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[man and woman moaning]

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-Oh yeah!
-Oh yeah!

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We really shouldn't be
doing this in my front drive.

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[moaning continues]

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[man finishes moaning]

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Great.

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[both groan]

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Look at that.

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Most girls don't have a rig
like yours when they're 40.

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Oh well, I'm 39,
but thanks.

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Trust me,
you're looking good.

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Okay.

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Yeah, oh yeah, you gotta get
the outside one. It's an old
car.

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Oh okay, thank you.

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-So, that's your bag.
-Oh thank you.

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[car starts and revs]

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# I'm like a candle burning
End to end #

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-[Matt] So, how'd you go?
-[Lauren] Hey.

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Good date?

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Oh yeah, well no,
he's a bit of a twat.

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Ah, well at least you're

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putting yourself out there

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trying to meet someone.

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Yeah, well that's not really

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what I'm trying to do but--

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Still, it's more
than I've done.

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Well, thank you
for baby-sitting.

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Nah, all good.

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It's the least I can do,

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considering you're taking care
of the divorce settlement

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for me and Tash.

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Yeah, and I might
have a quick shower,

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and then we can have a quick
rundown of your joint assets.

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-Yeah.
-Grab a beer.

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Okay, thanks.

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Oh I tried to get the
dishwasher going before

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but it wouldn't start. You
want me to have a look at it?

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Ah no, just leave it.

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[Matt] All good,
I'll have a squiz.

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[shower running]

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[Matt] Shit! Lauren!?

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What?

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I'm coming.

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[Matt] Lauren,
where's the water mains?

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[water gushing]

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Oh no!

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[Matt] Loz,
where's the water...

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Soft cock! Soft cock!

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[Matt] A what cock?

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Soft cock!

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I got it, I got it.

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Just... Ah sorry...

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Sorry!

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I thought I knew what
I was doing, but I didn't.

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At least I don't have to wash
the kitchen floor now.

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-Yeah.
-[Lauren sighs]

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That's a, nice towel.

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-Very wet.
-Yeah.

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Um, I'm handling
your divorce.

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-You are aren't you.
-Hmm.

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[upbeat music]

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[both moaning]

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Wow!

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I did not see that coming.

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[laughs]

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No, no.

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Are you okay?

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Sorry, ow, dead arm!

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Ah sorry.

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Well, that is one way
to get back on the horse.

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Are you calling
me a horse?

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No, metaphorically
you're a horse.

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You're not horsey.

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I am a bit horsey.
I am English.

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No you're not.

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Listen I, I don't want you
to think that this was

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just some kind
of wham bam...

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..thank you ma'am!

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Oh, yeah.

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I don't want you to think
I'm some kind of player.

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No, I didn't
think that at all.

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Yeah. I mean obviously you
went out on a date tonight.

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Yeah, don't remind me.

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But, have you actually slept
with anyone since Jake or?

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-Since Jake?
-Hmm.

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Ahh...

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It's just I've
found it quite...

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I haven't had sex with anyone
since Tash and I split so...

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-Wow, okay.
-Yeah.

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-Okay.
-Yeah.

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-No not me.
-No, it's hard isn't it?

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Yeah it is hard, it's hard.

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-Being intimate.
-Being intimate and um...

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-Hmm.
-Vulnerable.

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-Vulnerable? It is, yeah.
-Yeah.

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It's so hard.

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[upbeat music]

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[alarm chimes]

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[birds call]

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[juicer starts]

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[chicken clucks]

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[Jake] Watch your back,
watch your back.

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[Nancy] Pop those
chickpeas in.

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Thank you.

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[Jake] There you are Angus.

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What?

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Hi!

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Angus, I see you've met.

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I wonder where
she'd gotten to.

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Ah, this is you.

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Yeah, well I thought I'd
get a, a pet for the girls.

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You know, teach them
some responsibilities.

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You thought you'd get them
this chicken for my place

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to teach them responsibility,

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and you called her Angus.

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Well I didn't buy her.

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She's actually
a rescue chicken.

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And, I don't know,
Angus is a really strong name.

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She'd feel empowered.

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[Nancy] My brother and his wife

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actually have a whole
coop in Brunswick.

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They make really good pets.

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[Jake] And I can't have
pets at my place,

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and Nancy's cat Fabian
probably wouldn't be too happy.

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No.

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It's good to think
about Fabian's needs,

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but I, who am not a cat,
have needs too, Jake,

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and what I do not
need is a chicken!

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Can you not shout around it?

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It's just probably
a bit traumatised.

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It's unlikely
to lay eggs again.

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Why are you here?

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[Jake] Well you told me

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to drop the girls off
to school today.

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Yes, I said drop the
girls off at school.

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Not come around to my house,

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let yourself in at seven
o'clock in the morning.

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Start making, what, a weeks
worth of bloody hummus.

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Oh, and by the way,

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don't suppose you can
bring me a fucking chicken!

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[Jake] All right! Okay!

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Can, can I take the chicken?

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Yes, take the chicken.

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[cooker dings]

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Oh, Jake's made his
famous pita bread.

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[children exclaim]

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-Yummy!
-Watch your back, it's hot.

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Wait, Ellia has to
sit in the front.

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She gets car sick at the back.

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You had her sitting
in the back with us.

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Right, well maybe
just for today,

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Ellia can sit in
the back with you.

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But she gets car sick.

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Well, so do I and I'm
a grown up real person.

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So can I sit in the front?
Thank you.

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It's okay Lola,
I can sit in the middle,

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and Ellia can sit by the
window to get some air.

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[upbeat music]

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[Lauren sighs]

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[phone chimes]

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Have a good day, Angus.

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Hey, morning.

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Hi, is that a chicken?

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Yep. That is a chicken.

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Are we doing a spell?

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-[Alex] Crumbs, Lauren. Crumbs.
-[Phone Rings]

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Lauren Davies, Cook and Cook.

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[Nathan] Hi, it's Nathan.

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Nathan who? Sorry.

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[Nathan] It's Nathan Bolton.

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Dirty car sex! Dirty car sex!

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[Nathan] Hello? Sorry,
did you say dirty?

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-Sorry. That was my assistant.
-Associate!

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[Nathan] Hey listen,
can we grab a coffee?

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There's something I
need to talk to you about.

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Um, Yeah. Yeah. Why not?

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[Nathan] This morning?
It's kind of important.

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No, I can't do this morning.
Tomorrow?

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[Nathan] Yeah, okay.

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[phone chimes]

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Oh, hi Matt. Hi.

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[Matt] Hi. I'm at your office,
I've got you a coffee.

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Oh, thank you.

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We won't be long. Bye.

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[Alex] He got you a coffee?

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What surprising,
unwarranted attention.

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[upbeat music]

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-Hi, you look great.
-Aw, thank you.

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Oh, I love this.

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Thanks Tash.

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God, I wish I could
wear that colour.

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Oh, do you remember Alex?

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Yes, of course.

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At Lola's birthday?

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Yep. Yeah, absolutely.

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Oh, sorry.

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Well, no, you go. Great.

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Thanks again for doing this.

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We really appreciate it.

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No, honestly.

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00:08:06,043 --> 00:08:08,264
Why make things more
complicated than they need to
be?

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Flat white. That's got
only half a sugar in it.

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00:08:13,502 --> 00:08:14,536
Oh!

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00:08:14,603 --> 00:08:16,739
Do you want half of this Tash?

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I don't need all of it.

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00:08:18,043 --> 00:08:21,644
Yeah, I'll split it.
That's half there.

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That's a bit more than half.

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So um, you got the
settlement agreement,

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we'll just have a read through,

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see if you've got any
questions,

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and then we can,
we can all sign.

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[Simon] Hey, Lauren.
Someone's in reception for you.

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It's the Nathan Bolton.

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Oh.

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So thanks, Tash. Thanks.

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I'll see you, see you soon.

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-The Nathan Bolton?
-Yeah.

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So he's the highest scoring
soccer player of all time.

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Mate, just seriously.

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00:09:00,950 --> 00:09:03,919
Everything you're doing in the
commentary area is fantastic,

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00:09:03,986 --> 00:09:05,354
and all of your charity stuff.

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00:09:06,043 --> 00:09:07,623
Don't suppose you're going to
release a pop song anytime
soon?

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00:09:07,690 --> 00:09:08,524
Okay. No thanks.

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I'm going to get out of here.

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00:09:12,043 --> 00:09:13,963
Lauren, I need to
have a quick word.

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Got time for a coffee?

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00:09:18,043 --> 00:09:18,367
Yeah, I could do
with half a coffee.

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I'll just grab my things.

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[Lauren] Soccer is
different from AOL?

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AFL. That's Australian
Football League.

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That's not soccer.

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Thank you.

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So um, I've got
quite a hectic day.

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Right um,
so this is something

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you're probably not
going to want to hear.

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Okay.

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I got a message from someone,

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someone else I slept with
a while ago,

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telling me that
she has chlamydia.

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Please tell me that's
her daughter's name.

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00:09:52,901 --> 00:09:53,802
No, Lauren.

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00:09:54,043 --> 00:09:55,504
It's an STI.

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Yeah, that was a joke.

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See, the thing is,

245
00:10:00,043 --> 00:10:01,543
I don't know if I
definitely have it.

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00:10:02,578 --> 00:10:03,779
And it'd be hard for me
to go to a doctor

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and get tested
because I'd get recognised.

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00:10:07,049 --> 00:10:07,683
Right.

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'Cause I'm kind of...

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00:10:08,617 --> 00:10:09,351
well known.
-Well known.

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00:10:09,418 --> 00:10:11,954
Yeah. So you
haven't been tested.

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I was thinking
if you got tested,

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then I'd know for sure.

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Right.

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00:10:18,043 --> 00:10:18,961
Because if she has it,
and so you do,

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then chances are I do too.

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00:10:20,596 --> 00:10:21,463
Okay.

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00:10:21,764 --> 00:10:22,664
So you want me to get tested
to work out whether or not

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you've got it.

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[Nathan] Yeah.

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00:10:24,433 --> 00:10:25,300
Okay.

262
00:10:25,367 --> 00:10:26,602
Just trying to do
the right thing here.

263
00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:29,304
That does seem
incredibly moral of you.

264
00:10:30,043 --> 00:10:31,040
So, thank you.

265
00:10:31,106 --> 00:10:31,874
Yeah.

266
00:10:31,940 --> 00:10:33,442
It's not my fault.

267
00:10:33,509 --> 00:10:36,011
I just, I just love women.

268
00:10:37,546 --> 00:10:38,781
I'm a sex addict.

269
00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:40,215
Right. Yes.

270
00:10:42,043 --> 00:10:42,351
Well done.

271
00:10:42,418 --> 00:10:44,353
See the thing is,
I really can't get tested.

272
00:10:44,420 --> 00:10:46,355
Yes. Nathan,
just go to the doctor.

273
00:10:46,422 --> 00:10:47,856
I mean, what's the matter?

274
00:10:48,043 --> 00:10:48,757
The next thing you'll tell me--

275
00:10:48,824 --> 00:10:51,260
He's fucking married.

276
00:10:51,326 --> 00:10:53,762
I thought you were
doing background checks.

277
00:10:54,043 --> 00:10:54,797
Bloody hell, Alex.

278
00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:56,198
Well, I didn't
get around to it.

279
00:10:56,265 --> 00:10:58,233
He seemed too hot
to be actually married.

280
00:11:00,043 --> 00:11:00,502
Maybe it's an open marriage.

281
00:11:00,569 --> 00:11:02,571
I've had sex with a married,
famous football player.

282
00:11:02,638 --> 00:11:03,472
Soccer, soccer player.

283
00:11:03,539 --> 00:11:04,506
Whatever. Married. Famous.

284
00:11:06,043 --> 00:11:06,508
Who's possibly given
me chlamydia.

285
00:11:06,575 --> 00:11:08,944
Where's the due diligence,
Alex?

286
00:11:09,011 --> 00:11:10,846
I'd happily get chlamydia
from Nathan Bolton.

287
00:11:12,043 --> 00:11:13,582
I'd get leprosy
from Nathan Bolton.

288
00:11:15,317 --> 00:11:16,585
Oh well,
look on the bright side.

289
00:11:16,652 --> 00:11:17,753
What bright side?

290
00:11:18,043 --> 00:11:20,456
Maybe a whack of antibiotics
will clear up that UTI?

291
00:11:20,522 --> 00:11:22,291
I don't have a UTI, Alex.

292
00:11:22,357 --> 00:11:23,125
Really?

293
00:11:24,043 --> 00:11:24,827
No, but if I do have chlamydia,

294
00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:27,329
then I've got to tell
everyone I've slept with too.

295
00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:29,698
Luckily you have me,
we have the spreadsheet.

296
00:11:30,165 --> 00:11:31,266
Okay.

297
00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:33,469
What do I have to do to
test for chlamydia, anyway?

298
00:11:33,535 --> 00:11:35,471
It's super easy. It's just
a little wee-wee test.

299
00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:36,905
Okay.

300
00:11:36,972 --> 00:11:39,041
And a scrape of the cervix.

301
00:11:42,043 --> 00:11:42,044
[Helena] Chlamydia?

302
00:11:42,111 --> 00:11:44,746
Shh. Okay. No need to shout.

303
00:11:44,813 --> 00:11:46,014
Keep your voice down.

304
00:11:48,043 --> 00:11:48,083
Christ Lauren,
you've got the clap.

305
00:11:48,150 --> 00:11:49,251
No, I haven't got the clap.

306
00:11:49,318 --> 00:11:50,152
That's gonorrhoea.

307
00:11:50,219 --> 00:11:51,353
-Have you got that, too?
-[Lauren] No.

308
00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:52,254
Are you sure?

309
00:11:52,321 --> 00:11:53,122
I don't have chlamydia.

310
00:11:54,043 --> 00:11:54,356
I haven't got the
results back yet.

311
00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:56,925
And we did. We did.
We did use a condom.

312
00:12:00,043 --> 00:12:00,462
Oh, you've definitely got it.
Oof chlamydia. Hang on.

313
00:12:00,529 --> 00:12:02,898
What do you want Rosa,
Cheerios?

314
00:12:02,965 --> 00:12:05,634
Look, my friend at work got
it, and she used a condom.

315
00:12:06,043 --> 00:12:08,137
So, yeah, you've probably.

316
00:12:08,203 --> 00:12:09,371
Oh Lord.

317
00:12:09,438 --> 00:12:11,373
How's it feel then to be
a dirty trollop, I mean?

318
00:12:12,043 --> 00:12:13,408
Well, I don't know
if it's psychosomatic,

319
00:12:13,475 --> 00:12:14,877
but I'm itching like crazy.

320
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:16,912
[Carol] Why are you itchy,
darling?

321
00:12:18,043 --> 00:12:19,047
[Helena] Good morning Mum,
hi Dad.

322
00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:21,383
[Lauren] Oh, hi Mum, hi.
Hello Dad.

323
00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:22,618
[Roger] Isn't this nice,
all together.

324
00:12:22,684 --> 00:12:23,852
Yes, lovely. I didn't
realise...

325
00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:26,455
Sorry, what's that? Your
father was talking over you.

326
00:12:26,522 --> 00:12:28,857
No, I wasn't.
She wasn't talking.

327
00:12:30,043 --> 00:12:30,459
What time is it
over there, boss?

328
00:12:30,526 --> 00:12:33,195
I don't know the
exact time, it's dark.

329
00:12:33,262 --> 00:12:34,196
Darling, you don't have

330
00:12:36,043 --> 00:12:36,165
that terrible yeast
infection again, do you?

331
00:12:36,231 --> 00:12:38,233
No Mum, I don't have
a yeast infection.

332
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:39,368
I've never had a--

333
00:12:39,434 --> 00:12:41,537
Well, you do look tired.

334
00:12:42,043 --> 00:12:43,205
Thank you, I appreciate that.

335
00:12:43,272 --> 00:12:45,407
[Helena] Yeah,
you do look tired.

336
00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:46,708
Okay. Bye.

337
00:12:49,578 --> 00:12:50,746
I don't have chlamydia.

338
00:12:54,043 --> 00:12:54,249
[upbeat music]

339
00:13:00,043 --> 00:13:00,689
Hi Mum, just need to poo.
How are you?

340
00:13:00,756 --> 00:13:03,992
Hi baby, I'm just in
the shower. Won't be a sec.

341
00:13:06,043 --> 00:13:06,962
[yells] Stop Abby,
I'm in the shower!

342
00:13:07,029 --> 00:13:07,863
Sorry.

343
00:13:07,930 --> 00:13:11,300
Mum. Can I have caviar
for lunch today?

344
00:13:12,043 --> 00:13:14,002
How do you even know
what caviar is?

345
00:13:14,069 --> 00:13:15,337
Nan gave it to her
at Christmas.

346
00:13:15,404 --> 00:13:17,105
[Lauren] She did?

347
00:13:18,073 --> 00:13:20,542
So can I have it for lunch?

348
00:13:20,609 --> 00:13:23,879
No, surprisingly, I don't
have any caviar. So, no.

349
00:13:24,043 --> 00:13:25,781
But Marcus asked for caviar.

350
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:27,916
He said he wouldn't
be my friend anymore

351
00:13:27,983 --> 00:13:29,284
if I don't give him caviar.

352
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:30,352
Who's Marcus?

353
00:13:30,419 --> 00:13:32,354
Chloe and Amanda too.

354
00:13:32,421 --> 00:13:35,657
Nancy's made a weeks worth
of quite dry and lumpy hummus.

355
00:13:36,043 --> 00:13:37,993
So we'll be
having that, instead.

356
00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:40,629
I'm done.
I need some toilet paper.

357
00:13:42,043 --> 00:13:43,699
Okay, Abby, can you
get some toilet paper?

358
00:13:43,765 --> 00:13:46,335
[phone chimes]

359
00:13:50,606 --> 00:13:52,641
Mum, toilet paper!

360
00:13:54,043 --> 00:13:54,543
[yells] Abby!

361
00:14:00,043 --> 00:14:00,148
Okey-doke.

362
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:01,750
Come on, let's keep
those legs together,

363
00:14:01,817 --> 00:14:03,785
we don't know if
this thing's airborne.

364
00:14:03,852 --> 00:14:05,687
Here we go.
Patient zero, Nathan Bolton.

365
00:14:06,043 --> 00:14:07,656
And this is who we have
to get back to, yeah?

366
00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:09,458
So I've organised by date.

367
00:14:09,524 --> 00:14:11,126
And if we work backwards
from your latest hook-up,

368
00:14:11,193 --> 00:14:12,027
all we need to do

369
00:14:12,294 --> 00:14:13,862
is pop them into the
anonymous group message, here.

370
00:14:13,929 --> 00:14:14,730
Group message.

371
00:14:14,796 --> 00:14:15,931
Anonymous. It's a 'burner'.

372
00:14:15,998 --> 00:14:17,299
Are we in an episode
of The Wire?

373
00:14:18,043 --> 00:14:19,067
You know,
I couldn't get into it.

374
00:14:19,134 --> 00:14:21,136
Just stick with it.
You get used to the language.

375
00:14:21,203 --> 00:14:24,006
Okay, so, here we go.

376
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:26,008
Guido, foreign firemen,
10 inches.

377
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:27,943
Oh my god, I forgot about him.
The crier.

378
00:14:28,010 --> 00:14:29,645
Craig, stoned kick-boxer.

379
00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:32,381
Oh, I blocked him too. This
is actually quite confronting.

380
00:14:32,447 --> 00:14:34,416
Yeah. Well, I mean, this is
only the last two weeks.

381
00:14:34,483 --> 00:14:35,450
Remember Sir Cumalot?

382
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:36,752
Oh god, no, please.

383
00:14:36,818 --> 00:14:39,221
Ian, quantity surveyor.
Nimesh, the barista.

384
00:14:39,288 --> 00:14:41,490
Trevor, barista.
Spiro, barista.

385
00:14:42,043 --> 00:14:42,424
Barrister.

386
00:14:42,491 --> 00:14:44,226
Okay, I knew that,
that was just a typo.

387
00:14:44,293 --> 00:14:45,260
Bazza, furniture importer.

388
00:14:45,327 --> 00:14:46,194
Okay.

389
00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:47,796
And Wayne the busker,
with the trumpet.

390
00:14:48,043 --> 00:14:49,498
Oh yes I remember.
Yeah. Yeah.

391
00:14:49,564 --> 00:14:51,533
And that brings us
back to the 23rd.

392
00:14:54,043 --> 00:14:54,169
The date you shagged the famous
married sports commentator

393
00:14:54,236 --> 00:14:55,604
in the front seat
of his sports car.

394
00:14:55,671 --> 00:14:57,506
Yes, I had quite crammed
sex with Nathan and then...

395
00:14:57,572 --> 00:14:58,440
Umm!

396
00:15:00,043 --> 00:15:00,642
What?

397
00:15:01,076 --> 00:15:02,110
Matt!

398
00:15:06,043 --> 00:15:06,448
I knew it. I knew it.
"I got you a coffee".

399
00:15:06,515 --> 00:15:09,117
Seemed unusually nice
for a straight man.

400
00:15:09,184 --> 00:15:11,553
Yeah. And I told him I hadn't
slept with anyone since Jake.

401
00:15:12,043 --> 00:15:12,921
Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!

402
00:15:14,323 --> 00:15:17,993
[gentle music]
[chicken clucks]

403
00:15:20,829 --> 00:15:22,397
A lady told me
to give you this.

404
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:23,565
What lady?

405
00:15:24,043 --> 00:15:25,834
The one at school
who gives me food.

406
00:15:25,901 --> 00:15:27,903
I can't read it.

407
00:15:30,043 --> 00:15:31,206
Oh crikey Lola,
it's a bill for $120.

408
00:15:31,273 --> 00:15:33,342
You've ordered
canteen lunches all week.

409
00:15:36,043 --> 00:15:36,044
Yes, because Marcus
didn't like my lunch.

410
00:15:36,111 --> 00:15:38,313
He asked for caviar, remember?

411
00:15:38,380 --> 00:15:40,515
Is Marcus in your class?

412
00:15:42,043 --> 00:15:42,884
No. Anyway, it's not just him.

413
00:15:42,951 --> 00:15:45,087
It's Chloe and Amanda
and Isabel and

414
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:47,456
Applesauce and Rocket,
as well.

415
00:15:48,043 --> 00:15:50,726
Hang on, are these friends
like Ellia is your friend?

416
00:15:50,792 --> 00:15:52,327
Yeah, they're friends
with Ellia, too.

417
00:15:54,043 --> 00:15:54,563
And they told you to
throw away your lunch?

418
00:15:54,629 --> 00:15:58,834
They don't like Nancy's hummus.
Well, they did use to.

419
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:02,237
But then Nancy said Ellia
couldn't sit in the front

420
00:16:06,043 --> 00:16:06,341
of Daddy's car
and she gets car sick.

421
00:16:06,408 --> 00:16:08,910
Maybe Nancy didn't realise.

422
00:16:10,045 --> 00:16:10,979
You should always
tell the truth.

423
00:16:12,043 --> 00:16:13,648
I know it's hard sometimes,
but it's important. Okay?

424
00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:21,022
Why don't we have a tea party
tomorrow for all your friends?

425
00:16:24,043 --> 00:16:24,459
And we can have Dad
and Nancy over too, yeah?

426
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:25,627
Can we have caviar?

427
00:16:26,628 --> 00:16:28,597
I thought I might bake.

428
00:16:30,043 --> 00:16:30,632
They really like caviar.

429
00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:31,867
I might bake as well.

430
00:16:36,043 --> 00:16:36,538
If you have to. But use
real vanilla beans, okay?

431
00:16:36,605 --> 00:16:37,472
Okay.

432
00:16:40,675 --> 00:16:41,610
Takies.

433
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,513
Okay, so I've sent
the group message.

434
00:16:44,579 --> 00:16:45,714
All you need to
do is call Matt.

435
00:16:45,781 --> 00:16:46,615
Hm-hm.

436
00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:49,651
Like right now.

437
00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:52,754
Can I have one of your
beta blockers please?

438
00:16:52,821 --> 00:16:53,989
Absolutely not. Chop, chop.

439
00:16:55,023 --> 00:16:56,024
Ah,

440
00:16:56,992 --> 00:16:57,826
okay, Matt.

441
00:17:00,043 --> 00:17:00,328
Call.

442
00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:01,129
Speaker.

443
00:17:01,196 --> 00:17:02,898
[phone ringing]

444
00:17:06,043 --> 00:17:07,936
[Matt] Hi, listen can I just,
I'm just--

445
00:17:08,003 --> 00:17:09,571
Hi Matt, hi. Sorry to bother
you.

446
00:17:09,638 --> 00:17:11,940
I need to talk to you about
something.

447
00:17:12,043 --> 00:17:15,277
Okay, it's just,
I'm actually on a date.

448
00:17:15,343 --> 00:17:17,345
Can I call you tomorrow?
Sorry.

449
00:17:18,043 --> 00:17:18,380
Oh, oh no.

450
00:17:18,447 --> 00:17:20,081
Hang on. Oh, bye.

451
00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:22,851
He's on a date.

452
00:17:22,918 --> 00:17:23,652
Yep.

453
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:24,853
He's going to call me tomorrow.

454
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:25,821
No, I did hear that.

455
00:17:25,887 --> 00:17:27,189
It was on speakerphone.
Okay. Well, okay.

456
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,458
You have to call him tomorrow
and that's the end of it.

457
00:17:30,043 --> 00:17:31,059
But that, that's not
the end of it.

458
00:17:31,126 --> 00:17:32,594
Thanks to me,
he's back on a horse.

459
00:17:32,661 --> 00:17:33,862
What if he sleeps with her?

460
00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:34,863
He'll wear a condom.
He's an adult.

461
00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:36,031
It doesn't matter.
Nathan did.

462
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:39,067
It's, it's all about juices
and membranes and things.

463
00:17:39,134 --> 00:17:41,503
Okay. Yeah, okay,
call him back.

464
00:17:45,540 --> 00:17:46,675
[Matt] Hey, you've called Matt.

465
00:17:46,741 --> 00:17:47,943
Oh, it's voicemail.

466
00:17:48,043 --> 00:17:49,711
Leave a message, what are
you doing? Leave a message.

467
00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:52,113
Hi Matt. It's Lauren Davies.

468
00:17:52,180 --> 00:17:53,782
We spoke earlier.

469
00:17:54,043 --> 00:17:55,250
I'm just calling.

470
00:17:55,317 --> 00:17:57,652
I know you're on a date.
It's actually about said date.

471
00:18:00,043 --> 00:18:00,956
If you could get back to me
ASAP, that would be fantastic.

472
00:18:01,022 --> 00:18:02,157
Thank you.
Thanks for your time.

473
00:18:02,224 --> 00:18:03,391
Bye. Bye, bye, bye.

474
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:06,361
Beautiful, Lauren Davies.
Very professional.

475
00:18:06,428 --> 00:18:07,195
Let's just hope he calls back.

476
00:18:07,662 --> 00:18:09,498
Otherwise you'll have to add
super spreader to your resume,

477
00:18:09,564 --> 00:18:11,166
and a family law expert.
Cheers.

478
00:18:12,868 --> 00:18:15,470
[jaunty music]

479
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:17,672
[knock on door]

480
00:18:18,043 --> 00:18:20,275
Abby, can you get the door?

481
00:18:24,043 --> 00:18:24,713
Hey.

482
00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:26,848
Oh hey.

483
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:29,484
I didn't know you baked.

484
00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:32,587
Someone's birthday or
you're just practising?

485
00:18:36,043 --> 00:18:37,459
No, we're having a tea party,
but they didn't go quite--

486
00:18:37,526 --> 00:18:39,327
I thought I should come
and see you in person.

487
00:18:39,394 --> 00:18:41,329
I got your voicemails. Seven.

488
00:18:42,043 --> 00:18:42,898
Yeah, sorry about that. Yeah.

489
00:18:42,964 --> 00:18:45,233
Yeah, no, yeah,
no it's, I'm sorry.

490
00:18:46,201 --> 00:18:48,003
I didn't mean to
intrude on your date.

491
00:18:48,069 --> 00:18:49,337
No no, I should have
spoken to you.

492
00:18:49,404 --> 00:18:53,408
I've been meaning to
speak to you about us.

493
00:18:54,043 --> 00:18:54,743
Right.

494
00:18:54,809 --> 00:18:56,077
Yeah.

495
00:18:56,144 --> 00:18:58,847
But I got the impression
that you weren't as keen.

496
00:19:00,043 --> 00:19:03,151
No. Yeah.
Well, I mean, it's just...

497
00:19:03,218 --> 00:19:04,719
Just?

498
00:19:06,043 --> 00:19:07,222
I'm really happy
you went on a date.

499
00:19:07,289 --> 00:19:08,156
Right.

500
00:19:09,057 --> 00:19:11,192
Yeah. Just your voicemails.

501
00:19:12,043 --> 00:19:12,060
You said.

502
00:19:13,495 --> 00:19:14,863
Did you sleep with her?

503
00:19:15,897 --> 00:19:17,832
Did you have sex on your date?

504
00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:20,602
Sorry. You just said

505
00:19:20,669 --> 00:19:23,405
that you were happy
that I went on a date.

506
00:19:26,007 --> 00:19:27,375
I've got chlamydia.

507
00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:30,312
You've got?

508
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:31,146
I've got chlamydia.

509
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,080
What? When?

510
00:19:32,147 --> 00:19:34,316
Yeah, I apologise.

511
00:19:36,043 --> 00:19:38,153
You told me that I was
the first one since Jake.

512
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,187
Yeah, I lied.

513
00:19:39,254 --> 00:19:40,055
Did you?

514
00:19:40,255 --> 00:19:41,323
Because you said you
hadn't slept with anyone

515
00:19:42,043 --> 00:19:43,625
and I didn't want you
to feel pathetic.

516
00:19:43,692 --> 00:19:44,492
Cheers for that.

517
00:19:44,826 --> 00:19:46,328
I only just found out and
I really don't want to be

518
00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:47,162
a super spreader.

519
00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:48,029
Super spreader. Wow.

520
00:19:48,263 --> 00:19:50,265
You really are sleeping
with a lot of people.

521
00:19:50,332 --> 00:19:51,666
Look, I didn't
sleep with my date--

522
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:52,667
[Jake] Matty!

523
00:19:54,043 --> 00:19:54,302
Hey man,
how are you going bro?

524
00:19:54,369 --> 00:19:55,737
I didn't know you were coming.

525
00:19:56,805 --> 00:19:57,872
Good to see ya.

526
00:19:57,939 --> 00:19:59,307
-Hey Loz.
-Hey.

527
00:20:00,043 --> 00:20:00,642
Do you want a beer?

528
00:20:00,709 --> 00:20:01,943
No, I've got to...

529
00:20:02,010 --> 00:20:02,877
Did you see the game last
night?

530
00:20:02,944 --> 00:20:04,079
No, it was a good game though?

531
00:20:04,145 --> 00:20:05,480
-It was awesome.
-Yeah.

532
00:20:06,043 --> 00:20:06,948
How've you been? I haven't
seen you in yonks bro.

533
00:20:07,015 --> 00:20:08,249
Ah Yonkytonks.

534
00:20:08,316 --> 00:20:09,217
[laughs] Yonkytonks.

535
00:20:12,043 --> 00:20:12,887
Hi, I was just trying
out a new tray.

536
00:20:12,954 --> 00:20:15,223
Oh, well, sorry.

537
00:20:15,290 --> 00:20:16,958
I just know not everyone
loves to bake,

538
00:20:18,043 --> 00:20:20,195
so I just whipped
these out, luckily.

539
00:20:21,129 --> 00:20:22,697
Yeah. Put them here.

540
00:20:24,043 --> 00:20:24,633
-Okay.
-Yeah.

541
00:20:25,233 --> 00:20:27,636
[upbeat music]

542
00:20:31,706 --> 00:20:33,308
[cuckoo cuckoo]

543
00:20:36,043 --> 00:20:37,112
So good.
Will he come out again?

544
00:20:37,178 --> 00:20:38,213
Yeah, every hour.

545
00:20:39,047 --> 00:20:40,615
It's so much fun.

546
00:20:42,584 --> 00:20:43,885
Matt, you sit there.

547
00:20:44,819 --> 00:20:47,389
Yeah. Good. Okay.
This is great.

548
00:20:48,390 --> 00:20:50,225
How's it going out there, bro?

549
00:20:51,826 --> 00:20:53,228
Where, outside?

550
00:20:54,329 --> 00:20:57,399
Out there, you know, are you
back on the horse again? Or?

551
00:21:00,043 --> 00:21:00,201
Oh yeah, yeah.
No, a bit. Not really.

552
00:21:00,268 --> 00:21:02,871
Matt, you've got
to get out there.

553
00:21:06,043 --> 00:21:08,009
Maybe not totally out there,
[laughs] but, out there!

554
00:21:08,677 --> 00:21:09,778
Caviar, Nancy?

555
00:21:10,278 --> 00:21:11,813
Oh no. Thank you.

556
00:21:12,043 --> 00:21:14,816
Wow. We're feeding them
caviar now, are we?

557
00:21:14,883 --> 00:21:16,384
It's Marcus's favourite.

558
00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:19,454
And it's lumpfish eggs,
not bloody beluga!

559
00:21:19,954 --> 00:21:22,290
So Lola, is this
Ellia sitting here?

560
00:21:24,043 --> 00:21:26,594
Yeah. Ellia. You know,
who gets car sick.

561
00:21:27,962 --> 00:21:29,230
And that's Lipstick.

562
00:21:30,043 --> 00:21:31,232
-Lipstick!
-Lipstick?

563
00:21:31,299 --> 00:21:35,970
Yeah. She's 39 and her
favourite things are wine and
chlamydia.

564
00:21:36,043 --> 00:21:37,205
[bottle clanks on table]

565
00:21:37,272 --> 00:21:38,773
-Shit, sorry.
-Wow!

566
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:45,780
-Do you have anything
absorbent? -Yeah, I'll get
something.

567
00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:50,752
[upbeat music]

568
00:21:52,721 --> 00:21:53,688
Excellent.

569
00:21:54,043 --> 00:21:56,791
Now I've got lots of caviar
to go with all the hummus.

570
00:21:56,858 --> 00:21:58,727
That'll keep us in
lunches for a while.

571
00:21:58,793 --> 00:21:59,994
Mm, yummy.

572
00:22:00,061 --> 00:22:01,062
Oh, Hey.

573
00:22:01,129 --> 00:22:01,930
I've been meaning to ask you.

574
00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:04,099
Have you seen my swimming
pool membership card?

575
00:22:04,165 --> 00:22:04,899
No.

576
00:22:06,043 --> 00:22:06,968
[phone chimes]

577
00:22:08,837 --> 00:22:10,371
[Jake] Oh shit.

578
00:22:12,043 --> 00:22:12,741
Ah, there's nits again
in Lola's class.

579
00:22:15,510 --> 00:22:17,612
Honey, we should take off.

580
00:22:18,043 --> 00:22:19,647
We've got, we've got
the thing. So we better.

581
00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:21,216
Did you want that last one?

582
00:22:21,282 --> 00:22:22,317
[Jake] Bye girls.

583
00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:23,718
-You do?
-Yes, thank you.

584
00:22:24,285 --> 00:22:27,088
Loz, just keep
an eye out, okay?

585
00:22:27,155 --> 00:22:28,022
Yep, okay.

586
00:22:36,297 --> 00:22:38,800
I think Angus has nits, too.

587
00:22:38,867 --> 00:22:41,936
Nah, chickens can't get nits.
She probably has fleas.

588
00:22:42,043 --> 00:22:43,738
Brilliant.

589
00:22:43,805 --> 00:22:45,240
[phone chimes]

590
00:22:48,043 --> 00:22:50,111
[mellow music]

591
00:22:54,043 --> 00:22:54,582
[Lauren] "Much older lady".

592
00:23:00,043 --> 00:23:00,221
Much older? Not much.
I'm older, not, much...

593
00:23:00,288 --> 00:23:01,890
[phone chimes]

594
00:23:04,526 --> 00:23:05,560
Matt, hi.

595
00:23:06,043 --> 00:23:08,530
Oh hey, I was just going
to leave a message.

596
00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:09,998
Well, I'm here. Hi.

597
00:23:12,043 --> 00:23:12,200
Yeah I just wanted to apologise

598
00:23:12,267 --> 00:23:14,636
for spilling beer
all over the tea party.

599
00:23:14,702 --> 00:23:16,337
No, don't worry.
It was fine.

600
00:23:18,043 --> 00:23:18,306
Honestly, especially
considering the--

601
00:23:18,373 --> 00:23:22,243
Nah, it's all right. I've had
the treatment so it's all good.

602
00:23:22,310 --> 00:23:23,511
-Good.
-Easy peasy.

603
00:23:24,043 --> 00:23:26,414
Great. There was one
other thing um...

604
00:23:27,549 --> 00:23:29,150
Ah, I don't suppose you
have an itchy head?

605
00:23:30,043 --> 00:23:31,486
-What?
-No, you don't!

606
00:23:31,553 --> 00:23:33,188
-No!
-Great.

607
00:23:33,254 --> 00:23:34,522
-What?
-Bye.

608
00:23:34,589 --> 00:23:35,824
Bye.

609
00:23:39,327 --> 00:23:40,929
Ah, good.

610
00:23:42,043 --> 00:23:43,364
[chicken clucks]

611
00:23:45,466 --> 00:23:46,968
Angus!

612
00:23:48,043 --> 00:23:49,437
Clever girl.

613
00:23:51,372 --> 00:23:53,107
[chicken clucks loudly]