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[gentle music]

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[liquid pouring]

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[chicken clucking]

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[phone chimes]

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Yes Greg. Yes I do.

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[groaning and moaning]

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[Lauren moans loudly]

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[kissing sounds]

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Oh god!

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Hey um...

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..you're a lawyer right?

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Oh god, you don't
need legal advice do you?

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No, no, no...
I mean, the power's out,

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the mattress
is on the floor.

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I can spot you
like twenty bucks.

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Oh thanks, but no,
my ex took my bed.

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What a dick!

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[chicken clucks loudly]

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[Greg screams]

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[Greg] Oh there's a chicken.

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-Yeah, that's Angus.
-Oh hey Angus.

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I'm actually not all
that fond of chickens.

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Oh.

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This one seems
quite territorial.

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Yes she is.

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It's coming, no it's coming!

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-Just don't look at her.
-Okay.

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# I'm like a candle burning
End to end #

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[chicken purrs]

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Hi.

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[gentle music]

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[Lola] Yummy, yummy toast.

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Oh!

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Morning Bosslet. Breakfast!

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When did you get back?

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Early doors! Want some caviar?

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What happened to the clock?

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Oh it, it fell.
It had an accident.

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[Roger] You know the powers
out? I had to use the camp
stove.

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[Carol] Lauren! Have
a look at these darling.

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Aren't they wonderful?

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Anyway I'll take a look at the
wiring after breakfast.

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We're painting our entire
holiday.

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I'm doing penguins in bowties.

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Oh, that's lovely. Quite
a lot of painting though.

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[Carol] Yes, well, you can't
stifle creativity Floss.

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What's this?

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[Abby] Oh we want
you to stay here.

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As opposed to?

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[Lola] Going.
To Dad's new house.

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[Roger] The kids wanted to
start sorting some of their
bits out.

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[Carol] Yes we stopped over at
Jake's new place on the way,

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and it's--
-[Lola] Ginormous!

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It has a pool.

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Dad said we can
have a trampoline.

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Wow! Great.

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Yeah eat up your toast Lola,
gotta get big and strong.

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I don't care about
being big and strong,

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I just want to be pretty.

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Okay, well we definitely
need to talk about that.

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I mean they're not
mutually exclusive.

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But I don't want
to get any bigger.

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[Lauren] Well you can't
stay small forever.

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But if I get big, then I'll
look like you, with your big
face.

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You see, my face
is small and pretty

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and yours is kind of
big, giant, but squished.

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Thank you, for sharing that.

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Hi ya.

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Oh hello.

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Got you a soy latte.

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I drink almond,
but that's okay.

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Ah.

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No, no, no, it's nice.
Thank you.

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Ah, you know the coffee
in London is diabolical.

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-It's gross.
-Really? Ah.

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Have you made a decision?

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-Ah, no.
-Oh.

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I can really see
you in London Alex.

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All the fog and pigeons
and the chimney sweeps.

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That's literally
the set of Mary Poppins.

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Yeah I know, obviously.

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Oh my god,
this coffee's so good.

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Wow!

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[Lauren moans]

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[door shuts]

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Ange, is it Bob again?

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I'm fine.

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Well, if you want to talk to me
then just come and find me
okay?

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Did you snort cocaine
off Dallas' willy?

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Oh god.

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Cocaine!

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-Ah, well--
-Off his willy!

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Ah no! Yes! No! Ange?

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[Lauren] Did he tell you...
off his penis...

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Sorry!

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I don't know why...
I'm so sorry, yes I did!

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I did snort it...
I'm sorry.

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Are you mainly cross
about the cocaine,

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or are you mainly cross
about the Dallas' penis bit?

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You know that
I am on the board--

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I know--

102
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Of Family Lawyers
Against Illegal Drugs

103
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Consultation Help Group.

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You know that about me--

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I just don't understand why
he would tell you about it.

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No he didn't tell me.
It's here, look!

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There!
[Lauren gasps]

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Black and white
and shade of blue.

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[Lauren] Oh god. Oh god!

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Shit! Alex!

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Hello?

112
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Oh fuck! Why is this here?
How do you have this?

113
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Why do you have this?

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Mr. Hilton is moving
over to Baxter Lang.

115
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I'm sending them his files.
It's labelled HMTF.

116
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Yes! Hot Men To Fuck!

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-No.
-Oh.

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Also Hilton Marriage
Term Financials.

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-Why didn't you file it Alex!
-Sorry.

120
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If this was accidently send to
our biggest competitor,

121
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then that would be a lot of
compromising information.

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[Alex] Including someone who
actually works at Baxter Lang.

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[Lauren] Oh, how do we,
how do we get rid of it?

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I tried to delete it
but it's still uploading!

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Uploading?!

126
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Where is it uploading?

127
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-What?
-Where? Where?

128
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[Ange] I don't know.

129
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So what server did you say...

130
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Um, which server?

131
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The main one, ah, the big one.

132
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Okay. Baxter Lang. These are
the files currently
transferring--

133
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Oh, okay. If you can
stop this right now

134
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I will give you my brand new
ergonomic swivel chair.

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What! To keep?

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Yes!

137
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Okay, um, any of
these ones here?

138
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Yes, that one there. That
excel spreadsheet just there.

139
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Okay, you are very,
very lucky ducks

140
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because that is not
finished transferring.

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It's still uploading.

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God, the joys of the
National Broadband, am I right?

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[all laugh]

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It's been like two hours.

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-Please!
-Cancelled.

146
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Just checking,
it's definitely not going

147
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to start uploading
itself again is it?

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That's, no.

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They can't get like
67 percent of it?

150
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-Also not how it works.
-Yeah, great.

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Oh god!

152
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What the...

153
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-[Roger] Hello Bosslet.
-Dad?

154
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What's going on?

155
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Why are there wires
all over the place?

156
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Well, it turns out that all
the wiring's a bit ropey.

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Typical of an
electrician's house.

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All of it?

159
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Well it's all connected
Bosslet.

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I realise that, but why are
you finding this out now.

161
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I just want to check it out
for you before we left.

162
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Yes precisely, you're leaving.
So why you doing it now?

163
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Well I'm just
hooking up the temp power,

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a little genny
under the house.

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And while I was down there
I found a load of old wiring,

166
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that had been chewed
through by something.

167
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Maybe an Antechinus.

168
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-Antechinus?
-Little rodents.

169
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I've got rats?

170
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Well not necessarily and
they're marsupials actually.

171
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No you know what. I'm sorry
Dad, I quit! Yeah, I quit!

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Give me strength.

173
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-She's here.
-Oh quick.

174
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[Abby] You're going
to be so gobsmacked.

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[Lauren laughs] Oh wow!

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Oh that is beautiful.
Mum is this you?

177
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Well...

178
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Thank you.

179
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Mama this is you with your big
beautiful giant squished head.

180
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Oh thank you.
Thank you.

181
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Thank you.

182
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[Roger] Lauren?

183
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Ah.

184
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[Lola] Yeah let's go
pack up the stuff.

185
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Wow!

186
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Put it together from a few bits
I found under the house.

187
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[knock on wood]

188
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-Should do you for a while.
-Thanks Dad.

189
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Sorry about just now.

190
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I've done all the preliminary
stuff but you're going to need

191
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a professional to
untangle that mess.

192
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Yeah. I wish
you weren't going.

193
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Me too.

194
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You know, it's all right
to get upset sometimes.

195
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We all have feelings,
even you Bosslet.

196
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-Yeah, well I don't like it.
-I know.

197
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Chin up. You'll be fine.

198
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[car horn honks]

199
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Oh Carol, a taxi's here.

200
00:09:00,043 --> 00:09:01,750
[Carol] Coming Roger.

201
00:09:01,817 --> 00:09:03,719
Nana, when are we
coming to see you?

202
00:09:03,786 --> 00:09:06,021
Oh, soon my possum.

203
00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:08,757
Just remember we don't
say goodbyes do we?

204
00:09:08,824 --> 00:09:10,459
Come here, you too Abby.

205
00:09:12,043 --> 00:09:12,594
My little smarty pants
the pair of you.

206
00:09:12,661 --> 00:09:13,762
Thank you Mum.

207
00:09:13,829 --> 00:09:14,897
Here's your scarf Grandpa.

208
00:09:15,364 --> 00:09:16,498
Love you.

209
00:09:16,565 --> 00:09:18,033
Love you Bosslet.

210
00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:20,235
-Love you. Love you.
-Come on.

211
00:09:20,302 --> 00:09:23,472
Oh and they're sending someone
to collect the RV tomorrow.

212
00:09:24,043 --> 00:09:25,307
Don't, please,
just wave from the window.

213
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Okay Mum.

214
00:09:30,813 --> 00:09:32,948
Got your stuff ready
for Dad's tonight?

215
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Tick.

216
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Lola?

217
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Tock.

218
00:09:42,891 --> 00:09:44,426
Bye.

219
00:09:50,065 --> 00:09:51,500
Anyone fancy caviar?

220
00:09:51,567 --> 00:09:53,035
-Race you.
-Great.

221
00:09:56,972 --> 00:09:58,073
[Helena] You all right?

222
00:10:00,043 --> 00:10:02,111
Yeah. I just don't
like goodbyes.

223
00:10:02,177 --> 00:10:05,247
You just need to keep busy.
Mum says you're painting.

224
00:10:06,043 --> 00:10:07,516
Oh my god. You two
and your bloody painting.

225
00:10:07,583 --> 00:10:09,385
I'm actually going on a date

226
00:10:09,451 --> 00:10:11,954
with the trouser snake,
chicken hater.

227
00:10:12,043 --> 00:10:14,023
Trouser snake, chicken hater.
That's right.

228
00:10:14,089 --> 00:10:15,357
God, careful with that hammer.

229
00:10:18,043 --> 00:10:18,127
Oh I just need to get this
bloody hook off this wall.

230
00:10:18,193 --> 00:10:19,995
Did Dad really take
apart all your wiring

231
00:10:20,062 --> 00:10:21,296
just before leaving?

232
00:10:21,363 --> 00:10:23,032
Yeah, he makes a habit
of that doesn't he.

233
00:10:24,043 --> 00:10:25,634
Yeah, do you remember when he
took the stairs out at home,

234
00:10:25,701 --> 00:10:28,537
and then went to Greece
for work for three weeks!

235
00:10:28,604 --> 00:10:29,438
Yeah.

236
00:10:30,043 --> 00:10:30,873
At least he left us
with a stepladder.

237
00:10:30,939 --> 00:10:33,042
Hey. Sorry, the
front door was open.

238
00:10:33,108 --> 00:10:34,243
Was it?

239
00:10:36,043 --> 00:10:37,746
Yeah, and you said you might
have time for a quick chat.

240
00:10:37,813 --> 00:10:40,349
-Um, did I?
-Hm.

241
00:10:42,043 --> 00:10:42,951
[Helena] Hello.
Oh is this the snake--

242
00:10:43,018 --> 00:10:47,022
No. This is, ah,
Matt the milk man.

243
00:10:48,043 --> 00:10:48,223
Ah, paramedic.

244
00:10:48,290 --> 00:10:49,358
The Kefir King!

245
00:10:49,425 --> 00:10:50,826
-Yeah.
-I do like it.

246
00:10:54,043 --> 00:10:54,163
Hi. I've heard that Kefir
is really good on muesli,

247
00:10:54,229 --> 00:10:57,399
and would you use almond milk
or cows for that Matt?

248
00:11:00,043 --> 00:11:01,070
Sometimes coconut water,
which is fun, so...

249
00:11:01,136 --> 00:11:03,305
Sorry. I don't want
to interrupt your chat.

250
00:11:06,043 --> 00:11:06,308
But you did say that we
could catch up tonight.

251
00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:09,344
-[Helena] Did you indeed?
-Yeah, I remember now.

252
00:11:12,043 --> 00:11:13,348
Ah, but that was
before this hole.

253
00:11:13,415 --> 00:11:14,983
Which I've got to fix,
and the...

254
00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:16,885
Yeah, does look
quite pressing.

255
00:11:18,043 --> 00:11:19,488
Um, the thing wouldn't
have to be for that long.

256
00:11:19,555 --> 00:11:20,589
Hm.

257
00:11:24,043 --> 00:11:24,293
I just wanted to find out
how you feel about um...

258
00:11:25,494 --> 00:11:26,528
..the sex.

259
00:11:26,595 --> 00:11:27,429
[Lauren screams in pain]

260
00:11:27,496 --> 00:11:28,464
Sorry.

261
00:11:30,043 --> 00:11:30,065
Oh my gosh, are
you all right?

262
00:11:30,132 --> 00:11:31,467
-[Matt] Wow!
-[Lauren groans]

263
00:11:31,533 --> 00:11:32,935
Oh god! All right
I'll get my kit.

264
00:11:33,001 --> 00:11:34,336
-[Lauren cries] It really
hurts. -Sorry.

265
00:11:42,043 --> 00:11:42,845
I'm just saying, you need to
consider all of the angles.

266
00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:44,813
London is a very
dangerous place.

267
00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:46,915
Yep. Thank you Captain
Birdseye.

268
00:11:48,043 --> 00:11:48,484
You're not going to
tell me what happened?

269
00:11:48,550 --> 00:11:50,185
-Matt happened.
-Ah, okay.

270
00:11:50,252 --> 00:11:52,421
No, no, no, I mean I happened
because of Matt...

271
00:11:54,043 --> 00:11:54,156
I don't want to talk about it.

272
00:11:54,456 --> 00:11:56,125
[Big Ben phone chime]

273
00:12:00,043 --> 00:12:01,463
Wow! Have you got a
personalised ringtone for Peter
now?

274
00:12:02,164 --> 00:12:04,399
Yep he says he needs to
start making arrangements.

275
00:12:04,466 --> 00:12:05,634
If I'm going.

276
00:12:06,201 --> 00:12:08,070
-He needs to know by tomorrow.
-Right.

277
00:12:12,043 --> 00:12:12,741
You know, they found nine of
the world's most deadly
super-bugs

278
00:12:12,808 --> 00:12:15,310
on the Tube, including E. coli.

279
00:12:15,377 --> 00:12:16,411
-Okay.
-Hm. Wow.

280
00:12:18,043 --> 00:12:19,314
And lots and lots of faeces.

281
00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:23,051
Hmm. Thank you Simon.

282
00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:24,486
-Great.
-Happy to help.

283
00:12:24,553 --> 00:12:26,288
And thank you for stopping
the transfer yesterday,

284
00:12:26,355 --> 00:12:27,656
honestly I appreciate it.

285
00:12:27,723 --> 00:12:29,324
No problemo sombrero.

286
00:12:30,659 --> 00:12:33,795
Actually, what did you do
about the hard copies?

287
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:40,002
[upbeat music]

288
00:12:40,068 --> 00:12:41,937
[man] Sorry, so let me
get this straight.

289
00:12:42,043 --> 00:12:47,342
So my name and the um, intimate
details of our sexual
encounter,

290
00:12:48,043 --> 00:12:49,311
-are on a spreadsheet?
-Yes.

291
00:12:49,378 --> 00:12:51,180
-Somewhere inside my office?
-Yes.

292
00:12:51,513 --> 00:12:52,414
Yes.

293
00:12:52,481 --> 00:12:53,448
Well you know what it's like

294
00:12:54,043 --> 00:12:54,583
when you are
overloaded with work

295
00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:57,519
and time management is an
issue, so I had a spreadsheet.

296
00:12:57,586 --> 00:12:59,221
Wait! How much detail?

297
00:13:00,043 --> 00:13:01,490
-Warrior, warrior baby!
-You mean?

298
00:13:01,557 --> 00:13:02,558
Warrior baby.

299
00:13:02,624 --> 00:13:03,659
-And, and--
-Yeah

300
00:13:03,725 --> 00:13:04,960
Well I have to remember.

301
00:13:06,043 --> 00:13:06,261
It was role play!

302
00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:08,363
Sorry. Apologies.

303
00:13:09,565 --> 00:13:11,400
Fuck! Shit!

304
00:13:12,043 --> 00:13:12,467
And...

305
00:13:12,534 --> 00:13:14,269
-Oh fuck, shit! Come on.
-Okay thank you. Thanks.

306
00:13:15,270 --> 00:13:16,538
Thank you so much.

307
00:13:19,975 --> 00:13:21,977
Do you not have a key
to your own mail room?

308
00:13:24,043 --> 00:13:24,379
No, because I'm a Partner here,
not the mail room guy.

309
00:13:24,446 --> 00:13:25,347
[Alex] It's right there.

310
00:13:25,414 --> 00:13:26,381
Stop buggering around
and open that door.

311
00:13:26,448 --> 00:13:27,316
Open the door.

312
00:13:27,382 --> 00:13:28,183
I honestly can't,
I just told you that.

313
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:30,552
If I was a Partner here I'd
have a skeleton key to every
room.

314
00:13:30,619 --> 00:13:32,120
Skeleton keys aren't real so--

315
00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:35,591
Aren't real! [Simon scoffs]
Aren't real!? This guy.

316
00:13:36,043 --> 00:13:38,060
Guys let's think.
Should we break the glass?

317
00:13:38,126 --> 00:13:40,829
No, we should set it on fire.

318
00:13:42,043 --> 00:13:43,966
We could flood it. Yeah that
would work. Water damage. Yeah.

319
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:46,635
No, no, no we are not flooding
or setting on fire.

320
00:13:48,043 --> 00:13:48,837
No, we're just going to wait
for the mail room guy to come
back.

321
00:13:48,904 --> 00:13:49,871
Well how long
is he going to be?

322
00:13:49,938 --> 00:13:51,373
I don't know, oh my god...

323
00:13:54,109 --> 00:13:55,344
[fire alarm rings]

324
00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:57,212
Morning.

325
00:13:57,279 --> 00:13:59,248
Everyone's just going to think
it was a small malfunction.

326
00:14:00,043 --> 00:14:00,582
I have no words.

327
00:14:00,649 --> 00:14:02,517
-[phone chimes]
-Hang on.

328
00:14:03,151 --> 00:14:05,254
Okay. Wow, it worked.

329
00:14:06,043 --> 00:14:07,155
Apparently every bit of
paper on that floor is pulp.

330
00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:08,590
[all laugh]

331
00:14:08,657 --> 00:14:09,524
Oh thank God.

332
00:14:09,591 --> 00:14:11,927
So Lauren, I thought
if Alex is leaving

333
00:14:12,043 --> 00:14:14,396
there's going to be an opening
for a new wing-man right?

334
00:14:14,463 --> 00:14:15,364
Yeah, I guess so.

335
00:14:15,430 --> 00:14:16,265
Well I've taken the liberty

336
00:14:16,531 --> 00:14:17,566
to track your progress on
the Spreadsheet already.

337
00:14:18,043 --> 00:14:18,700
So I kind of know what--

338
00:14:18,767 --> 00:14:19,901
What?

339
00:14:24,043 --> 00:14:24,273
Yeah, I'm fully briefed.
I know, I know everything so...

340
00:14:24,339 --> 00:14:25,274
Everything?

341
00:14:25,340 --> 00:14:29,144
Yeah, so I could be
your Robin, Batman.

342
00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:30,646
Batperson?

343
00:14:30,712 --> 00:14:31,980
What are you going
to do without me?

344
00:14:32,047 --> 00:14:35,951
Yeah, and I can, I've got
some plans for a league table,

345
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:36,818
so it would be like
Premiere division,

346
00:14:36,885 --> 00:14:38,887
first division, second
division.

347
00:14:38,954 --> 00:14:40,622
Ah, it's still a
work in progress.

348
00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:46,862
[Lauren sighs]

349
00:14:48,043 --> 00:14:48,096
Lauren?

350
00:14:48,163 --> 00:14:49,464
Ah, Matt.

351
00:14:49,531 --> 00:14:50,632
Hey, I'm glad I caught you.

352
00:14:50,699 --> 00:14:52,768
I was going to call, sorry.

353
00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:53,969
Listen, I know you
got a lot of stuff on.

354
00:14:54,043 --> 00:14:55,270
Yeah, I've had a shocking day.

355
00:14:55,337 --> 00:14:57,439
Look, I need to know
where I stand.

356
00:15:00,043 --> 00:15:00,075
I know first and
foremost we're mates.

357
00:15:00,142 --> 00:15:01,143
Exactly.

358
00:15:01,209 --> 00:15:02,844
But seriously Loz,

359
00:15:02,911 --> 00:15:05,580
I actually think there
might be something here.

360
00:15:06,043 --> 00:15:08,050
Yeah, but we are, we're mates.

361
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,885
-Yep.
-And you're mates with Jake.

362
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:11,887
And it all just feels too
matey.

363
00:15:12,043 --> 00:15:13,121
No, I get it, it's complicated.

364
00:15:13,188 --> 00:15:16,658
And I need to put my children
first and what I need is...

365
00:15:16,725 --> 00:15:17,726
..simplicity.

366
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:18,827
Right.

367
00:15:18,894 --> 00:15:20,862
And I just don't need a
relationship with anyone.

368
00:15:20,929 --> 00:15:22,964
I can't do more.

369
00:15:24,043 --> 00:15:26,802
Okay, listen.
Being friends is good,

370
00:15:30,043 --> 00:15:31,173
but don't you want someone
to look after you or...

371
00:15:31,239 --> 00:15:32,541
No!

372
00:15:36,043 --> 00:15:36,478
I don't need someone
to look after me Matt.

373
00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:38,780
-Okay?
-Okay.

374
00:15:38,847 --> 00:15:40,449
-Yeah.
-Right.

375
00:15:42,043 --> 00:15:43,552
-Hey.
-Hey.

376
00:15:44,286 --> 00:15:45,687
[Greg] Whoo!

377
00:15:45,754 --> 00:15:46,988
[Matt] Greg! Hey.

378
00:15:48,043 --> 00:15:49,091
[Matt] What are you doing here?

379
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:53,695
[Greg] I'm... Me?
I'm coming to see Lauren.

380
00:15:54,043 --> 00:15:55,597
Check she's okay after we
had to cancel last night.

381
00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:57,999
Yes. Have you met?

382
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:00,369
-Fuck off!
-What?

383
00:16:00,435 --> 00:16:01,703
Oh.

384
00:16:01,770 --> 00:16:03,605
-Fuck off.
-Oh dear.

385
00:16:06,043 --> 00:16:06,541
-Jodi Reginatto! -Ah, what are
you talking about?

386
00:16:06,608 --> 00:16:07,609
-You...
-What?

387
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:09,378
Ahh! What are
you talking about.

388
00:16:12,043 --> 00:16:12,147
Sorry, do you know
each other or?

389
00:16:12,214 --> 00:16:13,048
He's my brother.

390
00:16:13,115 --> 00:16:15,784
Oh you're joking. Oh god.

391
00:16:16,385 --> 00:16:17,319
You absolute...

392
00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:19,321
[men struggle]

393
00:16:19,388 --> 00:16:20,422
Oh no.

394
00:16:20,989 --> 00:16:22,257
Please tell me you
didn't sleep with him.

395
00:16:24,043 --> 00:16:24,860
No. Yes. No.

396
00:16:26,294 --> 00:16:27,162
A bit.

397
00:16:27,229 --> 00:16:28,063
What are you doing here?

398
00:16:30,043 --> 00:16:30,198
What am I doing here?
She's my friend!

399
00:16:30,265 --> 00:16:31,299
Mate!

400
00:16:32,334 --> 00:16:33,502
She's my neighbour.

401
00:16:33,568 --> 00:16:34,636
What?

402
00:16:36,043 --> 00:16:36,304
Yeah I live over there
now, but of course

403
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:39,174
you don't read the family
newsletter you dickhead.

404
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:41,143
[men moan and groan]

405
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:42,444
Guys, the neighbours.

406
00:16:42,511 --> 00:16:43,512
-Get off!
-No!

407
00:16:43,578 --> 00:16:45,046
Ahh!

408
00:16:45,113 --> 00:16:47,582
[yelling]

409
00:16:48,683 --> 00:16:51,653
That's, awful.

410
00:16:54,043 --> 00:16:54,689
[Lauren] Yeah,
see you later guys.

411
00:16:54,756 --> 00:16:56,057
[Greg] I hate you!

412
00:16:56,124 --> 00:16:57,893
Don't make too much noise.

413
00:17:00,829 --> 00:17:03,298
[gentle music]

414
00:17:48,643 --> 00:17:50,512
[chicken clucks]

415
00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:52,080
Hm?

416
00:17:54,043 --> 00:17:56,051
[upbeat music]

417
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:03,191
[electric drill]

418
00:18:03,258 --> 00:18:04,459
Oh, oh, oh,
babe, babe, babe.

419
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:06,661
Pull my finger.

420
00:18:06,728 --> 00:18:07,596
-No.
-Pull it!

421
00:18:07,662 --> 00:18:08,763
-No.
-Go, go!

422
00:18:08,830 --> 00:18:09,798
[Jake farts]

423
00:18:09,865 --> 00:18:12,033
-[both laugh]
-You're disgusting.

424
00:18:12,767 --> 00:18:14,436
Don't, Jake!

425
00:18:18,673 --> 00:18:20,175
How's it looking?

426
00:18:20,242 --> 00:18:22,878
Yeah, the eye patch
makes you look at bit freaky.

427
00:18:24,043 --> 00:18:25,013
No, not me. The wiring?

428
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,515
Oh no, well sweet as.

429
00:18:26,581 --> 00:18:28,617
You're old man and his
unfinished projects hey?

430
00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:30,452
-Yeah.
-All good. Almost done.

431
00:18:30,519 --> 00:18:31,520
Good.

432
00:18:31,586 --> 00:18:32,354
You're lucky to
have a professional

433
00:18:32,420 --> 00:18:33,822
to call on for help.

434
00:18:36,043 --> 00:18:36,358
Actually here's this
as a thank you.

435
00:18:36,424 --> 00:18:39,961
For me? Thank you so much.

436
00:18:42,043 --> 00:18:42,531
-Jake, look.
-Well look at that.

437
00:18:42,597 --> 00:18:46,568
[Nancy] Oh, thank you.
I love it.

438
00:18:46,635 --> 00:18:47,802
[Matt] Hey.

439
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:49,237
Oh, you're here.

440
00:18:49,304 --> 00:18:50,605
Yeah, Jake called.

441
00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:51,606
Hey bro, come in.

442
00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:53,275
I'm just returning
his 140 mill snips--

443
00:18:54,043 --> 00:18:54,843
[Jake] Are they
my 200 mill snips?

444
00:18:54,910 --> 00:18:56,978
-200 mill snips.
-Right.

445
00:18:57,479 --> 00:18:58,480
Hey. There you go.

446
00:19:00,043 --> 00:19:00,048
Gregster!

447
00:19:00,115 --> 00:19:02,551
Holy shit! Haven't
seen you in ages mate.

448
00:19:03,451 --> 00:19:05,086
Rotorua 2002, remember?

449
00:19:06,043 --> 00:19:06,187
Oh Jake!

450
00:19:06,254 --> 00:19:07,989
[all laugh]

451
00:19:08,223 --> 00:19:10,959
-Good to see ya man.
-Great.

452
00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:11,826
What's that?

453
00:19:12,043 --> 00:19:14,596
Oh, it's for the, for her.

454
00:19:14,663 --> 00:19:16,998
Chicken's eggs.

455
00:19:18,043 --> 00:19:18,266
You've met Angus?

456
00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:20,302
Ah sorry,
this is my partner Nancy.

457
00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:22,037
Nancy, Greg.
You know Matt.

458
00:19:22,103 --> 00:19:23,104
[Alex] Oh, this is...

459
00:19:23,171 --> 00:19:24,005
Alex.

460
00:19:24,072 --> 00:19:25,807
This is cosy isn't it.

461
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,275
What was that sweetheart?

462
00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:31,780
Ah, yep. Sorry, that's just
Lola, got to go and...

463
00:19:31,846 --> 00:19:32,981
[Nancy] I didn't hear anything.

464
00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:35,016
-[Alex] I don't think we've
met. -Hey.

465
00:19:36,043 --> 00:19:36,751
[Lauren] Just coming darling.

466
00:19:37,485 --> 00:19:39,187
Come on in. Come on in.

467
00:19:39,254 --> 00:19:40,789
Lola?

468
00:19:42,043 --> 00:19:42,390
[smash]

469
00:19:45,126 --> 00:19:46,795
[Lauren] Ahhh.

470
00:19:50,031 --> 00:19:51,266
[Alex laughs]

471
00:19:54,043 --> 00:19:55,403
With ya eye patch and the leg
you look a bit like a--

472
00:19:55,470 --> 00:19:56,972
-A pirate?
-Yep.

473
00:20:00,043 --> 00:20:03,311
Um, why is trouser
snake downstairs?

474
00:20:06,043 --> 00:20:06,715
It turns out he's
Matt's brother.

475
00:20:06,781 --> 00:20:09,150
-Matt's brother!
-Shhhh!

476
00:20:09,217 --> 00:20:10,652
[Alex laughs]

477
00:20:12,043 --> 00:20:13,254
[both laugh]

478
00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:23,031
You've made up your
mind haven't you?

479
00:20:24,366 --> 00:20:26,001
I'm really sorry Lauren.

480
00:20:26,067 --> 00:20:28,169
No, I'm sorry I was
giving you a hard time.

481
00:20:28,236 --> 00:20:29,504
I'd do the same to you.

482
00:20:30,043 --> 00:20:33,742
I really just want you to be
happy and this is wonderful,

483
00:20:36,043 --> 00:20:36,411
it really is,
it's a great opportunity.

484
00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:39,147
I mean obviously,
it's really shit for me.

485
00:20:42,043 --> 00:20:42,550
But, you know, I'll see
you when I come to the UK

486
00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:45,253
and we can FaceTime.

487
00:20:48,043 --> 00:20:49,224
Hm, I'm going to miss you a
lot.

488
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:51,793
Please don't cry
because I'll fucking cry

489
00:20:51,860 --> 00:20:53,628
and I've only got
one working eye.

490
00:20:56,231 --> 00:20:58,967
[gentle music]

491
00:21:00,335 --> 00:21:03,038
-Ahhh!
-I'm sorry.

492
00:21:06,207 --> 00:21:07,442
Okay.

493
00:21:08,576 --> 00:21:10,011
Okay, what did you
want to do about that?

494
00:21:10,078 --> 00:21:12,013
-The Spreadsheet.
-Yeah.

495
00:21:12,247 --> 00:21:13,648
What you reckon?

496
00:21:13,715 --> 00:21:16,284
Um, well the universe does
seem to be shouting at me

497
00:21:16,351 --> 00:21:17,686
quite loudly right now.

498
00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:19,220
I think you should delete it.

499
00:21:19,287 --> 00:21:20,555
Um...

500
00:21:20,622 --> 00:21:22,390
-It's time.
-Is it?

501
00:21:22,457 --> 00:21:23,525
Yep, let's delete it.

502
00:21:24,043 --> 00:21:24,993
No, no, no, no. No!

503
00:21:25,060 --> 00:21:27,062
-Are you sure?
-No I'm not quitting.

504
00:21:30,043 --> 00:21:30,098
Maybe we can consolidate it.

505
00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:31,533
-Yeah, simplify it.
-Yeah.

506
00:21:31,599 --> 00:21:34,502
-Add a password.
-Maybe make it a league table.

507
00:21:36,071 --> 00:21:37,038
-Yeah.
-No.

508
00:21:37,105 --> 00:21:38,973
-And put them in order.
-No don't touch that.

509
00:21:42,043 --> 00:21:42,210
[Jake] Ah Loz, think
you've got a problem.

510
00:21:48,043 --> 00:21:48,049
-White ants?
-White ants.

511
00:21:48,116 --> 00:21:49,617
But ants?

512
00:21:50,251 --> 00:21:52,253
They are like termites.
Horrible things.

513
00:21:54,043 --> 00:21:55,290
Anyway, you can't stay here
until the inspector clears it.

514
00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:58,326
Right, well I guess
I'm keeping the RV.

515
00:21:58,393 --> 00:21:59,661
I think it will okay for you.

516
00:22:00,729 --> 00:22:02,931
But I think the girls should
move in with me

517
00:22:02,997 --> 00:22:04,065
while you get
yourself sorted.

518
00:22:06,043 --> 00:22:06,367
Well hang on.

519
00:22:06,434 --> 00:22:08,203
Well they can't
stay in a RV Loz,

520
00:22:08,269 --> 00:22:09,637
and this place isn't safe.

521
00:22:12,043 --> 00:22:13,441
Yeah, okay. Maybe for a bit.

522
00:22:14,509 --> 00:22:17,378
And they wanted to bring some
of their stuff anyway so.

523
00:22:18,043 --> 00:22:18,880
Where are you
going to stay Mum?

524
00:22:18,947 --> 00:22:20,415
-Ah, well, ah!
-You all right?

525
00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:24,219
Yes! I have got the van and
I love camping, as you know.

526
00:22:24,285 --> 00:22:25,186
So I'll be fine.

527
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:28,656
Okay, but remember Angus can't
eat chocolate. Like, at all!

528
00:22:30,043 --> 00:22:30,191
-No.
-Not even if you're sharing.

529
00:22:30,258 --> 00:22:32,560
No not at all,
but wine's fine yeah?

530
00:22:32,827 --> 00:22:35,663
I'm joking. I'm joking.
I'll be fine.

531
00:22:36,043 --> 00:22:36,731
-Bye Mum.
-Bye darling.

532
00:22:36,965 --> 00:22:39,033
[Lola] Dad, this trampoline
isn't going to bounce itself.

533
00:22:42,043 --> 00:22:42,804
-Bye Mum. Love you till you
die. -Bye Mum.

534
00:22:42,871 --> 00:22:44,439
Bye.

535
00:22:45,507 --> 00:22:46,608
[Jake] Watch the car!

536
00:22:46,674 --> 00:22:47,475
[Lola] Let's hit the road.

537
00:22:48,043 --> 00:22:49,010
[Nancy] Come on girls.

538
00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:50,378
[car starts]

539
00:22:54,043 --> 00:22:55,150
[chicken clucks]

540
00:22:55,683 --> 00:22:57,952
[gentle music]

541
00:23:01,356 --> 00:23:03,658
I guess you're almost
a parrot aren't you?

542
00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:10,265
We'll be all right
won't we Angus?

543
00:23:12,043 --> 00:23:13,401
[chicken clucks]

544
00:23:13,468 --> 00:23:16,938
Hm. That was
definitely a yes.

545
00:23:18,043 --> 00:23:18,873
[phone chimes]

546
00:23:25,814 --> 00:23:26,514
[stirring music]