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[kissing sounds]

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Cheeky line?

3
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Oh, um, well I don't know if
we should, it's a Sunday night.

4
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Oh fuck it! Let's go wild.

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I'll get us a cup of tea.

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[sniffs]

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There we are.

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Rooibos okay?

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Probably shouldn't have
caffeine this late at night.

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Wow!

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Okay.

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In for a penny.

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[snorts]

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# I'm like a candle burning
End to end #

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[pounding]

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[both moaning]

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-[Dallas] Your lips are
amazing. -[Lauren] Oh thank
you.

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[Dallas] I was just thinking
before, you are so familiar.

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Familiar? Thank you.

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I think we should
dig deeper.

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How? I'm pretty sure this
is as deep as I can get.

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I can go deeper.

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Are you talking
about your penis?

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I want to be
so deep with you.

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Do you mean in me
or with me?

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I know how to
finish the song.

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Oh hang on, hang on,
hang on, hang on...

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[singing] We were lovers,
in a past life...

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[both sigh]

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[dog barks]

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[toaster clicks]

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[Jake] Howdy.

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Hey ah, what's
wrong with Angus?

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She looks a bit flighty.

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Why are you here?
It's half six.

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I've got that site
meeting remember.

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Oh, and the girls,
they need breakfast.

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-Great.
-And showers.

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Fantastic.

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Loz, you always forget
to turn the oven off.

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-No I don't.
-Look.

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Oh, Jake did you
unplug the toaster?

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It is a fire hazard, not to
mention a waste of electricity.

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Are you okay?

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Yes I'm fine.
I wanted some toast.

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Yeah, 'cause you look
really ropey.

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Thank you.

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[chicken clucks]

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So I'm pretty certain
they're going to move me

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to wing attack
for semi-finals

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because I'm really
practicing my pivot,

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my hips now are so flexible
I reckon they could

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just like twist the lid off
a jar of tomato sauce...

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Lauren!

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Yeah? Tomato sauce.

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What's that?
Is that a green juice?

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I can't have
caffeine today.

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A-ha.

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Lovely, you did cocaine
last night didn't you?

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Off a penis.

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[Alex exclaims]

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I'm sorry what?
Are you having a breakdown?

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Um, I might be.

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Have you slept?

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About an hour.

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But relax,
I was snorting cocaine

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on toilet seats before
you were even born.

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Hmm, don't think
you were actually.

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No, I wasn't.

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Whose dick was this anyway?

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Dallas's.

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Oh well that's it then.

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-He's off the list.
-What, he ticks all the boxes.

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Nah, and he's ticked
them once too often.

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Hot, not needy
and no strings.

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I hate to break it to you but
it's called the three shag
rule.

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He's going to start
getting feelings.

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Oh come on,

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the only feelings he's
getting are in his ding-dong.

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Don't you ding-dong me.

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Once you have liaised with
a gentleman three times,

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they start asking
where this is going.

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Sorry, are we in
Sex And The City?

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It's a thing, ask anyone.

85
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Well why didn't
you tell me before?

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Because Dallas is the first guy
you've shtuped three times
so...

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Stop making stuff up.

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-Three shag rule!
-No such thing.

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[man] It's true.
It's a real thing.

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[woman] Yeah totally.
Three shag rule.

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He's a model,
turned musician, you know,

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just think about
that for a second.

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Well even models
have feelings, Lauren.

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There are no strings.
I would know.

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-[woman] Oh Lauren.
-Oh thanks.

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What's this?

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"Dallas's delicious hampers".

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"This should help you recover.
Dallas. Kiss, kiss, kiss".

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Literally the definition
of strings attached.

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That's not a string,
it's twine.

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[Ange] Oh Lauren, can I...

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Oh!

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[Ange] Someone's popular.

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[Ange] From someone special?

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Oh no, just a,
a casual friend.

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Right well, I just assumed
you wouldn't want to bring

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one of your casual friends
to the dance tomorrow night.

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Dance tomorrow?

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Really?

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The 'Dancing with the Bar'
charity event?

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Oh gosh.

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-My anti drug charity.
-Yes, your drugs...

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[Ange] Anyway, I've still got
to finish the seating plan,

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and laminate everything.

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So anyway I've arranged for you
to dance with Slimon, Simon.

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No! Please no.

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I can come on my own.

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[Ange] No! You can't enter
a dance competition

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without a dance partner.
You need a partner...

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Look, it would just look good

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in front of the other
Senior Partners.

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Yeah I'll bring someone.

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Okay. Lauren!

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I know it's tricky,
everyone bringing their

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significant others
and you not having one.

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Ange! But I have plenty
of options. Trust me.

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Right? But you wouldn't bring
someone inappropriate would
you?

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Ah, I'll dance with Alex.

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Ah, nope, no,
I'm the compere.

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Simon it is.

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Absolutely not.

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-I love pretzels.
-So do I.

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Thank you. I'll bring someone.

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[Ange] Well ah, I'll need
a name by tomorrow morning.

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I have to laminate.

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They don't
laminate themselves.

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Any doctors?

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Oh yeah, John 35,
podiatrist?

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Feet, please no.

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Well, because I love you,

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we've got a literal
spreadsheet of men.

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Any astronauts?

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Okay, Ange is taking Bob
to capoeira lessons

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so we need to take
this seriously, okay?

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Of course she is.
'Dancer' is what we need.

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Dancer, dancer. Brett.

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[both] Engineer, dancer.

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[Alex] Here he is,
let's take a look.

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[both exclaim]

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[Lauren] It is so good
to see you again.

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You're joking right?

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I only came here to
tell you face-to-face,

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you're a horrible person.

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Sorry?

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Sorry for never
calling me back?

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You know you actually
ghosted me?

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Did I?

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Yes, and I thought we had fun.

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We did. We had so much fun.

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And you were the
one who said,

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"Oh you know,
we should do this again".

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-I must've lost your number.
-Oh please.

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Or you slipped
onto the other tab.

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Tab, what does that even mean?

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-What tab?
-On the spreadsheet?

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-What was that, spreadsheet?
-What?

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[Brett] What did you say,
spreadsheet?

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Spreadsheet, yeah.

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Well, it's actually
more of a planner.

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You got a fucking spreadsheet?

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It's nothing personal.

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It's just a way of
keeping track of everyone.

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Everyone?

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So, you're rating men who
you're sleeping with?

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No, God.

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What an awful thing to suggest.

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It sounds like a league table,
is that it?

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Well yeah, no.

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-No?
-No.

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Tell me, where am I on this
fucking spreadsheet of yours?

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Okay, well I guess if
I didn't call you back.

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-Yeah?
-You are probably

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-on the reject tab.
-Tab, right, Jesus Christ.

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Do you want to go to the
thing tomorrow night?

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Just...

186
00:07:06,043 --> 00:07:07,770
Yeah, there's no chance he's
going to let me take him.

187
00:07:07,837 --> 00:07:09,939
Ah, that's a pity,
he'd look great in Hugo Boss.

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So did the Nazis.

189
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Who am I going to take
to the ball, Alex?

190
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I will not let Ange be right.

191
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How about Matt?

192
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Gave him chlamydia.

193
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Yeah and quite possibly nits.

194
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Yeah and also it
might seem a bit datey.

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Ah, hang on a second, Alex.

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[upbeat music]

197
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[school bell chimes]
[children playing]

198
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Mum, this is Maddy, she's my
best friend, like seriously.

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Oh, well,
nice to meet you, Maddy.

200
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Hi, will you buy
me a cake please?

201
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The money goes to the church.

202
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[chuckles] Well, yeah,
I suppose I will.

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Me too.

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Me three.

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I said 'me T.O.O.'
not 'me T.W.O'

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It doesn't matter.

207
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It's not a homophone.

208
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Okay, that's enough.

209
00:08:00,043 --> 00:08:00,990
Can I tempt you?

210
00:08:02,925 --> 00:08:04,460
Yes, I think you can.

211
00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:05,995
It's homemade cream filling.

212
00:08:06,328 --> 00:08:08,097
Oh, here,
Maddalena actually makes

213
00:08:08,163 --> 00:08:10,532
the most incredible
Sfogliatelle Ricce.

214
00:08:10,599 --> 00:08:11,500
Oh wow.

215
00:08:12,043 --> 00:08:14,370
You must try it,
it is light as a feather.

216
00:08:14,436 --> 00:08:15,905
Oh my goodness.

217
00:08:16,906 --> 00:08:17,740
Thank you.

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00:08:20,109 --> 00:08:22,311
[Lola] That was
a big mouth full.

219
00:08:22,378 --> 00:08:23,913
You know, I can
give you the recipe.

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00:08:24,513 --> 00:08:26,382
Thanks, I do love to bake.

221
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It's quite incredible, right?

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Incredible.

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She does a great job.

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There you go.

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[Lola] Come on.

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00:08:42,043 --> 00:08:42,965
Bye, BFF Maddy.

227
00:08:43,032 --> 00:08:46,235
Sexy baker, suck on that Ange.

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00:08:48,043 --> 00:08:48,437
[upbeat music]

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[Abby] Ah you have
sticky hands.

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00:08:50,806 --> 00:08:53,809
[Lauren] Oh, come on Abby,
that's not nice.

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00:08:54,043 --> 00:08:55,644
How would you feel if she
wouldn't hold your hand?

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I wouldn't care.

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00:09:00,043 --> 00:09:00,416
All right, well, what if I
didn't want to hold your hand

234
00:09:00,482 --> 00:09:02,584
and wasn't being very nice?

235
00:09:02,651 --> 00:09:03,986
I'd still have Dad.

236
00:09:06,043 --> 00:09:08,457
Well, what if Mum and Dad
didn't want to play with you
anymore?

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00:09:08,724 --> 00:09:10,392
I'd be fine.

238
00:09:12,043 --> 00:09:14,096
Yeah, I'd just walk in the
woods at night and find a new
mum.

239
00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:16,465
Well, that's good to know.

240
00:09:18,043 --> 00:09:18,500
[upbeat music]

241
00:09:19,735 --> 00:09:22,338
[knocking]

242
00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:28,544
[Dallas] Hey, oh nice shoes.

243
00:09:30,043 --> 00:09:31,480
I'm just delivering you
guys some protein.

244
00:09:31,547 --> 00:09:32,614
Protein?

245
00:09:32,681 --> 00:09:35,617
Yeah, I figured you could
probably use some after...

246
00:09:36,452 --> 00:09:37,720
These guys are
the best burritos--

247
00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:38,954
You can't just
come to my house.

248
00:09:39,021 --> 00:09:40,990
Oh, the beef is smoked
over Mesquite wood so it's--

249
00:09:42,043 --> 00:09:42,925
Yeah, as I ordered.

250
00:09:45,127 --> 00:09:46,362
Oh, yes.

251
00:09:48,043 --> 00:09:48,931
So thank you,
Uber delivery guy.

252
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-Cool.
-Are these pickled jalapenos?

253
00:09:54,043 --> 00:09:54,937
You are welcome little lady.

254
00:09:55,004 --> 00:09:58,307
[upbeat music]

255
00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:02,978
[door slams]

256
00:10:06,043 --> 00:10:06,148
[Helena] So tired,
I'm sick of it.

257
00:10:06,215 --> 00:10:08,083
I feel like a
bloody unpaid cleaner.

258
00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:09,418
Literally all I do
is pick shit up,

259
00:10:09,485 --> 00:10:10,786
clean shit all fucking day.

260
00:10:12,043 --> 00:10:12,821
No one ever says a
goddamn thing, I'm done.

261
00:10:12,888 --> 00:10:16,058
I know, I miss you,
God I miss you.

262
00:10:18,043 --> 00:10:19,361
I miss you too, God,
when are you coming home?

263
00:10:19,428 --> 00:10:21,830
Soon, I don't know.

264
00:10:24,043 --> 00:10:25,034
Oh okay, I just need
to get it out.

265
00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:27,669
I'm all right now, God,
what are you wearing?

266
00:10:30,043 --> 00:10:30,472
I've got a date, with a...

267
00:10:31,206 --> 00:10:32,207
..DILF.

268
00:10:32,274 --> 00:10:33,475
Oh, there's no way
I'd date any of the dads

269
00:10:33,542 --> 00:10:34,643
from our school.

270
00:10:36,043 --> 00:10:37,312
You must have hot Aussie dads
like Chris Hemsworth.

271
00:10:37,579 --> 00:10:38,347
[knock on door]

272
00:10:38,414 --> 00:10:41,283
Oh, that's Alex,
I'll see you soon.

273
00:10:42,043 --> 00:10:44,720
-Love you.
-I love you, bye.

274
00:10:44,787 --> 00:10:46,755
[bouncy music]

275
00:10:54,129 --> 00:10:57,132
-Are we having a rave?
-Yes, absolutely.

276
00:11:00,043 --> 00:11:01,703
Okay, bye,
and no matter what she says,

277
00:11:01,770 --> 00:11:03,806
she's not allowed
coffee or martinis now.

278
00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:04,840
-Okay?
-Got it.

279
00:11:06,043 --> 00:11:06,275
But I assume espresso martinis
are fine, right?

280
00:11:06,341 --> 00:11:07,576
-Yep, that's fine.
-Got it.

281
00:11:07,643 --> 00:11:10,412
I can't believe you
picked up in the playground.

282
00:11:10,479 --> 00:11:11,980
Yeah, do you think
it's inappropriate?

283
00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:13,816
Yes, definitely.

284
00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:15,551
Now bugger off so
I can teach them

285
00:11:15,617 --> 00:11:16,852
how to smoke
methamphetamine.

286
00:11:18,043 --> 00:11:20,556
-Okay, bye.
-Bye-bye, all right.

287
00:11:20,622 --> 00:11:22,925
-Eat this.
-Okay.

288
00:11:24,460 --> 00:11:26,295
Oh, that's pretty good.

289
00:11:26,361 --> 00:11:27,930
It came from an Uber man.

290
00:11:28,630 --> 00:11:29,832
Are those pickles?

291
00:11:30,043 --> 00:11:32,634
Jalapenos, yes, you're clever.

292
00:11:32,701 --> 00:11:34,236
Correct, all righty.

293
00:11:34,303 --> 00:11:35,671
Hit the lights,
hit the lights.

294
00:11:36,839 --> 00:11:38,006
Yeah!

295
00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:38,874
[energetic music]

296
00:11:42,043 --> 00:11:42,111
Jalapenos, jalapenos,
jalapenos.

297
00:11:43,612 --> 00:11:47,116
[soft piano music]

298
00:11:48,043 --> 00:11:49,051
You know, it's actually
Maddalena's recipe.

299
00:11:49,118 --> 00:11:51,253
Oh wow, gosh,
that's very impressive.

300
00:11:54,043 --> 00:11:55,057
The girls do seem
to be good friends.

301
00:11:55,124 --> 00:11:57,526
Well, Maddalena makes
friends pretty easily.

302
00:11:57,593 --> 00:11:59,228
Yeah, she does seem very--

303
00:12:00,043 --> 00:12:00,462
Advanced?

304
00:12:00,529 --> 00:12:01,530
Yeah, I know.

305
00:12:01,597 --> 00:12:05,033
Yeah, she's actually
reading a year level ahead,

306
00:12:06,043 --> 00:12:08,670
but I know that she likes to
help out the younger kids.

307
00:12:08,737 --> 00:12:10,139
Younger?

308
00:12:10,205 --> 00:12:11,540
Well they're in the same year.

309
00:12:12,043 --> 00:12:12,875
But yeah, it means she tells me

310
00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:15,711
that Lola's still struggling
with her phonetics?

311
00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:17,613
Well, she's only
just turned five.

312
00:12:18,043 --> 00:12:19,715
No, don't worry,
she'll get there.

313
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,717
More wine?

314
00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:23,819
Yes please.

315
00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:26,622
[wine splashing]

316
00:12:28,157 --> 00:12:29,658
There's this thing
tomorrow night,

317
00:12:30,043 --> 00:12:31,560
I don't suppose you're free.

318
00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:34,196
Well, will you be wearing
another sexy dress?

319
00:12:36,043 --> 00:12:36,798
Yes I can.

320
00:12:36,865 --> 00:12:38,767
Yeah, well then, wow.

321
00:12:38,834 --> 00:12:41,403
Yes, whatever it is.

322
00:12:42,043 --> 00:12:44,339
Great, well, I'll
give you the details.

323
00:12:44,406 --> 00:12:46,675
You'll ah, give me what?

324
00:12:46,742 --> 00:12:47,976
The details.

325
00:12:48,043 --> 00:12:50,812
Sure, see I love details.

326
00:12:54,043 --> 00:12:54,516
I'm very attentive to details.

327
00:12:55,784 --> 00:12:57,586
I'll bear that in mind.

328
00:13:01,857 --> 00:13:03,525
[kissing]

329
00:13:06,043 --> 00:13:08,363
[classical music]

330
00:13:08,430 --> 00:13:09,431
Oh.

331
00:13:18,740 --> 00:13:20,776
Oh yeah, that'll work.

332
00:13:24,947 --> 00:13:26,348
[Dom] A.

333
00:13:26,415 --> 00:13:27,916
B.

334
00:13:27,983 --> 00:13:29,184
C.

335
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:30,619
D.

336
00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:31,553
E.

337
00:13:32,654 --> 00:13:33,755
F.

338
00:13:33,822 --> 00:13:34,890
G.

339
00:13:34,957 --> 00:13:35,791
H.

340
00:13:37,092 --> 00:13:37,859
I.

341
00:13:37,926 --> 00:13:39,194
[Lauren moans]

342
00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:41,196
[Dom] Call me Christ.

343
00:13:42,164 --> 00:13:43,599
Wait, what?

344
00:13:43,665 --> 00:13:45,767
I said call me Christ.

345
00:13:48,043 --> 00:13:49,071
Can I call you Chris instead?

346
00:13:49,137 --> 00:13:50,472
J.

347
00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:51,840
K.

348
00:13:51,907 --> 00:13:53,108
L.

349
00:13:54,043 --> 00:13:54,109
M.

350
00:13:55,577 --> 00:13:56,678
N.

351
00:13:56,745 --> 00:13:58,347
N, N, N...

352
00:13:58,413 --> 00:13:59,848
I'm not going to
finish this alphabet

353
00:14:00,043 --> 00:14:01,216
until you call me Christ.

354
00:14:03,652 --> 00:14:06,021
Oh. [gasping]

355
00:14:08,323 --> 00:14:09,258
M.

356
00:14:09,324 --> 00:14:10,259
N.

357
00:14:12,043 --> 00:14:12,661
Oh! [screams]

358
00:14:12,728 --> 00:14:13,929
Call me Christ.

359
00:14:13,996 --> 00:14:17,499
Christ!
Jesus fucking H Christ!

360
00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:21,370
[music crescendos]

361
00:14:24,043 --> 00:14:24,473
[elevator dings]

362
00:14:25,807 --> 00:14:29,244
Hi, I've got some
of those pretzels.

363
00:14:30,312 --> 00:14:32,214
Oh, yeah, really?

364
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:35,250
And I found someone
for the ball.

365
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,486
-Really?
-Yeah.

366
00:14:37,552 --> 00:14:39,021
-Name?
-Dom.

367
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,222
Phone number?

368
00:14:43,692 --> 00:14:45,694
Haven't transferred it yet.

369
00:14:48,830 --> 00:14:50,098
This a real person?

370
00:14:50,165 --> 00:14:52,200
-Yeah.
-Surname?

371
00:14:54,043 --> 00:14:55,270
Inic.

372
00:14:55,337 --> 00:14:57,239
-Dom Inic?
-Yes.

373
00:14:58,573 --> 00:14:59,408
Hmm.

374
00:15:00,043 --> 00:15:00,776
[phone rings]

375
00:15:00,842 --> 00:15:02,444
It's the school.

376
00:15:03,679 --> 00:15:05,113
Hello?

377
00:15:06,043 --> 00:15:07,049
[upbeat music]

378
00:15:12,043 --> 00:15:12,154
So, Lola, this time she's
brought wine to school.

379
00:15:12,220 --> 00:15:13,722
-Wine?
-Red wine.

380
00:15:13,789 --> 00:15:16,158
Decanted into two
plastic drink bottles.

381
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:18,760
Right, well, clever.

382
00:15:18,827 --> 00:15:21,463
She was discovered at
morning break with a friend

383
00:15:24,043 --> 00:15:24,533
and they had both spilled
wine all over themselves.

384
00:15:24,599 --> 00:15:26,768
And you're sure
it was Lola's wine?

385
00:15:26,835 --> 00:15:28,937
Yes, but she's adamant
it's the blood of Christ.

386
00:15:30,043 --> 00:15:30,372
Blood of Christ, okay.

387
00:15:30,439 --> 00:15:31,606
I presume they were
going to attempt

388
00:15:31,673 --> 00:15:33,875
some kind of holy communion.

389
00:15:36,043 --> 00:15:36,712
Maybe teaching religion
in a supposedly

390
00:15:36,778 --> 00:15:39,014
nondenominational school
is a bit confusing.

391
00:15:39,081 --> 00:15:40,248
Lola's enrolled in ethics.

392
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:41,249
Yeah, but I think

393
00:15:42,043 --> 00:15:43,485
she's been sneaking
into Catholic scripture.

394
00:15:43,552 --> 00:15:47,489
She's got this
new friend and oh--

395
00:15:48,043 --> 00:15:49,324
Your daughter
brought wine to school

396
00:15:49,391 --> 00:15:50,726
and just gave it to Maddalena?

397
00:15:54,043 --> 00:15:54,329
Well, obviously there
was a bit of collusion.

398
00:15:54,396 --> 00:15:55,364
What does that mean?

399
00:15:55,430 --> 00:15:56,698
Well, Lola wouldn't
know the first thing

400
00:15:56,765 --> 00:15:57,933
about the blood of Christ.

401
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,203
Do not bring Christ
into this conversation.

402
00:16:01,269 --> 00:16:03,038
Clearly you need to
talk to your daughter

403
00:16:03,105 --> 00:16:04,539
about respecting religion.

404
00:16:06,043 --> 00:16:07,142
Well, clearly your daughter
has been speaking to Lola.

405
00:16:07,209 --> 00:16:09,578
Yes, she was being generous,
letting Lola be her friend.

406
00:16:09,644 --> 00:16:10,479
Wow, wow.

407
00:16:12,043 --> 00:16:12,848
And what sort of a person
just lets their daughter

408
00:16:12,914 --> 00:16:14,182
have access to wine.

409
00:16:14,249 --> 00:16:17,386
She doesn't have access
to it, she's sneaky.

410
00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:21,156
Okay, okay.
Let's just...

411
00:16:21,957 --> 00:16:23,925
The girls are both
covered in wine

412
00:16:24,043 --> 00:16:25,827
so obviously
they'll have to go home.

413
00:16:25,894 --> 00:16:29,765
And for now there will be no
further disciplinary action.

414
00:16:30,043 --> 00:16:31,199
Okay, she's in
the nurses office?

415
00:16:31,266 --> 00:16:34,369
But, as this is Lola's
second time

416
00:16:36,043 --> 00:16:37,005
bringing something
inappropriate to school,

417
00:16:37,072 --> 00:16:39,875
we will really need
to monitor her.

418
00:16:39,941 --> 00:16:41,109
Yeah, I know.

419
00:16:42,611 --> 00:16:44,312
[upbeat music]

420
00:16:51,153 --> 00:16:52,387
What were you thinking, Lola?

421
00:16:54,043 --> 00:16:57,159
I was thinking that his blood
removes the punishment of sin.

422
00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:58,827
Oh okay.

423
00:17:00,043 --> 00:17:00,762
John verse one chapter seven.

424
00:17:00,829 --> 00:17:02,864
Don't need to know
the verse, but thanks.

425
00:17:06,043 --> 00:17:06,501
Anyway, Maggy said I had
to bring it in or she--

426
00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:10,138
Can you just stop bringing
things into school please?

427
00:17:10,205 --> 00:17:11,039
Yeah?

428
00:17:12,043 --> 00:17:14,476
I just need, well,
I just wondered

429
00:17:14,543 --> 00:17:16,011
if you could watch her
for half an hour?

430
00:17:18,043 --> 00:17:18,046
-Yeah?
-I knew this day would come.

431
00:17:18,113 --> 00:17:18,780
Jake's not answering

432
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,315
and I've got the meeting
with the Partners.

433
00:17:20,382 --> 00:17:21,850
No need, it's absolutely fine.

434
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:24,553
Come here Lols.

435
00:17:24,619 --> 00:17:25,487
What's that, is that wine?

436
00:17:25,554 --> 00:17:26,855
-Mhmm.
-Shiraz.

437
00:17:26,922 --> 00:17:28,657
Oh, tell me it was from
the Barossa at least.

438
00:17:30,043 --> 00:17:30,125
Okay, so look
at me darling, okay.

439
00:17:30,192 --> 00:17:32,227
Did somebody speak?

440
00:17:32,294 --> 00:17:34,396
That's brilliant,
I just wanted to say

441
00:17:34,463 --> 00:17:35,964
that you do not
need friends like that.

442
00:17:36,043 --> 00:17:37,232
Okay, great.

443
00:17:37,299 --> 00:17:38,300
Thank you.

444
00:17:38,366 --> 00:17:39,734
-They're in the meeting room.
-Thank you, yeah.

445
00:17:42,043 --> 00:17:42,904
Ange, Ange.

446
00:17:42,971 --> 00:17:44,206
-But we'll talk, talk--
-Ange.

447
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:45,407
Oh uh, one second.

448
00:17:45,474 --> 00:17:47,108
Sorry, sorry.

449
00:17:48,043 --> 00:17:50,512
Do you mind if we take
Dom Inic off the list, please?

450
00:17:50,579 --> 00:17:52,347
Yes I mind,
he's already laminated.

451
00:17:54,043 --> 00:17:54,182
No, no, no, I really
need to take him off it.

452
00:17:54,249 --> 00:17:55,584
Really?

453
00:17:55,650 --> 00:17:59,287
What about the table plan
and who would you dance with?

454
00:18:00,043 --> 00:18:01,356
-Well.
-Now, I could ask Simon.

455
00:18:01,423 --> 00:18:03,158
-No, no, no, no.
-Please!

456
00:18:03,225 --> 00:18:04,993
I already have him
laminated, just...

457
00:18:06,828 --> 00:18:07,996
Okay.

458
00:18:12,043 --> 00:18:12,400
So as I was saying...

459
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:15,070
[upbeat music]

460
00:18:18,043 --> 00:18:20,542
So, Abby told me what happened.

461
00:18:21,042 --> 00:18:23,478
We need to talk about the wine.

462
00:18:24,043 --> 00:18:26,581
-Yeah.
-I don't think she's talking.

463
00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:29,484
No, come on Lola, please
stop this not talking thing.

464
00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:33,054
-It's over.
-It's never over.

465
00:18:33,121 --> 00:18:34,322
Ah, okay, she is.

466
00:18:36,043 --> 00:18:37,759
And now I don't have a
real best friend any more.

467
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:40,395
Oh Lola, she wasn't
a very nice friend, okay?

468
00:18:42,043 --> 00:18:42,597
Hey, you don't have to
take wine to school

469
00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:44,299
to make friends,
all right sweetheart?

470
00:18:44,366 --> 00:18:47,035
I just wanted to be
someone's best friend.

471
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:51,072
Oh baby, I know,
but you're so special.

472
00:18:54,043 --> 00:18:54,342
You'll find a better,
more worthy,

473
00:18:54,409 --> 00:18:56,211
more special friend, okay?

474
00:18:56,278 --> 00:18:58,446
Mum's right, hey,

475
00:19:00,043 --> 00:19:00,882
she sounds like a bit of
a squashed potato anyway.

476
00:19:00,949 --> 00:19:03,351
[Lola laughs]

477
00:19:04,452 --> 00:19:05,320
Who was it?

478
00:19:06,043 --> 00:19:07,422
It was Maddy,
dad's called Dom.

479
00:19:07,489 --> 00:19:08,323
Oh, you know him?

480
00:19:08,390 --> 00:19:09,157
Ah, do I know him?

481
00:19:09,224 --> 00:19:10,926
-Umm.
-What?

482
00:19:12,043 --> 00:19:13,128
Uh, um.

483
00:19:18,043 --> 00:19:19,501
You know.
[clapping]

484
00:19:19,568 --> 00:19:20,669
What?

485
00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:23,872
[whispers] You fucked him?

486
00:19:24,406 --> 00:19:26,241
Lola's friend's dad?

487
00:19:26,308 --> 00:19:27,075
Jesus Loz.

488
00:19:27,142 --> 00:19:27,943
Right?

489
00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:30,912
How's the air up there
on your massive high horse?

490
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,614
Rosy.

491
00:19:33,114 --> 00:19:35,216
["Your Time" by ORUS playing]

492
00:19:36,618 --> 00:19:40,021
# Do you remember the days
When you said #

493
00:19:42,043 --> 00:19:44,159
# Nothing gets in your way #

494
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:47,762
# You were led by the
Beat and the music #

495
00:19:48,043 --> 00:19:49,230
[music lowers]

496
00:19:50,098 --> 00:19:53,802
Okay, well done everyone,
the scores are being tallied.

497
00:19:54,043 --> 00:19:56,504
And remember tonight
we are digging deep for

498
00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:58,340
F.L.A.I.D...

499
00:20:00,043 --> 00:20:02,010
Ah, the Family Lawyers Against
Illegal Drugs

500
00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:03,745
Consultant Help Group.

501
00:20:04,212 --> 00:20:05,780
Yeah, umm...

502
00:20:06,114 --> 00:20:08,183
Great, let's have a five
minute break for everyone.

503
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:11,086
[music continues]

504
00:20:12,821 --> 00:20:13,989
[Lauren] Did I miss anything?

505
00:20:14,055 --> 00:20:16,224
No, only about an hour of my
life that I'll never get back.

506
00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:17,225
Hi girls, how's it going?

507
00:20:18,043 --> 00:20:19,427
-Hi.
-May I have this dance?

508
00:20:19,494 --> 00:20:20,729
Thank you so much.

509
00:20:20,795 --> 00:20:21,896
Come this this way...

510
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:24,032
Hi.

511
00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:25,200
Hi, how lovely,
thank you.

512
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:26,868
-Do you want some water?
-Yes please.

513
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,637
You should have told me you
were bringing your kids.

514
00:20:30,043 --> 00:20:31,806
It was inappropriate,
yeah, I'm sorry.

515
00:20:31,873 --> 00:20:35,310
No, I would have laminated
them a name card.

516
00:20:36,043 --> 00:20:36,711
Oh.

517
00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:39,314
I'd like a laminated
name card, please.

518
00:20:39,381 --> 00:20:40,482
Would you?

519
00:20:42,043 --> 00:20:42,817
Well, I can do one for you
tomorrow if you'd like.

520
00:20:42,884 --> 00:20:45,687
Thank you Ange,
that's very nice.

521
00:20:45,754 --> 00:20:47,022
So where's Bob?

522
00:20:48,043 --> 00:20:49,924
Ah, um.

523
00:20:50,592 --> 00:20:53,161
Well, actually he's
double booked himself.

524
00:20:54,043 --> 00:20:59,200
He's um, he's been with the
anglers, his angling meeting.

525
00:21:00,043 --> 00:21:00,301
Right?

526
00:21:00,368 --> 00:21:02,804
I probably should have
just brought my kids.

527
00:21:02,871 --> 00:21:04,205
Much better idea.

528
00:21:04,272 --> 00:21:05,106
Yeah.

529
00:21:06,043 --> 00:21:06,975
You guys want to start a
conga line, or something?

530
00:21:07,242 --> 00:21:09,377
No? Paso doble? No?

531
00:21:12,043 --> 00:21:12,480
A different movie.
Merengue?

532
00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:14,582
-Okay.
-Cool.

533
00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:18,787
So, are you talking
to your mum again?

534
00:21:18,853 --> 00:21:20,822
Yeah because I
think she's right.

535
00:21:20,889 --> 00:21:23,191
-Really?
-Maddy is a twat.

536
00:21:24,043 --> 00:21:25,393
Yup, okay, great.

537
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,862
So I might find a
different friend.

538
00:21:27,929 --> 00:21:29,330
Yeah, that's a good idea.

539
00:21:30,043 --> 00:21:30,565
Someone who isn't mean

540
00:21:30,632 --> 00:21:32,567
or tells me I have to
bring wine to school.

541
00:21:32,634 --> 00:21:34,169
Why did she do that?

542
00:21:34,235 --> 00:21:35,136
She said I had to,

543
00:21:36,043 --> 00:21:37,605
or she'd take me off
her best friends list,

544
00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:39,307
and she did anyway.

545
00:21:42,043 --> 00:21:43,211
-What, is this it?
-Yeah.

546
00:21:43,278 --> 00:21:46,247
Oh, that's horrible,
that's really mean.

547
00:21:46,314 --> 00:21:47,916
[Lauren] Yeah, it's horrible.

548
00:21:48,043 --> 00:21:50,218
Who cares about this thing?

549
00:21:50,285 --> 00:21:52,287
Let's get up and dance.

550
00:21:54,043 --> 00:21:56,224
# It's your time
To party, to party #

551
00:22:00,043 --> 00:22:01,196
# And get the life
To party, to party #

552
00:22:06,043 --> 00:22:08,303
Well, I'm impressed,
Dom sounds like a real gem.

553
00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:09,137
Yeah.

554
00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:10,638
Messiah complexes are
notoriously difficult

555
00:22:10,705 --> 00:22:11,773
to come by nowadays.

556
00:22:12,043 --> 00:22:13,775
Do you think maybe our Lord
and saviour Jesus Christ

557
00:22:13,842 --> 00:22:15,076
is trying to tell
you something?

558
00:22:15,143 --> 00:22:17,912
Yeah, maybe that we should have
a religious proclivities
column.

559
00:22:18,043 --> 00:22:19,681
Oh I never told you,
I once dated a guy

560
00:22:19,748 --> 00:22:21,082
who used to cry for
Jesus' forgiveness

561
00:22:21,149 --> 00:22:22,417
every time he ejaculated.

562
00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:24,119
Oow, did Jesus
forgive him?

563
00:22:24,185 --> 00:22:26,421
Yes, yes I did.

564
00:22:27,822 --> 00:22:28,656
Well that's exactly
what I mean when you--

565
00:22:28,723 --> 00:22:29,724
[Dallas] There she is.

566
00:22:30,043 --> 00:22:30,825
Jesus Christ!

567
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,329
This one's dedicated
to you Lauren.

568
00:22:36,043 --> 00:22:36,798
[guitar plays]

569
00:22:36,865 --> 00:22:39,901
# Gotta woman with
Some class yeah #

570
00:22:42,043 --> 00:22:44,506
# And a hot mamma ass yeah #

571
00:22:48,043 --> 00:22:49,978
# She's a working woman
Hell yeah #

572
00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:51,513
What's happening?

573
00:22:54,043 --> 00:22:55,150
# And she's gonna
Make me swell yeah #

574
00:23:00,043 --> 00:23:00,989
# She keeps me on
My tip-toes babe #

575
00:23:01,289 --> 00:23:05,727
# She's got the right
To know babe #

576
00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:11,866
# We'll be married
In the afterlife #

577
00:23:13,635 --> 00:23:17,405
# Cos we were lovers
In a past life #

578
00:23:18,043 --> 00:23:19,674
Yeah, he's definitely not
getting feelings at all is he?

579
00:23:19,741 --> 00:23:22,410
-Yeah, take him off the list.
-Absolutely.

580
00:23:24,043 --> 00:23:24,646
# You and me Lauren #

581
00:23:30,043 --> 00:23:30,385
# And I want you to have #

582
00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:35,990
# My babies #