1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,758 - [narrator] From the moment beings emerge, - [crying] 2 00:00:07,758 --> 00:00:09,343 they begin to celebrate their emergence. 3 00:00:09,885 --> 00:00:11,553 First, every week for four weeks, 4 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:13,931 then every month for twelve months. 5 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:16,850 And then every revolution for the rest of their days. 6 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,644 On their 21st revolution, 7 00:00:18,644 --> 00:00:21,480 beings celebrate in a raucous and carefree manner. 8 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:24,024 But starting sometime around the 25th revolution, 9 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:26,109 beings go from celebrating freely 10 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:28,946 to assessing the status of their entire existence. 11 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:36,620 Joyful emergence day, offspring. 12 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:38,789 I remember turning 25 revolutions. 13 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:41,041 That was when I got my big promotion at work, 14 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:44,795 and we entered into our lifelong partnership and traveled the planet. 15 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:46,505 Then you emerged. 16 00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:48,757 [Lifegiver 2 moans] We all see how much of a rut you're in. 17 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:51,885 So we wanted to get you a little something to help you get off the couch. 18 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:55,305 We know you don't like the outdoors, or going to a gym, or gardening, 19 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:57,015 or anything like that. 20 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:59,977 But we thought it could be nice for you to get back out there. 21 00:00:59,977 --> 00:01:04,313 Maybe eventually give us some super offspring of our own. 22 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:08,527 Okay. Enjoy your gift. We gotta go. Love you. 23 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,029 [groans] 24 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:14,283 [device] To begin, select your voice preference. 25 00:01:14,283 --> 00:01:16,368 My voice preference? 26 00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:18,579 I heard you say, "My voice." 27 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:22,416 - What? No. That's not what I-- - Greetings. I have replicated your voice. 28 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:24,334 [groans] Is that what I sound like? 29 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:27,713 It is. Would you like me to begin counting your steps? 30 00:01:27,713 --> 00:01:29,590 [sighs] Sure. I guess. 31 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:32,301 You have taken zero steps. 32 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:33,594 [sighs] 33 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:42,186 {\an8}[singer] ♪ Here's our orb It's slightly leaning ♪ 34 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:44,104 {\an8}♪ Orbiting a star ♪ 35 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:47,357 {\an8}- ♪ We find ways to give life meaning ♪ - [cheering, shouting] 36 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:49,026 {\an8}♪ Some might seem bizarre ♪ 37 00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:52,279 {\an8}- ♪ All we know is that we exist ♪ - [harmonizing] 38 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:55,199 {\an8}♪ And it won't be for long So it helps to put some foot tubes on ♪ 39 00:01:55,199 --> 00:01:57,618 {\an8}♪ Joy and sadness, courage and fear ♪ 40 00:01:57,618 --> 00:02:00,204 {\an8}♪ Curiosity and anger On a planet full of danger ♪ 41 00:02:00,204 --> 00:02:02,497 {\an8}♪ And it's only getting stranger From here ♪ 42 00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:13,675 [gym employee] Smile for your picture. 43 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:16,512 I see it's your emergence day. 44 00:02:16,512 --> 00:02:17,971 Yeah. 45 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,515 Joyful emergence day. 46 00:02:19,515 --> 00:02:22,768 Just a few more questions for the application. Occupation? 47 00:02:22,768 --> 00:02:25,354 I'm k-- kind of figuring that out right now. 48 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:27,564 Would you like an extra key fob for your partner? 49 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:31,193 I have recently been uninvited from my relationship. 50 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:34,613 Aw, just before your emergence day. That's brutal. 51 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:37,032 How would you describe your current level of activity? 52 00:02:37,032 --> 00:02:39,993 Oh. I just got this device to answer that very question. 53 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,995 [clears throat] How am I doing, device? 54 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:45,123 Not very active. Sedentary. Inert. 55 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:47,000 Okay. Gratitude. 56 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:52,089 Slothful. Stationary. Idle. Motionless. Does not apply. 57 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:53,257 [sighs] 58 00:02:53,257 --> 00:02:54,591 [beings chattering, whispering] 59 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:58,887 [beings] We deceived you! [chuckling] 60 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:01,139 [playing upbeat dance music] 61 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:05,227 That's exactly how you should say it when our guest of honor arrives. 62 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:12,526 I want this to be the best deception party ever. 63 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,945 If we succeed at this, then our friend will feel loved, 64 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:16,572 which might reduce their pain. 65 00:03:16,572 --> 00:03:18,699 My super offspring is in pain? 66 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:21,618 Their pain is, eh, e-existential. 67 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:25,163 Uh, does everyone know what they're doing when that door opens? 68 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:26,498 We start with... 69 00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:27,916 Tiny trash. 70 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:30,294 After which you will begin playing... 71 00:03:30,294 --> 00:03:34,798 ♪ Revolutions are great If you like them, that's great ♪ 72 00:03:34,798 --> 00:03:37,885 ♪ If you don't then we're sorry ♪ 73 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,970 ♪ But we're here, it's too late ♪ 74 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:42,389 ♪ We just like you, here's cake ♪ 75 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:44,474 [barking] 76 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:46,143 [moans] Perfect. 77 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:48,145 [dance music playing] 78 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:53,317 We ask our members to clean themselves prior to sweating all over the machines. 79 00:03:53,317 --> 00:03:54,651 That-- That make sense. 80 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:57,654 Oh. [chuckles] I forgot the last application question. 81 00:03:57,654 --> 00:04:00,365 What made you decide on a membership here at Hoist? 82 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:01,700 Oh. Hmm. 83 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:06,371 Uh, I guess because it's my emergence day, and that's making me reassess some things. 84 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:08,582 My health, my life path. 85 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:11,502 I've been around our star 25 times, but... [stammers] ...I haven't done much. 86 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:12,586 [chuckles, inhales deeply] 87 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,546 I guess I'm wondering if I'm going anywhere, 88 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:17,132 or if I'm just stuck. [breathing heavily] 89 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:18,841 Aw, cool. [chuckles] 90 00:04:18,841 --> 00:04:22,221 I'll check the box for New Revolution's resolution. Same idea. 91 00:04:23,305 --> 00:04:25,974 Sensing unusually high activity. 92 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:30,771 You may feel like perishing, but this is actually a standard pace for most. 93 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:32,272 [panting] 94 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,482 [beings chattering] 95 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:36,568 [gasps] Wait. Where's the giant sweet spiller? 96 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:37,736 Here it is. 97 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,906 You can hear the sweets waiting to be spilled. 98 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:42,449 Ah. That's not big enough. 99 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,493 Our friend's blood pump was recently fractured, 100 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:48,747 and fracturing a blood-pump-shaped sweet spiller could be very cathartic for them. 101 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:51,500 Smashing a blood pump to pieces is cathartic? 102 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:53,752 I don't know. It's a metaphor. [chuckles] 103 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:55,546 - I don't get it. - Well, 104 00:04:55,546 --> 00:04:58,507 once we have the larger sweet spiller, it'll all make sense, hopefully. 105 00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:00,133 I will attempt this mission, 106 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,511 but I'm going to eat all the sweets inside this one. 107 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:08,433 Okay. I need quiet. I'm about to start phase one of our deception. 108 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:09,935 [ringing] 109 00:05:12,271 --> 00:05:13,272 Greets. 110 00:05:13,272 --> 00:05:15,065 Joyful emergence day. 111 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:18,652 [Pedometer] Gratitude. I think you're the only being who remembered. 112 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,195 - [beings] Aw. [chuckling, shushing] - [shushing] 113 00:05:20,195 --> 00:05:23,031 I'm sure no one has forgotten. [chuckles] 114 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:25,742 Are you dressed? Our table at Careful Now should be ready. 115 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,703 [Pedometer] Sure. [sighs] I'll see you there. 116 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:32,916 [chuckles] They clearly have no idea we all care about them. 117 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:35,085 - [beings chuckles] - Deception! [chuckles] 118 00:05:36,295 --> 00:05:37,546 I'm worried about them. 119 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:40,215 I am too. But don't worry. I have a plan. 120 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:52,060 [sighs] 121 00:05:56,398 --> 00:05:58,942 [slurping] It's really nice of you to take me here. 122 00:05:58,942 --> 00:06:01,195 Of course. It's your special day. 123 00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:04,698 I got a little promotion at my vocation, so my treat. 124 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,283 Oh. You did. 125 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:10,245 That's great. Many congratulations. 126 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:14,708 Oh, gratitude. It's-- It's very small but headed in the right direction. 127 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:15,792 [sighs] 128 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:18,629 Hey, you're headed in the right direction too. 129 00:06:18,629 --> 00:06:20,923 [device] You are not headed in any direction. 130 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:26,887 I'm tired of feeling stuck and doing the same old things. 131 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:30,098 I want to go outside and have different experiences. 132 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:32,434 [stutters] What? W-- Where are you going? 133 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:33,560 To live. 134 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,812 Whoo-hoo! [chuckles] It's fun, right? 135 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:38,190 - [chuckles] - Oh, yes. Whee. But, um-- 136 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:41,860 I just love the wind in my face. [chuckling] Ooh. 137 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:44,446 Yes, but we should probably head-- 138 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:46,031 [gasps] Wow. 139 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:48,367 - Have we-- - [shushing] 140 00:06:48,367 --> 00:06:50,160 Okay. Have we lived yet? 141 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:51,662 Whee! [shrieks] 142 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:59,628 And that should do it. [chuckles] 143 00:06:59,628 --> 00:07:01,922 Surely we have now lived. 144 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,006 Not yet. 145 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:08,011 [shrieking] Not yet. 146 00:07:08,554 --> 00:07:12,182 [chuckles] Can't wait. It's gonna look so good. [chuckles] 147 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:14,268 [stutters] No, don't touch me. I changed my mind. 148 00:07:14,268 --> 00:07:16,478 [panting] 149 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,981 It's not easy, is it? [panting] 150 00:07:18,981 --> 00:07:20,983 [Pedometer] Loving it, though. [pants] 151 00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:23,235 I feel like we're going in circles. Do you? 152 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:25,445 What an emergence day. 153 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,656 Maybe we go back to my apartment now. [chuckles] 154 00:07:27,656 --> 00:07:30,701 - [panting, yells] Whoa. - [stutters, gasps] 155 00:07:30,701 --> 00:07:31,827 Not yet. I-- 156 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:33,871 Hey, look. One of those, uh, old call booths. 157 00:07:33,871 --> 00:07:36,206 You haven't truly lived until you've been inside one. 158 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:37,457 Okay. Whoa. 159 00:07:42,838 --> 00:07:46,008 Okay, did you just see someone go by carrying a giant blood pump? 160 00:07:46,842 --> 00:07:50,470 No. [chuckles] Uh, this reminds me of my first apartment. 161 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,723 Reminds me of my current apartment. 162 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,017 Shall we call it a day? 163 00:07:55,017 --> 00:07:57,644 Not yet. There's one more thing I wanna do. 164 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:07,321 I've always been afraid to ride on one of these things. 165 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:09,656 - Thank you for indulging me. - Uh-huh. 166 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:13,076 [sighs] You can see the whole city from up here. 167 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:17,831 [chuckles] Being this high is equally beautiful and terrifying, 168 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:23,086 and, um, there's cute music playing. And-- And, um... 169 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:24,588 [Tween] It makes me want to vom. 170 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,425 - [yells] Ooh. - [grunts, shrieks] 171 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:32,261 I think we're stuck. 172 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:34,556 Great. [chuckles] 173 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:37,808 Stuck with no real employment, stuck without a partner, 174 00:08:37,808 --> 00:08:39,852 stuck on a group dangle machine. 175 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:44,232 No amount of getting back out there can change this. 176 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:47,528 It's vital to say calm. It's probably just a glomrock outage. 177 00:08:48,612 --> 00:08:49,696 Are you okay? 178 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:52,866 Yes. This is all really nice. 179 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:56,203 I just don't feel like I have a lot to celebrate this revolution. 180 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:57,996 We are celebrating you. 181 00:08:57,996 --> 00:09:00,082 Yes, but who am I? 182 00:09:00,082 --> 00:09:01,667 You are my best friend. 183 00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:06,797 Your best friend who is 25 revolutions and has nothing to show for it. 184 00:09:06,797 --> 00:09:08,966 No need to be so hard on yourself. 185 00:09:08,966 --> 00:09:12,469 Twenty-five revolutions is still a small amount of revolutions. 186 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,763 You have so many more revolutions ahead of you. 187 00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:18,642 I texted my lifegivers and they said it was a glomrock outage. 188 00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:21,228 They say it's not dangerous and we'll be moving soon. 189 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:22,729 They asked if you were creepy. 190 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:25,566 I said yes, but that it's your emergence day. 191 00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:29,361 - Oh. - They said, "Joyful emergence day." 192 00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:31,405 Both of them said it. 193 00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:33,323 - Gratitude. - We're not creepy. 194 00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:37,411 [ringing] 195 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:38,495 [gasps] 196 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:44,418 Yes. Hello, dangle machine operator. [chuckles] 197 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:48,172 Huh. Lucky they had your number and knew we were stuck. What are the odds? 198 00:09:48,172 --> 00:09:51,008 Thanks for calling me for some reason. Weird. 199 00:09:51,008 --> 00:09:54,178 Yes, we are stuck in the air. What's that? 200 00:09:54,178 --> 00:09:57,848 Oh. Good. [stutters] We will be moving soon. 201 00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,600 Sorry. I'll explain later. 202 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,268 Oh, my. Are you okay? 203 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:06,023 Should we all come to your rescue instead of spilling mild poison on your couch? 204 00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:07,691 Which couch? What mild poison? 205 00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:08,817 Wait, just-- 206 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:11,361 If beings start getting restless, can you make sure they don't leave? 207 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:14,573 [chuckles] I can't use force, but I'll call my friends. 208 00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:16,074 They always liven things up. 209 00:10:17,159 --> 00:10:17,993 [ringing] 210 00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:21,205 - Where are you? It's joyful hour. - [being chuckles] 211 00:10:21,205 --> 00:10:22,956 When did joyful hour begin? 212 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,751 The day I retired. [chuckles] 213 00:10:25,751 --> 00:10:27,628 The whole gang is here. 214 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:29,796 Great. Why don't you bring them all here? 215 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:32,925 There's a deception party for my super offspring. 216 00:10:32,925 --> 00:10:35,344 Oh. Send me the details. 217 00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:38,472 Uh, joyful hour is on the move. 218 00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:40,098 - Yeah. - [yells] 219 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:44,478 What are you looking at? 220 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,813 My neighborhood, my apartment. 221 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,315 It all looks so small. 222 00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:52,486 Yes, uh, that is because of distance. [chuckles] 223 00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:55,989 By the time they were my age, my lifegivers traveled the planet. 224 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,407 Well, we know what they're like. 225 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:59,493 Their standards don't make sense. [scoffs] 226 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:01,745 I'm sorry they gave you such an obnoxious gift. 227 00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:04,665 I bet you accrue a normal amount of steps. 228 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:07,209 - [device] Would you like to know? - Yeah, that's not necessary. 229 00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:13,757 Your current number of steps is 90% below the regional average. 230 00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:17,970 That can't be right. Look, you live there, 231 00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:20,264 and there is where you get your jitter liquid, 232 00:11:20,264 --> 00:11:23,100 and then back aga-- again. 233 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:25,519 I can fling your device from this gap in the window. 234 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,354 Thanks. That's okay. 235 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:30,107 It is a good reminder that I have nothing going for me. 236 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:32,442 When we get off this thing, 237 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:35,195 let's salvage the day with a quiet night back at my apartment. 238 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,947 Yes. Thank you. 239 00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:39,449 [humming] 240 00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:50,919 Are we moving? [chuckles] We're moving. 241 00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:52,045 Oh, thank orb. 242 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,631 - Whoo! [chuckling] - Yes. [chuckles] 243 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:04,057 [scoffs] Joyful emergence day. 244 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,894 This time from me, not just my lifegivers. 245 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:08,937 Turns out being stuck in a group dangle machine 246 00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,856 with two creeps isn't that bad after all. 247 00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:12,191 Gratitude. 248 00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:15,319 - Wait. That should not be your takeaway. - Stop calling us creeps. 249 00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:21,658 Ah. Finally, we made it to my apartment. 250 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,660 I think I'm just gonna go home. 251 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,954 Thank you for an eventful emergence day. 252 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,956 Um, I think you should come in. 253 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,417 I appreciate you trying to make me feel better. 254 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:34,463 But it seems the orb is trying to tell me today isn't the day I become unstuck. 255 00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:36,256 But I got you fondue. 256 00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:37,883 Okay, fine. 257 00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:42,012 - [shushing] We deceived you! [cheers] - [screams] 258 00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:45,682 Hip, hip, tiny trash. 259 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:46,975 What's going on? 260 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:50,020 It's a deception party for your emergence day. 261 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,772 [beings] Deception! 262 00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:56,026 Whoa! You all had me convinced that you did not care about me. 263 00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:58,070 - Hooray! - Then we succeeded. 264 00:12:58,070 --> 00:13:01,490 - I told you I was out of town for work. - That felt very possible. 265 00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:04,243 I told you last week that I was feeling sick. 266 00:13:04,243 --> 00:13:05,327 I sent you soup. 267 00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:07,371 I told you I broke my limb. 268 00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:09,873 - [strains, yells] - [beings groaning] 269 00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:12,835 There was no reason to think that wasn't true. 270 00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:17,673 All this lack of caring is so thoughtful. Gratitude. 271 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:22,427 [sighs] 272 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:27,266 Let us clink mild poisons to acknowledge your special day. 273 00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:31,353 - [beings cheers] Yeah! Whoo! All right. - [Tween] Festive. 274 00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:34,398 - Okay. I-- [sighs] I made this for you. - [chuckles] 275 00:13:34,398 --> 00:13:37,651 I invited them when your head was turned. I thought you'd find it funny. 276 00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:39,987 - Didn't think they'd come, though. - Wow. 277 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:44,116 [Tween] It was a picture of me, but I zoomed in on you. 278 00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:46,743 - Aw. This is very kind. [chuckles] - Aw. 279 00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:50,914 I'm going to handpat this creature, because it's perfect. 280 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:56,128 Hey, I think you will like another surprise I have for you. 281 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:03,177 [gasps] Super Lifegiver. 282 00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:06,263 Tiny trash. Hi, honey. 283 00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:07,890 Oh. [moans] 284 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:10,767 I thought you forgot my emergence day. 285 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,979 Are you kidding me? My memory isn't that bad yet. 286 00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:15,606 I'm just a great deceiver. 287 00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:17,524 Uh, if you need me, I'll be putting out fires. 288 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,443 Hopefully, not literal ones. 289 00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:27,492 You seem a little down for someone having a big celebration. 290 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:30,329 I have no idea what I'm doing with my life. 291 00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:33,207 Can I share with you a little lesson I learned? 292 00:14:33,207 --> 00:14:34,291 Sure. 293 00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:37,252 The challenging moments in your life are just that. 294 00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:38,253 Challenging? 295 00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:39,880 Moments, sweetie. 296 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,965 They are moments in time that will pass, 297 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:44,426 and eventually you'll barely remember them. 298 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:45,969 The bad moments will pass. 299 00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:47,930 - Even the good moments will pass. - [chuckles] 300 00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:53,268 But everything you do and experience, that's what our existence is all about. 301 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,646 I just feel so stuck. 302 00:14:55,646 --> 00:14:58,732 Hey, you there. Have you ever felt stuck? 303 00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:02,402 Stuck? Well, sure. I've been stuck, many times. [chuckles] 304 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,821 I designed machinery for so long, 305 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:08,283 I started to believe I may be a machine myself. 306 00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:11,954 I was stuck in a job and felt like I lost a part of myself. 307 00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:14,331 I was stuck on an island once. 308 00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:19,044 Took folks a few days to discover that my ship was wrecked in a storm. 309 00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:22,756 Once I was stuck in a ship. A relationship. 310 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,675 - Huh? [chuckles] - [chuckles] 311 00:15:24,675 --> 00:15:28,345 When I feel stuck, I like to dance until I feel free again. 312 00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:31,849 Come on. Why don't we go slice up a floor covering? 313 00:15:32,391 --> 00:15:33,684 [upbeat dance music playing] 314 00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:42,276 [device] You are limbshaking. Go, go. 315 00:15:42,276 --> 00:15:46,238 Wave your hands in the air, without regard for what others are thinking. 316 00:15:46,238 --> 00:15:48,824 [straining] 317 00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:54,997 [chuckles] The giant sweet spiller. 318 00:15:55,539 --> 00:16:00,169 I figured we could destroy it to mend your broken blood pump metaphorically. 319 00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,713 You really are my best friend. 320 00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:05,382 - [cyclist] Oh. Whoa. - [gasps] 321 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:09,428 [beings cheering] Ooh. They're tartnoggins. 322 00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:10,929 - [being 1] Tartnoggins. - [being 2] Grab me a perpcorn. 323 00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:15,642 I think you should look around this room at all these friends who love you 324 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,769 if you want to see how far you've come. 325 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:20,731 Still feeling stuck? 326 00:16:20,731 --> 00:16:24,151 The solidarity in this room makes me hopeful. 327 00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:25,986 Well, there you go. 328 00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:29,990 Anytime you need that hopeful feeling recharged, I'll be here. 329 00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:34,411 Um, at-- attention, beings. 330 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:39,249 I've been feeling down lately about my life circumstances. 331 00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:43,170 It led me to a spiral of mild to moderate despair. 332 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:49,134 Seeing your faces tonight was genuinely unexpected and unexpectedly inspiring. 333 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:52,095 I'd been pining for something unknown and intangible, 334 00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:56,391 but your presence reminded me that I've had all I've ever truly needed. 335 00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:58,685 Because of how supportive you've been, 336 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,187 I know that being honest with you 337 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:03,440 and sharing my true feelings will be received kindly. 338 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,901 This isn't a normal emergence day speech, I guess, 339 00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:10,696 but I just wanted to say how grateful I am for all of our friendships. 340 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,450 Thank you, from the bottom of my blood pump. 341 00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:16,286 [beings cheering] 342 00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:18,454 Tiny fires. 343 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,832 Joyful emergence day, super offspring. 344 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,416 Gratitude. 345 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,461 And gratitude to you. 346 00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:26,588 No one could have thrown a better party. 347 00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:28,966 It's always great to hear that. [chuckles] 348 00:17:28,966 --> 00:17:31,009 Please say it again. Like, five more times. 349 00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:34,721 - [beings] Extinguish! Extinguish! - [inhales deeply, blows] 350 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,558 [beings cheering, chuckling] 351 00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:39,518 - Twenty-five revolutions. - [chewing] 352 00:17:39,518 --> 00:17:41,103 How are you feeling? 353 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,354 I'm doing great. 354 00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:44,398 Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 355 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,820 Blood pump rate increasing. 356 00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:53,490 - [barking] - Whoa! You're really moving now. 357 00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:57,494 Good job. Blood pump rate rapidly increasing. 358 00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:58,996 I knew you could do it.