1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,758 From the moment beings emerge, 2 00:00:07,758 --> 00:00:09,343 they begin to celebrate their emergence. 3 00:00:09,885 --> 00:00:11,553 First, every week for four weeks, 4 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:13,931 then every month for twelve months. 5 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:16,850 And then every revolution for the rest of their days. 6 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,644 On their 21st revolution, 7 00:00:18,644 --> 00:00:21,480 beings celebrate in a raucous and carefree manner. 8 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:24,024 But starting sometime around the 25th revolution, 9 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:26,109 beings go from celebrating freely 10 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:28,946 to assessing the status of their entire existence. 11 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:36,620 Joyful emergence day, offspring. 12 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:38,789 I remember turning 25 revolutions. 13 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:41,041 That was when I got my big promotion at work, 14 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:44,795 and we entered into our lifelong partnership and traveled the planet. 15 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:46,505 Then you emerged. 16 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:48,757 We all see how much of a rut you're in. 17 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:51,885 So we wanted to get you a little something to help you get off the couch. 18 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:55,305 We know you don't like the outdoors, or going to a gym, or gardening, 19 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:57,015 or anything like that. 20 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:59,977 But we thought it could be nice for you to get back out there. 21 00:00:59,977 --> 00:01:04,313 Maybe eventually give us some super offspring of our own. 22 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:08,527 Okay. Enjoy your gift. We gotta go. Love you. 23 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:14,283 To begin, select your voice preference. 24 00:01:14,283 --> 00:01:16,368 My voice preference? 25 00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:18,579 I heard you say, "My voice." 26 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:22,416 - What? No. That's not what I-- - Greetings. I have replicated your voice. 27 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,334 Is that what I sound like? 28 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:27,713 It is. Would you like me to begin counting your steps? 29 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:29,590 Sure. I guess. 30 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:32,301 You have taken zero steps. 31 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:42,186 {\an8}Here's our orb It's slightly leaning 32 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:44,104 {\an8}Orbiting a star 33 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:47,357 {\an8}We find ways to give life meaning 34 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:49,026 {\an8}Some might seem bizarre 35 00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:52,279 {\an8}All we know is that we exist 36 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:55,199 {\an8}And it won't be for long So it helps to put some foot tubes on 37 00:01:55,199 --> 00:01:57,618 {\an8}Joy and sadness, courage and fear 38 00:01:57,618 --> 00:02:00,204 {\an8}Curiosity and anger On a planet full of danger 39 00:02:00,204 --> 00:02:02,497 {\an8}And it's only getting stranger From here 40 00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:13,675 Smile for your picture. 41 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:16,512 I see it's your emergence day. 42 00:02:16,512 --> 00:02:17,971 Yeah. 43 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,515 Joyful emergence day. 44 00:02:19,515 --> 00:02:22,768 Just a few more questions for the application. Occupation? 45 00:02:22,768 --> 00:02:25,354 I'm kind of figuring that out right now. 46 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:27,564 Would you like an extra key fob for your partner? 47 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:31,193 I have recently been uninvited from my relationship. 48 00:02:31,944 --> 00:02:34,613 Just before your emergence day. That's brutal. 49 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:37,032 How would you describe your current level of activity? 50 00:02:37,616 --> 00:02:39,993 I just got this device to answer that very question. 51 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:41,995 How am I doing, device? 52 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:45,123 Not very active. Sedentary. Inert. 53 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:47,000 Okay. Gratitude. 54 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:52,089 Slothful. Stationary. Idle. Motionless. Does not apply. 55 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:58,262 We deceived you! 56 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:05,227 That's exactly how you should say it when our guest of honor arrives. 57 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:12,526 I want this to be the best deception party ever. 58 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,945 If we succeed at this, then our friend will feel loved, 59 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:16,572 which might reduce their pain. 60 00:03:16,572 --> 00:03:18,699 My super offspring is in pain? 61 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:21,618 Their pain is existential. 62 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:25,163 Does everyone know what they're doing when that door opens? 63 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:26,498 We start with... 64 00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:27,916 Tiny trash. 65 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:30,294 After which you will begin playing... 66 00:03:30,294 --> 00:03:34,798 Revolutions are great If you like them, that's great 67 00:03:34,798 --> 00:03:37,885 If you don't then we're sorry 68 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,970 But we're here, it's too late 69 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:42,389 We just like you, here's cake 70 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,226 Perfect. 71 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:53,317 We ask our members to clean themselves prior to sweating all over the machines. 72 00:03:53,317 --> 00:03:54,651 That make sense. 73 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,654 I forgot the last application question. 74 00:03:57,654 --> 00:04:00,365 What made you decide on a membership here at Hoist? 75 00:04:02,201 --> 00:04:06,371 I guess because it's my emergence day, and that's making me reassess some things. 76 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:08,582 My health, my life path. 77 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:11,502 I've been around our star 25 times, but I haven't done much. 78 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,546 I guess I'm wondering if I'm going anywhere, 79 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:16,923 or if I'm just stuck. 80 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:18,841 Cool. 81 00:04:18,841 --> 00:04:22,221 I'll check the box for New Revolution's resolution. Same idea. 82 00:04:23,305 --> 00:04:25,974 Sensing unusually high activity. 83 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:30,771 You may feel like perishing, but this is actually a standard pace for most. 84 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:36,568 Wait. Where's the giant sweet spiller? 85 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:37,736 Here it is. 86 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,906 You can hear the sweets waiting to be spilled. 87 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:42,449 That's not big enough. 88 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,493 Our friend's blood pump was recently fractured, 89 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:48,747 and fracturing a blood-pump-shaped sweet spiller could be very cathartic for them. 90 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:51,500 Smashing a blood pump to pieces is cathartic? 91 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:53,293 I don't know. It's a metaphor. 92 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:55,546 - I don't get it. - Well, 93 00:04:55,546 --> 00:04:58,507 once we have the larger sweet spiller, it'll all make sense, hopefully. 94 00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:00,133 I will attempt this mission, 95 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,511 but I'm going to eat all the sweets inside this one. 96 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:08,433 Okay. I need quiet. I'm about to start phase one of our deception. 97 00:05:12,271 --> 00:05:13,272 Greets. 98 00:05:13,272 --> 00:05:15,065 Joyful emergence day. 99 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:18,652 Gratitude. I think you're the only being who remembered. 100 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:22,114 I'm sure no one has forgotten. 101 00:05:23,115 --> 00:05:25,742 Are you dressed? Our table at Careful Now should be ready. 102 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,703 - Sure. - I'll see you there. 103 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:32,916 They clearly have no idea we all care about them. 104 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:34,293 Deception! 105 00:05:36,295 --> 00:05:37,546 I'm worried about them. 106 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:40,215 I am too. But don't worry. I have a plan. 107 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:58,942 It's really nice of you to take me here. 108 00:05:58,942 --> 00:06:01,195 Of course. It's your special day. 109 00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:04,698 I got a little promotion at my vocation, so my treat. 110 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,366 You did. 111 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:10,245 That's great. Many congratulations. 112 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:14,708 Gratitude. It's very small but headed in the right direction. 113 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:18,629 Hey, you're headed in the right direction too. 114 00:06:18,629 --> 00:06:20,923 You are not headed in any direction. 115 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:26,887 I'm tired of feeling stuck and doing the same old things. 116 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:30,098 I want to go outside and have different experiences. 117 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:32,434 What? Where are you going? 118 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:33,560 To live. 119 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:35,812 It's fun, right? 120 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:38,190 Oh, yes. But-- 121 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:40,400 I just love the wind in my face. 122 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:44,446 Yes, but we should probably head-- 123 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,031 Wow. 124 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:47,491 Have we-- 125 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:50,160 Okay. Have we lived yet? 126 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:58,961 And that should do it. 127 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,922 Surely we have now lived. 128 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,006 Not yet. 129 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:08,011 Not yet. 130 00:07:09,221 --> 00:07:11,682 Can't wait. It's gonna look so good. 131 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:14,268 No, don't touch me. I changed my mind. 132 00:07:16,562 --> 00:07:18,397 It's not easy, is it? 133 00:07:19,064 --> 00:07:20,983 Loving it, though. 134 00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:23,235 I feel like we're going in circles. Do you? 135 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:25,445 What an emergence day. 136 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,656 Maybe we go back to my apartment now. 137 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:31,827 Not yet. I-- 138 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:33,871 Hey, look. One of those old call booths. 139 00:07:33,871 --> 00:07:36,206 You haven't truly lived until you've been inside one. 140 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:37,291 Okay. 141 00:07:42,838 --> 00:07:46,008 Okay, did you just see someone go by carrying a giant blood pump? 142 00:07:46,842 --> 00:07:50,470 No. This reminds me of my first apartment. 143 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,723 Reminds me of my current apartment. 144 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,017 Shall we call it a day? 145 00:07:55,017 --> 00:07:57,644 Not yet. There's one more thing I wanna do. 146 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:07,321 I've always been afraid to ride on one of these things. 147 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:09,656 - Thank you for indulging me. - Uh-huh. 148 00:08:10,741 --> 00:08:13,076 You can see the whole city from up here. 149 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:17,831 Being this high is equally beautiful and terrifying, 150 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:21,877 and there's cute music playing. And... 151 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,588 It makes me want to vom. 152 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:32,261 I think we're stuck. 153 00:08:33,222 --> 00:08:34,056 Great. 154 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:37,808 Stuck with no real employment, stuck without a partner, 155 00:08:37,808 --> 00:08:39,852 stuck on a group dangle machine. 156 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:44,232 No amount of getting back out there can change this. 157 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:47,528 It's vital to say calm. It's probably just a glomrock outage. 158 00:08:48,612 --> 00:08:49,696 Are you okay? 159 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:52,866 Yes. This is all really nice. 160 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:56,203 I just don't feel like I have a lot to celebrate this revolution. 161 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:57,996 We are celebrating you. 162 00:08:57,996 --> 00:09:00,082 Yes, but who am I? 163 00:09:00,082 --> 00:09:01,667 You are my best friend. 164 00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:06,797 Your best friend who is 25 revolutions and has nothing to show for it. 165 00:09:06,797 --> 00:09:08,966 No need to be so hard on yourself. 166 00:09:08,966 --> 00:09:12,469 Twenty-five revolutions is still a small amount of revolutions. 167 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,763 You have so many more revolutions ahead of you. 168 00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:18,642 I texted my lifegivers and they said it was a glomrock outage. 169 00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:21,228 They say it's not dangerous and we'll be moving soon. 170 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:22,729 They asked if you were creepy. 171 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:25,566 I said yes, but that it's your emergence day. 172 00:09:26,525 --> 00:09:29,361 They said, "Joyful emergence day." 173 00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:31,405 Both of them said it. 174 00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:33,323 - Gratitude. - We're not creepy. 175 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:44,418 Yes. Hello, dangle machine operator. 176 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:48,172 Lucky they had your number and knew we were stuck. What are the odds? 177 00:09:48,172 --> 00:09:51,008 Thanks for calling me for some reason. Weird. 178 00:09:51,008 --> 00:09:53,927 Yes, we are stuck in the air. What's that? 179 00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:57,848 Good. We will be moving soon. 180 00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,600 Sorry. I'll explain later. 181 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,268 Oh, my. Are you okay? 182 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:06,023 Should we all come to your rescue instead of spilling mild poison on your couch? 183 00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:07,691 Which couch? What mild poison? 184 00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:08,817 Wait, just-- 185 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:11,361 If beings start getting restless, can you make sure they don't leave? 186 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:14,573 I can't use force, but I'll call my friends. 187 00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:16,074 They always liven things up. 188 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:21,205 Where are you? It's joyful hour. 189 00:10:21,205 --> 00:10:22,956 When did joyful hour begin? 190 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,958 The day I retired. 191 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:27,628 The whole gang is here. 192 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:29,796 Great. Why don't you bring them all here? 193 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:32,591 There's a deception party for my super offspring. 194 00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:35,344 Send me the details. 195 00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:38,472 Joyful hour is on the move. 196 00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:40,098 Yeah. 197 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:44,478 What are you looking at? 198 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,813 My neighborhood, my apartment. 199 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,315 It all looks so small. 200 00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:51,902 Yes, that is because of distance. 201 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:55,989 By the time they were my age, my lifegivers traveled the planet. 202 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,407 Well, we know what they're like. 203 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:58,992 Their standards don't make sense. 204 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:01,745 I'm sorry they gave you such an obnoxious gift. 205 00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:04,665 I bet you accrue a normal amount of steps. 206 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:07,209 - Would you like to know? - Yeah, that's not necessary. 207 00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:13,757 Your current number of steps is 90% below the regional average. 208 00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:17,970 That can't be right. Look, you live there, 209 00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:20,264 and there is where you get your jitter liquid, 210 00:11:20,264 --> 00:11:23,100 and then back again. 211 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:25,519 I can fling your device from this gap in the window. 212 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,354 Thanks. That's okay. 213 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:30,107 It is a good reminder that I have nothing going for me. 214 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:32,442 When we get off this thing, 215 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:35,195 let's salvage the day with a quiet night back at my apartment. 216 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,947 Yes. Thank you. 217 00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:50,919 Are we moving? We're moving. 218 00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:52,045 Oh, thank orb. 219 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,381 Yes. 220 00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:04,057 Joyful emergence day. 221 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,894 This time from me, not just my lifegivers. 222 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:08,937 Turns out being stuck in a group dangle machine 223 00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,856 with two creeps isn't that bad after all. 224 00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:12,191 Gratitude. 225 00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:15,319 - Wait. That should not be your takeaway. - Stop calling us creeps. 226 00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:21,658 Finally, we made it to my apartment. 227 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,660 I think I'm just gonna go home. 228 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,954 Thank you for an eventful emergence day. 229 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:27,956 I think you should come in. 230 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,417 I appreciate you trying to make me feel better. 231 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:34,463 But it seems the orb is trying to tell me today isn't the day I become unstuck. 232 00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:36,256 But I got you fondue. 233 00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:37,883 Okay, fine. 234 00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:42,012 We deceived you! 235 00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:45,682 Hip, hip, tiny trash. 236 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:46,975 What's going on? 237 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:50,020 It's a deception party for your emergence day. 238 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,772 Deception! 239 00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:56,026 You all had me convinced that you did not care about me. 240 00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:58,070 - Hooray! - Then we succeeded. 241 00:12:58,070 --> 00:13:01,490 - I told you I was out of town for work. - That felt very possible. 242 00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:04,243 I told you last week that I was feeling sick. 243 00:13:04,243 --> 00:13:05,327 I sent you soup. 244 00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:07,371 I told you I broke my limb. 245 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:12,835 There was no reason to think that wasn't true. 246 00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:17,673 All this lack of caring is so thoughtful. Gratitude. 247 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:27,266 Let us clink mild poisons to acknowledge your special day. 248 00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:29,518 - Yeah! All right. - Festive. 249 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,897 Okay. I made this for you. 250 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:37,651 I invited them when your head was turned. I thought you'd find it funny. 251 00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:39,987 - Didn't think they'd come, though. - Wow. 252 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:44,116 It was a picture of me, but I zoomed in on you. 253 00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:46,743 This is very kind. 254 00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:50,914 I'm going to handpat this creature, because it's perfect. 255 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:56,128 Hey, I think you will like another surprise I have for you. 256 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,177 Super Lifegiver. 257 00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:06,263 Tiny trash. Hi, honey. 258 00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:10,767 I thought you forgot my emergence day. 259 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,979 Are you kidding me? My memory isn't that bad yet. 260 00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:15,731 I'm just a great deceiver. 261 00:14:15,731 --> 00:14:17,524 If you need me, I'll be putting out fires. 262 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,443 Hopefully, not literal ones. 263 00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:27,492 You seem a little down for someone having a big celebration. 264 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:30,329 I have no idea what I'm doing with my life. 265 00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:33,207 Can I share with you a little lesson I learned? 266 00:14:33,207 --> 00:14:34,291 Sure. 267 00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:37,252 The challenging moments in your life are just that. 268 00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:38,253 Challenging? 269 00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:39,880 Moments, sweetie. 270 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,965 They are moments in time that will pass, 271 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:44,426 and eventually you'll barely remember them. 272 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:45,969 The bad moments will pass. 273 00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:47,930 Even the good moments will pass. 274 00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:53,268 But everything you do and experience, that's what our existence is all about. 275 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,646 I just feel so stuck. 276 00:14:55,646 --> 00:14:58,732 Hey, you there. Have you ever felt stuck? 277 00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:02,402 Stuck? Well, sure. I've been stuck, many times. 278 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,821 I designed machinery for so long, 279 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:08,283 I started to believe I may be a machine myself. 280 00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:11,954 I was stuck in a job and felt like I lost a part of myself. 281 00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:14,331 I was stuck on an island once. 282 00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:19,044 Took folks a few days to discover that my ship was wrecked in a storm. 283 00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:22,756 Once I was stuck in a ship. A relationship. 284 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:28,345 When I feel stuck, I like to dance until I feel free again. 285 00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:31,849 Come on. Why don't we go slice up a floor covering? 286 00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:42,276 You are limbshaking. Go, go. 287 00:15:42,276 --> 00:15:46,238 Wave your hands in the air, without regard for what others are thinking. 288 00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:54,997 The giant sweet spiller. 289 00:15:55,539 --> 00:16:00,169 I figured we could destroy it to mend your broken blood pump metaphorically. 290 00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,713 You really are my best friend. 291 00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:09,428 They're tartnoggins. 292 00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:10,929 - Tartnoggins. - Grab me a perpcorn. 293 00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:15,642 I think you should look around this room at all these friends who love you 294 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,769 if you want to see how far you've come. 295 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:20,731 Still feeling stuck? 296 00:16:20,731 --> 00:16:24,151 The solidarity in this room makes me hopeful. 297 00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:25,986 Well, there you go. 298 00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:29,990 Anytime you need that hopeful feeling recharged, I'll be here. 299 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,411 Attention, beings. 300 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:39,249 I've been feeling down lately about my life circumstances. 301 00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:43,170 It led me to a spiral of mild to moderate despair. 302 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:49,134 Seeing your faces tonight was genuinely unexpected and unexpectedly inspiring. 303 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:52,095 I'd been pining for something unknown and intangible, 304 00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:56,391 but your presence reminded me that I've had all I've ever truly needed. 305 00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:58,685 Because of how supportive you've been, 306 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,187 I know that being honest with you 307 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:03,440 and sharing my true feelings will be received kindly. 308 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,901 This isn't a normal emergence day speech, I guess, 309 00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:10,696 but I just wanted to say how grateful I am for all of our friendships. 310 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,575 Thank you, from the bottom of my blood pump. 311 00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:18,454 Tiny fires. 312 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,832 Joyful emergence day, super offspring. 313 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,416 Gratitude. 314 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,461 And gratitude to you. 315 00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:26,588 No one could have thrown a better party. 316 00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:28,507 It's always great to hear that. 317 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:31,009 Please say it again. Like, five more times. 318 00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:33,929 Extinguish! Extinguish! 319 00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:39,518 Twenty-five revolutions. 320 00:17:39,518 --> 00:17:41,103 How are you feeling? 321 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,354 I'm doing great. 322 00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:44,398 Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 323 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,820 Blood pump rate increasing. 324 00:17:51,572 --> 00:17:53,490 You're really moving now. 325 00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:57,494 Good job. Blood pump rate rapidly increasing. 326 00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:58,996 I knew you could do it.