1 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:14,474 Oh, hey, there! What happens when the person you love has a tattoo you hate? 2 00:00:14,557 --> 00:00:16,893 You bring 'em here and we cover it up. 3 00:00:16,976 --> 00:00:18,770 ♪ Mirror, mirror on the wall ♪ 4 00:00:18,853 --> 00:00:21,064 ♪ Said, "You look like shh…" ♪ 5 00:00:21,147 --> 00:00:22,774 ♪ It happened ♪ 6 00:00:22,857 --> 00:00:27,862 [Jessimae] Behind every tragic tattoo, there's always a ridiculous story. 7 00:00:27,945 --> 00:00:28,988 Blake lost a bet. 8 00:00:29,072 --> 00:00:30,490 I got it when I was 14. 9 00:00:30,573 --> 00:00:33,159 I was at a friend's house, and he had a tattoo gun. 10 00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:34,952 I just thought I was in love, y'all. 11 00:00:35,787 --> 00:00:36,662 Lucky for them, 12 00:00:36,746 --> 00:00:40,583 five of the most talented tattoo artists in the business 13 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:42,794 are standing by to give them… 14 00:00:43,503 --> 00:00:45,129 a tattoo redo! 15 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:48,633 Honestly, girl, I don't know what that was on your back before. 16 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:53,137 But clearly, these people cannot be trusted with their own skin. 17 00:00:54,305 --> 00:00:58,601 So the person that brought them in is going to choose the cover-up. 18 00:00:59,143 --> 00:01:01,020 ♪ Dun-dun-duhhhh! ♪ 19 00:01:01,104 --> 00:01:02,522 Oh, I don't know! 20 00:01:02,605 --> 00:01:04,857 You better not mess me up, bro! 21 00:01:04,941 --> 00:01:07,026 Welcome to the best day of your life! 22 00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:09,195 Please be kind. 23 00:01:09,278 --> 00:01:12,615 Will they love it? Will they hate it? Grab your grandma and some popcorn. 24 00:01:12,698 --> 00:01:14,283 We're gonna find out together. 25 00:01:20,123 --> 00:01:22,625 [Jessimae] Guys, I really wanna apologize 26 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:25,461 for the offensive tattoos you're about to see today. 27 00:01:25,545 --> 00:01:28,214 Just kiddin'! You're gonna love 'em, you sickos. 28 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:32,301 Let's make another bad tattoo disappear. 29 00:01:32,385 --> 00:01:34,345 This one's for Twig Sparks. 30 00:01:34,887 --> 00:01:37,849 When it comes to tattoos, Twig can kind of do it all. 31 00:01:37,932 --> 00:01:39,433 He's like a tattoo ninja. 32 00:01:39,517 --> 00:01:42,353 You never know what kind of tattoo you're gonna get. 33 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:45,022 But you know it's gonna blow your mind. 34 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,775 My personality is one where I want everybody to chill. 35 00:01:47,859 --> 00:01:50,153 Because I think the more you relax and have fun, 36 00:01:50,236 --> 00:01:51,445 the better you can be yourself 37 00:01:51,529 --> 00:01:53,739 and the better you can translate images onto the body. 38 00:01:53,823 --> 00:01:56,701 [Jessimae] I feel so relaxed just seeing your smile. 39 00:01:57,451 --> 00:02:00,997 I really hope it has the same effect on this next couple. 40 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:03,666 So, what do we got goin' on? What's up with the tat world? 41 00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:05,168 The tattoo is mine. 42 00:02:05,251 --> 00:02:06,836 I had some lyrics I really liked. 43 00:02:06,919 --> 00:02:08,796 I was learning about different languages, 44 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:12,216 and I learned that Hindi is actually the oldest one still in use, 45 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:15,011 so I figured, "What a perfect match." 46 00:02:15,094 --> 00:02:18,097 I went into Google Translate, took the lyrics in English, put 'em in, 47 00:02:18,181 --> 00:02:19,807 went with whatever it spit out. 48 00:02:19,891 --> 00:02:22,602 -Google Translate wrote your tattoo? -Yeah. Yeah, just-- 49 00:02:22,685 --> 00:02:25,771 Google Translate. I was like, "It's Google. What could go wrong?" 50 00:02:25,855 --> 00:02:29,275 I was really excited when I left, I was taking pictures, 51 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:31,444 but compared it to the reference, and I was like, 52 00:02:31,527 --> 00:02:33,487 "Oh, shit. Like, this is the wrong tattoo." 53 00:02:33,571 --> 00:02:36,699 "It's backwards and it's upside down." 54 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:38,993 -Can we see this Hindu-- -Absolutely. 55 00:02:39,076 --> 00:02:41,871 -Uh, situation? -It is on my hip. [laughs] 56 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:46,626 [Jessimae] It looks kind of like a mystical train track. 57 00:02:46,709 --> 00:02:50,796 It's going to Andromeda, another galaxy. 58 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:53,174 We're gonna find a planet with life on it. 59 00:02:53,257 --> 00:02:56,469 I'd be shocked for you to be somewhere, like at the barbecue pit, 60 00:02:56,552 --> 00:02:59,305 and hoss comes rolling up like, "Oh, no, that's not right." 61 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:00,264 -Yeah. -[all laughing] 62 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:04,560 She doesn't like to go to the pool. She's like, "What if somebody sees the tattoo, 63 00:03:04,644 --> 00:03:07,313 -and knows that it's wrong?" -I have had someone recognize 64 00:03:07,396 --> 00:03:09,523 a different tattoo that's in Hindi as well. 65 00:03:09,607 --> 00:03:10,942 You have two Hindi tattoos? 66 00:03:11,025 --> 00:03:13,152 -One's right. -Yeah, one of them is correct. 67 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:17,573 I hope this cover-up is gonna change Anya's life, 68 00:03:17,657 --> 00:03:19,867 like, in a way, like, she feels more confident. 69 00:03:19,951 --> 00:03:22,870 I'm just hoping this is the beginning of a new chapter. 70 00:03:22,954 --> 00:03:25,581 I'm excited for this moment for you, because I feel like 71 00:03:25,665 --> 00:03:27,959 -you deserve some transformation. -Thank you. 72 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:30,378 Getting your tattoo covered up is a big commitment, 73 00:03:30,461 --> 00:03:32,880 -but you'll be safe in Twig's hands. -Good! 74 00:03:32,964 --> 00:03:34,966 -Like this. -[Jessimae] And, like, the greatest part 75 00:03:35,049 --> 00:03:36,634 is that you don't get to choose it. 76 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:37,843 She does. 77 00:03:38,427 --> 00:03:39,387 Oh! 78 00:03:39,470 --> 00:03:41,264 ♪ Dun-dun-duhhhh! ♪ 79 00:03:41,347 --> 00:03:42,765 -I don't know. -She's nervous. 80 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:44,725 -I can tell you how she feels. -I'm very nervous. 81 00:03:44,809 --> 00:03:48,771 We have the same taste in some areas, but in some areas, we're total opposites. 82 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:49,772 I'm excited. 83 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:53,276 She would never let me pick her tattoo on her own. 84 00:03:53,359 --> 00:03:55,027 I hate not having total control. 85 00:03:55,111 --> 00:03:56,988 It puts my tummy in knots. 86 00:03:57,071 --> 00:03:58,781 This is gonna be fun. 87 00:03:59,949 --> 00:04:01,909 [Jessimae] Ashlyn, you better pick something good, 88 00:04:01,993 --> 00:04:03,828 or your girl's gonna puke all over you. 89 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,621 So, what do you think is gonna fit? 90 00:04:05,705 --> 00:04:07,498 -I think a Japanese dragon. -Mmm. 91 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:09,333 -She likes things with a lot of meaning. -Mmm. 92 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:11,961 I know Japanese dragons stand for balance and freedom. 93 00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:13,587 -That's awesome. -Dragons are dope. 94 00:04:13,671 --> 00:04:15,214 I think a dragon is a real good idea. 95 00:04:15,298 --> 00:04:16,215 Okay, cool. 96 00:04:16,299 --> 00:04:17,842 She's a brown-skinned woman, 97 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:21,137 and it was done so small, it looked like marching ants going down her leg. 98 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:22,888 Generally, the darker the skin tone, 99 00:04:22,972 --> 00:04:25,057 you have to go bigger so you can see what it is. 100 00:04:25,141 --> 00:04:27,143 So, I went with this right here. 101 00:04:28,102 --> 00:04:30,021 -[Ashlyn] Oh, that is amazing. -[Twig] Yeah. 102 00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:33,232 What I was looking for is that when someone sees it, I don't want them 103 00:04:33,316 --> 00:04:35,359 -to have to think about what it is. -Right. 104 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:37,820 From across the street, I want them to go, "That's awesome." 105 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:40,740 Totally wipe out what she had, you know, like it was never there. 106 00:04:40,823 --> 00:04:42,992 -Absolutely. -Like a hard restart. Bleep! 107 00:04:43,075 --> 00:04:43,909 Yeah! 108 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,996 [Jessimae] But is she gonna like this better? 109 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:51,292 That's the question here, people. Because my girl is freakin' out. 110 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:52,960 Oh, man. 111 00:04:53,044 --> 00:04:56,005 And this new tattoo looks like it's gonna be huge. 112 00:04:56,088 --> 00:04:59,675 I'm just gonna make sure she doesn't see this tattoo until it's finished. 113 00:04:59,759 --> 00:05:01,427 -That's your future. -Yeah. 114 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:03,512 I'm headed there, living my best life. 115 00:05:03,596 --> 00:05:05,556 You are headed there, living your best life… 116 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:08,434 -[Anya] With hips that do not lie anymore. -[chuckles] 117 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:12,521 [Jessimae] Let go of the lies, ladies. Let's do this, Twig. 118 00:05:12,605 --> 00:05:14,774 -I feel the magic coming. -[Jessimae] It's the time! 119 00:05:14,857 --> 00:05:16,275 Here we go, sweetheart. 120 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,236 That's not bad at all, huh? 121 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:20,321 [Anya] It's actually not. 122 00:05:20,404 --> 00:05:23,532 Yeah. That's that chocolate touch. It came from a Hershey factory. 123 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:27,161 I'm trying to put as much sugar on these lines as possible. 124 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:28,079 [twinkling sound] 125 00:05:28,162 --> 00:05:30,498 [Jessimae] No such thing as too much sugar, Twig. 126 00:05:31,332 --> 00:05:35,086 Miryam Lumpini's coming in, and she's the sweetest. 127 00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:37,004 She's all, like, love and light, 128 00:05:37,088 --> 00:05:40,091 and you can really tell when you see her tattoos. 129 00:05:40,174 --> 00:05:42,468 They're so bright and colorful. 130 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:44,053 I absolutely love cover-ups. 131 00:05:44,762 --> 00:05:48,391 The fact that I can take on somebody who is not happy with their body, 132 00:05:48,474 --> 00:05:51,894 and they're like, "Can I even do anything about this? Am I destroyed for life?" 133 00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:54,397 and be like, "Hold on. I got you." 134 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,273 [Jessimae] I gotta be honest with you, Miryam, 135 00:05:56,357 --> 00:05:59,402 this next girl might actually be destroyed for life. 136 00:05:59,485 --> 00:06:03,072 How do you girls know each other? Like, how long have you been friends? 137 00:06:03,155 --> 00:06:06,575 -We've been friends for two years. -Two, two and a half. Yeah. 138 00:06:06,659 --> 00:06:08,828 -I'm a little goody two-shoes over here. -Yeah. 139 00:06:08,911 --> 00:06:12,206 And Michelle occasionally will make bad decisions. 140 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:16,168 I attribute it to my spontaneous personality, 141 00:06:16,252 --> 00:06:18,462 but "bad decisions" is another way to phrase that. 142 00:06:19,755 --> 00:06:21,382 I'm the one with the… 143 00:06:21,924 --> 00:06:24,677 -horrible tattoo on my leg. -[Jessimae] We're going right into it. 144 00:06:29,265 --> 00:06:32,101 What is this? Is that a piece of pizza? 145 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:34,103 [Michelle] Two naked ladies on my leg. 146 00:06:34,186 --> 00:06:36,772 He looks like he's trying to crawl away from your tattoo. 147 00:06:36,856 --> 00:06:38,232 Are those knees or balls? 148 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:41,152 [Michelle] They're two sets of knees and two sets of boobs. 149 00:06:41,235 --> 00:06:42,528 What happened to you, honey? 150 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:46,574 My cousin's girlfriend got a tattoo machine for fun. 151 00:06:46,657 --> 00:06:48,784 I was like, "You can tattoo me. That's fine." 152 00:06:48,868 --> 00:06:51,036 Stop there. Never the cousin's girlfriend! 153 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:52,955 [Melissa] And you were being so nice to her. 154 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:57,126 [Michelle] It started off as one tattoo, so it was just the red one, 155 00:06:57,209 --> 00:07:01,464 but after the months of me trying to learn to love this tattoo and failing, 156 00:07:01,547 --> 00:07:06,177 my boyfriend had just gotten his whole setup and everything, and he was like, 157 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:08,304 "Let me try to see if I can fix it. I'll cover it up." 158 00:07:08,888 --> 00:07:11,223 -And where were you, friend? Friend? -[Melissa] Um… 159 00:07:11,307 --> 00:07:13,350 Not in her life yet. We weren't friends yet. 160 00:07:13,434 --> 00:07:14,643 -Melissa! -Ever since then, 161 00:07:14,727 --> 00:07:16,854 I've helped her make really good decisions. 162 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,105 Mm-hm. 163 00:07:18,189 --> 00:07:20,149 I'm excited for you to get this covered up. 164 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:22,234 -Are you excited? -I'm so excited. 165 00:07:22,818 --> 00:07:26,238 And the best part about this is that you don't get to choose… 166 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:29,074 -Melissa does. -No way. 167 00:07:30,075 --> 00:07:32,036 She's choosing your tattoo. 168 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:34,997 -Oh… my God. -Okay. 169 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:38,334 -All right. Okay. -I'm feeling a little hesitation. 170 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:40,127 -You know-- -How much do you trust me? 171 00:07:40,211 --> 00:07:43,839 I trust her judgment. I feel like she knows my style really well. 172 00:07:43,923 --> 00:07:46,342 I don't think I could have picked a better person for this. 173 00:07:46,425 --> 00:07:48,260 -Oh, my God. -[Michelle] Yeah, I really-- 174 00:07:48,344 --> 00:07:50,262 -I'm getting a tear in my eye. -I know. 175 00:07:50,346 --> 00:07:54,058 Yeah, don't get too emotional. She also sucks really bad, and I hate her. 176 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:57,978 -[Miryam] Don't say it before we consult. -Yeah! It's a terrible time to say this. 177 00:07:58,062 --> 00:08:01,106 I'd like to point out, not only did you make the bad decision once, 178 00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:03,067 but you literally made it twice. 179 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:05,152 Tattoo me poorly once, shame on me… 180 00:08:05,236 --> 00:08:07,613 [both] Tattoo me poorly twice, shame on… 181 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:09,365 -Me again. Yeah. -You again. Yes. 182 00:08:11,492 --> 00:08:14,912 [Jessimae] Come on, Melissa, let's break that cycle of shame. 183 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,205 Pick somethin' good! 184 00:08:16,288 --> 00:08:20,668 -I feel the simpler the better with her. -Yeah, I think-- I feel the same vibes. 185 00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:22,253 Like, to me, I instantly felt… 186 00:08:22,336 --> 00:08:24,129 -like, rose vibes. -Mm-hm. 187 00:08:24,213 --> 00:08:27,758 I was thinking maybe doing, like, a rose with leaves coming up 188 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:30,886 that could really, like, hug her knee in a nice way. 189 00:08:30,970 --> 00:08:35,140 I would be worried making it down towards the knee might be big. 190 00:08:35,224 --> 00:08:37,309 I don't know if she'd be nervous about that. 191 00:08:37,393 --> 00:08:39,103 I think it looks really cool, like, 192 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:40,854 -when you have your knee tattooed. -Uh-huh. 193 00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:42,731 -To me, that looks hard. -Involved. Yeah. 194 00:08:42,815 --> 00:08:44,525 That looks cool, looks clean, looks edgy. 195 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:48,195 I think the hardest part with this cover-up 196 00:08:48,279 --> 00:08:50,990 is to keep it as small as she wants, 197 00:08:51,073 --> 00:08:52,908 but the cover-up is pretty big, 198 00:08:52,992 --> 00:08:56,328 so I'm gonna have to play a lot with the placement. 199 00:08:56,412 --> 00:08:58,914 -This is gonna go on the knee. -Mmm. 200 00:08:58,998 --> 00:09:03,252 I'm gonna use the red outline and put the rose there, 201 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:09,049 and then I'm gonna freehand black leaves that comes out where the black guy is. 202 00:09:09,133 --> 00:09:12,011 Is it colored? I know she doesn't like bright colors. 203 00:09:12,094 --> 00:09:16,974 We can even do the rose, like, almost black with, like, red highlights. 204 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,268 -Oooh. Okay. -That could be really cool too. 205 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:21,770 Like really, really, deep, deep red. 206 00:09:21,854 --> 00:09:22,688 Okay. Yeah. 207 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:26,233 -The darker the better, probably, for her. -Okay. I got you on that. 208 00:09:26,317 --> 00:09:28,027 So, yeah. I mean, I trust you. 209 00:09:28,110 --> 00:09:29,653 -You're the tattoo artist. -Awesome! 210 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:31,405 -Let's do this. Awesome! -Yeah! 211 00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:35,659 [Jessimae] So, Melissa trusts Miryam, and that's great. 212 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:39,872 But I don't trust Michelle, so I need to make sure she can't see this tattoo. 213 00:09:39,955 --> 00:09:42,750 -It's a guillotine. -It-- it-- it is. 214 00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:45,419 [Jessimae] This is so that you can't see what's going on. 215 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:47,713 -Surprise! -Honestly, am I surprised at this point? 216 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:48,631 I don't know. 217 00:09:48,714 --> 00:09:50,716 [Jessimae] Oh! Michelle, Michelle, Michelle. 218 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:53,385 We have one more surprise for you. 219 00:09:53,469 --> 00:09:56,805 Knee tattoos… hurt like hell. 220 00:09:56,889 --> 00:09:59,600 [Miryam] Oh, that's a nice spot right there. 221 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:03,771 There's a lot of little different type of spots… 222 00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:07,441 -you're gonna experience around here. -That's a good little cranny right there. 223 00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:13,906 -What do you think it is? -[Anya] An elephant. 224 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:18,077 -[Ashlyn] You think it's an elephant? -I'm trying to, like, track his lines. 225 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:22,665 You're trying to see where I'm tattooing to make a mental picture of what it is? 226 00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:26,210 -Yeah, but I keep losing focus. -[all chuckle] 227 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,921 I cannot believe I'm giving up this much control. 228 00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:34,009 It feels like I'm in a rollercoaster with no belt, just kind of flying. 229 00:10:34,093 --> 00:10:37,388 Oh, my God. How is this not comparable to childbirth? 230 00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:39,890 [Twig] Remember to breathe. There you go. 231 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,479 [Melissa laughs] 232 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,815 Just watching your face for pain reactions. 233 00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:50,484 [Michelle] Yeah. I can, like, feel it in my toes. 234 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:52,486 -Mmm. -Like, my toes are twitching. 235 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:55,989 Michelle has said many times she doesn't like bright colors, 236 00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:59,535 and Miryam is using red, which is a bright color. 237 00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:01,620 It's making me queasy watching it, 238 00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:03,372 but I can't look away. 239 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:07,126 Honestly, I'm slightly terrified that Michelle's not gonna like her tattoo. 240 00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:11,380 -[Miryam] All right! -Whew! 241 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,298 -[Miryam] I think we're actually finished! -Yay! 242 00:11:13,382 --> 00:11:14,299 [Miryam laughs] 243 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:18,137 [Jessimae] Miryam, rude! Hasn't she been through enough? 244 00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:21,932 You know what else is rude? Michelle didn't want too much color, 245 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:25,018 and now she has a giant red tattoo on her knee. 246 00:11:25,102 --> 00:11:27,730 I really hope she doesn't hate it. 247 00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:34,361 -Girl, this is the moment. -I'm a little bit shaky. 248 00:11:34,445 --> 00:11:35,696 We went hard on you. 249 00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:38,323 [Michelle] Yeah, she really did not hold back. 250 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:43,036 I need you to hold your hands against your eyes 251 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:45,664 -so you can't see when I take it off. -Okay. 252 00:11:46,582 --> 00:11:50,169 [Jessimae] Just a couple more pieces of tape until a huge moment in your life. 253 00:11:50,252 --> 00:11:51,670 [Melissa] Oh! I'm so nervous. 254 00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:53,589 -And we'll find out… -I'm really nervous. 255 00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:55,507 …what's happening with your living situation. 256 00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:59,678 Are we getting the shovels to go dig some graves? 257 00:12:00,429 --> 00:12:01,722 [Melissa] I hope not. 258 00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:03,557 [Jessimae] Your knees are literally shaking. 259 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,809 I'm, like, ready for her to see it 260 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:09,354 and ready to have these nerves dissipate knowing that she likes it. 261 00:12:09,438 --> 00:12:12,441 -That's best-case scenario, obviously. -Phew. And worst case is the… 262 00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:14,359 -The real guillotine. Yeah. -Yes. 263 00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:15,277 The grave-o-tine. 264 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,613 -[blade zings] -[laughs] The grave-o-tine. Yeah. 265 00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:20,866 Okay, so on the count of three, 266 00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:23,160 remove your hands and embrace the new you. 267 00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:26,580 Okay, Melissa, your time to shine. 268 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,751 All right, three, two… 269 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:33,170 -One! -[Miryam] One! 270 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:39,468 Oh, my God. 271 00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:43,013 [Melissa] Is that a good "Oh, my God" or bad "Oh, my God"? 272 00:12:44,056 --> 00:12:44,932 [Jessimae] What is it? 273 00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:50,979 -Are you gonna cry? -[laughs] 274 00:12:51,063 --> 00:12:52,397 What are you feeling? 275 00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:55,901 -I love it. -Okay, good. 276 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,736 [squeals] Yay! She loves it! 277 00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,780 -Yay! -[Jessimae] Ohhh! 278 00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:02,157 [Melissa] I was afraid that was a bad cry. 279 00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:04,409 Oh, it was a good cry. I can breathe. 280 00:13:05,536 --> 00:13:07,162 [Miryam] You can't see your old tattoo now. 281 00:13:07,246 --> 00:13:09,957 -[Michelle] Not at all. I'm blown away. -[Miryam] Not at all. 282 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,375 [Jessimae] Where is the creepy guy 283 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,001 -crawling away from you? -[Melissa] Yeah. 284 00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:16,505 This is so amazing. She just knows me better than anyone else, 285 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,715 -that she could pick out a tattoo… -Aww! Michelle! 286 00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:20,634 …that looks so good on me. 287 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,719 -[Melissa] Thank you. -I'm gonna cry again. 288 00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:24,847 -Teamwork makes the dream work. -I'm like, "You, cry?" 289 00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:26,473 -"I'm gonna cry!" -[all laughing] 290 00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:31,687 These are tears of joy and absolute love, and I couldn't be happier. 291 00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:32,980 [Melissa] I'm glad you like it. 292 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:35,023 -I'm glad I like it too. -Yeah. 293 00:13:35,107 --> 00:13:36,066 For your sake. 294 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,985 -Oh. -[laughs] 295 00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:39,194 [Jessimae] I was scared. 296 00:13:39,278 --> 00:13:43,073 -[Michelle] I was scared for me. -[Jessimae] I wasn't sure how you felt. 297 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:46,034 [Melissa] I can take my roommate applications off of Craigslist now. 298 00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:47,536 -[Jessimae laughs] -[Michelle] Yeah! 299 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:56,378 Hmm. All right, ladies, that's a wrap. 300 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,797 -Oh, my God! I'm so excited to see it. -[Twig] Done deal. 301 00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,799 -Yes. -Okay. 302 00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:03,218 -[Twig hums] -You don't look as excited as me. 303 00:14:03,302 --> 00:14:05,721 -I'm nervous. I just hope I like it. -It'll be good. 304 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:12,561 [Jessimae] Anya looks freaked out. She's putting so much trust in her girl. 305 00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:13,562 I have faith. 306 00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:17,441 I have faith Ashlyn picked something good she's going to love. 307 00:14:18,442 --> 00:14:20,110 I'm trying to have faith. 308 00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,864 [Twig] All right, so, Anya, before I show you this, 309 00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:26,867 be prepared to be in love with this woman for the rest of your life, 310 00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:28,827 because what she picked out for you is awesome. 311 00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:30,162 It's dope! 312 00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:32,039 -I'm nervous. I'm so nervous. -[chuckles] 313 00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:36,001 It's awesome. Let's make it happen. You were waiting six years for this. 314 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:39,004 Oh, gosh. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 315 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:41,590 No twerking. No twerking. You can do that tonight. 316 00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:43,842 -Boom. All right. -All right. 317 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,346 -Oh, wait. I can't see it. -[Twig chuckles] 318 00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:48,347 [gasps] 319 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:51,850 Holy shit. It's a dragon! 320 00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,685 -It's a dragon. -Oh, my God! 321 00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:57,522 What? That's on me! [laughs] 322 00:14:57,606 --> 00:14:59,191 -[Twig laughs] -[Anya] What? You did that! 323 00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:02,444 -There you go, little mama. -Holy shit. A dragon's perfect. 324 00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:05,530 You know me better than I know myself, and this proved it. 325 00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:06,740 It's a dragon. 326 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:07,950 It's a dragon. 327 00:15:08,659 --> 00:15:09,534 [Ashlyn laughs] 328 00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:12,079 -Mmm! -Oh, it's okay. 329 00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:13,622 Thank you. [whimpers] 330 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:15,540 [sniffling] Wow! 331 00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:17,292 -Okay. -Oh, you're gonna make me cry. 332 00:15:17,376 --> 00:15:18,377 -No! -[all laughing] 333 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:19,628 [Twig] That's awesome. 334 00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,380 -A new you and a new start. -[Anya] Yeah. 335 00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:23,799 Now I will never cover this at the beach. 336 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,968 -When people walk by, I'll pull it out. -[Twig] Right! 337 00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:28,679 -[gasps] I couldn't wait any longer. -[all laughing] 338 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:30,222 -Can I come close to you? -[Anya] Yes! 339 00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:31,181 Or do you wanna-- 340 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:34,393 Girl, walk that new walk. Walk that new walk! 341 00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:37,479 I feel like a new woman. I feel transformed. 342 00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,064 Oh, my gosh. 343 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:41,483 -I know, right? It's a dragon. -Girl. 344 00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:44,361 -[all laughing] -You're the dragon. 345 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,779 The past is gone. 346 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,073 I didn't expect it to feel like that. 347 00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:51,076 To feel, like, this big weight off my shoulders. Like… "Whew!" 348 00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:53,161 -Gotta do the WAP now. -It really is. 349 00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:54,955 Aaah! Aaaah! 350 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,540 We have to learn her new walk. 351 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,083 -I like her new walk. -Yeah! 352 00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:00,794 [Jessimae] We did it, you guys! 353 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:05,340 Bad tattoos walked in, great tattoos walked out. 354 00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:10,429 What we do here is basically magic. I mean, it's been quite a journey, right? 355 00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:15,058 I guess that means there's only one thing left to do. 356 00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:17,769 It's my turn. Ruh-roh. 357 00:16:17,853 --> 00:16:19,938 -I'm putting my hand through? -Get over there. 358 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:22,858 -Is there somebody to explain the rules? -There's no rules. 359 00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:25,318 -[Rose and Matt] There's no rules. -You're in our house. 360 00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:28,155 -[Rose] Get in there. -Argh! You're just gonna start? 361 00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:31,116 -You won't say anything to me? -[Rose] Jessi, can you stop moving? 362 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,243 -[sighs] -[Twig] Oh, we're about to start. 363 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,662 Are you scared now you know what the clients feel? 364 00:16:35,746 --> 00:16:38,331 -[Jessimae] Yes. -[Matt] Wait, let me ask you this. 365 00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:39,458 What don't you want? 366 00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:42,085 Matt, you know, you really came out of your shell today, 367 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:45,130 -and I'm wishing you'd crawl back in. -[Tommy] Is it hard to tattoo her? 368 00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:48,675 -[Rose] Yeah, she keeps [bleep] moving. -They're having a party over there. 369 00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:50,135 [Rose] Can you tell her off for me? 370 00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:52,637 -[Tommy] Stop moving. You're a nightmare. -Don't make me move. 371 00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:55,223 I feel like you're really close to my hand. 372 00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,726 [Rose, laughing] Stop talking! 373 00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:02,147 -Don't move! -I'm sorry! 374 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,315 [screams] 375 00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:06,026 [Rose] Can you not move? Go on. Crack it down. 376 00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:09,154 Oh, perfect. That's amazing. 377 00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,197 [yells] 378 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,948 What is this area? 379 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,867 [Tommy] She makes people do this all day long… 380 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:16,286 -[Rose] And now she can't handle it. -She can't hang. 381 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,538 Where is the loyalty? 382 00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:19,456 [Rose] We're done. 383 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:20,707 Rose, you're rude. 384 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:23,168 -I am rude 'cause you were moving so much. -Rude. 385 00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:24,753 [Tommy] Jessimae, you ready? 386 00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,546 -Let's see her reaction. -Did I mess it up? 387 00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:27,631 -You did, actually. -Ready? 388 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,007 -I did? -Yeah, you moved a lot. 389 00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:30,884 That's why I was yelling at you the whole time. 390 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,761 -Did I really? -[Tommy] She wasn't kidding. 391 00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:34,429 [Twig] They have wristbands on sale now. 392 00:17:34,513 --> 00:17:37,557 [Rose] You could get a lot of beads. You could wear a big bracelet. 393 00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:40,393 -So I need to cover this up? -[Matt] Keep that paper towel on it. 394 00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:42,354 -Hold the paper towel. -Okay! 395 00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:44,815 So, when can I look at it? 396 00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:45,732 Go for it. 397 00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:49,694 [Tommy laughs] 398 00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:51,780 [all laughing] 399 00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:54,783 -Do you hate it? -Guess… 400 00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:58,120 -That's super clean for moving around. -[Rose] Aww! Look how red it is. 401 00:17:58,203 --> 00:17:59,287 [Tommy] Portrait of Rose. 402 00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:01,665 Do you actually like it, though? Oh, my gosh. 403 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,208 [all] Ohh! 404 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,085 [sobs] 405 00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:06,461 Babe! [laughs] 406 00:18:06,545 --> 00:18:08,964 This is the worst tattoo I've ever seen. 407 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,049 [all laughing] 408 00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:15,345 -[Miryam] It looks so good on you. -[Rose] We didn't [bleep] up any lines. 409 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,055 I was lying. Even though you moved. 410 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,724 -Are you sure? Oh, my God. -[Miryam] We were joking. It's so clean. 411 00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:20,892 [Jessimae] That's badass. 412 00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:22,727 [Matt] Now you're in. You've been tatted in. 413 00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:24,646 -You got a bigger family now. -I know. 414 00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:26,898 -[Rose] We love you. -I honestly feel that way. 415 00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:28,900 This is beautiful. It really is. 416 00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:30,527 -Thank you so much. -[Rose] Yay! 417 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,196 [Jessimae] You guys, it was worth the pain! 418 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:36,158 They can't get rid of me even if they wanted to. 419 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:37,993 I'm part of the family now. 420 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:40,996 And you. You out there. Yeah, I'm talking to you. 421 00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:43,915 Don't treat your skin like a scratch pad, 422 00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:45,959 but, if you do, we're here for you. 423 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:48,795 Until next time, you sickos.