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[man] Oh yeah!

2
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[Lauren] Oh yeah.

3
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[man] Oh yeah, you like that,
you like that don't you?

4
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[Lauren] Yeah I like that!

5
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[man] Oh yeah that is a
full Windsor knot baby.

6
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-[man] Yeah you like that?
-[Lauren] Oh yeah I like that.

7
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[man] Yeah.

8
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[groans] You're a
dirty little slut.

9
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Sorry, what did you call me?

10
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Oh I'm so sorry,
was that too much?

11
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I just, um, thought we'd
try a bit of role play.

12
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Oh, role play, fine.

13
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Are you sure?

14
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Yeah sorry, I didn't realise.
Carry on.

15
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Yeah? Okay great, thank you.

16
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[man groans]

17
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You little slut. Tell me
you're a little slut.

18
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I'm a dirty little...

19
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Did I say you could
fucking talk?

20
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Sorry are we still
doing role play?

21
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Yeah that's part of it.

22
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It's just difficult to...
It's a little bit confusing.

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[man] I'm in character.
That's fine.

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[man] Oh, there we go, yeah!

25
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[man groans]

26
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[Lauren groans]

27
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[man shouts] I'm going to put
a warrior baby in you.

28
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[man exhales]

29
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# I'm like a candle burning
End to end #

30
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[cuckoo, cuckoo]

31
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[Abby] Mum, did you know this
part of my foot hurts?

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And last night Daddy said he
would give me a plaster...

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[Lola] Two plaits tied together
at the back into one plait

34
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starting at the front but not
at the top, at the bottom.

35
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Oh, so two tied together into
one, but at the bottom?

36
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How many hairbands?

37
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Seriously? Two! I thought
you knew everything.

38
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I do know everything.

39
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You didn't know that.

40
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Why is your hair so knotty?

41
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Again, everything?

42
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Well that was rhetorical.

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I know why your hair's so
knotty

44
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because your dad never
bloody brushes it, that's why.

45
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No. It's knotty because
when I eat crackers at night

46
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the rats smell the food
and come into my bed

47
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and make my hair knotty.
Seriously.

48
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[knock on door]

49
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Abby!

50
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[knock on door]

51
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Oh, Abby!

52
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Can you just
hold that my love.

53
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Hang on.

54
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[phone beeps]

55
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Hey, just thought I'd
drop by with some kefir.

56
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What? What's that?

57
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Kefir. You said
you'd like to try it.

58
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Kefir! Thanks Matt.

59
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Fermented milk. Good
probiotics. I got this book.

60
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[Lauren groans]

61
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You mentioned you wanted some.

62
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Did I?

63
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-Yes, thank you.
-There you go.

64
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Oh appreciate that.
God, so much.

65
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Yeah it's a healthy yield.

66
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Hmm.

67
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Well thank you.
Gotta get the kids to school.

68
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Yeah, that's cool,
I've gotta um...

69
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..find some other
pointless hobby

70
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to fill the aching void
of my loneliness.

71
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[laughs]

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Sour milk, you're doing well.

73
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Right. I'm sure there's
something just as attractive

74
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for a soon to be divorced

75
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41 year old childless
man to be doing?

76
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[laughs]

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Macramé?

78
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-Well there you go.
-Yeah.

79
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There I do go. So yeah.

80
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Thank you Matt,
for this off milk.

81
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[upbeat music]

82
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[phone beeps]

83
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Okay so, who's dick is this?

84
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I'm going to need a little
bit more context I think.

85
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Okay this dick...

86
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Oh God and that jar
is full of?

87
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-Apparently.
-Gosh!

88
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I mean a dick pic is
one thing but that's...

89
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Horrific! I know.

90
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Now that seems
like too much to me.

91
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Yeah.

92
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Is he collecting it, because if
he is that is a police matter.

93
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One load allegedly.

94
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Oh, fuck off, get fucked,
that's fucked.

95
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-Hold this, I'm googling it.
-Well what you going to google?

96
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Ah, lots of sperm.

97
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Okay, could be Hyper...

98
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Hyperthermia?

99
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Yeah hyperthermia. He got
caught outside in a snowstorm,

100
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and now he produces an
inordinate amount of spoof.

101
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No. It's a very serious and
very debilitating illness

102
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where you have an
abnormally large load.

103
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Oh my God, there's
no way I'm meeting this man.

104
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-Causes dehydration.
-For me or him?

105
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Sorry, who is this again?

106
00:04:01,984 --> 00:04:04,854
Well that's it, I don't know.
It just came up my SnapTap.

107
00:04:06,043 --> 00:04:06,756
Didn't even know I had SnapTap.

108
00:04:06,822 --> 00:04:08,324
Yes, SnapTap.
That's what it's called.

109
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Is that the dance thing one?

110
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No!

111
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Anyway this semen junky is
using an anonymous account

112
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and won't give me his name.

113
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Oh well, put down some towels.

114
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The old ones,
not the good ones obviously.

115
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-Oh God Alex. Look at it.
-No.

116
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There isn't a condom
in the land,

117
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it would be like a water
balloon just filling up.

118
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[Alex moans]

119
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No, no, I'm off milk.

120
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So, he said this week. You've
got three dates this week.

121
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Why don't I just
cancel all of them.

122
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No!

123
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I will not be cowed by
a simple jar of semen.

124
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Okay, calm down.

125
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Well just find out whose
penis it is, and cancel them.

126
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Okay?

127
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So who's first?

128
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Ah, so first we have
Dallas Guitar Abs.

129
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-Okay, so that's Dallas.
-Yeah.

130
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Does it look like his penis?

131
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Right, so we are doing this?

132
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Here? In work hours we're
playing 'Dick Guess Who'

133
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-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Okay.

134
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Well his eyebrows
are kind of light.

135
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Yep.

136
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And Sir Cumalot's
pubes are darker.

137
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But do, you know, eyebrows
always match pubes, I mean...

138
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It's a good question.

139
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My eyebrows are quite...

140
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I don't want to know
the colour of your...

141
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Maybe I'll get him
to send another photo

142
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and give us more detail,
more to work with, you know...

143
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Right, yep, good idea.

144
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Your second date is...

145
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Sorry, have you
got a second date?

146
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Well not with the
same guy, but yep.

147
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So he didn't call?

148
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No, well who?
No, they all call.

149
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Oh, well that's really
tough, that's tough.

150
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I mean,
maybe you shouldn't, um,

151
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if you're going to sleep
with them straightaway.

152
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But I don't... I don't sleep
with them straightway.

153
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Well I do.

154
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Well if you're going to
give away the milk for free,

155
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why would they buy the cow?

156
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I don't want to sell the cow,
or them to buy it,

157
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or, fuck the milk, you know,
and also it's not 1952 Ange,

158
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people, women can have sex with
whoever they want can't they?

159
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-They can.
-I think so yeah.

160
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So you're finding it hard
to meet someone nice?

161
00:05:52,194 --> 00:05:53,195
I don't want to
meet someone nice.

162
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Well I suppose the options are
limited out there, by our age.

163
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[Ange laughs]

164
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Because all the good ones
are married aren't they?

165
00:06:01,537 --> 00:06:02,905
[Lauren] Well...

166
00:06:02,972 --> 00:06:05,307
Honestly I'm really
just looking for sex.

167
00:06:06,043 --> 00:06:06,642
[Alex] Sex.

168
00:06:06,709 --> 00:06:08,911
But you must want
a bit of romance?

169
00:06:08,978 --> 00:06:10,246
-Nuh.
-It's magic.

170
00:06:10,312 --> 00:06:11,847
I don't like magic,
don't like it.

171
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Wha, what sort of guy are you
looking for do you reckon?

172
00:06:14,283 --> 00:06:15,117
Oh I don't know,

173
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looking for a really kind of
weird, clumsy, strange guy.

174
00:06:19,388 --> 00:06:21,824
Oh, right. Oh, ah!

175
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Ah, classic me,
clumsy and weird.

176
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[phone beeps]

177
00:06:33,869 --> 00:06:35,271
What? What's he saying?

178
00:06:36,043 --> 00:06:36,939
"Your turn first,
downstairs pic."

179
00:06:37,006 --> 00:06:39,275
You can't be serious?
You're serious.

180
00:06:40,276 --> 00:06:41,477
Okay, we'll take it
on your phone because

181
00:06:42,043 --> 00:06:42,444
you've got a
better camera.

182
00:06:42,511 --> 00:06:44,046
Absolutely not, not for me.
No thank you.

183
00:06:44,113 --> 00:06:45,447
I'm not going to
get the right angle.

184
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I just don't think I'm the
best person for the job.

185
00:06:48,043 --> 00:06:50,986
-Come on, Alex, please.
-What does he want to see?

186
00:06:54,043 --> 00:06:54,857
I don't know. I think maybe
the nice, the main bit.

187
00:06:54,924 --> 00:06:55,958
-The main bit?
-Yeah.

188
00:06:56,025 --> 00:06:57,760
It'll only take a second.

189
00:06:57,827 --> 00:06:58,994
-Okay?
-Jesus Christ.

190
00:06:59,061 --> 00:06:59,829
Please don't.
[door slams]

191
00:07:00,043 --> 00:07:01,630
-Okay, do I-
-Okay. Here we go.

192
00:07:01,697 --> 00:07:02,865
Go in, or not?

193
00:07:02,932 --> 00:07:04,934
-So, Okay.
-Oh, god.

194
00:07:06,043 --> 00:07:06,769
I'm not going to touch it.

195
00:07:06,836 --> 00:07:07,736
You're just going to have to-

196
00:07:07,803 --> 00:07:10,739
So, do you think this
should be on or off?

197
00:07:12,043 --> 00:07:12,775
Just around your
ankles is fine.

198
00:07:12,842 --> 00:07:14,443
I don't know if I can
get my legs wide enough

199
00:07:14,510 --> 00:07:15,511
if they're on.

200
00:07:15,578 --> 00:07:16,545
No, they're wide enough.

201
00:07:18,043 --> 00:07:19,515
Just why can't we do a
nice tasteful tit shot?

202
00:07:19,582 --> 00:07:21,550
Nickers on or off? On or off?

203
00:07:21,617 --> 00:07:23,018
I don't know how to answer
that.

204
00:07:24,043 --> 00:07:24,253
Here they are.

205
00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:25,421
Okay.

206
00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:26,755
Kneel down. Kneel down.

207
00:07:27,723 --> 00:07:28,624
That's it.
Good, good, good, good.

208
00:07:30,043 --> 00:07:30,693
-Okay.
-Is that it? You got it?

209
00:07:30,759 --> 00:07:32,461
-Yep.
-Is that wide enough?

210
00:07:32,528 --> 00:07:34,096
Yep, yep.

211
00:07:34,163 --> 00:07:35,531
-Now take it.
-Thank you, thank you.

212
00:07:36,043 --> 00:07:37,766
There's three to
choose from and um...

213
00:07:38,701 --> 00:07:39,501
..pants.

214
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Ah, okay.

215
00:07:42,043 --> 00:07:45,007
I'm just going to not have to
see you for a couple of hours.

216
00:07:45,074 --> 00:07:47,443
I might just AirDrop
this to my phone.

217
00:07:48,577 --> 00:07:51,547
[upbeat music]

218
00:07:51,614 --> 00:07:53,449
[Ange] Hello.
[Alex] Yep, hi!

219
00:07:56,518 --> 00:07:58,220
It doesn't seem to
have come through.

220
00:07:58,287 --> 00:07:59,488
Did you press 'Accept'?

221
00:08:00,043 --> 00:08:00,923
Isn't it automatic?

222
00:08:00,990 --> 00:08:02,057
No, it's not automatic,

223
00:08:02,124 --> 00:08:04,526
that's why they put the
handy 'Accept' button there.

224
00:08:06,043 --> 00:08:06,428
I'll send it again, Jesus.

225
00:08:07,162 --> 00:08:08,330
Okay.

226
00:08:08,397 --> 00:08:11,300
Now I really do
need some time

227
00:08:12,043 --> 00:08:13,302
and maybe a
peppermint tea actually.

228
00:08:13,369 --> 00:08:15,304
So how do I SnapTap?

229
00:08:18,807 --> 00:08:20,809
[children chattering]

230
00:08:20,876 --> 00:08:21,644
Hello!

231
00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:22,478
[Jake] Hiya.

232
00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:23,879
-Hi Mum!
-Some washing of theirs.

233
00:08:24,043 --> 00:08:25,180
What's that on your face?

234
00:08:25,247 --> 00:08:26,115
Dirty washing, my favourite.

235
00:08:26,181 --> 00:08:26,916
Cheek tats.

236
00:08:26,982 --> 00:08:27,783
Oh god.

237
00:08:28,083 --> 00:08:29,852
Hey, I got a calendar
reminder for tomorrow night.

238
00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:31,487
Permanent marker, really?

239
00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:32,488
Tomorrow night?

240
00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:33,822
Yeah, it's in
the joint calendar.

241
00:08:33,889 --> 00:08:34,723
What does it say?

242
00:08:36,043 --> 00:08:37,726
"Dallas Guitar Abs 7:00 PM."

243
00:08:37,793 --> 00:08:40,262
Is Abby learning guitar now,
I thought she was doing violin.

244
00:08:40,329 --> 00:08:41,697
Mhmm.

245
00:08:42,043 --> 00:08:42,598
Viola. Yeah.

246
00:08:42,665 --> 00:08:44,533
Oh, so Dallas is
her viola teacher?

247
00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:45,401
Yes.

248
00:08:46,669 --> 00:08:47,937
No.

249
00:08:48,043 --> 00:08:50,239
It's probably a client
in the wrong calendar.

250
00:08:50,306 --> 00:08:51,040
-Right.
-Guitar?

251
00:08:51,106 --> 00:08:52,541
I can do the guitar.

252
00:08:54,043 --> 00:08:54,576
But when are we supposed
to fit in lessons?

253
00:08:54,643 --> 00:08:55,444
No, baby, it's a mistake.

254
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Wow!

255
00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:58,213
Who did your hair?

256
00:08:58,280 --> 00:08:59,815
-Na...
-I did.

257
00:09:00,043 --> 00:09:01,383
[Lauren scoffs] Bull shit.

258
00:09:02,618 --> 00:09:03,385
YouTube.

259
00:09:03,452 --> 00:09:04,820
Oh, come on.

260
00:09:06,043 --> 00:09:06,922
You hardly even ever
brush her bloody hair.

261
00:09:06,989 --> 00:09:08,590
I do brush their hair.

262
00:09:08,657 --> 00:09:10,426
All right, sometimes.

263
00:09:10,492 --> 00:09:11,360
So Dallas.

264
00:09:12,043 --> 00:09:13,796
This is a person,
or a place?

265
00:09:13,862 --> 00:09:14,663
Mhmm.

266
00:09:15,130 --> 00:09:17,499
Remember I have Stanley's robot
dress-up party this weekend.

267
00:09:18,043 --> 00:09:18,634
-Yes!
-Oh yes, that's right, darling.

268
00:09:18,701 --> 00:09:19,601
Yes, I will help you with that.

269
00:09:19,668 --> 00:09:20,803
I'll wire something up for you.

270
00:09:24,043 --> 00:09:24,406
You do not need to worry
because I got this.

271
00:09:24,473 --> 00:09:25,274
Ta-da.

272
00:09:26,141 --> 00:09:28,677
But I thought we were going
to make something properly.

273
00:09:30,043 --> 00:09:30,112
It's a bit lame.

274
00:09:30,179 --> 00:09:31,447
No, I know.
But then I bought this.

275
00:09:31,513 --> 00:09:32,948
How much did that cost?

276
00:09:33,015 --> 00:09:34,450
Yeah, okay, well,

277
00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:36,952
we can make something, I'll
make something with you then.

278
00:09:37,019 --> 00:09:39,588
Dad needs to do the wiring,
voice recorder, lights.

279
00:09:39,655 --> 00:09:41,724
I can do it! I'll do it,
I'll figure it out.

280
00:09:42,043 --> 00:09:42,958
All right. Suit yourself.

281
00:09:43,025 --> 00:09:44,226
I'm out.

282
00:09:44,293 --> 00:09:45,594
I can always YouTube it.

283
00:09:48,043 --> 00:09:49,665
[tool beeping]

284
00:09:51,066 --> 00:09:52,468
Oh, look, for goodness.

285
00:09:54,043 --> 00:09:55,270
You accepted the dates
in the wrong calendar.

286
00:09:55,337 --> 00:09:57,873
Well, I didn't know
I had two calendars.

287
00:09:57,940 --> 00:09:59,608
It's all fixed.

288
00:10:01,176 --> 00:10:02,344
Why didn't you just
tell him it was a date?

289
00:10:02,411 --> 00:10:04,179
Because it's none
of his business.

290
00:10:06,043 --> 00:10:06,181
Sorry, it's just electricity.

291
00:10:06,248 --> 00:10:07,116
Yep.

292
00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:09,418
Thank you.

293
00:10:09,485 --> 00:10:11,954
Have we heard from captain cum?

294
00:10:12,043 --> 00:10:12,888
-Sir Cumalot.
-Sir Cumalot.

295
00:10:12,955 --> 00:10:14,857
No. But, I've had an idea.

296
00:10:14,923 --> 00:10:17,259
I'm going to get Dallas
to show me his woody

297
00:10:18,043 --> 00:10:20,162
before I commit and then
compare it to the photo.

298
00:10:20,229 --> 00:10:21,663
That's actually a
very good idea.

299
00:10:21,730 --> 00:10:22,564
Yeah.

300
00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:25,367
Uh.

301
00:10:25,434 --> 00:10:26,635
-Lauren?
-Mhmm.

302
00:10:26,702 --> 00:10:29,338
Okay, so this
is a Snap Story.

303
00:10:30,043 --> 00:10:30,406
Excuse me.

304
00:10:30,472 --> 00:10:32,641
Starving.
[Ange laughs]

305
00:10:32,708 --> 00:10:33,876
Lauren, we've got that meeting.

306
00:10:33,942 --> 00:10:35,444
We can just-

307
00:10:36,043 --> 00:10:36,578
Oh, should I, should I?

308
00:10:36,645 --> 00:10:38,113
No, it's okay. Thank you.

309
00:10:40,182 --> 00:10:41,884
So I've made a story?

310
00:10:42,043 --> 00:10:43,719
So how do I delete this?

311
00:10:43,786 --> 00:10:45,421
-Oh god, okay.
-So who has it?

312
00:10:45,487 --> 00:10:46,422
-So you sent this.
-Where has this?

313
00:10:48,043 --> 00:10:49,591
Yeah, so basically, you've sent
it in direct message to him,

314
00:10:49,658 --> 00:10:53,162
but you've also posted it
to all of your contacts.

315
00:10:54,043 --> 00:10:54,830
-All my contacts?
-Yeah.

316
00:10:54,897 --> 00:10:56,598
Okay. But, no, it's okay.

317
00:10:56,665 --> 00:10:58,067
Not everyone has this app

318
00:11:00,043 --> 00:11:00,436
and you can actually
see who's viewed it by,

319
00:11:00,502 --> 00:11:01,370
no, no.

320
00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:05,340
Yeah, but if you've done
it, you can't actually

321
00:11:06,043 --> 00:11:06,408
see who's opened it.

322
00:11:07,743 --> 00:11:09,111
So my

323
00:11:09,178 --> 00:11:10,245
vagina is just out there now?

324
00:11:10,312 --> 00:11:11,914
-Just the main bit.
-Yeah.

325
00:11:12,043 --> 00:11:13,382
It's all right,
it's just a vagina.

326
00:11:13,449 --> 00:11:14,616
Just a vagina.

327
00:11:14,683 --> 00:11:15,717
I've got a normal vagina.

328
00:11:18,043 --> 00:11:19,321
Power to the vagina,
you know?

329
00:11:20,322 --> 00:11:21,090
-Yeah?
-Mhmm,

330
00:11:21,156 --> 00:11:22,624
Definitely, definitely.

331
00:11:24,043 --> 00:11:25,694
[upbeat rock music]

332
00:11:29,164 --> 00:11:29,998
Wow.

333
00:11:31,166 --> 00:11:31,967
[Lauren sighs]

334
00:11:32,034 --> 00:11:33,402
Nice garage.

335
00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:37,673
Yes, oh, great, thank you.

336
00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:38,874
[man] So psyched you're here.

337
00:11:38,941 --> 00:11:40,109
Oh, it's good to be here.

338
00:11:40,175 --> 00:11:41,076
Shocking day.

339
00:11:44,379 --> 00:11:46,448
Mhmm.

340
00:11:46,515 --> 00:11:47,516
You thirsty?

341
00:11:48,884 --> 00:11:50,052
[man sighs]

342
00:11:50,119 --> 00:11:52,287
God, you're a babe.

343
00:11:54,623 --> 00:11:56,425
I don't have long before
I have to get back.

344
00:11:56,492 --> 00:11:57,659
Cool.

345
00:11:57,726 --> 00:11:59,695
So, get your penis out.

346
00:12:00,043 --> 00:12:00,562
Yeah, cool, cool.

347
00:12:00,896 --> 00:12:04,133
Hiya, would you just, would
mind listening to this?

348
00:12:04,199 --> 00:12:05,300
Oh.

349
00:12:06,043 --> 00:12:06,935
It's, I've been working
on it since we met.

350
00:12:07,002 --> 00:12:08,804
It's about... old women.

351
00:12:08,871 --> 00:12:10,205
-Oh, okay.
-I mean, experienced women.

352
00:12:12,043 --> 00:12:12,875
It's like, starts like.
[guitar strumming]

353
00:12:14,042 --> 00:12:16,378
# Gotta woman with
some class yeah #

354
00:12:18,043 --> 00:12:18,647
-Oh, thank you.
-That's you.

355
00:12:18,714 --> 00:12:20,516
# And a hot mama ass, yeah #

356
00:12:20,582 --> 00:12:22,084
Can I please see your penis?

357
00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:27,122
# She's a working woman,
Hell yeah #

358
00:12:30,043 --> 00:12:31,793
# And she's going to
Make me swell, yeah #

359
00:12:32,427 --> 00:12:34,796
Yeah, and so, there's like
a pre-chorus that's like...

360
00:12:34,863 --> 00:12:35,631
[man singing]

361
00:12:36,043 --> 00:12:37,332
It's sewn up.

362
00:12:37,399 --> 00:12:38,167
It won't take a moment.

363
00:12:38,233 --> 00:12:39,001
Oh.

364
00:12:39,067 --> 00:12:41,537
[man singing]

365
00:12:44,740 --> 00:12:46,675
-You're circumcised?
-Yeah.

366
00:12:48,043 --> 00:12:48,277
Oh, we're good to go then.

367
00:12:48,343 --> 00:12:51,880
[upbeat rock music]

368
00:12:51,947 --> 00:12:53,415
[man] Did you like it?
Did you like the song?

369
00:12:54,043 --> 00:12:54,516
Yeah.

370
00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:56,318
-Hyper what?
-Spermia.

371
00:12:56,385 --> 00:12:57,286
That's not real.

372
00:12:57,352 --> 00:12:59,087
Rosa, what do you want
on your sandwiches?

373
00:13:00,043 --> 00:13:01,156
Well, you don't look like
you got drenched in cum.

374
00:13:01,223 --> 00:13:04,526
No, but that's because
I compared Dallas' penis

375
00:13:04,593 --> 00:13:05,460
to the picture.

376
00:13:06,043 --> 00:13:07,162
Okay. That's not creepy at all.

377
00:13:07,229 --> 00:13:08,697
You planning on doing that
with all the other dates too?

378
00:13:08,764 --> 00:13:09,698
No. It's 50/50.

379
00:13:12,043 --> 00:13:13,168
Callum Salesmen, or Guido
Fireman are Superspermer.

380
00:13:13,235 --> 00:13:16,205
Oh, do you have
the app SnapTap?

381
00:13:16,271 --> 00:13:17,539
Dunno. Dave might. Why?

382
00:13:18,043 --> 00:13:22,277
Because I may have accidentally
posted a public vagina picture.

383
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:23,078
Wait, what?

384
00:13:23,145 --> 00:13:23,979
Public vagina picture.

385
00:13:24,046 --> 00:13:24,947
What? No, hang on.

386
00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:27,082
Did you just say you posted
a picture of your vagina

387
00:13:27,149 --> 00:13:28,083
on SnapTap?

388
00:13:28,150 --> 00:13:29,551
-Just delete it.
-Wow, that is...

389
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,186
Quickly, please.

390
00:13:31,253 --> 00:13:31,987
[Helena sighs]

391
00:13:32,054 --> 00:13:34,289
I think Jake's
got a girlfriend.

392
00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:35,157
Why?

393
00:13:36,043 --> 00:13:38,126
The girls came home in these
incredibly fancy plaits.

394
00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:39,795
Oh shut the front door, wait,

395
00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:40,796
What kind of plaits
are we talking?

396
00:13:42,043 --> 00:13:43,098
Perfect French fishtail plaits.

397
00:13:43,165 --> 00:13:46,235
And he said he did it
off a YouTube video.

398
00:13:48,043 --> 00:13:48,870
Um mm, no chance.
I would lose my shit.

399
00:13:48,937 --> 00:13:50,272
I mean possible
girlfriend, whatever,

400
00:13:50,339 --> 00:13:51,940
but do not touch my kid's hair.

401
00:13:52,007 --> 00:13:53,242
Plaits are a bit better
than yours, aren't they?

402
00:13:54,043 --> 00:13:54,076
Mhmm.

403
00:13:54,142 --> 00:13:56,245
Well, cheer up. Could be worse.

404
00:13:56,311 --> 00:13:59,948
You could be about to get
a face full of cum. Oh wait.

405
00:14:00,043 --> 00:14:01,583
Thank you.

406
00:14:02,451 --> 00:14:05,053
[upbeat music]

407
00:14:06,043 --> 00:14:08,223
Girls, please help me.
We're late, obviously.

408
00:14:08,290 --> 00:14:10,125
Mum, can we finish
my robot after school?

409
00:14:10,192 --> 00:14:11,860
Yes darling,
I promise we will.

410
00:14:12,043 --> 00:14:12,728
Okay, Come on Lola.

411
00:14:12,794 --> 00:14:14,496
I am making my bed.

412
00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:15,964
Yeah, that's the sofa though,
isn't it?

413
00:14:16,031 --> 00:14:17,633
Come on, I'm going
to count to 20,

414
00:14:18,043 --> 00:14:18,533
13,

415
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:19,501
22,

416
00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:20,335
15.

417
00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:22,371
Hey, that's not real counting.

418
00:14:22,437 --> 00:14:23,805
Yeah, but that means
you're not going to know

419
00:14:24,043 --> 00:14:26,341
when I get to 20 right? 16!

420
00:14:26,675 --> 00:14:28,110
Do you want me to do your hair?

421
00:14:28,176 --> 00:14:29,811
Nope, it's perfect.

422
00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:32,214
Yeah, Did daddy
really do your hair?

423
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:36,852
Uh, Yeah, yeah,
Definitely not Nancy.

424
00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:39,354
Who's Nancy?

425
00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:40,555
Dad's friend, yeah.

426
00:14:42,043 --> 00:14:43,091
Yeah, we stayed with
her last weekend.

427
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:45,894
Stayed with her?

428
00:14:45,961 --> 00:14:47,729
[car horn honks]

429
00:14:48,043 --> 00:14:50,399
[upbeat music]

430
00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:53,568
Oh hey, some stuff
for the robot.

431
00:14:54,043 --> 00:14:54,836
Who the fuck is Nancy?

432
00:14:55,804 --> 00:14:58,573
Do not take my kids somewhere
overnight without telling me

433
00:14:58,640 --> 00:14:59,408
where they are.

434
00:15:00,043 --> 00:15:00,342
Yes, alright I-

435
00:15:00,409 --> 00:15:01,710
What is wrong with you?

436
00:15:02,678 --> 00:15:04,279
What's wrong with me?

437
00:15:04,346 --> 00:15:05,180
Okay.

438
00:15:06,043 --> 00:15:06,448
What about this?

439
00:15:12,043 --> 00:15:13,755
So I was looking for a photo
of the girls to send to Mum

440
00:15:13,822 --> 00:15:15,457
and this...

441
00:15:15,524 --> 00:15:16,491
Cocks!

442
00:15:16,558 --> 00:15:17,492
I mean there's heaps of them.

443
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:20,429
I mean the camera roll,
it's, it's full on.

444
00:15:21,430 --> 00:15:22,898
Cock,

445
00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:23,732
cock.

446
00:15:24,043 --> 00:15:24,700
Oh, look another cock.

447
00:15:24,766 --> 00:15:27,502
Here we go. There's
more cock, hang on,

448
00:15:27,569 --> 00:15:29,004
is that your...

449
00:15:30,706 --> 00:15:32,341
Just, oh.

450
00:15:36,043 --> 00:15:36,111
Yeah, you, are you still
logged on with my Apple ID?

451
00:15:36,178 --> 00:15:38,113
-I don't know.
-Oh, for God's sake!

452
00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:39,014
What?

453
00:15:39,081 --> 00:15:40,415
Use your own bloody Apple ID.

454
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:41,583
I don't know the password.

455
00:15:42,043 --> 00:15:42,751
Sort it out.

456
00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:45,687
[upbeat music]

457
00:15:45,754 --> 00:15:46,588
God.

458
00:16:01,870 --> 00:16:03,438
Alex.

459
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:04,339
A cup of tea?

460
00:16:04,406 --> 00:16:05,340
Oh yes please.

461
00:16:07,909 --> 00:16:10,579
Can you just put
these on for a second?

462
00:16:10,645 --> 00:16:11,847
These arms.

463
00:16:12,043 --> 00:16:13,382
There we are.

464
00:16:13,448 --> 00:16:14,249
That's it.

465
00:16:15,283 --> 00:16:16,551
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

466
00:16:16,618 --> 00:16:17,419
Like that?

467
00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:19,388
Yeah, you just need
some silver face paint.

468
00:16:19,454 --> 00:16:20,722
Oh, I've got some.

469
00:16:20,789 --> 00:16:22,591
Yeah, Mardi Gras, 2015.

470
00:16:22,657 --> 00:16:23,992
I went as a sexy hammer.

471
00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:25,694
I was a hit.

472
00:16:27,329 --> 00:16:28,196
Really nailed it.

473
00:16:28,263 --> 00:16:29,431
Hmm, good.

474
00:16:30,332 --> 00:16:31,166
Okay.

475
00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:33,201
Oh.

476
00:16:33,268 --> 00:16:34,069
What?

477
00:16:36,043 --> 00:16:36,805
-Who's dick is this?
-Hmm.

478
00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:39,474
[upbeat music]

479
00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:41,309
Where'd you say you got these?

480
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:42,978
They were sent to a client.

481
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:45,380
We're trying to work out if
we need to take out an AVA,

482
00:16:45,447 --> 00:16:46,915
just considering the evidence.

483
00:16:48,043 --> 00:16:49,584
Like a name tag on the jar.

484
00:16:49,651 --> 00:16:50,886
Well you do know
that's semen right?

485
00:16:50,952 --> 00:16:52,287
-Okay.
-Really? Is it, wow.

486
00:16:54,043 --> 00:16:56,158
Yeah, that's a 370 gram jar
right there, so about 710 mil.

487
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:58,193
So what we're looking at there
is about 410 mil of semen.

488
00:16:58,260 --> 00:16:59,327
-Wow.
-Yep.

489
00:17:00,043 --> 00:17:01,630
Now the average man
ejaculates approximately,

490
00:17:01,696 --> 00:17:04,433
3.7 mil each time, so I hear.

491
00:17:06,043 --> 00:17:07,302
Now either that's over a
hundred loads of, sorry Lauren,

492
00:17:07,369 --> 00:17:10,205
semen, or this guy
has hyperspermia-

493
00:17:10,272 --> 00:17:11,373
-Hyperspermia.
-All right, okay, okay.

494
00:17:12,043 --> 00:17:13,775
And if you zoom in...

495
00:17:16,178 --> 00:17:17,179
That looks like-

496
00:17:18,043 --> 00:17:18,814
-A Flak jacket
-A flak jacket, yeah.

497
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:20,749
What do firemen wear?

498
00:17:20,816 --> 00:17:21,583
Flak jacket.

499
00:17:21,650 --> 00:17:22,751
Oh, Guido Fireman, cancel him.

500
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:24,152
Thanks Simon.

501
00:17:24,219 --> 00:17:24,953
Ah nah, all good.

502
00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:26,688
Alex, can I have a quick word?

503
00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:28,223
Yeah, sure Ange, what's up?

504
00:17:30,043 --> 00:17:32,861
Well yesterday I had an
AirDrop request from you

505
00:17:32,928 --> 00:17:34,996
and I assumed it was
for work, but then I-

506
00:17:36,043 --> 00:17:36,965
Sorry, an AirDrop from me?

507
00:17:37,032 --> 00:17:37,966
Yes, yes.

508
00:17:38,033 --> 00:17:39,768
And before I take
this any further,

509
00:17:39,835 --> 00:17:41,903
I thought I should
probably just check.

510
00:17:44,473 --> 00:17:46,341
-Is this a vagina?
-Christ!

511
00:17:48,043 --> 00:17:48,510
Ange! Sorry, that was
actually for a client.

512
00:17:48,577 --> 00:17:51,313
Yeah, we're dealing with some
highly sensitive imagery and...

513
00:17:54,043 --> 00:17:54,316
Okay. A client? Right, well,

514
00:17:54,382 --> 00:17:57,219
the protocol for sharing
digital imagery is pretty
strict.

515
00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:58,487
Highly sensitive,

516
00:17:58,553 --> 00:17:59,754
and Alex must have pressed
the wrong button.

517
00:18:00,043 --> 00:18:02,491
[Ange] Right. I see.

518
00:18:02,557 --> 00:18:03,992
Oh, good Lord.

519
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,095
We're doing a range
of digital forensics

520
00:18:07,162 --> 00:18:10,565
on a range of genitalia and
Alex sent me some evidence.

521
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:11,399
It's all my fault.

522
00:18:12,043 --> 00:18:12,267
Right.

523
00:18:12,567 --> 00:18:14,002
So I should probably just
delete this shouldn't I?

524
00:18:14,069 --> 00:18:14,970
-Yeah.
-Yes, yes.

525
00:18:15,036 --> 00:18:17,072
Gosh they're big these days,
aren't they?

526
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,040
Sorry, what are?

527
00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:22,410
Phone screens, because in my
day they were much smaller.

528
00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:23,278
Yeah.

529
00:18:24,043 --> 00:18:25,013
And this was quite confronting
and I got a shock.

530
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:25,847
They're massive now, yeah.

531
00:18:25,914 --> 00:18:27,649
But I understand. Good, good.

532
00:18:27,716 --> 00:18:28,450
Thank you.

533
00:18:28,517 --> 00:18:29,918
Thank you Ange.

534
00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:30,886
Good.

535
00:18:30,952 --> 00:18:32,621
Thank you. Just delete it.

536
00:18:32,687 --> 00:18:34,923
Sorry Ange for the vagina.

537
00:18:36,358 --> 00:18:37,526
So that was where
the AirDrop went?

538
00:18:37,592 --> 00:18:41,796
Uh huh. You are the shittest
technology user in the world.

539
00:18:42,043 --> 00:18:44,032
You sent your main bit to Ange.

540
00:18:44,099 --> 00:18:45,567
She doesn't know it's mine.

541
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:48,336
Do you think she
knows it's mine?

542
00:18:48,403 --> 00:18:50,805
[upbeat music]

543
00:18:54,043 --> 00:18:54,209
Mum, did you know Nancy
makes her own hummus?

544
00:18:54,276 --> 00:18:55,076
Really?

545
00:18:55,610 --> 00:18:58,179
Yeah, she says that shop bought
stuff is full of preservatives.

546
00:18:58,246 --> 00:18:59,648
You just need chickpeas.

547
00:19:00,043 --> 00:19:00,849
I know how to make hummus,
Abby.

548
00:19:00,916 --> 00:19:02,150
Then how come you never make
it?

549
00:19:02,217 --> 00:19:04,519
I don't have time
to make hummus,

550
00:19:06,043 --> 00:19:06,221
people who make their own
hummus have too much time

551
00:19:06,288 --> 00:19:07,122
on their hands.

552
00:19:07,489 --> 00:19:09,558
But it's so easy. It's just
chickpeas, and lemon juice-

553
00:19:09,624 --> 00:19:10,559
I know how to make hummus Abby,

554
00:19:10,625 --> 00:19:11,626
just because I don't
make hummus doesn't mean

555
00:19:12,043 --> 00:19:12,527
I don't know how to make it.

556
00:19:12,594 --> 00:19:13,495
How then?

557
00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:16,865
Chickpeas, lemon juice,
olive oil, garlic, tahini.

558
00:19:16,932 --> 00:19:17,732
And salt.

559
00:19:21,269 --> 00:19:22,537
Lola, can you shut
the door please?

560
00:19:22,604 --> 00:19:24,005
There's a draught
coming through.

561
00:19:24,072 --> 00:19:24,839
A giraffe?

562
00:19:24,906 --> 00:19:25,707
No, a draught.

563
00:19:25,774 --> 00:19:26,808
Oh, phew.

564
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:27,676
Okay.

565
00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:30,178
Oh damn.

566
00:19:31,112 --> 00:19:31,846
Is it working?

567
00:19:31,913 --> 00:19:33,114
No.

568
00:19:36,043 --> 00:19:36,751
Well, you're not an electrician
Mum, Dad is an electrician.

569
00:19:36,818 --> 00:19:38,587
No, but remember,

570
00:19:38,653 --> 00:19:40,689
-You know everything.
-I know everything.

571
00:19:40,755 --> 00:19:41,890
Exactly!

572
00:19:42,043 --> 00:19:43,224
And I'm

573
00:19:43,291 --> 00:19:44,593
amazing.

574
00:19:44,659 --> 00:19:45,927
[Lauren claps]

575
00:19:45,994 --> 00:19:47,462
That's just your opinion.

576
00:19:48,043 --> 00:19:49,097
[the box explodes]

577
00:19:49,164 --> 00:19:50,565
Fireworks, yes!

578
00:19:50,632 --> 00:19:51,600
Ah, god.

579
00:19:54,043 --> 00:19:54,235
[upbeat music]

580
00:19:54,302 --> 00:19:55,870
[Lauren screams]

581
00:19:55,937 --> 00:19:57,405
[fire extinguisher sprays]

582
00:20:00,275 --> 00:20:01,343
Great.

583
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,144
[Jake] Thanks, darling.

584
00:20:03,211 --> 00:20:04,512
Thanks for coming over.

585
00:20:06,043 --> 00:20:06,781
It's a good job
safety Matt gave us

586
00:20:06,848 --> 00:20:08,650
that fire extinguisher
last year.

587
00:20:08,717 --> 00:20:10,585
He got me one for my
new place as well.

588
00:20:12,043 --> 00:20:12,354
And some of that
off milk yogurt stuff.

589
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:13,455
-Mhmm.
-Yeah.

590
00:20:14,823 --> 00:20:15,857
Yeah, I got it working,
and then-

591
00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:16,958
But then it blew up.

592
00:20:18,043 --> 00:20:19,127
I probably should have
finished wiring it

593
00:20:19,194 --> 00:20:20,395
before I dropped it off.

594
00:20:22,397 --> 00:20:23,164
Okay.

595
00:20:24,043 --> 00:20:25,033
Wait, what's that?

596
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,468
Kefir.

597
00:20:26,534 --> 00:20:28,670
Oh, well knock
yourself out darling.

598
00:20:28,737 --> 00:20:30,005
Okay, I think we're ready.

599
00:20:30,071 --> 00:20:30,905
Okay.

600
00:20:32,073 --> 00:20:32,907
Turn it on.

601
00:20:36,043 --> 00:20:36,645
[electronic noises]

602
00:20:36,711 --> 00:20:37,812
-Light is on.
-Yes!

603
00:20:42,043 --> 00:20:42,617
[robotic voice] Stop wasting
water. Stop wasting water.

604
00:20:42,684 --> 00:20:44,953
Stop wasting water.
Stop wasting water.

605
00:20:45,020 --> 00:20:46,688
Oh, is it stuck?

606
00:20:48,043 --> 00:20:48,423
No it's supposed to.

607
00:20:48,490 --> 00:20:50,458
That's what we want it to say.

608
00:20:54,043 --> 00:20:56,431
So you can drop them back
tomorrow after the party, yeah?

609
00:20:56,498 --> 00:20:57,599
Yeah, yeah.

610
00:21:00,043 --> 00:21:00,402
There was something
I wanted to tell you.

611
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:01,803
I'm seeing someone.

612
00:21:01,870 --> 00:21:05,006
Yeah, Nancy. I'm aware.

613
00:21:06,043 --> 00:21:06,541
Sorry. I won't take
the kids around there

614
00:21:06,608 --> 00:21:07,409
if you don't want me to.

615
00:21:07,909 --> 00:21:09,711
If you want to introduce them
to someone, that's your
decision.

616
00:21:09,778 --> 00:21:11,846
Just don't take them
somewhere overnight

617
00:21:12,043 --> 00:21:13,915
without telling me first, okay?

618
00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:14,783
Right.

619
00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:16,551
And the hair thing.

620
00:21:16,618 --> 00:21:17,652
That's just a bit weird.

621
00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:18,553
Yeah.

622
00:21:19,454 --> 00:21:23,024
And I take it you're
seeing lots of someones?

623
00:21:24,043 --> 00:21:24,693
Mhmm.

624
00:21:24,759 --> 00:21:26,394
No one that needs
introducing.

625
00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:28,296
Okay.

626
00:21:28,363 --> 00:21:29,631
Do you want me to
reset your apple ID?

627
00:21:30,043 --> 00:21:32,367
Nah, sweet as,
Nancy has done it.

628
00:21:33,568 --> 00:21:34,836
[Jake] Hey.

629
00:21:36,043 --> 00:21:37,338
-[Nancy] Oh hi.
-[Jake] Nancy, Lauren.

630
00:21:37,405 --> 00:21:38,473
Lauren, Nancy.

631
00:21:38,540 --> 00:21:39,340
Hello.

632
00:21:39,541 --> 00:21:41,009
I didn't realise you
were here all this time.

633
00:21:42,043 --> 00:21:43,445
Oh no, it's fine. I was
just sorting Jake's apps.

634
00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:46,414
Oh, well, next time you must
come in and have a cup of tea.

635
00:21:46,481 --> 00:21:47,582
Aww.

636
00:21:48,450 --> 00:21:49,384
Hey, I was going to say,

637
00:21:49,451 --> 00:21:52,053
you might want to check
your Snap settings.

638
00:21:54,043 --> 00:21:55,390
It's just, it's really easy to
accidentally share something.

639
00:21:55,457 --> 00:21:56,591
I didn't realise Jake had Snap.

640
00:21:56,658 --> 00:21:59,060
Yeah, that was
obviously a mistake.

641
00:22:00,043 --> 00:22:01,596
Yeah, no, I definitely
didn't deliberately send him-

642
00:22:06,043 --> 00:22:06,234
I just wouldn't want the girls
to see your Mrs. Robinson.

643
00:22:06,301 --> 00:22:10,038
Well, my girls see my
Mrs. Robinson quite a lot,

644
00:22:10,105 --> 00:22:10,872
but no, I get your point.

645
00:22:12,043 --> 00:22:12,073
Yeah just online, sort of.

646
00:22:12,140 --> 00:22:14,008
Yeah, but they themselves
are not online,

647
00:22:14,075 --> 00:22:14,976
but I get your point.

648
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:17,112
Thank you so much.
Nice to meet you.

649
00:22:17,178 --> 00:22:18,012
-Bye bye.
-C'mon girls!

650
00:22:18,313 --> 00:22:18,913
Watch your steps, darling.
Watch your steps, darling

651
00:22:18,980 --> 00:22:20,081
-Hi girls.
-Bye Mum.

652
00:22:20,148 --> 00:22:20,915
Bye-bye darling.

653
00:22:20,982 --> 00:22:21,783
See ya.

654
00:22:21,850 --> 00:22:23,585
Oh my gosh you look amazing.

655
00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:26,154
Look at that.

656
00:22:26,221 --> 00:22:27,455
-Alright.
-You look so good.

657
00:22:27,522 --> 00:22:28,656
Are you going
to fit in the car?

658
00:22:28,723 --> 00:22:29,724
Get in there, robot

659
00:22:30,759 --> 00:22:33,762
[upbeat rock music]

660
00:22:36,043 --> 00:22:36,231
Hi.

661
00:22:36,297 --> 00:22:38,867
Yeah, Just wondering if
we're still on for tonight?

662
00:22:42,043 --> 00:22:42,070
See you soon.

663
00:22:42,637 --> 00:22:45,740
-[man moaning]
-[Lauren moaning]

664
00:22:46,508 --> 00:22:47,675
You've been a bad girl
haven't you?

665
00:22:48,043 --> 00:22:50,411
Yeah I have.
A very bad girl.

666
00:22:50,478 --> 00:22:51,312
Yes officer.

667
00:22:51,379 --> 00:22:53,214
Yes, yes officer
I've been a bad girl.

668
00:22:54,043 --> 00:22:54,716
Hang on.

669
00:22:54,783 --> 00:22:57,118
[man panting]

670
00:23:06,043 --> 00:23:06,528
[Lauren groaning]

671
00:23:07,228 --> 00:23:08,963
Oh god, you're so sexy.

672
00:23:09,030 --> 00:23:10,298
Oh you're so dehydrated.

673
00:23:12,043 --> 00:23:12,567
[both moaning]

674
00:23:13,034 --> 00:23:14,836
-I want to cum on your tits.
-Okay, okay.

675
00:23:18,043 --> 00:23:18,406
[man] My weapon is...

676
00:23:18,473 --> 00:23:20,809
..about to discharge...

677
00:23:20,875 --> 00:23:21,810
[man] Ahh...

678
00:23:21,876 --> 00:23:23,178
[Lauren screams]

679
00:23:24,579 --> 00:23:28,016
[Lauren] Yeah, I know
who's dick it is.

680
00:23:32,387 --> 00:23:35,990
[gentle music]