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打從生物出現開始

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就開始慶祝他的出現

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首先,每週慶祝,連續四週

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然後每個月慶祝一次,連續12個月

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接下來的一生
生命轉數每轉一圈慶祝一次

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在第21圈生命轉數時

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會以熱鬧且無憂無慮的方式慶祝

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但從差不多第25圈開始

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生物會從自由自在地慶祝

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轉為對自我存在價值的審視

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(播放)

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我們的後代,出現日快樂

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我還記得自己滿25圈時

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我當時得到了重大的升職

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然後我們組成了一生的伴侶關係
然後環遊整個星球

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然後妳就出現了

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我們都知道妳有多麼一成不變

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所以我們想要送妳個東西
讓妳變得更活躍一點

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我們知道妳不喜歡
大自然、上健身房和園藝

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或任何諸如此類的東西

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但我們認為妳能回到社交場域會很好

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也許最終能給我們生個超後代

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好,好好享受妳的禮物
我們得掛了,愛妳喔

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首先,選擇您的聲音偏好

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我的聲音偏好?

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我聽見您說:“我的聲音”

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-什麼?不對,我不是那個...
-您好,我已經複製了您的聲音

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我的聲音是那樣嗎?

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是的,您想要我開始計算您的步數嗎?

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好啊,應該吧

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您已經走了零步

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{\an8}這是我們星球,它有一點點傾斜

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{\an8}繞著一顆恆星轉

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{\an8}我們找到賦予生命意義的方法

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{\an8}有些看起來很奇怪

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{\an8}我們只知道自己活著

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{\an8}而且時間不長,所以活在當下吧

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{\an8}喜悅與悲傷,勇敢與恐懼

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{\an8}好奇與憤怒,在充滿危險的星球上

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{\an8}一切就要開始變得越來越奇怪

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《異星妙世界》

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(改編自內森派爾系列書籍)

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(舉舉建身房)

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笑一個,拍照囉

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今天是妳的出現日啊

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對

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出現日快樂

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申請程序還得多問幾個問題,職業呢?

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我算是還在找

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想為伴侶準備一個額外的鑰匙扣嗎?

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我最近被交往對象退邀請了

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就在出現日之前?太殘酷了啦

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妳會如何描述自己目前的活躍等級呢?

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我剛收到這個裝置,可以回答這個問題

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裝置,我的等級如何?

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不怎麼活躍、缺乏運動、了無生氣

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好的,真感恩

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懶惰、靜止、閒置、一動也不動、不適用

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(大騙局)

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騙到妳囉

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當我們的壽星到來時,你們就該這麼說

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我希望這會是史上最棒的大騙局派對

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如果我們成功了
我們的朋友就會感覺到被愛

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這樣也許能減輕她的痛苦

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我的超後代很痛苦?

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她的痛苦跟存在有關

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大家都知道
當那扇門打開時要做什麼嗎?

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首先要...

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撒迷你垃圾

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在這之後你們要開始演奏...

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生命轉數棒棒
如果你喜歡,那就太好了

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如果你不喜歡,那我們很遺憾

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但我們都來了,一切都太遲了

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我們喜歡你,蛋糕送給你

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太棒了

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(攝取水分)

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我們要求會員
在來到機器上出汗之前先淨身

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這樣很合理

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我忘了最後一個申請表的問題

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妳為何決定要成為舉舉的會員?

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我想是因為今天是我的出現日
這讓我重新評估很多事

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我的健康、我的人生之路

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我已經在這星球存在25圈了
但卻沒什麼成就

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我猜我是在想自己是不是有未來

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還是我只是卡住了

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酷喔

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我就勾新轉數新希望,是一樣的概念

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偵測到不尋常的高度活躍程度

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您可能會覺得要死掉了
但這是多數人的一般步調

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等等,超大糖果潑撒偶呢?

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在這裡

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聽得到糖果在裡面,等著要被撒出來

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這個不夠大

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我們朋友的熱血腔最近被打碎了

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打爛一個熱血腔形狀的糖果潑撒偶
對她來說可能是一種宣洩的作用

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打爛熱血腔會有宣洩作用?

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不知道啦,是一種比喻啊

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-我不懂
-這個嘛

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等我們取得更大的糖果潑撒偶
希望就會更合理

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我會去完成任務

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但我要吃光這一個裡頭的糖果

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好,大家安靜
我要開始大騙局的第一階段了

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(時間進程)

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安安

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出現日快樂

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感恩,應該只有妳一個生物記得吧

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一定沒有人忘記的啦

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妳打扮好了嗎?
我們在小心餐廳的桌位應該準備好囉

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好,我們那裡見

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她顯然不知道我們全都很在乎她

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大騙局

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我很擔心她

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我也是,但別擔心,我有個計畫

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(雙重升職快樂,真了不起)

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(新生物出現宣告)

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(最佳寶寶獎,這也很了不起喔)

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(小心餐廳)

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妳帶我來這裡真好

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當然啊,今天是妳的大日子

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我被升職了,所以我請客

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對耶

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太棒了,真恭喜

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感恩妳,這沒什麼
但正在往正確的方向前進

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嘿,妳也在往正確的方向前進啊

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妳完全沒往任何方向前進

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我已經很厭倦被卡住
一直都在做一樣的事

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我想要走出去,經歷各式各樣的體驗

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什麼?妳要去哪裡?

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去活出人生

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真好玩,對吧?

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對啊,不過...

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我好愛風吹過臉龐的感覺

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(大家注意,請做好準備)

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對,但我們也許應該朝...

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哇

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我們...

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好,我們活出人生了嗎?

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(請繼續做好準備...)

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這樣應該就行了

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我們肯定已經活出人生了

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還沒

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還沒

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真等不及,一定會很好看

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不要,別碰我,我改變心意了

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很不簡單,對吧?

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(還看不到終點,哭哭)

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但我好愛喔

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我覺得好像在轉圈圈,妳有覺得嗎?

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真是不得了的出現日

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也許我們現在回我家去吧?

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還沒,我...

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嘿,看啊,那個老式通話亭

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沒進去過就不算真正活過

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好喔

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好,妳剛剛有沒有看到
有個人帶著一個超大熱血腔經過?

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沒有,這讓我想起我的第一個家

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讓我想起我現在的家

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我們今天就這樣吧?

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還沒,我還有一件事想做

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我一直都很怕搭這種東西

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-感謝妳縱容我
-嗯哼

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從這裡可以看到整個城市耶

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到這麼高的地方,感覺真是美好又可怕

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而且,還有播放好聽的音樂,還有...

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讓我想要嘔吐

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我們好像卡住了

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太好了

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卡在沒有工作、沒有伴侶的情況

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還卡在團體吊掛機上

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再怎麼走出去都改變不了這情況

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重要的是要保持冷靜
可能只是磁岩力中斷吧

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妳還好嗎?

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很好,都很好

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我只是覺得這次生命轉數沒啥好慶祝的

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我們要慶祝的是妳這個人

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對,但我是誰啊?

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妳是我的好麻吉

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妳的好麻吉已經轉數25圈了,卻毫無成就

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妳不用對自己這麼嚴格

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25圈還是很少量的轉數

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妳未來還要轉好多好多圈

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我傳了簡訊給我的生命給予者
他們說是磁岩力中斷

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他們說情況不危險,我們很快就能動了

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他們問我說妳們討厭不討厭?

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我說很討厭,但今天是妳的出現日

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他們說:“出現日快樂”

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他們兩個都說了

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-感恩
-我們才不討厭

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是的,喂,吊掛機操作員

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幸好他們有妳的號碼
還知道我們被卡住了,也太巧了吧

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感謝妳莫名其妙地打來給我,真奇怪

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對,我們被卡在半空中了,妳說什麼?

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很好,我們很快就能動了

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抱歉,我之後再解釋

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天啊,妳們還好嗎?

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我們該不該去救妳們
而不是把微毒水潑在妳家沙發上?

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哪個沙發?什麼微毒水?

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等等,就...

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如果大家開始躁動
妳可以確保他們不要離開嗎?

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我不能逼他們,但我能找我的朋友們來

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他們總是能讓氣氛輕鬆起來

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妳在哪啊?現在是歡樂時光呢

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歡樂時光是何時開始的?

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從我退休的那一天

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大家都在這裡

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太好了,你何不把他們都帶過來?

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00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:32,591
這裡有一場為我的超後代
舉辦的大騙局派對

208
00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:35,344
把詳情傳給我吧

209
00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:38,472
歡樂時光要換地點囉

210
00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:40,098
好耶

211
00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:44,478
妳在看什麼?

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00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,813
我的街坊,我的家

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00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,315
看起來都好小喔

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對,因為從很遠看過去啊

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但我的生命給予者們
在我這個轉數的時候就去環遊星球了

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我們都知道他們是怎樣

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00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:58,992
他們的標準根本不合理

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00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:01,745
很遺憾他們送妳一個這麼討厭的禮物

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00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:04,665
我相信妳會累積出正常的步數

220
00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:07,209
-您想知道嗎?
-謝了,不需要

221
00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:13,757
您目前的步數是90%
低於地區平均值的90%

222
00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:17,970
這不對啦,嘿,妳住在那裡

223
00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:20,264
那裡是妳去買悸動水的地方

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然後再回到那裡

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我可以從窗戶的這個縫隙把妳的裝置丟掉

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00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,354
謝了,沒關係

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這提醒了我,我根本一無是處

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00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:32,442
等我們下了吊掛機

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00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:35,195
我們回去我家,安安靜靜地過完這一天吧

230
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,947
好,謝謝妳

231
00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:50,919
我們在動了?我們在動了耶

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00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:52,045
感謝月球啊

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00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,381
好耶

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(團體吊掛機)

235
00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:04,057
祝妳出現日快樂

236
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,894
這次是我說的,不只是我的生命給予者們

237
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:08,937
結果被困在團體吊掛機

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00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,856
跟兩個討厭鬼待在一起也不差

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00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:12,191
感恩啊

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00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:15,319
-等等,感想不該是這樣吧
-別再叫我們討厭鬼了

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00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:21,658
終於到我家了

242
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,660
我想我要回家去了

243
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,954
感謝妳陪我度過多事的出現日

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00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:27,956
我覺得妳該進來

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我很感激妳努力讓我開心點

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00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:34,463
但月球似乎在跟我說
今天不是適合我離開卡住困境的好時機

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00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:36,256
但我幫妳準備了起司火鍋耶

248
00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:37,883
好,好啦

249
00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:42,012
騙到妳囉

250
00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:45,682
嘿呀、嘿呀,迷你垃圾

251
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:46,975
這是怎麼回事?

252
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:50,020
是大騙局派對,慶祝妳的出現日

253
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,772
大騙局

254
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你們都讓我相信了你們根本不在乎我

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-萬歲
-那我們就成功了

256
00:12:58,070 --> 00:13:01,490
-我跟妳說我出差去了
-感覺很有可能啊

257
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:04,243
我上週跟妳說我身體不舒服

258
00:13:04,243 --> 00:13:05,327
我送了湯去給你

259
00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:07,371
我跟妳說我骨折了

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00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:12,835
沒理由認為不是真的

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00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:17,673
這些不在乎真是太貼心了,感恩大家

262
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:27,266
我們乾一杯微毒水
來慶祝妳的特別之日吧

263
00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:29,518
-好耶,真棒
-真開心

264
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,897
好,我做了這個給妳

265
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:37,651
我在妳轉頭的時候邀請了她
我覺得妳會覺得有趣

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-但我沒想到她會真的來
-哇

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00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:41,864
(5000片拼圖)

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00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:44,116
是我的照片,但我把妳們放大了

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00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:46,743
妳真好

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00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:50,914
我要去擼那隻動物,因為牠太讚了

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00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:56,128
嘿,我覺得妳會喜歡
我為妳準備的另一個驚喜

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是我的超生命給予者

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00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:06,263
拋迷你垃圾,嗨,親愛的

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00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:10,767
我還以為妳忘了我的出現日

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00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,979
妳開玩笑嗎?我的記憶力還沒那麼差

276
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:15,731
我只是很會騙人而已

277
00:14:15,731 --> 00:14:17,524
需要我的話,我會在那裡處理問題

278
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,443
希望不是真的有問題

279
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:27,492
對於正在大大慶祝的人來說
妳看起來有點低落耶

280
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:30,329
我不知道我的人生都在幹嘛

281
00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:33,207
我可以跟妳分享我的一些收穫嗎?

282
00:14:33,207 --> 00:14:34,291
好啊

283
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:37,252
妳人生中的艱難時刻只不過如此而已

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00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:38,253
艱難?

285
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:39,880
是時刻,親愛的

286
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,965
這些時刻都會過去

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00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:44,426
最後妳根本都不會記得了

288
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:45,969
不好的時刻都會過去

289
00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:47,930
就連好的時刻都會過去

290
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:53,268
但妳的所有作為和經驗
就是我們存在最重要的意義

291
00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,646
我覺得被卡住了

292
00:14:55,646 --> 00:14:58,732
嘿,妳啊,妳有感覺過自己被卡住嗎?

293
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:02,402
卡住?當然有,我被卡住好多次了

294
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,821
我設計機器超久了

295
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:08,283
都開始認為我自己搞不好也是一台機器

296
00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:11,954
我被工作卡住,感覺失去了一部分的自我

297
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:14,331
我有次曾經被卡在一座島上

298
00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:19,044
他們花了好多天才發現
我的船在暴風雨中失事了

299
00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:22,756
我有一次被卡在船上
一艘名為感情的小船

300
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:28,345
在我覺得被卡住的時候
都喜歡跳舞,直到再度感到自由

301
00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:31,849
來吧,我們何不去舞池好好地抖一抖?

302
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:42,276
您正在抖動肢體,加油...

303
00:15:42,276 --> 00:15:46,238
高舉雙手並揮舞,別在乎其他人會怎麼想

304
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:54,997
是超大糖果潑撒偶耶

305
00:15:55,539 --> 00:16:00,169
我想我們可以打爛它
用比喻的方式來撫慰妳受傷的熱血腔

306
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,713
妳真的是我的好麻吉

307
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:09,428
是塔特諾金斯的

308
00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:10,929
-塔特諾金斯耶
-幫我搶爆米花

309
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:15,642
我覺得妳該環顧這房間
看看這些愛妳的朋友們

310
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,769
如果妳想知道妳有何成就的話

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00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:20,731
還覺得卡住了嗎?

312
00:16:20,731 --> 00:16:24,151
這個房間裡的團結讓我充滿希望

313
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:25,986
好,這樣就對了

314
00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:29,990
只要妳想要隨時感受這種希望
我都會在的

315
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,411
各位,聽我說

316
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:39,249
我最近因為自己的生活狀況感到很低落

317
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:43,170
讓我陷入了輕度到中度的絕望漩渦裡

318
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:49,134
今晚見到你們真的很意外
而且也出乎意料地鼓舞了我

319
00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:52,095
我一直渴望一些未知和無形的東西

320
00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:56,391
但你們的出席提醒了我
我一直都擁有自己真正需要的東西

321
00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:58,685
因為你們一直這麼地支持我

322
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,187
我知道對你們誠實以告

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00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:03,440
分享我真正的感覺
你們一定會好好聽我說的

324
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,901
我想這不是一般的出現日發言

325
00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:10,696
但我只想說,我對於所有的友誼
是多麼地感恩

326
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,575
我打從熱血腔深處感謝你們大家

327
00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:18,454
迷你火焰來囉

328
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,832
我的超後代,出現日快樂

329
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,416
感恩

330
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,461
也感恩妳

331
00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:26,588
誰都無法辦出一場更棒的派對

332
00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:28,507
每次聽到這樣都很開心

333
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:31,009
請再說一次,再說五次好了

334
00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:33,929
熄滅它...

335
00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:39,518
25圈快樂

336
00:17:39,518 --> 00:17:41,103
覺得如何啊?

337
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,354
感覺很棒

338
00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:44,398
別太自信囉

339
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,820
滿腔熱血速率提升

340
00:17:51,572 --> 00:17:53,490
您移動的速度還真快呀

341
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:57,494
幹得好,滿腔熱血速率迅速提升

342
00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:58,996
我就知道您辦得到

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00:18:47,628 --> 00:18:49,630
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