1 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:11,054 Oh, hey there! 2 00:00:11,137 --> 00:00:14,432 What happens when the person you love has a tattoo you hate? 3 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:16,851 You bring 'em here and we cover it up! 4 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:18,770 ♪ Mirror, mirror on the wall ♪ 5 00:00:18,853 --> 00:00:21,064 ♪ Said, "You look like sh…" ♪ 6 00:00:21,147 --> 00:00:22,774 ♪ It happened ♪ 7 00:00:22,857 --> 00:00:27,862 [Jessimae] Behind every tragic tattoo, there's always a ridiculous story. 8 00:00:27,945 --> 00:00:29,113 Blake lost a bet. 9 00:00:29,197 --> 00:00:30,573 I got it when I was 14. 10 00:00:30,656 --> 00:00:33,159 I was at a friend's house and he had a tattoo gun. 11 00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:34,952 I just thought I was in love, y'all. 12 00:00:35,995 --> 00:00:40,458 Lucky for them, five of the most talented tattoo artists in the business 13 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:42,794 are standing by to give them… 14 00:00:43,461 --> 00:00:45,129 a tattoo redo! 15 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:47,673 Honestly, girl, I don't know what that was on your back before. 16 00:00:47,757 --> 00:00:48,591 [laughing] 17 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:53,137 But clearly, these people cannot be trusted with their own skin. 18 00:00:54,305 --> 00:00:58,434 So the person that brought them in, is going to choose the cover-up. 19 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:01,020 ♪ Dun-dun-duhhhh! ♪ 20 00:01:01,104 --> 00:01:02,522 Oh, my God, no! 21 00:01:02,605 --> 00:01:04,857 You better not mess me up, bro! 22 00:01:04,941 --> 00:01:07,026 Welcome to the best day of your life! 23 00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:08,945 -Please be kind. -[both laughing] 24 00:01:09,028 --> 00:01:10,988 Will they love it? Will they hate it? 25 00:01:11,072 --> 00:01:14,283 Grab your grandma and some popcorn. We're gonna find out together. 26 00:01:20,915 --> 00:01:23,793 [Jessimae] All right, here we go. I am so excited. 27 00:01:23,876 --> 00:01:26,087 Are you excited? You better be ready! 28 00:01:26,170 --> 00:01:29,006 Ooh, I know Matty B is ready to go. 29 00:01:29,090 --> 00:01:31,092 You'd never know it by looking at him, 30 00:01:31,175 --> 00:01:35,513 but baby-faced Matt has got over 20 years of experience. 31 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:38,891 And massive Japanese tattoos are his jam. 32 00:01:38,975 --> 00:01:41,102 I'm used to doing large-scale tattoos. 33 00:01:41,185 --> 00:01:44,814 The way that it flows over the body, and the power of the imagery. 34 00:01:44,897 --> 00:01:46,983 It really can engulf you. 35 00:01:47,066 --> 00:01:49,152 [Jessimae] Well, Matt, I'm glad you like to go big. 36 00:01:49,235 --> 00:01:52,905 Because you're about to get engulfed in your next client's tattoo. 37 00:01:52,989 --> 00:01:54,740 So, Danny, what brings you here today? 38 00:01:54,824 --> 00:01:56,742 That ugly tramp stamp she has. 39 00:01:57,535 --> 00:01:58,703 -Whoa! Wow. -[woman] Yeah. 40 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:01,622 -I'm hoping we can work some magic here. -Uh-oh! Okay. 41 00:02:01,706 --> 00:02:03,291 -[Jessimae] You're married? -[both] Yeah. 42 00:02:03,374 --> 00:02:06,002 [woman] Danny has been my light in the dark. 43 00:02:06,085 --> 00:02:08,337 -He was one of my better choices. -[Danny laughs] 44 00:02:08,421 --> 00:02:11,591 -Was I? You could've married rich. -Yeah! You were a great choice. 45 00:02:11,674 --> 00:02:13,384 -Should have married rich. -I did marry rich. 46 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:15,303 -Yeah, you did marry rich. -Yeah. 47 00:02:15,386 --> 00:02:17,763 At what point in all this did you get the tattoo? 48 00:02:17,847 --> 00:02:19,599 Oh, I got it when I was 14. 49 00:02:19,682 --> 00:02:21,517 Who's tattooing 14-year-olds? 50 00:02:21,601 --> 00:02:22,935 Excuse my prudeness, but… 51 00:02:23,019 --> 00:02:25,271 I ended up in a hotel room with some friends 52 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:28,107 and one of my friends brought a guy that knew how to tattoo. 53 00:02:28,191 --> 00:02:31,277 I don't know if you'd call him a tattoo artist. It was my birthday. 54 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:34,780 He thought, you know, it's my birthday, he would give me a free tattoo. 55 00:02:34,864 --> 00:02:36,824 So, it very much says "free tattoo." 56 00:02:36,908 --> 00:02:38,159 That's what it says? 57 00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:39,410 -I don't doubt that. -No. 58 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:41,162 -This is far worse than that. -Yeah. 59 00:02:41,245 --> 00:02:44,665 -Far worse. -But you can tell it was a free tattoo. 60 00:02:44,749 --> 00:02:47,168 I need to see the 14-year-old you. Can we see it? 61 00:02:47,251 --> 00:02:49,670 -You sure? It's pretty bad. -[Jessimae] Show us. 100 percent. 62 00:02:49,754 --> 00:02:51,839 [Julie] It's a little embarrassing. Okay. 63 00:02:51,923 --> 00:02:53,883 [Jessimae] Life has its moments of embarrassment. 64 00:02:53,966 --> 00:02:55,301 Shall I apologize now? 65 00:02:55,384 --> 00:02:57,762 I can't-- You're being shy and-- 66 00:02:58,262 --> 00:02:59,430 [Julie laughs] 67 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,265 -[Matt] Oh, all right. -[Julie] There it is. 68 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:04,810 They didn't even spell out the whole "you," but it definitely says "Fuck U." 69 00:03:04,894 --> 00:03:07,688 I tend to make irresponsible decisions. 70 00:03:07,772 --> 00:03:10,775 I'm trying to be better, you know, with my decision-making. 71 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:14,695 -I'm always aware of what I teach my kids. -I do all the swearing for both of us. 72 00:03:14,779 --> 00:03:16,239 That's true. And I get mad at him. 73 00:03:16,322 --> 00:03:17,406 "Do not say curse words 74 00:03:17,490 --> 00:03:18,532 -around my children." -Hmm. 75 00:03:18,616 --> 00:03:21,410 But then I have this giant, horrible tattoo on my back. 76 00:03:21,494 --> 00:03:22,912 We'll make it better, but… 77 00:03:22,995 --> 00:03:25,248 Can't possibly be any worse. 78 00:03:25,831 --> 00:03:27,124 I'm gonna make it worse. 79 00:03:27,792 --> 00:03:28,876 Oh, great. 80 00:03:29,335 --> 00:03:31,545 You're not picking the tattoo, Danny is. 81 00:03:31,629 --> 00:03:32,755 -[laughs] -Oh, my God. 82 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:34,924 -I don't know about that. -I'm gonna put-- 83 00:03:35,007 --> 00:03:37,009 -I don't know about that idea. -I wanna-- Yeah. 84 00:03:37,093 --> 00:03:38,469 You can't tell her anything. 85 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,596 -There's no conversing on this. -[Danny] Ohhh. 86 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:42,223 [Jessimae] You don't get to know. 87 00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:45,685 -You're picking my tattoo? -He's picking the tattoo. You have no say. 88 00:03:45,768 --> 00:03:48,187 Okay. You better start thinking about something good. 89 00:03:48,271 --> 00:03:49,605 USDA Choice. 90 00:03:49,689 --> 00:03:51,482 -Oh, shit. -[Julie laughing] 91 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:53,359 [Jessimae] You call your wife a piece of meat? 92 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:54,860 -Piece of meat! -I'd never say that. 93 00:03:54,944 --> 00:03:58,781 I'm very nervous to make sure I pick out something she does like. 94 00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:01,492 'Cause, you know, my wife can fight. 95 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:02,451 [laughs] 96 00:04:02,535 --> 00:04:04,537 But I-- I think I can take her. 97 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:05,788 -[punching] -[glass smashes] 98 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:08,541 [Jessimae] Man up, Danny! You can do this! 99 00:04:08,624 --> 00:04:11,002 Now get in there and pick that tattoo. 100 00:04:11,627 --> 00:04:14,755 [Matt] Is there any styles that you like, or you know she likes? 101 00:04:14,839 --> 00:04:17,049 She would want something to represent the kids. 102 00:04:17,133 --> 00:04:18,634 Four daughters and one son. 103 00:04:18,718 --> 00:04:20,011 [Matt] Any imagery choices? 104 00:04:20,094 --> 00:04:21,220 -Like, anything-- -A duck. 105 00:04:21,304 --> 00:04:22,179 -A duck? -Yeah. 106 00:04:22,263 --> 00:04:23,306 -For real? -Yeah. 107 00:04:23,431 --> 00:04:24,473 -Ducklings. -Okay. 108 00:04:24,557 --> 00:04:26,767 -All right. -Mom duck with her little babies. 109 00:04:26,851 --> 00:04:29,645 The duck is just… It's a beautiful animal. 110 00:04:29,729 --> 00:04:31,689 It's just not a very dynamic animal. 111 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:34,108 -Are you open to different animals? -Yeah. 112 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:36,944 I'll look up some symbolism with different plants, animals. 113 00:04:37,028 --> 00:04:39,488 -I'll throw different options at you. -Okay. 114 00:04:39,572 --> 00:04:41,198 -You can pick one you wanna look at. -Yeah. 115 00:04:41,282 --> 00:04:43,868 -What you think she'd be stoked on. -Let's hope she likes it. 116 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:47,496 Do you have all the faith in the world that he's gonna choose something… 117 00:04:47,580 --> 00:04:49,332 -No. No. -[laughing] 118 00:04:49,415 --> 00:04:51,834 The hardest part about this tattoo is the placement. 119 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:54,170 It's gonna be super hard to get this to flow 120 00:04:54,253 --> 00:04:56,213 so it doesn't look like another tramp stamp. 121 00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:59,717 I did a little bit of research into, sort of, the meanings of things, 122 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:03,304 and, basically, the swallow symbolizes love and affection for family. 123 00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:04,680 -We got five here. -[Danny] Yeah. 124 00:05:04,764 --> 00:05:06,640 [Matt] As far as the rest of the cover-up, 125 00:05:06,724 --> 00:05:09,268 maybe some flowers in there, something feminine. 126 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:12,521 My wife isn't so girly-girly when it comes to her tattoos. 127 00:05:12,605 --> 00:05:14,899 We're gonna have these flowers here, 128 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:18,444 and usually those are, like, a pretty bright, like, red or pink. 129 00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:20,029 -Will she be opposed? -I think more red. 130 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:21,072 More red than pink? 131 00:05:21,155 --> 00:05:22,865 -Than pink. Yeah. -Yeah, okay. 132 00:05:22,948 --> 00:05:24,033 -For sure. Yeah. -I get it. 133 00:05:24,116 --> 00:05:25,993 -Not so girly and foo-foo-y. -Yeah. 134 00:05:26,077 --> 00:05:27,578 -A little more just strong. -Yeah. 135 00:05:28,204 --> 00:05:30,289 [Jessimae] I'm in Danny's corner on this one. 136 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:31,999 I really hope she likes it. 137 00:05:32,083 --> 00:05:32,917 For his sake. 138 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:37,129 It's not like a normal tattoo where you can just slap it on there. 139 00:05:37,213 --> 00:05:40,091 I gotta go, like, exactly over these lines. 140 00:05:40,174 --> 00:05:43,761 [Jessimae] This tattoo is so big, and in such a difficult place, 141 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:47,515 that a stencil doesn't always work, because the body, you know, curves. 142 00:05:48,099 --> 00:05:49,100 Paper doesn't. 143 00:05:49,183 --> 00:05:52,853 So, Matt has to draw the rest of the stencil on by hand. 144 00:05:52,937 --> 00:05:55,106 Like the Sistine Chapel or something. 145 00:05:56,232 --> 00:06:00,236 All right. This is where I would normally say, "Go check it out in the mirror." 146 00:06:00,319 --> 00:06:01,278 [Julie] All right. 147 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:04,281 -[Matt] We're gonna skip that. -[Danny] I'm your mirror. 148 00:06:04,365 --> 00:06:05,491 [Matt] You like that, mirror? 149 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:07,910 -Looks great. [chuckles] -[Matt] All right. Cool. 150 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:10,579 [Jessimae] Aww, Danny, you make a good mirror. 151 00:06:10,663 --> 00:06:15,209 But there's only one way to make sure Julie doesn't see this tattoo 152 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:16,627 until the end. 153 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:19,922 -Hey, kids. I brought you a present. -Hi. 154 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:22,967 -[Julie] Are you gonna stick me in there? -Well, yes. 155 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:26,178 -Through a woodchipper, so you can't see. -I like it. Okay. 156 00:06:26,262 --> 00:06:29,515 You don't have eyes on the back of your head, but we're covering our bases. 157 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:30,933 Don't worry. It's not on. 158 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:34,270 It's not on yet. 159 00:06:35,396 --> 00:06:38,149 [Jessimae] Oh, yeah, there it is. There's the woodchipper. 160 00:06:38,232 --> 00:06:40,818 Let's shred that tattoo, Matty B. 161 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:41,861 [Matt] Here we go. 162 00:06:43,654 --> 00:06:45,156 I don't claim to be an expert, 163 00:06:45,239 --> 00:06:48,033 but it looks like Matt has got his hands full. 164 00:06:48,117 --> 00:06:51,287 And so do we, because we've got more tattoos to fix. 165 00:06:51,370 --> 00:06:53,831 This next one is for Twig Sparks. 166 00:06:54,457 --> 00:06:57,084 This dude has a crazy imagination. 167 00:06:57,168 --> 00:07:01,255 Seriously, the coolest creative stuff comes out of his head. 168 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:03,716 Creativity is something that I've been blessed with. 169 00:07:03,799 --> 00:07:07,428 Inside, I'm always bright and happy, and everything is really wondrous to me. 170 00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:09,972 I think I see life through a child-like perspective. 171 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:14,518 Oh, Twiggy. You're gonna need all that creativity for this one. 172 00:07:14,602 --> 00:07:15,811 What brings you here? 173 00:07:15,895 --> 00:07:18,898 It's our anniversary. We've been together for a year and a month, 174 00:07:18,981 --> 00:07:21,859 and I wanted to give her this opportunity to cover her tattoo. 175 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:24,069 To me, honestly, it looks like a dog's penis. 176 00:07:24,737 --> 00:07:26,655 -Oh, okay. All right. -It's a lipstick. 177 00:07:26,739 --> 00:07:28,032 I was gonna say, a lipstick? 178 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:30,201 -A lipstick. -To a dog, that wouldn't be embarrassing. 179 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:32,286 -That would be flattering. -It'd be flirting. 180 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:33,537 I don't wanna impress a dog, 181 00:07:33,621 --> 00:07:34,955 -I wanna impress him. -[Twig] True. 182 00:07:35,039 --> 00:07:35,998 [both] Aww! 183 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:39,126 I'm just very happy, you know. My heart is filled with love. 184 00:07:39,210 --> 00:07:41,712 She's the one that I wanna be with every day. 185 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:44,006 -[Genevieve] Aww, I love you. -I love you, too. 186 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:45,674 I love the hand holding. 187 00:07:45,758 --> 00:07:47,051 -Awesome. -[Jessimae] It's a grip. 188 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:49,136 -[Lyno] Appreciate it. -I haven't in a long time. 189 00:07:49,220 --> 00:07:51,222 -Come here. We can do this. -[Genevieve] Oh, my God! 190 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:52,723 -I can make you feel safe. -Oh! 191 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:53,891 Aww, you guys are cute. 192 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:56,143 -Can we see this? -Do you wanna see it now? 193 00:07:56,227 --> 00:07:57,895 -I-- I-- -I would love to see it. 194 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,021 I would love to see it. 195 00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:02,358 [Jessimae] I see the penis. 196 00:08:02,441 --> 00:08:05,778 -I can believe you can see the penis. -That's my gift. That's my superpower. 197 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:12,243 People will take my arm and they'll do this. 198 00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:14,662 -I know he doesn't like that. -[Genevieve] "Oh, so clever." 199 00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:16,622 It's worse when I'm doing this. 200 00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:19,416 It looks like there's a dog penis on my mouth. 201 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:20,626 That's not good, bro. 202 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:23,128 No more dog penis. 203 00:08:23,212 --> 00:08:26,340 It's gonna be great. There's something I wanna let you know. 204 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:28,842 You're not gonna be doing this yourself. 205 00:08:28,926 --> 00:08:30,844 He is going to be choosing what goes on you. 206 00:08:30,928 --> 00:08:32,972 -[Twig] Hey, hey! -No way. What a surprise. 207 00:08:33,055 --> 00:08:34,348 -[Twig laughs] -I didn't know. 208 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:36,141 [Twig] What? Wait a minute, hold on, hold on. 209 00:08:36,225 --> 00:08:37,685 Do you feel you know her well enough 210 00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:40,145 to pick something to be on her for the rest of her life? 211 00:08:40,229 --> 00:08:41,438 [drum roll] 212 00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:44,191 -[cymbal rimshot] -Yes. 213 00:08:44,275 --> 00:08:45,901 -I'm convinced. -You are? I'm not. 214 00:08:45,985 --> 00:08:48,696 -I'm excited. -I believe this tattoo 215 00:08:48,779 --> 00:08:50,573 is gonna be the perfect tattoo for her. 216 00:08:50,656 --> 00:08:51,907 Happy anniversary, babe. 217 00:08:51,991 --> 00:08:54,076 -Let's do it. -Happy anniversary, I love you. 218 00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:55,703 [Jessimae] Get a room! 219 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:59,206 Or, actually, don't. Because Lyno's gotta pick your cover-up. 220 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:01,375 All right, what are your ideas? 221 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:02,793 Alien. 222 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:05,212 Like, alien head with three eyes. 223 00:09:06,297 --> 00:09:07,881 An alien head with three eyes. 224 00:09:07,965 --> 00:09:11,468 With a mandala pattern in color. 225 00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:12,720 Um… 226 00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:14,346 Put up the emergency brake. Hard right. 227 00:09:14,430 --> 00:09:15,347 -[brakes screech] -Hrrr! 228 00:09:15,431 --> 00:09:18,058 -[crashing] -He's picking a tattoo for someone else. 229 00:09:18,142 --> 00:09:21,520 So I gotta really make sure that this guy knows what he's talking about. 230 00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:23,606 The mandala, I think is awesome. 231 00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:27,151 But when you throw the alien head, it's like a guy photobombing the picture. 232 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:28,736 -Yeah, I see. -You got something cool, 233 00:09:28,819 --> 00:09:30,821 -then outta nowhere, you throw this in. -Let's see. 234 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,865 I have to think about this one. Um… 235 00:09:33,824 --> 00:09:34,950 You could talk to me. 236 00:09:35,034 --> 00:09:39,121 Yeah, I have a strong feeling with the alien head, with three eyes. 237 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:40,539 And with three eyes. 238 00:09:40,623 --> 00:09:42,666 As a artist, sometimes you think you know, 239 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,585 but sometimes, you have to back up 240 00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:46,837 and understand this person knows more than you. 241 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:47,963 Let's do the alien. 242 00:09:48,047 --> 00:09:49,340 So, check this guy out. 243 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:52,676 [Lyno] That's actually pretty cool. I like that. 244 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:53,802 -[Twig] You dig that? -Yeah. 245 00:09:53,886 --> 00:09:56,680 Now, if she doesn't like it, I'm gonna blame it all on you. 246 00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:58,432 -Yeah. -[laughs] 247 00:09:58,515 --> 00:10:00,434 [Jessimae] Damn, Twig ain't playin'. 248 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:01,810 And neither are we. 249 00:10:01,894 --> 00:10:02,978 [roaring] 250 00:10:03,062 --> 00:10:06,398 -[Lyno] What? -Whoa! What is this? 251 00:10:06,482 --> 00:10:08,359 I brought you an emotional support cat. 252 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,111 Put your arm through so you can't see what's happening. 253 00:10:11,195 --> 00:10:13,030 Maintain the element of surprise. 254 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:16,200 And also, like, I feel like this is who you can evolve into. 255 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,868 -Envision that. -I will. 256 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:19,703 [Jessimae] We gotta get tattooing 257 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:22,081 if we're gonna cover up all that dog-da-dong-dong-dong. 258 00:10:22,998 --> 00:10:24,124 Let's make it happen. 259 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:27,044 [Lyno] Phew. If it hurts, just squeeze my hand, okay? 260 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:29,630 -I love you. -Hey, I love you, too. 261 00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:32,383 [Twig] Oh, my God! Ewww! 262 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:33,801 Young and in love. 263 00:10:37,346 --> 00:10:38,722 I don't wanna see none of that. 264 00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:40,099 Let's sit back and calm down. 265 00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:43,018 [Jessimae] Calm down? Never! 266 00:10:43,769 --> 00:10:46,480 Let's keep cranking with Rose Hardy. 267 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:48,857 Her tattoos are so dynamic, 268 00:10:48,941 --> 00:10:50,943 they're elegant and also tough. 269 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:53,237 Delicate but also bold. 270 00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:55,656 Dark but also bright? 271 00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:58,117 It's hard to put in a nutshell what my style is. 272 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:03,330 I don't see myself on this pedestal of doing these great tattoos for people. 273 00:11:03,414 --> 00:11:05,374 I just wanna do a good tattoo on them. 274 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:08,001 [Jessimae] You know what else is hard to put in a nutshell? 275 00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:10,129 Your next client's relationship. 276 00:11:10,212 --> 00:11:12,673 And what exactly his tattoo is. 277 00:11:12,798 --> 00:11:14,216 What brings you here, Janet? 278 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:18,387 I came with my husband Fernando to get this funky mess of a tattoo covered. 279 00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:22,057 It's been an eyesore in our family for a long time. 280 00:11:22,141 --> 00:11:24,143 We're just boyfriend and girlfriend now. 281 00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:25,394 [record slows] 282 00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:26,645 She said husband. 283 00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:28,605 -Yeah. I heard husband. -I heard-- Did you hear-- 284 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:30,691 -I… -But then I was looking for the-- 285 00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:33,068 -The ring. -Not yet. We're working on that. 286 00:11:33,152 --> 00:11:34,695 -We'll get there. -He's working on it. 287 00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:36,405 Rude, Fernando. 288 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:39,074 She's the love of my life. She'll always be my angel. 289 00:11:39,158 --> 00:11:40,909 [Janet] In his eyes, I do no wrong. 290 00:11:40,993 --> 00:11:45,414 And I feel excited that I get to actually be in this cover-up with him, 291 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:46,957 because maybe I was-- 292 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,917 Well, I was the reason to begin with. 293 00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:51,003 I was a youngster. She lived on my block. 294 00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:52,504 So I wanted to win her over. 295 00:11:52,588 --> 00:11:54,715 As soon as I got it, I'm like, "Check it out!" 296 00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:57,092 "This symbolizes me, this symbolizes you." 297 00:11:57,176 --> 00:11:59,052 You could've just sent her flowers. 298 00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:00,721 I'd hit on her. She never took it. 299 00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:03,348 He called once and said, "I like you." I hung up on him. 300 00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:04,808 -Oh, wow. -[dialing tone] 301 00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:05,726 That's my girl. 302 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:07,436 This tattoo was to win her over? 303 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,521 -It's the base of the relationship? -[Fernando] Yes. 304 00:12:09,605 --> 00:12:13,609 Through the years, we were just like, "You know, something's really wrong." 305 00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:15,527 It's not that strong of a tattoo. 306 00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:17,654 -I'm not sure. [laughing] -[Jessimae] Yeah. 307 00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:20,199 So, are we gonna be able to see this? 308 00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:22,618 You ready to see? I mean, the whole meaning is great, 309 00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:26,246 but just this little thing that I got going on here… 310 00:12:26,330 --> 00:12:27,539 -You're gonna see-- -Oh, my God. 311 00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:29,541 [Fernando] We got some horns goin' on. 312 00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:31,585 [Janet] I've never seen a demon with three horns. 313 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:34,213 -She looks like she's dead. -No, she's dead! 314 00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:36,215 [screaming] 315 00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:38,759 [Jessimae] Is he coming out of a window? Is that a drape? 316 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,093 It's his wing. 317 00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:41,220 Are you sure? 318 00:12:41,303 --> 00:12:42,888 [Rose] He looks like he's killing her 319 00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:45,224 -or having his way with her. -[Jessimae] Licking her chin. 320 00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:48,393 He's supposed to be just caressing, biting her neck. 321 00:12:48,477 --> 00:12:51,855 You saw this and you were like, "That's my dude"? 322 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:55,984 Actually-- Well, that… When I first seen it, I'm like, "Oh, wow." 323 00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:58,612 -Girl. Girl… -Look at his arm, you know. 324 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:02,741 It was the bicep. Maybe it was the bicep, I'm not sure, that got me. 325 00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:05,118 I feel like crap with this thing on my arm. 326 00:13:05,202 --> 00:13:08,580 Especially when people look at it and say, "That's supposed to be Janet?" 327 00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:10,958 "Yes, it is." "But it looks nothing like her." 328 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,584 So, I'm excited you two are here. 329 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:16,839 But, the best part of today is that you don't get to choose the tattoo. 330 00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:19,508 Janet does. 331 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,677 -Whoa! -[Rose and Jessimae laughing] 332 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:22,761 Whoa! 333 00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:25,389 -[Rose] Yes! Look at his face. -Are you sure we'll do that? 334 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,641 -Are you sure? -That's what's happening. 335 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:30,727 Now, she really owns me if she's here to do this to me. 336 00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:32,521 She is loving this. 337 00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:34,398 She's, like, "Bring it on." 338 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,942 -Husband who? -I'm used to making choices for him. 339 00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:39,611 I'm scared now. 340 00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:42,072 [Jessimae] You know what they say, Fernando. 341 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,992 If you can't trust your wife, who can you trust? 342 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:46,451 Wait, she's not your wife. 343 00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:49,204 Oh, boy. Pick something good, Janet. 344 00:13:49,288 --> 00:13:53,250 What do you think, just as far as what would suit him, what he loves? 345 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,960 -Kissing skulls. -Kissing skulls? 346 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:58,255 Yeah, like, till death do us part. Something like that. 347 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:01,341 The only thing with cover-ups, you're kind of limited 348 00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:04,511 because you cannot lighten a dark color. 349 00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:06,930 It has to be dense. 350 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,932 The black-- Something like black mamba. 351 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,809 It has a deadly bite. 352 00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:14,605 That would work. Like, a snake with some other imagery. 353 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:15,731 Like, roses. 354 00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:18,734 -Something that I can change the lines-- -He loves roses. 355 00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:21,528 The placement makes this design really difficult. 356 00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:24,781 You want the focal point to be on this upper muscle group. 357 00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:26,325 But that's where the cover-up is. 358 00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:29,620 It's gonna be really hard to design a tattoo that flows 359 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,830 and that your eye can travel through. 360 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:35,292 So, I've got the initial design laid over the cover-up. 361 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:39,212 [Janet] I'm not sure if this rose is gonna be good for him. 362 00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:41,006 He likes sharp rose petals. 363 00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,175 -[Rose] Tough crowd. -[Janet] How about this tail? 364 00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:45,886 Is there something else that we can do with that tail? 365 00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:48,639 The way it hangs, I don't want the deadly black mamba-- 366 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:49,681 It's not relaxed. 367 00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:52,768 The tail coming forward just flows better with the shape of the snake. 368 00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:55,520 But I'm gonna change it for her, 'cause that's what she wants. 369 00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:57,856 And I might get my ass kicked if I don't. [laughs] 370 00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,525 [Jessimae] Wow, Rose. I was a little worried about you, 371 00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:02,194 'cause Janet is not playin'! 372 00:15:03,362 --> 00:15:07,366 Now we just gotta make sure Fernando can't see this tattoo until it's done. 373 00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:10,327 -Oh, shit. What's really happening? Damn! -She's just snipping-- 374 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,372 That's the collar for a dog who get their balls cut off. 375 00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,165 -See? No, no, no. -Remember? Yeah. 376 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,000 I'm about to make you feel like a labradoodle. 377 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:19,211 We need to put this on so you can't see your tattoo. 378 00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:20,295 Be careful. I might bite. 379 00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:22,798 -Good boy, good boy. Don't worry. -[Janet] Yeah! 380 00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:24,341 How does that feel? 381 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,509 I'm not comfortable. 382 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,636 You'll have to sit like this for hours. 383 00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:29,179 -Yes. -Bye! 384 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:30,681 Take me with you! 385 00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:31,807 [Rose and Janet laugh] 386 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:32,724 -Please! -No! 387 00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:36,103 [Jessimae] Now, this is love. 388 00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:38,647 Picking a new tattoo for your boo. 389 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:42,442 Covering their mistakes. If they like it, that is. 390 00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:44,903 Are you starting to feel the insecurity dissipate? 391 00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:47,489 -Yeah. Yeah, the lion is doing its job. -That's good. 392 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:50,325 -This lion is doing his job holding you. -Yeah. 393 00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:51,284 -Exactly. -[Lyno] Yeah. 394 00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:52,202 What about dancing? 395 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,246 Have you been entertaining her with a little dance? 396 00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:55,247 Um, here and there. 397 00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:56,999 You want me to show you what I've got? 398 00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:58,125 Yes. 399 00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:59,751 What about a little bit of this? 400 00:15:59,835 --> 00:16:01,253 [both] Whoa! 401 00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:02,796 No, she got moves. She got moves. 402 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:03,839 What about this? 403 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:06,091 All right, y'all! I'll see you later! 404 00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:08,468 -[both] See you! -Think I got a new career! 405 00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:09,845 -[laughs] -That's awesome. 406 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:15,267 So, how long were you guys together before you had your first kid? 407 00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:18,270 Six months. Oh, well, before I got pregnant. 408 00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:21,606 Would you say that your kids are the most important thing in your life? 409 00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:23,775 -Oh, absolutely. Yes. -[Danny] For sure. 410 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,944 [Julie] Being a mother is everything to me. 411 00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:27,821 I have five children, 412 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:32,075 and I just don't feel like I can set a great example 413 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:35,954 when I have this giant tattoo on my back that's really a bad example. 414 00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:40,208 She definitely is the ballsy one here. So, I follow suit. 415 00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:42,169 She's got girl balls. 416 00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:44,629 Those are our ovaries. [laughing] 417 00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:46,465 I like it. I love her. 418 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,510 -[clears throat] -So, tell me. 419 00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:52,095 -Hey. -What's up with this relationship? 420 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,847 -All right. -Oh, shit. Here we go. 421 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,641 I need to know. I've been thinking about it all day long. 422 00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:58,477 The relationship is good. 423 00:16:58,560 --> 00:16:59,895 -Girl, is it? -Yes, it is. 424 00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:01,188 -You know-- -I'm dubious. 425 00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:04,149 When you're from the 'hood, you're not thinking, "Oh, marriage." 426 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:06,777 -[Jessimae] So, there's a lot of drama? -[Janet] But this is… 427 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,988 You know, five, six, seven years, so now we're at 16 and we're like, 428 00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:12,074 "Okay, I think we're good to go." 429 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:13,700 Is he still alive? 430 00:17:13,784 --> 00:17:14,618 -[Rose] No. -Right? 431 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:15,827 -[Fernando sighs] -Is he dead? 432 00:17:15,911 --> 00:17:18,371 -He has a muzzle now. -I'm surrounded here. 433 00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:19,998 -[Rose] Don't talk. -I'm like-- 434 00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,667 -You're not allowed to talk. Sh! -Literally trapped. 435 00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:30,717 [Twig] Genevieve… 436 00:17:30,801 --> 00:17:33,345 -♪ We're done! ♪ -[Genevieve] Thanks! 437 00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:36,139 -I'm nervous. -That makes two of us. 438 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,682 [Jessimae] That makes three of us. 439 00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,476 Because there's a very visible alien, 440 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,770 and that is a very bold choice, to say the least. 441 00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:43,980 Do we really think Genevieve's gonna like this 442 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,191 better than her dog-dong lipstick thing? 443 00:17:50,529 --> 00:17:51,488 How are you feeling? 444 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,241 I'm nervous. I'm excited. I can't wait to see it. 445 00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:56,952 Well, it's now or never. You ready, guys? 446 00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,704 -Oh, my God, oh, my God! -The unveiling. 447 00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:01,456 Let's see what's happening here. 448 00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:04,793 You look like you're hoping you love it. 449 00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:06,419 I hope I love it. [laughs] 450 00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:07,587 Pray to God. 451 00:18:08,839 --> 00:18:11,508 The free Brazilian wax I'm giving you taking the tape off, 452 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,760 -I'm not even gonna charge you for that. -[laughs] 453 00:18:13,844 --> 00:18:15,470 All right, man, here goes nothing. 454 00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:17,264 -Damn. - I want you to have a look at it 455 00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:18,807 and tell me what you think. 456 00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:25,772 [gasps] 457 00:18:25,856 --> 00:18:26,815 Oh, my-- 458 00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:28,441 -Oh-ho-ho! -[Twig laughs] 459 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:30,318 [laughing] 460 00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:33,363 [Genevieve] I love that! Holy shit! 461 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,115 I mean, literally out of this world. 462 00:18:35,866 --> 00:18:37,159 -Wow. -You like it, honey? 463 00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:38,827 -I love it. -Happy anniversary. 464 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:41,538 Oh, my gosh. Thank you so much. 465 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,748 Thank you for picking this out. 466 00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:45,667 [Lyno] Inside and out, I know you very well. 467 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,336 I feel so amazing! It's crazy. 468 00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:50,505 Where was the lipstick? 469 00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:52,591 -[Jessimae] It's gone, girl! -[Lyno] What lipstick? 470 00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:53,758 What are you talking about? 471 00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:56,136 -[Jessimae] There's no lipstick. -[Genevieve] Like, what? 472 00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:57,220 Oh, my God! 473 00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,930 You thought we were messin' around? 474 00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:00,765 It's gone! I put it in my makeup bag. 475 00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:03,768 I wanna know what's the deal with the alien? You're into that? 476 00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:05,937 I like, like, crazy things, I don't know. 477 00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:08,523 I just think it's, like, a cool concept. 478 00:19:08,607 --> 00:19:09,649 You wanna show it off? 479 00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:11,193 -[Genevieve] Yeah. -Come on. Let's go. 480 00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:12,986 -Let me see that. -You did great. 481 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:15,989 -[Twig] Yeah, I know. -[Genevieve] I love it! 482 00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:26,625 [Danny] Trouper, babe, trouper. Tattooed facing a woodchipper? 483 00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:27,792 What? 484 00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:28,960 [Matt] I think we are done. 485 00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:32,422 -[Julie] What? I did it! -It says "Fack U" now. 486 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:33,798 -Oh, my. -[Danny] Nice. 487 00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:36,176 [Jessimae] You better calm down there, Danny. 488 00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:38,553 Or you'll be the one who ends up in the woodchipper. 489 00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:41,097 Are you really that confident Julie's gonna like this tattoo? 490 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:44,351 Because honestly, I'm scared. She's a tough lady. 491 00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:47,145 [Julie] Oh, my God. I can't wait. 492 00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,398 -This is it. -Okay. I'm ready. 493 00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:51,358 Yeah, I'm nervous. 494 00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:52,400 -Danny boy. -Yeah. 495 00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:54,194 -I'm very anxious. -Keep her away. 496 00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:55,779 -I don't want a slap. -Very anxious. 497 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,280 Do you think she's gonna like it? 498 00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:58,698 Uh… yes. 499 00:19:59,783 --> 00:20:01,284 -That was not convincing. -Yes! 500 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,620 -That was the most-- -[Julie] He's scared. Don't scare me. 501 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,288 You're scaring me right now. 502 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,748 You're all scaring us now. 503 00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:08,041 -You guys ready? -Yes. 504 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:10,001 -Let's take a look. -Wanna get started? 505 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:14,714 -All right. -[Jessimae] Your face is purple. 506 00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:16,549 -I'm nervous. -So you're not confident. 507 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:19,052 I'm very confident… that I'm nervous. 508 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,221 [Matt] I think we're ready. 509 00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:23,348 Wow, okay. 510 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,558 -[Jessimae sighs] -I waited a long time for this. 511 00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:28,853 [Jessimae] Danny, do you wanna do a countdown for the reveal? 512 00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:29,854 Three, two, one? 513 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,606 -Jeez! Give me a second. -Oh, sorry. 514 00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:33,233 -I gave you three! -We need some tension. 515 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,403 Three, two, one. 516 00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,615 [gasps] Ohh… 517 00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:42,409 Mmm… 518 00:20:43,994 --> 00:20:45,328 Can you get closer? 519 00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:51,001 [gasps] Oh, my gosh. 520 00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:52,836 Wow! 521 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:55,547 -Gorgeous. Oh, my God. I love it. -[Jessimae] How do you feel? 522 00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:58,258 -You're very quiet, and stressing me out. -I feel renewed. 523 00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:01,219 -[Jessimae] "Fuck U" is gone! -[Julie] That's what I was looking for. 524 00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:03,096 -[Danny] You can't see it. -[Julie] Oh, my God. 525 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,806 [Jessimae] Girl, it left the building. 526 00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:08,476 [Matt] We have five birds. The one with the orange belly is the boy. 527 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:09,477 [Danny] For our son. 528 00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:11,896 -[Julie] Oh, my baby. -[Matt] The other four are the girls. 529 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,440 [Jessimae] I thought there were four. 530 00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:15,692 -"You forgot a kid." -I hope we got the right number. 531 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,068 -I was thinking that! -Yeah. 532 00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:18,278 -You did that? -I love it. 533 00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:19,446 -You helped. -It was my idea. 534 00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:21,364 -He did it, but you helped. -No, it was all his. 535 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:23,325 -We put our brains together. -[Danny] Yeah. 536 00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:26,328 This tattoo is a life-changer, I mean, I just feel like-- 537 00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:30,248 Really like a completely different person. And it really is gone. 538 00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:33,918 I love the new tattoo. And you can start wearing the tube tops. 539 00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:35,045 -Soon. -Oh, I love it. 540 00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:36,087 -Yeah. -Tomorrow. 541 00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:37,714 -[laughs] -Yeah. Let's do it. I'm down. 542 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,132 Yeah. Let's do it. 543 00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:40,800 [laughs] 544 00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:48,725 -We're done. -Woof, woof! Yeah. 545 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:49,684 Yeah? 546 00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:53,229 [Jessimae] Seems like Fernando is all bark and no bite. 547 00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:54,773 -Woof! -Oooh! 548 00:21:54,856 --> 00:21:57,275 Watch out, girl. Watch out. I'm free now. 549 00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:59,444 I hope he sees what an upgrade this tattoo is 550 00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:01,863 from the one he got for Janet in the first place. 551 00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:03,406 She is a queen! 552 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:06,201 If he doesn't like it, he does not deserve her. 553 00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:12,415 -[sighs] Do you think he's gonna like it? -Fernando is my greatest love, 554 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:16,628 and I hope, through this tattoo, he feels it, and I hope you love it. 555 00:22:16,711 --> 00:22:18,630 Oh, my God. Now the pressure is really on. 556 00:22:18,713 --> 00:22:20,131 Yeah! Phew. 557 00:22:20,215 --> 00:22:21,966 [sighs] Are you ready? 558 00:22:22,592 --> 00:22:23,885 Nervous. Nervous. 559 00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:25,053 Okay, let's get it off. 560 00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:29,599 Makes my heart skip a beat. [laughs] 561 00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:31,893 Okay. 562 00:22:33,228 --> 00:22:34,229 Are you ready? 563 00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:38,108 Oh, shit. 564 00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:40,652 Damn! 565 00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:42,821 Damn! That's a piece, baby! 566 00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:46,658 -Have a close look. Look at the detail. -Hold on. 567 00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:48,326 Is that what I think it is there? 568 00:22:49,828 --> 00:22:50,870 Is that a black mamba? 569 00:22:51,454 --> 00:22:53,498 -[Rose] Yes! -Whoa! 570 00:22:54,124 --> 00:22:56,459 [Fernando] That's sick! I love it with the tongue out. 571 00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:58,503 -[Rose] Okay, good, good! -[Fernando] I love it. 572 00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:01,172 -Oh, I'm friggin' happy. I'm thrilled. -[Rose] Yes! 573 00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:02,632 -The angel's gone. -[Fernando] Yeah. 574 00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:05,343 Those nasty wings are gone. You can't even see it. 575 00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:07,804 You know what? I started this off with a mist-- 576 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,431 It wasn't a mistake, 'cause I got you. 577 00:23:09,514 --> 00:23:12,183 -I know. -We're still here, 16 years later. 578 00:23:12,267 --> 00:23:13,476 Thank you for the journey. 579 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,478 -I'm glad I decided to join you. -This is awesome. 580 00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:17,897 -Are you sure? -[Janet] Yes! 581 00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:19,441 -[Rose laughs] -So, I wanted to know… 582 00:23:20,775 --> 00:23:22,068 if you'll marry me. 583 00:23:22,152 --> 00:23:23,611 [Rose] Oh, my God. 584 00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:25,113 -Yes. -[Rose] Oh! 585 00:23:25,196 --> 00:23:27,449 -Yes, I will. Yes. -[Rose] He's gonna cry! 586 00:23:27,532 --> 00:23:29,617 -Oh, my God! -Oh, my God! 587 00:23:30,201 --> 00:23:31,870 -I love you. -I love you too, baby. 588 00:23:31,953 --> 00:23:32,787 Oh, my goodness. 589 00:23:32,871 --> 00:23:34,873 -No, you didn't. -Yes, I did. 590 00:23:35,832 --> 00:23:37,625 -And see? That's why-- -Oh, my God. 591 00:23:39,544 --> 00:23:40,503 I love you. 592 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,589 -[Rose] You guys! -I can't believe you. 593 00:23:43,214 --> 00:23:45,258 -I love you, baby. -Yes! 594 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:48,052 -[Rose] Did you see that? -There's love in the air! 595 00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:49,721 -[Rose] Congratulations! -[Jessimae] Yes! 596 00:23:49,804 --> 00:23:51,389 -Whoo! -[Rose] I'm so glad you did that. 597 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:53,433 -Oh, my God. -Thank you for everything. 598 00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:55,477 -[Rose] No, thank you! -[Janet] Fill it up, girl. 599 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,479 -Congratulations. -[Fernando] Thank you. 600 00:23:57,562 --> 00:23:59,564 -I mean… -Look at that. 601 00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:01,232 [Jessimae] Oh! Rose! 602 00:24:01,316 --> 00:24:03,693 -[Rose] It's gone. -[Fernando] Rose got down on the rose. 603 00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:06,446 She has exorcised the demon! 604 00:24:06,529 --> 00:24:09,616 -Oh, yeah, baby! -This tattoo is clear. 605 00:24:09,699 --> 00:24:11,868 -Yes! -The demon turned into a black mamba! Yes! 606 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:12,785 [Rose] Yeah! 607 00:24:12,869 --> 00:24:14,329 Couldn't ask for anything better. 608 00:24:14,412 --> 00:24:17,790 I pulled you in with the old one. This new one has a new meaning. 609 00:24:17,874 --> 00:24:20,126 That rose just stands out, beautiful like you. 610 00:24:21,669 --> 00:24:23,296 He put a ring on it. 611 00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:25,924 [Jessimae] Why don't we take a walk down the future wedding aisle? 612 00:24:26,007 --> 00:24:27,300 -Let's practice. -Right. 613 00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:29,177 -Do you wanna be mine? -I will be yours. 614 00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:31,679 [Jessimae sings "Wedding March"] 615 00:24:31,763 --> 00:24:34,265 [Fernando] Oh, that's what-- See, that's what I'm talking about. 616 00:24:34,349 --> 00:24:37,060 [Jessimae humming] 617 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:40,855 [Jessimae] Another happy ending! 618 00:24:40,939 --> 00:24:43,149 As long as people keep making mistakes, 619 00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:45,401 we'll keep covering them up. 620 00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:47,111 And that's, like, forever. 621 00:24:47,195 --> 00:24:50,865 So, stay right there and let's see some more disasters.