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從前，異類認為
不同動物間可以成為朋友

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我想和硬腳奔騰怪做朋友

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好借用牠的速度，刷牠的頸毛

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應該坐在牠身上

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牠可能會踢我

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那是奔馳的代價

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好，冷靜

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冷靜點，新朋友

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你很快會成為主要的交通工具

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-可是有些動物太兇惡
-你好，巨型震震獸

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要一起共居嗎？

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於是就選比較小隻的動物

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你好，小型震震獸

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要一起共居嗎？

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好好多

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其他動物太過刺手，像哎呀波

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應該早就估到

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或太臭，像臭屁炸彈狂

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天啊，辣眼睛

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但有些卻很適合當寵物

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像震震獸、乖乖獸

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垃圾鬚，甚至是慢行殼

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許多異類說動物是我們的最好朋友

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但牠們會真心愛我們嗎？
抑或只愛我們的零食？

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你舔到我的嘴巴裏了

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感謝你了

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這個星球微微側傾

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天天環繞星空

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每天尋覓人生意義

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可有誰會意

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人生在世

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好快歸西，速速穿起鞋靴

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樂悲勇畏隨處見

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好奇與怒火充斥崎嶇異星球

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越見越奇妙

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《奇妙異星球》

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（改編自尼芬W派爾叢書）

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（步步為營）

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但牠們會真心愛我們嗎？
抑或只愛我們的零食？

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我有時覺得當一隻動物更輕鬆

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不用刻意取悅別人

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有些動物只會不斷想取悅別人

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那做人做狗也一樣

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話時話，動物令我生畏

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常言道，做令自己生畏的事情才會成長

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像看著自己的嘴石掉下？

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我其實是指領養動物

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老實講，我覺得有隻室伴生物也不壞

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讓你愛錫牠

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我會愛錫植物，至少不會咬人
除非是某種吧

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能留意到你存在的生物？

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我寧願掉光嘴石

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而且震震獸會令我眼腫

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-感動到眼腫？
-是令我雙眼又痛又乾

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我好擔心你，總是那麼…點講呢？

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孤伶伶，動物會愛你

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我希望有異類能愛上真正的我

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而不是當一個餵零食給動物的異類

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慢慢來…手足，慢慢來

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你們好，照舊

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感謝，臭葉，上面不應該有…

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不，搞錯了，你平常都叫同樣的食品

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捲蓉餅、走臭葉、配哭蔥圈

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無錯

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-你講得無錯
-我幫你換份走臭葉的

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等待期間，給你，我自家種的毛汁果

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現在當造，特別多毛多汁

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我最鍾意食

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我們的生育者會把毛汁果切開
讓我們沾可可醬食

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聽落一定很怪雞

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不會，聽落好正，我也想試試

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不如今晚？我難得今晚有得放假

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恭喜？

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我是空嚎獸

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-喂
-聽我對天空嚎叫吧

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喂

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喂，你咬我

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豆豆，我有重要的工作要做

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可以遲些再玩嗎？

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你不讓我扮動物，至少讓我揀一隻吧

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不行…我們家暫時不能養動物

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幾時可以？我的圈齡已經有這麼長

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-好快
-但去年你也這樣說

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前幾年也是這樣說

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再前幾年你也是這樣說

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雖然呀，我對那時的記憶很模糊

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但你應該是有說過的

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我現在光是照顧你已經分身不暇

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終有一天，不會由你揀動物
而是牠選中你

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你保證？

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兩輪腳踏器下山會比較快嗎？

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應該吧，但我才六歲，你才知道

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我想到你可以玩甚麼了

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深海潛水？

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更好玩的

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掉垃圾

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垃圾

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嘩，你每天都來眼甘甘望住餐廳經理

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到終於有機會約佢，你卻僵住了

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好似凍飲喝太快，凍僵了一樣

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真是的，我對住佢完全思考不能

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佢是唯一令我心亂如麻的人

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既細心…又盡責

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佢手上的藝術紋身，應該非常有象徵性

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放心，終有一日會有異類揀你的，我保證

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又或者無，就算無也沒甚麼大不了

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來了，捲蓉餅、走臭葉，不好意思搞錯了

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不…你不用道歉

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對不起，搞到你不好意思

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慢用

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弊傢伙，有兩個侍應和一個廚師請病假

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他們似乎要用同一種音樂去做治療

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他們是不是請假去演唱會？

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不知道，但我要你頂埋夜更

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甚麼？我幾星期前就請好假

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我已經好耐無放假了

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我知道，你的豐富經驗和奉獻精神

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正正是餐廳所需

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那邊要食週年紀念晚餐的夫婦很喜歡你呢

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我的震震獸有哮喘

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我沒有請保姆幫牠服用肺汁吸入器

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我不想拋棄餐廳

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但我無得揀

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我可以去

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恕我冒昧插嘴，但我聽到你要人幫手

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我自己有用吸入器，我可以幫手

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對嘛，好極了，就這樣決定

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不，你不能去

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感謝你，但你無義務要照顧我的震震獸

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對，因為你有過敏

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吸入器長這樣？

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你同時對動物極之生畏

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對，原理一樣

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看嘛，有肺汁專家

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一下子就解決了兩個問題

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你連我家在哪裏也不知道

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他們會搵到

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你肯定？

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對，我未見過有我不喜歡的動物

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我最喜歡小動物了

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你可以信…

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你要揀我？

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這裏肯定是經理的屋企了

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我做得到…等陣，我要點做話？

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溫柔地放到動物的臉上

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按兩下，搞掂，成功為動物使用吸入器

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謝謝觀看，記得按認可掣

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接下來進入嘴石膏廣告時間

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嘴石膏

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有著甜美的薄荷味
特登設計到食落似食物

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但不要食落肚，除非你想
應該…想食也無妨

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無大礙嗎？你食幾多？

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-喂
-進行成點？

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嘩，這裏井井有條

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好，準備就緒

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帶了溫性毒水和可可片，等佢回家送給佢

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只要在佢返來之前，別讓動物死掉就行了

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別說了

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其實說說也無妨，對，提我別讓牠死

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你好，震震獸

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看看我們

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空氣對你有毒

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而你是對我有毒

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但我們依然可以做朋友

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麵團片不夠、麥條不夠
這些水果熟過頭了

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昨天明明未熟

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它只有20分鐘食用期限
否則就會由硬過石頭變爛到發臭

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二號枱有花生豆過敏

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十號枱要辣辣黃汁

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那位異類請這位異類飲溫性毒水

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真想睇他們發展

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一、二…

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祝你圈日快樂

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朋友，節慶氣泡毒水，店家請客

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慶祝你們結婚50圈

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-哎呀呀，真驚喜
-你們太有心了

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-但其實是意料之內
-慢用

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希望你們能感到賓至如歸

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每個異類都值得擁有，那我先…

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我們提前預訂的甜品

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是以前度蜜月期間吃過的

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-同一個
-不是真的同一個

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對，以前那個早就食完屙埋

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嘩，真溫馨，我幫你們跟進一下

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好靚

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-好耐無食過了
-非常特別

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-好期待
-不好意思

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像回到度蜜月那時

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像昨天一樣

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-但不是嘛
-對

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祝你圈日快樂

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你喜歡就最好

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不喜歡也只能深感抱歉

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這樣吧，雖然店裏很忙

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但我會確保蛋糕跟你們期待的一樣

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連小小事都處理不好，還算甚麼經理？

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-那太好了
-你太多事要處理了

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你該多休息

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等你有空，麻煩幫我們多上幾個麵團片

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有動物揀我

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隨便了，趁未有鄰居見到，快出來

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不，你看

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放開我

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我要摸摸牠以示友好

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不，摸那動物只會整傷自己

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我要繼續工作了

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但我希望牠能跟我們一起住

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牠不是室伴動物

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牠是野生動物，生人勿近，知嗎？

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我不接受，我會繼續嬲你

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嬲到你作進一步解釋為止

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有些動物適合在室內作伴

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像乖乖獸或震震獸

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00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:47,898
但牠是灰階指匪，只適合遠觀

215
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,400
不，任何動物也適合做室伴的

216
00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:54,029
不，對許多動物來說
野外就是牠們的棲息處

217
00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:57,407
誰說某些動物不能在室內飼養？

218
00:10:57,491 --> 00:11:00,702
幾百、幾千圈年前的異類

219
00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:02,412
以前的咆哮獸

220
00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:04,873
被人們馴服成乖乖獸了

221
00:11:04,957 --> 00:11:06,875
灰階指匪能馴服嗎？

222
00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:09,753
不行，況且我們剛買了新傢俬

223
00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:11,213
但他們點做到？

224
00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:13,632
點樣把咆哮獸馴服成室伴？

225
00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:17,302
可能是給動物餵食物
再讓牠們進行近親繁殖

226
00:11:17,386 --> 00:11:20,639
重複多個世代
直到動物的智商低到愛上我們

227
00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:23,433
這不是我想聽的解釋

228
00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:25,394
我知道，但現實就是這樣

229
00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:27,563
忠言逆耳，解釋不一定合耳

230
00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:29,189
我們返入屋吧

231
00:11:29,273 --> 00:11:31,441
但我喜歡牠有手指

232
00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:33,235
像會咆哮的小手足

233
00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:34,695
豆豆

234
00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:37,030
我們不能養灰階指匪

235
00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:40,742
不如這樣？我買一隻真正的室伴給你

236
00:11:40,826 --> 00:11:41,827
這樣你開心了吧？

237
00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,287
不，我只要牠

238
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:46,498
我是灰階指匪，我喜歡垃圾

239
00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:53,297
拜託，快出來

240
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,966
我有零食、玩具，要抓我皮膚都可以

241
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:59,011
我有貨幣，你有甚麼要求，我有求必應

242
00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:02,681
幫我、幫你、幫你主人

243
00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,183
這是三贏

244
00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:08,729
唏

245
00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:10,981
我不知要點講

246
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,108
等我估，震震獸躲起來了

247
00:12:13,192 --> 00:12:15,068
但牠馬上夠鐘吸入肺汁

248
00:12:15,152 --> 00:12:18,030
而你打給我求救
是因為你深深迷上了那個經理

249
00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:19,615
沒辦法正常思考

250
00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:22,534
詳細得驚人，卻沒有講錯半點

251
00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:25,537
-陣間見
-感謝，感激不盡

252
00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:27,873
真是的

253
00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:31,543
你一直在等我放棄？

254
00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:33,629
算了，我不想知，你不要動

255
00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:38,383
不要動，對，別動

256
00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:43,430
深呼吸，對了

257
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,309
好嘢，你不會死了，而且…

258
00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:51,230
哎呀，別打乞嚏，不要

259
00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:59,279
22號枱在菜兜入面搵到萬字夾

260
00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:01,698
我說那是代表好運當頭，可惜他們不信

261
00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:05,077
很喜歡你的那對夫婦準備好上甜品了

262
00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:11,750
那有違衛生準則，不過是但吧

263
00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:13,919
一切還好嗎？

264
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:15,963
很好，我只是要休息一下

265
00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:17,130
休息兩分鐘吧

266
00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:22,928
弊

267
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,138
嗨

268
00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:29,351
嗨，你聽落很開心，應該一切妥當？

269
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,019
對，一切妥當

270
00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:34,314
說真的，你這樣說我就放心了

271
00:13:34,398 --> 00:13:35,482
牠有乖乖用吸入器嗎？

272
00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:37,860
有，一點問題都沒有

273
00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:39,945
非常聽話

274
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:41,864
嘩，真犀利

275
00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:44,449
我通常要試好幾次才能讓牠乖乖坐定

276
00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:45,534
是嗎？

277
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:50,455
我實在感激不盡，我欠你一個人情了

278
00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:52,958
不，別這樣說，但想報答我都可以

279
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:58,088
不好意思，牠身上是不是有點紅色？

280
00:13:58,172 --> 00:13:59,548
甚麼？沒有

281
00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:01,717
肯定是你部機壞了

282
00:14:02,593 --> 00:14:03,927
一點紅色都沒有

283
00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:09,183
好，我會儘快回家，感謝你了

284
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:14,021
你識魔法就眨一次眼

285
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:20,110
可以點火未？

286
00:14:20,194 --> 00:14:21,195
-可以
-等陣

287
00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:23,906
蛋糕凹落去了

288
00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:26,992
照片裏是凸出來的，糖霜又搞錯晒

289
00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,327
不行，完全錯晒

290
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:29,828
已經很接近

291
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,205
這是他們的50週年紀念

292
00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:33,707
甜品師傅今天請了假病

293
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,751
陰公，佢肯定是耳塞了

294
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,377
講電話時音樂超大聲

295
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,714
把甜品師傅的帽遞給我

296
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,675
我只搵到副廚帽

297
00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:46,053
唯有用住先

298
00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:49,598
其實我不戴帽也能做

299
00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:51,725
只是覺得講出來好型

300
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,354
（動物收容所，室伴領養中心）

301
00:14:56,063 --> 00:15:00,526
你一定很期待可以自己揀室伴了

302
00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:02,945
這隻好軟熟

303
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:04,988
太震了

304
00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:07,115
望落幾可愛

305
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,786
牠不會震，可是會搖尾龍骨

306
00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:15,499
-太乖了
-是嗎？

307
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:20,462
牠色彩鮮艷，一點也不乖

308
00:15:20,546 --> 00:15:22,381
手指不夠

309
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:23,674
好吧

310
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,551
那些也有點似手指

311
00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:26,844
不夠垃圾

312
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:29,346
拜託，你究竟想要甚麼？

313
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:32,474
店裏有灰階指匪嗎？

314
00:15:32,558 --> 00:15:33,809
大概這麼高

315
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:37,062
有很多詭異的小手指，叫起來像這樣…

316
00:15:40,232 --> 00:15:43,277
牠們不適合被領養，野外才是牠們的家

317
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,487
那我只好加入牠們

318
00:15:45,571 --> 00:15:47,197
不…豆豆，小心呀

319
00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:57,875
我們有兩個鐘頭補鑊
否則佢以後都不會理我

320
00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:00,836
我也不想這樣說，但無計了
“我早知會搞成這樣

321
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:03,797
所以才會阻止你亂來”

322
00:16:03,881 --> 00:16:05,924
呃鬼，你根本在暗爽

323
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:07,217
正確

324
00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:10,846
我認為你應該打給佢，交代清楚

325
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:14,016
太遲了，我已經講太多大話

326
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:16,435
趕緊認真幫我把動物上的

327
00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:17,895
溫性毒水漬除去

328
00:16:19,313 --> 00:16:21,190
甚…你點做到？

329
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,778
你剛才這樣很危險，非常危險

330
00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:28,363
你留在房間裏好好休息

331
00:16:28,447 --> 00:16:31,450
你行出房半步
我們就不養室伴了，知道未？

332
00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:52,387
這裏有一大堆垃圾

333
00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,853
這裏有沒有礦物粉或氣泡液？

334
00:16:59,937 --> 00:17:01,813
我只見大洋礦晶和泡泡液

335
00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:05,817
不…搞乜…

336
00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:17,287
不如把溫性白毒水倒在溫性紅毒水上

337
00:17:17,371 --> 00:17:18,539
把兩者中和？

338
00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:19,623
乜話？

339
00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:29,091
將平底鍋傾斜放在火上，搞掂

340
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:40,894
你過來了，你要揀我，來

341
00:17:42,521 --> 00:17:45,482
等陣，不，我有其他零食，等陣…

342
00:17:45,566 --> 00:17:48,861
毒水漬點解會越洗越大？

343
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:53,031
我放棄，我又要搬屋了，我不想再搬屋

344
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:56,451
或者我可以偽裝？我可以戴頂帽

345
00:17:56,535 --> 00:17:58,245
我頭太細不適合戴帽

346
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,999
手足，你要冷靜

347
00:18:04,877 --> 00:18:06,128
辦不到

348
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:09,798
每個異類都知，人生不如意事十常八九

349
00:18:09,882 --> 00:18:12,968
你鍾意佢就應該講真話

350
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:15,137
一段關係不能從欺騙開始

351
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,472
關係？佢不會想和我有關係

352
00:18:17,556 --> 00:18:21,101
因為我把溫性毒水都倒在佢的愛伴身上了

353
00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:22,936
佢會叫我走，把我列入餐廳黑名單

354
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,521
以後只能去更好的餐廳

355
00:18:24,605 --> 00:18:25,647
飲好飲的醒神液

356
00:18:25,731 --> 00:18:27,107
你想贏得經理的芳心

357
00:18:27,191 --> 00:18:30,903
就似異類想用零食贏得動物芳心
凡事不能勉強

358
00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:33,989
你要做自己
否則不會知道這段關係是否真實

359
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:37,367
像是…過來擁抱，這是真實的

360
00:18:37,451 --> 00:18:39,786
好…攬夠了

361
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:42,956
你講得無錯，這種事果然要靠手足給意見

362
00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:48,086
唏，放低，那可可片不屬於你

363
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:50,547
拿去，動物間應該沒有財產權這回事

364
00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:15,948
偷東西是不對的，你食可可片只會食到病

365
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,034
（甜片，動物可食用）

366
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:20,118
（動物偷食也不怕）

367
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:21,703
-好吧
-好了

368
00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:24,164
我們起碼幫震震獸沖個涼吧

369
00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:36,260
天啊

370
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,427
慶祝的火光

371
00:19:37,511 --> 00:19:40,222
我知…真的很抱歉

372
00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:41,682
-抱歉？
-甚麼事？

373
00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:43,225
蛋糕遲上枱，又不夠完美

374
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:45,394
糖霜不斷滴下，錯誤分配…

375
00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:46,645
哎呀

376
00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:49,731
靚女，著火了

377
00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:02,911
-你點知道？
-知道甚麼？

378
00:20:02,995 --> 00:20:05,080
-我們度蜜月時…
-大家都教你

379
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:08,584
-要點做才會幸福美滿
-做這些、做那些…好…

380
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:11,170
-於是我們去了一個小島
-也不算小

381
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,630
-有各種安排
-期望超高

382
00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:14,631
最後卻下雨了

383
00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:17,176
落著傾盆大雨

384
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:18,677
就像灑水器那樣

385
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,804
但知道我們為何能一起到老嗎？

386
00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:22,389
你們會有後備計劃？

387
00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:25,392
-我們不再害怕
-怕別人的期望

388
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:26,476
放棄盡善盡美

389
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:29,146
完美的氛圍下，任何人也會輕易墮入愛河

390
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,981
-但那是毫無意義的
-也不是

391
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:32,608
但在雨中尋獲愛

392
00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:34,776
-在灑水器下
-在混亂之中

393
00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:36,153
亂成一團

394
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,864
不用嘗試取悅旁人的愛

395
00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:40,991
那才是真愛

396
00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:46,330
太優美了

397
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,665
但這邊還是需要整理一下

398
00:20:48,749 --> 00:20:51,084
有空幫我拎幾塊麵團片來

399
00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:54,838
今晚做得真好，你一如以往幫大忙了

400
00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:56,548
你今晚就先回家吧

401
00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:59,593
-我仲有十分鐘就放工
-不用謝

402
00:21:02,179 --> 00:21:05,933
牠揀了鄰居，不揀我
牠以後也不會做我的…

403
00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:07,726
室伴

404
00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:12,606
你喜歡可可片？
我有可可片，等等…我下來找你

405
00:21:17,611 --> 00:21:22,824
我有可可片，做我的室伴好嗎？
你願意做我的室伴…

406
00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:25,410
唏，小朋友，小心點

407
00:21:25,494 --> 00:21:27,538
那是野生動物，不會喜歡吃可可片

408
00:21:27,621 --> 00:21:30,332
不…牠是我的新室伴，你看，牠很可愛的

409
00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:33,752
讓我來，牠們真的很可愛

410
00:21:33,836 --> 00:21:35,754
-每隻都很可愛
-每隻？

411
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:40,634
-牠有一個家庭
-對，你不知道嗎？

412
00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:43,762
我…一心想灰階指匪成為我的室伴

413
00:21:43,846 --> 00:21:47,140
但牠原來已經有伴

414
00:21:47,224 --> 00:21:50,894
搵到你了，小朋友，你今次大鑊了

415
00:21:50,978 --> 00:21:54,356
我知道了，浣匪熊不能當我的室伴

416
00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:57,442
但我可以在外面跟牠做朋友

417
00:21:57,526 --> 00:22:00,529
我…對，沒錯

418
00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:05,284
真乖，沒有強行違背自然

419
00:22:05,868 --> 00:22:07,452
順其自然最美好，對吧？

420
00:22:07,536 --> 00:22:10,789
我也不知道
我才六歲，一時間太多東西要學了

421
00:22:10,873 --> 00:22:14,126
我有一位室伴很想介紹給你認識

422
00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:16,837
你想的話，還可以讓你幫牠服用肺汁

423
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,505
等陣，乜汁話？

424
00:22:18,589 --> 00:22:20,424
-點算？
-你好

425
00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:23,802
我是說…哈，你好呀

426
00:22:24,887 --> 00:22:29,099
我…要在你見到震震獸之前講你知

427
00:22:30,726 --> 00:22:34,271
我知道…牠染成粉紅色了，對不起

428
00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:39,943
可是…好，坦誠，做自己

429
00:22:40,027 --> 00:22:42,905
我帶了一些溫性毒水
打算今晚和你一齊享用

430
00:22:42,988 --> 00:22:45,407
結果不小心倒在你的動物上了

431
00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:47,826
有隻飢不擇食的灰階指匪闖入了你家

432
00:22:47,910 --> 00:22:50,329
吃掉了我打算送給你的可可片

433
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:52,748
之後我在浴室裏嘗試把稀釋貓毛上的毒水

434
00:22:52,831 --> 00:22:55,375
亦有打算逃離異堡，或至少戴帽偽裝

435
00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:57,211
完全亂成一團

436
00:22:59,046 --> 00:23:00,047
亂成一團

437
00:23:00,881 --> 00:23:02,382
對，非常混亂

438
00:23:03,091 --> 00:23:06,011
有時混亂也有美好的一面

439
00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:09,473
真是又靚又奇妙

440
00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:10,933
雖然有點怪雞

441
00:23:11,016 --> 00:23:13,143
但似足你

442
00:23:13,644 --> 00:23:18,398
我其實不懂得和動物相處
我…只希望你鍾意我

443
00:23:18,482 --> 00:23:21,777
-但你有幫牠服用肺汁吧？
-有

444
00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:23,487
-牠還活著嗎？
-當然

445
00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:24,947
那我就很感激你了

446
00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:28,951
我本來一心想放假，但如果我沒有頂夜更

447
00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:31,787
我回到家就不會多了一隻靚靚粉紅動物

448
00:23:31,870 --> 00:23:35,165
不會給一對老夫老妻端上識著火的蛋糕

449
00:23:35,249 --> 00:23:37,751
也不會在這裏跟你聊天

450
00:23:38,502 --> 00:23:41,463
也許凡事皆有因

451
00:23:42,172 --> 00:23:43,549
我還把你家廁所整塞了

452
00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:47,427
你覺得動物會真心愛我們嗎？

453
00:23:47,928 --> 00:23:51,223
我知道對動物或異類所謂的愛

454
00:23:51,306 --> 00:23:53,308
只是化學反應和體內結構

455
00:23:53,392 --> 00:23:54,643
我覺得會

456
00:23:54,726 --> 00:23:58,939
雖然不知牠們的內心，但當中必定有愛

457
00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:01,233
餵零食或者可以令牠們更愛我們

458
00:24:01,316 --> 00:24:02,568
但那也是人之常情

459
00:24:02,651 --> 00:24:05,237
許多異類也會基於類似的原因相愛

460
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,197
人無完美

461
00:24:07,781 --> 00:24:09,032
也許這就是關鍵吧

462
00:24:10,158 --> 00:24:12,536
我們可能都有著不完美或怪雞的地方

463
00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:14,997
但牠們會愛著真正的我們

464
00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:18,917
因此，我們也能從動物身上
學到如何愛其他人

465
00:24:19,001 --> 00:24:20,460
你隨口就講出這麼動人的話？

466
00:24:20,544 --> 00:24:22,796
這是我生育者貼在廚房的金句

467
00:24:23,922 --> 00:24:24,923
金句來說都幾長

468
00:24:27,718 --> 00:24:31,555
下次一齊食毛汁果配可可醬？

469
00:24:32,556 --> 00:24:33,557
下次？

470
00:24:34,057 --> 00:24:36,643
好，一言為定

471
00:24:39,980 --> 00:24:42,941
唏，感覺我做了電燈膽

472
00:24:43,025 --> 00:24:45,652
想我回來幫手清潔，隨時話我知

473
00:24:46,695 --> 00:24:47,696
好，拜拜

474
00:25:38,497 --> 00:25:40,499
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