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多個圈年之前

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我們的跨三代生育者發現了一種方法

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在外皮上紋上永不磨滅的圖案

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有時是用來辟邪

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{\an8}有時是用來紀念我們喜愛的人

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亦有時用於紀念從學習機構放假期間

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到遠方小島的一次旅行

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(膚墨沙龍)

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(證書,過百年傳統)

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為異類紋上永恆的墨印是一種榮幸

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將來,等你繼承這項傳統後

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必定會為許多異類帶來喜樂

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所以我們已經把你加進店名

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(生育者與後代)

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我們知道你會想繼承間舖

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把家族生意傳承下去

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好嘢

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{\an8}這個星球微微側傾

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{\an8}天天環繞星空

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{\an8}每天尋覓人生意義

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{\an8}可有誰會意

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{\an8}人生在世

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{\an8}好快歸西,速速穿起鞋靴

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{\an8}樂悲勇畏隨處見

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{\an8}好奇與怒火充斥崎嶇異星球

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{\an8}越見越奇妙

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《奇妙異星球》

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(改編自尼芬W派爾叢書)

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{\an8}- 抱歉
- 唏

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嗨

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正常聲音

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嗨

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{\an8}你打算去可可片島?

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{\an8}不是,可能吧,我還沒想好

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{\an8}我申請了入讀當地的學習機構

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你那麼聰明,還有甚麼需要學?

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{\an8}他們有全星球最優秀的款待課程

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{\an8}我也不一定能考上
講返轉頭,你點解在這裏?

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我只是在找些新書看

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“從邂逅到相愛”

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好浪漫

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{\an8}對

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{\an8}雖然這些小說不是真實

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{\an8}但還是會令我希望有天能與某人相愛

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人人都想,可不是嗎?

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為何要找適合的人那麼難?

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{\an8}因為人是很容易自亂陣腳

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{\an8}令你焦躁不安,驚到嘔

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這樣,我走先了

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我要到提幣機一趟

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看看自己還有沒有貨幣可以提取

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真有意思,我希望你有大把貨幣

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你有事要忙嗎?要不要陪我一起去?

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好呀,我樂意陪你去

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{\an8}必須精確且溫柔

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並了解

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即使有些事物是永恆

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也是可以隨時把它改成其他永恆的東西

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{\an8}(情感無極限)

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{\an8}搞掂

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墨印不要被星光照到

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一天清潔兩次,我們下次見

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小寶貝,怎麼了?

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甚麼?沒事

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不,生育者一眼就睇得出後代有不妥

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我只是...不想整天在這裏工作

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這樣很容易理解

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我們可以減少你每週的工作時數

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讓你能多與圈齡相若的異類相處

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只要他們沒有在小雜貨店後
服用溫性毒水就行了

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不,我是完全不想在這裏工作

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我不想接手家族生意

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我不想給異類紋墨印

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今朝站澡肯定讓我腦進水了

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我居然聽到你說不想成為墨印創造師

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這間墨印沙龍在異堡扮演著重要的角色

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我們的墨印用來紀念過異堡中

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大大小小的重要活動

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你看,這位異類贏下了第一場異堡長肢跑

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我的跨兩代生育者
幫他以墨印紀念這項成就

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寶貝,跟他說說這個異類

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佢飲太多溫性毒水
然後說要一個非比尋常的墨印

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而我們很樂意地答應了

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考慮到這個要求,望落是很好看

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我知道這間舖對你們的意義

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但對我來說卻沒有很大意義

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對不起

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你不必道歉,後代

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對,但你還是需要在這裏打工

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你真打算離開步步為營?

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可能吧,我是熱愛工作

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工資也很充足

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我可以吃任何掉到地下...

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超過五秒的東西

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但我始終會離開

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明白

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考上了再算吧

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你肯定能考上的

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你經驗豐富,有職業操守

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況且,你每次都記得我不吃臭葉

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感謝,但我不想抱太大期望

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怕期望越大,失望越大

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這就是我們的不同之處了

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除了你喜歡震震獸

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而我只會怕牠們令我肺衰竭外

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我只會向好的方面想

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這樣的話,你就能看到身邊美好的事物

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對不起,我今天沒甚麼事情做
我可以繼續陪你嗎?

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當然了,我們要完成這場辯論

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我明白你的意思

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但你不會想人生充滿驚喜
而不是充斥失望嗎?

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我生育者是一名到處旅遊的推銷員

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我小時候要經常搬家

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我意識到自己有兩個選擇

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我可以對離開喜歡的朋友
和學習機構而失落

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或者我可以對認識新朋友
和到新的地方而高興

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顯然是樂觀一點比較好

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但我每次都是先離開的那個

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沒試過有朋友離開我

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這種感覺是頗奇妙的

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你是怎麼會來到異堡的?

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我的手兄搬來這裏工作
說這裏環境清幽,椰林樹影

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於是我就跟著手兄來到這裏
追隨對園藝的熱愛

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你是做園藝的?

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不是,我目前賣棲息地給異類維生

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希望有天可以專心研究園藝

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你之後打算繼續留在異堡
抑或會去其他新地方?

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我打算留在這裏

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我意外地享受每天能看見同一批異類

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例如是你

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我跟你的新員工也成為了朋友

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佢雖然不是工作能力最強
但絕對精力充沛

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這是最宛轉的說法吧,是的

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好,我要許個願

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你覺得會成真嗎?

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我是否覺得把貨幣丟進水槽

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會有神奇力量令願望成真?

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我不信

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但我信

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我不能理解

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我花了多個圈年努力工作
給後代一個穩定的未來

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現在就像被打一巴掌般

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(墨印學)

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我早知會這樣,所以才想多生幾個後代

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沒關係

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既然佢不想在這裏工作,我們應該聆聽

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這樣佢打算做甚麼職業?

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點解不直接問佢?

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得不到想要的答案也不要提高聲量

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嗨,後代

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你有想過我們早前聊的事情嗎?

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我沒有改變主意

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生育者,我不想在這裏工作

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我的墨印技術超差,也不覺得有成就感

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我要提高聲量,因為這不是我想聽的答案

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你點解不能支持我
找一種我覺得有趣的職業?

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返工是不會有趣的

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(食品店)

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你最長試過在同一地方住幾耐?

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大概兩圈年

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這麼短?

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- 你真的經常搬家
- 會習慣的

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你會開始意識到沒有事物是永恆
我們遲早會歸西

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這樣算是樂觀嗎?我都分不出來了

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算是吧

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意識到人生苦短能令我減少焦慮

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並對每一瞬間都積極樂觀

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你之前把我的震震獸染成粉紅色

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好像就沒辦法樂觀起來了

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是的

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現在有比較好了,但依然會對

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- 某些事情焦慮
- 例如呢?

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例如是意外做出一些

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令你不想繼續和我相處的事

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既然人生苦短的想法能令你減少焦慮

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你點解還要擔心我們短暫的友誼?

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對,是...你講得無錯

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真矛盾,我...

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所有異類也渴望追求永恆

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但其實曇花一現的事物
才令人生充滿樂趣

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雖然不現實,但卻給予我們希望

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所以我才會決定紋墨印

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永遠紀念我不想忘記的經歷

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- 你有幾個墨印?
- 六個

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喜歡的有三個,令我後悔的有兩個

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一個是我知自己有花貨幣紋過
卻不知道紋到哪裏了

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你最喜歡哪一個?

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這個

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我在學習機構讀氣象學的時候紋的

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因為要未雨綢繆?

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因為雨中蘊含許多美好

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不過我紋上這個墨印的夏天
確實是經常下雨

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但你本來可以揀紋星星

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我寧願要未雨綢繆

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如果最後無落雨呢?

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始終會落雨的,這是生存的必要條件

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我會證明生育者是錯的

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我明明有很多職業可以揀

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我要在這個展覽上找到

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你看來想為異類籌劃旅行

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工資是無限量供應的細樽果醬

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不用了,謝謝

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有興趣坐在發光機器面前

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嗒嗒聲輸入數字嗎?

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可以考慮

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先看看你的打字速度吧

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可以了,謝謝

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你有打算紋墨印嗎?

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我情願用其他方式表達自我

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例如唱歌、跳舞或陶藝

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你識唱歌、跳舞或陶藝嗎?

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還沒,但這足以證明我有多不想紋墨印

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你真有意思

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我說“有意思”是真心覺得你很特別

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多謝

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你形容墨印的方式令我有點感興趣了

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我欣賞它能保留一剎間至永恆

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即使後悔了

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你還是會記得自己當初為何會紋它

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不論好壞

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- 對
- 它像一個里程碑

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沒錯

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你要不要紋第一個墨印

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來紀念自己鼓起勇氣紋第一個墨印?

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還是不要了

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如果那能讓我們繼續相處
我可以考慮看看

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我們去看看吧,我覺得可以紋在肢體上

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例如紋一塊臭葉?

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哈哈

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怎麼了?不喜歡臭葉嗎?

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- 歡迎,你喜歡晃動肢體嗎?
- 喜歡

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你喜歡在盛大的慶祝活動上

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站在其他異類身後晃動肢體嗎?

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或者?

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讓我看看你晃動肢體

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- 現在?
- 對,晃一晃就好

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有待改善

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看來我的生育者是對的

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我動不停,這台群體滾動器永不歇停

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節奏共嗚如迷石

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甚麼?

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讓你目不轉睛

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即興饒舌無難度

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技術高超,搵人轉告我的生育者

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- 好正
- 好

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等我插口,順著節奏唱更好

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即興的節奏,即場就升級

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雙影日來臨,你是否頂得順?

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就等我陪你分享這份魔幻

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好流暢

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超押韻

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我乃冠軍霸主

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保證嗆過棵青蔥

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一、二、三,轉眼就上千
押韻有幾難,大把人圍住讚

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想再押韻多句,我...諗到了

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{\an8}(押韻,冠軍)

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我其實有點焦慮

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缺乏目標使我憂慮

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或者我該來唱兩嘴

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- 勁,加油
- 超正

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我諗到了

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我...有料

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是在店裏買

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- 第一段幾好
- 下次會更好

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- 第一段好正
- 你已經盡力了

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那才是最重要的

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我想通了,我知自己要做甚麼

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我想自由地押韻

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- 自由地押韻?甚麼意思?
- 乜話?

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我要說些話,把詞語押韻變成好話

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就似拼圖,有上千萬種暗號

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我試過其他職業,卻也失敗收場

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感覺就似我不會有好下場

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我找到希望之光,能押韻到天光

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今生不再吊兒郎當

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你這是口語詩?

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- 你好
- 你好

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你好

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你是公園那個很有天分的異類

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- 是嗎?
- 佢嗎?

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對,佢在公園令一班人刮目相看了

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你這樣講也太有心了

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我還擔心自己找不到長處

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但我衰收尾了

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我們稍後再繼續這段令人費解的對話

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兩位有甚麼需要?

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我朋友很期待要紋佢的第一個墨印

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我是想繼續同佢相處才選擇滿足這個要求

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很多人用這個理由來紋墨印
為我們帶來不少新客人

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對,或者我們可以在你後腰
紋一個美麗的場景

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現在非常流行的

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我被各種可能性嚇壞了

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你可以講多次給我的後代聽嗎?

294
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我被各種可能性嚇壞了

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我也是,我很期待探索自己的新技能

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好像適得其反了

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對不起,其實你不必紋墨印的

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我看你感興趣,所以才會想帶你來看看

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我不是想搞到你壓力更大的

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沒關係,我想紋
我想紀念我們一起的時光

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聽落一定很奇怪了

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但你可以幫我紋一隻粉紅色的震震獸

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咬著一塊臭葉嗎?

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朋友,大把比你這個更奇怪的要求都有

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粉紅色震震獸代表

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我浪費時間杞人憂天

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而忽略了眼前的事物

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點解要咬臭葉?

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不好說,可能因為它會令我諗起

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人生有些事物就是令人厭惡的

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即使令人厭惡,也遲早會過去

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感謝你令我有全新的觀點

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痛到死

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放心,痛楚是短暫的
不似我在這裏打工的日子

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我可能不應該多嘴

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可是人生苦短
你應該找一份自己喜愛的職業

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聽佢講吧,佢很聰...

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對不起,我聽緊佢講,一時分心了

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你能幫我們理解你的喜好嗎?

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我明知生育者不會理解

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我高興說出口,卻又後悔講出口

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墨印是型,但我不想做

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不是討厭,只是對我不討喜

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哎呀,這個不錯

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若然我想要自彈自唱,聞聲起舞呢?

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不是真的跳,我對晃動肢體一曉不通

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留在舒適圈確實誘人

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但我...克制不了,奇怪情感湧上心頭

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嘩

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我必須說

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我朝早起身無諗過今天會有這樣的展開

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我也喜出望外了

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我也是

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你還有甚麼機構要去嗎?

335
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:26,236
不,我要回家餵震震獸

336
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免得牠黑面

337
00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:32,826
我可以陪你走同一個方向嗎?

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當然可以

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00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:40,083
我們要給佢一對翅膀

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佢搵到自己的嗜好,應該等佢展翅高飛

341
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有道理,但我們的傳統要由誰繼承?

342
00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:49,259
世事無永恆

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00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:52,012
佢可能有天會回來墨印沙龍

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又或者繼續自己的旅程

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而墨印沙龍就等結業

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佢是個乖仔,值得我們的支持

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我知道

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你是個出色的生育者

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你也是

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你的熱情啟發他人尋找方向

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我今天跟你相處得很愉快

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我也一樣

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00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,704
你會不會想再一起出去?

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00:17:19,665 --> 00:17:23,085
不如雙影日到天文館來一場正式的約會?

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樂意之至

356
00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:28,257
怎麼了?

357
00:17:28,257 --> 00:17:29,675
我就知道願望會成真

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明天見

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- 小心,墨印還痛
- 抱歉

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整天下來,我一直在等你正式約我

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00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:45,524
我沒想過要等你紋完墨印才講出口

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這麼痛也值得了

363
00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:56,535
後代,可以傾兩句嗎?

364
00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,538
好快講完

365
00:18:00,706 --> 00:18:02,708
我有些東西想給你看

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(押韻到天光)

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你剛紋的?

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00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:07,963
{\an8}對,沒錯

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00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:13,802
後代,我相信藝術能訴說故事

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00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:17,598
我希望你能向世界分享你的故事

371
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:21,810
若然鑽研音韻相同
押韻、韻尾相似的說話

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是你所想,那你就去做吧

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00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:27,524
我不是要在墨印沙龍工作嗎?

374
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:29,610
只要你想,你隨時可以回來

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00:18:30,694 --> 00:18:31,820
我應該不會

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00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,113
但你隨時可以回來

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00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:34,740
我真的不會

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00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:38,118
就說“這裏的大門會隨時為你而開”

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00:18:39,745 --> 00:18:40,746
謝謝,生育者

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00:18:41,455 --> 00:18:45,167
我多個圈年來,幫異類訴說自己的故事

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令我學到重要的一課

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我知道,“墨印不要被星光照到
一天清潔兩次”

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00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:53,342
你有聽我講

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00:18:53,342 --> 00:18:56,470
你對著每個客人都重複快20遍了

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00:18:57,596 --> 00:18:58,430
真的

386
00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:01,308
可是我不是講這個

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00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,977
幫異類訴說自己的故事

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00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:07,981
令我意識到最重要是訴說自己的故事

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00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:13,487
我希望你的故事是能夠追隨己心

390
00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:20,244
唏,能坐在我旁邊,等我紋好墨印嗎?

391
00:19:20,244 --> 00:19:23,580
生育者,或者我可以幫你收尾?

392
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,291
你話點就點

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00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:28,502
好

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00:19:29,545 --> 00:19:31,296
感覺很不妙

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00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,343
完美

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00:19:39,096 --> 00:19:40,222
見嘛?

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00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:42,766
是不是開始慶幸我不靠墨印搵食?

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