
Clever girl.

933
00:46:32,963 --> 00:46:36,271
Now, Lilly, I understand
that you have a name

934
00:46:36,401 --> 00:46:38,882
for this thing
that lives inside of you.

935
00:46:39,013 --> 00:46:40,841
Mm-hmm.

936
00:46:40,971 --> 00:46:42,843
I call him Mr. Wriggles.

937
00:46:42,973 --> 00:46:45,193
And why do you call him that?

938
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:51,895
He kind of wriggles his way
inside my head,

939
00:46:52,026 --> 00:46:54,463
and then
he wriggles his way out.

940
00:46:54,593 --> 00:46:59,990
But with June's help,
you are able to control him.

941
00:47:00,121 --> 00:47:03,689
June says that everyone
has a demon inside them.

942
00:47:03,820 --> 00:47:05,822
But we can't always
control them, can we?

943
00:47:09,260 --> 00:47:12,350
Gus.
Your timing is...

944
00:47:12,481 --> 00:47:13,874
I got it, Jack.

945
00:47:14,004 --> 00:47:15,571
It's just a matter of...

946
00:47:16,964 --> 00:47:19,140
Ooh!

947
00:47:19,270 --> 00:47:21,142
- Gus!

948
00:47:21,272 --> 00:47:23,100
Is there off switch
for that thing?

949
00:47:23,231 --> 00:47:24,623
How the hell should I know?!

950
00:47:42,032 --> 00:47:45,079
It was feeding back
through your P.A. system.

951
00:47:45,209 --> 00:47:47,037
- No.
- It's the same physics

952
00:47:47,168 --> 00:47:49,561
as when a soprano
hits "G" over high "C."

953
00:47:49,692 --> 00:47:50,998
Poof!

954
00:47:51,128 --> 00:47:53,087
Okay, Car, but come on.
That was--

955
00:47:53,217 --> 00:47:54,479
He's wrong, you know?

956
00:47:54,610 --> 00:47:56,612
It was Mr. Wriggles.
- Mr. Wriggles?!

957
00:47:56,742 --> 00:47:58,614
- He did it.

958
00:47:58,744 --> 00:48:02,270
If you insist, little one.

959
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:05,186
Why must you be
so condescending, Mr. Haig?

960
00:48:05,316 --> 00:48:07,318
- Lilly, do you mean

961
00:48:07,449 --> 00:48:11,844
that Mr. Wriggles is here
in the studio with us right now?

962
00:48:12,889 --> 00:48:14,499
Mm-hmm.

963
00:48:16,849 --> 00:48:21,463
Would it be okay if we
invited him on the show?

964
00:48:21,593 --> 00:48:22,855
Jack, I thought
I made it clear...

965
00:48:22,986 --> 00:48:26,207
- I think so.
- No, I can't allow that.

966
00:48:26,337 --> 00:48:29,688
A summoning requires a carefully
controlled environment.

967
00:48:29,819 --> 00:48:33,388
The lights, cameras,
audience--

968
00:48:33,518 --> 00:48:35,346
Conditions here
are hardly conducive.

969
00:48:35,477 --> 00:48:38,393
A TV studio's a controlled
enough environment for my money.

970
00:48:38,523 --> 00:48:40,351
Half a million bucks,
to be precise.

971
00:48:40,482 --> 00:48:43,311
Can we? June, please!

972
00:48:43,441 --> 00:48:45,661
- Yeah!
- We want to see!

973
00:48:45,791 --> 00:48:47,228
- Come on, June.
- Come on, June.

974
00:48:47,358 --> 00:48:49,795
We want to see.
- Do it!

975
00:48:49,926 --> 00:48:51,319
Come on!

976
00:48:53,016 --> 00:48:55,497
- We want to see!
- Show us, June.

977
00:48:57,107 --> 00:48:59,153
Come on, June!

978
00:48:59,283 --> 00:49:01,111
The people have spoken.

979
00:49:05,507 --> 00:49:07,378
If I'm able to conduct
the session

980
00:49:07,509 --> 00:49:12,470
with the full cooperation
of your crew, your audience,

981
00:49:12,601 --> 00:49:14,342
and your guests,

982
00:49:14,472 --> 00:49:16,953
then perhaps we can attempt
a brief demonstration.

983
00:49:17,084 --> 00:49:19,129
- Yeah!
- Yes, of course.

984
00:49:21,175 --> 00:49:23,960
This is great news.
It's great news.

985
00:49:24,091 --> 00:49:25,788
Ladies and gentlemen,
please stay tuned

986
00:49:25,918 --> 00:49:28,095
for a live television first

987
00:49:28,225 --> 00:49:32,012
as we attempt to commune
with the devil.

988
00:49:32,142 --> 00:49:34,623
But not before
a word from our sponsors.

989
00:49:46,765 --> 00:49:48,158
Clear!

990
00:49:48,289 --> 00:49:49,855
Step lively, people.
We have two minutes

991
00:49:49,986 --> 00:49:53,076
to prep the main stage,
checks on June and Lilly.

992
00:49:53,207 --> 00:49:55,861
You bastard.
You ambushed me.

993
00:49:55,992 --> 00:49:57,733
You didn't require
too much convincing, dearie.

994
00:49:57,863 --> 00:49:59,474
Bread and circuses.
- You shut up.

995
00:49:59,604 --> 00:50:01,737
This is your chance
to prove people like him wrong.

996
00:50:01,867 --> 00:50:03,260
This is your moment, June.

997
00:50:03,391 --> 00:50:05,262
Did you hear anything
I said back there?

998
00:50:05,393 --> 00:50:06,698
You know, for a talk show host,
you're a terrible listener.

999
00:50:06,829 --> 00:50:08,439
Is somebody gonna
clean up the glass?

1000
00:50:08,570 --> 00:50:10,006
Lilly's okay with it.
Aren't you, sweetheart?

1001
00:50:10,137 --> 00:50:11,094
- Sure, Jack.
- Can I get you two ladies

1002
00:50:11,225 --> 00:50:12,530
to follow me downstage, please?

1003
00:50:12,661 --> 00:50:15,316
Mm-hmm. Yeah.

1004
00:50:15,446 --> 00:50:17,535
- Jack, can I get a minute?
- Can it wait?

1005
00:50:17,666 --> 00:50:19,581
No, sir. It cannot.

1006
00:50:22,018 --> 00:50:23,324
Excuse me, uh, Phil.

1007
00:50:23,454 --> 00:50:24,934
There are
some restraints backstage.

1008
00:50:25,065 --> 00:50:26,457
Would you mind?
- Sure.

1009
00:50:26,588 --> 00:50:28,677
I hope you know
what you're doing, lady.

1010
00:50:28,807 --> 00:50:32,376
We know what we're doing,
Sammy. Don't we, June?

1011
00:50:32,507 --> 00:50:34,552
Jerry, you got
the new lighting cues?

1012
00:50:35,988 --> 00:50:37,686
What?

1013
00:50:37,816 --> 00:50:41,211
You're meddling with things
you don't understand.

1014
00:50:41,342 --> 00:50:42,908
Okay. If we...

1015
00:50:43,039 --> 00:50:45,607
manage to conjure Satan,

1016
00:50:45,737 --> 00:50:47,522
I give you express permission
to go right for that exit.

1017
00:50:47,652 --> 00:50:51,221
Okay? If Earth swallows us
whole, I apologize in advance.

1018
00:50:51,352 --> 00:50:52,483
Okay?
- What has gotten into you?

1019
00:50:52,614 --> 00:50:54,311
Half an hour ago, you thought

1020
00:50:54,442 --> 00:50:56,357
Madeleine was trying to reach
out to you from the grave.

1021
00:50:56,487 --> 00:50:58,272
And now...
- Now-- Now, buddy,

1022
00:50:58,402 --> 00:51:03,146
all I'm trying to do is save
our fucking show. Okay?

1023
00:51:03,277 --> 00:51:06,584
So enough
with the sanctimonious crap.

1024
00:51:10,284 --> 00:51:13,243
I know about Christou.

1025
00:51:13,374 --> 00:51:15,115
It's that Mr. Wriggles,
isn't it?

1026
00:51:15,245 --> 00:51:17,508
He's behind this whole thing.

1027
00:51:17,639 --> 00:51:19,162
Who else knows
about Christou?

1028
00:51:19,293 --> 00:51:20,990
Crew's scared, Jack.
<i>I'm</i> scared.

1029
00:51:21,121 --> 00:51:23,384
Okay? Some of us
are talking about jumping ship.

1030
00:51:23,514 --> 00:51:25,647
No one's going anywhere,
God damn it.

1031
00:51:25,777 --> 00:51:28,215
And you need to keep this
fire-and-brimstone bullshit

1032
00:51:28,345 --> 00:51:29,868
to yourself.
Please, Gus?

1033
00:51:29,999 --> 00:51:32,044
Okay?
- You are not a bad man, Jack.

1034
00:51:32,175 --> 00:51:34,612
You're not.
And I am begging you

1035
00:51:34,743 --> 00:51:36,875
to stop this before
something terrible happens.

1036
00:51:37,006 --> 00:51:39,269
Jack, you're gonna intro
the girls downstage.

1037
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:41,532
Mm.

1038
00:51:41,663 --> 00:51:43,969
Is there a problem here?

1039
00:51:44,100 --> 00:51:45,971
Stand by, everybody.

1040
00:51:46,102 --> 00:51:47,625
There's no problem.

1041
00:51:50,976 --> 00:51:53,762
We are back in five...

1042
00:51:53,892 --> 00:51:55,459
four...

1043
00:52:11,519 --> 00:52:13,608
Welcome back, everyone.

1044
00:52:13,738 --> 00:52:16,785
Without further ado,
Dr. June Ross-Mitchell

1045
00:52:16,915 --> 00:52:19,266
will commence
the demonstration.

1046
00:52:19,396 --> 00:52:24,662
And might I say to you both,
Godspeed?

1047
00:52:29,798 --> 00:52:31,582
Thank you, Jack.

1048
00:52:34,106 --> 00:52:37,675
Now, if the entity
is present tonight,

1049
00:52:37,806 --> 00:52:41,592
it may manifest itself
in any number of ways,

1050
00:52:41,723 --> 00:52:46,031
but its entry into our world
is only possible through Lilly.

1051
00:52:46,162 --> 00:52:49,600
I merely provide the key
that unlocks the door.

1052
00:52:52,516 --> 00:52:59,131
Whatever you might see or hear,
I ask you all to remain calm.

1053
00:52:59,262 --> 00:53:02,744
It's vital that Lilly's
focus remains with me.

1054
00:53:08,532 --> 00:53:11,143
Let us begin.

1055
00:53:13,015 --> 00:53:14,582
Lilly, to me.

1056
00:53:21,676 --> 00:53:24,244
Close your eyes, Lilly.

1057
00:53:29,988 --> 00:53:31,947
That's it.

1058
00:53:33,731 --> 00:53:36,908
And let yourself sleep.

1059
00:53:41,652 --> 00:53:43,437
Relax.

1060
00:53:54,099 --> 00:53:56,363
Lilly, can you hear me?

1061
00:54:02,282 --> 00:54:03,848
Lilly?

1062
00:54:08,723 --> 00:54:12,509
May I speak to the one
you know as Mr. Wriggles?

1063
00:54:25,435 --> 00:54:26,436
If Mr. Wrig--

1064
00:54:27,829 --> 00:54:29,918
Quiet.

1065
00:54:32,007 --> 00:54:34,444
May I ask who is present now?

1066
00:54:34,575 --> 00:54:36,925
Shh!

1067
00:54:41,843 --> 00:54:43,497
Please let yourself be known.

1068
00:54:52,157 --> 00:54:54,812
Speak.

1069
00:54:54,943 --> 00:54:56,771
You know who I am, Doctor.

1070
00:55:00,949 --> 00:55:02,167
Please.

1071
00:55:02,298 --> 00:55:03,995
- Is that the devil?
- I'm so scared.

1072
00:55:04,126 --> 00:55:05,345
Is she okay?

1073
00:55:10,350 --> 00:55:11,873
Who are
these people?

1074
00:55:15,572 --> 00:55:16,878
What is this?

1075
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:21,752
Where am I?!
- There is no need to be alarmed.

1076
00:55:21,883 --> 00:55:23,363
What have you done to me,
Doctor?

1077
00:55:23,493 --> 00:55:25,060
We mean you no harm.

1078
00:55:25,190 --> 00:55:26,191
We've brought you into
this realm to better understand

1079
00:55:26,322 --> 00:55:27,845
your purpose.

1080
00:55:30,282 --> 00:55:31,806
My purpose?

1081
00:55:34,809 --> 00:55:36,941
He's here, isn't he?

1082
00:55:41,859 --> 00:55:45,515
Good to see you again, Jack.

1083
00:55:45,646 --> 00:55:47,474
Nah. Sorry.

1084
00:55:47,604 --> 00:55:48,997
I don't believe
we've been acquainted.

1085
00:55:49,127 --> 00:55:52,392
Don't be a fool.
We go way back.

1086
00:55:52,522 --> 00:55:54,655
We met amongst the tall trees.

1087
00:55:54,785 --> 00:55:57,788
Remember?
- Lilly, return to me.

1088
00:55:57,919 --> 00:56:00,051
Oh, Juney, Juney, Juney, Juney!

1089
00:56:00,182 --> 00:56:01,531
Be careful now.

1090
00:56:01,662 --> 00:56:03,707
You know what happened
to his last whore.

1091
00:56:03,838 --> 00:56:07,015
She died.
She died an ugly, ugly death.

1092
00:56:07,145 --> 00:56:08,886
Lilly, come back to me-- now!

1093
00:56:09,017 --> 00:56:10,888
And the worms finished off
with Minnie a long time ago,

1094
00:56:11,019 --> 00:56:12,847
didn't they, Jack?

1095
00:56:12,977 --> 00:56:17,373
So now you can screw up whoever
you want, hmm? Like Dr. June.

1096
00:56:17,504 --> 00:56:20,376
Dr. June thinks you're
very handsome, Jack.

1097
00:56:20,507 --> 00:56:23,640
Dr. June thinks
you're very, very handsome.

1098
00:56:23,771 --> 00:56:26,730
That's enough! Lilly, I need
you to come back to me now!

1099
00:56:26,861 --> 00:56:28,558
Jack and June went up the hill

1100
00:56:28,689 --> 00:56:30,430
to fuck each other's brains out.

1101
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:31,779
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to [bleep] each other's--

1102
00:56:31,909 --> 00:56:33,911
That's enough!

1103
00:56:39,395 --> 00:56:41,005
Lilly?

1104
00:56:42,616 --> 00:56:44,922
Lilly, sweetheart?

1105
00:56:45,053 --> 00:56:47,708
Why would
you hurt me like that, June?

1106
00:56:47,838 --> 00:56:49,274
You know I can't help it.

1107
00:56:49,405 --> 00:56:50,798
I know. I never--

1108
00:56:52,147 --> 00:56:53,583
No, Jack! Stay where you are.

1109
00:56:58,196 --> 00:57:00,416
Vade retro Satana.

1110
00:57:00,547 --> 00:57:02,374
Sunt mala quae libas.

1111
00:57:02,505 --> 00:57:05,465
Vade retro Satana.
Sunt mala quae libas.

1112
00:57:07,379 --> 00:57:11,383
You were cursed by Anum
and Antum, Lahmum and Du-rum,

1113
00:57:11,514 --> 00:57:12,515
The Underworld

1114
00:57:12,646 --> 00:57:14,299
and those who lie in it,

1115
00:57:14,430 --> 00:57:16,258
that you shall not seize her,

1116
00:57:17,172 --> 00:57:20,480
and you shall not return.
- And you shall not return!!

1117
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:29,184
How could you let it happen,
Jack?

1118
00:57:29,314 --> 00:57:31,055
How could you let it happen?

1119
00:57:58,387 --> 00:58:00,868
Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry.

1120
00:58:00,998 --> 00:58:04,175
No, no, no, no. No, <i>I'm</i> sorry.
I'm so sorry.

1121
00:58:04,306 --> 00:58:06,613
I never should have put you
in that position. Okay?

1122
00:58:09,180 --> 00:58:12,314
You're okay. You're okay.
Just breathe.

1123
00:58:12,444 --> 00:58:14,185
That was...

1124
00:58:15,926 --> 00:58:17,449
You're okay.

1125
00:58:18,625 --> 00:58:19,974
Ladies and gentlemen,

1126
00:58:20,104 --> 00:58:23,543
have you ever seen anything
like that?

1127
00:58:23,673 --> 00:58:26,546
This is unconscionable, Jack.

1128
00:58:26,676 --> 00:58:28,243
I would like to point out

1129
00:58:28,373 --> 00:58:30,593
a number of tricks employed
by the so-called doctor.

1130
00:58:30,724 --> 00:58:33,727
And you'll get your turn, Car.

1131
00:58:33,857 --> 00:58:36,381
Right now...

1132
00:58:36,512 --> 00:58:37,905
some messages.

1133
00:58:51,701 --> 00:58:53,224
We're clear.

1134
00:58:53,355 --> 00:58:56,184
Is this a talk show
or a fucking freak show?!

1135
00:58:56,314 --> 00:58:57,577
I mean, the depths you people
have sunk to.

1136
00:58:57,707 --> 00:58:59,361
Carmichael, just take it easy, okay?

1137
00:58:59,491 --> 00:59:01,058
Let's get Sammy in
to mop that brow of yours.

1138
00:59:01,189 --> 00:59:02,233
Sammy?

1139
00:59:02,364 --> 00:59:04,148
Lilly, are you okay?

1140
00:59:04,279 --> 00:59:07,412
A bit embarrassed, I guess.
I'm okay.

1141
00:59:07,543 --> 00:59:09,763
Phil. I'm sorry. Can we get
a hand with these straps?

1142
00:59:09,893 --> 00:59:10,807
- I got you.
- June.

1143
00:59:10,938 --> 00:59:12,896
Come here. Come here.

1144
00:59:13,027 --> 00:59:14,463
Just, let's...

1145
00:59:15,943 --> 00:59:18,032
You're okay.

1146
00:59:18,162 --> 00:59:20,469
Jesus.
That was-- I mean...

1147
00:59:24,125 --> 00:59:27,563
I knew that we were gonna see
something amazing tonight,

1148
00:59:27,694 --> 00:59:29,652
but...

1149
00:59:29,783 --> 00:59:32,437
we got to get you guys
back on as soon as possible.

1150
00:59:32,568 --> 00:59:35,702
This could become,
like, a regular spot.

1151
00:59:35,832 --> 00:59:38,226
The tall trees.

1152
00:59:38,356 --> 00:59:40,402
What did she mean by that?

1153
00:59:40,532 --> 00:59:42,360
I don't know.
<i>You</i> tell <i>me.</i>

1154
00:59:42,491 --> 00:59:44,536
This isn't some kind
of parlor trick, Jack.

1155
00:59:44,667 --> 00:59:47,322
I know that, June.
I mean, this...

1156
00:59:47,452 --> 00:59:50,717
There is something very special
happening here with Lilly.

1157
00:59:50,847 --> 00:59:52,675
With you.

1158
00:59:52,806 --> 00:59:54,851
I just-- I want
to be a part of it.

1159
00:59:54,982 --> 00:59:57,506
- Uh! You're hurting me!
- Sorry, kid.

1160
00:59:57,637 --> 00:59:59,029
Look, I'm trying here.
- Hey, Phil.

1161
00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:00,640
It's okay, it's okay.
I got this.

1162
01:00:00,770 --> 01:00:02,946
Can I see that? Thanks.
Thanks, guys.

1163
01:00:03,077 --> 01:00:04,339
Go ahead.

1164
01:00:04,469 --> 01:00:06,167
It's okay, Lilly. It's okay.

1165
01:00:06,297 --> 01:00:07,821
- Thank you, Jack.
- Mm-hmm.

1166
01:00:07,951 --> 01:00:10,954
No, she's great.
She's got it all.

1167
01:00:11,085 --> 01:00:13,478
Well, this is all very exciting.
Thank you so much.

1168
01:00:13,609 --> 01:00:15,350
- Sorry.
- Send regards to Bonnie

1169
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:17,178
and the kids. Okay. Bye-bye.
- We'll have you back next year.

1170
01:00:17,308 --> 01:00:20,181
This isn't about ratings
anymore, Leo. This is sorcery.

1171
01:00:20,311 --> 01:00:23,227
Listen to me, you goddamn
shit-your-pants Mick asshole!

1172
01:00:23,358 --> 01:00:26,448
Dial up that grin.
Dial it up.

1173
01:00:26,578 --> 01:00:29,364
Dial it up
and get on with your job.

1174
01:00:29,494 --> 01:00:31,671
And not one more word.

1175
01:00:37,764 --> 01:00:39,591
It's all smoke and mirrors,
Gus. Trust me.

1176
01:00:39,722 --> 01:00:42,377
Leo should have cut the whole
show right after Christou died.

1177
01:00:42,507 --> 01:00:43,639
Bombed, you mean?

1178
01:00:43,770 --> 01:00:46,076
No. Didn't you hear?

1179
01:00:46,207 --> 01:00:47,643
He's dead.

1180
01:00:47,774 --> 01:00:50,907
Puked his guts out
on the way to Sinai.

1181
01:00:51,038 --> 01:00:52,779
Two minutes, everyone.

1182
01:00:52,909 --> 01:00:54,911
We're on the homestretch.
Let's keep it going.

1183
01:00:55,042 --> 01:00:57,609
- Thank you, Jack.

1184
01:00:57,740 --> 01:00:59,394
Yeah. Come here.

1185
01:01:01,222 --> 01:01:02,919
And what are we
doing now, Jack?

1186
01:01:03,050 --> 01:01:05,879
Um, now it's nearly time
to say good night, darling.

1187
01:01:06,009 --> 01:01:07,228
Oh.
- Jack.

1188
01:01:07,358 --> 01:01:10,187
Sammy.
Checks on June and Lilly.

1189
01:01:10,884 --> 01:01:14,757
Okay, so three of the crew
have just walked off,

1190
01:01:14,888 --> 01:01:16,541
the Communications Commission

1191
01:01:16,672 --> 01:01:21,372
have called an emergency meeting
at 7:00 a.m., and...

1192
01:01:21,503 --> 01:01:23,200
- Bedford.
- Mm-hmm.

1193
01:01:23,331 --> 01:01:24,854
What did he say?

1194
01:01:24,985 --> 01:01:26,290
Just that he thinks
it's the biggest TV event

1195
01:01:26,421 --> 01:01:27,727
since the moon landing.

1196
01:01:27,857 --> 01:01:30,686
Who was I to disagree?
- We're back!

1197
01:01:30,817 --> 01:01:33,036
Baby! Back! We're back
from the fucking dead!

1198
01:01:33,167 --> 01:01:36,736
We're talking about 35,
maybe even 40 share.

1199
01:01:36,866 --> 01:01:38,781
"The night Jack Delroy
interviewed

1200
01:01:38,912 --> 01:01:40,652
that cock-fucking devil"!
- Well, it might not

1201
01:01:40,783 --> 01:01:42,263
be the headline <i>The Times,</i>
run with, or <i>The Post,</i>

1202
01:01:42,393 --> 01:01:44,178
for that matter,
but something in that vein.

1203
01:01:44,308 --> 01:01:46,267
Oh, and Bedford also took
quite a liking

1204
01:01:46,397 --> 01:01:48,269
to-- to June, too.

1205
01:01:48,399 --> 01:01:51,359
Asked when she'd be back.
- I'll do what I can.

1206
01:01:51,489 --> 01:01:52,926
I guess I don't have to
kiss Cavendish's ass.

1207
01:01:53,056 --> 01:01:55,058
Cavendish?
Screw Cavendish.

1208
01:01:55,189 --> 01:01:58,192
After tonight, every fucking
<i>Fortune</i> 500 will be lining up

1209
01:01:58,322 --> 01:02:01,848
to be a part of the resurrection
of Jack Delroy.

1210
01:02:01,978 --> 01:02:04,285
If anyone's gonna be
kissing ass, it's them.

1211
01:02:06,374 --> 01:02:08,245
What's the matter?

1212
01:02:08,376 --> 01:02:10,552
Just

1213
01:02:10,682 --> 01:02:12,597
That girl's voice...

1214
01:02:12,728 --> 01:02:14,817
I know. How did she do that?

1215
01:02:14,948 --> 01:02:16,863
Yeah, but at the end, I mean,
she sounded just like Minnie.

1216
01:02:16,993 --> 01:02:18,386
You heard that.
- No, no, no, no.

1217
01:02:18,516 --> 01:02:20,780
Don't-- Don't you go
all screwy on me, Jack.

1218
01:02:20,910 --> 01:02:23,086
I've already got Gus back there
prepping for an exorcism.

1219
01:02:23,217 --> 01:02:26,307
I just got spooked.
That's all.

1220
01:02:26,437 --> 01:02:27,743
Let me tell you something.

1221
01:02:27,874 --> 01:02:30,224
If Minnie were here,
she'd be saying,

1222
01:02:30,354 --> 01:02:31,965
"You get out there,
Mr. Midnight,

1223
01:02:32,095 --> 01:02:34,402
and you knock 'em dead."

1224
01:02:34,532 --> 01:02:36,099
Positions, people.
10 seconds.

1225
01:02:36,230 --> 01:02:37,927
We'll drop the costume parade
to give Carmichael

1226
01:02:38,058 --> 01:02:39,668
a few more minutes
on his soapbox,

1227
01:02:39,799 --> 01:02:41,757
and then we'll wrap it up,
throw it to Cleo.

1228
01:02:41,888 --> 01:02:43,237
10 seconds, people.

1229
01:02:43,367 --> 01:02:44,499
- Jack.
- Can we have Cleo standing by?

1230
01:02:44,629 --> 01:02:45,935
Dagger.

1231
01:02:46,066 --> 01:02:48,155
And in five...

1232
01:02:48,285 --> 01:02:49,547
four...

1233
01:03:03,605 --> 01:03:04,867
Welcome back.

1234
01:03:04,998 --> 01:03:06,695
Ladies and gentlemen,

1235
01:03:06,826 --> 01:03:10,220
before we continue,
I'd like to apologize to anyone

1236
01:03:10,351 --> 01:03:12,396
who may have been upset
or offended

1237
01:03:12,527 --> 01:03:14,746
by what you saw
before the break.

1238
01:03:14,877 --> 01:03:17,706
It's not every day that you see
a demonic possession

1239
01:03:17,837 --> 01:03:19,577
on live television.

1240
01:03:22,624 --> 01:03:24,017
Lilly...

1241
01:03:24,147 --> 01:03:27,498
can you assure everyone
that you're okay?

1242
01:03:27,629 --> 01:03:30,414
Yes. I'm fine, Jack.

1243
01:03:30,545 --> 01:03:31,894
And do you have
any recollection

1244
01:03:32,025 --> 01:03:34,636
of what just happened?

1245
01:03:34,766 --> 01:03:36,856
It's hard to explain.

1246
01:03:36,986 --> 01:03:40,903
It's like I'm asleep,
but I'm awake at the same time.

1247
01:03:41,034 --> 01:03:45,168
I just try to focus
on June's voice.

1248
01:03:45,299 --> 01:03:48,258
I'm sorry if Mr. Wriggles
said anything rude.

1249
01:03:48,389 --> 01:03:49,912
Alright, enough with
all this subterfuge.

1250
01:03:50,043 --> 01:03:52,001
May I, Jack?
- Yeah. Oh, please.

1251
01:03:52,132 --> 01:03:54,699
Because, you know, I'm dying
to hear you explain away

1252
01:03:54,830 --> 01:03:57,441
what we all just witnessed here.
Let's hear it.

1253
01:03:57,572 --> 01:03:59,313
Let me preface this by saying

1254
01:03:59,443 --> 01:04:01,315
that my chief concern
is the welfare,

1255
01:04:01,445 --> 01:04:03,012
indeed the sanity,
of this young girl.

1256
01:04:03,143 --> 01:04:05,319
- How dare you?
- I beg your pardon?

1257
01:04:08,539 --> 01:04:10,585
Before I became her guardian,

1258
01:04:10,715 --> 01:04:14,632
Lilly lived in the cruelest
conditions imaginable.

1259
01:04:14,763 --> 01:04:17,113
I studied her, yes.
I treated her.

1260
01:04:17,244 --> 01:04:18,723
But I also gave her two things

1261
01:04:18,854 --> 01:04:20,551
I'm sure you're just
as skeptical of--

1262
01:04:20,682 --> 01:04:22,945
love and compassion.

1263
01:04:23,076 --> 01:04:25,078
Lilly and I are family.

1264
01:04:26,470 --> 01:04:28,951
I can assure you all
there is no demon

1265
01:04:29,082 --> 01:04:31,214
lurking inside this child.

1266
01:04:31,345 --> 01:04:34,261
Clearly, she has been placed
in a hypnotic state,

1267
01:04:34,391 --> 01:04:35,610
then manipulated
by the good doctor

1268
01:04:35,740 --> 01:04:37,786
to perform her bit.
- Hypnosis?

1269
01:04:37,917 --> 01:04:41,398
Then-- Then how do you explain
the physical transformations

1270
01:04:41,529 --> 01:04:43,705
with her skin?
The voice changed.

1271
01:04:43,835 --> 01:04:45,315
There was banging
on the walls of the studio.

1272
01:04:45,446 --> 01:04:47,622
- She levitated, for God's sakes!
- Granted,

1273
01:04:47,752 --> 01:04:49,276
the stagecraft was impeccable.

1274
01:04:51,234 --> 01:04:53,106
- Do you know what I think, Car?
- Pray tell.

1275
01:04:53,236 --> 01:04:55,151
I think that you are just
a self-righteous,

1276
01:04:55,282 --> 01:04:57,240
coldhearted curmudgeon
who's trying to weasel

1277
01:04:57,371 --> 01:04:59,503
his way out of parting
with half a million bucks.

1278
01:04:59,634 --> 01:05:00,722
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1279
01:05:04,508 --> 01:05:06,293
If you'll allow me, Jack,

1280
01:05:06,423 --> 01:05:10,123
I'd like to prove my thesis
beyond a shadow of doubt.

1281
01:05:10,253 --> 01:05:12,299
Be my guest.

1282
01:05:15,389 --> 01:05:18,131
- I'll need a volunteer.

1283
01:05:18,261 --> 01:05:19,741
- Thank you, Gus.
- Hmm?

1284
01:05:21,351 --> 01:05:22,962
Yes, if you'll join me
center stage.

1285
01:05:23,092 --> 01:05:25,529
Could I have those chairs
back here, please?

1286
01:05:25,660 --> 01:05:28,663
Do as you're told, Gus.
Gus.

1287
01:05:34,538 --> 01:05:39,369
Car. You've got five minutes.
Make 'em count.

1288
01:05:39,500 --> 01:05:41,197
Don't worry, Jack.
What I have in store

1289
01:05:41,328 --> 01:05:43,983
should provide a very fitting
climax to your show.

1290
01:05:44,113 --> 01:05:45,767
My wife likes the way

1291
01:05:45,897 --> 01:05:47,987
my head sits on my shoulders,
Mr. Haig.

1292
01:05:48,117 --> 01:05:49,814
I hope you're not
planning to, uh...

1293
01:05:49,945 --> 01:05:51,555
Make it spin?

1294
01:05:51,686 --> 01:05:53,993
Oh, I plan to make
<i>everybody's</i> head spin.

1295
01:05:58,998 --> 01:06:02,088
Could I just have the lights
dimmed, please?

1296
01:06:06,483 --> 01:06:10,270
A bit of atmosphere never hurt,
did it, Dr. June?

1297
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:12,620
You know what we say
in TV land--

1298
01:06:12,750 --> 01:06:16,145
Where there's smoke, there's
probably a smoke machine.

1299
01:06:17,407 --> 01:06:19,844
My compliments to the producer.

1300
01:06:19,975 --> 01:06:22,238
Okay, Gus.

1301
01:06:23,979 --> 01:06:25,589
Are we feeling comfortable?

1302
01:06:28,027 --> 01:06:29,941
Sure.

1303
01:06:30,072 --> 01:06:33,075
I hope everyone here
in the studio

1304
01:06:33,206 --> 01:06:36,644
and you at home are
all feeling comfortable, too.

1305
01:06:36,774 --> 01:06:42,693
It's important that everyone
is as relaxed as they can be.

1306
01:06:43,868 --> 01:06:49,265
Now, I have something here

1307
01:06:49,396 --> 01:06:51,746
that I want you all to look at.

1308
01:06:51,876 --> 01:06:55,184
Do you think we might be able
to get a close-up?

1309
01:06:55,315 --> 01:06:57,186
Mm.

1310
01:07:09,807 --> 01:07:15,552
I will now ask you all
to stare into my watch.

1311
01:07:15,683 --> 01:07:17,467
Even you, Jack.

1312
01:07:17,598 --> 01:07:21,558
Got a good shot
on all the studio monitors here.

1313
01:07:21,689 --> 01:07:24,735
I hope our viewers at home
are also paying attention.

1314
01:07:24,866 --> 01:07:28,652
Watch carefully.

1315
01:07:28,783 --> 01:07:31,220
'Round...

1316
01:07:31,351 --> 01:07:34,354
and 'round, it goes.

1317
01:07:39,272 --> 01:07:44,407
Is everyone feeling
nice and relaxed?

1318
01:07:57,507 --> 01:07:59,161
Good.

1319
01:07:59,292 --> 01:08:01,642
Now, Gus...
- Hmm?

1320
01:08:01,772 --> 01:08:05,124
...tell me all about
this vermiphobia of yours.

1321
01:08:05,254 --> 01:08:06,995
I'm sorry. My what?

1322
01:08:07,126 --> 01:08:11,217
Your morbid fear of worms.

1323
01:08:11,347 --> 01:08:13,001
How do you know about that?

1324
01:08:13,132 --> 01:08:15,743
What is it about them
that so unsettles you?

1325
01:08:15,873 --> 01:08:19,964
Isn't it obvious?
They're such ugly, slimy things.

1326
01:08:20,095 --> 01:08:22,706
No arms, no legs, no eyes.

1327
01:08:22,837 --> 01:08:24,665
Indeed. Quite grotesque.

1328
01:08:24,795 --> 01:08:27,624
And they seem to thrive
wherever it's dark and moist--

1329
01:08:27,755 --> 01:08:30,932
the soil, the mud,
the human body, even.

1330
01:08:31,062 --> 01:08:33,978
Disgusting.

1331
01:08:34,109 --> 01:08:37,808
Do you realize that you are now
deep in a trance?

1332
01:08:37,939 --> 01:08:40,637
No, sir, I do not.

1333
01:08:40,768 --> 01:08:43,510
A very... deep...

1334
01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:46,904
trance.

1335
01:08:47,035 --> 01:08:49,255
Okey-dokey. You're the expert.

1336
01:08:49,385 --> 01:08:51,257
And when I click my fingers,

1337
01:08:51,387 --> 01:08:56,044
you will be entirely
under my command.

1338
01:08:56,175 --> 01:08:58,438
Look, this is silly.
I don't think it--

1339
01:09:02,529 --> 01:09:05,271
Gus, can you hear me?

1340
01:09:05,401 --> 01:09:07,708
Yes.

1341
01:09:07,838 --> 01:09:10,624
Do you know where you are?

1342
01:09:10,754 --> 01:09:12,016
Here...

1343
01:09:12,147 --> 01:09:15,933
in the studio with you.

1344
01:09:16,064 --> 01:09:19,676
You don't feel any different?

1345
01:09:21,765 --> 01:09:23,985
No.

1346
01:09:24,115 --> 01:09:26,161
Why should I?

1347
01:09:29,382 --> 01:09:33,124
What is that? Do you hear that?

1348
01:09:46,921 --> 01:09:48,662
Geez, it's...

1349
01:09:48,792 --> 01:09:50,620
It's hot in here.

1350
01:09:56,931 --> 01:09:59,194
Skin's itchy.

1351
01:10:01,501 --> 01:10:02,632
You alright, Gus?

1352
01:10:02,763 --> 01:10:05,592
Yeah.
Just, uh, so damn itchy.

1353
01:10:07,681 --> 01:10:08,856
Your neck.

1354
01:10:08,986 --> 01:10:11,511
It's bleeding.

1355
01:10:11,641 --> 01:10:14,122
I did nick myself shaving
earlier.

1356
01:10:18,039 --> 01:10:19,301
Geez.

1357
01:10:22,478 --> 01:10:23,436
What <i>is</i> that?

1358
01:10:25,612 --> 01:10:27,178
Jesus!

1359
01:10:27,309 --> 01:10:28,310
Now, just stay calm, Gus.

1360
01:10:28,441 --> 01:10:30,573
No. No! I can feel them.

1361
01:10:30,704 --> 01:10:32,967
They're inside me.

1362
01:10:33,097 --> 01:10:34,664
Jesus!

1363
01:10:34,795 --> 01:10:38,277
Aaaahhh!

1364
01:10:38,407 --> 01:10:40,235
Aah!

1365
01:10:44,195 --> 01:10:46,023
Oh, God!

1366
01:10:48,765 --> 01:10:50,593
Help me, Car.

1367
01:10:50,724 --> 01:10:51,812
Oh, God!

1368
01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:54,728
Oh, Jesus Christ!

1369
01:10:58,340 --> 01:11:00,647
Why is Gus acting so silly?

1370
01:11:05,260 --> 01:11:07,480
This wasn't meant to happen.

1371
01:11:15,009 --> 01:11:15,966
Uhh!

1372
01:11:16,097 --> 01:11:17,794
Dreamer, here!

1373
01:11:17,925 --> 01:11:19,927
Awake!

1374
01:11:22,843 --> 01:11:26,281
How do you feel, Gus?
- Fine.

1375
01:11:26,412 --> 01:11:28,631
Uh, when do we begin?

1376
01:11:28,762 --> 01:11:31,330
- Oh!
- Geez! When did that happen?

1377
01:11:33,419 --> 01:11:35,377
Geez.

1378
01:11:35,508 --> 01:11:41,209
You mean you have no idea?
There were worms all over you.

1379
01:11:41,340 --> 01:11:42,863
Worms?

1380
01:11:42,993 --> 01:11:45,648
Oh, God, I hope not.
I hate worms.

1381
01:11:47,607 --> 01:11:50,566
Okay, Car.

1382
01:11:50,697 --> 01:11:52,046
What the hell just happened?

1383
01:11:52,176 --> 01:11:55,832
I did the exact
same thing June did,

1384
01:11:55,963 --> 01:11:57,704
just with
a tad more imagination.

1385
01:11:57,834 --> 01:12:01,621
You said I used to be the best.
Perhaps I still am.

1386
01:12:01,751 --> 01:12:03,884
Now would be
the appropriate time to applaud.

1387
01:12:05,102 --> 01:12:07,670
Mm.

1388
01:12:07,801 --> 01:12:11,892
You're saying you
just hypnotized all of us?

1389
01:12:12,022 --> 01:12:14,416
I'm pretty sure I had
most of you here in the studio,

1390
01:12:14,547 --> 01:12:17,419
and no doubt a number
of our viewers at home.

1391
01:12:17,550 --> 01:12:20,770
Fortunately,
you're a suggestible lot.

1392
01:12:20,901 --> 01:12:22,511
What's he talking about, June?

1393
01:12:22,642 --> 01:12:24,731
He played a mean trick on us,
that's all.

1394
01:12:24,861 --> 01:12:27,342
Leo, um, can you get the guys
up in videotape

1395
01:12:27,473 --> 01:12:28,691
to play back that last bit?

1396
01:12:28,822 --> 01:12:30,476
Yep. Lining it up.

1397
01:12:30,606 --> 01:12:34,088
Now, if Carmichael's right--
if-- then...

1398
01:12:34,218 --> 01:12:37,526
oh, boy. We're in store for
some very interesting viewing.

1399
01:12:37,657 --> 01:12:39,180
Bravo. Yes, let's do that.

1400
01:12:39,310 --> 01:12:40,877
Best idea you've had
all night, Jack.

1401
01:12:41,008 --> 01:12:44,533
They're cueing it up now.
Let's start there.

1402
01:12:44,664 --> 01:12:48,145
<i>You don't feel any different?</i>

1403
01:12:48,276 --> 01:12:50,800
<i>No.</i>

1404
01:12:50,931 --> 01:12:52,628
<i>Why should I?</i>

1405
01:12:52,759 --> 01:12:57,154
<i>Because something dreadful
is about to happen.</i>

1406
01:12:57,285 --> 01:13:00,593
<i>It's dawning on you.
Hear that?</i>

1407
01:13:00,723 --> 01:13:04,379
<i>Ghostly sounds,
anguished moaning from beyond.</i>

1408
01:13:04,510 --> 01:13:07,295
That is not the way
I remember it.

1409
01:13:07,426 --> 01:13:10,820
<i>You're hot.
You're itchy.</i>

1410
01:13:10,951 --> 01:13:15,912
<i>Feels like something's
crawling under your skin.</i>

1411
01:13:16,043 --> 01:13:17,523
<i>It's hot in here.</i>

1412
01:13:26,532 --> 01:13:27,837
<i>Skin's getting itchy.</i>

1413
01:13:27,968 --> 01:13:30,753
<i>Your neck. It's bleeding.</i>

1414
01:13:30,884 --> 01:13:33,103
<i>I did cut myself
shaving earlier.</i>

1415
01:13:33,234 --> 01:13:34,453
<i>- What?!
- What?!</i>

1416
01:13:37,456 --> 01:13:38,587
<i>- What is that?
- Worms.</i>

1417
01:13:38,718 --> 01:13:40,284
<i>Jesus Christ!</i>

1418
01:13:40,415 --> 01:13:42,112
<i>That's right. Worms.
Dozens of them.</i>

1419
01:13:42,243 --> 01:13:44,550
<i>Hundreds of them.
Now, just stay calm, Gus.</i>

1420
01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:47,248
<i>No! They're inside of me.
I can feel 'em!</i>

1421
01:13:47,378 --> 01:13:48,945
<i>Show me.</i>

1422
01:13:49,076 --> 01:13:50,643
<i>- Get 'em out!
- They</i> are <i>coming out.</i>

1423
01:13:50,773 --> 01:13:53,167
Oh, boy.
Okay, let's stop there.

1424
01:13:55,865 --> 01:13:58,172
I've never been
so embarrassed in my whole life.

1425
01:13:59,565 --> 01:14:02,045
Is there...

1426
01:14:02,176 --> 01:14:06,267
anyone who did not see the worms
the first time around?

1427
01:14:06,397 --> 01:14:08,051
I didn't see them.

1428
01:14:08,182 --> 01:14:09,444
- One.
- I didn't see them.

1429
01:14:09,575 --> 01:14:11,577
You did? Okay.
So aside from a couple

1430
01:14:11,707 --> 01:14:13,492
of people in the audience,

1431
01:14:13,622 --> 01:14:15,581
uh, it looks like you

1432
01:14:15,711 --> 01:14:18,322
have made fools of us all
once again, Car.

1433
01:14:18,453 --> 01:14:19,889
All in a day's work.

1434
01:14:20,020 --> 01:14:23,066
I did not hypnotize Lilly,

1435
01:14:23,197 --> 01:14:24,677
or the studio audience,

1436
01:14:24,807 --> 01:14:26,548
or the viewers at home.
- Oh, come on, Doctor.

1437
01:14:26,679 --> 01:14:28,724
You've been caught
dead to rights.

1438
01:14:28,855 --> 01:14:30,726
At least America can sleep
a little easier

1439
01:14:30,857 --> 01:14:34,295
knowing the devil's not going to
pop out of their TV screens.

1440
01:14:34,425 --> 01:14:37,777
If Mr. Haig thinks we're
playing a trick on everyone,

1441
01:14:37,907 --> 01:14:39,256
then maybe we should look back

1442
01:14:39,387 --> 01:14:40,736
at that part of the show, too,
Jack.

1443
01:14:40,867 --> 01:14:42,782
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1444
01:14:42,912 --> 01:14:44,827
Do you mean when
Mr. Wriggles joined us?

1445
01:14:44,958 --> 01:14:47,438
Mm-hmm.

1446
01:14:47,569 --> 01:14:50,050
You don't think
the television cameras lie,

1447
01:14:50,180 --> 01:14:51,442
do you, Mr. Haig?

1448
01:14:51,573 --> 01:14:53,706
- No, of course not.
- Jack, please.

1449
01:14:53,836 --> 01:14:55,708
Lilly has been through enough.
No.

1450
01:14:55,838 --> 01:14:57,623
Okay, folks. I'm sorry.

1451
01:14:57,753 --> 01:15:02,062
Our producers are telling me
that the lovely Miss Cleo James

1452
01:15:02,192 --> 01:15:05,500
is standing by
to take us out.

1453
01:15:05,631 --> 01:15:08,155
And...

1454
01:15:08,285 --> 01:15:10,636
I...

1455
01:15:10,766 --> 01:15:13,943
I just think maybe we should
bring her back at a later date,

1456
01:15:14,074 --> 01:15:18,034
because we can't leave
everybody hanging like this.

1457
01:15:18,165 --> 01:15:19,993
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1458
01:15:20,123 --> 01:15:22,386
I'm sorry. We can no longer
take any part in any of this.

1459
01:15:22,517 --> 01:15:24,040
Lilly, we're leaving.

1460
01:15:24,171 --> 01:15:25,868
But we want everyone
to know the truth.

1461
01:15:25,999 --> 01:15:28,523
Don't we, June?
- Yeah!

1462
01:15:28,654 --> 01:15:31,308
- Standing by, Jack.
- We're staying.

1463
01:15:31,439 --> 01:15:33,180
Please.
- We could start it.

1464
01:15:33,310 --> 01:15:36,749
Yeah. Right there.

1465
01:15:36,879 --> 01:15:37,967
It's gonna be okay.

1466
01:15:38,098 --> 01:15:39,882
<i>Speak.</i>

1467
01:15:40,013 --> 01:15:42,624
<i>You know who I am, Doctor.</i>

1468
01:15:44,887 --> 01:15:47,194
<i>- Quiet.</i>
- You say cameras

1469
01:15:47,324 --> 01:15:49,196
don't lie, right, Car?
<i>- Who are these people?</i>

1470
01:15:49,326 --> 01:15:50,719
<i>What is this?</i>

1471
01:15:50,850 --> 01:15:52,765
There must be
some rational explanation.

1472
01:15:52,895 --> 01:15:54,462
My IFSIP team may need
to take these tapes in

1473
01:15:54,593 --> 01:15:57,247
for forensic examination.

1474
01:15:57,378 --> 01:15:59,510
<i>My purpose?</i>

1475
01:15:59,641 --> 01:16:01,861
<i>Good to see you again, Jack.</i>

1476
01:16:01,991 --> 01:16:03,645
<i>Sorry. I don't believe
we've been acquainted.</i>

1477
01:16:03,776 --> 01:16:05,734
<i>- Don't be a fool.</i>
- Did you see that?

1478
01:16:05,865 --> 01:16:08,215
<i>- We go way back.</i>
- I'm sorry. Can you stop it?

1479
01:16:08,345 --> 01:16:09,869
Just go back a few seconds.

1480
01:16:11,305 --> 01:16:12,741
Stop.

1481
01:16:12,872 --> 01:16:14,743
Okay.

1482
01:16:14,874 --> 01:16:16,789
Go from there, but very slow, please.

1483
01:16:16,919 --> 01:16:19,618
<i>Good to see you again, Jack.</i>

1484
01:16:19,748 --> 01:16:21,663
Slower.

1485
01:16:21,794 --> 01:16:23,796
<i>Sorry.
I don't believe we've been...</i>

1486
01:16:23,926 --> 01:16:25,014
Okay. Freeze it there.

1487
01:16:25,145 --> 01:16:26,929
That's just a glitch, Jack.

1488
01:16:27,060 --> 01:16:29,497
No, it's something else.
Now go one frame at a time.

1489
01:16:31,586 --> 01:16:34,633
No, no. Sl--
Can you slow it down?

1490
01:16:40,551 --> 01:16:41,988
Keep going.

1491
01:16:55,392 --> 01:16:56,655
Minnie?

1492
01:16:58,613 --> 01:17:00,963
My God!

1493
01:17:01,094 --> 01:17:04,227
It <i>is</i> you.

1494
01:17:04,358 --> 01:17:07,013
You set the whole thing up.

1495
01:17:07,143 --> 01:17:09,232
Did you really think
another special appearance

1496
01:17:09,363 --> 01:17:12,366
from Madeleine might actually
save your little gabfest?

1497
01:17:12,496 --> 01:17:13,672
- You're okay.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1498
01:17:13,802 --> 01:17:15,543
This-- This makes
perfect sense.

1499
01:17:15,674 --> 01:17:18,981
You-- You conspire
with Christou

1500
01:17:19,112 --> 01:17:21,331
to have him reach
your dead wife,

1501
01:17:21,462 --> 01:17:23,551
throw in a few Grand Guignol
theatrics with these two,

1502
01:17:23,682 --> 01:17:24,944
and then top it all off

1503
01:17:25,074 --> 01:17:26,641
with some clever
videotape manipulation.

1504
01:17:26,772 --> 01:17:28,904
It's genius, Jack.

1505
01:17:29,035 --> 01:17:31,254
Cynical, depraved genius.

1506
01:17:33,213 --> 01:17:36,085
Ladies,
the encore is quite unnecessary!

1507
01:17:37,739 --> 01:17:39,219
Um...

1508
01:17:41,264 --> 01:17:44,703
Can we get some help here?

1509
01:17:44,833 --> 01:17:46,052
Now!

1510
01:18:05,288 --> 01:18:07,029
Uh! Aah!

1511
01:18:09,640 --> 01:18:11,642
Cut the show, Leo!
Cut it!

1512
01:18:21,957 --> 01:18:25,744
The power of Christ compels you!

1513
01:18:25,874 --> 01:18:27,397
The power of Christ--

1514
01:18:30,183 --> 01:18:31,097
Gus!

1515
01:18:34,535 --> 01:18:36,755
Lilly, to me!

1516
01:18:41,237 --> 01:18:42,499
Aah!

1517
01:18:47,548 --> 01:18:49,811
Lord of Flies,
God of Ungodliness,

1518
01:18:49,942 --> 01:18:51,813
I solemnly promise to worship
and obey thee

1519
01:18:51,944 --> 01:18:53,728
and perform thy unholy bidding.

1520
01:18:58,733 --> 01:18:59,778
Oh, fuck.

1521
01:19:05,174 --> 01:19:07,568
Abracadabra.

1522
01:19:19,536 --> 01:19:21,234
Everybody, get out!

1523
01:19:25,586 --> 01:19:27,806
Jack! Jack! Come on!

1524
01:19:27,936 --> 01:19:29,546
Come on. Please. Please.

1525
01:20:09,848 --> 01:20:13,199
But now here's Mr. Midnight...

1526
01:20:13,329 --> 01:20:16,898
Jack Delroy!

1527
01:20:20,771 --> 01:20:23,165
- Jack! Jack!
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!

1528
01:20:23,296 --> 01:20:24,688
Jack!

1529
01:20:24,819 --> 01:20:26,647
Come on in, Jack.

1530
01:20:28,344 --> 01:20:29,345
We love you, Jack!

1531
01:20:34,568 --> 01:20:35,961
How did I get here?

1532
01:20:36,091 --> 01:20:37,571
The same way you always
get here, Jack--

1533
01:20:37,701 --> 01:20:40,487
straight down 5th
and right on 47th.

1534
01:20:54,544 --> 01:20:56,503
You okay, Jack?

1535
01:21:18,917 --> 01:21:22,224
I am sick of it, Crog!

1536
01:21:22,355 --> 01:21:25,662
Stuck in the cave all day
cooking your saber-tooth stew

1537
01:21:25,793 --> 01:21:27,795
while you
and your troglodyte buddies

1538
01:21:27,926 --> 01:21:30,058
go out hunting all day long.

1539
01:21:35,716 --> 01:21:37,109
What the fuck is going on?

1540
01:21:39,067 --> 01:21:41,461
Don't think that's the line
we rehearsed.

1541
01:21:41,591 --> 01:21:43,637
Leo!

1542
01:21:46,857 --> 01:21:49,034
Oh, where are you going, Jack?

1543
01:21:49,164 --> 01:21:52,646
Jack, we're still on air.
Jack?

1544
01:21:52,776 --> 01:21:54,561
Now, I've brought
something really special

1545
01:21:54,691 --> 01:21:55,954
for you today, Jack.

1546
01:21:56,084 --> 01:21:57,956
Here she is.

1547
01:21:58,086 --> 01:22:00,697
I'll just get her out so you
can have a really good look.

1548
01:22:02,395 --> 01:22:03,526
Hello!

1549
01:22:03,657 --> 01:22:05,180
- Jesus.
- Here she is.

1550
01:22:05,311 --> 01:22:07,182
- Relax.

1551
01:22:07,313 --> 01:22:08,836
Jack, she's perfectly harmless.
- No.

1552
01:22:10,925 --> 01:22:13,928
Jack and I first met
when I was doing "Oh! Calcutta!"

1553
01:22:14,059 --> 01:22:16,191
at the Eden.

1554
01:22:17,801 --> 01:22:19,107
My, you should have
seen him blush

1555
01:22:19,238 --> 01:22:21,022
when he came backstage
and was confronted

1556
01:22:21,153 --> 01:22:24,156
with all those
glorious naked bodies.

1557
01:22:26,114 --> 01:22:28,421
Remember, darling?

1558
01:22:28,551 --> 01:22:30,249
No.

1559
01:22:30,379 --> 01:22:33,121
Is that another thing
you've managed to forget?

1560
01:22:34,383 --> 01:22:35,602
You're dead.

1561
01:22:51,487 --> 01:22:52,836
Okay, Penelope.

1562
01:22:52,967 --> 01:22:55,013
Now give the Wheel of Wonder
a big spin.

1563
01:22:55,143 --> 01:22:56,753
Just remember to let go.

1564
01:22:56,884 --> 01:23:00,801
Last week we had a lady
go 'round for hours and hours.

1565
01:23:00,931 --> 01:23:02,498
Spin the wheel!

1566
01:23:07,373 --> 01:23:09,375
Switch off your televisions.

1567
01:23:09,505 --> 01:23:11,116
Turn off your TV sets.

1568
01:23:12,117 --> 01:23:14,467
Stop watching this.

1569
01:23:14,597 --> 01:23:15,816
Turn it off!

1570
01:23:15,946 --> 01:23:17,035
Turn it off!

1571
01:23:17,165 --> 01:23:18,601
Turn it off!

1572
01:23:19,776 --> 01:23:22,518
Stop!

1573
01:23:22,649 --> 01:23:23,693
Please.

1574
01:23:26,435 --> 01:23:27,567
Aah!

1575
01:23:30,352 --> 01:23:31,484
Stop it!

1576
01:23:34,617 --> 01:23:36,402
- Welcome to the family, Jack.
- Over here!

1577
01:23:36,532 --> 01:23:38,926
Jack, Jack. Congratulations
on your ratings win.

1578
01:23:39,057 --> 01:23:40,884
What did you have to sacrifice
to get here tonight?

1579
01:23:41,015 --> 01:23:46,238
Oh, Jack Delroy's greatest
sacrifice is yet to come.

1580
01:23:58,467 --> 01:23:59,686
Hm.

1581
01:24:18,052 --> 01:24:20,924
Great show tonight, Jack.

1582
01:24:21,055 --> 01:24:23,840
At least a 40 share.

1583
01:24:23,971 --> 01:24:26,495
Maybe even a 50.

1584
01:24:30,282 --> 01:24:31,805
Come.

1585
01:24:49,214 --> 01:24:51,781
Now drink up, Jack.

1586
01:25:39,046 --> 01:25:41,396
There you are.

1587
01:25:46,749 --> 01:25:50,492
I was worried they wouldn't
let you see me.

1588
01:25:57,064 --> 01:26:00,763
They told you
you could have it all.

1589
01:26:00,894 --> 01:26:03,679
Didn't they?

1590
01:26:03,810 --> 01:26:05,464
Be number one?

1591
01:26:05,594 --> 01:26:09,207
Well, you finally made it, darling.

1592
01:26:09,337 --> 01:26:11,557
But you had to pay a price.

1593
01:26:11,687 --> 01:26:14,995
Exit Minnie, stage left.

1594
01:26:18,390 --> 01:26:20,522
I never thought that they'd...

1595
01:26:22,916 --> 01:26:26,006
Your soul belonged to them.

1596
01:26:26,136 --> 01:26:28,051
Still does.

1597
01:26:31,577 --> 01:26:34,406
It wasn't supposed
to turn out this way.

1598
01:26:34,536 --> 01:26:36,190
You have to believe me.

1599
01:26:38,366 --> 01:26:41,021
You're on your own now, Jack.

1600
01:26:44,677 --> 01:26:45,852
I love you.

1601
01:26:45,982 --> 01:26:48,071
I love you, Minnie.

1602
01:26:51,292 --> 01:26:53,251
Then, please...

1603
01:26:54,295 --> 01:26:57,298
do this one last thing for me.

1604
01:27:05,611 --> 01:27:08,657
The pain. Please.

1605
01:27:08,788 --> 01:27:12,182
Please.
You know what to do.

1606
01:27:12,313 --> 01:27:13,793
Please.

1607
01:27:13,923 --> 01:27:15,447
- Oh.

1608
01:27:19,755 --> 01:27:22,410
Do it. Do it.

1609
01:27:34,683 --> 01:27:36,468
Yes.

1610
01:28:01,971 --> 01:28:03,886
Dreamer, here. Awake.

1611
01:28:07,455 --> 01:28:09,501
Dreamer, here. Awake.

1612
01:28:09,631 --> 01:28:11,372
Dreamer, here. Awake.

1613
01:28:14,332 --> 01:28:16,508
Dreamer, here. Awake.

1614
01:28:19,685 --> 01:28:20,294
Dream, here. Awake.

1615
01:28:20,425 --> 01:28:21,251
Dream, here.

1616
01:28:42,795 --> 01:28:47,321
♪ Write another song
for the money ♪

1617
01:28:47,452 --> 01:28:50,106
♪ Something they can sing,
not so funny ♪

1618
01:28:51,804 --> 01:28:57,940
♪ Money in the bank
to keep us warm ♪

1619
01:29:00,987 --> 01:29:05,383
♪ Roll another joint
for the Gipper ♪

1620
01:29:05,513 --> 01:29:09,648
♪ Get the Gipper high,
he gets hipper ♪

1621
01:29:09,778 --> 01:29:16,437
♪ Stick it in his mouth
and keep him warm ♪

1622
01:29:18,787 --> 01:29:23,226
♪ Elect another jerk
to the White House ♪

1623
01:29:23,357 --> 01:29:27,927
♪ Gracie Slick is losing
her dormouse ♪

1624
01:29:28,057 --> 01:29:35,064
♪ Take her off the streets
and keep warm ♪