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You got the ting, yeah?
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Yeah, I got that still.
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What you saying? Blacked out chrome ting?
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Silencer?
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Come on.
You know man's certified out here, fam.
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Yeah.
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Man wanna ring off the ting, blud,
you get me?
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That's why man's shotting you
the big ting.
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What you saying?
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You got the P, yeah?
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Take this through...
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Let me see the bludclart ting first,
brother.
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Cuz, man ain't really got time for this,
you know, fam.
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You know, boydem are on to man already.
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We're moving kinda bait as it is.
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The ting's wrapped in the bag.
You want it or not?
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Gimme that, man.
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Yo, what the fuck is this, brother?
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It's the Motorola Lexus 2000 obviously.
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A phone?
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Yeah, you listed your specifications
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and us man pulled through for you, fam.
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A rasclart phone, brother?
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You said you wanted to ring off the ting,
the ting rings.
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You said you wanted chrome and black.
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Rattattah, chrome and black.
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You said you wanted a silencer...
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Silence. You also said
you wanted no fingerprints,
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so I got you two protective screen wipes
at no extra cost.
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Damn, I'm so road.
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And all that for 250, cuz.
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Supply and demand, we do this.
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Brother, are you mad?
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Brother, I said a wanted a strap, bruv.
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- I know. It's got a strap--
- Brother, a rasclart...
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A gun, blud. A fucking gun.
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Hey, cuz, I'm not gonna lie,
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I feel mad hot in here, cuz.
Are you hot, fam?
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Is this guy alright, bruv?
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I feel mad high, cuz.
Like, next level high.
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This Cali is loud, innit?
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Pattern your boy, man.
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Oi, Riko, I beg you don't do
another mad one again, fam.
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Brother,
what d'you mean "a mad one again"?
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He just has
certain mental health problems, innit.
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He's calm though.
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Oh my days,
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that ting is me, fam!
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Allow it, cuz, man!
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Not now, fam!
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What kind of mental health problems?
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Oi, my-size with the nice eyes.
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Got a big bum and nice thighs.
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What you saying, pengalicious?
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The name's Riko, badman with the Chico's.
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- Roadman since birth, certified.
- Are you high?
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I'm higher than a British Airways flight
flying to Dubai.
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I'm lean right about now,
so I'll cut straight to the point, innit?
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Why don't you give me your number
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before I don't even want it no more.
What ya saying?
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What I'm sayin' is you're a fucking weirdo
and you're lucky my man's not here yet,
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'cause he'd have banged you up by now.
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What? You got a man?
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- Of course I got a man.
- That's unfortunate.
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- 'Cause I got a sword!
- What the fuck?
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Has your man got a sword?
Furthermore, where is your man?
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Is he even here? Definitely a fuckboy.
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See, if I was your man I'd be here, innit,
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protecting you, 24-6
from weirdos and wallys
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'cause that's what I do.
So, I'm gonna rewind and come again.
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What you telling me?
Man's a catch, I know.
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But what you actually telling me?
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You're a fucking lunatic.
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A little bit.
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- What you even on?
- I was on you, innit?
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But you don't seem on it.
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I'm not gonna lie,
I'm kinda feelin' this, like
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weird Rambo coyote vibe he's got goin' on.
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It's ticklin' my toes.
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Bang! Yes, my girl knows.
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She's all talking toes and that.
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And I'm not gonna lie,
I'm a toe-loving kinda guy.
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So, what you saying, babe?
Let me get that number?
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- Yeah, course.
- Hold this, please.
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You snooze, you lose, babe.
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Are you seeing this?
What is this fucking guy doing, bro?
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I think he just smoked
a little too much, man.
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He does this sometimes. He's calm though.
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Fuck do you mean, "he's calm", brother?
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You got me inna some bait highroad
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while my man's out there drawing tings
with a fucking shetty.
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Then I got you, some dickhead
that don't know the difference
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between a strap
and a fuckin' mobile phone.
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You man said you were about this life.
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Who the fuck are you, bro?
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Riko and Kane,
Skengville topboys in the game.
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The name's Riko, click-clack.
Roadman for life. Ya get me?
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- Really?
- What can I say?
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I get a wide-on for weirdos.
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Fuck, move, man.
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He's nasty, you're nasty!
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Fam, I don't know if you think this is
some sort of game or something, bro.
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I swear down, bro!
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So, you want to pay for the phone now
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or you wanna pay in installments?
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- Is he dumb?
- Get out the fuckin' van, man.
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- Fuckin' take your phone...
- I'm sayin', man.
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...and fucking get out of here.
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Pussio!
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Hey, cuz, you see that ting I just drew,
fam?
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She was peng! She was proper on it, innit?
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Come, you're gonna
get yourself sectioned again, man.
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I'm cool, G-man. Where we going anyway?
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We're goin' back to the hood, fam.
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Ring, ring, pussy
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It's your mummy on the phone
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Allow it, peng ting Alexa.
Stop the music, fam.
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Sorry, fam, click-clack.
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Alexa, what's on my calendar today, fam?
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There's nothing
on your calendar today, fam.
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Hajima!
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Rikoings!
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- My friendings.
- You alright, Patel?
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Hey, it's Pinky Patel!
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Say my dad's name, you bitchfuckings.
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Come on, man.
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Say it now!
You imbecile boyings muddafuckings.
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Mr. Pinky Patel, innit.
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That's right, isn't it?
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Show some respectings, you bumbacloting.
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- What?
- Shut it!
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I want my bloody money, innit, blud?
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And where is that pussyclart
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bloody Black imbecile friend of yours?
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Hey, hey, hey!
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I see you didn't get the memo
and all of that, you know.
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Black lives matter now, fam, you get me?
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It's proper good to see you!
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Imagine, I was just about to call you,
you know.
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What the fuck?
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You two fucking each other now?
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No, we're not gay, bro.
We just sleep together, innit.
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Hey-ey-ey-ey!
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Don't tell me your jiggy-jiggy sexy time,
you bunch of bastardings.
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You thought I forgot you, dickhead?
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Where is my cocaines,
you bunch of wastemanings?
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Yeah, because word on the roadings,
brothers
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is that you got jacked
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by the Somali gun peoples, dickhead.
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Dickhead!
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Dickhead?
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You got robbed by the Malis, fam?
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You told me
you were proper cool with them, man.
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Come on, man,
me and the Malis are cool, bruv.
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We're practically family, you get me?
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I am a Mali, bruv, they rated that.
Trust me.
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So, imagine this, listen.
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I must have pulled up to the ting
with the merchandise
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like a badboy. You get me?
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My man started screaming out...
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Then I got rushed.
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Madting! Fifteen Somalis screaming out
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"Warya! Warya!"
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"Walahi! Walahi!"
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"Kaleh! Kaleh!"
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"Hoosgut! Hoosgut!"
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"Walahi! I'm the captain now!"
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It was emotional, fam.
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That's a mad ting still.
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Dad!
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Let me fucking fuck him hard!
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Motherchode gandu pussyclartings!
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Wait, what?
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Dickhead!
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I give you one week!
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And I want my 15,000 back.
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If not, I'm gonna come back here
and kill the both of you.
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- Now, let me out of here.
- Well, the door's there, bro.
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I know where the fucking door is!
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You bhenchod!
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I'm not fucking blind!
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I'll be back, dickhead.
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I'm not gonna lie, fam,
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them slaps kinda hurt.
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I know, man, about slappin' me.
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I should have slapped him back
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but true say Pinky's an older,
I thought I'd allow him.
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I don't want to be disrespectful,
you get me?
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You gotta respect the age of nature, fam.
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The age of what?
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The age of nature, fam.
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I was reading about it
at my anger management classes.
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I find the whole basis
of the idea calms me down
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- when I get agitated.
- Man don't care
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about all that, fam.
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Man's got real life problems, G.
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What we gonna do, bro?
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How the fuck we gonna raise 15 bags, cuz?
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Linkup TVpresents Lethal Bizzle
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live at XOYO on the 2nd March.
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It's gonna be...
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking, fam?
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Yeah.
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Man's thinking Bizzle
might have to be the next victim still.
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Straight robbery settings, ya get me?
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I dunno though, man.
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I kinda like Bizzle, still.
Do you remember the remix we did, blud?
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Yeah, course, fam.
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Pow! It's Riko and Kane
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Pow! You don't know about pain
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Pow! We draw girls in the rain
Pow--
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Allow it, man!
Lemon and herb that shit, cuz.
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My man's rich, bro.
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All we need to do is just run up in a ting
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rob him, no long ting, set pace,
you get me?
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His watch is worth, like,
three million or somethin'.
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Three million, fam?
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Yeah, somethin' like that, it's--
It's Ps though.
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Listen, we're back on the road.
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The topboy duo are back.
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Riko and Kane rush hour settings, fam.
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- Are you on it or not?
- Yeah, I'm on it, cuz.
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If we're gonna set him up though,
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we're gonna need a strap
and some more soldiers.
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- I'm gonna call my mandem, innit.
- Bruv, call your mandem
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and put down that fucking sword, fam.
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Whoa!
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So, where's your mandem?
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Don't worry, them man will be here, fam.
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- What, they're proper goons, yeah?
- Course, fam.
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Proper reckless.
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My mandem are on this ting.
Straight greez, you get me?
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A'ight.
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They sound like the type of mandem
you see me rolling with still.
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Trust me when I tell you
these men are certified on the roads, fam.
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A'ight, a'ight.
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So, where are these men?
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There they are, fam.
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What the fuck is that, bruv?
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They're school kids.
Have you lost your mind or somethin'?
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Look at my man, man!
He's still in his school uniform!
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Yeah, sorry about that.
Man was just playin' out, innit,
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and I didn't get time
to go yard and change.
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Plus, my mum's kind of vexing me
for shotting the Sky box for a score,
247
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,061
so it's kinda peak at yard still.
248
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,605
See? These man are on stuff, cuz.
I told you, reckless, you get me?
249
00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:11,815
Playin' out, fam?
250
00:12:11,982 --> 00:12:12,899
Tell me it's a joke.
251
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,401
- It's a joke, innit?
- No, cuz.
252
00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,653
This is perfectly real.
These man are hungry, blud.
253
00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,739
Gully, ruthless and only 15 years old.
254
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,157
Nah, man ain't even 12 yet.
255
00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:22,284
Astaghfirullah! Not even 12!
256
00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:24,202
I'll be hitting that come Christmas, fam.
257
00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:25,912
You know what, it's way past your bedtime.
258
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,914
- Go home, be safe, bye!
- Blud, relax, man.
259
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,541
Them man brought a strap for us still.
260
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:31,126
A str-- A strap!
261
00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:32,210
A real-life gun, yeah?
262
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,129
Yeah. How else
you think we're gonna rob man, fam?
263
00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:35,547
That's the ting still.
264
00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:37,257
It's my big brother's though, innit?
265
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,717
So, don't use no bullets
266
00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:40,677
'cause he'll find out and beat us all up,
267
00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:41,845
especially you, fam.
268
00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:42,971
What? Are you dumb, bruv?
269
00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:44,806
Your brother
could never try a ting with me.
270
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:45,974
D'you know who I am, cuz?
271
00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:47,434
Yeah, course I do.
272
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:49,853
My brother goes he chiefed you
a couple months ago still.
273
00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:51,188
On the high road.
274
00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:53,356
He goes he linked you to buy a strap
but you come
275
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,066
- with some dead mobile.
- Whatever, man!
276
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:57,068
Bun all the bullshit and the long ting.
You get me?
277
00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:58,403
Let's go and yam this fool.
278
00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:00,113
Dun know famalam.
279
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,164
What the hell are you doing, fam?
280
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,457
You're meant to be workin'.
281
00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:54,668
Nah, I was just--
I was just preeing the ting, innit?
282
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:56,711
Nah, man, we're meant
to be doing a fuckin' move
283
00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:58,588
and you're here skanking
with a gal named Sugar.
284
00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:00,465
Have you even spotted Bizzle yet, cuz?
285
00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,092
Yeah, obviously, he's over there, innit?
286
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,885
He's looking kinda hench though, alie?
287
00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:05,053
Fuck that, fam.
288
00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:06,221
Man's got the mash, innit?
289
00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:07,430
I can't even lie, cuz.
290
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,182
I feel to let it off in the air right now.
291
00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:11,184
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
What's wrong with you, bruv?
292
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,310
Chill your pants, man.
293
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,187
- Why you so hype for, bro?
- Sorry, bro.
294
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,438
How much weed you smoke today?
295
00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:16,982
Just a couple of zoots, G. I'm cool, man.
296
00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:19,192
- You had your meds today, yeah?
- Yeah, bro.
297
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:21,778
Oi, calm, fam.
298
00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:23,113
He's in the toilet on his Js, cuz.
299
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,532
We gotta move to him now!
Get the mandem, innit.
300
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:32,789
I'm not gonna lie!
301
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:33,832
You man are sick!
302
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,126
I feel sick.
303
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:38,795
This is what I mean, man.
304
00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:41,756
Can't we do this ourselves, bruv?
Riko and Kane.
305
00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:42,799
Riko and Kane.
306
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:44,134
Let's do this, famalamo!
307
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:52,309
Dench sausage needs to release!
308
00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:59,691
Yo, Bizzle, click-clack, it's showtime.
309
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,360
Hold on, cuz, I'm pissin' innit?
310
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,282
For real. Sorry, fam.
311
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,078
True say, he is pissin',
and you can't really rush a man.
312
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:29,679
What you sayin'? You finished yet?
313
00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:32,265
Nah, fam.
314
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:35,101
He ain't finished yet.
315
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,982
- What's all this?
- What does it look like, fam?
316
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,068
This is a click-clack robbery, cuz.
317
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,862
Remain silent and hush them
big dry lips of yours
318
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,739
'cause I ain't scared of you!
319
00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:48,907
Now gimme your...
320
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,243
What shall I ask first, fam?
321
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,787
His watch or his chain?
322
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,205
Dunno, what's worth more Ps?
323
00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:57,832
What's worth more Ps, fam,
your watch or your chain?
324
00:15:58,249 --> 00:15:59,918
What, is this some type of prank
or something?
325
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,628
This ain't no prank, rudeboy.
326
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:04,130
This is Crimewatch UK live
and direct in your face!
327
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,757
This is a real life move.
328
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,008
Click-clack!
329
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:08,969
You man can't be serious, man.
330
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,428
Why's your hand all shaking for?
331
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:12,847
Nah, don't watch that, cuz.
332
00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:15,141
Man's just got a lickle arthritis, innit?
333
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:16,893
But what you saying?
334
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,436
Can I have your watch, please?
335
00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:19,729
Fuck that!
336
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,648
Man, I want your fuckin' watch,
your fuckin' chain,
337
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,149
your fuckin' ring, your fuckin' hat,
338
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,859
the fucking creps, your fucking wallet!
339
00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:27,278
Everything, fam!
Oyster card, library card,
340
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:29,406
fucking Nectar card,
and even your boxers, blud!
341
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:32,033
Give man everything.
Anything and everything.
342
00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:34,577
Man want your fucking car keys
and some weed...
343
00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:36,162
if you got any.
344
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:37,914
Man said boxers.
345
00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:40,875
Take off or get lit up,
it's that simple, fam.
346
00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:42,293
It's like that, yeah?
347
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:43,545
Damn right it's like that, cuz.
348
00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:44,963
Put this shit in your lyrics, rudeboy.
349
00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:48,091
You got robbed by Riko and Kane, fam,
Skengville, blud.
350
00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:50,051
Yeah, that's right, cuz!
351
00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:52,137
Gimme them Nectar points, cuzzy.
352
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,139
Yeah, tryna stall the ting, you get me?
353
00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:56,599
I should shoot a man down for that!
354
00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:57,809
What, what, what?
355
00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,436
What you know about Riko and Kane?
356
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:01,354
- Biggest gangbangers in the game
- Click-clack!
357
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,149
Man wanna talk about fame
Until you get popped for your chain
358
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:05,400
- Click-clack!
- That's right.
359
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:08,695
Any time you hear click-clack,
you know Skengville are back.
360
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,447
I'm talking 'bout certi gang,
361
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:13,283
badboy for life,
badboy up in this building.
362
00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:16,036
What's with the fucking long ting, cuz?
363
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,830
Hurry the fuck up before I put
a bullet in your bumhole, fam.
364
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,290
Oh, my God!
365
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:22,125
Hey, Sprinkle.
366
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:26,004
No, no, no, babe,
what you doing playing with sexy sex toys?
367
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,088
It's not--
368
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,841
If you wanted to play with a big hard toy
369
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:31,634
then you should've just asked,
370
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:34,554
'cause I got a big hard one
right here for you.
371
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:45,690
- You know man was just joking, innit.
- Shut up, you dickhead!
372
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:47,025
Leave it, yeah!
373
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,818
Serious, I can expl--
374
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,279
Nah, fam.
375
00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:53,865
Charlie, you know what these dickheads
tried to do to me?
376
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:55,241
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
377
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,993
These pussios tried to rob me, fam.
378
00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:00,163
Nah, these dickheads
tried a roll-up on big Biz.
379
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:01,247
Dickheads!
380
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,415
Look at you now, fam.
381
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,209
Fuckin' BTEC boxers.
382
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,544
Hey, where you get them boxershorts from,
rudeboy?
383
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,129
Swear it's got skid marks!
384
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,174
Now, hop on your legs for me, bro.
385
00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:12,801
- Hey, hop, rudeboy! Hop!
- Hop on ya leg, bro.
386
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:14,385
Hop on your legs, fam.
387
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,054
Higher than that. Higher than that.
388
00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:17,347
- Hop!
- Higher than that, bro.
389
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,142
Switch legs, blud. Squat. Squat.
390
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:22,811
Squat, fam, you got chicken legs, man.
391
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:24,145
Star jumps, cuz.
392
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:26,231
Gimme some star jumps.
Put some energy into it.
393
00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:27,774
Come on. That's not a star jump!
394
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,484
Hey, dutty wine for me as well.
395
00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:31,236
Hey! Dutty wine for me as well, man.
396
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:32,821
Together, fam. Wine.
397
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:35,115
Slow wine, bro, slow wine.
Lower than that.
398
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,616
Do what you're told, rudeboy.
399
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,034
Lower than that, fam.
400
00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:39,410
Lower than that, fam.
401
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:43,206
That's nasty! Look at them, man!
402
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:48,294
Oi, Linkup TV, you gettin' this, fam?
You gettin' this?
403
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:51,089
Do me a favor, fam,
tell me who these fuckin' dickheads are.
404
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:52,215
Dickheads!
405
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:53,758
Dickheads! Dickheads!
406
00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:55,009
- Dickheads!
- Dickheads!
407
00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:56,052
Dickheads!
408
00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:57,595
Tryna rob me? You crazy, fam?
409
00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,514
Dickheads! Dickheads! Dickheads!
Dickheads!
410
00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:01,266
Gimme some starjumps.
Gimme some starjumps.
411
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,518
Hey, these men are waste, fam.
412
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,478
I'm catching bare joke.
413
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,646
Hey, let me see, fam.
414
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:07,981
Shut up, man.
415
00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:09,482
Dickhead.
416
00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:11,526
Listen, I'm sorry, mate!
417
00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:12,944
I'll get your money, I promise.
418
00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:14,529
I'll get your money, please, please.
419
00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:15,697
Don't, don't...
420
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,871
Rah, my man got dashed
off the fourth floor, ya na!
421
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:38,011
Going down.
422
00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:01,618
What's up?
423
00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:06,998
- Said he gonna be here in a sec still.
- Cool.
424
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:08,499
Fam, what happened with my man?
425
00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,877
That dickhead tried
to short man five bills.
426
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,170
Five bills, bro?
427
00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:14,964
You dashed man off the balcony
for five bills?
428
00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:16,716
Fam,
I'll dash you off the balcony for two.
429
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:18,885
Fuckin' dickhead.
430
00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:21,930
This is what I'm saying, cuz,
you ain't built for this.
431
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:24,641
Nah, what d'you mean, bro? Man is.
I wanted to chat to you still.
432
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,434
I think we should rob some banks.
433
00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:28,811
This ain't fucking 1990, bro.
434
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:32,523
Na, man's got this app, innit, like,
it can interfere and turn off cameras--
435
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:33,566
Shut up, man.
436
00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:36,486
- Yeah, he's here, fam.
- Cool.
437
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:38,947
Man's gotta go pattern some business.
438
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:48,915
My father will talk to you now.
439
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:51,626
Shotti.
440
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:52,961
Yeah. What you saying, Krzysztof?
441
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:55,505
I'm going to need
some more of your product.
442
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,340
Yeah, that's cool but...
443
00:20:57,882 --> 00:20:59,550
got a different batch this time around.
444
00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:02,178
Better quality.
445
00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:20,405
My daughter says it's good.
446
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:23,533
Thing is, yeah, this batch is 38 on a key
447
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,535
and the minimum I can bring you is three.
448
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:26,869
That's no problem.
449
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:29,455
So, I send someone next week
to drop and collect, yes?
450
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:30,581
Yeah.
451
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:31,958
Next week's cool.
452
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:33,459
My grandmother used to say
453
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,920
"You should never steal from yourself...
454
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,131
or the hand that feeds you."
455
00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:40,925
My gran used to say...
456
00:21:41,384 --> 00:21:44,178
"Steal from me and I'll slap you silly."
457
00:21:46,431 --> 00:21:47,849
Think our grans would get on, innit?
458
00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:03,823
Wagwan, fam?
459
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:05,283
Man, fuck these pricks.
460
00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:08,077
Man tryna pull up in his front room,
you know.
461
00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:09,245
Oi, listen up!
462
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,332
I want everyone out here active.
463
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,877
If any of the mandem
see any of my fucking opps,
464
00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:17,128
the DeMarcos,
465
00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:20,298
I don't give a shit
if man is with his fucking aunt
466
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:22,717
or fucking uncle.
You light them pricks up.
467
00:22:22,884 --> 00:22:24,761
- You hear me?
- Course, man. Yeah!
468
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,265
What you saying for this Polish man?
469
00:22:29,432 --> 00:22:31,768
On the next one, bro,
man's gonna pattern that pussy.
470
00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:34,103
Show man this is my hood!
471
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:36,689
This kebab is peng, blud.
472
00:22:36,898 --> 00:22:39,817
I love the way the succulent beef
mixes in with the flavorsome sauces.
473
00:22:40,318 --> 00:22:41,819
So scrumptious, cuz.
474
00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:44,530
Bruv, man's got real life problems, G.
475
00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:46,282
What we gonna do about the Patels?
476
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,659
Oh yeah, the Patels.
477
00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:50,370
We're a laughingstock, man.
478
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,246
That Bizzle video's everywhere, bruv.
479
00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:54,499
I'm Just Bait, The Shade Borough,
Grime Daily,
480
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:57,251
Linkup TV.
I even emailed YouTube to take it down.
481
00:22:57,418 --> 00:23:00,713
What? Allow that, cuz.
Man, I kinda like the video still.
482
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,423
- What?
- Man'll see a couple comments, bro,
483
00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:03,716
saying I look buff and that.
484
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,260
- I'm all gettin' ratings, fam.
- Bruv, it was one comment
485
00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:09,138
and it came from someone
called "Jimmy_69."
486
00:23:09,305 --> 00:23:10,264
Jimmy, fam!
487
00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:12,642
- That ain't a sexy look, G.
- Oi, a comment's a comment, bro,
488
00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:14,394
just 'cause you ain't getting
no comments, fam.
489
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:15,937
Bruv, fuck a comment, bruv.
490
00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:18,439
Bruv, we're out here on stage
looking like some pussios.
491
00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:20,441
I'm out here lookin' for redemption, bruv.
492
00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:21,567
Redemption.
493
00:23:21,776 --> 00:23:23,444
I like it. Like Shawshank?
494
00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:24,779
You know what, yeah?
495
00:23:25,363 --> 00:23:26,739
Man ain't havin' it no more.
496
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,950
Man's gonna show the roads
what time it is.
497
00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:31,577
And I ain't talking
about no quarter past three.
498
00:23:31,828 --> 00:23:33,538
I'm talking about a big move.
499
00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:35,456
Riko and Kane, G.
500
00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:36,999
Riko and Kane, cuz, you're right.
501
00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:39,001
I say I call my mandem
and arrange another move.
502
00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:41,754
Nah, fam. I ain't got time
for your CBBC mandem, blud.
503
00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:44,048
This time we do something big.
504
00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:45,675
Like what though, fam?
505
00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:49,595
The move of all moves.
506
00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:52,140
Somethin' that's gonna
finally put us on the map
507
00:23:52,306 --> 00:23:53,850
as roadman for good.
508
00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:56,644
Riko and Kane, G.
509
00:23:56,894 --> 00:23:58,312
Riko and Kane, G.
510
00:24:02,358 --> 00:24:03,693
You sure about this, fam?
511
00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:08,489
Told you, I'm sick and tired
of not being rated as a roadman.
512
00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:10,324
I'm on this ting, and after today
513
00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:12,160
everyone's gonna know about us, fam.
514
00:24:12,326 --> 00:24:14,120
I'm fully on this gun ting now.
515
00:24:14,287 --> 00:24:16,456
You sure about that?
The other day you was moving shook.
516
00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:18,166
- You was all shaking and that, bro.
- I told you,
517
00:24:18,332 --> 00:24:19,584
it was the arthritis.
518
00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:21,127
But my doctor sorted that out now.
519
00:24:21,544 --> 00:24:23,212
Thank God for the NHS.
520
00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:24,464
God bless the NHS.
521
00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:25,882
It's time for that click-clack.
522
00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:27,967
It's about to go off in there, fam.
523
00:24:28,134 --> 00:24:29,510
You Ready Steady Cook, yeah?
524
00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:30,553
I dunno, man.
525
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,472
A bank robbery,
it's a bit hype for us, na?
526
00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:33,514
Exactly!
527
00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:35,183
That's where we've been going wrong, fam.
528
00:24:35,349 --> 00:24:36,476
We need to be more hype.
529
00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:38,311
Bare roadman do bank robberies
530
00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:39,979
and now it's our time.
531
00:24:40,229 --> 00:24:42,982
- Riko and Kane, bang-bang.
- Fuck it.
532
00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:44,650
Bang-bang, let's do this, fam.
533
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,194
Oi, oi, what you lot saying?
534
00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:48,404
- What the fuck, man?
- You know who man is, innit?
535
00:24:48,571 --> 00:24:50,698
- Yeah, man know who you are, fam.
- Nah, nah, it's man like Ed.
536
00:24:50,865 --> 00:24:52,325
Certified crackhead.
537
00:24:52,492 --> 00:24:53,743
Crack... Ed... you get it?
538
00:24:53,910 --> 00:24:55,536
You get it? Crack-Ed...
539
00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:57,997
Man beg for bread, I don't have a bed
540
00:24:58,164 --> 00:24:59,123
I shit on my leg...
541
00:24:59,290 --> 00:25:00,208
Just fuck off, man.
542
00:25:00,374 --> 00:25:02,752
No, no, Reeks.
Bro, Reeks, I saw your mum, innit?
543
00:25:02,919 --> 00:25:04,837
- What? Don't talk about my mum, man.
- No, no, no. No, bro.
544
00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:07,048
I saw your mum innit,
in the showers, innit?
545
00:25:07,215 --> 00:25:08,716
- What the fuck?
- No, no, in the swimming pool.
546
00:25:08,883 --> 00:25:09,926
Leighton Leisure Lagoon.
547
00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:11,636
I go there sometimes
to wash my ball bags, yeah.
548
00:25:11,802 --> 00:25:13,304
It's only 20p. It's a bargain!
549
00:25:13,471 --> 00:25:15,598
Anyway, you see your mum, yeah.
I'm watching her wash herself.
550
00:25:15,765 --> 00:25:17,475
Yeah, no, no, I weren't looking.
I weren't looking.
551
00:25:17,642 --> 00:25:19,602
Tell a lie, I might have looked once
but respectfully.
552
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:20,853
She's pretty, she's got nice legs.
553
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,438
- Strong legs.
- Stop talking
554
00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:23,898
- about my mum, man!
- Nah, bro.
555
00:25:24,065 --> 00:25:25,650
Nah, she's standing by the locker, yeah.
556
00:25:25,816 --> 00:25:27,860
She's looking all sad and that,
no P, just a bikini.
557
00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:30,363
So, man like me, I subsidized that.
558
00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:33,574
I made that transaction happen.
I gave her the pound, bro.
559
00:25:33,741 --> 00:25:34,825
She was so happy.
560
00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:37,203
She was so perky
and I'm just thinking out loud here bro,
561
00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:38,454
I'm gonna need that pound back.
562
00:25:38,621 --> 00:25:39,997
Move man, you ginger shithead!
563
00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:41,123
What did you say?
564
00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:42,416
- Alright, here we go.
- Ginger?
565
00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:43,668
You call me ginger, bruv?
566
00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:46,128
D'you know what? You man can say
whatever you want about me.
567
00:25:46,295 --> 00:25:47,547
You can say I shit in a bush,
568
00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:49,215
I shit on the highroad.
569
00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:51,217
I don't wipe my bum, but so what?
570
00:25:51,384 --> 00:25:52,385
Who does?
571
00:25:52,552 --> 00:25:53,761
But ginger, bruv? It's not even ginger.
572
00:25:53,928 --> 00:25:56,347
It's more like strawberry blond.
Look, I'll show you my p--
573
00:25:56,514 --> 00:25:58,015
- Whoa! Allow that, man!
- Allow that, bro, man!
574
00:25:58,182 --> 00:25:59,725
- Got like a salmon tinge.
- Allow that, bro.
575
00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:01,269
It's cool, you don't have to show man!
576
00:26:01,435 --> 00:26:02,687
Allow it! Give him the pound, bro!
577
00:26:02,853 --> 00:26:03,854
Here, just take the pound!
578
00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:04,981
- Fuck off, bro!
- Reeks, bro.
579
00:26:05,147 --> 00:26:08,734
Love for that bro. I can feel
the ginger love in you, brother.
580
00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:11,362
Oi, Kane, what you saying, yeah?
You got a pound for me, brother?
581
00:26:11,529 --> 00:26:12,822
I'll sing for you, yeah?
582
00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:15,199
Your balls don't smell
Like they used to before
583
00:26:15,408 --> 00:26:17,994
Chat to me
and I will quarantine your life, rudeboy!
584
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:19,704
Big man, say no more.
585
00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:21,664
I'm not tryna get my head licked off here,
fellas.
586
00:26:21,831 --> 00:26:23,791
I feel like I've got
a lot of potential in life
587
00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:25,543
and I can see you lot are somewhat busy
588
00:26:25,710 --> 00:26:27,712
so I'm gonna bounce by the ounce, freaks.
589
00:26:27,878 --> 00:26:28,963
I love you, son, Kane.
590
00:26:29,130 --> 00:26:31,048
Keep doing you, brother.
I see it, I see it all.
591
00:26:31,215 --> 00:26:33,050
I see it, keep doing you, brother.
I love you fellas.
592
00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:34,093
I love you.
593
00:26:35,553 --> 00:26:36,762
What you doing, fam?
594
00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:38,556
What you sayin, man?
I just got gassed, man.
595
00:26:38,723 --> 00:26:39,849
Come, we do this, blud.
596
00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:43,936
Yeah, hold on a minute.
You got your debit card?
597
00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:45,354
What? What for?
598
00:26:45,605 --> 00:26:47,815
Parkin'! I ain't tryin' to get no ticket.
599
00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:50,443
Blud, we're robbin' a bank, man,
fuck the parking, G.
600
00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:51,902
Are you dumb?
601
00:26:52,069 --> 00:26:54,030
I ain't about this PCN ticket life!
602
00:26:54,196 --> 00:26:55,615
That's about £65
603
00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:58,075
and in the words of Joseph Junior Adinuga
604
00:26:58,242 --> 00:26:59,076
that's not me.
605
00:26:59,243 --> 00:27:00,828
Cuz, this looks mad wet, bro.
606
00:27:00,995 --> 00:27:02,288
Bruv, stop being tight, man.
607
00:27:02,455 --> 00:27:04,749
I paid for the petrol
and the Frutellas on the way down.
608
00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:07,501
Frutellas are badman sweet, you get me?
609
00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:10,212
Whatever, man,
I'll pay for the parking, bro.
610
00:27:10,379 --> 00:27:11,547
Can we do this, fam?
611
00:27:11,922 --> 00:27:13,007
My guy!
612
00:27:15,092 --> 00:27:16,052
Hello!
613
00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:17,595
Can't you see the sign?
614
00:27:17,762 --> 00:27:19,388
It's a double yellow line
615
00:27:20,222 --> 00:27:21,223
I'm sorry, sir
616
00:27:21,390 --> 00:27:23,225
But you cannot park your car
617
00:27:23,476 --> 00:27:24,727
Try to understand
618
00:27:24,894 --> 00:27:27,897
I'm just an African
So who d'you think you are?
619
00:27:28,064 --> 00:27:29,774
Just move your car
620
00:27:31,734 --> 00:27:32,735
Dirty Ed!
621
00:27:36,447 --> 00:27:37,782
Look at this orangutan!
622
00:27:37,948 --> 00:27:40,451
You are causing a tsunami in London again!
623
00:27:44,789 --> 00:27:46,123
I should have seen the sign
624
00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:47,750
Now I have to pay this fine
625
00:27:51,712 --> 00:27:52,713
Mummy!
626
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:53,839
Fuck off!
627
00:27:55,216 --> 00:27:56,634
About "man don't rob banks."
628
00:27:56,926 --> 00:27:59,011
That's 'cause man don't know
about the true capabilities.
629
00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:07,103
See? Bet you didn't know
I could do that, innit, Shotti?
630
00:28:08,062 --> 00:28:09,689
That's a G out here!
631
00:28:12,775 --> 00:28:13,818
Man like Leo.
632
00:28:13,984 --> 00:28:15,820
Everyone shut the fuck up
and get on the fucking floor!
633
00:28:15,986 --> 00:28:17,738
This is what you call
a roadman special delivery
634
00:28:17,905 --> 00:28:19,448
fucking bank robbery extravaganza.
635
00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:21,325
You know what, yeah? Everyone by the wall.
636
00:28:21,492 --> 00:28:22,785
Everyone by the wall now.
637
00:28:23,244 --> 00:28:25,079
Did I stutter?
I said everyone shut the fuck up
638
00:28:25,246 --> 00:28:26,664
and get on your fucking knees.
639
00:28:27,623 --> 00:28:30,584
My God, this is so eeky!
Please don't hurt me!
640
00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:31,669
What? Eeky?
641
00:28:31,836 --> 00:28:34,296
Shut your mouth, you butters sket!
I'm not here to bum you, am I?
642
00:28:34,463 --> 00:28:36,549
What you screaming for, man?
This is a fucking bank robbery,
643
00:28:36,716 --> 00:28:37,550
everyone shut the fuck up
644
00:28:37,717 --> 00:28:39,051
and get on the fucking floor!
645
00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:41,095
Yeah, I got this, bro, go hit that belly.
646
00:28:41,262 --> 00:28:43,139
That's right, it's a bank robbery, baby!
647
00:28:43,305 --> 00:28:45,015
Give me everything you've got.
648
00:28:45,182 --> 00:28:46,392
I'm talking about pounds,
649
00:28:46,559 --> 00:28:47,768
10ps, 5ps
650
00:28:47,935 --> 00:28:49,478
and even the brown pennies!
651
00:28:49,812 --> 00:28:50,855
You want the pennies?
652
00:28:51,021 --> 00:28:53,357
I'm like ASDA, baby, every penny counts.
653
00:28:54,316 --> 00:28:57,737
Now fill up my two JB bags, chop-chop!
654
00:28:57,903 --> 00:28:59,530
Time waits for no one!
655
00:29:02,283 --> 00:29:04,827
Okay, yep. Okay, alright.
656
00:29:05,202 --> 00:29:08,080
Alright, so darlin', what you're gonna do
is... How do...
657
00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:10,583
- How do I put this through, man?
- Slide it through, innit?
658
00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:13,127
- I am tryna slide it through, darlin'.
- Push and slide.
659
00:29:13,294 --> 00:29:14,920
- Slide it.
- What d'you, I'm-- I'm--
660
00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:16,213
- I'm doin' it.
- Push and slide.
661
00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:17,381
Push and slide.
662
00:29:17,548 --> 00:29:19,258
- Push.
- Push and slide.
663
00:29:19,425 --> 00:29:21,635
Okay, yeah. Take the second one,
thank you very much.
664
00:29:22,678 --> 00:29:24,472
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
665
00:29:24,764 --> 00:29:26,724
- I swear I know your voice from somewhere.
- What?
666
00:29:26,891 --> 00:29:28,476
You better hush your gums.
667
00:29:28,642 --> 00:29:29,810
You don't know me, bruv!
668
00:29:30,019 --> 00:29:32,396
I swear to God I will shoot you!
669
00:29:32,605 --> 00:29:35,649
I will put a bullet in your brains, fam!
670
00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:38,569
I know you're not talking to me like that!
671
00:29:38,736 --> 00:29:41,822
That's it. Everyone over here
like one big happy family.
672
00:29:42,031 --> 00:29:44,366
Are you deaf, cuz?
I said get down on the floor.
673
00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:45,701
Do your ting, innit.
674
00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:47,495
But man ain't getting on no floor.
675
00:29:47,745 --> 00:29:49,663
Fam, man ain't asking like
to say if man wanted
676
00:29:49,830 --> 00:29:52,041
a cup of tea or something,
man is giving orders, fam.
677
00:29:52,208 --> 00:29:53,751
Like I'm a madman, cuz, it's official.
678
00:29:53,918 --> 00:29:55,711
Read about me.
I will leng it down in here.
679
00:29:55,878 --> 00:29:57,338
Please don't "leng" anything down!
680
00:29:57,838 --> 00:29:59,965
Fuck me,
how much longer's this gonna take?
681
00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:01,634
I got a 48 bus to catch!
682
00:30:01,801 --> 00:30:03,010
This is just spectacular.
683
00:30:03,177 --> 00:30:04,720
Proper spectacular robbery, cuz.
684
00:30:04,887 --> 00:30:06,722
Everyone shut your mouth,
I swear down, man!
685
00:30:06,889 --> 00:30:08,140
Nah, I swear I recognize
686
00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:10,142
your little whiney street rat
voice from somewhere.
687
00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:12,228
I told you, you don't know me, man.
688
00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:13,979
I don't think you're getting this.
689
00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:16,482
I'm a roadman for life. Click-clack!
690
00:30:16,649 --> 00:30:18,067
- Hold on a minute, fam.
- What?
691
00:30:18,234 --> 00:30:19,109
Am I going mad?
692
00:30:19,276 --> 00:30:20,945
Why have you got two guns
and man's only got one?
693
00:30:21,111 --> 00:30:23,280
- You really doing this right now, fam?
- Yes, I'm doing this right now.
694
00:30:23,447 --> 00:30:25,616
What gives you the right to have two guns
and man's only got one?
695
00:30:25,783 --> 00:30:27,576
I couldn't get you two, innit.
I could only get three so--
696
00:30:27,743 --> 00:30:28,577
So, why d'you get two then?
697
00:30:28,744 --> 00:30:30,663
I wanted two.
I'm the one holding the hostages, fam.
698
00:30:30,830 --> 00:30:31,914
Why d'you get two and I didn't?
699
00:30:32,081 --> 00:30:33,707
- Why fam, why?
- Riko, you're bugging out, G.
700
00:30:33,874 --> 00:30:35,417
My gosh, you just said my name, fam.
701
00:30:35,584 --> 00:30:36,752
What? No I didn't!
702
00:30:36,919 --> 00:30:38,254
Yes, you did, you just said my name, Riko.
703
00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:39,630
Why would you say your own name for?
704
00:30:39,797 --> 00:30:41,382
I only said my name
'cause you said my name first.
705
00:30:41,549 --> 00:30:43,008
What are you,
some kind of snitch or somethin'?
706
00:30:43,175 --> 00:30:44,301
Sounds like a snitch to me, mate!
707
00:30:44,468 --> 00:30:45,594
I'm not a snitch!
708
00:30:45,761 --> 00:30:47,805
- And I didn't say your name, fam.
- You did, innit?
709
00:30:47,972 --> 00:30:48,848
Innit? He said my name.
710
00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:51,016
Question! Is this a joke?
711
00:30:51,559 --> 00:30:52,810
My days!
712
00:30:52,977 --> 00:30:56,522
Shut the fuck up
and count my money, bitch!
713
00:30:57,606 --> 00:31:00,276
If I said your name, it was an accident.
I'm sorry, alright?
714
00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:02,403
Alright, cool, bro.
What if I say your name then, cuz?
715
00:31:02,570 --> 00:31:03,529
Why would you do that for?
716
00:31:03,696 --> 00:31:05,030
'Cause it might be an accident, innit?
717
00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:06,574
This is some fuckin' joke ting.
718
00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:08,200
Kane Patrick Armand Ketende!
719
00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:09,243
What the fuck?
720
00:31:09,410 --> 00:31:10,703
Why would you say my full name for?
721
00:31:10,870 --> 00:31:12,288
I'm sorry, bro, it was an accident, innit?
722
00:31:12,454 --> 00:31:14,290
Okay, okay, you wanna play games, yeah?
723
00:31:14,456 --> 00:31:16,375
Alright. Check this.
724
00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:19,044
- Richard Oshlam Byaseff Bulouck.
- My God, fam.
725
00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:20,754
Don't call me Richard, cuz! I told you.
726
00:31:20,921 --> 00:31:22,590
You know I don't like it
when people call me Richard!
727
00:31:22,756 --> 00:31:24,967
- What you gonna do 'bout it?
- What you gonna do 'bout it?
728
00:31:25,134 --> 00:31:27,011
- I could do a lot.
- I could do a lot too.
729
00:31:27,177 --> 00:31:28,429
- Set pace then.
- I'm setting pace, fam.
730
00:31:28,637 --> 00:31:29,555
My days!
731
00:31:29,805 --> 00:31:31,098
- You baited up your face, fam.
- What?
732
00:31:31,265 --> 00:31:33,893
- You ain't wearing your bally.
- You ain't wearin' your bally either, man.
733
00:31:34,059 --> 00:31:35,853
This is all your fault!
Stop repeating me, man!
734
00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:37,438
- Just shut up, man!
- Just shut up, man!
735
00:31:37,605 --> 00:31:39,398
Rah! Riko and Kane?
736
00:31:39,565 --> 00:31:41,609
You two clowns, course it is!
737
00:31:42,443 --> 00:31:44,862
Who else would rob a bank like this
but Riko and Kane?
738
00:31:45,362 --> 00:31:46,488
Idiots!
739
00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:48,657
- Look what you done!
- Look what I done? You mean,
740
00:31:48,824 --> 00:31:50,993
look what you done! You started this
by saying my name first, fam.
741
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,412
Richard Oshlam Byaseff Bulouck.
742
00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:56,498
Such a good boy,
always so polite and friendly.
743
00:31:56,665 --> 00:31:57,917
What's happened to you?
744
00:31:58,083 --> 00:32:01,211
He's that fucking weirdo
that got himself sectioned.
745
00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:02,755
Yeah, I read about that.
746
00:32:02,922 --> 00:32:04,882
It's bipolar, alright?
And that's why I'm doing this.
747
00:32:05,049 --> 00:32:07,092
To show everyone
with mental health problems
748
00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:09,303
that you can do anything
you put your mind to.
749
00:32:09,470 --> 00:32:11,180
Even a bank robbery. Believe and achieve.
750
00:32:11,347 --> 00:32:12,431
You can do anything.
751
00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:13,766
Believe and achieve.
752
00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:15,559
That's sick.
753
00:32:15,726 --> 00:32:20,940
I mean, it is very inspiring.
754
00:32:23,359 --> 00:32:25,611
You man need to hurry the fuck up.
755
00:32:26,362 --> 00:32:28,155
- Man has got places to go.
- I know!
756
00:32:28,322 --> 00:32:30,824
I'm supposed to be sittin' on face
in half an hour still.
757
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,201
Absolutely!
758
00:32:32,368 --> 00:32:33,827
How long is this going to take?
759
00:32:33,994 --> 00:32:36,455
I've left my bicycle out there
and it's not even locked.
760
00:32:36,622 --> 00:32:38,415
I wouldn't leave my bike
unlocked around here, mate.
761
00:32:38,582 --> 00:32:39,500
Lot of criminals about.
762
00:32:40,084 --> 00:32:41,627
I don't see criminals out here.
763
00:32:41,794 --> 00:32:42,836
I see young people
764
00:32:43,003 --> 00:32:45,547
with no prospects, no future and no hope.
765
00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:46,966
It's not very surprising
766
00:32:47,132 --> 00:32:48,634
after ten years of a Tory government.
767
00:32:48,801 --> 00:32:50,010
What the fuck is this, man?
768
00:32:50,177 --> 00:32:51,136
Everyone shut your mouth!
769
00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:53,180
This is a fucking bank robbery.
Do you understand?
770
00:32:53,347 --> 00:32:54,723
I will start murking people out here.
771
00:32:55,432 --> 00:32:56,642
Allow it, wasteman.
772
00:32:56,809 --> 00:32:58,769
On a real, I ain't got time for this shit.
773
00:32:59,687 --> 00:33:01,105
You man are a fucking joke.
774
00:33:01,271 --> 00:33:02,356
You ain't going nowhere, cuz.
775
00:33:02,523 --> 00:33:03,857
What, you gonna shoot me, yeah?
776
00:33:05,693 --> 00:33:07,236
Do you even know who I am, fam?
777
00:33:07,444 --> 00:33:09,238
I don't give a shit
if you was fucking Hercules, fam.
778
00:33:09,405 --> 00:33:10,781
You need to be waiting over there, cuz.
779
00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:12,741
Fam, you need to calm yourself
780
00:33:13,158 --> 00:33:15,661
before I punch you
through that fucking wall.
781
00:33:15,828 --> 00:33:17,913
My gosh, do you not see
what man is holding, fam?
782
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,541
I don't give a shit what you're holding,
you dumb fuck.
783
00:33:20,708 --> 00:33:22,334
Trust me, you don't want it with me.
784
00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:24,920
Listen, I'm gonna have to ask you
to sit over there, you know, fam.
785
00:33:25,629 --> 00:33:27,715
- I fuckin' warned you.
- What the fuck?
786
00:33:27,881 --> 00:33:29,133
What the fuck is wrong with you?
787
00:33:29,299 --> 00:33:30,759
- Shoot the brother!
- Listen, I'll shoot you
788
00:33:30,926 --> 00:33:32,761
you know, fam.
I swear I'll shoot you, cuz.
789
00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:39,184
Blud, you're lucky
you're holding that strap.
790
00:33:39,393 --> 00:33:41,729
But just remember,
I've seen your face and them.
791
00:33:44,023 --> 00:33:45,065
You fucked up, bruv.
792
00:33:46,650 --> 00:33:48,527
I will come back and I will catch you
793
00:33:48,694 --> 00:33:50,529
and your whole fucking family.
794
00:33:51,989 --> 00:33:53,407
- Now ask about me.
- What?
795
00:33:53,574 --> 00:33:55,367
Are you mad?
I don't give a shit who you are.
796
00:33:55,659 --> 00:33:56,952
All I'm sayin' is...
797
00:33:57,786 --> 00:33:59,163
keep pointing that gun at me
798
00:33:59,329 --> 00:34:01,874
and I will shove it up
your fucking batty crease!
799
00:34:02,041 --> 00:34:03,292
What? Ain't no one shoving nothing
800
00:34:03,459 --> 00:34:05,210
up my bumbum-hole, cuz.
I'll smash your head
801
00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:07,254
- through that fuckin' window.
- You should allow it, fam.
802
00:34:07,463 --> 00:34:09,214
Fuck that! Man's a badman out here, G.
803
00:34:09,423 --> 00:34:11,717
Yeah? Think you're a badman, yeah?
804
00:34:11,884 --> 00:34:12,801
Go on then, shoot me.
805
00:34:12,968 --> 00:34:15,262
Listen, they don't call me "Bipolar Boy"
for nothing, you know.
806
00:34:15,429 --> 00:34:16,805
I'm a fuckin' madman, G!
807
00:34:16,972 --> 00:34:19,058
Now sit the fuck down before
I disable your legs, cuzzy!
808
00:34:19,224 --> 00:34:20,768
Yeah? Is that right, yeah?
809
00:34:21,018 --> 00:34:22,019
Fucking shoot me then!
810
00:34:22,186 --> 00:34:23,437
Shoot the pagan! Pap-pap!
811
00:34:23,604 --> 00:34:25,022
- Goldeneye ting!
- Seriously, allow it, fam.
812
00:34:25,189 --> 00:34:26,607
- I'll shoot you, cuz.
- Fuckin' shoot me!
813
00:34:26,774 --> 00:34:28,108
What do I do, fam? What do I do?
814
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:29,860
- Shoot him!
- I'll shoot you, fam.
815
00:34:30,027 --> 00:34:31,612
- Fuckin' shoot me!
- Riko, shoot!
816
00:34:31,779 --> 00:34:32,780
- Come on! Do it!
- Shoot him.
817
00:34:33,113 --> 00:34:33,989
Fuckin' shoot me!
818
00:34:40,662 --> 00:34:42,956
Yo, fam, are you alright?
819
00:34:43,123 --> 00:34:45,417
I was just joking, man.
The gun ain't even loaded, cuz.
820
00:34:45,626 --> 00:34:47,294
What the fuck did you do, fam?
821
00:34:47,461 --> 00:34:48,504
You fuckin' killed him.
822
00:34:48,670 --> 00:34:51,090
Nah, man.
We were just chattin' and I dunno what--
823
00:34:51,256 --> 00:34:53,300
I think he's just havin' a nap
or something.
824
00:34:53,717 --> 00:34:55,219
He looks dead to me, cuz.
825
00:34:55,844 --> 00:35:00,015
So, that's attempted armed robbery
and murder, so just so you know
826
00:35:00,182 --> 00:35:02,309
you're looking at 30 years plus,
for the both of you, so...
827
00:35:02,851 --> 00:35:05,729
- Now wait, hold on.
- Fam, you know who that is, innit?
828
00:35:05,896 --> 00:35:07,773
That's Leo DeMarco from Skengville, fam.
829
00:35:08,899 --> 00:35:10,692
I can't believe you just duppied him
like that.
830
00:35:10,901 --> 00:35:12,402
You're fucking sick, fam.
831
00:35:12,903 --> 00:35:14,863
Wait, what? That's Leo DeMarco?
832
00:35:15,030 --> 00:35:15,989
Yeah, cuz.
833
00:35:16,156 --> 00:35:17,699
You're on that madman smoke, innit?
834
00:35:17,866 --> 00:35:18,826
No long ting.
835
00:35:18,992 --> 00:35:21,453
Man just run up in there
backed off the bally, robbed the dance!
836
00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:22,496
Killed off Leo!
837
00:35:22,663 --> 00:35:24,790
You're on some fucking Rambo shit, G!
838
00:35:24,957 --> 00:35:26,041
Nah, you're fucking nang!
839
00:35:26,208 --> 00:35:27,376
What was your man's names again?
840
00:35:27,584 --> 00:35:28,585
Riko and Kane, G.
841
00:35:28,752 --> 00:35:29,711
What the fuck, man?
842
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,213
Stop tellin' everyone our names!
843
00:35:31,380 --> 00:35:32,464
Nah, man's cool, G.
844
00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:33,799
Man does full time road too.
845
00:35:33,966 --> 00:35:35,843
I was actually gonna rob this place
as well, but y'know.
846
00:35:36,009 --> 00:35:37,970
Bruv, this ain't no fucking
meet and greet, G.
847
00:35:38,137 --> 00:35:39,429
A'ight, listen. Come, we kick man.
848
00:35:39,596 --> 00:35:40,889
Boydem are gonna be here any minute.
849
00:35:41,056 --> 00:35:42,099
We need to go.
850
00:35:43,433 --> 00:35:45,894
Wait, after all that
you lot don't even want the money now?
851
00:35:48,605 --> 00:35:50,065
Riko and Kane.
852
00:35:51,233 --> 00:35:52,442
Gang, gang.
853
00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:55,070
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
854
00:35:55,571 --> 00:35:57,197
Ian, Bill.
855
00:35:59,116 --> 00:36:00,117
Excuse me,
856
00:36:00,868 --> 00:36:02,119
can you not do that?
857
00:36:02,744 --> 00:36:04,329
You need a hand with that, love?
858
00:36:05,247 --> 00:36:06,373
Fucking tosser.
859
00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:11,336
Think she needs a big wide one
up her ass.
860
00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:12,671
Lighten her load a little.
861
00:36:13,547 --> 00:36:15,090
D'you see who that dark fella was?
862
00:36:15,257 --> 00:36:16,091
Ian,
863
00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:17,467
Bill.
864
00:36:18,927 --> 00:36:20,470
Willy Wanker William!
865
00:36:20,637 --> 00:36:22,973
- Oi-oi!
- It's just William, okay?
866
00:36:23,182 --> 00:36:25,934
No "Willy," no "Wanker," just William.
867
00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:28,228
Okay, "No Willy William."
868
00:36:28,645 --> 00:36:30,397
I'll make another complaint, you know.
869
00:36:30,564 --> 00:36:31,565
I will. I will do it!
870
00:36:31,732 --> 00:36:33,025
Alright, ackee breath!
871
00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:35,652
Very sensitive, you lot, ain't ya?
872
00:36:36,778 --> 00:36:39,406
Always complaining about something.
873
00:36:39,573 --> 00:36:41,533
Ian, I'm gonna go inside
and do the camera checks.
874
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:42,784
No need, Bill.
875
00:36:42,951 --> 00:36:44,161
I checked them already.
876
00:36:44,328 --> 00:36:45,954
They went down at 12:42.
877
00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:47,664
They're still struggling
to get them back on.
878
00:36:47,956 --> 00:36:50,167
An outside interference, it seems.
879
00:36:50,876 --> 00:36:52,085
I must go now.
880
00:36:52,502 --> 00:36:53,795
There are crimes taking place
881
00:36:53,962 --> 00:36:56,215
and as always, I must solve them.
882
00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:57,507
Excuse me, thank you.
883
00:37:02,846 --> 00:37:04,973
I smell fishy fanny here, Billy.
884
00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:06,058
What, mate?
885
00:37:06,308 --> 00:37:08,101
I may not be an expert on these things
886
00:37:08,268 --> 00:37:10,312
but I bet my left ass cheek
887
00:37:10,479 --> 00:37:12,314
on this having something
to do with Shotti!
888
00:37:12,481 --> 00:37:13,690
I'm telling ya, mate,
889
00:37:13,857 --> 00:37:15,150
if we want to start winning
890
00:37:15,484 --> 00:37:18,820
all we've gotta do is catch
the pricks who did this.
891
00:37:18,987 --> 00:37:22,324
If we solve this,
they've gotta start giving us guns
892
00:37:22,491 --> 00:37:24,284
or at least some new tasers.
893
00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:33,210
Do you think feds
are gonna catch man, fam?
894
00:37:33,377 --> 00:37:34,628
I don't wanna go jail.
895
00:37:34,795 --> 00:37:35,921
I can't go jail.
896
00:37:36,213 --> 00:37:38,006
Thirty-five years, nah, man.
897
00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:39,424
Man's all small and all that.
898
00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:41,885
It'll be peak for me in the showers, bro.
I'll get raped.
899
00:37:42,052 --> 00:37:42,886
Probably, fam.
900
00:37:43,053 --> 00:37:43,971
But it's cool.
901
00:37:44,137 --> 00:37:45,222
You're a roadman, innit?
902
00:37:45,514 --> 00:37:46,974
Top gully badman, you get me?
903
00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:49,309
All roadmen have to go prison
sometime, fam.
904
00:37:49,476 --> 00:37:51,645
Tupac, 50 Cent, Giggs,
905
00:37:51,812 --> 00:37:52,896
Nelson Mandela.
906
00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:55,524
It'll make you more certi on the roads,
ya get me?
907
00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:00,779
Where the bumbaclartings are you fuckboys?
908
00:38:00,946 --> 00:38:03,490
You bloody fuck-fucks!
Don't fuck me, I fuck you!
909
00:38:03,949 --> 00:38:05,117
This is peak, man.
910
00:38:05,534 --> 00:38:06,702
Man ain't got no P.
911
00:38:06,868 --> 00:38:08,161
We got Bombay Patel on our backs.
912
00:38:08,328 --> 00:38:10,414
The robbery went wrong.
Man all killed Leo by accident.
913
00:38:10,580 --> 00:38:11,415
Man's lookin' at jail.
914
00:38:11,581 --> 00:38:12,916
I feel to cry, fam. Real talk.
915
00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:15,294
I should've worn my woolly hat, innit?
916
00:38:15,752 --> 00:38:16,712
It's kinda cold.
917
00:38:17,212 --> 00:38:18,297
Yeah, I guess so.
918
00:38:36,898 --> 00:38:38,066
Hey, come on!
919
00:38:38,233 --> 00:38:39,568
- Come on.
- Run that, run that.
920
00:38:39,735 --> 00:38:42,237
- Growing pains, you'll be alright.
- The circle of life and that.
921
00:38:42,404 --> 00:38:44,364
- But you're nearly 40!
- Shut up!
922
00:38:46,408 --> 00:38:48,118
What you man saying?
What you man telling me?
923
00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:49,578
Shit!
924
00:38:50,579 --> 00:38:51,538
Shit!
925
00:38:51,705 --> 00:38:53,123
I beg you don't rob my creps again, fam.
926
00:38:53,290 --> 00:38:55,417
Nah, it's cool, man.
Man heard about what you man done still.
927
00:38:55,584 --> 00:38:56,626
No, that video on Linkup,
928
00:38:56,793 --> 00:38:58,879
that was just a little joke ting
that we tried out, innit?
929
00:38:59,046 --> 00:39:01,089
Nah, man's talking
about you man murking Leo, fam.
930
00:39:01,256 --> 00:39:02,674
- No, that was just an acc--
- What you saying?
931
00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:04,843
- You man not on this ting, yeah?
- It weren't even like that.
932
00:39:05,010 --> 00:39:06,595
You know what man
are calling you on the roads?
933
00:39:06,762 --> 00:39:08,055
Man are calling you Rambo Riko, fam.
934
00:39:08,263 --> 00:39:09,139
Rambo Riko?
935
00:39:09,306 --> 00:39:10,223
How did you do it, G?
936
00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:11,850
Big man, I'm hearing my man
can't die, fam.
937
00:39:12,017 --> 00:39:14,770
I'm hearing 28 lives,
some black magic Obeah settings, fam.
938
00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:16,271
On the real, fam, how'd you kill him?
939
00:39:16,438 --> 00:39:18,273
That's the thing, we didn't actually--
940
00:39:18,482 --> 00:39:20,442
What my boy's trying to say
is of course we murked him, fam.
941
00:39:20,609 --> 00:39:22,069
Fuck a Obeah ting, fam.
942
00:39:22,235 --> 00:39:24,780
I am Mr. Obeah. Mr. Black Magic.
943
00:39:24,946 --> 00:39:27,032
I done anyone's dance, you get me?
944
00:39:27,199 --> 00:39:28,367
Hold on, you didn't even do--
945
00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:30,035
A'ight, easy, easy, easy.
946
00:39:30,202 --> 00:39:31,661
Man don't talk too much. You get me?
947
00:39:31,828 --> 00:39:32,788
Oi! You the man?
948
00:39:32,954 --> 00:39:35,582
A'ight, run that photo. Your phone.
Let's go, let's go!
949
00:39:35,749 --> 00:39:37,250
A'ight, line up, line up!
950
00:39:37,417 --> 00:39:40,087
There you go, let me get the limelight
let me get the main ting, there we go.
951
00:39:40,253 --> 00:39:42,047
- You man in the shot, yeah?
- You man in the shot, yeah?
952
00:39:42,214 --> 00:39:43,298
Nice, nice, nice.
953
00:39:43,465 --> 00:39:44,800
On three, "Riko," fam.
954
00:39:45,217 --> 00:39:46,134
Riko!
955
00:39:46,301 --> 00:39:47,135
Rams!
956
00:39:47,302 --> 00:39:49,137
- Riko!
- Let me see that, fam.
957
00:39:50,764 --> 00:39:52,599
My God, yeah, this is hard.
958
00:39:52,766 --> 00:39:54,226
Hey, what price plan you on, fam?
959
00:39:54,476 --> 00:39:56,812
A'ight, listen!
You man roll safe, you know.
960
00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:59,106
Man hear Leo's brother's lookin'
for you man still.
961
00:39:59,272 --> 00:40:00,774
- What?
- Yeah, boy, when he finds out
962
00:40:00,941 --> 00:40:03,151
he's gonna go mental.
His brother's a fruitcake.
963
00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:06,363
Who's Leo's brother though, fam?
964
00:40:07,656 --> 00:40:08,907
Who's on the greeze?
965
00:40:09,324 --> 00:40:10,700
- Tyreese.
- Tyreese.
966
00:40:11,368 --> 00:40:12,702
Who's got da Ps?
967
00:40:12,869 --> 00:40:14,246
- Tyreese.
- Tyreese.
968
00:40:14,830 --> 00:40:15,747
Grape!
969
00:40:19,668 --> 00:40:20,961
Zoop-zoop, 2-1, fam.
970
00:40:21,128 --> 00:40:22,379
In your face, cuz!
971
00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:24,923
In your face, fam!
972
00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:26,425
Man was just distracted, innit?
973
00:40:26,591 --> 00:40:27,676
About zoop-zoop!
974
00:40:27,843 --> 00:40:29,386
Gimme the fuckin' control pad, rudeboy.
975
00:40:33,265 --> 00:40:34,808
See that goal? Standard procedures.
976
00:40:34,975 --> 00:40:36,268
Next hype, two all!
977
00:40:36,435 --> 00:40:38,061
What you sayin' now? Exactly!
978
00:40:38,228 --> 00:40:39,271
You fuckin' speng!
979
00:40:39,438 --> 00:40:41,064
This is my game, G. My game.
980
00:40:41,231 --> 00:40:42,065
You alright, Tamara?
981
00:40:42,232 --> 00:40:43,066
Yeah, I'm cool.
982
00:40:43,233 --> 00:40:45,444
Don't be talking to no boys,
lickle sketbag donkey head.
983
00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:46,987
Fucking mongoose!
984
00:40:47,195 --> 00:40:50,198
Oi, why the fuck you asking my sister
if she's alright for, fam?
985
00:40:50,365 --> 00:40:52,784
You tryna move to her, blud?
You tryna press her out, blud?
986
00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:54,911
Trying to chirps her up, cuz?
Is that what you tryna do?
987
00:40:55,078 --> 00:40:57,080
You must want man
to confiscate your legs, rudeboy.
988
00:40:57,247 --> 00:40:59,374
Sorry, T-man, didn't mean
no disrespect, fam. I was just...
989
00:40:59,541 --> 00:41:00,709
Damn fucking right.
990
00:41:00,876 --> 00:41:02,919
Standard procedures
about "Are you alright?"
991
00:41:03,086 --> 00:41:05,172
What, you wanna end up like my guy,
with a black eye?
992
00:41:05,380 --> 00:41:06,923
Rah, that all rhymes an' that.
993
00:41:07,090 --> 00:41:08,258
Man's so intelligent out here.
994
00:41:08,425 --> 00:41:09,551
How do I do this?
995
00:41:09,718 --> 00:41:10,760
Anyway, fuck about again,
996
00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:12,512
you get a straight Chinese burn
to the throat.
997
00:41:13,096 --> 00:41:14,723
Rah, you're such a weirdo.
998
00:41:14,890 --> 00:41:16,057
Your mum's a fucking weirdo
999
00:41:16,224 --> 00:41:18,351
and blatantly sucks dick
at the back of the 253 bus.
1000
00:41:18,643 --> 00:41:20,604
So, go suck your mum, you butters sket!
1001
00:41:20,770 --> 00:41:23,148
That's your sister, bro,
that's your mum too.
1002
00:41:23,315 --> 00:41:24,941
Step-sister, dickhead!
1003
00:41:25,108 --> 00:41:26,568
I don't care. I don't care, fam.
1004
00:41:26,735 --> 00:41:29,404
I don't care about anyone.
That's how naughty-waughty I am.
1005
00:41:29,738 --> 00:41:30,906
Yo, T...
1006
00:41:31,072 --> 00:41:31,948
You got a sec?
1007
00:41:32,115 --> 00:41:33,200
Man needs to chat to you still.
1008
00:41:34,367 --> 00:41:35,535
It's about your brother, fam.
1009
00:41:36,912 --> 00:41:38,205
Something's happened.
1010
00:41:38,371 --> 00:41:39,581
What you talking about, blud?
1011
00:41:40,248 --> 00:41:41,917
What you mean something's happened?
1012
00:41:42,751 --> 00:41:46,171
Fam! What the fuck happened?
1013
00:41:46,755 --> 00:41:48,965
Ya making man get butterflies
inna ma belly-tummy, man.
1014
00:41:49,174 --> 00:41:50,926
Man's hearing he's in hospital, blud.
1015
00:41:51,927 --> 00:41:53,303
Think someone run up on him, fam.
1016
00:41:53,595 --> 00:41:56,473
Word on the road is
some brother called Riko did it.
1017
00:41:57,307 --> 00:41:58,350
Wiko?
1018
00:41:59,601 --> 00:42:01,019
Who the fuck is fucking Wiko?
1019
00:42:01,478 --> 00:42:02,437
Oi, Jay.
1020
00:42:02,604 --> 00:42:04,481
Does he roll with Shotti?
Is he one of Shotti's boys?
1021
00:42:04,731 --> 00:42:05,899
I dunno, bro.
1022
00:42:06,107 --> 00:42:08,068
Try move to my brother, yeah?
1023
00:42:08,777 --> 00:42:11,488
My bloodline! My brother, you know.
1024
00:42:15,784 --> 00:42:16,910
Rah, what happened?
1025
00:42:17,118 --> 00:42:18,328
Slapanory Time!
1026
00:42:18,495 --> 00:42:19,663
Shut your gums, rudeboy!
1027
00:42:19,829 --> 00:42:21,039
Man's speaking out here.
1028
00:42:21,206 --> 00:42:22,749
Don't insult man's superior intellect.
1029
00:42:22,916 --> 00:42:25,544
As a sideman,
you only speak when you're spoken to.
1030
00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:27,212
You fucking coleslaw-face.
1031
00:42:27,629 --> 00:42:30,632
Man's gonna fuck this Wiko yute
inside out.
1032
00:42:31,132 --> 00:42:33,510
Wiko and his family and his mandem.
1033
00:42:33,677 --> 00:42:35,595
Man's gonna fuck
his fuckin' neighbors, blud.
1034
00:42:35,762 --> 00:42:37,305
Try touch my boy, you know?
1035
00:42:37,556 --> 00:42:40,725
This Wiko pussy boy
must think he's Captain Planet.
1036
00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:42,978
Well, he's not. I'm Captain Planet.
1037
00:42:43,228 --> 00:42:45,855
Captain Planet, he's a hero
1038
00:42:46,022 --> 00:42:48,024
He's gonna take pollution down to zero
1039
00:42:48,191 --> 00:42:49,150
And you know what?
1040
00:42:49,317 --> 00:42:51,736
I know say it's got somethin'
to do with that pussio, Shotti.
1041
00:42:51,903 --> 00:42:53,280
Fucking dickhead!
1042
00:42:53,446 --> 00:42:54,864
'Bout touch my bro.
1043
00:42:55,031 --> 00:42:57,450
Right, I want all you mans
to hit the woads
1044
00:42:57,617 --> 00:42:58,994
and find this Wiko yute.
1045
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:00,412
I wanna know where he resides,
1046
00:43:00,579 --> 00:43:02,831
where he sleeps, where he buys his weed.
1047
00:43:02,998 --> 00:43:05,125
What color socks he wears,
what size they are.
1048
00:43:05,292 --> 00:43:06,501
I wanna know everything!
1049
00:43:06,668 --> 00:43:08,128
Everything!
1050
00:43:08,378 --> 00:43:13,216
This is big fucking wars
on the woadside, fam!
1051
00:43:13,383 --> 00:43:14,801
I'm sure his brother
will understand though.
1052
00:43:14,968 --> 00:43:15,885
It was an accident, right?
1053
00:43:16,052 --> 00:43:17,429
Bruv, fuck all of that, man.
1054
00:43:17,596 --> 00:43:19,306
The roads think we killed Leo, bro.
1055
00:43:19,472 --> 00:43:21,391
Man's got to run with that narrative,
bruv.
1056
00:43:21,683 --> 00:43:24,019
Man's been waiting for this moment
my whole life.
1057
00:43:24,352 --> 00:43:27,022
It's like we've finally been
verified as bad boys, cuz.
1058
00:43:27,355 --> 00:43:29,816
You can't fuck this up, man.
I'm begging you, bruv.
1059
00:43:30,025 --> 00:43:31,443
You gotta be more gassed.
1060
00:43:31,610 --> 00:43:33,862
You're a killer now. He-Man ting.
1061
00:43:34,529 --> 00:43:36,406
By the power of Grayskull
1062
00:43:36,573 --> 00:43:39,034
you are "Murder Man Reeks".
1063
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:40,243
Murder Man Reeks?
1064
00:43:40,410 --> 00:43:41,703
I fucking like it, fam.
1065
00:43:41,870 --> 00:43:43,913
It gets my bipolar popping, cuz,
I can't even lie.
1066
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:45,165
What about Rambo Riko?
1067
00:43:45,332 --> 00:43:46,499
My guy was saying it earlier.
1068
00:43:46,666 --> 00:43:49,461
'Cause I do think of myself a bit,
you know, a bit Ramboish, cuz.
1069
00:43:49,836 --> 00:43:52,005
I like that!
I like that.
1070
00:43:52,172 --> 00:43:53,590
- Rambo Riko!
- Rambo Riko, whoa!
1071
00:43:53,757 --> 00:43:55,133
Rambo Riko up in here!
1072
00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:56,635
You man Riko and Kane, yeah?
1073
00:43:58,386 --> 00:43:59,554
Yeah, that's right, bro.
1074
00:43:59,721 --> 00:44:00,847
- Riko and Kane.
- Riko and Kane.
1075
00:44:01,014 --> 00:44:02,641
- That's Riko.
- That's Kane.
1076
00:44:02,807 --> 00:44:03,850
- Riko and Kane.
- Riko and Kane.
1077
00:44:04,559 --> 00:44:06,603
Get in the car, fam.
Shotti wants to see you.
1078
00:44:08,313 --> 00:44:09,272
- Shotti?
- Shotti?
1079
00:44:31,628 --> 00:44:33,171
So, you man are Riko and Kane, yeah?
1080
00:44:33,338 --> 00:44:34,339
Yeah, bro.
1081
00:44:34,506 --> 00:44:35,757
- Riko and Kane.
- Riko and Kane.
1082
00:44:35,965 --> 00:44:37,550
- That's Riko.
- That's Kane.
1083
00:44:37,717 --> 00:44:38,802
- Riko and Kane.
- Riko and Kane.
1084
00:44:42,597 --> 00:44:43,682
Riko...
1085
00:44:44,474 --> 00:44:46,393
So, Dwayne tells me
you're the guy that killed Leo.
1086
00:44:48,353 --> 00:44:49,479
Yeah, that's right, bro.
1087
00:44:51,147 --> 00:44:52,357
So, how you kill him?
1088
00:44:54,109 --> 00:44:55,443
D'you know what it was, my guy?
1089
00:44:55,610 --> 00:44:58,154
Man's robbing a bank, innit,
and you got my man whatever his name is.
1090
00:44:58,321 --> 00:45:00,073
He's all up on the wall
tryna flex all sexy and dat
1091
00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:01,366
like he's on some catalogue ting
1092
00:45:01,533 --> 00:45:02,784
and I'm tryna tell my guy, innit
1093
00:45:02,951 --> 00:45:04,786
"Get down on your fucking knees!"
But he's not listening
1094
00:45:04,953 --> 00:45:06,287
and because of a certain someone
1095
00:45:06,454 --> 00:45:09,249
man's only got one gun but it's cool,
so I back out the ting, yeah,
1096
00:45:09,416 --> 00:45:10,917
and he starts saying
that he's gonna punch me
1097
00:45:11,084 --> 00:45:13,128
through the fucking wall
and shove a strap up my bumbum-hole!
1098
00:45:13,294 --> 00:45:15,004
And I said, "Nah, cuz, are you mad?"
1099
00:45:15,171 --> 00:45:16,715
"No one's shovin' no strap
up my batty crease!"
1100
00:45:16,881 --> 00:45:17,966
And then yeah.
1101
00:45:22,971 --> 00:45:23,888
And then what?
1102
00:45:26,683 --> 00:45:27,726
Then man dropped him.
1103
00:45:27,892 --> 00:45:29,185
No long ting. You get me?
1104
00:45:29,352 --> 00:45:31,396
If man comes in our way, we take 'em out.
1105
00:45:31,563 --> 00:45:34,524
Riko and Kane. Bang, bang.
All day, midday.
1106
00:45:34,899 --> 00:45:36,901
Man said, "all day, midday."
1107
00:45:37,193 --> 00:45:38,194
I love that.
1108
00:45:38,403 --> 00:45:40,071
Come on, fam, we does this.
1109
00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:41,823
I'm not gonna lie, we do, fam.
1110
00:45:42,365 --> 00:45:44,576
Where you man from? Cah...
1111
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:46,995
Man ain't really heard of you man before.
1112
00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:49,414
Skengville estate, cuz.
Originally from Goonbred though.
1113
00:45:49,581 --> 00:45:51,291
Same way roadman since birth. Ya get me?
1114
00:45:51,458 --> 00:45:53,168
Click-clack! HM pizzle.
1115
00:45:53,334 --> 00:45:55,044
Bang, bang everywhere gang.
1116
00:45:55,211 --> 00:45:56,379
We do this, cuz.
1117
00:45:56,546 --> 00:45:57,922
These man are mad, you know.
1118
00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:01,259
But I like mad. You get me?
1119
00:46:01,509 --> 00:46:03,678
See? I told you I could find these man.
1120
00:46:04,012 --> 00:46:05,346
Shut up, Dwayne.
1121
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:07,557
Go and bag the food with the youngers.
1122
00:46:07,724 --> 00:46:09,559
It's just like banter, we have a little...
1123
00:46:10,018 --> 00:46:11,352
So, what you saying, mandem?
1124
00:46:12,687 --> 00:46:14,022
Let man put you on, innit?
1125
00:46:14,230 --> 00:46:16,608
Come run with me. M Gang ting.
1126
00:46:17,192 --> 00:46:18,359
Money and murder, cuz.
1127
00:46:18,526 --> 00:46:20,987
Geez! Murkers "R" Us!
1128
00:46:21,154 --> 00:46:22,489
Yeah, murkers are us, G.
1129
00:46:24,032 --> 00:46:25,950
I swear I see you man
on that Linkup video ting though.
1130
00:46:26,117 --> 00:46:27,535
What? You got the wrong people, fam.
1131
00:46:27,702 --> 00:46:29,662
You get me? We don't do no Linkup videos.
1132
00:46:29,829 --> 00:46:32,290
- We keep things mystic out here.
- That's right, Mystic FM, G.
1133
00:46:32,457 --> 00:46:33,708
About Linkup videos.
1134
00:46:33,875 --> 00:46:35,794
Nah, he definitely looked like you man.
1135
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:36,961
No, they weren't us, alright?
1136
00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:38,838
Hey, Shotti, wagwan for your boy, cuz?
1137
00:46:39,005 --> 00:46:40,548
We need some goddamn respect out here.
1138
00:46:40,715 --> 00:46:42,091
We are some trained killers.
1139
00:46:42,258 --> 00:46:43,510
I am an African giant
1140
00:46:43,676 --> 00:46:45,720
and I will burn a boy out here, cuz.
1141
00:46:45,887 --> 00:46:47,222
I furthermore shoot him, cuz.
1142
00:46:47,388 --> 00:46:48,348
Hasn't reached that level.
1143
00:46:48,515 --> 00:46:50,308
- Rambo Riko, shoot him!
- What, now?
1144
00:46:50,475 --> 00:46:51,810
- Yeah, yeah.
- No, no, no.
1145
00:46:51,976 --> 00:46:53,228
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Fuck it.
1146
00:46:53,561 --> 00:46:54,437
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1147
00:46:55,772 --> 00:46:57,315
- Whoa!
- That's what I'm sayin', cuz.
1148
00:46:57,482 --> 00:46:58,525
Rambo Riko up in here.
1149
00:46:58,691 --> 00:47:00,819
I'll shoot him again you know, fam.
Shall I shoot him again?
1150
00:47:00,985 --> 00:47:02,821
- Chill, chill, chill!
- 'Cause you know I would, innit?
1151
00:47:03,071 --> 00:47:04,030
You shoot me!
1152
00:47:04,197 --> 00:47:06,741
My God will not forgive you,
you demonic bastard!
1153
00:47:06,908 --> 00:47:08,493
No, no, no...
1154
00:47:08,660 --> 00:47:10,745
Fuck that,
you man are gonna fuck up my sofa.
1155
00:47:14,582 --> 00:47:16,876
Sorry, Shotti, man.
Man's got mental health issues, innit.
1156
00:47:17,043 --> 00:47:19,671
Mental health awareness and all that,
so I thought I'd let you know. You get me?
1157
00:47:19,838 --> 00:47:21,172
So, what you sayin'?
1158
00:47:22,590 --> 00:47:24,592
You man wanna jump on the wave, yeah?
1159
00:47:26,094 --> 00:47:28,137
Man will put bread in your pockets, fam.
1160
00:47:28,805 --> 00:47:30,682
I just need them young Gs that are on it.
1161
00:47:31,516 --> 00:47:33,977
I need them madman shooters, you get me?
1162
00:47:34,143 --> 00:47:35,979
- Course, fam.
- Yeah, man's fully on that, G.
1163
00:47:36,437 --> 00:47:37,772
That's what I'm talking about.
1164
00:47:38,857 --> 00:47:40,024
Oi, hear what.
1165
00:47:40,483 --> 00:47:41,693
You man smoke weed, yeah?
1166
00:47:42,318 --> 00:47:44,112
Yeah, bro, man definitely does, cuz.
1167
00:47:44,279 --> 00:47:45,363
Oi, Dwayne.
1168
00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:47,991
Get my man a loud pack, yeah?
1169
00:47:50,201 --> 00:47:51,411
Hold this, yeah.
1170
00:47:52,620 --> 00:47:54,247
This is my chain.
1171
00:47:54,873 --> 00:47:58,001
Ain't nobody fuckin' with you
when you got this round your neck.
1172
00:47:58,167 --> 00:47:59,127
You hear me?
1173
00:47:59,669 --> 00:48:01,004
He looks sick, fam.
1174
00:48:01,629 --> 00:48:02,797
Here.
1175
00:48:03,464 --> 00:48:04,674
Proper Cali, cuz.
1176
00:48:04,841 --> 00:48:06,593
Gelato ting, peng.
1177
00:48:06,759 --> 00:48:08,887
I need you man do
a quick little run for me, yeah?
1178
00:48:12,056 --> 00:48:13,057
Lose this bag,
1179
00:48:13,224 --> 00:48:14,976
or what's meant to come back to me,
1180
00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:19,147
and you ain't gonna have no neck
to put no chain on, fam. You get me?
1181
00:48:23,735 --> 00:48:25,653
Dwayne, anything they need, yeah?
1182
00:48:25,820 --> 00:48:26,905
And take the Porsche.
1183
00:48:27,071 --> 00:48:29,532
And someone come clean this place up
before my mum walks in!
1184
00:48:29,908 --> 00:48:31,451
Come, we hit the roads, mandem.
1185
00:48:31,618 --> 00:48:33,286
- Puh, puh, puh
- It's Riko and Kane, fam
1186
00:48:33,453 --> 00:48:34,954
- Puh, puh, puh
- We're in the game, fam
1187
00:48:35,121 --> 00:48:36,706
- Puh, puh, puh
- You know our names, fam!
1188
00:48:36,873 --> 00:48:38,583
- Puh, puh, puh
- We bring the pain, fam!
1189
00:48:38,750 --> 00:48:40,251
- Puh, puh, puh
- You know our names, fam
1190
00:48:40,418 --> 00:48:41,377
Puh, puh, puh
1191
00:48:42,003 --> 00:48:43,338
I'm telling you, Billy,
1192
00:48:43,504 --> 00:48:45,465
those two are the contract killers.
1193
00:48:45,673 --> 00:48:47,050
Are you sure about that, Ian?
1194
00:48:47,216 --> 00:48:49,844
I mean, they don't look
like your usual contract killer type.
1195
00:48:50,178 --> 00:48:52,180
They're fucking Black boys, ain't they?
1196
00:48:52,347 --> 00:48:53,389
They behave...
1197
00:48:53,556 --> 00:48:54,974
all, you know...
1198
00:48:55,683 --> 00:48:56,559
Black!
1199
00:48:56,726 --> 00:48:58,102
That one's not even Black though!
1200
00:48:58,269 --> 00:49:00,146
He is. Alright, his skin isn't.
1201
00:49:00,396 --> 00:49:01,522
But I'm tellin' ya.
1202
00:49:01,898 --> 00:49:03,399
He's got that look, ain't he?
1203
00:49:04,275 --> 00:49:05,610
- What look?
- I dunno!
1204
00:49:06,027 --> 00:49:07,904
All that urban malarky.
1205
00:49:08,071 --> 00:49:11,282
That "wagwan famalam, innit" look.
1206
00:49:11,699 --> 00:49:14,494
All that cocoa butter goes to their heads,
don't it?
1207
00:49:14,869 --> 00:49:16,037
I don't get it, mate.
1208
00:49:16,371 --> 00:49:18,289
What the fuck goes on
in that head of yours?
1209
00:49:20,208 --> 00:49:22,168
Why have you always gotta talk like this?
1210
00:49:24,253 --> 00:49:25,755
I-- I-- I...
1211
00:49:25,922 --> 00:49:27,632
I don't want to talk about it, alright?
1212
00:49:28,633 --> 00:49:29,759
So, what now then?
1213
00:49:29,968 --> 00:49:31,844
We wait, follow them
1214
00:49:32,553 --> 00:49:34,931
and gather as much information as we can
1215
00:49:35,223 --> 00:49:38,810
and then we pounce like a fucking puma.
1216
00:50:45,793 --> 00:50:47,795
- Hello...
- What?
1217
00:50:47,962 --> 00:50:49,797
Calm down, let me have a word--
1218
00:50:51,632 --> 00:50:53,342
- Chill, chill, chill.
- What you doing, bruv?
1219
00:50:53,634 --> 00:50:55,511
- Stop!
- Hey, what you doing, fam?
1220
00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:57,055
Who the fuck are you, fam?
1221
00:50:57,221 --> 00:50:59,307
Don't worry about who I am.
Leave the pretty girl alone, innit?
1222
00:50:59,474 --> 00:51:01,142
- Look, it's fine.
- No, it's not fine.
1223
00:51:01,309 --> 00:51:03,019
Man's moving
like he's Harvey Weinstein out here.
1224
00:51:03,186 --> 00:51:04,353
Harvey Weinstein, what?
1225
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:06,564
You know who the fuck you're talking to?
1226
00:51:06,731 --> 00:51:08,357
Do you know who the fuck I am?
1227
00:51:08,566 --> 00:51:09,734
It's man like Melvin.
1228
00:51:09,901 --> 00:51:12,236
- Man ought to punch you in your face.
- Yeah?
1229
00:51:25,541 --> 00:51:26,459
Kane!
1230
00:51:27,376 --> 00:51:28,252
Kane!
1231
00:51:29,462 --> 00:51:30,338
Kane!
1232
00:51:30,963 --> 00:51:32,632
Allow it, man!
1233
00:52:07,291 --> 00:52:09,502
Hi, my name's Riko.
1234
00:52:09,710 --> 00:52:12,088
I hope you don't mind me saying
but you are beautiful.
1235
00:52:14,507 --> 00:52:15,466
Hold on.
1236
00:52:30,648 --> 00:52:32,441
- Wait, wait--
- Hadouken!
1237
00:52:46,747 --> 00:52:48,749
Riko! Riko!
1238
00:53:11,272 --> 00:53:12,273
That's right!
1239
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:14,233
Riko and Kane up in this bitch!
1240
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:16,861
Man like a Black GI Joe!
1241
00:53:17,570 --> 00:53:18,571
Pussy!
1242
00:53:19,030 --> 00:53:20,323
I didn't even get your name, you know.
1243
00:53:20,907 --> 00:53:21,991
It's Tamara.
1244
00:53:22,158 --> 00:53:23,659
Are you taking the mickey, rudeboy?
1245
00:53:23,826 --> 00:53:25,912
Are you really tryna draw a ting
right now?
1246
00:53:26,078 --> 00:53:28,122
This ain't a ting, fam. This is Tamara.
1247
00:53:28,289 --> 00:53:31,584
You man, come. We gotta kick.
Come, man. We need to kick, fam.
1248
00:53:31,751 --> 00:53:33,753
Take care, Tamara, yeah?
I hope you have a lovely evening.
1249
00:53:48,643 --> 00:53:49,769
Broski.
1250
00:53:50,478 --> 00:53:51,520
Look at you.
1251
00:53:52,313 --> 00:53:53,731
Face all dry and that.
1252
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:01,405
We was just about to take over, fam.
1253
00:54:02,031 --> 00:54:03,574
Do the mazzer on Shotti.
1254
00:54:04,158 --> 00:54:05,159
Conquer the world.
1255
00:54:06,202 --> 00:54:08,871
From London to New York, you said.
1256
00:54:10,039 --> 00:54:11,165
Now look at you.
1257
00:54:11,415 --> 00:54:13,542
Some fucking couch potato.
1258
00:54:14,377 --> 00:54:15,670
Wake up, man!
1259
00:54:15,836 --> 00:54:17,046
I need you, man.
1260
00:54:17,213 --> 00:54:19,006
I can't do this without you, bro!
1261
00:54:19,173 --> 00:54:21,259
It was me and you. It was us, remember?
1262
00:54:21,425 --> 00:54:22,927
Bromo gang, remember?
1263
00:54:23,094 --> 00:54:24,303
Big bro, lickle bro!
1264
00:54:24,470 --> 00:54:26,347
- Big bro, lickle bro!
- Hey, fam, I don't think--
1265
00:54:26,514 --> 00:54:27,974
Don't fucking touch me, man!
1266
00:54:28,140 --> 00:54:29,433
Fucking mongoose!
1267
00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:36,190
Man has done
a little wibbly-wobbly one there still.
1268
00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:38,150
Man was on a Lion King vibe, innit?
1269
00:54:38,317 --> 00:54:39,652
Mufasa ting, you know them ones.
1270
00:54:43,030 --> 00:54:43,990
But fuck all of that.
1271
00:54:44,156 --> 00:54:46,158
This ain't no fucking Disney Plus ting,
fam.
1272
00:54:46,367 --> 00:54:48,160
Man needs to get on my Scarface ting.
1273
00:54:48,327 --> 00:54:49,954
Hunt down that cockroach, Wiko.
1274
00:54:50,121 --> 00:54:51,914
Who does he think he is, bro?
1275
00:54:52,081 --> 00:54:53,457
Touch my bro, ya na?
1276
00:54:53,624 --> 00:54:54,583
My bro!
1277
00:54:54,750 --> 00:54:57,503
No one touches my bro but me!
1278
00:54:57,670 --> 00:54:59,130
Will you keep it down, please?
1279
00:54:59,297 --> 00:55:01,257
There's some seriously ill people in here,
trying to rest.
1280
00:55:01,424 --> 00:55:03,175
Shut your mouth,
you butters horseface donkey sket.
1281
00:55:03,342 --> 00:55:04,927
I'll dash you out the fucking window,
you clown.
1282
00:55:05,386 --> 00:55:06,304
Fuck her, man.
1283
00:55:06,679 --> 00:55:07,680
I would, fam.
1284
00:55:07,847 --> 00:55:09,974
Can't we just circle the block
and find this Riko, innit?
1285
00:55:10,141 --> 00:55:11,267
Whore!
1286
00:55:12,601 --> 00:55:14,437
So, where the fuck is this Wiko?
1287
00:55:15,229 --> 00:55:16,939
Has anyone got any credentials on him?
1288
00:55:17,940 --> 00:55:19,984
Try touch my family, ya na!
1289
00:55:20,151 --> 00:55:23,779
Nah, this guy must be some kinda madman.
1290
00:55:24,613 --> 00:55:25,990
Blud, I think I'm in love.
1291
00:55:26,449 --> 00:55:28,743
Riko and Tamara. It's all got
that Romeo and Juliet vibe.
1292
00:55:28,909 --> 00:55:29,869
Alie, fam?
1293
00:55:30,036 --> 00:55:31,120
Tamara, fam?
1294
00:55:32,079 --> 00:55:33,581
Blud, that's Leo's stepsister.
1295
00:55:33,748 --> 00:55:36,584
Don't lie. She was peng though.
Alie, fam?
1296
00:55:36,751 --> 00:55:37,960
Didn't you hear him, bruv?
1297
00:55:38,127 --> 00:55:40,212
That's Leo's sister, bruv.
Don't be ringing her, you know.
1298
00:55:40,379 --> 00:55:41,589
He actually said stepsister, fam.
1299
00:55:42,340 --> 00:55:44,425
But yeah, I hear ya.
Did you smell her hair though, cuz?
1300
00:55:44,592 --> 00:55:46,218
I smelt it
when I was standing close to her.
1301
00:55:46,385 --> 00:55:47,845
It all smelt like wild strawberries.
1302
00:55:48,888 --> 00:55:50,306
Man said wild strawberries.
1303
00:55:50,473 --> 00:55:51,640
You're fucking sick.
1304
00:55:51,807 --> 00:55:53,476
Man's trying to draw down
a dead man's sister
1305
00:55:53,642 --> 00:55:54,852
while smacking up bare man.
1306
00:55:55,603 --> 00:55:57,605
Rambo Riko!
1307
00:55:57,938 --> 00:55:59,982
I can't lie though.
I've never seen nothing like it.
1308
00:56:00,149 --> 00:56:01,984
Maybe WrestleMania but never in real life.
1309
00:56:02,318 --> 00:56:03,402
Bad man ting, G.
1310
00:56:03,569 --> 00:56:05,237
Come on, fam, that's how we roll, G.
1311
00:56:05,404 --> 00:56:06,989
Badder man for any badder man.
1312
00:56:07,156 --> 00:56:10,326
I dunno what happened.
I just saw red and went all bipolar.
1313
00:56:10,701 --> 00:56:11,744
You got bipolar, fam?
1314
00:56:12,453 --> 00:56:13,329
Yeah, bro.
1315
00:56:13,913 --> 00:56:14,872
That's sick.
1316
00:56:15,164 --> 00:56:16,665
I want some of that bipolar shit too, fam.
1317
00:56:16,832 --> 00:56:18,626
No, cuz, you don't. Trust me. It's dead.
1318
00:56:18,793 --> 00:56:19,877
It's fucking long.
1319
00:56:20,044 --> 00:56:21,670
Certain times I feel like a madman.
1320
00:56:21,837 --> 00:56:23,589
Certain times you are a madman, fam.
1321
00:56:23,756 --> 00:56:25,466
Nothing wrong
with being a little bit mad though, cuz.
1322
00:56:25,633 --> 00:56:26,592
Man, you don't understand.
1323
00:56:26,759 --> 00:56:28,677
Man have to take meds every day and shit.
1324
00:56:28,844 --> 00:56:30,888
It's fucking dead, and sometimes...
1325
00:56:32,306 --> 00:56:33,265
I dunno, I...
1326
00:56:33,891 --> 00:56:35,893
I just feel kind of lost,
if I'm being honest.
1327
00:56:36,519 --> 00:56:37,603
I feel your pain, bro.
1328
00:56:38,979 --> 00:56:40,523
- Man's autistic, innit?
- Is it?
1329
00:56:40,689 --> 00:56:42,858
- Sick.
- Yeah, man, so...
1330
00:56:43,275 --> 00:56:44,944
man say if you ever need to talk, innit.
1331
00:56:45,319 --> 00:56:47,363
Men should be able
to talk about they problems more.
1332
00:56:48,072 --> 00:56:50,074
What the fuck, fam?
1333
00:56:50,241 --> 00:56:52,952
Man's got Jesus and Gandhi
in the fucking whip.
1334
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:55,579
Bruv, fuck all this NHS
special needs talk, bruv.
1335
00:56:55,746 --> 00:56:56,997
Come and get the bag
1336
00:56:57,164 --> 00:56:59,583
give it to Shotti and park off, blud.
I'm fuckin' hungry.
1337
00:57:00,042 --> 00:57:00,960
Where's the bag, fam?
1338
00:57:01,127 --> 00:57:02,461
- What bag, fam?
- The bag, cuz.
1339
00:57:02,628 --> 00:57:03,963
What do you mean, "The bag, cuz"?
1340
00:57:04,130 --> 00:57:05,840
No, no, I swear I gave it to you--
1341
00:57:06,006 --> 00:57:07,341
No, you had the bag, fam.
1342
00:57:07,508 --> 00:57:09,051
I had the bag and I said,
"Kane, hold this."
1343
00:57:09,218 --> 00:57:10,761
Bruv, I don't remember
you saying that, fam.
1344
00:57:10,928 --> 00:57:12,012
I definitely did though, cuz.
1345
00:57:12,179 --> 00:57:14,140
I 'member giving it to you like this,
I was like this, cuz.
1346
00:57:14,306 --> 00:57:16,100
How the fuck did you lose the bag, man?
1347
00:57:16,267 --> 00:57:17,810
- Look for it, blud.
- No, it's not here, cuz.
1348
00:57:17,977 --> 00:57:20,396
We're gonna have to go back.
We're gonna have to go back, cuz.
1349
00:57:20,563 --> 00:57:23,315
Blud, man can't lose the bag.
We definitely have to go back.
1350
00:57:23,524 --> 00:57:24,608
Fuck!
1351
00:57:25,234 --> 00:57:26,735
- Shit!
- Shit.
1352
00:57:26,902 --> 00:57:28,237
It's RoboCop time, baby!
1353
00:57:31,365 --> 00:57:33,367
Go faster, man, faster!
1354
00:57:36,287 --> 00:57:37,788
Put your foot down, Billy!
1355
00:57:38,038 --> 00:57:39,123
Can't fuckin' see 'em.
1356
00:57:55,139 --> 00:57:57,600
Where are you two pussyclartings?
1357
00:58:55,449 --> 00:58:56,659
Bruv, where's Dwayne?
1358
00:58:56,825 --> 00:58:58,369
Ain't nobody got time for that!
1359
00:59:00,955 --> 00:59:02,164
Hey, Riko!
1360
00:59:02,873 --> 00:59:03,916
Kane!
1361
00:59:06,669 --> 00:59:08,754
Shit, I can smell petrol, bro, come on!
1362
00:59:08,921 --> 00:59:09,880
Bruv, I can't get out!
1363
00:59:10,047 --> 00:59:11,257
Don't worry, I've got you, bro.
1364
00:59:11,423 --> 00:59:12,591
Foot's stuck, help.
1365
00:59:13,217 --> 00:59:14,385
Help me.
1366
00:59:15,970 --> 00:59:16,929
Riko...
1367
00:59:19,974 --> 00:59:20,975
Come on.
1368
00:59:42,371 --> 00:59:44,039
For fuck's sake. Split up!
1369
00:59:48,877 --> 00:59:50,296
Come here, you little shit!
1370
01:00:26,832 --> 01:00:27,916
Shit!
1371
01:00:28,083 --> 01:00:29,835
Oi! Come here!
1372
01:00:42,598 --> 01:00:43,557
Fuck me!
1373
01:00:45,392 --> 01:00:46,393
Fuck off!
1374
01:00:48,687 --> 01:00:50,397
Come on, you two, get after him!
1375
01:00:55,152 --> 01:00:56,236
What the fuck, man?
1376
01:01:17,966 --> 01:01:19,009
Nice little doggie!
1377
01:01:19,927 --> 01:01:20,886
Nice little doggie!
1378
01:01:27,267 --> 01:01:28,394
You alright up there, mate?
1379
01:01:28,936 --> 01:01:31,313
Yeah. Just walkin' my dog, innit?
1380
01:01:39,571 --> 01:01:41,156
Who the fuck do you think you are?
1381
01:01:41,532 --> 01:01:42,491
Usain Bolt?
1382
01:01:42,658 --> 01:01:43,992
Yeah, bro, you dickhead.
1383
01:01:54,378 --> 01:01:55,921
Alright, shitface?
1384
01:01:56,088 --> 01:01:57,840
You ain't so clever now, are ya?
1385
01:02:00,718 --> 01:02:02,386
How long am I gonna be in here, man?
1386
01:02:04,888 --> 01:02:06,306
How long am I gonna be in here?
1387
01:02:06,473 --> 01:02:07,433
Fuck's sake!
1388
01:02:09,059 --> 01:02:10,310
I feel really hot in here!
1389
01:02:13,522 --> 01:02:14,815
Should've took my meds today, man.
1390
01:02:14,982 --> 01:02:15,983
I swear I'm buggin' out.
1391
01:02:16,150 --> 01:02:16,942
Fuck's sake.
1392
01:02:17,109 --> 01:02:18,444
How long am I gonna be in here?
1393
01:02:18,610 --> 01:02:20,487
Come on! I knew I should've took...
1394
01:02:20,904 --> 01:02:21,822
Kane!
1395
01:02:22,030 --> 01:02:23,866
I knew I shoulda took my meds today!
1396
01:02:25,325 --> 01:02:26,201
Freezin' in here!
1397
01:02:26,368 --> 01:02:27,286
I feel really hot in here!
1398
01:02:27,453 --> 01:02:28,871
I shoulda took my meds today, man.
1399
01:02:29,037 --> 01:02:29,913
Fuck's sake!
1400
01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:31,081
I'm buggin' out, man.
1401
01:02:32,624 --> 01:02:33,625
Kane!
1402
01:02:34,877 --> 01:02:36,378
Kane, man! Kane, you sleepin'?
1403
01:02:36,545 --> 01:02:37,880
I don't fuckin' feel right.
1404
01:02:42,885 --> 01:02:43,886
Yo, boss!
1405
01:02:44,553 --> 01:02:46,972
Can man get a cigarette,
or a zoot or somethin'?
1406
01:02:49,183 --> 01:02:50,309
I won't tell you again.
1407
01:02:50,517 --> 01:02:51,769
Shut the fuck up!
1408
01:03:11,622 --> 01:03:12,539
Get up.
1409
01:03:13,207 --> 01:03:14,333
So, how do you know Shotti, then?
1410
01:03:14,500 --> 01:03:15,542
Shotti?
1411
01:03:16,001 --> 01:03:18,837
What the fuck is that?
Some kind of potty you shit in?
1412
01:03:19,004 --> 01:03:19,880
Shotti?
1413
01:03:20,130 --> 01:03:21,256
Yeah, I know him still.
1414
01:03:21,924 --> 01:03:23,884
I must have fitted a kitchen for him once
a few years back.
1415
01:03:24,134 --> 01:03:25,552
Yeah, nice guy.
1416
01:03:25,719 --> 01:03:27,262
Why didn't you stop the car?
1417
01:03:27,429 --> 01:03:28,472
Car? What car?
1418
01:03:28,639 --> 01:03:29,890
I weren't drivin' no car.
1419
01:03:30,057 --> 01:03:31,391
I was just walkin' my dog, innit?
1420
01:03:31,558 --> 01:03:32,768
To be honest, I can't even drive.
1421
01:03:32,935 --> 01:03:35,437
Well, I did once, 'cause Kane got
waved on some XlX Vodka.
1422
01:03:35,604 --> 01:03:38,065
I had to drive him home but it was
just the one time still, I promise.
1423
01:03:39,733 --> 01:03:40,943
Is this Shotti's chain?
1424
01:03:41,235 --> 01:03:42,528
No, that's my one, innit?
1425
01:03:42,694 --> 01:03:44,279
Like he's got one and I've got one.
1426
01:03:44,446 --> 01:03:45,447
So, like one each, innit?
1427
01:03:46,365 --> 01:03:48,075
What does "MGANG" stand for?
1428
01:03:48,242 --> 01:03:50,369
The "M" stands for motivation, meditation
and music.
1429
01:03:50,577 --> 01:03:53,497
I must say, I've been getting
into a lot of yoga recently still.
1430
01:03:57,084 --> 01:03:58,418
Woosa.
1431
01:04:00,629 --> 01:04:02,339
Wagwan with all these questions, man?
1432
01:04:02,506 --> 01:04:04,299
Movin' like it's Mastermind or something?
1433
01:04:04,466 --> 01:04:05,843
Has Riko had his phone call yet?
1434
01:04:06,343 --> 01:04:08,095
'Cause you know
when Riko has his phone call
1435
01:04:08,262 --> 01:04:09,638
we're out of here, you get me?
1436
01:04:09,805 --> 01:04:12,307
Man's got dat topboy Jewish solicitor.
1437
01:04:13,100 --> 01:04:15,644
And when he's finished with you and you,
1438
01:04:15,811 --> 01:04:18,522
I'm expecting a full-blown apology letter.
1439
01:04:18,689 --> 01:04:21,775
Ya get me? And that's some
Mary had a curry goat, brother.
1440
01:04:22,943 --> 01:04:23,902
Hello, Tamara.
1441
01:04:24,695 --> 01:04:26,154
Yeah, who's this?
1442
01:04:26,321 --> 01:04:27,447
It's me, Riko.
1443
01:04:27,656 --> 01:04:29,241
I thought I'd just call and say hello.
1444
01:04:29,408 --> 01:04:30,576
It was really nice meeting you.
1445
01:04:30,742 --> 01:04:33,662
- I wish I coulda stayed and spoke to you.
- That was crazy what happened.
1446
01:04:33,829 --> 01:04:35,247
I've never seen anything like it.
1447
01:04:35,414 --> 01:04:37,207
Yeah, that was a bit of a mad one.
1448
01:04:37,374 --> 01:04:39,418
It's just my stepdad used
to try and hit my mum, innit,
1449
01:04:39,585 --> 01:04:40,752
so I'm totally against that shit.
1450
01:04:40,919 --> 01:04:42,379
When I saw that guy
troubling you like that.
1451
01:04:42,546 --> 01:04:43,589
I dunno, it just...
1452
01:04:43,755 --> 01:04:44,882
It just brought out bad memories.
1453
01:04:45,048 --> 01:04:46,383
That guy was one of my brother's friends
1454
01:04:46,550 --> 01:04:49,428
and I actually fucking hate him,
so thank you.
1455
01:04:50,137 --> 01:04:51,763
Yeah, your brother...
1456
01:04:52,556 --> 01:04:53,974
That's why I wanted to call, innit?
1457
01:04:54,141 --> 01:04:55,851
It-- It was me, I was at the bank
1458
01:04:56,018 --> 01:04:58,312
and I killed your brother Leo,
I didn't mean to...
1459
01:04:58,478 --> 01:05:00,063
- it just happened all so quick.
- What?
1460
01:05:00,230 --> 01:05:01,815
- You didn't kill him.
- No, I did.
1461
01:05:01,982 --> 01:05:03,483
I dunno how.
I think I've just got this power,
1462
01:05:03,650 --> 01:05:04,735
I felt it from young.
1463
01:05:04,902 --> 01:05:06,528
My brother had a heart attack.
1464
01:05:06,820 --> 01:05:09,156
He's had the condition
ever since he was a kid.
1465
01:05:09,489 --> 01:05:10,699
But he's awake now.
1466
01:05:10,866 --> 01:05:11,825
Wait, what?
1467
01:05:12,409 --> 01:05:13,577
Leo had a heart attack?
1468
01:05:14,077 --> 01:05:17,164
- So, it wasn't my fault?
- No, it wasn't your fault, Riko.
1469
01:05:17,664 --> 01:05:20,000
- Is that Riko?
- Yeah. Hold on.
1470
01:05:20,167 --> 01:05:21,293
He wants to talk to you.
1471
01:05:21,877 --> 01:05:22,920
Riko...
1472
01:05:25,255 --> 01:05:26,840
I want to thank you, my brother.
1473
01:05:27,466 --> 01:05:28,926
You saved my life, bro.
1474
01:05:29,134 --> 01:05:30,510
I've seen the light.
1475
01:05:31,094 --> 01:05:32,429
Thank you, my brother.
1476
01:05:34,181 --> 01:05:35,849
Look, Riko, I gotta go.
1477
01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:38,810
I gotta call my other stepbrother
and let him know
1478
01:05:39,186 --> 01:05:41,104
and also to tell him
that it wasn't your fault.
1479
01:05:41,438 --> 01:05:44,107
Yeah. Yeah, if you could tell him
that'd be decent still.
1480
01:05:44,274 --> 01:05:45,192
I will, Riko.
1481
01:05:45,359 --> 01:05:46,777
Well, look, I better go.
1482
01:05:46,944 --> 01:05:47,819
Be safe
1483
01:05:47,986 --> 01:05:49,947
and I'll talk to you later.
1484
01:05:50,113 --> 01:05:51,949
Alright. Bye, beautiful.
1485
01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:54,409
That was Leo's sister.
1486
01:05:54,576 --> 01:05:55,869
She said Leo had a heart attack.
1487
01:05:56,036 --> 01:05:58,080
- That means I didn't kill him!
- Is that right, sunshine?
1488
01:05:59,039 --> 01:06:00,540
Well, you just wait right there
1489
01:06:00,874 --> 01:06:02,626
and I'm gonna go and check that out.
1490
01:06:02,793 --> 01:06:03,961
Gimme that fuckin' phone.
1491
01:06:05,879 --> 01:06:06,838
Come here!
1492
01:06:07,005 --> 01:06:08,465
Allow it, I ain't done nuffin!
1493
01:06:08,632 --> 01:06:10,050
It was just a zoot, bro.
1494
01:06:10,217 --> 01:06:11,426
"Just a zoot," he says.
1495
01:06:11,593 --> 01:06:12,928
If my calculations are correct
1496
01:06:13,095 --> 01:06:14,346
the last time I checked
1497
01:06:14,513 --> 01:06:17,015
cannabis was still an illegal substance.
1498
01:06:17,182 --> 01:06:19,142
Please, bro, come on, man.
I'm sorry, innit?
1499
01:06:19,309 --> 01:06:21,061
Justice must be served!
1500
01:06:21,228 --> 01:06:24,690
Now get in the car.
I am not going to ask you again.
1501
01:06:27,901 --> 01:06:30,112
I told you, get in the car!
1502
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:33,323
Rah.
1503
01:06:36,201 --> 01:06:38,453
- Oi, is that Wiko, fam?
- Fam, I don't think that's him.
1504
01:06:38,620 --> 01:06:41,832
- You just ran over a fed.
- So, what though? Is he Wiko?
1505
01:06:41,999 --> 01:06:43,125
I don't think so.
1506
01:06:43,291 --> 01:06:44,459
How do you know, fam?
1507
01:06:44,626 --> 01:06:45,877
Do you know what Wiko looks like?
1508
01:06:46,086 --> 01:06:48,296
- Nah.
- So, what the fuck are you doing
1509
01:06:48,463 --> 01:06:50,549
coming out the car telling me
that this ain't Wiko, hm?
1510
01:06:50,716 --> 01:06:52,009
How do you know that information?
1511
01:06:52,175 --> 01:06:53,719
How do you know if this is Wiko or not?
1512
01:06:53,885 --> 01:06:55,762
He could all be a fed. Oi!
1513
01:06:56,763 --> 01:06:58,348
What the fuck are you lookin' at?
1514
01:06:58,515 --> 01:06:59,725
Are you Wiko?
1515
01:06:59,891 --> 01:07:01,143
Hey, Wiko!
1516
01:07:01,309 --> 01:07:02,436
He's gone mad, fam.
1517
01:07:02,978 --> 01:07:03,979
He's lost it.
1518
01:07:04,146 --> 01:07:06,606
Wiko, you fuckin' lickle pussy boy!
1519
01:07:06,773 --> 01:07:08,150
Where are you?
1520
01:07:08,316 --> 01:07:10,027
Where are you, little shitbag?
1521
01:07:10,193 --> 01:07:13,113
You can wun but you can't hide!
1522
01:07:14,489 --> 01:07:16,074
Oh my days!
1523
01:07:16,533 --> 01:07:17,909
It's the Murkle Man!
1524
01:07:24,708 --> 01:07:26,418
Murkle Man!
1525
01:07:32,841 --> 01:07:35,427
It's the Murkle Man!
1526
01:07:35,802 --> 01:07:38,722
Cuz, your timing is impeccable, rudeboy.
1527
01:07:38,972 --> 01:07:40,307
Proper superhero tings.
1528
01:07:40,474 --> 01:07:41,349
It's the Murkle Man.
1529
01:07:41,516 --> 01:07:42,893
Seckle!
1530
01:07:43,060 --> 01:07:44,227
I need your help, fam.
1531
01:07:44,644 --> 01:07:46,646
Please tell me you know who this Wiko is.
1532
01:07:47,147 --> 01:07:49,733
I need to know who he is
and where he was at.
1533
01:07:50,067 --> 01:07:51,943
Please, tell me
you know this information, fam?
1534
01:07:52,110 --> 01:07:53,487
You might have to circle still.
1535
01:07:53,987 --> 01:07:56,907
I see Riko, fam,
he was all chillin' in Faces.
1536
01:07:57,365 --> 01:07:58,825
What? Faces?
1537
01:07:59,034 --> 01:08:00,118
Yeah, fam.
1538
01:08:00,285 --> 01:08:01,661
And he was all chillin' with your sister.
1539
01:08:01,995 --> 01:08:03,163
Murkle!
1540
01:08:03,330 --> 01:08:05,415
I'm not gonna lie, fam,
she was looking kinda...
1541
01:08:05,582 --> 01:08:06,833
neckle!
1542
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:10,128
Can you shut the fuck up?
I'm tryna watch Gogglebox!
1543
01:08:10,629 --> 01:08:12,089
Suck your mum!
1544
01:08:12,839 --> 01:08:14,257
Murkle!
1545
01:08:21,306 --> 01:08:22,641
What the fuck?
1546
01:08:22,808 --> 01:08:23,934
My sister, blud?
1547
01:08:24,101 --> 01:08:26,561
Wiko is tryna chirps
and press my sister, blud?
1548
01:08:26,853 --> 01:08:29,189
This dickhead must think
that he's me, fam!
1549
01:08:29,356 --> 01:08:31,900
Wiko! You fucking lickle pussio!
1550
01:08:32,067 --> 01:08:33,902
I'm coming for you!
1551
01:08:34,069 --> 01:08:37,155
Fam, your sister just rang man
and said that Leo's cool, bro.
1552
01:08:37,322 --> 01:08:38,573
He woke up, fam.
1553
01:08:38,865 --> 01:08:40,033
He's alive and that.
1554
01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:41,159
What?
1555
01:08:41,368 --> 01:08:43,120
Bruv, your brother's cool.
1556
01:08:43,620 --> 01:08:45,330
He's all saying he wants to talk to you.
1557
01:08:45,705 --> 01:08:48,291
Cuz, I know I've got a huge brain
and all that
1558
01:08:48,458 --> 01:08:50,877
but all this information
is too much for my head top, fam.
1559
01:08:51,044 --> 01:08:53,338
Come like some Christmas special
of Emmerdale Farm, fam!
1560
01:08:53,505 --> 01:08:56,591
Too much is going on to rasclart!
1561
01:09:00,887 --> 01:09:01,888
Little bro.
1562
01:09:04,724 --> 01:09:06,476
I thought I'd lost you, big bro.
1563
01:09:06,726 --> 01:09:08,061
Never, family.
1564
01:09:08,228 --> 01:09:09,563
Never.
1565
01:09:11,106 --> 01:09:12,107
T...
1566
01:09:12,566 --> 01:09:13,942
T!
1567
01:09:14,943 --> 01:09:16,194
I gotta chat to you, innit?
1568
01:09:18,905 --> 01:09:21,992
All the badness and wickedness we do...
1569
01:09:23,827 --> 01:09:27,164
all the lengin' and drillin' we've done...
1570
01:09:30,750 --> 01:09:32,627
it's gotta stop, my bro.
1571
01:09:34,045 --> 01:09:35,297
It's all wrong.
1572
01:09:35,797 --> 01:09:38,925
We gotta stop with all this madness.
1573
01:09:39,968 --> 01:09:42,012
Man has seen the light, G.
1574
01:09:42,262 --> 01:09:43,638
Jesus!
1575
01:09:43,805 --> 01:09:47,184
He came to me, into my heart!
1576
01:09:47,559 --> 01:09:49,936
What the fuck are you talkin' about, bro?
1577
01:09:50,103 --> 01:09:51,313
Trust me, bro...
1578
01:09:52,606 --> 01:09:53,607
I've seen the light.
1579
01:09:55,525 --> 01:09:57,068
I've been awoken.
1580
01:09:57,235 --> 01:09:58,236
What light?
1581
01:09:58,820 --> 01:10:00,614
What the fuck are you talkin' about, bro?
1582
01:10:01,448 --> 01:10:02,866
It was probably this light, fam.
1583
01:10:04,201 --> 01:10:05,619
What the fuck is this?
1584
01:10:06,119 --> 01:10:07,829
What the fuck have you been inhaling, bro?
1585
01:10:07,996 --> 01:10:08,955
Oi, Tamara,
1586
01:10:09,164 --> 01:10:10,624
what the fuck is wrong with him?
1587
01:10:10,957 --> 01:10:12,584
Nothing, he's fine.
1588
01:10:12,792 --> 01:10:14,336
Even the doctor said he's fine.
1589
01:10:16,004 --> 01:10:19,841
Oi, and what the fuck are you
doing sleeping with the enemeny!
1590
01:10:20,008 --> 01:10:20,926
What?
1591
01:10:21,092 --> 01:10:22,844
What are you talking about?
1592
01:10:23,386 --> 01:10:25,055
Tryna fuck that Wiko yute, yeah?
1593
01:10:25,222 --> 01:10:27,641
I'm hearing you was all lipsin'
him up and conversating with him.
1594
01:10:27,891 --> 01:10:29,643
Oi, big up Riko, cuz.
1595
01:10:30,185 --> 01:10:31,603
A proper shepherd.
1596
01:10:32,062 --> 01:10:33,313
I weren't lipsin' him.
1597
01:10:33,647 --> 01:10:35,065
I just met him.
1598
01:10:35,232 --> 01:10:37,150
And he's cool, we were just chattin'.
1599
01:10:37,317 --> 01:10:38,818
Fucking hoebag!
1600
01:10:39,069 --> 01:10:40,779
Imbeciles every-where.
1601
01:10:41,238 --> 01:10:42,447
What you sayin' then, bro?
1602
01:10:42,614 --> 01:10:44,532
Do you want man
to keep looking for Riko, yeah?
1603
01:10:44,699 --> 01:10:45,742
Duh!
1604
01:10:45,909 --> 01:10:46,993
Of course, fam.
1605
01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:48,662
Are you dyslexic or something?
1606
01:10:49,329 --> 01:10:50,956
He tried touch my brother
1607
01:10:51,122 --> 01:10:51,957
and now look at him.
1608
01:10:52,123 --> 01:10:53,041
He's all gay and that!
1609
01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:54,751
Nah, fam.
1610
01:10:55,001 --> 01:10:56,836
I'm gonna touch him up differently...
1611
01:10:57,379 --> 01:10:59,047
super violating.
1612
01:10:59,506 --> 01:11:01,967
He ain't even gonna see man comin'.
1613
01:11:05,845 --> 01:11:06,888
You're free to go, mate.
1614
01:11:07,055 --> 01:11:08,807
What? I'm allowed to go, yeah?
1615
01:11:08,974 --> 01:11:10,016
Yes, mate.
1616
01:11:11,101 --> 01:11:13,186
Just sign this and you're a free man.
1617
01:11:13,353 --> 01:11:14,437
You got a pen at all?
1618
01:11:14,646 --> 01:11:15,647
Yeah.
1619
01:11:17,357 --> 01:11:18,525
That's a nice pen, man.
1620
01:11:18,692 --> 01:11:20,193
Yeah, you can keep it.
1621
01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:21,444
You know, look.
1622
01:11:21,611 --> 01:11:23,071
You like flashy things, don't ya?
1623
01:11:23,238 --> 01:11:24,864
Look at that. Look at that. Look at that.
1624
01:11:25,365 --> 01:11:26,908
Souvenir, go on.
1625
01:11:27,075 --> 01:11:28,285
Sick. Safe, fam.
1626
01:11:28,451 --> 01:11:30,161
Yeah, come on, Bill, let's go.
1627
01:11:33,373 --> 01:11:36,042
Man try and lock me up
like some cage animal.
1628
01:11:36,209 --> 01:11:38,086
This ain't 12 Years a Slave, cuzzy.
1629
01:11:38,253 --> 01:11:39,546
This is Sumotherhood.
1630
01:11:39,921 --> 01:11:41,047
Fam...
1631
01:11:41,256 --> 01:11:44,092
Pinky's been blowin' up man's phone.
He's on to man differently.
1632
01:11:44,259 --> 01:11:46,636
Silly Billy wanna test moi.
1633
01:11:46,803 --> 01:11:48,680
Fuck that! Man's certi.
1634
01:11:48,847 --> 01:11:52,309
One call to the connect and bam!
Man buss case.
1635
01:11:52,475 --> 01:11:53,393
No.
1636
01:11:53,560 --> 01:11:55,395
Man didn't even call Uncle Bernstein,
you know.
1637
01:11:55,562 --> 01:11:56,646
I called Tamara still.
1638
01:11:56,813 --> 01:11:59,357
She said I didn't kill her brother, fam.
He's alive and it was an accident.
1639
01:11:59,524 --> 01:12:02,027
That means I can fall in love with Tamara
after all. Alie, fam?
1640
01:12:02,193 --> 01:12:04,154
You used your phone call
to call Tamara, blud?
1641
01:12:04,446 --> 01:12:06,614
Are you fucking crazy, cuz?
1642
01:12:06,948 --> 01:12:08,116
Are you not listening, fam?
1643
01:12:08,283 --> 01:12:10,410
I told her what happened
and she's cool with it, bro.
1644
01:12:10,827 --> 01:12:12,954
You're a proper idiot, cuz.
1645
01:12:13,747 --> 01:12:14,664
Fuck.
1646
01:12:15,415 --> 01:12:16,916
Come, we go and link Shotti, man.
1647
01:12:17,083 --> 01:12:18,293
Let's explain all this.
1648
01:12:18,460 --> 01:12:20,253
Where the fuck you man been?
1649
01:12:22,756 --> 01:12:25,216
Oh, cuz,
man got into a lickle madness, innit?
1650
01:12:25,383 --> 01:12:26,384
Us man went to the club,
1651
01:12:26,593 --> 01:12:27,844
Dwayne spoke to security,
1652
01:12:28,011 --> 01:12:29,054
us man went inside.
1653
01:12:29,220 --> 01:12:30,805
Then man see bare tings there, bro.
1654
01:12:30,972 --> 01:12:32,932
Then I see my man, innit,
bussed him the P.
1655
01:12:33,099 --> 01:12:34,017
He gave man the food,
1656
01:12:34,184 --> 01:12:35,977
was like "Rah, that's a lot of food."
1657
01:12:36,144 --> 01:12:37,979
Took that, then us man was dussing out
1658
01:12:38,146 --> 01:12:40,857
then I see the pengest ting, bro,
like she was proper peng.
1659
01:12:43,026 --> 01:12:45,487
Fuck are you talking about, bruv?
Are you fucking high or somethin'?
1660
01:12:45,904 --> 01:12:47,614
Nah, nah.
Man only had two draw today still.
1661
01:12:47,781 --> 01:12:49,199
I'm just saying the ting was peng, bro.
1662
01:12:49,366 --> 01:12:50,658
Then man got into a little passa.
1663
01:12:50,825 --> 01:12:51,701
Us man were kicking out
1664
01:12:51,868 --> 01:12:53,370
and then boydem were on to us, innit?
1665
01:12:53,536 --> 01:12:54,412
Brother!
1666
01:12:55,163 --> 01:12:56,706
Where the fuck is my food?
1667
01:12:59,459 --> 01:13:00,377
Shotti, cuz--
1668
01:13:00,543 --> 01:13:02,212
Shut your mouth, Dwayne.
1669
01:13:02,462 --> 01:13:03,922
I'mma deal with you separate.
1670
01:13:05,006 --> 01:13:06,383
Ask you again, fam.
1671
01:13:07,967 --> 01:13:09,094
Where the fuck is my food?
1672
01:13:09,260 --> 01:13:10,345
The food, see...
1673
01:13:10,512 --> 01:13:12,180
See, I gave it to Kane, yeah,
but now he's sayin--
1674
01:13:12,347 --> 01:13:13,473
What? Don't even try it, fam!
1675
01:13:13,640 --> 01:13:14,766
Okay.
1676
01:13:14,933 --> 01:13:17,310
So, you tryna take man for some dickhead,
innit?
1677
01:13:17,477 --> 01:13:18,353
Calm.
1678
01:13:20,730 --> 01:13:23,108
Oi, take off my chain.
1679
01:13:23,274 --> 01:13:25,276
I don't want to get his blood on it
when I shoot him.
1680
01:13:25,652 --> 01:13:26,611
Take that off, man.
1681
01:13:27,821 --> 01:13:28,905
Come on, bro, man.
1682
01:13:29,072 --> 01:13:30,824
So what?
You wanna rob me of my food, yeah?
1683
01:13:30,990 --> 01:13:32,450
Nah, nah, it weren't even like that, fam.
1684
01:13:41,334 --> 01:13:42,210
Hello?
1685
01:13:49,384 --> 01:13:50,552
Say nuttin'.
1686
01:13:55,181 --> 01:13:56,266
Rah!
1687
01:13:57,892 --> 01:14:00,103
You man are somethin' else.
1688
01:14:00,603 --> 01:14:03,022
Man was just about
to shoot all three of you on the spot
1689
01:14:03,273 --> 01:14:06,693
and man's hearing
that you smacked up Melvin and his boys
1690
01:14:06,860 --> 01:14:07,861
in Faces, yeah?
1691
01:14:10,029 --> 01:14:11,781
You a bunch of lucky yutes.
1692
01:14:12,532 --> 01:14:14,409
Oi, fuck the package.
1693
01:14:14,784 --> 01:14:16,828
Man smacked up Melvin!
1694
01:14:16,995 --> 01:14:18,913
I've had beef with that dickhead
for years.
1695
01:14:19,622 --> 01:14:20,790
So, what did you do to him?
1696
01:14:20,957 --> 01:14:22,584
Cuz, man just went all bipolar with it,
innit?
1697
01:14:22,750 --> 01:14:25,044
First, I sparked him in the face,
then I bottled him,
1698
01:14:25,211 --> 01:14:27,172
then I picked up a chair,
then man did a elbow drop.
1699
01:14:27,338 --> 01:14:28,298
Man said "elbow drop"!
1700
01:14:28,465 --> 01:14:30,008
Ay, bruv, that's what we do, Shotti.
1701
01:14:30,175 --> 01:14:32,177
You get me? Anytime, anywhere.
1702
01:14:32,343 --> 01:14:34,345
Unlimited usage. You get me?
1703
01:14:35,472 --> 01:14:36,890
A'ight, but, uh, Shotti...
1704
01:14:38,933 --> 01:14:40,602
When do we get paid, 'cause...
1705
01:14:41,603 --> 01:14:44,355
man owes 15 bags to a certain someone,
you get me?
1706
01:14:44,522 --> 01:14:45,565
What?
1707
01:14:46,232 --> 01:14:48,401
Don't be talking to me about no P, fam.
1708
01:14:48,902 --> 01:14:51,196
About you owe a certain man 15 bags.
1709
01:14:51,362 --> 01:14:53,531
Blud, you owe me 20 fuckin' bags, blud.
1710
01:14:53,698 --> 01:14:54,824
That's how much you lost.
1711
01:14:57,243 --> 01:14:58,203
But don't worry.
1712
01:14:58,453 --> 01:15:00,580
Man's gonna put that loss aside
for the time being.
1713
01:15:00,747 --> 01:15:02,457
Man can pattern that. Don't watch that.
1714
01:15:02,916 --> 01:15:04,918
Man will make you run that back
in favors.
1715
01:15:06,503 --> 01:15:08,213
I all got a favor now still.
1716
01:15:08,671 --> 01:15:11,716
Man's gotta go Docklands,
and rob some Polish donnies.
1717
01:15:12,425 --> 01:15:14,594
But this time, I'm gonna come with you
1718
01:15:14,761 --> 01:15:17,096
and see your murder game for myself.
1719
01:15:17,263 --> 01:15:18,348
You get me?
1720
01:15:18,515 --> 01:15:19,766
Nah, man's kinda tired, you know.
1721
01:15:19,933 --> 01:15:21,559
It's just man ain't really slept yet,
innit.
1722
01:15:21,726 --> 01:15:23,645
Man ain't askin' for a favor, cuz.
1723
01:15:23,811 --> 01:15:25,813
Man's tellin' you, that's the favor.
1724
01:15:25,980 --> 01:15:27,106
You understand?
1725
01:15:27,315 --> 01:15:28,441
Bro, say no more.
1726
01:15:28,608 --> 01:15:30,818
'Cause man don't even like Polish people,
you get me?
1727
01:15:30,985 --> 01:15:32,695
Remember my man Falaski and that, yeah?
1728
01:15:32,862 --> 01:15:34,989
Bruv, he all fucked up my mum's flooring,
man.
1729
01:15:35,156 --> 01:15:36,824
- I remember that, bruv.
- Fuck all that!
1730
01:15:37,116 --> 01:15:38,868
You lot go downstairs and wait, innit?
1731
01:15:39,035 --> 01:15:39,953
Get tooled up.
1732
01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:42,914
Man's gonna ride out in a sec still.
1733
01:15:49,462 --> 01:15:51,005
Oi, you man, I left my phone.
1734
01:15:51,172 --> 01:15:52,924
- I'll meet man downstairs, yeah?
- Cool.
1735
01:15:54,509 --> 01:15:55,969
Tamara, you alright, darlin'?
1736
01:15:56,302 --> 01:15:57,554
I didn't know if you was gonna call.
1737
01:15:58,221 --> 01:16:01,140
I was actually calling
to see what you were doing now.
1738
01:16:01,683 --> 01:16:02,934
I was thinking,
1739
01:16:03,226 --> 01:16:04,394
maybe if you ain't busy,
1740
01:16:04,561 --> 01:16:06,396
we could link up or something?
1741
01:16:06,563 --> 01:16:07,689
What, now?
1742
01:16:08,314 --> 01:16:10,608
- Well, I'm just about to go Docklands.
- Docklands?
1743
01:16:10,817 --> 01:16:12,110
Yeah, I just gotta sort somethin' out.
1744
01:16:12,277 --> 01:16:13,319
Okay, cool.
1745
01:16:13,486 --> 01:16:15,446
When you get there, send me your location
1746
01:16:15,613 --> 01:16:16,739
and I'll come and see you.
1747
01:16:16,906 --> 01:16:18,366
Yeah, no, definitely.
I'll send you location
1748
01:16:18,533 --> 01:16:20,368
as soon as I get there. 007 ting.
1749
01:16:20,535 --> 01:16:21,452
Okay, cool.
1750
01:16:21,661 --> 01:16:22,579
See you later.
1751
01:16:22,745 --> 01:16:24,497
Yeah. Yeah, see you in a bit.
1752
01:16:33,506 --> 01:16:35,341
Well done, you lickle sketbag.
1753
01:16:35,883 --> 01:16:37,427
You're a dead man...
1754
01:16:39,512 --> 01:16:41,723
Motherfucker!
1755
01:16:56,904 --> 01:16:58,114
What you doing in here?
1756
01:16:58,740 --> 01:17:00,450
You're meant to wait outside
and be lookout.
1757
01:17:00,950 --> 01:17:02,243
Fuckin' dickhead.
1758
01:17:03,620 --> 01:17:04,579
I see...
1759
01:17:05,705 --> 01:17:07,498
Hey, what you man sayin'? You ready, yeah?
1760
01:17:07,665 --> 01:17:08,458
Come on, man.
1761
01:17:08,625 --> 01:17:10,918
Man was born ready, G.
What, they here now, yeah?
1762
01:17:11,085 --> 01:17:12,795
'Cause I'll gun a man down now, you know.
1763
01:17:12,962 --> 01:17:13,796
No long ting.
1764
01:17:13,963 --> 01:17:15,381
Dun know. Click-clack.
1765
01:17:16,591 --> 01:17:18,843
Yo, fam. Polish mandem are here, you know.
1766
01:17:19,010 --> 01:17:19,969
Cool.
1767
01:17:20,136 --> 01:17:21,554
You man get the ting ready, yeah?
1768
01:17:21,721 --> 01:17:22,805
Mandem.
1769
01:17:30,897 --> 01:17:32,273
You man work for Krzysztof, yeah?
1770
01:17:32,607 --> 01:17:33,691
Yes, my friend.
1771
01:17:33,858 --> 01:17:35,610
So, what you saying, broskis?
1772
01:17:36,277 --> 01:17:37,403
You got some money for me, yeah?
1773
01:17:37,695 --> 01:17:39,739
- You got the drugs?
- Of course, man.
1774
01:17:39,906 --> 01:17:40,990
Always got drugs.
1775
01:17:51,793 --> 01:17:52,710
Click-clack.
1776
01:17:52,877 --> 01:17:54,212
- It's Riko and Kane.
- It's Riko and Kane.
1777
01:17:54,379 --> 01:17:55,463
- That's Riko.
- That's Kane.
1778
01:17:55,630 --> 01:17:56,631
- Riko and Kane.
- Riko and Kane.
1779
01:17:56,798 --> 01:17:58,216
- We bring the pain.
- We bring the pain.
1780
01:17:58,383 --> 01:17:59,676
Yo, Reeks, get the bag, fam.
1781
01:17:59,842 --> 01:18:01,052
Give man the bag, cuz.
1782
01:18:02,345 --> 01:18:04,180
I told you that pen was a little beauty!
1783
01:18:04,764 --> 01:18:06,391
Built-in mic, GPRS
1784
01:18:06,557 --> 01:18:07,934
and it's got a torch!
1785
01:18:08,101 --> 01:18:11,145
I feel like James fucking Bond out here!
1786
01:18:11,896 --> 01:18:14,482
Ian, I think you're taking all this
a bit too far.
1787
01:18:14,941 --> 01:18:16,234
It's getting pretty serious in there.
1788
01:18:16,401 --> 01:18:17,777
We should call it in and wait for backup.
1789
01:18:17,985 --> 01:18:19,696
Nah, fuck that, Billy!
1790
01:18:19,862 --> 01:18:20,738
Let's go!
1791
01:18:25,159 --> 01:18:26,494
Who the fuck are you two?
1792
01:18:26,786 --> 01:18:28,329
We are the Polish people.
1793
01:18:28,746 --> 01:18:29,747
Dob-chez!
1794
01:18:29,914 --> 01:18:32,083
No, we are the Polish people.
1795
01:18:32,250 --> 01:18:35,044
No, vee are da Polish people!
1796
01:18:35,211 --> 01:18:36,254
Dob-chez!
1797
01:18:37,463 --> 01:18:39,757
Yes, we are the Polish people.
1798
01:18:39,924 --> 01:18:40,925
So, who the fuck sent you?
1799
01:18:41,092 --> 01:18:43,761
Poldolski sent us, Iach-shee-mesh.
1800
01:18:43,928 --> 01:18:45,346
What the fuck is going on here, fam?
1801
01:18:45,513 --> 01:18:47,306
What you sayin', famalam?
1802
01:18:48,474 --> 01:18:50,810
Everyone drop your weapons.
1803
01:18:50,977 --> 01:18:52,019
The fuck are you doing here?
1804
01:18:52,186 --> 01:18:54,230
Shut up! Man ain't even talking to you.
1805
01:18:55,815 --> 01:18:57,608
Bet you weren't expecting me, were ya?
1806
01:18:57,775 --> 01:18:59,777
See? Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
1807
01:19:00,945 --> 01:19:02,739
You men underestimate
the power of planning.
1808
01:19:02,905 --> 01:19:05,241
Proper preparation
prevents poor performance.
1809
01:19:05,408 --> 01:19:07,785
Man's a fucking professional out here.
1810
01:19:08,244 --> 01:19:10,163
Oi! Don't be tryna move, fam.
1811
01:19:10,329 --> 01:19:12,373
You best keep that dry crusty
peanut head of yours still
1812
01:19:12,540 --> 01:19:15,168
before man start putting holes in man.
Ya get me?
1813
01:19:15,835 --> 01:19:18,796
And that goes for any of you Mongolians
tryna play Commando.
1814
01:19:19,088 --> 01:19:20,548
I'm the Bruce Willis out here.
1815
01:19:20,715 --> 01:19:22,467
This is my movie!
1816
01:19:23,009 --> 01:19:26,929
Now, who the fuck is Wiko?
1817
01:19:29,932 --> 01:19:30,933
Are you Wiko, fam?
1818
01:19:31,350 --> 01:19:33,478
I said, are you Wiko, fam?
1819
01:19:33,644 --> 01:19:35,021
You know what? You just missed him, innit.
1820
01:19:35,188 --> 01:19:36,731
He just popped to the shops.
You want anything?
1821
01:19:36,939 --> 01:19:39,066
You tryna take man
for some fucking Lenny Henry, blud?
1822
01:19:39,358 --> 01:19:40,860
Open your mouth! Say "ah."
1823
01:19:43,070 --> 01:19:45,156
Now, I'm gonna ask you again.
1824
01:19:45,573 --> 01:19:47,825
Are you Wiko, fam?
1825
01:19:47,992 --> 01:19:48,993
I'm Riko, fam.
1826
01:19:49,202 --> 01:19:50,077
You?
1827
01:19:50,244 --> 01:19:51,412
Don't piss me off, fam.
1828
01:19:51,579 --> 01:19:53,164
Be careful, bro,
you don't want it with Riko.
1829
01:19:53,331 --> 01:19:54,290
Shut up!
1830
01:19:54,582 --> 01:19:56,751
Fuck sake, man. I had you covered, bruv.
1831
01:19:56,918 --> 01:19:58,836
The shop story was workin'.
All you had to do was--
1832
01:19:59,003 --> 01:19:59,837
Shut up, you neek.
1833
01:20:00,004 --> 01:20:01,380
So, you're Wiko, yeah?
1834
01:20:02,340 --> 01:20:04,258
This weird-looking hairy yute?
1835
01:20:05,051 --> 01:20:07,762
So, you're the dickhead
that touched my brother, yeah?
1836
01:20:08,262 --> 01:20:09,514
- Bro, I know--
- I swear, blud,
1837
01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:10,765
say something, anything,
1838
01:20:10,932 --> 01:20:13,643
anything and I will
blow your head bareback, fam.
1839
01:20:15,144 --> 01:20:16,437
What you sayin' now?
1840
01:20:16,729 --> 01:20:18,022
Where's all that energy now, fam?
1841
01:20:18,272 --> 01:20:19,857
- Where's that energy now, yeah?
- That's what I was trying to tell you--
1842
01:20:20,024 --> 01:20:21,776
Oh my days, you fucking cowpat!
1843
01:20:21,943 --> 01:20:24,612
What did I say? I said say anything!
1844
01:20:24,779 --> 01:20:26,322
Anything!
1845
01:20:27,490 --> 01:20:29,367
You know what? Credit's done.
1846
01:20:30,034 --> 01:20:32,328
It's game over!
1847
01:20:33,830 --> 01:20:34,956
Any last words, blud?
1848
01:20:35,122 --> 01:20:36,624
- Listen, bro--
- Time's up.
1849
01:20:36,791 --> 01:20:38,209
Enough of your bad breath lyrics, fam.
1850
01:20:38,376 --> 01:20:39,794
Stop! Don't shoot him, Theodore!
1851
01:20:39,961 --> 01:20:40,795
Tamara!
1852
01:20:40,962 --> 01:20:42,380
- Whoa...
- Theodore?
1853
01:20:42,547 --> 01:20:43,464
Who the fuck is Theodore?
1854
01:20:43,631 --> 01:20:45,633
What the fuck is going on here?
1855
01:20:45,842 --> 01:20:47,051
The fuck are you doing here?
1856
01:20:47,218 --> 01:20:49,136
I told you to wait in the car!
1857
01:20:49,303 --> 01:20:51,681
Riko didn't even do anything,
it was just a stupid argument.
1858
01:20:52,682 --> 01:20:54,809
You better shut your fuckin mouth,
you fuckin' whore,
1859
01:20:54,976 --> 01:20:57,061
or I swear to Allahu Akbar!
1860
01:20:57,270 --> 01:20:58,813
Bro, that's what I've been tryna tell you,
man.
1861
01:20:58,980 --> 01:21:01,524
I didn't mean to hurt your brother, cuz.
It was just an accident.
1862
01:21:02,775 --> 01:21:04,026
I didn't even touch him.
1863
01:21:05,611 --> 01:21:07,029
I promise you, I'm not a killer.
1864
01:21:08,197 --> 01:21:09,282
What the fuck?
1865
01:21:09,782 --> 01:21:11,200
So, you're tellin' me you didn't kill Leo?
1866
01:21:12,159 --> 01:21:14,912
- No, I thought I killed him but then--
- So you did try kill my brother?
1867
01:21:15,079 --> 01:21:16,622
Nah, I thought I did but I didn't mean to
1868
01:21:16,789 --> 01:21:19,125
and then Tamara was like
"Leo's cool and I was chattin' to him"
1869
01:21:19,292 --> 01:21:20,835
and he's like "Yeah, we're blessed, bro."
1870
01:21:21,002 --> 01:21:23,129
What? So, Leo ain't dead?
1871
01:21:24,964 --> 01:21:25,965
No, he's alive.
1872
01:21:26,132 --> 01:21:27,675
I wasn't sure how to tell you still.
1873
01:21:27,842 --> 01:21:29,385
What, and you was talkin' to him?
1874
01:21:30,303 --> 01:21:31,846
What the fuck is this?
1875
01:21:32,179 --> 01:21:33,639
Who the fuck are you, man?
1876
01:21:33,890 --> 01:21:36,267
I'm Kane, that's Riko--
1877
01:21:36,434 --> 01:21:37,810
- Shut the fuck up!
- Shut the fuck up!
1878
01:21:38,978 --> 01:21:39,854
Hold up!
1879
01:21:40,104 --> 01:21:41,522
Back up, back up, back up.
1880
01:21:41,689 --> 01:21:43,608
I got beef with these pussios too.
1881
01:21:43,858 --> 01:21:44,942
Wagwan, bro.
1882
01:21:47,695 --> 01:21:48,988
What the fuck happened to you, fam?
1883
01:21:49,155 --> 01:21:50,239
Minor, bro.
1884
01:21:50,406 --> 01:21:53,159
Couple cracked ribs,
broke both my arms above the elbow,
1885
01:21:53,326 --> 01:21:55,244
broke a collarbone, broke both my legs.
1886
01:21:55,411 --> 01:21:57,288
It's minor though,
I can still bang out, you get me?
1887
01:21:57,455 --> 01:21:59,040
This pussio caught me off-guard.
1888
01:21:59,206 --> 01:22:00,333
Right, that's gas, man.
1889
01:22:00,499 --> 01:22:02,793
We had you out good and proper.
Light work.
1890
01:22:02,960 --> 01:22:05,755
What? Hey, fuck this skinny
tall Tinie Tempah wannabe.
1891
01:22:05,922 --> 01:22:06,839
Shoot him in the pum-pum.
1892
01:22:07,006 --> 01:22:09,592
Hey, no more interruptions for you man.
1893
01:22:10,551 --> 01:22:12,303
It's personal time.
1894
01:22:17,224 --> 01:22:18,768
The fuck is that noise, rah?
1895
01:22:20,728 --> 01:22:21,979
Yeah, what is that?
1896
01:22:22,271 --> 01:22:23,689
Swear that's coming from you, fam.
1897
01:22:23,856 --> 01:22:26,442
Nah, it's nothing. It's just somethin'
I got from the police station, innit?
1898
01:22:30,696 --> 01:22:32,615
Rah! Man's a fucking fed, fam!
1899
01:22:32,782 --> 01:22:34,033
He's all recording, man!
1900
01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:35,076
What the fuck?
1901
01:22:35,242 --> 01:22:36,202
You man are feds now, yeah?
1902
01:22:36,369 --> 01:22:37,244
- What?
- What?
1903
01:22:37,411 --> 01:22:38,913
What? I got beat up by a fed?
1904
01:22:39,080 --> 01:22:40,706
What? No, course man ain't a fed.
1905
01:22:40,873 --> 01:22:42,416
I'm not a fed, darlin'.
1906
01:22:42,583 --> 01:22:44,293
Don't chat to my sister, blud!
1907
01:22:44,460 --> 01:22:47,964
What? After everything we've been through,
fam, you went to cooperate with the feds?
1908
01:22:48,130 --> 01:22:49,298
Are you trying to set me up too?
1909
01:22:49,465 --> 01:22:50,716
Nah, it's not even like that, bro.
1910
01:22:51,050 --> 01:22:52,593
I can't believe it, fam.
1911
01:22:52,885 --> 01:22:54,595
Man all sleep together, fam.
1912
01:22:56,055 --> 01:22:58,349
Okay, I haven't got time for all this.
1913
01:22:58,516 --> 01:22:59,642
Deal's off.
1914
01:22:59,809 --> 01:23:01,519
Whoa! How you gonna be
pointing a gun at me, man?
1915
01:23:01,686 --> 01:23:02,520
It's me! Allow that, bro!
1916
01:23:02,687 --> 01:23:03,688
Yo, hold up, blud.
1917
01:23:03,854 --> 01:23:05,523
Nah, I feel violated, blud.
1918
01:23:05,731 --> 01:23:07,149
How could you do this to man, fam?
1919
01:23:07,316 --> 01:23:08,859
Man could have snitched together, cuz.
1920
01:23:09,026 --> 01:23:11,028
I'm not a snitch
and I'm not workin' with the feds
1921
01:23:11,195 --> 01:23:12,738
and stop pointing that fucking gun at me,
man.
1922
01:23:12,905 --> 01:23:14,532
Real talk, it's making me bug out, G.
1923
01:23:14,699 --> 01:23:16,200
Don't tell me what to do, bro.
1924
01:23:18,661 --> 01:23:19,912
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1925
01:23:20,079 --> 01:23:21,747
I don't like
how everyone's just picking up guns
1926
01:23:21,914 --> 01:23:23,958
like it's some Woolworths
free for all pick-n-mix.
1927
01:23:24,125 --> 01:23:25,334
How'd you like it then, fam?
1928
01:23:25,501 --> 01:23:26,377
It's like that, yeah?
1929
01:23:26,544 --> 01:23:27,461
It's not like that, bro.
1930
01:23:27,628 --> 01:23:28,629
The pen weren't even mine.
1931
01:23:28,796 --> 01:23:30,214
- He gave it to me!
- Who?
1932
01:23:30,381 --> 01:23:31,340
My man over there!
1933
01:23:33,843 --> 01:23:34,927
Tell 'em to get back.
1934
01:23:36,262 --> 01:23:37,930
Back 'em off, Brillo pad!
1935
01:23:40,599 --> 01:23:41,809
Back 'em off.
1936
01:23:42,143 --> 01:23:43,394
Go on, now!
1937
01:23:44,437 --> 01:23:45,438
That's right.
1938
01:23:45,813 --> 01:23:47,481
Mr. Cow Foot and Butterbeans.
1939
01:23:47,648 --> 01:23:48,482
What? Fuck that.
1940
01:24:26,187 --> 01:24:27,063
Shots fired!
1941
01:24:27,438 --> 01:24:28,939
Assistance required!
1942
01:24:29,106 --> 01:24:30,399
Help me, I'm gonna die!
1943
01:24:34,904 --> 01:24:35,821
Come on!
1944
01:24:36,280 --> 01:24:37,615
Fucking come on!
1945
01:24:39,033 --> 01:24:40,117
Pow, pow, pow!
1946
01:24:40,659 --> 01:24:41,577
You dickhead!
1947
01:24:42,328 --> 01:24:43,204
Take that, Leroy!
1948
01:24:43,412 --> 01:24:45,206
Pussio! Pussio, blud!
1949
01:24:45,790 --> 01:24:47,416
Do your research about me!
1950
01:24:47,666 --> 01:24:49,168
Ya Black bastard!
1951
01:24:49,794 --> 01:24:50,669
Yippee ki-yay!
1952
01:24:53,798 --> 01:24:55,466
Pow! Pow! Pow!
1953
01:24:58,594 --> 01:24:59,970
Hey, Tyreese, is that you, fam?
1954
01:25:00,137 --> 01:25:01,138
I beg you help me, bro.
1955
01:25:01,305 --> 01:25:02,181
Man's in a hurry, innit?
1956
01:25:02,640 --> 01:25:03,766
You got my deets, innit?
1957
01:25:03,933 --> 01:25:05,101
DM me!
1958
01:25:05,267 --> 01:25:06,268
Tyreese, no!
1959
01:25:06,769 --> 01:25:08,771
- Tyreese...
- Come on, Billy!
1960
01:25:08,938 --> 01:25:10,898
Where are ya? You're missing all the fun!
1961
01:25:26,205 --> 01:25:27,998
How you gonna dark me like that, man?
1962
01:25:28,165 --> 01:25:30,167
We're supposed to be brothers!
How you set me up like that?
1963
01:25:30,334 --> 01:25:31,502
I didn't even do nothing, cuz.
1964
01:25:31,669 --> 01:25:33,170
I'd never dark you like that, fam.
1965
01:25:33,379 --> 01:25:35,798
Come on, bro. BFF, fam.
1966
01:25:36,257 --> 01:25:37,258
Best friends forever.
1967
01:25:37,424 --> 01:25:39,760
What? Allow that, that's moist, cuz.
1968
01:25:39,927 --> 01:25:40,928
Man!
1969
01:25:44,932 --> 01:25:46,642
- You ready, fam?
- I'm ready, fam.
1970
01:25:55,067 --> 01:25:56,110
- Click-clack.
- Click-clack.
1971
01:26:00,990 --> 01:26:01,866
Blud, I've been shot.
1972
01:26:02,032 --> 01:26:04,076
Can everyone stop gettin' shot?
1973
01:26:04,243 --> 01:26:05,077
I'm gonna die.
1974
01:26:05,244 --> 01:26:06,078
I can feel it.
1975
01:26:06,245 --> 01:26:07,663
Tell Tamara I love her, cuz,
1976
01:26:07,830 --> 01:26:09,915
and tell her not to go out
with anyone else if I die, fam.
1977
01:26:11,625 --> 01:26:12,585
Please don't die, fam.
1978
01:26:14,003 --> 01:26:15,963
Man still owe Pinky 15 bags, cuz!
1979
01:26:16,255 --> 01:26:18,090
- Tamara!
- Come on, get up.
1980
01:26:18,340 --> 01:26:20,217
You're gonna be fine
but we gotta go right now.
1981
01:26:20,759 --> 01:26:21,844
Come on, fam.
1982
01:26:24,597 --> 01:26:25,556
Go, fam, go!
1983
01:26:29,101 --> 01:26:30,227
Where you going, fam?
1984
01:26:30,394 --> 01:26:32,313
I told you them Riko and Kane,
them man aren't worth it.
1985
01:26:32,479 --> 01:26:34,106
- You don't listen, fam.
- Shut up!
1986
01:26:37,443 --> 01:26:39,236
Where is the love?
1987
01:26:39,486 --> 01:26:41,530
We ask for more love in the world!
1988
01:26:49,330 --> 01:26:50,539
Oi!
1989
01:26:53,959 --> 01:26:55,711
Fuckin' pagans!
1990
01:27:02,134 --> 01:27:03,093
Fuck your gang.
1991
01:27:03,677 --> 01:27:05,095
Man's got a new gang now.
1992
01:27:05,596 --> 01:27:06,722
Riko and Kane.
1993
01:27:07,264 --> 01:27:08,140
That's family.
1994
01:27:08,307 --> 01:27:09,308
Dwayne.
1995
01:27:09,475 --> 01:27:10,726
My guy!
1996
01:27:11,518 --> 01:27:12,645
You man.
1997
01:27:13,187 --> 01:27:15,272
We gotta kick.
Boydem will be here any second.
1998
01:27:34,416 --> 01:27:38,003
No one open fire unless authorized by me.
Is that clear?
1999
01:27:39,338 --> 01:27:40,214
Gimme that.
2000
01:27:44,510 --> 01:27:45,803
- Is that menthol?
- Yes, ma'am.
2001
01:27:45,970 --> 01:27:47,137
You scumbag.
2002
01:27:57,356 --> 01:27:58,524
Look atcha now!
2003
01:27:59,024 --> 01:27:59,984
Answer me back!
2004
01:28:00,192 --> 01:28:01,151
Ya can't, ya dead.
2005
01:28:01,318 --> 01:28:02,361
Look at you now, you're dead!
2006
01:28:02,528 --> 01:28:03,696
You're dead!
2007
01:28:06,865 --> 01:28:09,410
What the fuck have you done, Ian?
2008
01:28:09,743 --> 01:28:10,911
M-- Ma'am...
2009
01:28:11,287 --> 01:28:13,914
Me and Billy here have unfolded the case
2010
01:28:14,081 --> 01:28:15,416
of a situation of events
2011
01:28:15,582 --> 01:28:20,546
where guns and drugs and money
was being used by criminals!
2012
01:28:20,921 --> 01:28:24,967
Bad guys, Black guys, Polish guys.
2013
01:28:25,134 --> 01:28:27,386
Decepticons, ma'am.
2014
01:28:27,553 --> 01:28:28,846
Baddies.
2015
01:28:29,722 --> 01:28:32,474
Has he been smoking the evidence again,
Billy?
2016
01:28:32,641 --> 01:28:33,600
No, ma'am.
2017
01:28:33,767 --> 01:28:35,352
I don't think he has this time.
2018
01:28:35,561 --> 01:28:38,105
I have just spent the last two weeks
2019
01:28:38,564 --> 01:28:41,275
having interviews and meetings
at head office
2020
01:28:41,567 --> 01:28:44,486
to clear the Met's name because you...
2021
01:28:45,279 --> 01:28:47,698
think it's okay
to taser innocent Black men.
2022
01:28:48,073 --> 01:28:49,491
- Yeah, ma'am--
- Don't you wave
2023
01:28:49,658 --> 01:28:51,577
that fucking thing at me!
2024
01:28:51,910 --> 01:28:53,037
You clown.
2025
01:28:53,495 --> 01:28:57,082
Do you know,
I've had 18 complaints regarding you
2026
01:28:57,249 --> 01:29:01,003
and your "unorthodox" and xenophobic
methods of police work?
2027
01:29:02,421 --> 01:29:03,464
And yesterday...
2028
01:29:04,298 --> 01:29:08,093
a complaint about inappropriate
sexual misconduct
2029
01:29:08,260 --> 01:29:10,262
with an ambulance worker!
2030
01:29:10,429 --> 01:29:11,472
Again!
2031
01:29:12,598 --> 01:29:13,682
And now this!
2032
01:29:15,017 --> 01:29:16,518
She's chattin' shit, ma'am.
2033
01:29:16,685 --> 01:29:18,395
I didn't even touch her.
2034
01:29:18,562 --> 01:29:19,605
All I did was...
2035
01:29:23,317 --> 01:29:25,611
- What, that's all you did?
- Yeah, ma'am, just that!
2036
01:29:26,612 --> 01:29:27,988
What? Just that?
2037
01:29:28,530 --> 01:29:30,032
What's wrong with that?
2038
01:29:31,450 --> 01:29:33,869
She must be a snowflake!
2039
01:29:35,913 --> 01:29:37,831
I tell you what, when I was starting out,
2040
01:29:37,998 --> 01:29:40,876
you never knew
who was gonna slap your backside
2041
01:29:41,043 --> 01:29:42,336
from one minute to the next.
2042
01:29:42,503 --> 01:29:44,963
And it was character building, right?
2043
01:29:47,007 --> 01:29:48,592
Wrong!
2044
01:29:51,178 --> 01:29:54,223
Fucking wrong, you ridiculous prick.
2045
01:29:55,641 --> 01:29:57,184
She's an ambulance driver.
2046
01:29:57,351 --> 01:29:59,520
She sees horrific things all day long
2047
01:29:59,686 --> 01:30:01,230
and you think
2048
01:30:01,480 --> 01:30:05,484
she needs
to indulge your inappropriate schoolboy
2049
01:30:05,651 --> 01:30:07,403
little dick behavior.
2050
01:30:13,325 --> 01:30:14,952
Your time's up here.
2051
01:30:17,746 --> 01:30:20,749
You know,
we see your type every day at work...
2052
01:30:21,917 --> 01:30:23,544
hear about you on the news.
2053
01:30:24,002 --> 01:30:28,382
Our mothers, sisters, daughters, friends...
2054
01:30:29,091 --> 01:30:31,844
they encounter you on a daily basis
2055
01:30:32,344 --> 01:30:35,722
but that ends now.
2056
01:30:37,891 --> 01:30:40,144
What were you thinking?
2057
01:30:40,727 --> 01:30:43,021
Are you on crack?
2058
01:30:44,398 --> 01:30:46,275
I'm taking your badge.
2059
01:30:46,692 --> 01:30:47,860
You're fired.
2060
01:30:48,694 --> 01:30:52,239
- But, but, ma'am!
- Go and get your shit and go!
2061
01:30:53,365 --> 01:30:56,034
Nobody likes you, Ian, you're a wanker.
2062
01:31:09,214 --> 01:31:10,424
M-- Me bollocks!
2063
01:31:16,930 --> 01:31:18,557
Here's Pudi!
2064
01:31:18,932 --> 01:31:19,933
Shit.
2065
01:31:24,980 --> 01:31:27,149
"Fifteen bags, bossman."
2066
01:31:27,608 --> 01:31:28,984
"Riko and Kane."
2067
01:31:30,903 --> 01:31:32,070
"Click-clack"?
2068
01:31:35,741 --> 01:31:37,951
They paid me in fucking rupees!
2069
01:31:39,286 --> 01:31:40,996
Clever little fuckings.
2070
01:31:41,246 --> 01:31:43,582
Where the fuck are you two hidings, huh?
2071
01:31:58,263 --> 01:32:00,849
You already know from London to LA, baby!
2072
01:32:01,016 --> 01:32:02,059
Click-clack!
2073
01:32:02,226 --> 01:32:03,519
Fam, stop doin' that, man.
2074
01:32:03,769 --> 01:32:06,438
Sorry, man.
I'm only gonna do this four more times!
2075
01:32:08,482 --> 01:32:09,608
Not gonna lie,
2076
01:32:09,942 --> 01:32:11,985
feels like I'm in a Disney film
or something.
2077
01:32:12,319 --> 01:32:14,821
Like I'm Aladdin
and you're my Princess Jasmine.
2078
01:32:15,280 --> 01:32:16,406
It's crazy.
2079
01:32:16,698 --> 01:32:17,866
It feels like...
2080
01:32:18,450 --> 01:32:21,662
I dunno, like this is the part of the film
where the hero gets the girl.
2081
01:32:21,828 --> 01:32:24,373
Like this is that moment.
The moment when they finally kiss
2082
01:32:24,540 --> 01:32:26,124
and nothing can stop it,
d'you know what I mean?
2083
01:32:31,129 --> 01:32:32,422
Selfie gang!
2084
01:32:32,589 --> 01:32:33,465
Take the picture for me.
2085
01:32:33,632 --> 01:32:34,758
Hey, Kane, Kane, Kane.
2086
01:32:35,968 --> 01:32:37,177
That's it, that's it.
2087
01:32:37,803 --> 01:32:38,845
And gang...
2088
01:36:55,060 --> 01:36:56,895
Gangsta rizz about his vibes!
2089
01:36:57,062 --> 01:36:58,939
- What you sayin' now, cuzzy?
- What you sayin', boy?
2090
01:36:59,105 --> 01:37:00,398
- What you sayin', fam?
- What you sayin?
2091
01:37:00,565 --> 01:37:02,025
- What you sayin', fam?
- I was just jumpin'.
2092
01:37:02,192 --> 01:37:03,276
I was just jumpin'.
2093
01:37:03,443 --> 01:37:04,903
- I was just jumpin'!
- Click-clack.
2094
01:37:05,070 --> 01:37:06,029
Click-clack.