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(DRUM ROLL)

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

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(UP-BEAT MUSIC)

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(MEXICAN STAND-OFF MUSIC)

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(WHEELS CREAK)

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Nice plates, eh?

7
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What happened to Wog Boy?

8
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Sold them. How do you know
about those?

9
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How do you reckon, Malaka?

10
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Hey. We doing this or what?

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(WHEELS CREAK)

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You got balls, mate.

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(MEXICAN STAND-OFF MUSIC
CONTINUES)

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Sure have, mate.

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(MEXICAN STAND-OFF MUSIC
CONTINUES)

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(ENGINE REVS)

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(ENGINE PUTTERS)

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(FEARFUL GASP)

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(ENGINE REVS LOUDLY)

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(ENGINE PUTTERS)

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Awesome.
They're gonna have a drag race.

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Make sure we get it all.

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(TYRES SCREECH)
(ROAR)

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(CHAIN JINGLES)

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(ENGINE REVS AND TYRES SCREECH)

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(LAUGHS)

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(TYRES SCREECH AND ENGINES
ROAR)

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(GASPING)

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Japanese hybrid piece of shit.

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I'm sorry. No offence.

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Konichiwa.

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(UP-BEAT MUSIC)

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Hey. You free, farken?
Yeah, sure, mate.

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Hey, you know, you remind me of
someone

35
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I haven't seen in a long time.

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Who, farken?
Tony Yugoslav.

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That's my cousin, farken.
No way!

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What for your name, farken?

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Steve Karamitsis.

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Hey! I know you.
(LAUGHS)

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You're the Wog Boy, farken.
(LAUGHS)

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My cousin, he tell me many
stories.

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How is he?
Ahh, he go back to Serbia.

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He buy chicken farm, farken.

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Yeah, of course he did.

46
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And what's your name, mate?
Tony, farken.

47
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No shit.
Yes, shit.

48
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We are all Tony - my cousin,
my cousin's cousin,

49
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and my other cousin, farken.

50
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But Steve, this my wife,
Dragana.

51
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Hello, farken.

52
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My sons, Tony and Tony.

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BOTH: Hello, farken.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

54
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Steve, you have family?

55
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No. I'm single, Tony.

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BOTH: Oh!

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Steve, this is no good.

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Man without family is nothing,
farken.

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(LAUGHS)

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Everything OK?

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Ahh, yeah.

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My wife, she say you are good
man

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and one day you will find
wife, farken.

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(BOTH LAUGH)
OK.

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Let me get the door
for you, huh?

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There you go. Come on through.

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BOTH: Thank you, farken.

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There you go. Good. Alright. OK.

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And where are we going today,
Tony?

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Train station.

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I am Protective Services
Officer, farken.

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Oh, top job. How did you get
that?

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My cousin Tony, he works for
government, farken.

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(LAUGHS)

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Steve, you give me number,
we talk later.

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But now I late for work.
Let's go, farken.

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Yeah, you got it, farken. There
you go. Jump on in.

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Yeah. All good.

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(ENGINE STARTS)
STEVE: Here we go.

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(UP-BEAT MUSIC)

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(MUSIC ENDS)

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(CAR APPROACHES OUTSIDE)

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(ENGINE IDLES)

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MAN: Who is this guy?

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A has-been who was famous
for 5 minutes

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about 20 years ago.

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And I'm going to destroy
what's left

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of his pathetic life.

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(WHISPERS)
He's coming.

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ALL: Surprise!

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(SING A HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG)

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Happy birthday, Steve!

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ALL: Happy birthday, Steve.
Happy Birthday

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Blow out the candle and don't
forget to make a wish.

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(CHEERING)

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(CHANTING)
Speech, speech, speech!

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Thanks, guys. This is great.
Thank you so much.

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And Jagveer,

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thank you for that Punjabi
birthday song, mate.

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Just like you it was fully sick.

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(LAUGHTER)

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Hey! Where are we at
for birthday drinks, huh?

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The beers and papadums are on
me.

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Steve, I have to go

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and pick up my son from soccer
practice

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but you guys have fun.

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I'll see you tomorrow.
OK, mate.

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Bye.

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Well, it looks like it's just
you and me, Pardeep. Hey?

110
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Sorry, Steve, today is
Baisakhi,

111
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the harvest festival
of Punjab.

112
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Hey, you should come.

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The famous Indian rapper, 50
Rupee, will be there.

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Have you heard of him?

115
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Hey you know what, mate,
I just remembered.

116
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My family's doing something for
me tonight, you know?

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Yeah, sorry, mate, we'll do it
some other time, huh?

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Thanks for everything, guys.
See you soon.

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Yeah, Steve.
OK, Steve.

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(RHYTHMIC MUSIC)

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Hey Steve! Come here, look,
look.

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That's the best farken tomatoes
you're ever gonna find in your
life.

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Did you get the rent?

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Ah, rent.

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Hey, Steve, you pay...
(WHISTLES) cash?

126
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Yeah, of course. I'm Greek.
We invented cash.

127
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But where you leave? I no get
it.

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With your wife.
My wife?

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Yeah.
No, no, no, no, and no!

130
00:08:06,043 --> 00:08:06,820
No, Steve. No leave money with
my wife.

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Bloody shit. Now she's gonna
spend all the money at the
poker machines.

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OK.

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Hello, Steve!

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Happy birthday for you.

135
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Why, Steve. It's your birthday?
Yeah.

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How good, yeah!

137
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Ahh, Steve, this is for you.
Happy birthday.

138
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You shouldn't have gone to
so much trouble.

139
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It's no trouble, no trouble.

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Just taken me eight hours.

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Come on, this is for you. Blow
out.

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Only find the one.
OK.

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Come on, blow.

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Push, blow. Come on.

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Ha, very nice! Very good.
Alright.

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Now come inside now,

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we cut the cake, we eat,

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and we watch the 'Walker Texas
Ranger'.

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Ahh.

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Tonight on the television
it's a marathon. Ten hours.

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Steve, I love the Walker. Come
on. Oh, I love the walker.

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Thank you, Giuseppina, Vince.

153
00:09:00,124 --> 00:09:01,959
But the thing is, I've invited

154
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someone very special to come and
see me tonight, if you know what
I mean.

155
00:09:06,043 --> 00:09:08,173
Ahh, special.

156
00:09:08,257 --> 00:09:10,217
Special.
Very nice.

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00:09:12,043 --> 00:09:13,429
Alright, you take the cake, you
give her one piece. Come on.
Take.

158
00:09:13,512 --> 00:09:14,513
Ahh. OK.

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Special, huh?

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Steve, how much you pay?

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Vince!

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00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:22,855
Outside later. Steve is a good
boy.

163
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He's not like your son who's
always going looking for sluts.

164
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Oh, good.

165
00:09:26,859 --> 00:09:29,236
Where's my father?
Boh!

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Go find him, please. You stupid
bastard.

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I hate you.

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Alright, Steve.
You have a nice night, huh.

169
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And if this girl is nice,
hurry up and get married.

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You start to get old now.

171
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Almost on the pension.

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And...

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you start to look like shit.

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Like Vince.

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Alright, ta-da!

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Mah!

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00:10:00,043 --> 00:10:01,518
Listen, Steve.
Not be stupid and get married.

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00:10:01,602 --> 00:10:05,439
If I was in your socks
today I would have nine
girlfriends.

179
00:10:06,043 --> 00:10:08,150
It's one for every day of the
week.

180
00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:11,528
But I get married and now my
wife, she hates me. You know?

181
00:10:12,043 --> 00:10:13,238
But what am I going to do,
Steve?

182
00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:15,699
Get a divorce?
And walk around with the shame?

183
00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:17,326
Oh, no Steve. No way.

184
00:10:18,043 --> 00:10:22,081
Listen, we just hate each other
forever and then we die.

185
00:10:26,168 --> 00:10:27,503
Hey, Steve.

186
00:10:30,043 --> 00:10:30,547
Hey, boy, look at my lemon
trees.

187
00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:35,427
It's come big and strong
because I piss on top every
day.

188
00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,305
Hey, Steve.
Whoa!

189
00:10:39,098 --> 00:10:40,349
Oh, sorry.

190
00:10:42,043 --> 00:10:42,184
Come. Come and piss on my lemon
trees.

191
00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:43,852
No thanks, Peter.

192
00:10:43,936 --> 00:10:45,813
Why not?

193
00:10:48,043 --> 00:10:48,482
I piss and the Calabrese
from across the street is a
piss.

194
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:52,194
The Chinese from next door,
he's a piss.

195
00:10:54,043 --> 00:10:54,196
Even the priest.

196
00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:55,781
Come on, Steve, piss.

197
00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:57,366
No. I'm alright, Peter.

198
00:11:00,043 --> 00:11:00,494
Alright.
Alright, at least taste my
lemons.

199
00:11:06,043 --> 00:11:06,208
Every time you taste my lemons
you taste the juice of Pino.

200
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,043
OK. I'll see you later, guys.

201
00:11:08,127 --> 00:11:09,711
No.

202
00:11:12,043 --> 00:11:12,631
Eugh, doesn't matter.

203
00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:14,716
Greek piss got
too much garlic anyway.

204
00:11:18,043 --> 00:11:19,012
Mah! Put your dick inside your
pants and come inside.

205
00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:20,722
Walker's starting now.

206
00:11:20,806 --> 00:11:22,391
Oh, I love Walker.

207
00:11:24,043 --> 00:11:25,477
Walker's piss is a strong one,
it's like concrete.

208
00:11:30,043 --> 00:11:30,649
(MICROWAVE BEEPS)

209
00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:33,861
(ON TV) Good evening,
Australia. I'm Derryn Hinch and
welcome to '24 Hours'.

210
00:11:33,944 --> 00:11:35,404
Tonight we begin the program

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00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:38,073
with a sad story about a recent
social phenomenon

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00:11:42,043 --> 00:11:42,870
that affects more people in
this country than anyone ever
realised.

213
00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:47,374
Whether they are divorced,
widowed, or just unlucky in
love,

214
00:11:54,043 --> 00:11:54,173
thousands of Aussies have given
up on any chance of ever
finding a partner.

215
00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:57,259
They're probably sitting in
front of their TV right now,
all alone,

216
00:12:00,043 --> 00:12:04,224
eating a microwave dinner, and
thinking, how did my life ever
come to this?

217
00:12:06,043 --> 00:12:07,853
Our reporter Susan Vance takes
a closer look into this modern
day...

218
00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:09,813
Shut up, Derryn!

219
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:11,815
If I put 'Malaka' into my GPS
it'd take me straight to your
place.

220
00:12:12,043 --> 00:12:13,984
It doesn't matter what the
function is,

221
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,570
weddings, anniversaries,
baptisms, you name it.

222
00:12:18,043 --> 00:12:18,614
We guarantee you
the best pizza you've ever had.

223
00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:20,616
And just for giving Mario's a
chance,

224
00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:22,951
we we're gonna offer you
free delivery.

225
00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:24,745
Isn't that right, Dad?

226
00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:26,622
Yeah, that's right, Franky.
Forget the Goober bullshit.

227
00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:29,791
Your order from us and we
deliver to you for bloody free.

228
00:12:30,043 --> 00:12:32,461
And with 83 shops
right around Australia,

229
00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:34,796
there's bound to be
a restaurant near you.

230
00:12:36,043 --> 00:12:36,590
So...

231
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:39,718
BOTH: Tell the Goober "Ciao"
and call Mario's Pizza now.

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00:12:42,043 --> 00:12:42,471
(PUTS REMOTE DOWN)

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00:12:48,043 --> 00:12:48,519
Happy birthday, Steve.
Happy birthday.

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00:12:54,043 --> 00:12:54,691
('MR LONELY' BY BOBBY VINTON
PLAYS)

235
00:13:06,043 --> 00:13:06,745
# Lonely, I'm Mr Lonely

236
00:13:12,043 --> 00:13:14,545
# I have nobody for my own

237
00:13:18,043 --> 00:13:20,801
# Now I'm so lonely

238
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:23,887
# I'm Mr Lonely... #

239
00:13:24,043 --> 00:13:25,347
(CHUCKLES)

240
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:28,225
No way.
# Wish I had someone

241
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,770
# To call on the phone. #

242
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:38,527
Hi.

243
00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,279
Hey.

244
00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:41,947
Just going to 295 Johnson
Street, Princes Hill, please.

245
00:13:42,043 --> 00:13:44,866
OK. No probs.
Thanks.

246
00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:59,631
Hi, Cleo.

247
00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,259
Ahh...

248
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,345
Steve. Steve Karamitsis.

249
00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:08,390
(LAUGHS)
Steve?

250
00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:09,975
Yeah.
(CHUCKLES

251
00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:11,101
Wow. I can't believe it.

252
00:14:12,043 --> 00:14:12,644
It's been such a long time.

253
00:14:12,728 --> 00:14:14,229
Yeah.

254
00:14:14,313 --> 00:14:16,273
What, like, gosh,
I think 20 years or something.

255
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,482
Ahh, yeah, just about.

256
00:14:18,043 --> 00:14:20,819
Maybe 18 years and a bit.

257
00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,322
So, how's it all going?

258
00:14:24,043 --> 00:14:24,990
Oh, well, let's see.

259
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,908
Last time you saw me I was
wearing a cool leather jacket

260
00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:28,577
and driving a '69 Valiant Pacer.

261
00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:30,245
And now I'm driving this taxi
and wearing this ugly shirt.

262
00:14:30,329 --> 00:14:31,747
(LAUGHS)

263
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,666
Yeah, I reckon things
are going just great.

264
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,377
Aw. Steve, there's nothing
wrong with driving a taxi.

265
00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:39,838
Besides, I think the shirt
looks cute.

266
00:14:42,043 --> 00:14:42,924
Ahh, not really but yeah,
thanks.

267
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:44,509
(CHUCKLES)

268
00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:46,470
We met at Chasers Disco.

269
00:14:48,043 --> 00:14:48,972
Right?
Yeah.

270
00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:52,601
Yeah, I saw you and your
girlfriends at the bar and I
bought you some shots.

271
00:14:54,043 --> 00:14:54,853
Yeah, that's right.
(CHUCKLES)

272
00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:57,606
What are they called again?
Cock-sucking Cowboys.

273
00:15:00,043 --> 00:15:00,942
Yeah. So '90s. I love it.

274
00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:05,739
Hey, how's your best mate?
Frank.

275
00:15:06,043 --> 00:15:07,324
How's he going?

276
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:10,202
You guys used to do
that awesome dance together.

277
00:15:12,043 --> 00:15:12,829
Yeah. I haven't seen him
in a while.

278
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:15,749
Oh, right.

279
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:20,337
Remind me again,
how long did we go out for?

280
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:21,963
One week.

281
00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:24,007
(SUCKS THROUGH TEETH)

282
00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:25,842
Wow. I was quite the
temperamental bitch back then,
wasn't I.

283
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:28,178
(LAUGHS)
No. You were too smart. You
still are.

284
00:15:30,043 --> 00:15:31,223
(LITTLE CHUCKLE)

285
00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:33,475
Hey, I noticed you're still
wearing that evil eye necklace.

286
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:34,559
Yeah.
Yeah.

287
00:15:36,043 --> 00:15:36,353
Is it the same one?

288
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,648
Yeah, it is. God, I can't
believe you still remember it.

289
00:15:42,043 --> 00:15:42,442
It used to be my grandmother's.
Yeah, your grandmother's.

290
00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:44,444
She gave it to you for good
luck.

291
00:15:44,528 --> 00:15:46,405
Yeah, that's right.

292
00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:50,659
Oh, this is me. Just here.

293
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:51,702
Oh, just here?
Yeah.

294
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,912
No probs.
Thank you.

295
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,081
There you go.

296
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,666
Thank you.
That's OK.

297
00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:59,209
I'll just pay on card, please.

298
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:00,544
No, that's OK. This one's on me.

299
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,504
Oh, come on. Are you sure?
Yeah.

300
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,548
Next time you see me out and
about just buy me a Cock-sucking
Cowboy.

301
00:16:06,043 --> 00:16:06,591
(LAUGHS)
OK.

302
00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:08,343
Although, I'll have to explain
to those millennials it is just
a drink.

303
00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:11,680
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
Yeah.

304
00:16:12,043 --> 00:16:14,558
You know, you actually deserved
longer than a week.

305
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,060
My bad.

306
00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:18,186
Take care, Steve.

307
00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:19,813
Yeah, you too.
Thanks.

308
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,733
Hey. I don't know what happened
between you and Frank

309
00:16:24,043 --> 00:16:25,485
but I hope you guys can fix it.

310
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,326
(DOOR SHUTS)

311
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:38,665
(STARTS ENGINE)

312
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,795
(UP-BEAT MUSIC)

313
00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:44,713
(PHONE RINGS)

314
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:46,173
Hey, Mario's Pizza?

315
00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:47,632
What?

316
00:16:48,043 --> 00:16:49,134
No, we don't do no gluten-free
pizza

317
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:51,386
and if we did it wouldn't be
for free.

318
00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:53,764
Idiot.
(PHONE CLATTERS DOWN)

319
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,641
(BELL OVER DOOR RINGS)

320
00:17:00,043 --> 00:17:03,398
Hey, look who's here.
Re Malaka, where have you been?

321
00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:04,900
Good to see you too, Theo.

322
00:17:06,043 --> 00:17:07,235
What's it been now, eight
years. Eh?

323
00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:09,237
Hey, you know, I've had stuff to
do.

324
00:17:09,321 --> 00:17:11,573
Is Frank here, mate?

325
00:17:12,043 --> 00:17:13,241
No, he don't come in here
anymore.

326
00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:16,620
He stay home with his mansion
and count the cash.

327
00:17:18,043 --> 00:17:18,246
He drive a Ferrari.

328
00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:19,790
Really?

329
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:23,210
Steve Karamitsis. Is that you?

330
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,129
You've got 83 shops now
and you're still here working.

331
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,882
Ahh, you know me, Steve,
I never stop working.

332
00:17:30,043 --> 00:17:32,219
(ALL CHUCKLE)
Good to see you, Mario.

333
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:34,095
Good to see you.
Yeah.

334
00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:35,847
Hey, I like this new shop, huh?

335
00:17:36,043 --> 00:17:37,516
These pictures, are they your
family?

336
00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:39,059
I have no idea who they are.

337
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:40,977
The designers put them up
there.

338
00:17:42,043 --> 00:17:43,396
I think because they're
better looking than my family.

339
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,482
(LAUGHTER)

340
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,234
(SIGHS)
It's good to see you, Steve.

341
00:17:48,043 --> 00:17:49,694
So, how are you doing? Are you
married? You got kids?

342
00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:52,280
No. I've kept out of that
prison.

343
00:17:54,043 --> 00:17:56,785
Prison, eh? You need a son to
carry your name or it stays
with you.

344
00:18:00,043 --> 00:18:00,622
Hey, relax. Relax. Leave him
alone.

345
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,666
Yeah, relax.

346
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,544
You know, Steve, seeing you
here reminds me of the old
days.

347
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:09,256
But this neighbourhood is
different. It's a whole new
crowd.

348
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,299
All these bloody hipsters.

349
00:18:12,043 --> 00:18:16,221
The other day one come in and
says to me, "Do you have
Afterpay?"

350
00:18:18,043 --> 00:18:20,976
I said, "Of course you have to
pay, everybody have to pay.
Stronzo"

351
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:23,812
(COUGHS)
Mario. Calm down.

352
00:18:24,043 --> 00:18:25,272
Come on. Relax. Sit down.

353
00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:27,983
The doctor tell you to take it
easy.

354
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:32,487
(CLEARS THROAT)

355
00:18:32,571 --> 00:18:35,657
Sit, Steve. Sit.
(CHAIR SCRAPES)

356
00:18:36,043 --> 00:18:40,745
You know, Steve,
we're family, yeah? Capisce?

357
00:18:42,581 --> 00:18:46,877
Mario, I'm sorry it took me
this long to come and see you.
Alright?

358
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:50,422
It's alright. Shit happens.

359
00:18:54,043 --> 00:18:55,051
But go and see Frank, yeah?

360
00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:57,846
He misses you.

361
00:19:00,043 --> 00:19:02,267
You two have to
look after each other, Steve.
Capisce?

362
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,686
OK, I will.

363
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:10,233
Hey, Mario, is quiet now.

364
00:19:12,043 --> 00:19:13,069
Why not go out the back and
have a rest. Hey?

365
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:14,321
Yeah. Good idea.

366
00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:16,031
Get up.

367
00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:17,616
And I'll bring the tablets
that the doctor give you.

368
00:19:18,043 --> 00:19:19,826
Come on.

369
00:19:24,043 --> 00:19:26,124
Oh and don't forget to say hi
to his ball-busting wife for
me, yeah?

370
00:19:36,043 --> 00:19:38,637
(RHYTHMIC MUSIC)

371
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,829
(CHUCKLES)

372
00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:09,876
(BUZZING)

373
00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:17,008
FRANK: You've got the wrong
house, dickhead.

374
00:20:18,043 --> 00:20:19,970
Hey, Frank. It's me, Steve.

375
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:23,473
Steve?
What are you doing in a taxi
shirt?

376
00:20:24,043 --> 00:20:26,476
What do you think? I'm a cabbie.

377
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,521
No way!
(LAUGHS)

378
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,109
Mate, are you gonna let me in or
what?

379
00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:35,568
Yeah. OK.

380
00:20:36,043 --> 00:20:38,655
Yeah, drive through,
all the way to the top.

381
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:45,578
(WISTFUL MUSIC)

382
00:21:12,043 --> 00:21:12,647
I don't believe it. You're
still alive.

383
00:21:12,731 --> 00:21:14,274
Hi, Frank.

384
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:15,984
Up there?

385
00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:18,945
Yeah, man. Up the steps.

386
00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:34,294
The fuck, man?

387
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:37,547
You alright?

388
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,508
Yeah, I'm OK.
But you on the other hand, wow.

389
00:21:42,043 --> 00:21:44,095
I guess you need a lot of dough
to make a lot of dough, huh?

390
00:21:44,179 --> 00:21:45,013
(LAUGHS)

391
00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:46,681
Still a smart-ass.

392
00:21:48,043 --> 00:21:48,308
It's good to see.

393
00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:51,102
Do you remember why the two of
us

394
00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:53,271
stopped talking
to each other back then?

395
00:21:54,043 --> 00:21:56,149
Yeah, you told me
I couldn't be your best man

396
00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:58,276
and I remember
getting upset about it.

397
00:22:00,043 --> 00:22:00,862
Nope.

398
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:02,197
Not a hundred percent correct.

399
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:05,700
See, I was trying to explain to
you

400
00:22:06,043 --> 00:22:08,495
that because I'd already asked
you to be my best man at my
first wedding,

401
00:22:12,043 --> 00:22:12,332
well, it was bad luck
to ask you a second time.

402
00:22:12,415 --> 00:22:15,710
And do you remember what you
said back to me?

403
00:22:18,043 --> 00:22:18,588
Er... No.

404
00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:24,761
You told me to go home and fuck
my shoe because there'd been
a...

405
00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:28,598
C-U-N-T in it all day.

406
00:22:30,043 --> 00:22:30,850
Whoa! That was pretty harsh,
huh?

407
00:22:30,934 --> 00:22:32,310
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

408
00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:35,897
I'm sorry, Frank. Alright?
I wanna apologise.

409
00:22:42,043 --> 00:22:42,695
Eight years later you pop up
here onto my doorstep wanting
to apologise.

410
00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:45,782
Well, you know what, (FOREIGN
WORD) you can go and get f...

411
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,909
Frank, what's going on?

412
00:22:48,043 --> 00:22:50,578
Hey, babe. Look who's here.

413
00:22:50,662 --> 00:22:51,788
Steve.

414
00:22:54,043 --> 00:22:54,332
Wow. It's nice to see you.

415
00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:57,168
Yeah, nice to see you too,
Angela.

416
00:22:57,252 --> 00:22:59,045
Well, what are you both
hanging out here for?

417
00:23:00,043 --> 00:23:02,465
Frank, invite Steve to come
inside.

418
00:23:06,043 --> 00:23:06,678
Yeah. Come inside.

419
00:23:06,761 --> 00:23:08,388
Thanks, Frank.

420
00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:15,728
(SUCKS IN QUICKLY THROUGH TEETH)

421
00:23:20,358 --> 00:23:23,695
(AWKWARD MUSIC)

422
00:23:24,529 --> 00:23:25,864
Nice place.

423
00:23:25,947 --> 00:23:27,282
Nice?

424
00:23:27,365 --> 00:23:29,784
(SCOFFS)
It's better than nice, mate.

425
00:23:30,043 --> 00:23:34,831
Look, look at all this
furniture. This is Versace.

426
00:23:36,043 --> 00:23:37,125
Do you know Versace?

427
00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:39,294
Yeah, the clothes designer guy.

428
00:23:39,377 --> 00:23:40,795
That's right.

429
00:23:42,043 --> 00:23:43,798
He's dead now.

430
00:23:48,043 --> 00:23:49,637
Hey, here's the family.

431
00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:52,599
This is little Mario.
Hey. Say hello to my old mate,
Steve.

432
00:23:54,043 --> 00:23:55,143
Hey, Steve. You like my hair?

433
00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:56,811
Dad said the curls get the
girls.

434
00:24:00,043 --> 00:24:00,899
(GRUNTS)
They sure do. Nice to meet you,
Mario.

435
00:24:00,982 --> 00:24:02,483
Hey, you've got your nonno's
name, huh?

436
00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:04,903
Yeah. Nonno says Mummy's a gold
digger.

437
00:24:06,043 --> 00:24:06,404
FRANK: Anyway.

438
00:24:06,487 --> 00:24:08,990
And this is my little angel,
Alexis.

439
00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:10,241
Hello.
SYNTHETIC VOICE: Yes.

440
00:24:12,043 --> 00:24:12,744
No, not you. My daughter
Alexis.

441
00:24:12,827 --> 00:24:14,412
SYNTHETIC VOICE: How can I help
you?

442
00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:16,164
You believe it?

443
00:24:16,247 --> 00:24:17,624
Some dickhead went and named
the voice on that computer

444
00:24:18,043 --> 00:24:19,584
the same name as my daughter,
Alexis.

445
00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:21,252
SYNTHETIC VOICE: Yes.
How can I help you?

446
00:24:21,336 --> 00:24:22,962
But Steve, you know what? It's
amazing.

447
00:24:24,043 --> 00:24:24,339
Anything you want it to do it
does.

448
00:24:24,422 --> 00:24:25,548
What's it called again, babe?

449
00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:27,717
Home automation.

450
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,677
Home motoration.
Home motivation.

451
00:24:30,043 --> 00:24:30,970
Unreal. You gotta get one.

452
00:24:31,054 --> 00:24:32,847
Watch this, Steve.

453
00:24:32,931 --> 00:24:35,058
Alexis, turn off the lights.

454
00:24:36,043 --> 00:24:36,392
SYNTHETIC VOICE: Lights off.

455
00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:38,645
OK, Daddy.
No, not you, babe.

456
00:24:38,728 --> 00:24:40,271
ANGELA: Frank would have I told
you about playing with that
thing

457
00:24:40,355 --> 00:24:41,606
when your daughter's in the
house?

458
00:24:42,043 --> 00:24:42,732
Alexis, turn the lights on.

459
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:44,525
SYNTHETIC VOICE: Lights on.

460
00:24:44,609 --> 00:24:47,195
See? ANGELA: Get rid of it or I
will.

461
00:24:48,043 --> 00:24:48,529
OK.

462
00:24:48,613 --> 00:24:49,656
So nice to see you again,
Steve.

463
00:24:49,739 --> 00:24:51,324
You too, Angela. Take care.

464
00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:53,243
CHILDREN: Bye, Steve.
Bye, kids. Nice to meet youse.

465
00:24:54,043 --> 00:24:54,744
Bye.

466
00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:56,454
They're nice family.

467
00:24:57,622 --> 00:24:59,207
Married life, mate.

468
00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:03,544
(SIGHS)

469
00:25:06,043 --> 00:25:08,883
So, what's going on, Steve?
You shacked up or what?

470
00:25:08,967 --> 00:25:11,219
No. No, I'm single.

471
00:25:12,043 --> 00:25:12,887
Single, you? Since when?

472
00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:15,890
Since Zoe left to me and went
back to Mykonos, you know.

473
00:25:15,974 --> 00:25:17,350
Ahh.

474
00:25:18,043 --> 00:25:20,770
Now it's beginning to
make some sense.

475
00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:23,606
You and Zoe break up
just before my wedding,

476
00:25:24,043 --> 00:25:25,733
you take it out on me,

477
00:25:25,817 --> 00:25:28,569
you spend the next eight years
in some sort of heartbreak
coma.

478
00:25:28,653 --> 00:25:29,612
Coma?
Mmm.

479
00:25:30,043 --> 00:25:31,072
No, mate. I'm alright.

480
00:25:31,155 --> 00:25:33,283
(SCOFFS)
You're alright? Come on, make.

481
00:25:33,366 --> 00:25:35,743
Look at yourself. Look at you.

482
00:25:36,043 --> 00:25:38,037
You used to be Steve
Karamitsis, the OG.

483
00:25:42,043 --> 00:25:42,166
Now you're just a sad
and lonely W-O-G.

484
00:25:43,334 --> 00:25:45,169
Nah. I'm not that bad.

485
00:25:48,043 --> 00:25:48,423
Not bad? No, really? Oh.

486
00:25:48,506 --> 00:25:51,342
So, who have you got
on the chick radar? Anyone?

487
00:25:54,178 --> 00:25:56,014
You know who jumped in my today?

488
00:25:56,097 --> 00:25:57,849
Cleo. You remember her?

489
00:26:00,043 --> 00:26:00,560
Cleo.

490
00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:02,520
Yes, I do.
Cleo, that hot Egyptian chick.

491
00:26:02,603 --> 00:26:04,856
She dumped you after a week,
didn't she?

492
00:26:06,043 --> 00:26:06,065
Yeah but you know what she said?
No.

493
00:26:06,149 --> 00:26:08,276
That dumping me was her bad.

494
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:11,404
Yeah. That I deserved more than
a week. Huh?

495
00:26:12,043 --> 00:26:14,991
Mate.
Mate, she was coming onto you.

496
00:26:16,075 --> 00:26:17,201
Really?
Yes, dickhead!

497
00:26:18,043 --> 00:26:18,953
Of course she was.

498
00:26:19,037 --> 00:26:20,997
Do you know where she lives?

499
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,624
Where I dropped her off, I
suppose.

500
00:26:24,043 --> 00:26:25,043
Well, what are you waiting for?

501
00:26:25,126 --> 00:26:26,544
You've gotta get back there,
Cheech.

502
00:26:26,627 --> 00:26:28,129
You've gotta get back there
now. Now?

503
00:26:30,043 --> 00:26:30,256
Of course. She's waiting for
you.

504
00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:32,050
You got her all hot and
bothered again for a bit of
that souvlaki

505
00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:33,551
and then you what, you drove
off?

506
00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:34,761
What's the matter with you?
You think so?

507
00:26:36,043 --> 00:26:36,596
Yes. Come on. Let's go.

508
00:26:36,679 --> 00:26:38,473
You've gotta get there now.
You gotta go.

509
00:26:38,556 --> 00:26:41,142
Alexis, open the door.
SYNTHETIC VOICE: Door opening.

510
00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:44,812
SYNTHETIC VOICE: Door closing.

511
00:26:44,896 --> 00:26:46,481
I think you're right.

512
00:26:48,043 --> 00:26:49,192
She was waiting for me to
ask for her number, wasn't she?

513
00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:52,653
Yes.
Thanks, Frank.

514
00:26:54,739 --> 00:26:57,742
And it's good seeing you again,
you know.

515
00:27:00,043 --> 00:27:01,162
I'm sorry that I called you a
C-U... No, thanks, mate. Don't
worry.

516
00:27:01,746 --> 00:27:04,415
Come here. Come on.

517
00:27:12,043 --> 00:27:13,591
Good?
Yeah. I'm alright.

518
00:27:18,043 --> 00:27:19,430
Hey, Cheech. Come here.

519
00:27:20,890 --> 00:27:23,518
Zoe would have stayed in
Australia, you know.

520
00:27:24,043 --> 00:27:25,353
She loved you.

521
00:27:25,436 --> 00:27:27,480
You just didn't fight hard
enough to convince her

522
00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:29,273
that you felt the same way.

523
00:27:30,043 --> 00:27:31,776
You know what I mean?
Yeah. I know.

524
00:27:36,043 --> 00:27:36,739
Back then I had my head
too far up my own culo, you
know?

525
00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:38,783
Yeah.

526
00:27:38,866 --> 00:27:41,160
See you, Frank.

527
00:27:44,038 --> 00:27:46,791
Fuckin' Greeks and their egos.

528
00:27:48,043 --> 00:27:49,127
Alexis, open the door.

529
00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:53,297
Open door, Alexis.

530
00:27:54,966 --> 00:27:57,385
Open the door!

531
00:28:00,043 --> 00:28:00,138
Alexis is no more.

532
00:28:00,221 --> 00:28:01,556
Get the fuck inside.

533
00:28:03,766 --> 00:28:05,017
Fuck!

534
00:28:06,043 --> 00:28:07,562
Geez!

535
00:28:07,645 --> 00:28:11,232
And as my mother, the late,
great, Raelene Beagle-Thorpe

536
00:28:12,043 --> 00:28:13,443
would always say,

537
00:28:13,526 --> 00:28:15,903
"No-one has a right to actually
be in this country if they
weren't born here."

538
00:28:15,987 --> 00:28:17,905
Mmm. It's good.

539
00:28:18,043 --> 00:28:19,991
I love that picture of Mummy.

540
00:28:20,074 --> 00:28:21,409
Clayton.

541
00:28:21,492 --> 00:28:23,411
Always good to see you,
little brother.

542
00:28:24,043 --> 00:28:25,079
Mmm.

543
00:28:25,163 --> 00:28:28,374
Yes. This was just before
the Wog Boy ruined her life.

544
00:28:30,043 --> 00:28:30,626
I have updates on Operation
Tzatziki.

545
00:28:30,710 --> 00:28:33,546
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

546
00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:35,756
Do tell.

547
00:28:36,424 --> 00:28:38,050
I already have him on video

548
00:28:38,134 --> 00:28:40,928
committing about a dozen
illegal acts in his taxi.

549
00:28:42,043 --> 00:28:42,680
Excellent.

550
00:28:42,763 --> 00:28:45,391
But it needs to get much more
personal. Understand?

551
00:28:45,475 --> 00:28:46,517
You got it, big sister.

552
00:28:48,043 --> 00:28:48,519
Mmm.

553
00:28:48,603 --> 00:28:50,438
Clayton.

554
00:28:54,043 --> 00:28:54,108
With the Wog Boys,
it's all about the famiglia.

555
00:28:54,192 --> 00:28:56,611
The famiglia.

556
00:28:56,694 --> 00:28:58,196
Mmm.

557
00:29:01,449 --> 00:29:04,368
Now, where were we?

558
00:29:06,043 --> 00:29:08,372
(SNEAKY MUSIC)

559
00:29:14,378 --> 00:29:17,215
(KNOCKING ON WINDOW)

560
00:29:19,634 --> 00:29:20,301
Yeah?

561
00:29:20,384 --> 00:29:22,011
You free?

562
00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:23,679
Nuh, I'm not free, mate.

563
00:29:27,225 --> 00:29:29,560
(KNOCKS ON WINDOW)

564
00:29:31,729 --> 00:29:32,647
What?

565
00:29:32,730 --> 00:29:34,023
Then, what are you doing?

566
00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:35,358
What are you, Neighbourhood
Watch?

567
00:29:36,043 --> 00:29:36,817
Just call another cab.
Yeah?

568
00:29:36,901 --> 00:29:39,195
Yeah, fuck cabs. I'm calling a
Goober.

569
00:29:42,043 --> 00:29:42,323
You know what? Go back to
watching porn and pulling your
dick, you loser.

570
00:29:42,406 --> 00:29:44,158
I'm not watching porn, mate.

571
00:29:44,242 --> 00:29:47,161
And my dick is in my jocks.
I buy them extra large so it can
fit.

572
00:29:48,043 --> 00:29:48,412
(MOUTHS)
Fuck you.

573
00:29:54,043 --> 00:29:54,460
(SNEAKY MUSIC)

574
00:30:00,043 --> 00:30:00,883
(RAISES SEAT)

575
00:30:18,776 --> 00:30:21,153
(STARTS ENGINE)

576
00:30:25,241 --> 00:30:26,701
(CROWD CHEERS ON TV)

577
00:30:26,784 --> 00:30:29,412
COMMENTATOR: A kick
potentially worth millions.

578
00:30:30,043 --> 00:30:31,080
Shoot again!

579
00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:33,791
(PHONE RINGTONE)

580
00:30:37,628 --> 00:30:39,547
You calling me from her bed?

581
00:30:42,043 --> 00:30:42,049
No, I'm following her in a
Goober.

582
00:30:42,133 --> 00:30:43,634
She's with some young guy.

583
00:30:43,718 --> 00:30:44,802
How young?

584
00:30:44,885 --> 00:30:46,887
Oh, about 18, 19.

585
00:30:48,043 --> 00:30:53,603
Hey, how long ago was it that
you and Cleo did the hokey
pokey?

586
00:30:54,043 --> 00:30:55,771
Oh, about 18 years and a bit.

587
00:31:00,043 --> 00:31:00,359
This kid, has he got one
eyebrow and a big nose?

588
00:31:00,443 --> 00:31:02,903
No. But he's a real smart arse.

589
00:31:02,987 --> 00:31:05,072
Yep. Good chance he's your kid.

590
00:31:06,043 --> 00:31:06,616
My kid?

591
00:31:07,158 --> 00:31:08,951
You reckon?

592
00:31:09,035 --> 00:31:10,453
Did you use a franga?

593
00:31:10,536 --> 00:31:11,787
I can't remember anything.

594
00:31:12,043 --> 00:31:14,248
I had too many Cowboys that
night.

595
00:31:19,086 --> 00:31:21,213
They're going into that
nightclub, Privilege.

596
00:31:21,297 --> 00:31:22,840
OK.

597
00:31:24,043 --> 00:31:24,925
Park the car, go in,
and start talking to her.

598
00:31:25,009 --> 00:31:27,094
Yeah. Alright.

599
00:31:30,043 --> 00:31:31,766
ANGELA: Frank? Switch off the
TV and come and help me put the
kids to bed.

600
00:31:31,849 --> 00:31:33,601
Hey listen, Steve,
I've gotta go, alright?

601
00:31:33,684 --> 00:31:35,978
Storytime for the kids.
OK.

602
00:31:36,062 --> 00:31:38,272
Have fun.

603
00:31:38,356 --> 00:31:40,691
(UNCLICKS SEATBELT)

604
00:32:06,043 --> 00:32:07,301
(FUNKY MUSIC COMES FROM INSIDE)

605
00:32:12,043 --> 00:32:13,015
Hi.

606
00:32:13,099 --> 00:32:14,100
I'm Steve. What's your name?

607
00:32:14,183 --> 00:32:17,812
Sapphire. Door bitch from hell.

608
00:32:18,043 --> 00:32:23,025
Yeah, right. It's nice to meet
you.

609
00:32:24,902 --> 00:32:26,987
How may I help you tonight?

610
00:32:30,043 --> 00:32:30,574
Well, Sapphire,
I would like to come inside your
club

611
00:32:30,658 --> 00:32:35,454
and spent a shitload of money,
if you know what I mean.

612
00:32:36,043 --> 00:32:38,541
Sorry. Tonight's for members
only.

613
00:32:39,333 --> 00:32:41,335
Please, can you step aside?

614
00:32:42,043 --> 00:32:43,003
Thank you.

615
00:32:44,213 --> 00:32:45,881
Come on in.

616
00:32:48,843 --> 00:32:50,845
Hey, Sapphire...

617
00:32:50,928 --> 00:32:52,763
(CHUCKLES)

618
00:32:54,043 --> 00:32:55,474
I think I paid you that
membership fee before, if you
know what I mean.

619
00:33:00,043 --> 00:33:00,187
Listen, mate, we have a strict
no dickheads policy here.

620
00:33:00,271 --> 00:33:04,483
So if you don't piss off right
now, I'm gonna call security
onto you.

621
00:33:06,043 --> 00:33:06,902
If you know what I mean.

622
00:33:06,986 --> 00:33:09,739
Well, give me my hundred bucks
back.

623
00:33:12,825 --> 00:33:15,286
Take it easy, mate.
Take it easy, alright?

624
00:33:15,369 --> 00:33:17,872
Whoo!

625
00:33:18,043 --> 00:33:20,875
(CONTINUES MAKING
TAE KWON DO-LIKE SOUNDS)

626
00:33:20,958 --> 00:33:22,293
Eugh!

627
00:33:24,043 --> 00:33:25,045
I just got up to Green Belt
in Tae Kwon Do.

628
00:33:25,129 --> 00:33:27,006
You know what that means, mate?
You know what that means?

629
00:33:27,089 --> 00:33:29,175
I'm a killer, mate.
These hands could kill you,
mate.

630
00:33:30,043 --> 00:33:32,887
With just a chop like that.
On your neck, dead.

631
00:33:32,970 --> 00:33:35,014
Dead, mate. Dead.
You understand?

632
00:33:36,043 --> 00:33:37,641
Don't look at me like that,
mate. You're getting me upset
now.

633
00:33:37,725 --> 00:33:41,145
Don't look at me, mate.
Look away, look away.

634
00:33:42,043 --> 00:33:42,271
Alright?

635
00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:45,024
Ha! Ho!

636
00:33:46,317 --> 00:33:47,651
Ooh!

637
00:33:48,043 --> 00:33:50,905
(COOL MUSIC PLAYS)

638
00:33:50,988 --> 00:33:53,324
# He's the man

639
00:33:54,043 --> 00:33:57,161
# With the plan

640
00:33:57,244 --> 00:33:59,914
# Goldi, Goldi

641
00:34:00,043 --> 00:34:01,582
# He's the man

642
00:34:01,665 --> 00:34:03,959
# With the plan

643
00:34:06,043 --> 00:34:07,421
# Goldi, Goldi. #

644
00:34:07,505 --> 00:34:10,883
(CROWD CALLS OUT EXCITEDLY)

645
00:34:14,178 --> 00:34:17,556
(INDISTINCT SPEECH)
Calm down.

646
00:34:18,043 --> 00:34:19,308
I like his jacket. Let him in.
Oh!

647
00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:21,227
Whoa! Bro!

648
00:34:21,310 --> 00:34:22,770
STEVE: Goldi!

649
00:34:24,043 --> 00:34:24,104
Goldi!

650
00:34:24,188 --> 00:34:25,648
Can I come in, mate?

651
00:34:25,731 --> 00:34:27,399
Who's this dickhead?

652
00:34:30,043 --> 00:34:30,528
Just gave me 100 bucks.

653
00:34:31,529 --> 00:34:33,739
Fuck him off.
(MAN SNIGGERS)

654
00:34:36,043 --> 00:34:39,537
Yeah, you're allowed in.
Thank you very much.

655
00:34:43,833 --> 00:34:46,460
What's your names?
Tom and...

656
00:34:48,043 --> 00:34:48,504
Dion.

657
00:34:50,089 --> 00:34:51,131
(SIGHS)

658
00:34:51,215 --> 00:34:52,967
(GRUNTS)

659
00:35:06,043 --> 00:35:07,398
(MUSIC, YELLING, AND LAUGHTER
COMING FROM INSIDE BUS)

660
00:35:15,906 --> 00:35:17,700
Pardeep?

661
00:35:18,826 --> 00:35:21,412
(QUIETLY COUNTING)

662
00:35:22,246 --> 00:35:23,581
Pardeep!

663
00:35:24,043 --> 00:35:25,666
Steve!
Good to see you, my man.

664
00:35:25,749 --> 00:35:28,961
Hey, looking good, bro.
Oh, thanks, mate.

665
00:35:30,043 --> 00:35:30,671
Hey, what are you doing here?

666
00:35:30,754 --> 00:35:31,672
On Saturday nights
I host this party bus.

667
00:35:31,755 --> 00:35:33,007
It's my side hustle.

668
00:35:33,090 --> 00:35:34,842
Ahh, that's great.

669
00:35:36,043 --> 00:35:36,844
No, it's not great, it's
terrible.

670
00:35:36,927 --> 00:35:39,430
I have to listen to
these screaming kids, the loud
music,

671
00:35:42,043 --> 00:35:43,017
and then at 5am I have to clean
up the vomit off the back seat
of the bus.

672
00:35:43,100 --> 00:35:44,476
Yeah, right.

673
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:45,895
So, you're taking them into
Privilege?

674
00:35:45,978 --> 00:35:47,980
Yes. Just for an hour.

675
00:35:49,773 --> 00:35:52,151
Pardeep, I need you to
do me a favour, mate.

676
00:35:54,043 --> 00:35:55,738
Of course.
Steve, anything for you.

677
00:35:55,821 --> 00:35:59,116
There's this girl I need to talk
to inside Privilege

678
00:36:00,043 --> 00:36:00,951
but they won't let me in.

679
00:36:01,035 --> 00:36:04,038
Oh. Leave it to me, I'll go
tell them you're the Wog Boy.

680
00:36:06,043 --> 00:36:07,833
Yeah, no, that doesn't
work anymore, mate.

681
00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:11,170
But maybe I can be you.

682
00:36:12,043 --> 00:36:13,547
You want to be Indian?

683
00:36:13,631 --> 00:36:15,633
No, a party bus host.

684
00:36:15,716 --> 00:36:17,593
Oh, right. Yes.

685
00:36:18,043 --> 00:36:19,345
No probs, my bro.

686
00:36:19,428 --> 00:36:21,680
Here. Take these
and give one to everyone on the
bus.

687
00:36:21,764 --> 00:36:23,724
I'll go and get a kebab.

688
00:36:24,043 --> 00:36:25,142
I'll see you in an hour.

689
00:36:25,225 --> 00:36:28,228
Hey, do you need any pickup
lines?

690
00:36:30,043 --> 00:36:30,397
No, I'm good.

691
00:36:30,481 --> 00:36:32,149
OK, Steve. Good luck.

692
00:36:32,775 --> 00:36:34,944
Thanks, Pardeep. Thanks a lot.

693
00:36:36,987 --> 00:36:40,783
(LAUGHTER
COMING FROM INSIDE THE BUS)

694
00:36:42,043 --> 00:36:43,452
(CHANTING)
Show bag, show bag, show bag.

695
00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:46,163
(LAUGHTER)
Show bag.

696
00:36:48,043 --> 00:36:48,874
Why do they call you Show bag?

697
00:36:48,958 --> 00:36:52,169
Because he's full of crap.
(LAUGHTER)

698
00:36:54,043 --> 00:36:56,757
Cyclone, Cyclone, Cyclone.
Oh!

699
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:58,717
Cyclone, I get it.

700
00:36:58,801 --> 00:36:59,802
'Cause your first name's Tracy.

701
00:37:00,043 --> 00:37:01,262
(SCOFFS)
Nuh.

702
00:37:01,345 --> 00:37:03,597
It's 'cause Cyclone loves to
blow.

703
00:37:06,043 --> 00:37:06,100
And she loves older men.

704
00:37:06,183 --> 00:37:07,726
Ahh.

705
00:37:09,812 --> 00:37:11,105
(WET SOUNDS)

706
00:37:12,043 --> 00:37:13,357
Anyway, my name is Steve,
everyone.

707
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:16,944
I'm filling in for your host
while he goes and grabs a kebab.

708
00:37:18,043 --> 00:37:19,613
And these are your VIP passes!

709
00:37:19,697 --> 00:37:21,740
(CHEERING)

710
00:37:21,824 --> 00:37:23,701
So, there you go, mate.

711
00:37:24,043 --> 00:37:26,203
You wear these at all times
so they know you're from the
party bus.

712
00:37:30,043 --> 00:37:30,291
And we won't have
any issues getting in. Yeah?

713
00:37:30,374 --> 00:37:32,459
There you go, mate.

714
00:37:32,543 --> 00:37:34,461
No, don't worry about Ruben,
mate, he's not gonna be able to
get in anyway.

715
00:37:34,545 --> 00:37:36,005
Why's that, Ruben?

716
00:37:36,088 --> 00:37:38,716
Maybe it's the colour of my
eyes. Ooh!

717
00:37:42,043 --> 00:37:43,220
Hey, Ruben, do you know what
all the kids at school used to
call me?

718
00:37:44,388 --> 00:37:45,723
Wog Boy.

719
00:37:48,043 --> 00:37:49,476
(ALL CHANT)
Wog Boy, Wog Boy, Wog Boy.

720
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:52,646
So, when I got my first car, do
you know what I did to stick it
up 'em?

721
00:37:54,043 --> 00:37:55,024
I put Wog Boy on my rego plates.

722
00:37:55,107 --> 00:37:56,984
They let you do that?

723
00:38:00,043 --> 00:38:00,154
Hey, Ruben, too bad you can't
fit your surname on a rego, eh?

724
00:38:00,237 --> 00:38:02,364
Nalabalumi.
(CLICKS TONGUE)

725
00:38:02,448 --> 00:38:04,825
STEVE: Hey, what's your name?
Whisper.

726
00:38:06,043 --> 00:38:06,994
'Cause you can't
keep your mouth shut, right?

727
00:38:07,077 --> 00:38:10,831
(LAUGHTER)
ALL: Ooh!

728
00:38:12,043 --> 00:38:15,669
Hey, Ruben. In this country,
every new arrival cops shit,
mate,

729
00:38:15,753 --> 00:38:16,837
from people like your mate here.

730
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:17,796
It's just the way it is.
Alright?

731
00:38:18,043 --> 00:38:19,840
But here's the thing.

732
00:38:24,043 --> 00:38:24,303
You keep knocking on that door
real loud and eventually they'll
let you in.

733
00:38:24,386 --> 00:38:26,346
You know what I mean?

734
00:38:26,430 --> 00:38:28,223
GUY: Hey, Wog Boy, are you sure
we're gonna get into Privilege
tonight?

735
00:38:30,043 --> 00:38:32,978
Hey, Show bag, where there's
a wog there's always a way.

736
00:38:36,043 --> 00:38:36,523
Hey, Whisper, make yourself
useful.

737
00:38:36,607 --> 00:38:38,442
Go hand these out to everyone
on the bus, alright?

738
00:38:38,525 --> 00:38:41,737
I'll see you guys outside.

739
00:38:51,455 --> 00:38:53,040
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

740
00:38:54,043 --> 00:38:54,708
STEVE: Great, OK. Follow me,
alright?

741
00:38:54,792 --> 00:38:58,462
OK. Just all together, all
together.

742
00:39:00,043 --> 00:39:02,883
Hi. We're all from the party
bus. I'm sure you've been
expecting us.

743
00:39:02,966 --> 00:39:04,885
OK. Here's the rules.

744
00:39:06,043 --> 00:39:06,553
They're all allowed in till 9pm

745
00:39:06,637 --> 00:39:08,972
and they'd better be out
before the cool crowd arrives.

746
00:39:09,056 --> 00:39:11,683
Understand?
Got it.

747
00:39:12,043 --> 00:39:13,894
OK, everybody, let's head in.

748
00:39:13,977 --> 00:39:17,147
They're allowed in, not you.

749
00:39:18,043 --> 00:39:19,108
Should have kept that hundred,

750
00:39:19,191 --> 00:39:21,401
could have bought yourself
a better disguise.

751
00:39:24,488 --> 00:39:27,991
OK, everybody,
I'll see you back on the bus.

752
00:39:30,043 --> 00:39:31,078
Have a fun time.

753
00:39:42,043 --> 00:39:42,047
Ruben, you're in, mate.

754
00:39:42,131 --> 00:39:44,216
Amazing. My first time.

755
00:39:44,299 --> 00:39:45,801
Guys, stop!

756
00:39:48,043 --> 00:39:49,763
What do you mean? Let's go.
It's time to party.

757
00:39:49,847 --> 00:39:52,474
Not without the Wog Boy.

758
00:39:52,558 --> 00:39:53,767
Wait here.

759
00:39:54,043 --> 00:39:55,477
(SNIFFS)

760
00:40:00,043 --> 00:40:01,191
Hey!

761
00:40:06,043 --> 00:40:07,865
Either you let our party bus
host in or none of us are going
in.

762
00:40:07,948 --> 00:40:09,867
OK. Bye-bye.

763
00:40:12,043 --> 00:40:13,537
You know, I guess I'm gonna
have to

764
00:40:18,043 --> 00:40:19,042
show my 200,000 Insta followers
what you said before.

765
00:40:19,126 --> 00:40:20,961
(RECORDING) They're only allowed
in till 9pm

766
00:40:21,044 --> 00:40:23,255
and they'd better be out before
the cool crowd arrives.

767
00:40:24,043 --> 00:40:24,756
(SNIGGERS)

768
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,426
Yeah, I think
that's called discrimination

769
00:40:27,509 --> 00:40:29,094
but what would I know,

770
00:40:30,043 --> 00:40:31,638
I'm just a poor, disadvantaged
working class girl

771
00:40:31,722 --> 00:40:34,391
from the western suburbs.

772
00:40:36,043 --> 00:40:37,561
(SIGHS)

773
00:40:38,061 --> 00:40:39,438
Let him in.

774
00:40:39,521 --> 00:40:40,814
Yes!

775
00:40:42,043 --> 00:40:45,068
Wog Boy! Wog Boy!

776
00:40:48,043 --> 00:40:49,448
(CHEERING)

777
00:40:54,043 --> 00:40:54,369
(UP-BEAT DANCE MUSIC)

778
00:41:00,043 --> 00:41:01,043
The shots are on me.

779
00:41:03,712 --> 00:41:05,881
We need ten Cock-sucking
Cowboys.

780
00:41:06,043 --> 00:41:09,509
The gay bar's across the road.
(LAUGHTER)

781
00:41:09,593 --> 00:41:11,929
Ahh yeah, good one. It's a shot.

782
00:41:12,043 --> 00:41:14,765
Never heard of it.
Give us 12 Wet Pussies.

783
00:41:18,043 --> 00:41:19,978
You like wet pussy, Steve?

784
00:41:20,062 --> 00:41:21,855
I've never had one.
(LAUGHS)

785
00:41:24,043 --> 00:41:24,942
Well, tonight's your lucky
night.

786
00:41:30,043 --> 00:41:31,073
Right, OK. There you go.

787
00:41:31,156 --> 00:41:32,950
Ahh, cash only.
The ATM machine's over there.

788
00:41:33,033 --> 00:41:35,827
Oh, OK. No probs.

789
00:41:36,043 --> 00:41:38,247
Hey, keep the change.
Ooh, thanks.

790
00:41:38,330 --> 00:41:39,873
(SONG)
# Do you believe in love? #

791
00:41:42,043 --> 00:41:42,084
OK.

792
00:41:42,751 --> 00:41:44,294
# You just got lucky. #

793
00:41:44,378 --> 00:41:47,005
Hey, guys, I'll catch up
with you all later, alright?

794
00:41:48,043 --> 00:41:50,050
(CHEERING)

795
00:41:50,133 --> 00:41:51,468
Have a good one.

796
00:41:54,043 --> 00:41:57,557
# Do you believe in love? #
Fuckin' DJ's.

797
00:41:57,641 --> 00:41:59,476
# You just got lucky. #

798
00:42:01,687 --> 00:42:03,981
# Do you believe in love? #

799
00:42:06,043 --> 00:42:06,566
(COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS)

800
00:42:06,650 --> 00:42:07,401
# You just got lucky. #

801
00:42:07,484 --> 00:42:08,694
STEVE: Cleo.

802
00:42:08,777 --> 00:42:10,862
# You just got lucky

803
00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:14,616
# You just got lucky. #

804
00:42:18,043 --> 00:42:19,121
Hey.

805
00:42:19,204 --> 00:42:21,123
You're right, they don't know
what Cowboys are anymore

806
00:42:21,206 --> 00:42:22,874
so I got us some Wet Pussies.

807
00:42:24,043 --> 00:42:24,626
Thanks.

808
00:42:24,710 --> 00:42:27,004
Cheers.
Cheers.

809
00:42:30,043 --> 00:42:30,424
(SPLUTTERS)
Mmm.

810
00:42:30,507 --> 00:42:32,050
Man!

811
00:42:32,134 --> 00:42:35,429
Twice in one week. What a
surprise.

812
00:42:36,043 --> 00:42:37,806
Yeah. This is my side hustle.
I'm a party bus driver.

813
00:42:37,889 --> 00:42:40,559
They're all with me,
all those people down there.

814
00:42:42,043 --> 00:42:43,603
Oh, OK. Cool.

815
00:42:43,687 --> 00:42:45,689
Hey, where's all your records?

816
00:42:45,772 --> 00:42:47,649
No records now. Just this.

817
00:42:48,043 --> 00:42:50,110
Oh. Geez, that looks
a lot easier to carry around

818
00:42:50,193 --> 00:42:51,945
than the ten crates of records
I used to have.

819
00:42:54,043 --> 00:42:54,656
Wait, you were a DJ?
This is DJ Stevie K coming to
life.

820
00:42:54,740 --> 00:42:56,241
(LAUGHS)

821
00:42:56,325 --> 00:42:58,827
Yeah. No-one could pronounce
Greek surnames back then.

822
00:43:00,043 --> 00:43:01,079
I've still got all my records
too.

823
00:43:01,163 --> 00:43:02,789
I sometimes play vinyl.

824
00:43:02,873 --> 00:43:04,791
Yeah?
Yeah.

825
00:43:06,043 --> 00:43:06,293
Well, you should come round
to my place and look at my
collection.

826
00:43:06,376 --> 00:43:07,294
Yeah, you take anything you
want.

827
00:43:07,377 --> 00:43:10,047
Yeah, OK, DJ Stevie K.

828
00:43:10,130 --> 00:43:11,923
Hey, Ma, need anything?

829
00:43:12,043 --> 00:43:14,468
Hey, Steve, this is my son
Michael.

830
00:43:18,043 --> 00:43:18,597
Your son!
Oh, wow. That's amazing.

831
00:43:19,598 --> 00:43:20,557
Look who's here.

832
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,309
You guys know each other?

833
00:43:24,043 --> 00:43:24,478
Yeah, he was sitting in his cab
outside our house tonight

834
00:43:24,561 --> 00:43:26,313
having a wank.

835
00:43:27,064 --> 00:43:28,940
No, no, no.

836
00:43:30,043 --> 00:43:30,484
That's not exactly right, mate.

837
00:43:30,567 --> 00:43:32,152
As you recall what I said
at the time was

838
00:43:32,235 --> 00:43:34,196
I was actually waiting to
pick someone up.

839
00:43:36,043 --> 00:43:36,073
Yeah, and how do you two
know each other?

840
00:43:36,156 --> 00:43:37,741
We...

841
00:43:37,824 --> 00:43:40,702
We dated for like, a week
before you were born.

842
00:43:42,043 --> 00:43:42,621
Yeah? Must have been a long
week. Michael!

843
00:43:42,704 --> 00:43:44,539
If you want security to kick
him out, let me know.

844
00:43:44,623 --> 00:43:46,458
No, I'm fine.

845
00:43:48,043 --> 00:43:49,211
See you, mate.

846
00:43:54,043 --> 00:43:54,466
Good looking kid.

847
00:43:54,549 --> 00:43:57,094
Huh? Yeah. What, about 18, 19?

848
00:43:57,177 --> 00:43:59,679
He's 18, nearly 19.

849
00:44:00,043 --> 00:44:01,515
Oh, nearly 19?

850
00:44:02,391 --> 00:44:04,184
Right.

851
00:44:06,043 --> 00:44:06,311
Brown eyes?

852
00:44:07,229 --> 00:44:09,481
Yeah. I think so.

853
00:44:09,564 --> 00:44:11,858
Right.

854
00:44:12,043 --> 00:44:14,486
OK. I've gotta go,
this track's about to run out.

855
00:44:14,569 --> 00:44:15,654
Yeah.

856
00:44:15,737 --> 00:44:17,197
See you...

857
00:44:18,043 --> 00:44:18,740
DJ Stevie K.

858
00:44:18,824 --> 00:44:22,285
# Do you believe in love?

859
00:44:24,043 --> 00:44:28,875
# You just got lucky... #

860
00:44:30,043 --> 00:44:32,212
Alright. Thursdays is now
Croatian night.

861
00:44:36,043 --> 00:44:36,383
You do not under any
circumstances let any Serbians
in. Understood?

862
00:44:36,466 --> 00:44:37,467
Yep.

863
00:44:37,551 --> 00:44:39,553
But what about Macedonians?

864
00:44:39,636 --> 00:44:41,721
It's Croatian night, just
Croatians.

865
00:44:42,043 --> 00:44:42,931
Yeah, gotcha.

866
00:44:43,014 --> 00:44:44,516
Fridays are now Asian night

867
00:44:44,599 --> 00:44:46,184
but that doesn't mean
you let in any Asian

868
00:44:46,268 --> 00:44:47,811
'cause they don't all like each
other so...

869
00:44:48,043 --> 00:44:49,187
Really? Why?

870
00:44:49,271 --> 00:44:50,939
How the funk would I know?

871
00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:52,607
Got a new promoter.

872
00:44:54,043 --> 00:44:54,526
He's pulling a really classy
Chinese crew

873
00:44:54,609 --> 00:44:56,486
so you stay out of his way,
let him do his thing.

874
00:44:56,570 --> 00:44:57,404
Right.

875
00:44:57,487 --> 00:44:59,448
"Classy Chinese."

876
00:45:00,043 --> 00:45:03,702
Now, Saturdays as per usual,
none of 'em get in, absolutely
no wogs.

877
00:45:03,785 --> 00:45:05,787
Right? It's wog night
Sunday night.

878
00:45:06,043 --> 00:45:07,539
Yep.

879
00:45:12,043 --> 00:45:13,336
So, when you say absolutely no
wo... (CLEARS THROAT)

880
00:45:14,796 --> 00:45:17,215
No um...
What?

881
00:45:18,043 --> 00:45:19,009
That word.
What word?

882
00:45:19,092 --> 00:45:22,429
(COUGHS)
Wo-wog.

883
00:45:24,043 --> 00:45:25,182
Hey. Watch your mouth. Alright?
My girlfriend's a wog.

884
00:45:25,265 --> 00:45:26,725
Mate, I didn't mean it.

885
00:45:26,808 --> 00:45:27,893
That's why I didn't want to say
it. Shut up.

886
00:45:30,043 --> 00:45:30,770
OK.

887
00:45:30,854 --> 00:45:34,232
Well, hopefully these new
crowds are big drinkers, hey?

888
00:45:36,043 --> 00:45:36,401
I don't give a fuck
about the drinks.

889
00:45:36,485 --> 00:45:39,613
In nightclubs you make your
money from drugs and washing
cash.

890
00:45:42,043 --> 00:45:43,283
"Washing..."
Don't fucking write that down.

891
00:45:43,366 --> 00:45:44,951
Jesus, you'll have us
all in the clink.

892
00:45:45,035 --> 00:45:46,828
Oh.

893
00:45:48,043 --> 00:45:50,123
Hey, Asher! Asher!

894
00:45:50,207 --> 00:45:52,125
Yeah?
(SCOFFS)

895
00:45:52,209 --> 00:45:53,835
Look at this guy.

896
00:45:54,043 --> 00:45:55,128
Mate, I pay you to sell it
not snort it up your nose,

897
00:45:55,212 --> 00:45:57,047
you fuckin' junkie.

898
00:45:57,130 --> 00:45:58,465
Oh!
Right?

899
00:45:58,548 --> 00:45:59,925
Don't forget to
call the ATM company.

900
00:46:00,043 --> 00:46:01,802
I want that machine full of
cash.

901
00:46:06,043 --> 00:46:06,306
Yeah? Now. Now. Fuck off. Go,
go.

902
00:46:06,389 --> 00:46:08,016
I'm surrounded by morons.

903
00:46:08,099 --> 00:46:10,560
No offence Iggy.

904
00:46:12,938 --> 00:46:15,106
Micky!

905
00:46:15,190 --> 00:46:16,650
How are you, champ, hey?

906
00:46:18,043 --> 00:46:20,111
I love this kid, hey? I love
him. Yeah?

907
00:46:20,195 --> 00:46:21,488
Yeah.

908
00:46:21,571 --> 00:46:22,864
Safe's open, bud.
No worries.

909
00:46:24,043 --> 00:46:25,158
Grab the cash, fill up the
tills.

910
00:46:25,867 --> 00:46:27,661
Yeah.

911
00:46:27,744 --> 00:46:28,870
Should be a good night tonight.
Yeah.

912
00:46:30,043 --> 00:46:30,831
Eh? Our lady killer.

913
00:46:30,914 --> 00:46:32,999
Lady killer.

914
00:46:33,083 --> 00:46:35,210
(LAUGHS)

915
00:46:42,043 --> 00:46:45,595
(CLICKS FINGERS)
Who's this wog talking to Cleo?

916
00:46:45,679 --> 00:46:48,014
Oh. That's some guy she dated
years ago.

917
00:46:48,098 --> 00:46:50,433
How the fuck did he get in?
It's not Sunday.

918
00:46:50,517 --> 00:46:52,185
He's with the party bus.
Yeah, the party bus.

919
00:46:54,043 --> 00:46:55,272
Oh, fuckin' party bus.

920
00:46:57,107 --> 00:46:58,358
I wanna talk to him.

921
00:47:00,151 --> 00:47:01,695
Yep.

922
00:47:06,043 --> 00:47:06,157
"Wanna talk to him."

923
00:47:07,033 --> 00:47:08,285
Now.

924
00:47:08,368 --> 00:47:11,621
Yeah. You want me...?

925
00:47:12,043 --> 00:47:15,542
Yeah, sorry. Yeah, no worries.
(CLEARS THROAT)

926
00:47:15,625 --> 00:47:17,419
Hey, Iggy?
Yeah?

927
00:47:18,043 --> 00:47:19,004
You might want your headset,
mate.

928
00:47:19,087 --> 00:47:20,630
Ah, yes.

929
00:47:24,043 --> 00:47:24,384
Just forgetful today.

930
00:47:24,467 --> 00:47:26,886
(SARCASTICALLY)
Today?

931
00:47:27,679 --> 00:47:29,889
Morons.

932
00:47:30,974 --> 00:47:33,768
(UP-BEAT DANCE MUSIC)

933
00:47:33,852 --> 00:47:35,895
Hey. Come here.

934
00:47:36,043 --> 00:47:39,065
Goldi wants to talk to you.
Alright.

935
00:47:39,149 --> 00:47:40,775
Hang on.
(SNIFFS)

936
00:47:42,043 --> 00:47:44,404
Put this on, talk to the
camera.

937
00:47:54,043 --> 00:47:54,497
Hey, Goldi. Name's Steve, mate.

938
00:47:54,581 --> 00:47:55,999
Yeah, look, I don't give a
fuck, dipshit.

939
00:47:56,082 --> 00:47:58,084
Your privileges are cancelled,
alright?

940
00:48:00,043 --> 00:48:00,086
So grab your crew
and you can piss off now.

941
00:48:00,170 --> 00:48:03,256
Hey, Goldi, listen, man.
Do me a favour, will you?
Alright?

942
00:48:03,340 --> 00:48:05,842
I just found out
that Michael's my son, you know?

943
00:48:06,043 --> 00:48:08,219
So I just wanna spend
a bit more time here with him.

944
00:48:08,303 --> 00:48:10,513
(SCOFFS)
What the fuck?

945
00:48:12,043 --> 00:48:14,434
You're Micky's dad?
Yeah.

946
00:48:14,517 --> 00:48:16,603
I only just found out myself,
you know,

947
00:48:18,043 --> 00:48:19,230
so let's just keep it
between us for now.

948
00:48:19,314 --> 00:48:21,566
Poor kid.

949
00:48:24,043 --> 00:48:24,444
OK. You've got till 9pm sharp,
alright?

950
00:48:24,527 --> 00:48:27,697
And then you and all your
fugglies, you're back on the
spew bus.

951
00:48:30,043 --> 00:48:31,201
Got it?
Yeah, got it. All good.

952
00:48:36,456 --> 00:48:39,793
You done? Yeah.

953
00:48:42,043 --> 00:48:42,587
Done.
Yeah. Can I have the...

954
00:48:50,845 --> 00:48:53,682
Hey, mate, looking for any
boomer?

955
00:48:54,808 --> 00:48:57,143
Yeah, sure, mate. Good stuff?

956
00:49:00,043 --> 00:49:01,856
The best.
90% pure, only 300 per bag.

957
00:49:02,649 --> 00:49:03,775
Yeah, right.

958
00:49:06,043 --> 00:49:08,405
You got yourself a deal, buddy.

959
00:49:18,043 --> 00:49:21,459
So, in the '90s, right,
there was no Facebook.

960
00:49:21,543 --> 00:49:23,002
These nightclubs were our
Tinder.

961
00:49:24,043 --> 00:49:24,879
When you met someone you liked

962
00:49:24,963 --> 00:49:27,298
you'd ask for the free Chasers
matches from behind the bar

963
00:49:30,043 --> 00:49:30,218
then you'd write their name and
number on the inside.

964
00:49:30,301 --> 00:49:32,095
What if you lost the matches?

965
00:49:32,178 --> 00:49:33,680
MAN: You were fucked.

966
00:49:33,763 --> 00:49:35,181
(LAUGHS)

967
00:49:36,043 --> 00:49:38,017
Hey, guys, this legend here
is my best friend, Frank.

968
00:49:38,101 --> 00:49:41,938
(CHANTING)
Franky, Franky, Franky! Yay!

969
00:49:44,065 --> 00:49:45,525
What are you doing here?

970
00:49:45,608 --> 00:49:47,193
Hey, when I heard
you were coming down,

971
00:49:48,043 --> 00:49:48,778
I thought this is gonna
mean trouble so I snuck out.

972
00:49:48,862 --> 00:49:50,780
Frank, this first time in ten
years

973
00:49:50,864 --> 00:49:52,657
that you and I have been
in a nightclub.

974
00:49:54,043 --> 00:49:54,534
Mate, that could only mean
trouble.

975
00:49:54,617 --> 00:49:56,077
This is unreal, Steve.

976
00:49:56,161 --> 00:49:59,998
I feel like I'm 20 years old
again. (LAUGHS)

977
00:50:00,081 --> 00:50:02,459
Hey, we'll have a couple
of Blow Jobs.

978
00:50:02,542 --> 00:50:04,502
Fuck off.

979
00:50:06,043 --> 00:50:07,630
Ahh, yeah, he means Wet Pussies.

980
00:50:07,714 --> 00:50:09,841
Oh. Never say no to a wet
pussy.

981
00:50:12,043 --> 00:50:14,220
OK, this one goes out to a
couple of my friends from the
old school days,

982
00:50:14,304 --> 00:50:16,055
Steve and Frank, the Wog Boys.

983
00:50:16,139 --> 00:50:17,974
(CHEERING)

984
00:50:18,057 --> 00:50:20,685
('YOU SHOULD BE DANCING' BY P
LEMMIERE, N RENSON & K JAMES
PLAYS)

985
00:50:24,043 --> 00:50:24,856
What do you reckon, Frank? Huh?
You still remember the moves or
what?

986
00:50:24,939 --> 00:50:26,524
Shit yeah, man, of course.

987
00:50:26,608 --> 00:50:28,276
Let's show these kids how it's
done.

988
00:50:30,043 --> 00:50:30,612
Ready?
Cheers.

989
00:50:36,043 --> 00:50:38,661
Welcome to
my big fat wog nightmare.

990
00:50:39,204 --> 00:50:41,247
Kick 'em out.

991
00:50:42,043 --> 00:50:42,749
Now!

992
00:50:42,832 --> 00:50:44,751
Guys, we need to move.

993
00:50:44,834 --> 00:50:46,461
('YOU SHOULD BE DANCING' BY P
LEMMIERE, N RENSON & K JAMES
CONTINUES)

994
00:50:48,043 --> 00:50:48,505
# My baby moves at midnight

995
00:50:50,173 --> 00:50:52,509
# Goes out until the dawn

996
00:50:54,177 --> 00:50:57,013
# My woman takes me higher

997
00:51:00,043 --> 00:51:00,683
# My woman keeps me warm

998
00:51:01,935 --> 00:51:05,730
# What you doin' on your back
Yeah

999
00:51:12,043 --> 00:51:12,529
# You should be dancing, yeah

1000
00:51:13,530 --> 00:51:17,158
# Dancing, yeah. #

1001
00:51:18,368 --> 00:51:22,080
(CHEERING)

1002
00:51:28,586 --> 00:51:30,004
Yeah!

1003
00:51:30,088 --> 00:51:32,215
What's up, man?
You can't dance this way?

1004
00:51:32,298 --> 00:51:34,342
Come on, man. It's not 9pm.

1005
00:51:34,425 --> 00:51:35,343
What are you doing?

1006
00:51:36,043 --> 00:51:37,720
FRANK: Oh, come on!

1007
00:51:38,388 --> 00:51:40,890
Oh!

1008
00:51:42,043 --> 00:51:43,017
FRANK: It's our chance to do
this. Alright!

1009
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:45,228
Eugh! Come on!

1010
00:51:48,043 --> 00:51:48,398
This is a Versace shirt, man.
I'll remember you, mate.

1011
00:51:48,481 --> 00:51:50,733
I'll remember you, don't you
worry. I'll be coming back.

1012
00:51:50,817 --> 00:51:53,486
Whoa!
Let's go, mate.

1013
00:51:54,043 --> 00:51:55,154
Forget about it. You're so
lucky.

1014
00:52:00,043 --> 00:52:02,704
Wog Boy! You forgot your
jacket.

1015
00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:05,123
Look out.

1016
00:52:07,166 --> 00:52:08,960
(SNIGGERS)

1017
00:52:09,043 --> 00:52:11,504
Sorry, mate. Had to kick your
dad out. (LAUGHS)

1018
00:52:12,043 --> 00:52:13,298
My what?

1019
00:52:13,381 --> 00:52:17,135
You didn't know? My
condolences. He's a real
fuckwit.

1020
00:52:18,043 --> 00:52:19,053
(APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS)

1021
00:52:19,137 --> 00:52:21,264
CLEO: Hey. Are Steve and Frank
OK? Yeah, it's all good, mate.

1022
00:52:21,347 --> 00:52:23,641
Mum, we need to talk.

1023
00:52:25,810 --> 00:52:29,564
(CAMERA SHUTTER RAPID CLICKS)

1024
00:52:30,398 --> 00:52:31,524
Nice. Show me.

1025
00:52:31,608 --> 00:52:34,652
Good!
(LAUGHS)

1026
00:52:37,155 --> 00:52:39,282
(PHONE RINGS)
Yes, little brother?

1027
00:52:42,043 --> 00:52:42,619
You're gonna absolutely love
what we got tonight.

1028
00:52:42,702 --> 00:52:44,704
Does it make him look bad?

1029
00:52:48,043 --> 00:52:49,542
Both of them, the Wog Boy
and his newly discovered son,
Michael.

1030
00:52:49,626 --> 00:52:51,252
Excellent.

1031
00:52:51,336 --> 00:52:53,379
Two for the price of one.

1032
00:52:54,043 --> 00:52:56,341
You know how much I love that.

1033
00:52:56,424 --> 00:52:58,176
(MENACING LAUGH)

1034
00:53:00,043 --> 00:53:00,803
(CLICK)

1035
00:53:03,598 --> 00:53:05,350
Put it in my mouth.

1036
00:53:06,043 --> 00:53:07,268
(CRUNCH)

1037
00:53:12,482 --> 00:53:16,194
So, this girl I dated
a long time ago, right, Cleo,

1038
00:53:18,043 --> 00:53:18,780
jumped into my cab last week,
you know.

1039
00:53:18,863 --> 00:53:20,531
Nice.
Yeah.

1040
00:53:24,043 --> 00:53:25,078
And then last night I found out
she has a son and it's mine.

1041
00:53:25,161 --> 00:53:26,579
Hey!

1042
00:53:26,663 --> 00:53:28,247
Congratulations, bro.
Tell us about your son.

1043
00:53:30,043 --> 00:53:30,166
Oh, he's a real good kid, you
know, a hard worker.

1044
00:53:30,249 --> 00:53:32,752
Nothing like his dad.
(LAUGHTER)

1045
00:53:32,835 --> 00:53:34,420
Hi, Steve.

1046
00:53:36,043 --> 00:53:36,923
Oh, hi, Cleo.
Ooh!

1047
00:53:38,883 --> 00:53:41,344
Congratulations. Steve's a
great guy.

1048
00:53:42,043 --> 00:53:43,262
Can't wait to meet his son.

1049
00:53:43,346 --> 00:53:45,848
Is there somewhere we can talk?
Yeah, sure.

1050
00:53:45,932 --> 00:53:47,976
Let's just go over there.

1051
00:53:54,043 --> 00:53:55,358
Hey, listen,
I'm sorry about last night.

1052
00:53:55,441 --> 00:53:57,485
Look, I think there's been
a misunderstanding.

1053
00:53:57,568 --> 00:53:59,779
Yeah, tell me about it. We
weren't meant to leave till
about 9pm.

1054
00:54:00,043 --> 00:54:02,532
Michael's not your son.

1055
00:54:06,043 --> 00:54:09,080
You know that night after we
first met and I came back to
your place?

1056
00:54:10,164 --> 00:54:11,207
We just kissed.

1057
00:54:12,542 --> 00:54:15,378
And then you fell asleep.

1058
00:54:18,043 --> 00:54:20,967
Do you remember?
Ahh, no. I can't remember
anything.

1059
00:54:24,043 --> 00:54:24,721
I had too many Cowboys.

1060
00:54:24,804 --> 00:54:28,641
I met someone not long after
you.

1061
00:54:30,043 --> 00:54:32,145
Michael was born in Egypt.
We left there when he was 13.

1062
00:54:32,228 --> 00:54:33,646
We've been in Australia ever
since.

1063
00:54:36,043 --> 00:54:36,983
Oh, right. Yeah.

1064
00:54:37,066 --> 00:54:38,401
(CHUCKLES)

1065
00:54:38,484 --> 00:54:40,987
Yeah, I thought he was
too tall to be my son.

1066
00:54:42,043 --> 00:54:44,449
Everyone in my family's
only up to here. You know.

1067
00:54:45,324 --> 00:54:47,660
Sorry, Cleo. I feel like
a real dickhead.

1068
00:54:48,043 --> 00:54:49,370
No. Hey, it's not your fault.

1069
00:54:49,454 --> 00:54:50,997
I totally understand.
It was such a long time ago.

1070
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:53,041
Sorry to interrupt.

1071
00:54:54,043 --> 00:54:55,168
Steve, there's
a bitchin' black Lamborghini

1072
00:54:55,251 --> 00:54:56,711
parked right outside the front,
bro.

1073
00:54:56,794 --> 00:54:59,464
Come and have a look.

1074
00:55:00,043 --> 00:55:02,884
Goldi brought me.
He's my boyfriend.

1075
00:55:06,043 --> 00:55:06,971
I'd better go.

1076
00:55:07,597 --> 00:55:09,015
(MOUTHS)
What the fuck!

1077
00:55:09,098 --> 00:55:11,100
Hey, wait, I'll walk you out.

1078
00:55:12,727 --> 00:55:15,897
How long does it take to go
from zero to 100ks?

1079
00:55:18,043 --> 00:55:19,484
Oh, probably about the same
amount of time it takes you to
come.

1080
00:55:19,567 --> 00:55:21,778
2.9 seconds.

1081
00:55:24,043 --> 00:55:25,782
CLEO: Bye, Steve.

1082
00:55:25,865 --> 00:55:27,408
Come on, baby.
I'm ready. Let's go.

1083
00:55:30,043 --> 00:55:31,370
Hey, Steve, next time I need to
cab it, I'll know who to call.

1084
00:55:31,454 --> 00:55:33,372
(CHUCKLES)

1085
00:55:36,459 --> 00:55:39,087
(HYDRAULIC DOOR HISSES)

1086
00:55:42,043 --> 00:55:42,632
Then again, do I look like
I need a cab?

1087
00:55:43,591 --> 00:55:45,885
(LAUGHS DERISIVELY)

1088
00:55:48,043 --> 00:55:48,679
(DOOR HISSES)
Ooh.

1089
00:55:54,043 --> 00:55:55,061
(ENGINE ROARS)

1090
00:56:00,043 --> 00:56:00,316
(WHISTLES)

1091
00:56:03,152 --> 00:56:05,029
She made the wrong choice, my
man.

1092
00:56:06,043 --> 00:56:10,743
I mean, look at you
and then look at him. No
comparison.

1093
00:56:12,787 --> 00:56:17,166
I've always been a bad liar
and a terrible poker player.

1094
00:56:24,340 --> 00:56:27,718
(LIGHT MUSIC)

1095
00:56:37,311 --> 00:56:38,938
GOLDI: Hey.

1096
00:56:42,043 --> 00:56:43,317
Don't worry about him. I've
barred that dickhead from the
club.

1097
00:56:43,401 --> 00:56:46,654
Yeah, why would you do that?
Steve's a really nice guy.

1098
00:56:48,043 --> 00:56:49,282
He just got excited
about being a father.

1099
00:56:49,365 --> 00:56:52,076
Yeah. Well, it looks like you
were the last good thing to
happen to that loser.

1100
00:56:54,043 --> 00:56:56,164
Baby, I'm really not
in the mood right now.

1101
00:57:00,043 --> 00:57:00,793
Look, I know I'm a little rough
around the edges sometimes,
right?

1102
00:57:00,877 --> 00:57:04,547
Sometimes? That's the
understatement of the century.

1103
00:57:06,043 --> 00:57:06,465
Alright, always, right?

1104
00:57:06,549 --> 00:57:07,967
But seriously though,

1105
00:57:08,050 --> 00:57:10,052
in our industry,
only the strong survive, right.

1106
00:57:12,043 --> 00:57:13,139
You and I, we did what we set
out to do four years ago.
Right?

1107
00:57:13,222 --> 00:57:16,684
And together we created
the hottest club in town.

1108
00:57:18,043 --> 00:57:21,314
Right? When I retire I'm gonna
hand the keys over to Michael.

1109
00:57:21,397 --> 00:57:23,274
Michael, shit! I've gotta go.

1110
00:57:24,043 --> 00:57:26,110
I promised him
we'd grab lunch together.

1111
00:57:27,403 --> 00:57:29,030
Oh!

1112
00:57:31,073 --> 00:57:35,369
Wait. I thought we were
gonna have a drink.

1113
00:57:36,043 --> 00:57:38,080
Eugh, fuck me.

1114
00:57:54,043 --> 00:57:54,764
(SCOFFS)
Well, hello, Dad.

1115
00:57:55,848 --> 00:57:58,726
I'm sorry. I messed up, alright.

1116
00:57:58,809 --> 00:57:59,894
Is your mum home?

1117
00:58:00,043 --> 00:58:03,147
No.
Hey, wait.

1118
00:58:03,231 --> 00:58:05,775
Is that of a four barrel Holley
in your hand?

1119
00:58:06,043 --> 00:58:08,277
Yeah.

1120
00:58:08,361 --> 00:58:10,529
What, from an LH?
An LX.

1121
00:58:12,043 --> 00:58:13,658
Don't tell me you've got
an original SLR 5000.

1122
00:58:13,741 --> 00:58:17,995
I wish. It's a stuck LX but I'm
rebuilding it as an SLR 5000.

1123
00:58:18,079 --> 00:58:20,039
Yeah, smart move.

1124
00:58:20,122 --> 00:58:23,125
You're gonna make a mint.
Yeah, that's the plan.

1125
00:58:26,462 --> 00:58:28,464
Are you gonna let me in to see
it

1126
00:58:30,043 --> 00:58:31,133
or am I gonna have to stand here
and look at your T-shirt all
day?

1127
00:58:36,043 --> 00:58:37,223
Hey! Where did you find this?

1128
00:58:37,306 --> 00:58:40,601
Grandpa left it for me.
Yeah, right.

1129
00:58:42,043 --> 00:58:43,688
Yeah, my dad left me
his '69 Valiant Pacer.

1130
00:58:43,771 --> 00:58:45,022
Oh, nice. You still got that?

1131
00:58:45,106 --> 00:58:47,525
I don't want to talk about it,
mate.

1132
00:58:48,043 --> 00:58:50,236
Oh. Sorry.

1133
00:58:50,319 --> 00:58:51,946
Hey, 308!

1134
00:58:52,029 --> 00:58:53,739
Did you rebuild it yourself?

1135
00:58:54,043 --> 00:58:55,658
Yeah, last year.

1136
00:58:55,741 --> 00:58:58,244
Also got a nice lumpy cams,
flattop pistons, roller
rockers.

1137
00:58:58,327 --> 00:58:59,912
You know, the whole thing's
been fully balanced.

1138
00:59:00,043 --> 00:59:01,831
Good job.

1139
00:59:01,914 --> 00:59:05,167
Hey, when you're ready, my mate,
he owns old school cruisers.

1140
00:59:06,043 --> 00:59:06,752
I reckon we could pick up 70K
for this, easy.

1141
00:59:06,836 --> 00:59:08,087
No shit. Are you serious?

1142
00:59:08,170 --> 00:59:09,588
Yeah. And then maybe you can
take that

1143
00:59:09,672 --> 00:59:12,008
girl the works behind the bar
out on a date.

1144
00:59:12,091 --> 00:59:13,467
Who, Sophie?

1145
00:59:13,551 --> 00:59:16,637
No. She's like, six years older
than me. No way.

1146
00:59:18,043 --> 00:59:18,431
So what? Big deal.

1147
00:59:18,514 --> 00:59:20,141
She likes you.
Yeah?

1148
00:59:20,224 --> 00:59:21,600
Yeah, how would you know?

1149
00:59:21,684 --> 00:59:23,227
I saw the way she looked at you
at the club.

1150
00:59:24,043 --> 00:59:26,230
And I saw the way that
you looked at her.

1151
00:59:30,043 --> 00:59:30,609
Hey, don't make the same
mistake as me, alright,

1152
00:59:30,693 --> 00:59:32,778
and keep your head under this
hood for the rest of your life.

1153
00:59:32,862 --> 00:59:35,614
There's more to life
than just rebuilding cars.

1154
00:59:36,043 --> 00:59:36,991
You know what I mean?

1155
00:59:37,074 --> 00:59:38,242
(APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS)
CLEO: Hello.

1156
00:59:38,326 --> 00:59:40,453
Hey, Mum. Guess what?
Hey.

1157
00:59:42,043 --> 00:59:43,789
Steve's gonna help me sell the
car.

1158
00:59:43,873 --> 00:59:47,710
Wow, look at you two.
Best buddies all of a sudden.

1159
00:59:48,043 --> 00:59:49,128
When did this all happen?

1160
00:59:49,211 --> 00:59:50,254
Actually, I came by to see you.

1161
00:59:50,338 --> 00:59:51,797
I haven't forgotten my promise.

1162
00:59:54,043 --> 00:59:55,968
So, if you're free,
we could drop in at my place

1163
00:59:56,052 --> 00:59:57,511
and you can pick out some
records.

1164
00:59:57,595 --> 00:59:59,889
Now?
Yeah.

1165
01:00:01,390 --> 01:00:02,975
Oh, I'm sorry, Steve, I can't.

1166
01:00:03,059 --> 01:00:04,769
I promised Michael that
we'd grab lunch together.

1167
01:00:04,852 --> 01:00:05,936
MICHAEL: Oh, I really had
something to eat.

1168
01:00:06,043 --> 01:00:07,438
What?

1169
01:00:07,521 --> 01:00:09,648
Yeah, I got hungry. Mum, you
should go.

1170
01:00:12,043 --> 01:00:12,151
If his collection's
anything like his knowledge of
cars,

1171
01:00:12,234 --> 01:00:13,819
you'll pick up something with a
mint.

1172
01:00:13,903 --> 01:00:16,906
Hey, I promise I'll have you
back you within the hour, huh?

1173
01:00:18,824 --> 01:00:20,451
OK. Yeah, sure.

1174
01:00:20,534 --> 01:00:22,828
Let's go check out this amazing
vinyl collection of yours.

1175
01:00:24,043 --> 01:00:24,830
Great.

1176
01:00:24,914 --> 01:00:27,541
And I'll make sure my mate
doesn't charge you any
commission, alright?

1177
01:00:27,625 --> 01:00:29,293
Thanks, Steve.
No worries.

1178
01:00:30,043 --> 01:00:32,254
(MOUTHS INDISTINCTLY)

1179
01:00:36,043 --> 01:00:36,884
(UP-BEAT MUSIC)

1180
01:00:36,967 --> 01:00:38,928
STEVE: Yeah, this is like a
garage

1181
01:00:39,011 --> 01:00:41,722
but what I've done is I've
converted it into a unit.

1182
01:00:42,043 --> 01:00:43,099
CLEO: Oh, that's cool.

1183
01:00:43,182 --> 01:00:44,975
Yeah, you'll see now
when we go inside.

1184
01:00:45,059 --> 01:00:46,602
Hello, Steve!

1185
01:00:48,043 --> 01:00:49,105
Hey, Guiseppina.
What's going on?

1186
01:00:49,188 --> 01:00:50,523
Oh, nothing.

1187
01:00:50,606 --> 01:00:52,358
I'm just sit here having my
coffee,

1188
01:00:52,441 --> 01:00:53,859
watching the birds
and see who's died this week.

1189
01:00:54,043 --> 01:00:55,903
(CHUCKLES)

1190
01:00:55,986 --> 01:00:58,823
Oh, this is my friend Cleo.

1191
01:01:00,043 --> 01:01:03,244
Ahh. Special friend.

1192
01:01:03,327 --> 01:01:05,329
Hello, Clio.

1193
01:01:06,043 --> 01:01:07,164
Actually it's Cleo.

1194
01:01:07,248 --> 01:01:10,292
Ah, Cleo, Clio, same thing.
(LAUGHS)

1195
01:01:12,043 --> 01:01:13,337
Nice to meet. You Italian?

1196
01:01:13,421 --> 01:01:14,964
No, I'm Egyptian.

1197
01:01:15,047 --> 01:01:16,382
Oh, shit.

1198
01:01:18,043 --> 01:01:18,426
It doesn't matter.

1199
01:01:18,509 --> 01:01:22,513
In Australia all the same same.
Italian, Greek, Egypt, all the
same.

1200
01:01:22,596 --> 01:01:23,848
All Italian.

1201
01:01:24,043 --> 01:01:28,978
Ahh, hello, beautiful girl.
Hi.

1202
01:01:30,043 --> 01:01:30,813
Who are you?
I'm Cleo.

1203
01:01:30,896 --> 01:01:32,731
Hello, Cleon.

1204
01:01:32,815 --> 01:01:35,234
Vince, this special friend of
Steve.

1205
01:01:36,043 --> 01:01:38,904
Ahh, very special, huh?

1206
01:01:42,043 --> 01:01:42,241
Hey, you Italian?
Vince she Egyptian.

1207
01:01:42,324 --> 01:01:44,743
She's Egyptian?
Yes.

1208
01:01:44,827 --> 01:01:45,870
Oh, shit.

1209
01:01:45,953 --> 01:01:47,329
Hey, it doesn't matter.

1210
01:01:48,043 --> 01:01:49,957
Hey, you two going out tonight?

1211
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:53,502
No, we're just gonna go to my
place and check out my records.

1212
01:01:54,043 --> 01:01:54,503
Yeah.

1213
01:01:54,587 --> 01:01:56,964
Ahh, record, huh? I understand.

1214
01:01:57,047 --> 01:01:58,215
OK, we'd better it going.

1215
01:01:58,299 --> 01:01:59,967
Nice to meet you both.

1216
01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:03,095
Nice to meet you, Catalogue.
Nice to meet you, Crayon.

1217
01:02:06,043 --> 01:02:07,475
Mah! Steve is very lucky
I'm not 20 years younger.

1218
01:02:07,558 --> 01:02:10,102
Otherwise all this girls today.
I fix them all up.

1219
01:02:12,043 --> 01:02:12,062
(WHISTLES)
Suck!

1220
01:02:12,146 --> 01:02:15,065
Suck, huh? Suck this!

1221
01:02:18,043 --> 01:02:19,195
(SINGS QUIETLY)

1222
01:02:19,987 --> 01:02:21,780
Hey, Steve!

1223
01:02:24,043 --> 01:02:25,034
Who's this girl, hey?
She's your girlfriend?

1224
01:02:25,117 --> 01:02:26,368
No, Pino. This is Cleo.

1225
01:02:30,043 --> 01:02:30,414
She's from Egypt.
You know, like Cleopatra.

1226
01:02:30,498 --> 01:02:33,876
Oh, you chiropractor. That's
good.

1227
01:02:36,043 --> 01:02:37,087
No.
Hey, Steve, she's a beauty one,
hey?

1228
01:02:37,171 --> 01:02:38,631
What's wrong with you?

1229
01:02:38,714 --> 01:02:41,675
Hurry up and get marry.
Or I'm gonna marry.

1230
01:02:42,043 --> 01:02:46,555
Excuse me, chiropractor,
you like cucumber?

1231
01:02:48,043 --> 01:02:48,891
Oh...

1232
01:02:54,043 --> 01:02:54,104
STEVE: OK, here we are.
Come on in. (CHUCKLES)

1233
01:02:56,065 --> 01:02:59,818
It's nice.
Yeah. It's...

1234
01:03:00,903 --> 01:03:02,613
Yeah.

1235
01:03:02,696 --> 01:03:04,490
I put the records here for you,
just to make it a bit easier.

1236
01:03:04,573 --> 01:03:05,950
Thanks.

1237
01:03:06,043 --> 01:03:07,076
Yeah, just pick out
whatever you want, alright?

1238
01:03:07,159 --> 01:03:09,078
OK, Cool.
Yeah.

1239
01:03:09,161 --> 01:03:10,579
You want something to drink?
Oh, I'll just have a water,
please.

1240
01:03:12,043 --> 01:03:12,122
You got it.

1241
01:03:12,206 --> 01:03:14,166
Thanks.

1242
01:03:21,423 --> 01:03:23,133
There's definitely some
rare vinyl in here.

1243
01:03:24,043 --> 01:03:25,261
Yeah.
(WATER RUNS)

1244
01:03:30,043 --> 01:03:30,641
Oh, wow.

1245
01:03:32,768 --> 01:03:35,854
You've still got
the old Chasers VIP medallion?

1246
01:03:36,043 --> 01:03:38,774
Yeah, check out the
membership number on the back.

1247
01:03:42,043 --> 01:03:44,238
(LAUGHS)
007. Of course, what else.

1248
01:03:44,321 --> 01:03:46,365
(CHUCKLES)
Yeah.

1249
01:03:48,043 --> 01:03:50,619
I don't believe it.

1250
01:03:54,043 --> 01:03:54,248
You've still got
the old Chasers Nightclub
matches?

1251
01:03:54,331 --> 01:03:55,916
Oh, really?

1252
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:57,876
I wonder if it's got
some girl's name and number

1253
01:03:57,960 --> 01:03:59,044
written on the inside.

1254
01:04:00,043 --> 01:04:01,255
Nah, I don't think so.

1255
01:04:03,382 --> 01:04:05,676
This is my name and number.

1256
01:04:07,303 --> 01:04:08,971
I remember this.
Oh.

1257
01:04:09,054 --> 01:04:11,473
I wrote it down for you
on the night we first met.

1258
01:04:12,043 --> 01:04:15,144
Really?
Mmm.

1259
01:04:18,043 --> 01:04:19,231
We were only together for what,
a week but you kept these
matches

1260
01:04:24,043 --> 01:04:24,612
with my name and number written
on the inside for all these
years?

1261
01:04:24,695 --> 01:04:25,988
Why?

1262
01:04:26,071 --> 01:04:27,615
Oh, I didn't even know
they were in there.

1263
01:04:30,043 --> 01:04:30,409
Come on, Steve, don't play
dumb.

1264
01:04:31,619 --> 01:04:32,953
It's really sweet.

1265
01:04:33,037 --> 01:04:35,331
(WHISPERING OUTSIDE)
Knock on the door.

1266
01:04:36,043 --> 01:04:37,207
She's still there.
She's in there.

1267
01:04:37,291 --> 01:04:40,252
Steve?
Yeah?

1268
01:04:42,043 --> 01:04:42,421
I just wanna...
Hold that thought.

1269
01:04:42,504 --> 01:04:44,715
Hold that thought just one
second.

1270
01:04:54,043 --> 01:04:54,224
Steve! I just come to
give my salami to your
girlfriend.

1271
01:04:54,308 --> 01:04:55,601
I bring a panettone.

1272
01:04:55,684 --> 01:04:57,436
I just bring this nice
cucumber.

1273
01:04:57,519 --> 01:04:59,521
Not a good time, guys. Not a
good time.

1274
01:05:00,043 --> 01:05:01,106
She's a good one, Steve.
Steve.

1275
01:05:01,190 --> 01:05:02,650
Give her the cucumber.

1276
01:05:06,043 --> 01:05:07,363
Sorry about that, Cleo.
What were you saying?

1277
01:05:07,446 --> 01:05:08,906
(PHONE RINGING)
Oh, hang on, it's Mikey.

1278
01:05:08,989 --> 01:05:09,990
Oh.

1279
01:05:10,074 --> 01:05:11,700
Yeah, hon?

1280
01:05:12,043 --> 01:05:14,078
Tonight we end the program...
Mum, turn on Hinch now.

1281
01:05:14,161 --> 01:05:15,079
..with a blast from the past.

1282
01:05:15,162 --> 01:05:17,623
OK. I'll call you back.

1283
01:05:18,043 --> 01:05:21,710
Can you turn the TV on Hinch?
Ah, yeah, sure.

1284
01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:29,134
# Get tzatziki wit it
Na na na na na na

1285
01:05:30,043 --> 01:05:31,637
# Get tzatziki wit it... #
HINCH: Remember this bloke?

1286
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:33,764
Steve Karamitsis.

1287
01:05:36,043 --> 01:05:37,059
Probably better known to all of
you as the Wog Boy.

1288
01:05:37,142 --> 01:05:39,478
He became famous over 20 years
ago

1289
01:05:42,043 --> 01:05:42,815
on this show for being
a dole bludger.

1290
01:05:42,898 --> 01:05:45,984
Well, you'll never guess what
he's up to now.

1291
01:05:48,043 --> 01:05:50,531
He's a cabbie, and here he is
hooning around in his taxi,

1292
01:05:50,614 --> 01:05:53,617
dragging off other cars
through the city streets.

1293
01:05:54,043 --> 01:05:54,702
Can you believe this?

1294
01:05:54,785 --> 01:05:56,495
He's also a party bus host

1295
01:05:56,578 --> 01:05:59,540
that gives refuge
to escaped asylum seekers.

1296
01:06:00,043 --> 01:06:03,335
This bloke is Ruben Namalume
from the Congo.

1297
01:06:03,419 --> 01:06:04,837
Ruben!

1298
01:06:06,043 --> 01:06:06,797
He's been on the run for three
years

1299
01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:09,091
since he escaped from
a detention centre.

1300
01:06:09,174 --> 01:06:11,218
Man, you've got help me
get out of here.

1301
01:06:12,043 --> 01:06:13,345
And it wouldn't be a real party

1302
01:06:13,429 --> 01:06:16,348
unless the Wog Boy's old mate,
Frank Di Benedetto was there
too.

1303
01:06:18,043 --> 01:06:19,810
Remember him?
Daddy, you're on TV!

1304
01:06:19,893 --> 01:06:22,187
Unlike his best mate Steve...
Hey, it's me.

1305
01:06:24,043 --> 01:06:27,651
..Frank has struck it rich
as the owner of the Mario's
Pizza chain.

1306
01:06:27,735 --> 01:06:28,902
That's right, stronzo. That's
right.

1307
01:06:30,043 --> 01:06:30,487
Frank...
HINCH: And here they are

1308
01:06:30,571 --> 01:06:32,030
partying it up...
What's this?

1309
01:06:32,114 --> 01:06:34,324
..just like the old days...
I'm on TV.

1310
01:06:36,043 --> 01:06:36,577
..at Privilege's nightclub
owned by the notorious Peter
Gold,

1311
01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:39,705
better known as Goldi.

1312
01:06:39,788 --> 01:06:41,373
Fuck! I need more Botox.

1313
01:06:42,043 --> 01:06:43,876
Now, this bloke has twice
been up on drug dealing

1314
01:06:43,959 --> 01:06:47,379
and money laundering charges
but has never been convicted.

1315
01:06:48,043 --> 01:06:49,631
Yeah, I reckon some filler
under your cheeks as well,

1316
01:06:49,715 --> 01:06:51,300
lift them up a bit.

1317
01:06:51,383 --> 01:06:53,051
HINCH: Later that night,
after some kind of fallout,

1318
01:06:54,043 --> 01:06:55,220
Steve, Frank,
and the Congolese escapade

1319
01:07:00,043 --> 01:07:00,184
were all thrown out onto
the street by Goldi and his
hoons.

1320
01:07:00,267 --> 01:07:01,894
That Goldi is such a Bogan.

1321
01:07:01,977 --> 01:07:03,395
(LAUGHTER)

1322
01:07:03,479 --> 01:07:05,230
Kind of turns me on.

1323
01:07:06,043 --> 01:07:07,441
HINCH: Pizza shops, discos,

1324
01:07:07,524 --> 01:07:09,735
there's lots of cash going
through businesses like that,
isn't there?

1325
01:07:09,818 --> 01:07:11,403
What's he tryin' to say?

1326
01:07:12,043 --> 01:07:14,114
He's saying we're crooks.
Bastard.

1327
01:07:14,198 --> 01:07:17,201
(SPEAKS ITALIAN)

1328
01:07:18,043 --> 01:07:19,161
HINCH: One thing's for sure,

1329
01:07:19,244 --> 01:07:21,246
wherever there's pizza,
there's lots of dough to be
made.

1330
01:07:21,330 --> 01:07:23,207
GUISEPPINA: It's not true.
I'm not believe.

1331
01:07:24,043 --> 01:07:24,708
I'm not believe.

1332
01:07:24,792 --> 01:07:27,127
Bloody poo, you bastard, Hinch.

1333
01:07:27,211 --> 01:07:28,879
Please, don't spit on the
television.

1334
01:07:30,043 --> 01:07:30,672
REPORTER: Have you seen
the Wog Boy footage?

1335
01:07:30,756 --> 01:07:32,382
Yes, I've seen the footage

1336
01:07:32,466 --> 01:07:34,676
and my department will be doing
a thorough investigation.

1337
01:07:36,043 --> 01:07:36,929
Now...
Beagle-Thorpe?

1338
01:07:37,012 --> 01:07:38,806
..you'll have to excuse us.

1339
01:07:38,889 --> 01:07:40,432
I'm going to be godmother to my
brother Clayton's daughter

1340
01:07:40,516 --> 01:07:41,975
and we have a rehearsal to go
to.

1341
01:07:42,059 --> 01:07:43,894
That's Raelene's kids.

1342
01:07:44,478 --> 01:07:46,772
I've gotta get going.

1343
01:07:48,043 --> 01:07:49,066
Here's your matches.

1344
01:07:49,149 --> 01:07:51,109
OK. I'll give you a lift.
No, it's cool.

1345
01:07:51,193 --> 01:07:53,111
Michael's nearly here.
No, wait, Cleo. Hang on a sec...

1346
01:07:54,043 --> 01:07:57,324
HINCH: Steve Karamitsis would
say, "Keep calm and wog on."

1347
01:07:57,407 --> 01:07:59,117
(PHONE RINGS)
Yeah?

1348
01:08:00,043 --> 01:08:00,786
Steve, are you watching Hinch?
Yeah.

1349
01:08:00,869 --> 01:08:02,788
What's going on, mate? This is
no good.

1350
01:08:02,871 --> 01:08:04,581
It's Raelene's kids,
they're messing with us.

1351
01:08:06,043 --> 01:08:06,750
Those little shits.

1352
01:08:06,834 --> 01:08:08,085
So, what are we gonna do?

1353
01:08:08,168 --> 01:08:09,169
Don't know, mate.

1354
01:08:09,253 --> 01:08:11,213
Don't know what we're gonna do

1355
01:08:12,043 --> 01:08:13,632
but we better do something
'cause they just ruined my
chances with Cleo.

1356
01:08:13,715 --> 01:08:15,300
Hey, how did the matches idea
go?

1357
01:08:18,043 --> 01:08:20,222
Yeah. Yeah it worked, mate,
until Hinch stuffed it up again.

1358
01:08:20,305 --> 01:08:22,307
So tell me, how many matches
with numbers have you got?

1359
01:08:24,043 --> 01:08:24,810
(PHONE BUZZES)
Hey, I gotta go, I've got
another call.

1360
01:08:24,893 --> 01:08:27,020
You there?
(LINE DISCONNECTED)

1361
01:08:30,043 --> 01:08:30,107
Yeah, Tony?

1362
01:08:36,155 --> 01:08:38,490
Tony, what's up?
Steve, Steve!

1363
01:08:42,043 --> 01:08:42,786
My cousin Government, he said
other Minister hate you.

1364
01:08:42,870 --> 01:08:44,329
And anyone that know you

1365
01:08:48,043 --> 01:08:49,376
and not citizen like me in big
trouble, farken.

1366
01:08:49,459 --> 01:08:50,586
Don't worry, Tony, it's OK.

1367
01:08:50,669 --> 01:08:51,712
I'll sort it out, OK?

1368
01:08:51,795 --> 01:08:54,006
OK. Hey, be careful, Steve.

1369
01:08:54,089 --> 01:08:55,465
Here.

1370
01:08:55,549 --> 01:08:59,344
Take free pepper spray, farken.
Ahh, yeah. Thanks, Tony.

1371
01:09:00,043 --> 01:09:01,889
I'll call you soon, alright?

1372
01:09:06,226 --> 01:09:08,520
Hey. You have train ticket,
farken?

1373
01:09:08,604 --> 01:09:10,898
(SCOFFS)
No.

1374
01:09:18,043 --> 01:09:19,948
(CAR REVS)

1375
01:09:24,043 --> 01:09:24,536
(SMOOTH MUSIC)

1376
01:09:24,620 --> 01:09:27,623
# Ferrari
Ferrari

1377
01:09:30,043 --> 01:09:31,168
# Mio Ferrari
Ferrari

1378
01:09:31,251 --> 01:09:35,756
# Faturmo l'amore
Ferrari.... #

1379
01:09:36,043 --> 01:09:37,466
Hey, you right, mate?
Yeah, I'm fine.

1380
01:09:37,549 --> 01:09:39,009
You have a good day, alright?

1381
01:09:42,043 --> 01:09:42,971
Love you, mate.
Bye, dad.

1382
01:09:43,764 --> 01:09:46,600
Hey. I watched Hinch last night.

1383
01:09:48,043 --> 01:09:49,227
They never used to let people
like you in here.

1384
01:09:49,311 --> 01:09:50,562
What?

1385
01:09:50,646 --> 01:09:52,898
Oh. Oh, right.

1386
01:09:54,043 --> 01:09:55,317
Good-looking wog boys
with a sense of style?

1387
01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:57,110
(SCOFFS)
Huh?

1388
01:10:00,043 --> 01:10:00,739
You want me, huh?
Sorry, can't have me.

1389
01:10:00,822 --> 01:10:03,075
We make the best cars too.
Look.

1390
01:10:03,158 --> 01:10:05,410
Hey, hang around. Watch this.

1391
01:10:06,043 --> 01:10:06,870
You'll love it.

1392
01:10:06,954 --> 01:10:09,623
You stuck up sofisticata. Eugh.

1393
01:10:12,334 --> 01:10:13,335
(ENGINE ROARS TO LIFE)

1394
01:10:13,418 --> 01:10:15,587
(ENGINE RACES)

1395
01:10:18,548 --> 01:10:21,677
(SMOOTH MUSIC CONTINUES)

1396
01:10:25,430 --> 01:10:27,307
Whoa! Eugh!

1397
01:10:30,043 --> 01:10:30,769
What happened to you?
I got pepper sprayed by that
PSO.

1398
01:10:30,852 --> 01:10:33,271
Minister, sorry to interrupt

1399
01:10:33,355 --> 01:10:35,816
but there's a Steve Karamitsis
here to see you.

1400
01:10:36,043 --> 01:10:37,943
He said it was urgent.

1401
01:10:38,026 --> 01:10:40,529
Yes, Jenkins, thank you. Let
him in.

1402
01:10:42,043 --> 01:10:44,533
Right on cue.

1403
01:10:48,043 --> 01:10:51,456
Mr Karamitsis, thanks for
stopping by.

1404
01:10:54,043 --> 01:10:55,335
You saved the government
a lot of money on postage.

1405
01:11:00,215 --> 01:11:01,550
What's this?

1406
01:11:01,633 --> 01:11:03,468
All of your hooning fines.

1407
01:11:06,043 --> 01:11:06,388
You don't have a lot of respect
for road laws, do you?

1408
01:11:06,471 --> 01:11:09,141
A lack of respect to something
you'd know a lot more about than
me.

1409
01:11:09,224 --> 01:11:11,560
Excuse me, do you know
who you're talking to?

1410
01:11:12,043 --> 01:11:15,397
Hey, yeah, Raylene's spoiled
kids.

1411
01:11:15,480 --> 01:11:17,482
Hey, can we move this along?

1412
01:11:18,043 --> 01:11:18,859
What do you want?

1413
01:11:18,942 --> 01:11:21,820
Twenty years ago
you humiliated my mother

1414
01:11:24,043 --> 01:11:24,489
and destroyed her political
career.

1415
01:11:24,573 --> 01:11:27,367
Oh, we're way beyond
the 'what do we want' moment.

1416
01:11:27,451 --> 01:11:29,327
We're up to the 'we're going to
destroy you

1417
01:11:30,043 --> 01:11:33,206
'and everything you love'
moment.

1418
01:11:36,043 --> 01:11:36,334
Hey, you've got red hair
just like her?

1419
01:11:36,418 --> 01:11:40,964
Yeah, I guess it's a case of
deja rouge all over again.

1420
01:11:42,043 --> 01:11:45,969
You look like my cousin,
Con-junctivitis.

1421
01:11:54,043 --> 01:11:54,936
We're going to do you slowly,
Wog Boy. Like a lamb on the
spit.

1422
01:12:00,043 --> 01:12:01,985
(BOTH SING)
# Na na na na-na-na na na na

1423
01:12:02,069 --> 01:12:03,695
# Get tzatziki with it. #

1424
01:12:03,779 --> 01:12:05,822
Still our favourite.
Mm-hm.

1425
01:12:06,043 --> 01:12:08,075
Hey, you forgot the best bit.

1426
01:12:08,158 --> 01:12:09,910
Nah!

1427
01:12:12,043 --> 01:12:12,537
(SCOFFS)

1428
01:12:12,621 --> 01:12:13,538
Mmm.

1429
01:12:13,622 --> 01:12:15,832
You forgot the best bit.

1430
01:12:22,089 --> 01:12:23,840
Hey, what's going on?

1431
01:12:24,043 --> 01:12:25,050
Hey, not one customer all day.

1432
01:12:25,133 --> 01:12:27,052
What!
Bloody Hinch.

1433
01:12:30,043 --> 01:12:32,641
You know, I come to the country
with one suitcase, one
suitcase.

1434
01:12:32,724 --> 01:12:34,351
I work hard.

1435
01:12:36,043 --> 01:12:37,437
And I pay my taxes whole time.
I never lie to them.

1436
01:12:37,521 --> 01:12:40,857
I never...
Dad.

1437
01:12:42,043 --> 01:12:42,400
Hey, what's wrong?

1438
01:12:42,484 --> 01:12:44,236
Dad, what's wrong? Dad!
Eugh!

1439
01:12:44,319 --> 01:12:46,738
Call an ambulance, quick.
Quick, quick.

1440
01:12:48,043 --> 01:12:48,740
(GROANS)

1441
01:12:48,824 --> 01:12:51,118
(PHONE BUTTONS BEEP)

1442
01:12:54,043 --> 01:12:55,747
(ICE CLINKS IN GLASS)

1443
01:13:02,337 --> 01:13:03,630
Hi, Goldi.

1444
01:13:03,713 --> 01:13:05,132
How the fuck did you get in
here?

1445
01:13:06,043 --> 01:13:07,759
Relax, I'm not after you.

1446
01:13:07,843 --> 01:13:10,178
I want Michael.

1447
01:13:12,043 --> 01:13:12,806
Mikey?

1448
01:13:12,889 --> 01:13:13,932
Why?

1449
01:13:14,015 --> 01:13:16,476
Well, that's my business.

1450
01:13:18,043 --> 01:13:18,478
I don't care how you do it

1451
01:13:18,562 --> 01:13:20,480
but I want him caught
doing something illegal.

1452
01:13:20,564 --> 01:13:22,858
(CHUCKLES)
Yeah, not happening.

1453
01:13:24,043 --> 01:13:24,568
I love that kid.

1454
01:13:24,651 --> 01:13:28,947
The only thing you love
is what you see in the mirror.

1455
01:13:30,073 --> 01:13:31,741
You're a narcissistic prick

1456
01:13:31,825 --> 01:13:35,537
who would sell out his own
mother for a bag of chips.

1457
01:13:36,043 --> 01:13:37,414
Speaking of bags,

1458
01:13:37,497 --> 01:13:40,292
one of my undercovers
was sold some cocaine

1459
01:13:42,043 --> 01:13:43,545
from one of your employees
inside your club.

1460
01:13:43,628 --> 01:13:47,382
So what? Nothin' to do with me.
(CHUCKLES)

1461
01:13:54,043 --> 01:13:57,642
Ooh. Your prints are all over
the bag.

1462
01:14:00,043 --> 01:14:01,271
How's your reputation going
these days, Goldi?

1463
01:14:01,354 --> 01:14:04,441
Do you think you can get off
a third time?

1464
01:14:06,943 --> 01:14:08,445
Just as I thought.

1465
01:14:12,043 --> 01:14:12,073
You do as I tell you
and it all disappears.

1466
01:14:13,825 --> 01:14:17,245
(EDGY MUSIC)

1467
01:14:24,043 --> 01:14:26,254
How can I trust you?
You're a fuckin' politician.

1468
01:14:30,043 --> 01:14:32,302
'Cause I don't want you going
to gaol.

1469
01:14:32,385 --> 01:14:33,803
(SEDUCTIVE MUSIC)

1470
01:14:36,043 --> 01:14:38,099
I want you right here. Lover.

1471
01:14:42,043 --> 01:14:42,896
Hello.
Hello.

1472
01:14:42,979 --> 01:14:44,648
(CHUCKLES)

1473
01:14:44,731 --> 01:14:47,275
Ooh!

1474
01:14:54,043 --> 01:14:55,492
(SOULFUL MUSIC)

1475
01:15:00,043 --> 01:15:03,124
FRANK: Even though my dad never
went to school very much,

1476
01:15:06,043 --> 01:15:08,463
he never liked the thought of
anyone thinking of him as an
illiterate fool.

1477
01:15:09,923 --> 01:15:11,883
He'd often say things like,

1478
01:15:12,043 --> 01:15:14,844
(IMITATING MARIO)
"Hey, Frank,

1479
01:15:18,043 --> 01:15:18,223
"they think I know fuck nothing

1480
01:15:18,306 --> 01:15:21,893
"but I tell them,
I know fuck all."

1481
01:15:21,977 --> 01:15:23,395
(QUIET LAUGHTER)

1482
01:15:24,043 --> 01:15:27,732
He worked hard, every day of
the week,

1483
01:15:30,043 --> 01:15:33,738
to make sure that my life,

1484
01:15:36,043 --> 01:15:37,993
my family's would be
a lot easier than his ever was.

1485
01:15:48,043 --> 01:15:48,586
He taught me that becoming a
father was a selfless act.

1486
01:15:54,043 --> 01:15:57,345
And most importantly,
he taught me that family was
everything.

1487
01:16:00,043 --> 01:16:05,270
And family didn't always mean
having the same blood.

1488
01:16:06,354 --> 01:16:07,814
So, I just wanna...

1489
01:16:07,897 --> 01:16:09,649
Raise your glasses

1490
01:16:18,043 --> 01:16:18,158
and make a toast to a great
man, my dad.

1491
01:16:18,241 --> 01:16:22,078
Mario.
ALL: To Mario.

1492
01:16:27,917 --> 01:16:29,669
Hey, boss?

1493
01:16:30,043 --> 01:16:32,005
I want you to take this cash
to Michael's place for me now.

1494
01:16:32,088 --> 01:16:34,215
But I never deliver the money.

1495
01:16:36,043 --> 01:16:36,885
We're a little bit
short-staffed. Go on.

1496
01:16:36,968 --> 01:16:38,637
I tell you what...

1497
01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:40,180
you get an 8 ball for your
trouble.

1498
01:16:42,043 --> 01:16:42,098
Hey? On the house. Yeah?

1499
01:16:42,182 --> 01:16:43,725
Sweet. Thanks.

1500
01:16:43,808 --> 01:16:46,186
Yeah, alright. Go, go now.
Go on. Fuck off. Go.

1501
01:16:50,690 --> 01:16:52,734
(CALL TONE)

1502
01:16:54,043 --> 01:16:56,071
Yeah, he just left.

1503
01:16:56,154 --> 01:16:58,990
(BABY CRIES)
(ORGAN MUSIC)

1504
01:17:00,043 --> 01:17:05,455
PRIEST: Receive the sign of the
cross on your brow and on your
heart.

1505
01:17:06,043 --> 01:17:10,710
Brianna, do you believe in God
the Almighty Father,

1506
01:17:12,043 --> 01:17:13,463
Creator of heaven and earth?

1507
01:17:13,546 --> 01:17:16,007
I do.

1508
01:17:18,426 --> 01:17:22,055
PRIEST: Do you believe in Jesus
Christ His only Son, our Lord?

1509
01:17:24,043 --> 01:17:25,683
I do.

1510
01:17:25,767 --> 01:17:29,187
PRIEST: Brianna Beagle-Thorpe,
do you renounce Satan?

1511
01:17:30,043 --> 01:17:31,731
I do renounce him.

1512
01:17:36,043 --> 01:17:36,653
PRIEST: And all his works?
BRIANNA: I do renounce them.

1513
01:17:36,736 --> 01:17:40,198
PRIEST: And all his temptations
in all his forms?

1514
01:17:42,043 --> 01:17:43,993
I do renounce them.

1515
01:17:44,953 --> 01:17:46,955
PRIEST: And all his pomps?

1516
01:17:48,373 --> 01:17:50,875
I do renounce them.

1517
01:17:50,959 --> 01:17:53,461
PRIEST: Brianna Beagle-Thorpe,

1518
01:17:54,043 --> 01:17:58,383
go in peace
and may the Lord be with you.

1519
01:18:00,043 --> 01:18:00,343
Amen.

1520
01:18:01,136 --> 01:18:02,595
ALL: Amen.

1521
01:18:02,679 --> 01:18:03,888
(DRAMATIC ORGAN)

1522
01:18:06,043 --> 01:18:06,224
BRIANNA: Oh, thank you so much.

1523
01:18:06,307 --> 01:18:07,559
(BABY CRIES)

1524
01:18:07,642 --> 01:18:10,061
Congratulations.
Thank you so much.

1525
01:18:12,043 --> 01:18:12,063
(BABY CRIES)

1526
01:18:12,147 --> 01:18:16,568
Got 'em all except for that
PSO.

1527
01:18:18,043 --> 01:18:20,738
What happened?

1528
01:18:24,043 --> 01:18:25,285
Congratulations, cousin Tony,
you are now an Australian
citizen.

1529
01:18:30,043 --> 01:18:30,123
Ahh! Yes! Thank you, Tony,
I mean minister, farken.

1530
01:18:30,206 --> 01:18:31,916
(LAUGHS)

1531
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:34,252
Oh! You ready?

1532
01:18:36,043 --> 01:18:38,631
All together.
ALL: Australia, good country,
farken.

1533
01:18:38,715 --> 01:18:40,592
Come, come.

1534
01:18:43,011 --> 01:18:45,263
(INDISTINCT SPEECH)

1535
01:18:45,346 --> 01:18:47,265
Lovely family.
Thank you, farken.

1536
01:18:48,043 --> 01:18:49,684
Thank you, farken.

1537
01:18:54,043 --> 01:18:54,731
We're outside court where
employees of the Privilege
nightclub,

1538
01:18:54,814 --> 01:18:57,442
Asher Jacobson and Michael
Sedra

1539
01:19:00,043 --> 01:19:01,112
have been found guilty
of theft and drug trafficking.

1540
01:19:01,196 --> 01:19:03,281
Both have been released on
bail.

1541
01:19:03,364 --> 01:19:05,950
Minister, why were you in court
today?

1542
01:19:06,043 --> 01:19:08,369
Michael Sedra
is not an Australian citizen.

1543
01:19:08,453 --> 01:19:11,498
He came into this country
on a child a visa about five
years ago.

1544
01:19:12,043 --> 01:19:15,126
Today as an adult he's been
found guilty of serious crimes
and as such,

1545
01:19:18,043 --> 01:19:19,464
once he has completed a
sentence I'll be immediately
deporting him back to Egypt.

1546
01:19:19,547 --> 01:19:23,968
But Minister, is that fair?
Yes, it is. No further
questions.

1547
01:19:24,052 --> 01:19:25,929
Cleo, Cleo!

1548
01:19:26,012 --> 01:19:28,056
How do you feel about the
Minister wanting to deport your
son?

1549
01:19:28,139 --> 01:19:29,974
Look, I don't really want to...
Michael is completely innocent.
Alright?

1550
01:19:30,058 --> 01:19:32,644
He was conned by a drug dealing
junkie. We'll be appealing.

1551
01:19:32,727 --> 01:19:34,479
Now back the fuck off.
Is the club involved in this?

1552
01:19:36,043 --> 01:19:36,648
Privilege nightclub
is open for business.

1553
01:19:36,731 --> 01:19:38,942
But give us something
about the case though, Goldi.

1554
01:19:39,025 --> 01:19:40,360
Piss off, mate.

1555
01:19:40,443 --> 01:19:41,694
Are you part of this or what?
Come on.

1556
01:19:42,043 --> 01:19:43,655
Drive, drive!
I want to know.

1557
01:19:43,738 --> 01:19:46,783
Give us some answers. Come on,
Goldi.

1558
01:19:54,043 --> 01:19:54,499
(ANXIOUS MUSIC)

1559
01:19:56,334 --> 01:19:58,628
GOLDI: What the fuck's he doing
here?

1560
01:20:06,761 --> 01:20:10,056
Just when you thought this day
couldn't get any worse.

1561
01:20:10,139 --> 01:20:11,641
You OK?
CLEO: Eugh!

1562
01:20:12,043 --> 01:20:13,518
No, I'm not OK.

1563
01:20:13,601 --> 01:20:15,645
The only reason this is all
happening

1564
01:20:18,043 --> 01:20:18,356
is because that crazy woman
has it out for you

1565
01:20:18,439 --> 01:20:20,149
at things that Michael is your
son.

1566
01:20:20,233 --> 01:20:23,403
I'm sorry, Cleo. I'll sort it
out. No, just leave us alone.

1567
01:20:24,529 --> 01:20:26,781
I regret ever seeing you again.

1568
01:20:30,043 --> 01:20:32,912
(SOULFUL MUSIC)

1569
01:20:36,332 --> 01:20:38,543
Can you believe this shit?

1570
01:20:38,626 --> 01:20:41,504
Yeah. It's obviously some kind
of setup, you know.

1571
01:20:42,043 --> 01:20:44,382
Hey, don't worry,
it'll be OK. Alright?

1572
01:20:44,465 --> 01:20:46,259
CLEO: Michael!

1573
01:20:48,052 --> 01:20:50,346
I'll call you later.

1574
01:20:55,143 --> 01:20:58,021
(SNIGGERS)

1575
01:21:00,043 --> 01:21:01,816
You're a loser
at the top of your game.

1576
01:21:06,043 --> 01:21:06,529
If I were you - and thank god
I'm not - I'd go back to the
Minister's office

1577
01:21:06,613 --> 01:21:09,907
and I'd throw myself at her
feet and I would beg for her
forgiveness.

1578
01:21:09,991 --> 01:21:11,618
(CHUCKLES)

1579
01:21:12,043 --> 01:21:13,828
How did you know I was at her
office?

1580
01:21:13,911 --> 01:21:15,872
What?

1581
01:21:15,955 --> 01:21:17,915
I never told anybody.

1582
01:21:19,667 --> 01:21:22,420
Maybe I'm a fuckin' psychic.
(MAKES A GHOSTLY NOISE)

1583
01:21:24,043 --> 01:21:24,297
(CHUCKLES)

1584
01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:27,258
See you later, Wog Boy.

1585
01:21:27,342 --> 01:21:29,677
Off you pop.

1586
01:21:32,221 --> 01:21:34,932
Psychic my arse.

1587
01:21:44,108 --> 01:21:47,612
Small Capricciosa, extra
olives. Thanks, Frank.

1588
01:21:48,043 --> 01:21:49,947
It's been a while, huh?
Sure has.

1589
01:21:50,031 --> 01:21:52,533
I haven't made pizzas
for like, six years.

1590
01:21:54,043 --> 01:21:55,536
Yeah. I miss it, you know.
I really do.

1591
01:21:55,620 --> 01:21:57,830
It's who I am. It's me.

1592
01:22:00,043 --> 01:22:01,459
Oh, before I forget...

1593
01:22:01,542 --> 01:22:04,420
Read the reading
of my dad's will today.

1594
01:22:06,043 --> 01:22:08,383
He left you something. Here.

1595
01:22:08,466 --> 01:22:10,760
No way. Really?
Yeah.

1596
01:22:12,043 --> 01:22:12,970
He loved you, Steve.

1597
01:22:13,054 --> 01:22:15,640
Sometimes more than me.

1598
01:22:20,061 --> 01:22:23,106
Nah! Nah, man, that's too much.

1599
01:22:24,043 --> 01:22:25,149
No it's not. Shut up.

1600
01:22:25,233 --> 01:22:28,319
Take it
and go and get the old Steve
back.

1601
01:22:30,043 --> 01:22:33,991
No. That Steve is long gone,
mate.

1602
01:22:34,075 --> 01:22:35,368
He's not.

1603
01:22:36,043 --> 01:22:37,370
He's just missing his super
powers.

1604
01:22:37,453 --> 01:22:38,788
Eh?

1605
01:22:38,871 --> 01:22:41,666
The thing that made you
invincible.

1606
01:22:42,043 --> 01:22:47,422
You know what they say, mate,
you can teach an old wog new
tricks.

1607
01:22:50,091 --> 01:22:52,051
Hey, I'm not that old.

1608
01:22:54,554 --> 01:22:57,682
Yeah, neither am I.
(LAUGHTER)

1609
01:23:00,043 --> 01:23:03,062
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

1610
01:23:07,859 --> 01:23:10,820
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1611
01:23:18,043 --> 01:23:20,580
('PRELUDE (SONNENAUFGANG)'
BY R STRAUSS PLAYS)

1612
01:23:36,095 --> 01:23:39,515
(DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES)

1613
01:23:48,274 --> 01:23:51,694
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC)

1614
01:24:09,629 --> 01:24:11,088
(ENGINE ROARS)

1615
01:24:12,043 --> 01:24:13,966
('BORN TO BE ALIVE'
BY PATRICK HERNANDEZ PLAYS)

1616
01:24:18,043 --> 01:24:21,599
# We were born to be alive

1617
01:24:24,043 --> 01:24:28,439
# Born, born to be alive
born to be alive

1618
01:24:30,043 --> 01:24:31,275
# Yes, we were born

1619
01:24:31,359 --> 01:24:35,571
# Born, born

1620
01:24:36,043 --> 01:24:38,157
# Born to be alive. #

1621
01:24:38,241 --> 01:24:40,535
(IMITATES GUITAR)

1622
01:24:42,043 --> 01:24:42,203
# People ask me why

1623
01:24:42,286 --> 01:24:43,371
# I never find a place to stop

1624
01:24:43,454 --> 01:24:44,956
# And settle down, down, down...
#

1625
01:24:48,043 --> 01:24:48,376
(CHEERING)
('LA CUCARACHA' MUSICAL HORN)

1626
01:24:56,968 --> 01:24:59,428
(CHEERING)

1627
01:25:09,272 --> 01:25:11,232
ALL: Boo!

1628
01:25:18,043 --> 01:25:18,823
This woman thinks that she's the
one who decides who is or isn't
an Aussie.

1629
01:25:18,906 --> 01:25:21,993
She's got no idea what it means
to be an Australian.

1630
01:25:24,043 --> 01:25:24,203
Yeah. No idea!

1631
01:25:24,287 --> 01:25:25,872
Hey, who are these guys?
Immigration.

1632
01:25:30,043 --> 01:25:30,168
Whoa!
Get 'em.

1633
01:25:30,251 --> 01:25:34,839
('GOD SAVE THE QUEEN' MUSICAL
HORN)

1634
01:25:36,043 --> 01:25:38,009
My car horn is a lot better
than yours.

1635
01:25:38,092 --> 01:25:40,177
Say goodbye to your buddies.

1636
01:25:42,043 --> 01:25:42,597
You won't be seeing them again.

1637
01:25:48,436 --> 01:25:50,313
She's worse than her mother.

1638
01:25:51,314 --> 01:25:53,691
No, Steve, they're exactly the
same.

1639
01:25:54,043 --> 01:25:57,987
You've got to get rid of these
Beagle-Thorpes once and for
all.

1640
01:26:00,043 --> 01:26:02,992
By the way, that jacket's mad.

1641
01:26:06,043 --> 01:26:07,496
(UP-BEAT MUSIC)

1642
01:26:07,580 --> 01:26:09,332
STEVE: OK, thanks for coming,
everyone.

1643
01:26:12,043 --> 01:26:13,252
Now, Tony, I need you
to ask your cousin the Minister

1644
01:26:13,336 --> 01:26:16,797
to get Vince here
the cleaning job at Brianna's
office.

1645
01:26:18,043 --> 01:26:18,466
Mate, do you think you can do
that?

1646
01:26:18,549 --> 01:26:21,719
Yes, there's no problem,
farken. Great. Thanks, Tony.

1647
01:26:21,802 --> 01:26:23,054
Hey, Tony, you want a coffee?

1648
01:26:24,043 --> 01:26:26,641
Guiseppina, make coffee,
please.

1649
01:26:30,043 --> 01:26:31,395
Hey, Guiseppina!
Alright, alright.

1650
01:26:31,479 --> 01:26:35,524
Why do you always yell for,
I'm just here.

1651
01:26:36,043 --> 01:26:37,068
Hello, Steve.
Hey.

1652
01:26:37,151 --> 01:26:39,195
Very nice.

1653
01:26:39,278 --> 01:26:41,322
Tony, you want coffee?
Yes. Three sugars, farken.

1654
01:26:42,043 --> 01:26:45,242
Three! That's too much.
You get diabetics.

1655
01:26:45,326 --> 01:26:46,702
I just put two.

1656
01:26:48,043 --> 01:26:50,623
Alright, alright, I put three.

1657
01:26:50,706 --> 01:26:52,959
I put five now. Fuck you.

1658
01:26:54,043 --> 01:26:56,587
(FARTS)

1659
01:26:56,671 --> 01:26:57,922
STEVE: Eugh! Alright, OK.

1660
01:27:00,043 --> 01:27:00,675
Alright, guys, that's my cue to
leave.

1661
01:27:00,758 --> 01:27:03,010
Thanks for coming, everyone.
Everyone got it?

1662
01:27:06,043 --> 01:27:07,431
OK? Alright.
Thanks once again, Tony.

1663
01:27:07,515 --> 01:27:09,058
You dirty, fuckin' bastard.

1664
01:27:12,043 --> 01:27:12,603
Why you eat ricotta
to make you shit like elephant?

1665
01:27:12,687 --> 01:27:15,439
Guiseppina, get the spray,
please.

1666
01:27:18,043 --> 01:27:19,860
No, Vince, no.
Please. I no eat ricotta.

1667
01:27:19,944 --> 01:27:21,612
GUISEPPINA: How long do we wait
for?

1668
01:27:21,696 --> 01:27:23,447
I've gotta go home, watch 'The
Bold and the Beauty'.

1669
01:27:24,043 --> 01:27:25,282
Steve say we gonna do stakeout.

1670
01:27:25,366 --> 01:27:26,951
Steak? I love steak.

1671
01:27:27,034 --> 01:27:29,996
No steak, a stakeout. Like
Kojak.

1672
01:27:30,079 --> 01:27:32,873
Fuckin' stupido.
Stupido.

1673
01:27:32,957 --> 01:27:35,001
Hey, what do we do now?

1674
01:27:36,043 --> 01:27:36,377
BOTH: Boh!

1675
01:27:36,460 --> 01:27:39,797
(UP-BEAT MUSIC)

1676
01:27:42,043 --> 01:27:44,010
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

1677
01:27:44,093 --> 01:27:47,054
You put in the sugar?
It tastes shit.

1678
01:27:48,043 --> 01:27:48,556
Shut up.

1679
01:27:48,639 --> 01:27:52,018
(LOUD CHEWING)

1680
01:27:54,395 --> 01:27:56,022
(FARTING)

1681
01:27:57,106 --> 01:27:59,025
You're right. It tastes shit.

1682
01:28:00,043 --> 01:28:00,818
I love you, Walker. My boo-boo.

1683
01:28:00,901 --> 01:28:02,236
Touch my boo-boo, please,
touch my boo-boo.

1684
01:28:02,320 --> 01:28:04,071
Shuck!

1685
01:28:06,043 --> 01:28:08,200
(SNEAKY MUSIC)

1686
01:28:24,043 --> 01:28:25,843
(SNEAKY MUSIC CONTINUES)

1687
01:28:25,926 --> 01:28:28,304
(BUCKET CLATTERS DOWN)

1688
01:29:00,043 --> 01:29:00,127
(COMPUTER KEYS CLATTER)

1689
01:29:01,045 --> 01:29:02,713
I found something, bro.

1690
01:29:02,797 --> 01:29:05,883
She has a meeting at Privilege
on Monday night at 11:30.

1691
01:29:06,043 --> 01:29:08,469
But no mention of who with.

1692
01:29:08,552 --> 01:29:11,222
Good work, Pardeep.

1693
01:29:12,043 --> 01:29:14,475
Hey, where did you learn
how to do all this hacking
stuff?

1694
01:29:14,558 --> 01:29:16,685
Back in India I was an IT
technician.

1695
01:29:16,769 --> 01:29:17,561
Ooh.

1696
01:29:18,043 --> 01:29:19,814
Whoa, got to go.

1697
01:29:24,043 --> 01:29:24,110
My shift is starting soon. If
you need anything else, come
visit me, bro.

1698
01:29:30,324 --> 01:29:33,702
(TENSE MUSIC)

1699
01:29:43,838 --> 01:29:45,840
Shit!

1700
01:30:00,043 --> 01:30:00,604
Where the hell have you been?

1701
01:30:00,688 --> 01:30:02,148
(GROANS)
Hey, sorry.

1702
01:30:02,231 --> 01:30:05,234
We can't start without you.
Get out there.

1703
01:30:06,043 --> 01:30:07,611
OK. It looks like the
Auslan interpreter's here

1704
01:30:07,695 --> 01:30:09,905
so let's start.

1705
01:30:12,043 --> 01:30:13,701
More than 800 noncitizen
criminals

1706
01:30:18,043 --> 01:30:18,205
were stripped of their visas
for serious crimes last year.

1707
01:30:19,206 --> 01:30:20,958
I'm sorry, am I going too fast?

1708
01:30:21,041 --> 01:30:22,710
Would you like me to slow down?

1709
01:30:24,043 --> 01:30:25,379
Oh, no, that's alright. Yeah.

1710
01:30:30,043 --> 01:30:32,344
There is no place in our
country for people

1711
01:30:32,428 --> 01:30:35,764
who come here and harm
Australians.

1712
01:30:36,043 --> 01:30:39,435
I mean, we welcome people
from all around the world

1713
01:30:39,518 --> 01:30:41,604
but those few who think

1714
01:30:42,043 --> 01:30:46,358
that they can live in Australia
and be involved in criminal
actions...

1715
01:30:48,043 --> 01:30:48,444
(LAUGHTER)

1716
01:30:48,527 --> 01:30:52,198
..need to know that
they won't be staying long.

1717
01:30:54,742 --> 01:30:56,619
I'm sorry. What's so funny?

1718
01:30:56,702 --> 01:30:57,828
Sorry, what's going on?

1719
01:31:00,043 --> 01:31:00,247
Wait a minute.
What?

1720
01:31:00,331 --> 01:31:01,498
That's ...

1721
01:31:01,582 --> 01:31:03,000
(LAUGHTER)

1722
01:31:06,587 --> 01:31:07,463
Excuse me?

1723
01:31:07,546 --> 01:31:09,590
Clayton! What...

1724
01:31:09,673 --> 01:31:11,759
Clayton!
(LAUGHTER)

1725
01:31:12,043 --> 01:31:13,886
Clayton?

1726
01:31:14,386 --> 01:31:15,971
Wait.

1727
01:31:16,055 --> 01:31:17,514
Clayton!
(LAUGHTER)

1728
01:31:18,043 --> 01:31:20,684
Clayton, stop chasing
that ugly old woman.

1729
01:31:20,768 --> 01:31:22,770
Um...

1730
01:31:24,043 --> 01:31:25,564
We're just going to have to
reconvene so let's take five,
OK.

1731
01:31:25,648 --> 01:31:28,984
(JAUNTY MUSIC)

1732
01:31:31,528 --> 01:31:32,696
STEVE: Go, go, drive!

1733
01:31:32,780 --> 01:31:35,032
(ENGINE ROARS)
(EVERYONE SCREAMS)

1734
01:31:42,043 --> 01:31:45,292
(FUNKY MUSIC)

1735
01:31:48,043 --> 01:31:49,838
Did they make you an offer?
Yes, 60K.

1736
01:31:49,922 --> 01:31:51,257
Oh, that's good.

1737
01:31:51,340 --> 01:31:53,384
But wait till the end of the
day, alright?

1738
01:31:54,043 --> 01:31:54,718
'Cause that's when all the
serious buyers are gonna come up
to you.

1739
01:31:54,802 --> 01:31:56,971
Gotcha.

1740
01:31:57,054 --> 01:31:59,556
Is Cleo here?
Yeah, she's in the cafe.

1741
01:32:00,043 --> 01:32:01,475
What don't you go speak to her?

1742
01:32:01,558 --> 01:32:02,893
Is it safe?

1743
01:32:02,977 --> 01:32:04,228
She's Egyptian, it's never
safe.

1744
01:32:06,043 --> 01:32:06,480
(CHUCKLES)
Yeah.

1745
01:32:12,043 --> 01:32:13,612
Can I join?

1746
01:32:13,696 --> 01:32:15,030
(SIGHS)

1747
01:32:15,114 --> 01:32:16,865
Yeah, sure.

1748
01:32:18,043 --> 01:32:19,410
(CHAIR SCRAPES)

1749
01:32:24,043 --> 01:32:25,541
(EXHALES)
Thanks for helping Michael with
his car.

1750
01:32:25,624 --> 01:32:28,544
Hey, you know, it's the least I
can do.

1751
01:32:30,043 --> 01:32:30,546
He's a good kid.

1752
01:32:31,338 --> 01:32:33,173
Yeah, he is.

1753
01:32:36,552 --> 01:32:40,848
You know, it was really tough
on him, growing up in Egypt.

1754
01:32:42,683 --> 01:32:46,478
I mean, the first few years,
they were OK

1755
01:32:48,043 --> 01:32:50,482
but then his dad started
drinking...

1756
01:32:54,043 --> 01:32:54,278
becoming violent.

1757
01:33:00,043 --> 01:33:02,328
If he gets deported, Steve, I'm
not sure how safe he's gonna
be.

1758
01:33:04,330 --> 01:33:05,789
Can I ask you something?

1759
01:33:06,043 --> 01:33:08,125
(EXHALES)
It's about Goldi, isn't it?

1760
01:33:12,043 --> 01:33:12,129
Yeah.
Yeah, it always is.

1761
01:33:12,212 --> 01:33:17,384
Look, I'm with him because he
really cares about me and
Michael.

1762
01:33:18,043 --> 01:33:20,095
And we're business partners.

1763
01:33:20,179 --> 01:33:22,514
No-one's tougher on that guy
than I am.

1764
01:33:24,043 --> 01:33:25,434
But he's actually
never done anything to hurt us.

1765
01:33:30,043 --> 01:33:30,898
Um... We ahh...

1766
01:33:30,981 --> 01:33:33,275
We hacked into
Brianna's computer in her
office.

1767
01:33:36,043 --> 01:33:39,573
She's got a meeting on Monday
night at 11:30 at Privilege.

1768
01:33:39,656 --> 01:33:41,116
Why?

1769
01:33:42,043 --> 01:33:44,995
Well, I don't think it's about
her VIP medallion.

1770
01:33:45,079 --> 01:33:47,039
Cleo, I need you to do me a
favour, alright?

1771
01:33:48,043 --> 01:33:51,335
I want you to take what's in
this box as a gift to Goldi for
his office.

1772
01:33:51,418 --> 01:33:53,462
It's got a hidden camera inside
it. I can't do that.

1773
01:33:54,043 --> 01:33:55,506
We both know Michael was set up,
OK?

1774
01:33:55,589 --> 01:33:57,841
Goldi's the only one
who could have done that.

1775
01:33:57,925 --> 01:33:59,843
No. What? You're wrong.

1776
01:34:00,043 --> 01:34:02,721
He told me something that only
Brianna could have told him
about. OK?

1777
01:34:02,805 --> 01:34:04,973
Next minute he's got a meeting
with her at his club.

1778
01:34:12,043 --> 01:34:13,065
OK. It's OK. I'll... I'll find
some other way to get it in
there. OK?

1779
01:34:14,525 --> 01:34:16,777
MICHAEL: Hey, Steve.
What?

1780
01:34:18,043 --> 01:34:18,862
I just got an offer for 70K. It
happened exactly how you said
it would.

1781
01:34:18,946 --> 01:34:21,031
STEVE: OK, great! Let's go sign
him up! Yeah.

1782
01:34:21,115 --> 01:34:21,990
Come on, let's go.

1783
01:34:24,043 --> 01:34:25,119
Steve...
Yeah?

1784
01:34:26,745 --> 01:34:28,622
Give me the box.

1785
01:34:36,043 --> 01:34:36,588
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

1786
01:34:36,672 --> 01:34:38,715
Good luck.

1787
01:34:38,799 --> 01:34:41,009
Yeah, thanks.

1788
01:34:46,140 --> 01:34:47,266
CLEO: Do you like it?

1789
01:34:48,043 --> 01:34:48,517
Yeah, it's nice.

1790
01:34:48,600 --> 01:34:50,561
What is it?
(LAUGHS)

1791
01:34:54,043 --> 01:34:55,232
It's an evil eye like the one I
wear. Oh, yeah.

1792
01:34:55,315 --> 01:34:57,484
It'll help protect you from bad
luck, evil spirits.

1793
01:34:57,568 --> 01:34:59,570
Yeah.

1794
01:35:00,946 --> 01:35:01,738
How about I put it up here?

1795
01:35:01,822 --> 01:35:04,158
Yeah, go for it.

1796
01:35:04,241 --> 01:35:05,826
I mean, it was meant to be a
surprise.

1797
01:35:06,043 --> 01:35:07,703
I didn't think you'd still be
here.

1798
01:35:07,786 --> 01:35:10,330
Oh, look, I've got this meeting
with this new promoter tonight.

1799
01:35:12,043 --> 01:35:12,291
Bloody dickhead's running late
so...

1800
01:35:12,374 --> 01:35:14,418
Look, I should keep cracking
into it.

1801
01:35:14,501 --> 01:35:17,588
Yeah, me too. I've gotta run.
Michael's waiting out the
front.

1802
01:35:18,043 --> 01:35:19,423
Alright. Mwah.

1803
01:35:19,506 --> 01:35:20,549
Bye.
Bye.

1804
01:35:20,632 --> 01:35:21,842
Good luck.
See you.

1805
01:35:21,925 --> 01:35:23,051
Bye.

1806
01:35:30,225 --> 01:35:33,812
('WHAT THEY SAY' BY SYMMETRIX
PLAYS)

1807
01:35:39,109 --> 01:35:40,652
VINCE: Hey. No say nothing.

1808
01:35:42,043 --> 01:35:42,613
Got a lot of people
from the government here.

1809
01:35:42,696 --> 01:35:44,198
Ahh, shut up.

1810
01:35:44,281 --> 01:35:45,782
PINO: Can we play poker
machine, bingo, something?

1811
01:35:45,866 --> 01:35:47,075
Shut up and get this way.

1812
01:35:48,043 --> 01:35:48,702
(SNIFFS)
Smell like Vegemite.

1813
01:35:54,043 --> 01:35:55,042
('WHAT THEY SAY' CONTINUES)

1814
01:36:07,971 --> 01:36:11,183
When we get to the chorus, I
want you to give me a bit more
oomph.

1815
01:36:12,043 --> 01:36:12,351
Oi, pizzas are here.

1816
01:36:12,434 --> 01:36:15,187
Anyone hungry? Go for it.

1817
01:36:18,524 --> 01:36:21,610
Rusty Nail! I love your music,
mate.

1818
01:36:24,043 --> 01:36:24,196
Hey. Good on you, digger.

1819
01:36:24,279 --> 01:36:27,074
You certainly don't look like
a boy from the bush.

1820
01:36:30,043 --> 01:36:30,661
Mate, I used to love the bush.

1821
01:36:30,744 --> 01:36:32,955
Married now.

1822
01:36:36,043 --> 01:36:36,667
Hey, come and try some
of the very famous Pizza
Fagioli.

1823
01:36:36,750 --> 01:36:37,876
Come on.

1824
01:36:37,960 --> 01:36:39,670
Oh...
Come on, mate. Come on.

1825
01:36:44,299 --> 01:36:46,969
Eh? Check it out.

1826
01:36:48,043 --> 01:36:48,845
Oh, no thanks, mate.

1827
01:36:48,929 --> 01:36:50,806
I don't really touch the ethnic
food.

1828
01:36:54,043 --> 01:36:54,226
It doesn't sit too well with
me.

1829
01:36:54,309 --> 01:36:56,103
Wait.

1830
01:37:00,043 --> 01:37:01,483
There you go.

1831
01:37:09,074 --> 01:37:11,201
(SPEAKS ITALIAN)

1832
01:37:18,208 --> 01:37:20,127
Mmm.
Mmm.

1833
01:37:20,210 --> 01:37:22,129
(CHUCKLES)

1834
01:37:24,043 --> 01:37:25,173
Plenty more. Go for it.

1835
01:37:26,133 --> 01:37:28,385
Frank.
Hey.

1836
01:37:30,043 --> 01:37:30,512
Well done, they're eating.
Yeah.

1837
01:37:30,596 --> 01:37:32,055
How long?
Not long, mate.

1838
01:37:32,139 --> 01:37:34,975
I've got a special category one
cannellini beans.

1839
01:37:36,043 --> 01:37:36,393
Yeah?

1840
01:37:36,476 --> 01:37:39,646
Get ready for hurricane Franky.

1841
01:37:42,043 --> 01:37:44,610
(RUMBLING NOISES)

1842
01:37:44,693 --> 01:37:46,486
FRANK: Yeah, just over to the
right, mate. To the right.

1843
01:37:48,043 --> 01:37:49,656
You'll make it. You'll be
right.

1844
01:37:49,740 --> 01:37:51,241
Yeah, just there. Don't be too
long.

1845
01:37:51,325 --> 01:37:52,534
(RUMBLING NOISE)
Eugh!

1846
01:37:54,043 --> 01:37:55,412
(GURGLING)
Eugh!

1847
01:37:55,495 --> 01:37:57,122
(GURGLING)
Oh, strewth!

1848
01:38:00,043 --> 01:38:00,834
(COUNTRY WESTERN MUSIC PLAYS)
# Yee-haw! #

1849
01:38:02,085 --> 01:38:03,337
Eugh!

1850
01:38:03,420 --> 01:38:04,963
Come on!

1851
01:38:06,043 --> 01:38:07,090
Oh, turn it up!

1852
01:38:07,174 --> 01:38:08,925
Come on! Hey!

1853
01:38:09,009 --> 01:38:11,011
Eugh!

1854
01:38:12,043 --> 01:38:12,679
Right!

1855
01:38:13,430 --> 01:38:15,098
(UNZIPS PANTS)

1856
01:38:18,043 --> 01:38:18,268
(SIGHS AND STRAINS)

1857
01:38:18,352 --> 01:38:20,520
(STRAINING AND FARTING)

1858
01:38:25,192 --> 01:38:27,402
Frank, thanks for paying our
bill, man. All good, man.

1859
01:38:30,043 --> 01:38:30,072
Now let's get inside and give
'em a show they'll never
forget, huh.

1860
01:38:30,155 --> 01:38:32,115
Let's get ready.

1861
01:38:32,199 --> 01:38:35,952
Oh, fellas.
Whatever you do, don't eat the
pizzas?

1862
01:38:36,043 --> 01:38:40,374
(STRAINING AND FARTING)
Bloody wog food! Eugh!

1863
01:38:48,043 --> 01:38:51,551
And now it is my pleasure
to introduce onstage

1864
01:38:54,043 --> 01:38:57,474
Aussie Country and Western
legend Rusty Nail!

1865
01:39:00,043 --> 01:39:00,185
('BORN TO BE ALIVE' MUSIC
STARTS)

1866
01:39:00,268 --> 01:39:02,979
Come on, clap your hands.

1867
01:39:03,063 --> 01:39:03,980
Steve!

1868
01:39:12,043 --> 01:39:12,698
# We were born to be a wog

1869
01:39:12,781 --> 01:39:14,533
# Born... #

1870
01:39:14,616 --> 01:39:16,243
What the fuck are they doing?

1871
01:39:16,326 --> 01:39:17,994
# Born to be a wog. #
Dancing.

1872
01:39:18,078 --> 01:39:19,705
# Born to be a wog... #

1873
01:39:19,788 --> 01:39:21,540
And singing.
# Yes, we were born... #

1874
01:39:24,043 --> 01:39:24,710
Fucking idiot! Go, cut them
off. Go!

1875
01:39:24,793 --> 01:39:26,586
# Born

1876
01:39:26,670 --> 01:39:29,256
# Born to be a wog. #

1877
01:39:30,215 --> 01:39:32,759
Bravo, Steve, bravo.

1878
01:39:36,043 --> 01:39:39,433
STEVE: Yeah, right. Thanks.
You know, we didn't ask to be
wogs.

1879
01:39:39,516 --> 01:39:41,977
We just got lucky.

1880
01:39:42,060 --> 01:39:43,562
You tell 'em, Steve!

1881
01:39:43,645 --> 01:39:46,523
You know, unless you're
indigenous in this country,

1882
01:39:48,043 --> 01:39:48,650
we all come from someone else.

1883
01:39:48,734 --> 01:39:49,651
Yeah?

1884
01:39:49,735 --> 01:39:51,194
Which means we're all wogs.

1885
01:39:51,278 --> 01:39:52,612
Right?

1886
01:39:54,043 --> 01:39:55,615
That's right. Everybody is a
wog.

1887
01:39:57,242 --> 01:39:58,702
Hey, what do you want?

1888
01:40:00,043 --> 01:40:00,203
You from the government?

1889
01:40:00,287 --> 01:40:02,622
No, I'm just here to witness
the rally.

1890
01:40:06,043 --> 01:40:06,960
Well, I'm from Sicily and we no
like any witness. Get fucked!

1891
01:40:07,043 --> 01:40:10,630
Vince, please!
CROWD: Boo!

1892
01:40:13,258 --> 01:40:15,552
Oh, fuck this.

1893
01:40:18,472 --> 01:40:21,016
(CHEERING)

1894
01:40:24,043 --> 01:40:26,897
Shut up!

1895
01:40:26,980 --> 01:40:29,399
OK. It's time for you lot to
get off.

1896
01:40:30,043 --> 01:40:34,029
And as for you two,
you'll both be back in prison
very soon.

1897
01:40:42,043 --> 01:40:42,412
Maybe you'll beat them to it.

1898
01:40:42,496 --> 01:40:44,080
What the hell does that mean?

1899
01:40:44,164 --> 01:40:47,584
You blackmailed Goldi into
setting up an innocent man.

1900
01:40:48,043 --> 01:40:50,045
That's right.
You tell him.

1901
01:40:50,128 --> 01:40:51,087
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

1902
01:40:51,171 --> 01:40:52,589
What a load of rubbish.

1903
01:40:54,043 --> 01:40:54,382
You know, my mother was right
about you.

1904
01:40:54,466 --> 01:40:57,010
You're nothing but a liar and a
con man.

1905
01:41:00,043 --> 01:41:00,680
Stop clap.

1906
01:41:03,099 --> 01:41:05,560
Your mother wasn't right
about anything. Just like you.

1907
01:41:06,043 --> 01:41:07,020
You know, there's an old Greek
saying,

1908
01:41:07,103 --> 01:41:09,189
"The olive doesn't fall
far from the tree."

1909
01:41:09,272 --> 01:41:11,733
Play it, Cleo.

1910
01:41:12,043 --> 01:41:13,276
Not so fast.
Hey, get off me!

1911
01:41:13,360 --> 01:41:14,569
Cleo.

1912
01:41:14,653 --> 01:41:16,905
Stupid bitch.
Get off me!

1913
01:41:18,043 --> 01:41:19,825
TONY: This town hall
100m from train station.

1914
01:41:19,908 --> 01:41:22,661
We have jurisdiction, farken.

1915
01:41:24,043 --> 01:41:24,663
Piss off, wog breath.

1916
01:41:24,746 --> 01:41:27,791
(ZAPPING)
Eugh!

1917
01:41:30,043 --> 01:41:30,836
This guy never listen, farken.

1918
01:41:33,713 --> 01:41:35,131
GOLDI (ON VIDEO):
I don't care where he is, mate.

1919
01:41:36,043 --> 01:41:36,883
If he's not here at 4pm...
Hey, watch! Look.

1920
01:41:36,967 --> 01:41:39,135
..on Tuesday, mate,
don't bother coming in.

1921
01:41:39,219 --> 01:41:41,346
(EVERYONE GASPS)

1922
01:41:42,043 --> 01:41:44,391
BRIANNA (ON VIDEO): You do
exactly as your mistress tells
you

1923
01:41:44,474 --> 01:41:47,018
or your arse is gaol-bait.

1924
01:41:47,102 --> 01:41:47,936
Eugh!

1925
01:41:48,043 --> 01:41:50,564
(CROWD GETS RESTLESS)

1926
01:41:54,043 --> 01:41:54,234
BRIANNA (ON VIDEO): Mistress.

1927
01:41:54,317 --> 01:41:57,112
(GASPS)
Ahh, Mistress.

1928
01:41:57,195 --> 01:41:58,488
Oh!

1929
01:41:58,572 --> 01:41:59,739
What's the safety word again?

1930
01:42:00,043 --> 01:42:00,824
Shut the fuck up!

1931
01:42:00,907 --> 01:42:03,326
Old, my... It's not me.

1932
01:42:03,910 --> 01:42:05,871
Take off your pants.

1933
01:42:06,043 --> 01:42:06,830
Now!

1934
01:42:06,913 --> 01:42:09,124
She like a cucumber.

1935
01:42:09,207 --> 01:42:10,667
Clayton! Clayton.

1936
01:42:12,043 --> 01:42:15,839
OK, you are under arrest,
farken.

1937
01:42:18,043 --> 01:42:18,466
How the fuck did you get that
footage?

1938
01:42:18,550 --> 01:42:20,677
It's called an evil eye, bitch.

1939
01:42:20,760 --> 01:42:23,722
Consider it your going away
present.

1940
01:42:24,043 --> 01:42:26,182
What? What is this?

1941
01:42:26,266 --> 01:42:29,269
I'll be back OK?
I'll be back. I love you all.

1942
01:42:30,043 --> 01:42:31,938
Put Australia first again.

1943
01:42:36,318 --> 01:42:40,238
Hey why don't you and I
go grab some Cowboy shots, eh?

1944
01:42:42,043 --> 01:42:42,157
Just like the old days.

1945
01:42:42,240 --> 01:42:45,285
OK. Yeah, that sounds like a
plan.

1946
01:42:48,043 --> 01:42:49,080
This time you're stopping at
two.

1947
01:42:50,707 --> 01:42:52,125
That's a good idea.

1948
01:42:54,043 --> 01:42:54,961
Come on, let's go.

1949
01:42:57,756 --> 01:42:59,507
GUISEPPINA: Alright, let's go.

1950
01:43:00,043 --> 01:43:02,719
Watch the video a little bit.
Come on, go! Watch no video.

1951
01:43:02,802 --> 01:43:04,429
You stupid bah.

1952
01:43:04,512 --> 01:43:05,972
I don't give a shit, anyway.

1953
01:43:06,056 --> 01:43:08,808
Can someone take me
to get my free pension.

1954
01:43:12,043 --> 01:43:15,190
Hey, any chance
we can see that video again?

1955
01:43:18,043 --> 01:43:18,276
(DOOR SHUTS)

1956
01:43:18,360 --> 01:43:20,820
Alexis, play video.

1957
01:43:30,872 --> 01:43:34,501
('FOREVER AND EVER'
BY DEMIS ROUSSOS PLAYS)

1958
01:43:42,043 --> 01:43:45,011
# Ever and ever, for ever and
ever you'll be the one

1959
01:43:48,043 --> 01:43:48,640
# That shines on me... #

1960
01:43:48,723 --> 01:43:50,892
Congratulations, Steve and
Craig.

1961
01:43:54,043 --> 01:43:55,689
Here, take this casserole
otherwise you become skin and
bone.

1962
01:43:56,606 --> 01:43:57,983
Ta-da.

1963
01:44:00,043 --> 01:44:00,610
Congrat-insulations to you
both.

1964
01:44:00,694 --> 01:44:02,112
Hey, you don't need this one.

1965
01:44:02,195 --> 01:44:04,906
Tonight she's gonna eat your
cannoli.

1966
01:44:06,408 --> 01:44:09,452
Suck.

1967
01:44:12,043 --> 01:44:13,999
Hey, Steve, Steve.
When you buy house, plant this
one.

1968
01:44:18,043 --> 01:44:18,628
Lemon tree, it's the tree of
life.

1969
01:44:18,712 --> 01:44:20,046
Sorry, it's a little bit wet.

1970
01:44:20,130 --> 01:44:21,715
I just pissed on top there.

1971
01:44:24,043 --> 01:44:26,761
Hey! Congratulations, Steve,
mate.

1972
01:44:26,845 --> 01:44:29,014
I never thought I'd see the
day.

1973
01:44:30,043 --> 01:44:30,890
Listen, it was a real honour
being your best man, mate.

1974
01:44:30,974 --> 01:44:33,226
It really was. Alright? Thank
you.

1975
01:44:36,043 --> 01:44:36,479
Hey, when you get back
from your honeymoon,

1976
01:44:36,563 --> 01:44:39,441
me and you hit the clubs, the
old days.

1977
01:44:42,043 --> 01:44:42,652
Yeah, no more clubbing for you
babe. Babe.

1978
01:44:42,736 --> 01:44:45,155
Hey, married life, mate.
Hey, Frank.

1979
01:44:45,238 --> 01:44:47,032
Take the tree.

1980
01:44:48,043 --> 01:44:49,701
Lemon tree, for me?
Yeah.

1981
01:44:49,784 --> 01:44:52,287
Thanks, mate. Hey babe, a tree.

1982
01:44:54,043 --> 01:44:54,497
Bye.
Bit wet.

1983
01:44:54,581 --> 01:44:56,541
ANGELA: Congratulations.

1984
01:44:56,624 --> 01:44:58,543
Let get out of here.
(LAUGHS)

1985
01:44:58,626 --> 01:44:59,794
Yeah?

1986
01:45:00,043 --> 01:45:02,297
OK, thanks everyone. Bye!
Hooray!

1987
01:45:02,380 --> 01:45:04,340
Thanks for coming.

1988
01:45:06,043 --> 01:45:08,928
('FOREVER AND EVER' PLAYS)

1989
01:45:09,888 --> 01:45:11,181
Your wog chariot awaits.

1990
01:45:12,043 --> 01:45:14,768
Oh, thank you, Michael.
(CHUCKLES)

1991
01:45:18,043 --> 01:45:18,188
I'll drop you off and then
I'll take a taxi to Sophie's
place.

1992
01:45:18,271 --> 01:45:21,024
Taxi? No.

1993
01:45:21,107 --> 01:45:23,943
A man needs a real car.

1994
01:45:30,043 --> 01:45:30,325
Keep it. It's yours.

1995
01:45:30,408 --> 01:45:32,243
No, I couldn't do that.

1996
01:45:36,043 --> 01:45:36,915
Hey, either you keep the car
or you take my surname,
Karamitsis.

1997
01:45:36,998 --> 01:45:39,959
I'll take the car.
Yeah, I thought so.

1998
01:45:48,043 --> 01:45:51,971
# Take me far beyond imagination

1999
01:45:54,043 --> 01:45:55,725
# You're my dream... #
STEVE: You like your new plates?

2000
01:45:55,809 --> 01:45:59,104
MICHAEL: I love 'em.
How did you get seven letters?

2001
01:46:00,043 --> 01:46:00,814
STEVE: Hey, I know people,
farken.

2002
01:46:00,897 --> 01:46:02,649
(CLEO LAUGHS)
Steve!

2003
01:46:02,732 --> 01:46:03,900
STEVE: What?

2004
01:46:03,983 --> 01:46:05,652
# Ever and ever,
forever and ever

2005
01:46:06,043 --> 01:46:08,947
# You'll be the one

2006
01:46:12,043 --> 01:46:16,496
# That shines in me
like the morning sun

2007
01:46:18,043 --> 01:46:21,626
# Ever and ever, forever and
ever

2008
01:46:24,043 --> 01:46:25,588
# My destiny

2009
01:46:30,043 --> 01:46:32,137
# Will follow you eternally. #

2010
01:46:36,043 --> 01:46:38,268
('SOMETHING 'BOUT YOU BY JON
STEVENS FEAT. VANESSA AMOROSI
PLAYS)

2011
01:47:00,043 --> 01:47:01,749
# You know that sometimes
when love is in the air

2012
01:47:06,043 --> 01:47:07,463
# You know sometimes
we're all gonna get it bad

2013
01:47:07,547 --> 01:47:11,718
# Still, in this world
we need more of it

2014
01:47:12,043 --> 01:47:13,094
# Yeah, we do

2015
01:47:13,178 --> 01:47:15,138
# Gonna make a stand

2016
01:47:18,043 --> 01:47:18,474
# (BOTH) Hear what I've got to
say

2017
01:47:18,558 --> 01:47:22,478
# I've said it before

2018
01:47:24,043 --> 01:47:27,817
# There's something 'bout you
baby that turns me on

2019
01:47:30,043 --> 01:47:33,156
# It's all or nothing, can't
you see?

2020
01:47:36,043 --> 01:47:39,204
# You know I got your back
and that's always

2021
01:47:42,043 --> 01:47:45,335
# I know that sometimes
you see everything

2022
01:47:48,043 --> 01:47:50,924
# But you know I'm just a man
with so much to bring

2023
01:47:54,043 --> 01:47:55,345
# And all I want is that
your love for me stays

2024
01:48:00,043 --> 01:48:01,517
# Since you've been gone
I try to be strong but

2025
01:48:01,601 --> 01:48:05,605
# I've said it before

2026
01:48:06,043 --> 01:48:11,027
# There's something 'bout you
baby that turns me on

2027
01:48:12,043 --> 01:48:16,366
# It's all nothing, can't you
see?

2028
01:48:18,043 --> 01:48:23,081
# You know I got your back
and that's always

2029
01:48:30,043 --> 01:48:30,380
# Let's make it alright

2030
01:48:31,965 --> 01:48:34,509
# Make it alright

2031
01:48:37,303 --> 01:48:40,848
# Let's turn down the lights

2032
01:48:48,043 --> 01:48:48,815
# You know that sometimes
we say the wrong thing

2033
01:48:48,898 --> 01:48:53,903
# And 'cause my world revolves
around just you and me

2034
01:48:54,043 --> 01:48:55,113
# Oh

2035
01:48:55,196 --> 01:48:59,659
# I'd do anything

2036
01:49:06,043 --> 01:49:07,417
# You know how much I love you
baby, you're my best friend

2037
01:49:12,043 --> 01:49:16,092
# There's something 'bout you
baby that turns me on

2038
01:49:18,043 --> 01:49:21,264
# It's all or nothing, can't
you see?

2039
01:49:24,043 --> 01:49:28,354
# You know I got your back
and that's always. #