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這個星球微微側傾

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天天環繞星空

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每天尋覓人生意義

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可有誰會意

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人生在世

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好快歸西，速速穿起鞋靴

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樂悲勇畏隨處見

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好奇與怒火充斥崎嶇異星球

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越見越奇妙

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《奇妙異星球》

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（改編自尼芬W派爾叢書）

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很久以前
我們的物種認為活在空中更舒適

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你好像不是很舒適

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因為我不在空中

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因此，我們升空了

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乘坐初代飛行器的乘客只會有兩種情感

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我會死、我不會死

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飛行器經過發展
體積更大，滯空時間更長

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乘客的情感得以擴張

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我永遠不會死

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我想吃點小零食

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於是我們變得更擅長飛行

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揀果汁可以令我不怕死

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好想坐窗口位

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現今的飛行器能夠停留在空中

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並坐滿像你一樣的異類，體驗多種情感

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包括優柔寡斷、妒忌，甚至是靈機一觸

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請注意，飛行器的設計是要保持完整

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即使因緊急事故跌落水面

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假如閣下坐在危險行列

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你必須幫忙把機器拆解

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你會有更廣闊的腿部空間作補償

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請參閱前方座椅袋的危險清單

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了解如何避免死亡

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這些安全守則能確保乘坐航班期間舒適

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且無人傷亡

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請好好享受舒適飛行體驗
及偏高的生存率

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（實際航空，把你實際帶到目的地）

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對，麻煩坐入去，謝謝

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麻煩幫我執

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無位了

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舒適專員即將推車走遍整個飛行器

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並把小零食丟到閣下的枱仔

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-小零食？
-好細包

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有溫性毒水嗎？

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有，但你要證明自己活得夠久

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（圈齡，長度：成年）

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是我沒錯

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你們要去睇悲地音樂節嗎？

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你點知？

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我在你手臂上看到我最喜歡的樂隊

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（悲感四人組）

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嘩，全都紋上手了

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我們第14次一起去看悲感四人組了

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他們的旋律悲到爆炸

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對，我們悲傷時就聽他們的歌

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加劇我們的悲傷，然後就很開心

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上面有個按鈕，你覺得不適的時候可以撳

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慢用

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（不適）

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我有各種不適

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由最不適之處講起

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我肚餓

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多包小零食

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零食會令我口渴

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我好凍

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冷氣朝著你噴，你可以減少出風量

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我喜歡冷氣，但又不想凍

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服務如何？

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還有一點令我很不適

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星光太耀眼，我沒辦法越過旁邊的異類…

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你真是出色的飛行器舒適專員

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感謝稱讚

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撞杯

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敬又一次飛行順利

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這份工作充滿挑戰，同時獲益良多

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-我們面對的挑戰更大
-甚麼？

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-你最識安撫客人
-你同樣了得

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謝謝，唏，你成功安撫我了

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職責所在

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大家一樣勁

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而你從沒試過被總公司召見

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你被總公司召見了

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（異力資源部）

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抱歉

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你肯定覺得我對於用筆的念頭搖擺不定了

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我不懂你意思

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撳筆，它是一種無意識的行為

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現在不是了

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所以我停下來了

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恭喜

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以下是你被召見的原因

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數據顯示你把職責處理得非常妥當

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我們決定獎你履行更多職責

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（升級）

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你要更換領巾顏色，以示你的新職位

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你現在是航空舒適專員專員

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可想然之，領巾的功能不會有變

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領巾其實有甚麼功能？

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除非你條頸凍，否則無任何作用

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我每天都有坐你的群體滾動器

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我怕你不認得我，我今天換了領巾

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你升職了？在飛行器上？

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對，我本來是舒適專員

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現在升職為舒適專員專員了

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恭喜

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你像我一樣是載具上的波士了

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有忠告嗎？

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我一直跟新入職的群體滾動器操作員說

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“緊記，你同時是一位乘客

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如果滾動得不順暢
大家會有同樣的感覺”

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我故意開過去做示範的

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我也感受到顛簸

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我們情感一致

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-是，好
-犀利

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嘢，好極

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真是美好的一天

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是我的飲歌

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別理其他人的愛好
開大聲讓所有人都聽到吧

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（悲感四人組）

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我自覺被群體滾動器重壓著

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可能是因為愛、或是食物中毒

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我向來最怕就是失去你

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我的舒適方塊滿是餅碎

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-更滿是淚水
-淚水

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有餅碎、有淚水，餅碎總是濕漉漉

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-都被淚水浸濕
-淚水

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在休息軟塊上食餅

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盼能在落淚時能得到一絲安慰

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謝謝，悲地音樂節

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我們是悲感四人組

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我是小孤獨、他是玻璃心

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彈鍵手，耿耿於懷

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我是阿鼓

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阿鼓…

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多謝你們的支持

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我們已經唱完所有歌了

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返歸吧

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（表演結束，多謝）

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扮晒蟹…

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（扮蟹，再來幾首）

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被你們識穿了，我們還有幾首未唱

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（早就知）

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一、二、三，放聲大喊

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昨晚班異類好正

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超正

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各位，我有事要跟你們談

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我有一個好消息、一個壞消息

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先講壞消息吧

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因此我沒辦法繼續留在樂隊

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看來好消息有關鍵性的前文

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我遇上愛情了

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我前度？

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當然不是，我不會重色輕友

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我們是青梅竹馬，最近再次相遇

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假如我上台跟歌迷說我是小孤獨

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他們會知道我是扮晒蟹

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我的新戀情

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令我不想繼續演奏模擬悲傷的樂曲了

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我明白這個消息會引起非模擬的真實悲傷

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我們會想念你

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你開心就好

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也有好處，例如說
樂隊終於可以準時開騷

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難道我很不守時嗎？

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你只是很難預測

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至今仍是，例如說

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大家食交叉餅食到一半，你突然話要離隊

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對不起，我不懂得告別

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我祝你們前程錦繡，幸福美滿

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我會想念你們

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我沒有帶早餐用的貨幣

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我們夠了

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可惜佢嫌不夠

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（明星八卦）

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悲感三人組？

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據報，悲感四人組的主唱

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跟一位神秘異類碰嘴

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碰嘴碰得很舒服

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令主唱決定離開樂隊，專心碰嘴

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悲地音樂節的歌迷如預期般失落

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能分享你糟糕的心情嗎？

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我們十分難過

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我們的感情是建基於他們的音樂

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我不知道該如何繼續戀情了

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-你不知？
-難道你知？

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我認為星球會馬照跑、舞照跳

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雖然難過，但我們遲早會搵到新樂隊追捧

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會嗎？點搵？

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聽新的音樂

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我們手臂都紋上他們了

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儘管大家很好奇這對情侶的後續發展

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我們暫時給他們一些空間來解決糾紛

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我們要不要解決糾紛？

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甚麼糾紛？

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把我們聯繫的音樂已經不復存在

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你不會在意嗎？

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外面的音樂何其多

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本週我生育者家附近有平庸音樂節

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我們可以過去找新樂隊

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我不想找新樂隊

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你搞到我好頭痛

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樂隊散夥必定另有內情

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請問兩位有不適嗎？

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有

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我可以要個舒適方塊嗎？

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很抱歉，舒適方塊只會在起飛時派發

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小零食？

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好

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你要的舒適方塊

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感謝

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我們私下傾

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你應該為客人提供舒適方塊

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是，我不想派到缺貨

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我傾向派得就派

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舒適度滿滿

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感謝指教

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你舒適嗎？

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-非常舒適
-即是乘客有不適

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乘客有不適…

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-識自己撳…
-他們有不適先會撳

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我們要避免乘客有任何不適
及早杜絕不適

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感謝指教

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攰死

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嗨，照平時一樣要溫性毒水

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00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:46,665
你要在這裏飲溫性毒水？

226
00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:47,749
我們平常也是

227
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,711
我們通常會在這裏呻苦

228
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而我就是你要呻的苦

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正確

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你這樣也能聽見

231
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這樣分開坐有何意義？

232
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合理

233
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:14,359
不小心撞到，對不起，圓枱，是我錯

234
00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:17,279
哎呀，撞到角落頭

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00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:22,159
移過少少，坐在這裏

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00:12:23,202 --> 00:12:24,870
好極…

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00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:34,713
樂隊拆夥，不代表我們要分手

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00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:37,966
也許樂隊拆夥令我們重新思考人生

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00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,678
我暫時搬返生育者屋企住

240
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順便可以帶些腳襪回去洗

241
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,732
我想留著那些紀念飲料圓柱體

242
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:58,737
你總是喜歡這個圓柱體
還喜歡用它來裝飲料

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00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:13,752
一個巴掌拍不響，你看看這兩個配搭

244
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,754
它們是絕配

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同意，拆散它們實在太可惜了

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00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:22,386
它看起來垂頭喪氣

247
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:28,183
黯然喪失樂隊成員

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00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:31,895
面對朋友只能說聲恭喜

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00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:36,108
難過亦要戥對方高興

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三缺一，點樣算

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00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:42,364
三缺一，差到爆

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悲感樂隊，你們好，順利嗎？

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不確定

254
00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:49,079
有好消息

255
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,373
外面有200個異類在慶祝

256
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,625
他們是悲感四人組的歌迷

257
00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:56,128
希望邀請你們進行演出

258
00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:59,381
我們希望先靠自己努力，寫幾首新歌

259
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:02,217
剛才試完，不是衰到貼地嗎？

260
00:14:02,301 --> 00:14:03,385
豈能放棄

261
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:06,221
只是沒辦法即時創造出優美的樂曲而已

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00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:11,476
等等，這種情感夾雜憤怒和焦慮

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00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:14,062
這就是寫新曲需要的東西

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00:14:14,146 --> 00:14:15,689
聽落不錯？

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00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:18,525
對，利用這種情感，一、二、三，開始

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00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:22,613
我們像兩輪腳踏器般被拆散

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00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:26,491
四輪中三缺一

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00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:32,998
唏，新工作如何？

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00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:36,418
我自己的舒適一向都是靠令身邊人舒適

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00:14:36,502 --> 00:14:40,422
但現在卻令朋友不適

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要安撫人，先要安撫自己

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00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,636
你有試過尖叫嗎？

273
00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:48,180
我的職責是防止有人尖叫

274
00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:50,474
現在試試

275
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:55,187
我豈能在你的群體滾動器上尖叫

276
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,571
來嘛，試試看

277
00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:07,449
大家不用擔心，發洩情緒而已

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-好呀
-無問題

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試試看

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00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,040
你可以叫得更好

281
00:15:18,544 --> 00:15:22,005
負面的情緒

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看吧？感覺如何？

283
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:31,515
我覺得比起舒適專員，我更適合做乘客

284
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:33,225
別太自責

285
00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:35,102
尖叫是熟能生巧的

286
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像…打鼓

287
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:44,862
不，我的裂縫會否開始顯現？

288
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:50,659
我的悲傷會否滿瀉？

289
00:15:52,411 --> 00:15:56,832
美好舊日是否已經不再？

290
00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,459
（一人票，悲感四人組）

291
00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:02,629
未來前路是否滿佈悲傷？

292
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:08,135
幸福美滿是否離我遠去？

293
00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:13,140
我們會否還有明天？

294
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:17,561
我是否已經江郎才盡？

295
00:16:18,896 --> 00:16:22,441
是，我們準備好放棄了

296
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:26,862
真是個好消息，至少對我來說
對你們應該也算好消息

297
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:29,323
悲感樂隊要繼續巡迴了

298
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:30,991
要到哪裏表演？

299
00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:32,701
非常遙遠的地方

300
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:36,121
遠得光是旅費就已經超過你們的出場費了

301
00:16:36,205 --> 00:16:37,873
我們演出不是為賺錢

302
00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:40,667
代表我們都做得十分出色

303
00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:47,799
悲感四人組

304
00:16:47,883 --> 00:16:50,010
我最喜歡你們創作的悲傷樂曲

305
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:54,139
我們現在是悲感三人組
無法再為你帶來快感了

306
00:16:54,223 --> 00:16:56,975
真是令人困惑又遺憾，要舒適方塊嗎？

307
00:16:57,059 --> 00:17:00,354
幾多方塊都無法令我們舒適

308
00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:04,691
那時候真開心

309
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,359
我也很喜歡

310
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,948
不必我每次靠近，你們都立即改變態度

311
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:13,282
我們接受你的建議，但我們有自己的做法

312
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:16,954
我以前明明很快樂
同時能令身邊的人快樂

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00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:19,830
升職令一切都變樣了

314
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,041
我們同意

315
00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:24,545
輕微亂流

316
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:26,128
先確保乘客舒適

317
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:27,964
需要舒適方塊嗎？

318
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:30,259
-飛行器要解體嗎？
-不是

319
00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:32,010
假如是，你會告訴我們嗎？

320
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:33,679
我們是負責令閣下舒適的

321
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:36,723
回應得不清不楚，我可以把它視為壞消息

322
00:17:36,807 --> 00:17:39,351
我目前沒有欺騙任何人
我要為其他乘客服務了

323
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:40,269
謝謝

324
00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:42,354
飛行器的一般運作

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包括多次的高度升降

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00:17:45,274 --> 00:17:49,778
但飛行器應該到達目的地才會下降

327
00:17:49,862 --> 00:17:52,573
-有目標地緩緩下降
-正確

328
00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:54,908
現在點解會急速下降？

329
00:17:54,992 --> 00:17:59,997
-只是偶然
-飛行器不聽使喚了

330
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,748
假如有機會構成死亡

331
00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:03,959
我們就不會派發飲料和小食了

332
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,587
舒適專員，請停止派發所有飲料及零食

333
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:08,505
並把自己綁在牆邊

334
00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:10,716
-我馬上回來
-弊傢伙了

335
00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:15,137
-我們在盡力安撫乘客
-你們已經完成任務

336
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:18,015
他們擺明是航空史上最不適的乘客

337
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,892
到你們放鬆了

338
00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:23,270
綁好安全帶，你們做得夠好了

339
00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:24,855
你是想令我們舒適嗎？

340
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:27,691
要是我擅長欺騙，我們應該還是朋友吧？

341
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:40,454
各位乘客，我是舒適專員專員

342
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:43,874
我負責監管飛行器上所有人的舒適度

343
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,501
期望你成功

344
00:18:45,584 --> 00:18:46,793
我也希望能成功

345
00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:49,004
這段說話聽落很令人不安

346
00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:50,547
真諷刺

347
00:18:50,631 --> 00:18:52,508
-算諷刺嗎？
-我不敢說

348
00:18:52,591 --> 00:18:53,800
我們也有難處

349
00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:57,679
忠言逆耳，有時要安撫人
就必須講幾句大話

350
00:18:57,763 --> 00:19:00,974
例如我覺得你們曾經是世上最正的樂隊

351
00:19:01,058 --> 00:19:03,185
-“曾經”？
-抱歉，我應該慎選用詞

352
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:05,771
我熱愛工作，亦向來做得好好

353
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:08,190
因為我擅於忍受不安情緒

354
00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:10,442
但實在不建議

355
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:14,488
好

356
00:19:15,239 --> 00:19:19,201
我現在非常不安

357
00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:21,912
飛行器失控

358
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:25,874
我可以請大家和我一起掩藏不安

359
00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:28,168
又或者一起分享這份不安

360
00:19:28,252 --> 00:19:32,840
因為無論任何事，我們也需要一起面對

361
00:19:32,923 --> 00:19:38,136
我提議大家放聲尖叫

362
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:42,599
不，有助安撫情緒的

363
00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:44,309
來，我帶頭

364
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:49,565
你們試試

365
00:19:51,108 --> 00:19:55,487
我認為大家可以做得更好
大家心底裏都很害怕

366
00:19:55,571 --> 00:19:59,408
試想像你的人生要完結了

367
00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:03,036
想想你後悔的事情，然後放聲尖叫

368
00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:10,669
我對前排幾位的表現非常失望

369
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:14,339
他們應該是表達情感的行家

370
00:20:14,423 --> 00:20:17,259
聽聽他們的恐懼，非常可悲

371
00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:18,927
放聲尖叫

372
00:20:20,846 --> 00:20:23,473
對了…那是甚麼？

373
00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:26,685
你們攜帶的樂器是裝飾嗎？
還是另有功用？

374
00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:28,228
表現真本色

375
00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:34,109
我不想死

376
00:20:34,193 --> 00:20:37,029
血泵急速跳動，準備一炮而紅

377
00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:38,363
躊躇跌倒確實可怕

378
00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:40,616
但最慘莫過於浪費才能

379
00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:42,826
我深信自己的才能

380
00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:45,162
我希望能腳踏實地

381
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:48,165
放聲表達以觸動內心情感

382
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:52,336
只因至高無上的舒適，便是滿足自己所需

383
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,546
感覺到存在受威脅

384
00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:57,090
恐懼當前，人人放聲尖叫

385
00:20:57,174 --> 00:20:59,676
但還是先不要死死聲

386
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:00,677
我要生存

387
00:21:00,761 --> 00:21:03,597
-我要儘量長命
-生存

388
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,642
-我要儘量長命
-生存

389
00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:11,522
我要儘量長命

390
00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:12,731
生存

391
00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:15,234
-我要儘量長命
-生存

392
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:18,362
-我要儘量長命
-生存

393
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:23,200
我要儘量長命

394
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:24,326
生存

395
00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:28,539
（安全腰帶）

396
00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:32,543
沒有死

397
00:21:32,626 --> 00:21:35,170
舒適專員可以解開帶扣

398
00:21:35,254 --> 00:21:36,797
派發溫性毒水了

399
00:21:38,048 --> 00:21:40,759
算吧，任乘客挑選吧

400
00:21:40,843 --> 00:21:41,844
落機後…

401
00:21:41,927 --> 00:21:44,012
我們想和你飲杯溫性毒水

402
00:21:44,638 --> 00:21:45,973
我期待著

403
00:21:46,807 --> 00:21:49,142
-我要生存
-我要儘量長命

404
00:21:49,226 --> 00:21:52,437
以前是區內排名第一的金曲《我不想死》

405
00:21:52,521 --> 00:21:55,065
坐在旁邊的是改名過後的音樂創作團隊

406
00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:56,984
悲感無極限

407
00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:58,986
幾位，點解要改名？

408
00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:00,946
當時有67位乘客

409
00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:03,323
和我們一起在飛行器上創作新曲

410
00:22:03,407 --> 00:22:06,994
而我們意識到情感不只幾種
現在至少有67種

411
00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:10,414
你講乜都不重要，因為我要開大聲了

412
00:22:20,132 --> 00:22:21,216
你好

413
00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:24,761
你好，平庸音樂節點呀？

414
00:22:24,845 --> 00:22:26,221
普普通通

415
00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:31,143
我很想享受其中，可惜沒有你在身邊

416
00:22:31,727 --> 00:22:33,562
我也想陪在你身邊

417
00:22:35,898 --> 00:22:37,774
音樂節是每年一度嗎？

418
00:22:38,317 --> 00:22:39,818
我們一起去看吧

419
00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:53,475
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