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[man and woman moaning]

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[Lauren stops moaning]

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[both pant heavily]

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[Lauren sighs]

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[Matt] That was...

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Our second time.

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I only came over to give you
a fresh batch of Kefir.

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Yeah, thank you for that.
Appreciate it.

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This one's made
with coconut water,

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kind of has a different--

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-Smell?
-Hm.

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Hey listen, um...

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Do you
mind if I--

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If you left? No that's fine.

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-No! I can stay.
-Good.

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Come here.

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Move.

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-Spoons?
-Okay.

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Oh I see. There you go.

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There we go.

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Matt, don't take this
the wrong way, but um,

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I'm sort of used to
sleeping on my own and--

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[Matt] So I am.

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Maybe it's best if you
go back to your place.

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Hm, I knew you'd
understand because...

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[Matt snores]

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Matt?

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# I'm like a candle burning
End to end #

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And then he farted.

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[Helena laughs]
Of course he did.

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It's like I'm literally
two seconds away

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from doing his bloody washing.

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So, to counter this.
You're going to?

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[Lauren gurgles]

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Yep, sex party.

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It's not like some
dodgy Louis Theroux,

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sort of swingers party.

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It's an exclusive,
invite only, sex party.

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And you got an invite how?

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Ah, the celebrity,
I believe the term is,

41
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"slid into my DM's"?

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What's his name?

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Um, I signed an NDA.

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You've never heard of him,
have you?

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Nope, but apparently he's
a major, in-fluenza.

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[Helen] Influenza!?

47
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Honestly, sometimes
I'm astonished

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you have a law degree.

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He's very famous, apparently.

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He's very sexy
and he's invited me,

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to an exclusive sex party.

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Oh, and um, apparently
there's going to be

53
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a chocolate fountain
there as well, so.

54
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Oh, well that explains it then.

55
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Wait, so where is
this sex party, anyway?

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It's in Olivedale,
about four hours away.

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You're making Alex drive you
four hours to a sex party?

58
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No, she's not.

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Hi. No, Rhys and I are going to
a silent retreat this weekend.

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[Helena laughs]

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No, no.
It's actually not funny.

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[Lauren giggles]

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No, you get a fancy
celebrity sex party,

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and I get a room
full of sea-glass matting

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that smells like feet.

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Well maybe someone will
touch your mula bandha.

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-Should I take my neck pillow?
-Why?

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Wait, so how are
you getting there?

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I'm getting the train,

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and then I'm meeting him
at a rendezvous point.

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Oh Jesus Christ.

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You just love having a
rendezvous point, don't you?

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Oh, have you heard
from Mum and Dad?

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They were meant to send me

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their flight details
from Beijing.

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Should I take one or two?

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I'm not answering that.

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Well, I don't want
to be unprepared.

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[knocking on window]

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Hi!

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Gross.

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[Helena] Did you just throw
a fucking dildo at me?

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Hi.

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Oh, wow!
[laughing]

85
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Oh, this is unexpected.

86
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Hello, Floss.

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Oh my gosh, I have to
take my bloody bra off.

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Put the kettle on, Bosslett.
Have you got any Earl Grey?

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-No, I don't have Earl Grey.
-Clipper Organic?

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Why are you here? I mean,
it's lovely to see you, but--

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Well, I mean, we were so close,
so we just thought, why not?

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I'll put it on.

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You were in China.

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Um, I don't have Clipper, Dad.

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Oh, English Breakfast?

96
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Oh, hello.
What a lovely surprise.

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I packed the big one.

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Oh, hello Alex.
Good to see you.

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Oh, Alex, hi.

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[groans]

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Sorry, I had to
take my bra off.

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Don't mind me.
Bloody long trip.

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Come here.

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So um, how long
are you staying?

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Oh, I don't know.
A week? Two?

106
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You know,
we haven't decided.

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[chicken clucks]

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-What's wrong?
-No, nothing.

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Is this all you've
got Bosslett?

110
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And, and did you know there's
a chicken in your kitchen?

111
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Yes.

112
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Where will you sleep?

113
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Ah, we've got an RV,
with an awning.

114
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Oh wow.

115
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Oh, but unfortunately,

116
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I do have to go to
a work thing tonight.

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It's an awards thingy.

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Yeah, I should get
going too, actually.

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Ooh, an awards. What for?

120
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Uh, an industry thingy.

121
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Um, it's peer reviewed.

122
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Yeah, it's uh, she's up
for Most Intrepid.

123
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Okay. I've got to go.

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It's perfect timing.
We can look after the kids.

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After we've had a cup of tea.

126
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Okay. Actually the kids
are with Jake this weekend.

127
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Uh no, they're not.

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I, I called him
on the way here.

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They're coming over
in a minute.

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Awe.

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[upbeat music]

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Package deal.

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Got all the bits and bobs
along with it.

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Oh.

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Good, isn't it?

136
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It's quite big.

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[girls] Nana!

138
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Oh, girls! Hello!
Oh my darlings!

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[Roger chuckles]
Darling.

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Oh my goat.

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Is that yours?

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Oh my goat, yes it is.

143
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Where's Daddy?

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He's rewiring an electrical
accumulation meter.

145
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But he says, hi.

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A bit of a surprise visit
from Grandpa and Nana.

147
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I'm afraid the work awards
thingy is out of town,

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but you guys
can just hang here.

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Oh no darling,
we want to see you as well.

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How far away is this award--

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I fancy a bit of travelling.

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Yeah, no, no it's out
in Olivedale, Dad.

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Rog, isn't Chateau Baskerville
in Olivedale?

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That's right.
Fantastic architecture.

155
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Is it full of hounds?

156
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I think they've got a
camping ground there,

157
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so we could stay over night.

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[girls cheering]

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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Not after your flight.
It's like a four hour drive.

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We didn't get the RV

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just to park up in your
driveway, Bosslett.

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[Carol] Oh darling,
do you know what?

164
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I think they've just curated
a snake dungeon there, too.

165
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A snake dungeon?

166
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I would love a dungeon.

167
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Yeah, please, Mum?
Come on? It sounds weird.

168
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-Come on, let's look in the RV.
-No, no, no, no, no, no.

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I don't think there's going to
be time for snakes or dungeons.

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My work thing's at six and

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ah, it's half twelve,
I got to get a move on Mum.

172
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You know, I've got to
shower and change,

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I got to get to
the train station.

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Train station?

175
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Yes darling, where,
where is your car?

176
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Mummy got arrested.

177
00:05:57,233 --> 00:05:59,034
She got a three months
suspension.

178
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The car got squashed.

179
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Ah, that's.
Drinking?

180
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Wow.

181
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[Roger] Well it looks like
it's settled. We're driving.

182
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Don't worry, plenty of time
for snakes and showers.

183
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Great.

184
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[Carol] I think we can
actually take the C425.

185
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[Roger] No, that's okay.
I've got the sat nav.

186
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That'll tell us the best route.

187
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[Carol] We don't need the
sat nav. I know where we are.

188
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But, I like to know
exactly where we are.

189
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Yeah, Mum,
if we're going to go,

190
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let's, let's use the sat nav.
It'll be quicker.

191
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Grandpa, two across.

192
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Lessening of tension
in political affairs.

193
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Seven letters.

194
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-Detenty?
-Detente.

195
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Detente. Let's go.

196
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Let's get your sleeping bags.

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Sleeping bags?

198
00:06:33,702 --> 00:06:35,704
No, we should get their
rain coats, Carol.

199
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-A bit drizzly up there.
-Oh, yes.

200
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Oh, and we can
make a packed lunch.

201
00:06:39,875 --> 00:06:41,343
I could make pasties.

202
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Oh no, you don't have
to make pasties, Mum.

203
00:06:42,978 --> 00:06:44,079
You don't have to make them.

204
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-[girls cheering]
-Fine, I won't make pasties.

205
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Can we just get in
the fucking van?

206
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Please?

207
00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:50,519
[upbeat music]

208
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[Lola] I'm hungry.

209
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[Carol] I told you we
should've made pasties.

210
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[Lauren] Abby,
give her the cherries.

211
00:06:58,460 --> 00:06:59,361
[items crashing]

212
00:07:00,043 --> 00:07:00,329
[Carol] What was that?

213
00:07:00,396 --> 00:07:01,297
[girls scream]

214
00:07:01,363 --> 00:07:03,299
-[Abby] What the?
-[Lauren] Mum, sit down!

215
00:07:03,365 --> 00:07:04,667
[Lauren screaming]

216
00:07:04,733 --> 00:07:05,534
[items crashing]

217
00:07:06,043 --> 00:07:07,570
You should have stacked the
cups and plates properly,
Lauren.

218
00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:09,471
Yes, I know. I did stack them.

219
00:07:09,538 --> 00:07:10,673
[Abby] Ah Mum, come here.

220
00:07:12,043 --> 00:07:13,008
Well clearly that cupboard
door was not secured properly.

221
00:07:13,075 --> 00:07:15,244
I didn't know you were going to
get the bloody tea stuff out.

222
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[Abby vomits]

223
00:07:18,043 --> 00:07:18,280
[Lauren screams]

224
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Oh, baby.

225
00:07:20,950 --> 00:07:22,651
[gentle music]

226
00:07:24,854 --> 00:07:26,188
Oh baby.

227
00:07:26,255 --> 00:07:28,424
Going to have to fill
the water tank soon.

228
00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:29,391
Nearly out.

229
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Gross, Grandpa.
This really stinks.

230
00:07:33,262 --> 00:07:35,931
Not as bad as your porridge
vomit, when you were a toddler.

231
00:07:36,043 --> 00:07:37,733
We even named a
lay-by after you.

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Lola's vomit spot.

233
00:07:39,201 --> 00:07:40,436
[mimics vomiting]

234
00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:41,270
[Lola laughs]

235
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You are a weird Grandpa.

236
00:07:43,372 --> 00:07:44,807
Are you feeling okay?

237
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I'm never eating
cherries ever again.

238
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Yeah, you ate the whole punnet,
didn't you?

239
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Maybe.

240
00:07:49,912 --> 00:07:51,447
Yeah, I'll get you a drink.

241
00:07:51,513 --> 00:07:53,983
All right, let's get
your hair, darling.

242
00:07:54,049 --> 00:07:55,351
Oh God.

243
00:07:55,417 --> 00:07:57,453
[Lauren sighs]

244
00:07:58,120 --> 00:07:58,954
Nanny loves you.

245
00:08:00,043 --> 00:08:00,222
Here you are, my darling.

246
00:08:00,656 --> 00:08:02,124
Just drink this water.

247
00:08:02,191 --> 00:08:04,293
-Here, I've got that.
-I've got it.

248
00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:05,928
Yeah, not too, not too much,
she'll be sick again!

249
00:08:06,043 --> 00:08:07,496
[Abby exclaims]

250
00:08:07,563 --> 00:08:08,530
-Fine.
-Sorry.

251
00:08:08,597 --> 00:08:10,199
Nanny's useless.

252
00:08:12,043 --> 00:08:12,067
[Lauren mutters]

253
00:08:14,169 --> 00:08:17,439
Right. Shall we go
to a snake dungeon?

254
00:08:18,043 --> 00:08:19,642
-I guess so.
-Yay!

255
00:08:25,147 --> 00:08:28,017
Ah! Wow, here we are.

256
00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:30,119
Great. Fantastic.

257
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Okay.

258
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Great.

259
00:08:36,043 --> 00:08:37,359
Let's go. Brilliant.

260
00:08:38,394 --> 00:08:40,195
Great, come on Dad.

261
00:08:42,043 --> 00:08:42,631
Yep, good, good, good.

262
00:08:42,698 --> 00:08:45,167
I don't want to miss my lift
to the awards thingy.

263
00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:46,235
Yeah? Ready?

264
00:08:46,302 --> 00:08:47,369
[RV beeps]

265
00:08:48,043 --> 00:08:48,270
[Lauren sighs]

266
00:08:48,337 --> 00:08:50,739
-Just get the broom.
-You're sweeping?

267
00:08:50,806 --> 00:08:52,942
Okay, so I'm going
to go ahead, Mum.

268
00:08:54,043 --> 00:08:54,143
You can catch up, okay?

269
00:08:54,543 --> 00:08:56,078
Don't be so hard on your Mum.

270
00:08:56,145 --> 00:08:57,279
She's just trying to help.

271
00:09:00,043 --> 00:09:00,282
Yeah, I know, but she's
just so overbearing.

272
00:09:00,349 --> 00:09:01,450
[RV door closes]

273
00:09:02,618 --> 00:09:04,320
God, I stink.

274
00:09:06,043 --> 00:09:06,488
Giddy up Mum,
I want to see the dungeon.

275
00:09:06,555 --> 00:09:07,356
And, you shall.

276
00:09:07,423 --> 00:09:08,257
Okay.

277
00:09:09,525 --> 00:09:10,826
Hello.

278
00:09:12,043 --> 00:09:13,228
Welcome to Chateau Baskerville.

279
00:09:13,295 --> 00:09:16,665
Home of the infamous,
dead Count Baskerville,

280
00:09:18,043 --> 00:09:19,568
and his magical menagerie
of curated creatures.

281
00:09:21,937 --> 00:09:23,505
Uh, my name is Greg.

282
00:09:24,043 --> 00:09:26,208
You can call me Sir Greg,
if you want.

283
00:09:26,275 --> 00:09:28,377
Or just Greg. Greg's fine.

284
00:09:30,043 --> 00:09:31,780
I'll be your guide today.
Lucky you.

285
00:09:31,847 --> 00:09:32,715
Ah, thank you.

286
00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:36,385
Oh, wow. Apparently
there's a big python

287
00:09:36,452 --> 00:09:38,487
called Neville,
in the snake dungeon.

288
00:09:38,554 --> 00:09:39,755
Oh.

289
00:09:39,822 --> 00:09:41,390
Come on, darlings.

290
00:09:42,043 --> 00:09:44,393
Let's go see Neville the snake.

291
00:09:48,043 --> 00:09:48,230
Did you know, that Python's
can swallow a wild pig whole?

292
00:09:48,297 --> 00:09:51,033
No, I didn't know that.

293
00:09:54,043 --> 00:09:54,269
And how big is a
wild pig, typically?

294
00:09:54,336 --> 00:09:56,472
Human sort of size.
Your size.

295
00:09:56,538 --> 00:09:59,408
I'm the size of
a wild pig? Wow!

296
00:10:00,043 --> 00:10:01,710
I have to be
somewhere at five,

297
00:10:01,777 --> 00:10:03,212
so how long does this take?

298
00:10:06,043 --> 00:10:07,516
I can make it last
as long as you want.

299
00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:09,651
Okay.

300
00:10:12,043 --> 00:10:13,288
Is that vomit?

301
00:10:13,355 --> 00:10:15,858
Yeah, it is.

302
00:10:15,924 --> 00:10:17,026
Awesome.

303
00:10:18,043 --> 00:10:20,229
[upbeat music]

304
00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:26,101
[Roger] This is more like it.

305
00:10:26,168 --> 00:10:26,969
[chuckles]

306
00:10:27,036 --> 00:10:27,770
Lovely.

307
00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:29,038
Come on, everybody out.

308
00:10:30,043 --> 00:10:31,140
-Oh, wow.
-Here we go.

309
00:10:31,206 --> 00:10:33,542
Whoa! Look over here!
Let's race!

310
00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:35,577
Dad, does the shower
in the RV work?

311
00:10:36,043 --> 00:10:37,279
Yeah. Good to go.
Internal tank.

312
00:10:37,346 --> 00:10:39,782
Great. Yeah, thanks Mum.

313
00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:41,250
[vehicle arriving]

314
00:10:42,043 --> 00:10:42,751
Oh, God.

315
00:10:43,252 --> 00:10:45,821
Hi Nancy. Hey!

316
00:10:48,043 --> 00:10:48,557
Chateau Baskerville.
Incredible, right?

317
00:10:48,624 --> 00:10:50,926
Yeah. Why? Why?
Why are you here?

318
00:10:50,993 --> 00:10:53,796
Well, poor, lonely Angus
had an anxiety attack.

319
00:10:54,043 --> 00:10:55,964
Oh, really?

320
00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:57,699
Yeah, I popped over
to feed her.

321
00:10:57,766 --> 00:10:59,568
She was having
a complete meltdown.

322
00:11:00,043 --> 00:11:01,770
I think she's
still quite damaged.

323
00:11:01,837 --> 00:11:04,373
And I tried to get onto Jake,
but he was tied up,

324
00:11:06,043 --> 00:11:06,475
but he mentioned that
you were at the Chateau.

325
00:11:07,342 --> 00:11:08,410
Yes. Oh Mum, this is Nancy.

326
00:11:08,477 --> 00:11:10,712
Is, is that your chicken,
darling?

327
00:11:10,779 --> 00:11:11,613
Mm-hmm.

328
00:11:12,043 --> 00:11:13,348
Carol? So nice to
meet you in person.

329
00:11:13,415 --> 00:11:14,583
Yeah, I was just saying,

330
00:11:14,650 --> 00:11:17,753
chickens actually form a very
strong bond to their mother.

331
00:11:18,043 --> 00:11:19,755
It's good of you to bring
her all the way out here.

332
00:11:19,822 --> 00:11:21,290
Well, I had a duty of care.

333
00:11:21,356 --> 00:11:22,691
Jake still tied up, is he?

334
00:11:24,043 --> 00:11:24,226
Yeah. He's working late.

335
00:11:24,293 --> 00:11:27,663
Hi girls. How are you?
Are you having fun?

336
00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:29,431
Why are you here?

337
00:11:30,043 --> 00:11:32,634
Well, as I was just
saying to your mummy,

338
00:11:32,701 --> 00:11:34,770
chickens,
especially rescue chickens,

339
00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:36,705
can form attachment issues.

340
00:11:36,772 --> 00:11:37,940
Attachment issues?

341
00:11:38,006 --> 00:11:39,241
Yeah, so.

342
00:11:39,842 --> 00:11:40,742
Here, just...

343
00:11:42,043 --> 00:11:42,444
Come on, Angus.

344
00:11:42,511 --> 00:11:43,312
[Nancy sighs]

345
00:11:43,378 --> 00:11:44,179
But don't worry,

346
00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:46,048
I bought something for her
to hang out in during the day.

347
00:11:48,043 --> 00:11:48,217
Obviously at night she'll
be in bed with you?

348
00:11:51,453 --> 00:11:53,288
I made this for
my brother's flock.

349
00:11:54,043 --> 00:11:54,456
Oh, look at that girls.

350
00:11:54,523 --> 00:11:56,225
Spare travel hutch.

351
00:11:56,291 --> 00:11:58,260
Well, this is very inventive.

352
00:12:00,043 --> 00:12:00,529
Look, these hinges are clever.

353
00:12:00,596 --> 00:12:03,432
Oh, it's like a little
gypsy caravan, marvellous.

354
00:12:06,043 --> 00:12:06,902
[sniffing]

355
00:12:06,969 --> 00:12:08,237
You smell like Dad.

356
00:12:08,303 --> 00:12:09,671
Well, it's his jumper.

357
00:12:09,738 --> 00:12:12,007
We share everything,
your daddy and I.

358
00:12:12,074 --> 00:12:14,243
Well, I'll leave this here.

359
00:12:14,309 --> 00:12:15,377
Thank you. Thank you
for bringing her,

360
00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,012
for no apparent reason.

361
00:12:18,043 --> 00:12:18,413
Just remember, you can never
over cuddle a chicken.

362
00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:19,314
Okay.

363
00:12:20,582 --> 00:12:21,383
Bye.

364
00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:22,417
[Roger] Lovely.

365
00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:25,821
[Lauren] I've got to get to
my roadside rendezvous, Angus.

366
00:12:26,421 --> 00:12:27,956
Gross, gross, gross, gross.

367
00:12:30,043 --> 00:12:30,893
[shower starts and stops]

368
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:31,894
Dad!

369
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:32,761
Yes, love?

370
00:12:32,828 --> 00:12:33,862
There's no water.

371
00:12:36,043 --> 00:12:36,899
Oh, hang, hang on.
The tank must be empty.

372
00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:37,733
Okay.

373
00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:39,368
I'll just hook
it up to the tap.

374
00:12:39,434 --> 00:12:40,435
[Angus clucks]

375
00:12:40,502 --> 00:12:41,803
Won't be a moment.

376
00:12:42,871 --> 00:12:44,740
It's not on, Dad.

377
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:46,241
Hold on, hold on, hold on.

378
00:12:48,043 --> 00:12:49,478
Oh no, the connector's
dropped off.

379
00:12:49,545 --> 00:12:50,579
Hold on. I'll fix it.

380
00:12:50,646 --> 00:12:52,014
There's no hose?

381
00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:53,282
Don't panic.

382
00:12:54,043 --> 00:12:54,850
I'm covered in vomit, Dad.

383
00:12:54,917 --> 00:12:56,685
Yes. All right.
Don't worry, love.

384
00:12:56,752 --> 00:12:58,420
I've got a connector here.

385
00:13:00,043 --> 00:13:00,689
[lively music]

386
00:13:01,190 --> 00:13:04,793
Oh, sexy. Yeah,
that'll do the trick.

387
00:13:06,043 --> 00:13:06,195
[Roger] Lauren?

388
00:13:06,261 --> 00:13:07,429
Dildo.

389
00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:08,564
[Angus clucks]

390
00:13:08,630 --> 00:13:10,332
Oh, God. I forgot my knickers.

391
00:13:12,043 --> 00:13:12,501
Oh, God.

392
00:13:13,101 --> 00:13:16,271
[insects chirp]

393
00:13:18,607 --> 00:13:21,076
[upbeat music]

394
00:13:21,143 --> 00:13:22,177
Hello!

395
00:13:26,048 --> 00:13:27,783
[shoe dropping]
Oh, shit.

396
00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:29,918
[engine starts]

397
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,553
No, no wait!

398
00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:32,788
[engine revving]

399
00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:33,889
Wait!

400
00:13:36,043 --> 00:13:36,858
[car driving away]

401
00:13:38,594 --> 00:13:40,462
[Lauren sighs]

402
00:13:42,130 --> 00:13:43,465
[Helena] Are you calling
me from a sex party,

403
00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:44,700
because I'm at work
and I don't think,

404
00:13:44,766 --> 00:13:45,901
I can keep a straight face.

405
00:13:45,968 --> 00:13:47,636
No, I missed my rendezvous.

406
00:13:48,043 --> 00:13:48,904
[Helena] You missed
your rendezvous!

407
00:13:48,971 --> 00:13:51,740
Yeah. He left without me
and I don't have his number.

408
00:13:51,807 --> 00:13:53,709
[Helena] Oh well.
Who wants to shag a bunch

409
00:13:54,043 --> 00:13:56,445
of egotistical,
influenzas anyway.

410
00:13:56,511 --> 00:13:58,880
Mm. What do I do now?

411
00:14:00,043 --> 00:14:01,950
[Helena] Go spend time with
Mum and Dad, you nincompoop.

412
00:14:02,017 --> 00:14:04,987
Yeah. Helena?

413
00:14:06,043 --> 00:14:06,622
[Helena] What?

414
00:14:07,522 --> 00:14:09,458
I'm not wearing any knickers.

415
00:14:09,524 --> 00:14:11,360
[Helena] I don't think you
have to tell them that.

416
00:14:13,462 --> 00:14:14,429
[humming and singing]

417
00:14:18,043 --> 00:14:18,500
# Unto the sweet
Bird's throat #

418
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:20,869
# Come hither,
come hither #

419
00:14:20,936 --> 00:14:21,703
[Roger] You sing it.

420
00:14:21,770 --> 00:14:22,537
# Oh, oh, ohh #

421
00:14:24,043 --> 00:14:24,806
# Come hither, come hither #

422
00:14:24,873 --> 00:14:25,807
[parents kiss]

423
00:14:25,874 --> 00:14:28,844
[singing continues]

424
00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:32,447
Oh, quick awards ceremony?

425
00:14:32,514 --> 00:14:34,049
[Carol] Oh darling,
did you win?

426
00:14:34,116 --> 00:14:35,784
-No.
-Oh.

427
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,653
-No, I didn't.
-Sod them.

428
00:14:37,719 --> 00:14:38,754
[laughing]

429
00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:39,588
Girls are asleep.

430
00:14:39,655 --> 00:14:41,023
All tucked up in the bunk.

431
00:14:42,043 --> 00:14:42,424
Snug as a bug in a rug.

432
00:14:42,491 --> 00:14:43,859
Great. Thank you.

433
00:14:45,894 --> 00:14:47,996
Shall we have a glass of wine?

434
00:14:48,063 --> 00:14:50,098
Well actually--

435
00:14:50,165 --> 00:14:52,167
It's just been such
a ridiculous day.

436
00:14:52,234 --> 00:14:53,468
I just feel like I've,
been so busy,

437
00:14:54,043 --> 00:14:57,139
with me, rushing
and the vomit and

438
00:15:00,043 --> 00:15:00,809
don't feel I've had a chance
to just sit and chat.

439
00:15:00,876 --> 00:15:02,244
Shall I?

440
00:15:02,311 --> 00:15:03,578
I'm sorry, darling.
I don't think,

441
00:15:03,645 --> 00:15:05,814
I could keep my eyes
open for another minute.

442
00:15:06,043 --> 00:15:07,783
-Oh.
-Yeah, jet lag's kicking in.

443
00:15:07,849 --> 00:15:10,452
Jet lag. Yeah, of course.

444
00:15:12,043 --> 00:15:12,921
But I tell you what, let's help
you make up your bed.

445
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:15,524
Oh, don't worry Mum,
I know how to do that.

446
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:18,093
All right, sweet. Okay.
Good night, darling.

447
00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:19,194
Good night.

448
00:15:19,261 --> 00:15:20,429
Love you, Bosslet.

449
00:15:24,043 --> 00:15:25,867
[gentle music]

450
00:15:36,043 --> 00:15:39,081
[upbeat music]

451
00:15:54,043 --> 00:15:55,130
Hmm.

452
00:15:55,197 --> 00:15:59,101
And this is exactly how
people get murdered, Lauren.

453
00:16:00,102 --> 00:16:02,604
[sighs and moans]

454
00:16:04,373 --> 00:16:05,173
Oh.

455
00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:07,309
What?

456
00:16:07,376 --> 00:16:09,344
There's a fox looking at me.

457
00:16:09,411 --> 00:16:10,645
You don't like it?

458
00:16:10,712 --> 00:16:11,713
-Um.
-It's not for everyone.

459
00:16:12,043 --> 00:16:13,315
Let's go. Do you
want to pop up here?

460
00:16:13,382 --> 00:16:14,916
-Thanks very much.
-Yeah, help yourself.

461
00:16:14,983 --> 00:16:16,518
Settle in.
Make yourself at home.

462
00:16:16,585 --> 00:16:17,386
Oh, great.
That's comfortable.

463
00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:18,353
All right. Okay.

464
00:16:18,420 --> 00:16:19,755
[man growls]
[Lauren laughs]

465
00:16:19,821 --> 00:16:21,189
[kissing sounds]

466
00:16:21,957 --> 00:16:23,658
You're a great kisser.

467
00:16:24,043 --> 00:16:25,093
[kissing sounds]

468
00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:28,663
Did you know that pythons
have a sixth sense for heat?

469
00:16:30,043 --> 00:16:30,098
I didn't know that, no.

470
00:16:30,165 --> 00:16:31,566
Well, they do.

471
00:16:31,633 --> 00:16:33,068
[kissing sounds]

472
00:16:33,135 --> 00:16:34,035
Hang on.

473
00:16:34,102 --> 00:16:35,103
Legend has it,

474
00:16:36,043 --> 00:16:38,740
Count Baskerville was sweating
so much in his body armour,

475
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,311
while up a tree trying to
catch a rhinoceros hornbill.

476
00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:44,880
Rhinoceros hornbill.

477
00:16:44,946 --> 00:16:47,115
[kissing and moaning]

478
00:16:48,043 --> 00:16:49,351
Have you ever seen a
glow in the dark python?

479
00:16:49,418 --> 00:16:50,152
No.

480
00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:52,087
Okay, here we go.

481
00:16:52,154 --> 00:16:52,988
Ta-da!

482
00:16:56,658 --> 00:16:58,527
-Wow.
-Wow.

483
00:17:00,043 --> 00:17:01,229
Yeah, that's really taking
it to the next level.

484
00:17:01,296 --> 00:17:03,265
We actually sell this
in the gift shop.

485
00:17:03,331 --> 00:17:05,767
The lube, that is.
Not my dick.

486
00:17:06,043 --> 00:17:07,569
-Oh.
-Yeah.

487
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,238
[kissing sounds]

488
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:16,445
[couple moaning]

489
00:17:20,515 --> 00:17:23,752
[display banging]

490
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,054
Wait, shall we try
another spot even?

491
00:17:26,121 --> 00:17:27,155
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

492
00:17:27,222 --> 00:17:28,423
Yeah, all right,
let's just move it around.

493
00:17:28,490 --> 00:17:29,224
Okay.

494
00:17:30,043 --> 00:17:30,892
Where you want it?
Where, where?

495
00:17:30,959 --> 00:17:31,693
[display crashing]

496
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,094
[Lauren screams]

497
00:17:33,161 --> 00:17:35,397
[alarm sounding]

498
00:17:37,365 --> 00:17:39,000
Oh, shit.

499
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:44,806
[policeman sighs]

500
00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:47,809
Have we met?

501
00:17:48,577 --> 00:17:49,978
Wouldn't have thought so.

502
00:17:50,045 --> 00:17:51,046
No.

503
00:17:54,043 --> 00:17:54,749
-Again Greg?
-Again?

504
00:17:54,816 --> 00:17:56,418
Yeah. I'm sorry Lionel.

505
00:17:56,485 --> 00:17:58,386
And this time you open
Neville's enclosure.

506
00:18:00,043 --> 00:18:02,257
This time. So you're a serial
snake dungeon shagger, are you?

507
00:18:03,191 --> 00:18:04,659
What were you even
doing so close to it?

508
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,362
Um, well, she got
scared of the taxidermy,

509
00:18:07,429 --> 00:18:09,231
so I was trying
to find a better spot.

510
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:11,600
Well great,
now Neville's on the loose.

511
00:18:12,043 --> 00:18:12,434
Yeah.

512
00:18:12,501 --> 00:18:14,503
You know how valuable he is?

513
00:18:14,569 --> 00:18:15,971
Yeah I'm sorry,
I'm really sorry.

514
00:18:18,043 --> 00:18:18,206
It was really good fun
though wasn't it?

515
00:18:18,273 --> 00:18:19,407
Yeah, it really was, yeah.

516
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:21,676
So sorry,
a python has escaped?

517
00:18:24,043 --> 00:18:24,513
Not just A python.

518
00:18:25,113 --> 00:18:28,583
Neville is an extremely rare,
genetically unique--

519
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:29,618
Okay, sure.

520
00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:32,621
He got us four stars on
Trip Advisor in 2019.

521
00:18:32,687 --> 00:18:34,356
Four stars?
That's very impressive.

522
00:18:36,043 --> 00:18:36,491
But I mean, they can't move
that quickly, can they?

523
00:18:36,558 --> 00:18:38,927
Well approximately
1.6 kilometres per hour.

524
00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:39,528
Hm.

525
00:18:39,594 --> 00:18:41,329
-Right.
-Yeah.

526
00:18:42,043 --> 00:18:43,632
Well, it sounds like you've
got no time to waste.

527
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:48,436
Actually, you are right.

528
00:18:49,804 --> 00:18:52,140
I should set up a perimeter.

529
00:18:52,207 --> 00:18:53,441
Get on the radio.

530
00:18:54,043 --> 00:18:54,876
[upbeat music]

531
00:18:54,943 --> 00:18:57,078
[vehicle approaching]

532
00:19:00,043 --> 00:19:01,316
[Lauren] Thanks. Of course
the lights were necessary.

533
00:19:01,383 --> 00:19:03,618
[Police Officer] Well,
it's standard procedure.

534
00:19:06,043 --> 00:19:06,354
Whatever, whatever.

535
00:19:06,421 --> 00:19:08,924
[Lauren sighs]

536
00:19:08,990 --> 00:19:11,793
[car driving off]

537
00:19:12,460 --> 00:19:15,430
Mum, what are you doing up?

538
00:19:15,497 --> 00:19:16,965
Do you remember when
you were about 15?

539
00:19:18,043 --> 00:19:19,367
You suck out to a party
leaving the back door,

540
00:19:19,434 --> 00:19:21,102
swinging open,
banging all night.

541
00:19:21,169 --> 00:19:24,005
This squeaky,
bloody door woke me up.

542
00:19:24,072 --> 00:19:26,741
Oh, sorry
[Lauren exhales]

543
00:19:27,108 --> 00:19:29,444
Why did you just
get out of a police car?

544
00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:32,113
Oh, the police car, yeah.

545
00:19:32,180 --> 00:19:35,517
Um, yeah. He was just
dropping me off.

546
00:19:36,043 --> 00:19:38,453
Yeah. From?

547
00:19:42,043 --> 00:19:42,657
I just popped out
to get some snacks.

548
00:19:43,291 --> 00:19:46,194
Lauren, you went
to the snake dungeon

549
00:19:48,043 --> 00:19:48,063
with Sir Greg,
didn't you?

550
00:19:48,129 --> 00:19:49,497
How did you know?

551
00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:50,999
I've met his type before.

552
00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:53,268
He's actually really charming.

553
00:19:54,043 --> 00:19:55,604
Yeah and rather kinky,
I would imagine.

554
00:19:55,670 --> 00:19:57,238
Sometimes it's better
to double check

555
00:19:57,305 --> 00:20:00,008
these little peccadilloes
beforehand, you know,

556
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:02,043
save any surprises.

557
00:20:02,110 --> 00:20:03,511
There was an alarm, actually.

558
00:20:06,043 --> 00:20:07,515
What, in the dungeon?
Seems a bit extreme.

559
00:20:12,043 --> 00:20:13,989
Are you all right, Floss?

560
00:20:18,043 --> 00:20:20,562
Well, I just had sex with a
stranger in a snake dungeon.

561
00:20:20,629 --> 00:20:23,531
So, I don't know.

562
00:20:24,966 --> 00:20:29,237
You're just processing.
Don't be so hard on yourself.

563
00:20:30,043 --> 00:20:31,272
That's a nice way to put it.

564
00:20:31,873 --> 00:20:35,610
Well, you are in
uncharted territory.

565
00:20:36,211 --> 00:20:40,548
-You, Jake, Nancy.
-Yeah.

566
00:20:42,043 --> 00:20:42,684
I mean, it must be very odd.

567
00:20:42,751 --> 00:20:46,321
It is odd.
But just because it's odd,

568
00:20:48,043 --> 00:20:48,189
doesn't mean it's not right.

569
00:20:50,492 --> 00:20:53,662
You'll be okay.
Floss, you were always okay.

570
00:20:54,396 --> 00:20:56,097
Thanks, Mum.

571
00:21:00,043 --> 00:21:00,568
[gentle music]

572
00:21:06,043 --> 00:21:08,309
There was no award ceremony,
was there?

573
00:21:12,043 --> 00:21:12,414
I tried to go to a sex party.
Okay, yes.

574
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,548
A sex party?

575
00:21:13,615 --> 00:21:14,983
Yes, Mum. A sex party.

576
00:21:15,050 --> 00:21:17,218
You mean we've been running
all day to get you to an orgy.

577
00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:18,086
[laughing]

578
00:21:18,386 --> 00:21:20,055
Yeah, an orgy, yeah.
'Cause that's they way I roll,

579
00:21:20,121 --> 00:21:23,058
and you can laugh but that's,
that's what I do.

580
00:21:24,043 --> 00:21:24,292
No that's fine.
I'm not judging.

581
00:21:24,359 --> 00:21:26,261
-It's my right to do that.
-It is darling.

582
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:29,497
That's what I'm doing
with my spare time.

583
00:21:30,043 --> 00:21:30,932
I'm going to bed Mum.

584
00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:32,233
Oh darling.

585
00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:33,234
[door squeaks]

586
00:21:33,301 --> 00:21:35,370
[Carol] Shush.

587
00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:38,573
God.

588
00:21:42,043 --> 00:21:43,578
[Roger snores]

589
00:21:48,043 --> 00:21:48,683
[phone chimes]

590
00:22:00,095 --> 00:22:02,797
[phone continues ringing]

591
00:22:06,234 --> 00:22:08,002
[python hisses]

592
00:22:08,069 --> 00:22:10,038
[Matt on phone] Loz, hey!
Quick thing. Coffee stain?

593
00:22:10,105 --> 00:22:11,940
[Lauren screams]

594
00:22:12,043 --> 00:22:12,474
[Matt on phone] Loz?!