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<i>♪ Tonight</i>
<i>you're mine completely ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You give your love</i>
<i>so sweetly ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Tonight, the light of love</i>
<i>is in your eyes ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ But will you love me</i>
<i>tomorrow? ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Is this a lasting treasure ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Or just a</i>
<i>moment's pleasure? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Can I believe the magic</i>
<i>of your sighs? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Will you still love me</i>
<i>tomorrow? ♪</i>

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<i>I have</i>
<i>to say, that was magnificent!</i>

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Thirsty?

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No, good. I'm... I'm...
I've got something.

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Ah, I wasn't talking
about the drink.

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What? No. What?

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You've been staring at the guy

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like you've been waiting
to meet him your whole life.

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Go, say, "Hello."
Buy him a drink.

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No, not me. Uh-uh.

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No. No, thank you.

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Actually, okay.

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Okay.

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Thirsty?

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Hmm?

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Uh, for a drink.

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Not... not sexually.

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Gross. I don't...
I didn't mean it like that.

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I'm gonna order
an alcoholic beverage.

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Would you like to have
one, too, with me?

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Uh, sure. Why not?

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-Yeah?
-Yeah.

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Okay. Great.

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Phil?

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What can I get you?

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-Old-fashioned.
-Old-fashioned.

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How adorable.

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That's a real cute vibe
going on here.

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Yeah, two old-fashioneds,

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and you can cut that out, Phil.

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Hi, I'm Sheila.

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-Hi.
-Hi.

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I'm, uh, I'm Gary.

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Oh, Gary.

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Wow, so we both have, like,
old-timey names.

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Yeah. Uh I guess,
very, uh, sadistic parents.

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Oh, don't even get me started.

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I mean,
there's no couch in here.

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But yeah, Gary,
that's a good name.

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-It's like a strong name.
-Yeah.

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I guess, if you're like
a... a used car salesman or...

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-...or something.
-Oh, wait. You're not a...

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A... a used car salesman?

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Or a mechanic?

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No, no. No. Sorry.

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Really needed to get my car
fixed, so...

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I should probably go.

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Oh.

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I'm totally kidding.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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- Oh, yay!
- Here you go.

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Thanks, Phil.

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-Cheers, mate!
-Cheers, mate!

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That was kinda weird.

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Well, not really.

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I mean, what are the odds?

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Odds are pretty good actually.

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Gary, I gotta come
clean with you.

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I'm a time traveler
from the future.

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So, I knew everything
you were gonna say.

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Right, okay.

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-Okay.
-Yeah.

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So, what is the future like?

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Kind of what you'd expect.

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You know, robots hunting down
inferior robots

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while the humans just watch
and do nothing.

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-So, kind of like Blade Runner.
-No.

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That's a work of fiction, Gary.

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This is reality
I'm talking about.

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Yeah, sorry.
Yeah, you're right.

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Well... excuse me,
but it... it sounds

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like things are pretty rough
for robots in the future.

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Yes, it's a real injustice.

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But you know,
I wouldn't worry about it.

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They actually started
their own civil rights movement.

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-Wow.
-It's making headway.

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So, I can't talk about it.

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Plus, I don't wanna fuck up
your timeline.

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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

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Thank you.
Because I like my timeline.

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-Yeah. No, totally.
-You know, so, um...

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Mmhmm.

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You know, all this...
this time travel really makes

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a girl super hungry.

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Wow! That's, uh...
that's super interesting.

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So, I'm gonna get some food.

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Would you like to
come with me and get food?

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-Food, yeah!
-Hmm?

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Let's... let's... let's go get
you some food.

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-Yeah?
-Yeah. Yeah.

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-Okay.
-Okay.

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Okay.

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Bye, Phil!

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I noticed
you weren't really

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watching the game in there.

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So, what do you have against
televised sports?

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Did like a football
kill your grandpa or something?

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Yeah. Actually, it did.

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Love you, Grandpa.

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No, I didn't really grow up
in a sports-friendly household.

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Mm.

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You know, my dad was never home.

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He was, like,
a traveling professor.

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And yeah, we never played catch
or anything like that.

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So, I just, like, stayed inside
and watched movies.

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And you know, before I knew it,
he was dead.

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-I'm sorry.
-Don't be.

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What are you gonna do, you know?

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My dad's dead, too.

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Oh.

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I don't know why I...

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Uh, he was, uh,
also a traveling alcoholic.

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More so, he'd travel
from bar to bar.

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You know, and then eventually,
it... it just... it killed him.

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I'm sorry.

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That's okay.

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Well, clearly, it didn't fuck
either one of us up.

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No. Very normal people.

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-Yeah. We're so normal.
-Mmhmm.

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-Nothing wrong with us at all.
-No.

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I mean, other than the fact
that I'm about to ruin

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-your life.
-Yeah. I had a feeling.

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Okay, we’re here.

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What should we choose?

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Well, it's a real

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Sophie's Choice kind
of decision, now, isn't it?

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I love it
when you make that joke.

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-What?
-What?

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Best vindaloo in town!

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Eight stars on the Yelp.

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Eight stars on Yelp.
We have to go to that one.

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Please.

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Mr. Jeff Caravello
from The Bachelorette ate here.

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-Oh?
-Yes.

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{\an8}Are you playing peekaboo
or something?

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{\an8}-No, just looking at the menu.
-Okay.

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{\an8}Well, I would like to see
your face as soon as possible.

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-Really?
-If that's possible.

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-Yeah.
-Really?

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Mmhmm.

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- I wanna see your face.
- Okay.

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Let's just order, so we can get
the business out of the way,

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you know, and get to pleasure.

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From one OCD person to another.
You understand that, right?

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Yeah, for sure.

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-Hold on.
-Oh, okay.

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-Just... just look at the menu.
-Where did Sheila go?

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I can't see her.

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- Chicken korma.
- There she is.

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Boom! What were you asking?

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The, uh, time travel thing.

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Oh, yes!

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-Like, what...
-I keep forgetting.

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Where are you... what year...
what year are you from?

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Oh. Here's the thing, Gary.

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I have got to come clean
with you.

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You're not from the future,
are you?

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I mean, I kind of figured,

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-but...
-No, I am.

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I am, actually, very much.
I wouldn't lie about that.

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But I'm just not from very far
in the future.

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I'm from
24 hours in the future.

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-24 hours in the future?
-Mmhmm.

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-You can do that?
-Yeah.

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-That's incredible!
-So cool.

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They have the technology
to do that?

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- They do.
- It exists now?

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-Mmhmm.
-Wow.

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-I know.
-Well, where is it located?

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-At a nail salon.
-Mm.

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Excuse me.
Can I get the chicken korma?

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- Chicken korma.
- Mm. Thank you. It's so good.

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And um, and maybe
two glasses of the cab.

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-Is that okay with you?
-Mmhmm.

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Are you gonna order?

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I'll have the chicken vin...
vindaloo.

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Oh, you won't regret it.

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-Nine stars on the Yelp.
-Nine stars on Yelp.

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-Huh.
-I read a lot of reviews.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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Thanks, man.

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Gary, what do you do for work?

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I'm a freelance
graphic designer...

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for, like, non-profits mostly.

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-I work from home.
-Oh.

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So, the lonely boy
becomes the lonely man.

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Well, when you say it like that,
I kind of sound sad.

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No! You're not sad.

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You're perfect.

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Uh, what... who am I to talk
about loneliness anyway?

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I mean, I'm a... I'm a...

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I'm an executive producer's
assistant.

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Don't ask me what that is,
because I don't even know.

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- Hmm.
- I feel lonelier

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in an open-floor plan
from 9:00 to 5:00

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than I would at the bottom
of a fucking well.

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Huh. Bottom of a well
can be pretty fucking lonely.

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- Thank you.
- So, about that... Thank you.

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About that, uh, time machine
at the nail salon...

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- Totally. Cheers.
- Yes.

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Mm. You like this.

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Mmhmm. I do... What?

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You will like this.

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So, what were you asking me?

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I do like this.

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-You are a time traveler.
-Sorry.

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-What is that like?
-Yes. Here is the thing.

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I don't get my nails done.

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I mean, it's a total
maintenance nightmare.

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And they chip all the time.
You know what I'm saying?

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- Mm.
- But I was having the best day.

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<i>I was walking on 23rd,</i>
<i>and I saw this nail salon.</i>

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<i>It was called, "Nail Me Good."</i>

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<i>And I just felt it deserved</i>
<i>my money.</i>

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<i>I was greeted</i>
<i>with the international welcome</i>

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<i>of nail salons worldwide.</i>

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What color?

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Hmm. Maybe something that says,
"I've had a really nice day."

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Ooh, Elegant Day! Perfect.

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<i>So, I get my nails done.</i>

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<i>And then I have to use</i>
<i>the bathroom.</i>

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Do you have a restroom here?
I just need to freshen up.

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<i>And there in the back</i>
<i>was a large horizontal glowing</i>

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<i>neon bed that looked</i>
<i>like a tanning machine.</i>

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<i>And I was like, "Fuck it.</i>
<i>I'm having a great day.</i>

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<i>I should get a fucking tan".</i>

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<i>Live life to its fullest,</i>
<i>you know?</i>

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<i>Like the Housewives</i>
<i>of Orange County.</i>

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<i>So, I call my girl June over.</i>

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June.

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So, how much to use
the tanning machine?

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Oh, no. It's not a tan machine.

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-It's a time machine.
-Aw.

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Yeah. The owner bought it.

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But he doesn't like it.
It only goes back 24 hours.

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Mm. Damn false advertising.

245
00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:15,032
It's such a problem these days,
June.

246
00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:16,450
Tell me about it.

247
00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:17,993
The owner went back 24 hours
before he bought

248
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,453
the time machine
to not buy the time machine.

249
00:10:20,579 --> 00:10:22,164
So, if he... he did that,

250
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:25,000
then why is the time machine
still here?

251
00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:32,174
-Anyway, you wanna try it?
-Me?

252
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:35,719
No, no.
I don't think so.

253
00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:37,471
Plus, you know,
I have a sensitive stomach.

254
00:10:37,596 --> 00:10:39,723
Try it. It's fun.

255
00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:41,558
Okay. Fuck it. I will.

256
00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,852
Gosh,
I'm having such a good day.

257
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:44,770
That's the spirit.

258
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,648
-Wow!
-Yeah.

259
00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:49,900
That is...

260
00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:50,984
-That's just, wow!
-Mmhmm.

261
00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:52,778
-Honestly.
-I know.

262
00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:53,695
Wait. What'd you do with
the other you from the past?

263
00:10:55,197 --> 00:10:56,865
Oh my God.
I didn't even think about that.

264
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:57,866
Well, you better think
about that!

265
00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,159
Ah!

266
00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:00,702
She's just out there,
roaming around?

267
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,037
She's gonna be really pissed
when she finds out

268
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,538
you're out here
living your best life.

269
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,082
You know, out to dinner
with some handsome guy.

270
00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:07,417
- Oh, is that what I'm doing?
- Yeah.

271
00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:17,052
What?

272
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,136
Do you think I'm crazy?

273
00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:21,556
Yes.

274
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,849
-But it's really cute.
-Okay.

275
00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:27,020
Hey.

276
00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:28,605
Almost lost a star on Yelp
right there.

277
00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:30,899
Better be careful.

278
00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:33,235
Looking good, Amit.
See you tomorrow.

279
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:42,369
Look. Uh, I gotta come
clean about something.

280
00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:44,454
I actually just got out
of a long relationship.

281
00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:45,997
-Hmm.
-Year-long.

282
00:11:46,123 --> 00:11:48,542
-Um, with a girl named Amber.
-Ugh!

283
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,794
Nothing good ever came
from a girl named Amber.

284
00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:53,547
-That's not fair.
-Mm.

285
00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:55,132
All right, maybe a little fair.

286
00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,260
-Um, yeah, she was really sweet.
-Hmm.

287
00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,804
You know just, like,
kinda passive.

288
00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:03,181
You know, she like always
expected me to know

289
00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:05,392
exactly what was on her mind
all the time.

290
00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,352
-Like passive-aggressive.
-Yeah, yeah.

291
00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:10,856
I guess you could say that.
It just... it got exhausting.

292
00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:13,483
-Hmm.
-You know, so, I gave up.

293
00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:14,443
And I... I broke it off.

294
00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:16,987
I don't know. I just...

295
00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:18,822
I haven't done this
in a long time.

296
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:19,823
I guess I'm awkwardly trying
to say I'm having a good time.

297
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,910
-So, uh, yeah.
-No, no. I get it.

298
00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:25,704
Besides,
there's not guesswork here.

299
00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:28,540
Lucky for you, my mouth speaks
before my brain tells it to.

300
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,208
Oh, I know. I like that.

301
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,127
Yeah. Well, that...

302
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,463
You like it now,
but you will not like it later.

303
00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:36,256
Mm. I doubt that very much.

304
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:46,475
We're almost there.

305
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,310
-Where?
-Dessert!

306
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:49,311
Dessert?

307
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:57,110
Oh, that looks good.

308
00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:58,236
-Whoa!
-Whoops! Sorry.

309
00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,113
Hi.

310
00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:01,865
Beautiful night.

311
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,575
Yes. It is.

312
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,286
Um, what do you recommend?

313
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,872
We got a flavor
called "Childhood".

314
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:11,958
It's, uh, ice cream made
out of milk left to soak

315
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,461
for two weeks
in Fruity Pebbles cereal

316
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,838
served on a cone made
out of deconstructed

317
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,632
peanut butter and jelly
sandwiches.

318
00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:23,845
Um, do you have vanilla?

319
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:25,847
No.

320
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,312
You know, it...

321
00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:33,730
it really does taste
like my childhood.

322
00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,398
I know. Mine, too. It's amazing.

323
00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:41,071
What?

324
00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:42,614
You're just like a little baby.

325
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:43,865
-What?
-It's all over your face.

326
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,243
Shut up!

327
00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:47,619
I grew up
in that apartment building

328
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,079
-right there.
-What?

329
00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:50,080
-Literally right there.
-Right there?

330
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,122
-Uh-huh.
-No way!

331
00:13:51,248 --> 00:13:53,166
Yep! 600, apartment 1K.

332
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,126
That's crazy.
What was that like?

333
00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:57,379
Um, the city
was kinda different.

334
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,130
It was... it was fine.

335
00:13:59,256 --> 00:14:01,049
But... well, it was a little bit
lonely, you know?

336
00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:06,763
I'm having a very strange
feeling,

337
00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:09,182
like a memory right now.

338
00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:12,894
This cable guy showed up
at our house.

339
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:16,064
I was really little,
but I don't totally remember,

340
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,983
but...

341
00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:20,652
I do remember
he was so nice to me.

342
00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:27,409
-Is that so weird?
-Yes.

343
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,493
-Yeah?
-That’s very weird.

344
00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:33,582
I was normal. I had friends.

345
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,500
I didn't, like,
murder animals or anything.

346
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,335
Okay. Well, that fact that
you just had to clarify that

347
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,670
means you're fucked up.

348
00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:44,968
So, should we keep
this adventure up?

349
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:47,429
-Should we go somewhere else?
-I'd love to.

350
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,055
-Do you like polka music?
-No!

351
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:50,098
-What?
-Do you?

352
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,933
-Yes!
-Ew!

353
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,185
You know, I can't tell
which one I like more.

354
00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:55,729
The hoppy one or the wheaty.

355
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:57,230
Well, you're just
gonna have to keep

356
00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:58,273
drinking them,
so you can find out.

357
00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,482
Right. For science.

358
00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:00,984
Obviously, for science, yes.

359
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:01,818
That's what we're doing,
an experiment.

360
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,281
Oh, absolutely.

361
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,282
You know, Gary, I just...

362
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,908
I...

363
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:10,493
I gotta come clean with you
about something.

364
00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:11,995
I know, I know.

365
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,163
You're from the future.
I... I get it.

366
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:15,498
-Yes. Yes, I am.
-Mm.

367
00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:17,083
But um, something else.

368
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:18,835
Remember earlier
at the restaurant

369
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,004
when you asked me what I did
with my other self

370
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:23,048
when I traveled back
to her timeline?

371
00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:24,549
And I was like...

372
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:25,884
"I didn't even think
about that."

373
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:27,135
Mm.

374
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,303
-Do you remember?
-Mmhmm.

375
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,888
-That was a lie.
-Okay.

376
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:35,852
I killed her.

377
00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,896
I wasn't expecting that.
You killed her?

378
00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,606
-I did, yeah.
-Okay.

379
00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:40,649
My car just, like...

380
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:41,983
...right over her face.

381
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,485
-That... that will do it.
-Yeah.

382
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,028
And then I stuffed her
in my trunk.

383
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:48,907
-Oh. Um, congrats on that.
-Thank you.

384
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:50,033
Yeah. You're a murderer.

385
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,620
So, here's to, uh, dead Sheila.

386
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:55,955
-Yes! Yes.
-I hope she's in a better place.

387
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:57,749
-Yes, absolutely.
-Absolutely.

388
00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:59,334
I mean, I'm jealous of her
to be honest with you.

389
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,169
Absolutely.
I mean, the world is a...

390
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,421
Oh! What the fuck?

391
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,632
I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
Fuck, I'm so sorry.

392
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,217
- It's fine.
- I'm sorry. I'm...

393
00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:08,885
What are you doing?

394
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,388
-Fuck.
-Are you kidding me? Look.

395
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:14,391
It's okay for things to be
messy sometimes, okay?

396
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:17,394
-It is?
-Yeah.

397
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:20,230
Uh...

398
00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:21,564
you still wanna stay
on the date?

399
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:39,207
It was like so...

400
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:42,377
It's true!

401
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,487
I really like that
sentence you said before.

402
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:12,115
The, uh, the one about things
being messy.

403
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,366
Yeah! Me, too.

404
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:14,784
Someone said that to me
a long time ago,

405
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,786
and it really stuck.

406
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:19,164
Like it released me from some
sort of mental prison, you know?

407
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,583
Yeah. Exactly.
That's exactly how it feels.

408
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,418
Yeah.

409
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,503
-What a night.
-Yeah.

410
00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:27,380
Was it, uh, worth
all the time travel?

411
00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:28,590
Oh, absolutely.

412
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:29,716
Nine stars on Yelp.

413
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:34,179
You know, I could probably
do this forever.

414
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:37,974
But it is getting a little late,
so...

415
00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:39,434
I'd really love to do this
again sometime.

416
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,518
Me, too.

417
00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:41,519
I'll see you tomorrow.

418
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,146
What?

419
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:45,106
You know, when I travel back
24 hours again.

420
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:48,193
What...
what do you mean again?

421
00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:49,694
Oh. Ah.

422
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:51,237
I gotta come clean with you,
Gary.

423
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:52,739
This not our first rodeo.

424
00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:54,491
-What are you talking about?
-Yeah.

425
00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:55,992
I've spent the entire week
with you.

426
00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:57,452
This night,
seven times in a row.

427
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,372
Okay, wait.
So... so, you weren't kidding?

428
00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:03,750
No, not kidding.
Very serious.

429
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,920
Okay.

430
00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:08,588
Let's just pretend for a second
that I believe your whole

431
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,298
future time-travel bullshit.

432
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,050
Because I... I don't,
because it's bonkers.

433
00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:13,343
But let's just pretend
that I do.

434
00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:15,094
-Okay.
-Why would you travel back

435
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,680
to the same time
over and over again? Why?

436
00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:19,766
So, you could get it right,
or just to try and like,

437
00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:21,434
- win me over, or like...
- No!

438
00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:23,311
-What... what are you doing?
-No!

439
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,271
That would be super weird,
and creepy, and obsessive.

440
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:27,273
No. That's the whole point.
I don't have to be perfect.

441
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,108
All this magic you're feeling,
I felt it, too, from night one,

442
00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:30,944
and every night after that.

443
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:32,946
And no matter which way
I came at you, awkward, funny,

444
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:35,073
silly, sad, you... you played it
off perfectly.

445
00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:37,408
And by the end of the night,
we were always on cloud nine.

446
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:38,701
That's the thing.
I don't have to try.

447
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:40,245
We just work.

448
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:41,246
Have you ever had a night
like this

449
00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:42,163
ever in your entire life?

450
00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:45,667
You haven't.

451
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,544
See, because you feel
the magic, too.

452
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:50,421
You feel it here,
and you feel it here,

453
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,799
-and you feel it here.
-Hey! All right, yes.

454
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:54,551
-Yes, I... I feel it there.
-Okay.

455
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,054
That's why I have to keep
revisiting this night.

456
00:18:58,179 --> 00:18:59,264
The perfect night.

457
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:01,057
But why would you wanna revisit

458
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:03,601
the same thing
over and over again?

459
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,311
You know, wouldn’t you wanna try
something new?

460
00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:07,313
And maybe, I don't know,
we go out for like

461
00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:10,233
a second date or see
if we have a future

462
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:11,901
-like the old-fashioned way.
-No.

463
00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:13,069
Gary, I've already done that,
okay?

464
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:14,654
It just... it doesn't end well.

465
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,614
Look. Tomorrow,
Amber's gonna call you,

466
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,324
and tell you she's pregnant
or you're gonna get killed

467
00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:19,993
in a freaky
subway track accident.

468
00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:22,412
It was terrible.
Your body was, like, all...

469
00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:24,372
It was everywhere
and very unsettling.

470
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:25,832
Or the entire East Coast
is gonna get nuked, you know?

471
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:27,417
And we think
it's North Koreans,

472
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:28,835
but realize
it's an inside job, so...

473
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,044
What? What do you...

474
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,838
Nothing. Gary, it's okay.

475
00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:33,798
Listen, it doesn't matter.
This is just about us.

476
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,676
You have to trust me.
This is the cleaner way.

477
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:40,054
Um...

478
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:42,932
I'm, uh...

479
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:47,520
I'm really tired.
Uh, my head hurts.

480
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:50,481
I think I should
probably get going.

481
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:53,026
I know.

482
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:54,402
It was nice to meet you,
uh, Sheila.

483
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:57,614
Bye, Gary.

484
00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:59,449
I'll see you tomorrow.

485
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:09,083
<i>'Cause I don't wanna listen</i>
<i>to real news.</i>

486
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:47,997
<i>...surging</i>
<i>forward with real menace.</i>

487
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:49,624
<i>Delivering the mini fist.</i>

488
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:50,959
<i>It's a perfect touch</i>
<i>on a breakaway.</i>

489
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,377
<i>Keeper comes out.</i>

490
00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:59,425
<i>Goal!</i>

491
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,014
-Thirsty?
-Yeah. Yeah, Phil.

492
00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:06,849
I wanna tap that? Happy?

493
00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:08,768
Damn! You go, girl!

494
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,270
Why don't you go talk to him?

495
00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:12,563
I am gonna go buy him a drink.

496
00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:16,901
Nice evening for it, huh?

497
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:20,321
-Oh. Uh, for, uh... for what?
-Exactly.

498
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:21,572
I'm gonna order
an alcoholic beverage.

499
00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:23,574
Would you like one?

500
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:24,701
Uh...

501
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:27,120
-Yeah, sure.
-Great.

502
00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:29,580
So, I had to develop
these like coping mechanisms.

503
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:30,873
Nothing like murdering people,

504
00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:32,875
-but...
-Oh!

505
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:35,294
I had coping mechanisms, too.
I mean, not the murdering part.

506
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:37,922
Actually, yeah, I did.
More murdering myself.

507
00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:39,841
I more have, like,
these impulses

508
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,426
that I can't control
where things just...

509
00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:46,639
It's very hard to live that way.

510
00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:48,391
Yeah. I imagine that could be
quite debilitating.

511
00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:50,268
-Can't control it. Yeah.
-Mmhmm.

512
00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:52,020
Which one do we choose?

513
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:55,398
I don't know. It's a
real Sophie's Choice over here.

514
00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:57,191
Best chicken korma
on the East Coast.

515
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,152
Let's go to this one.

516
00:21:59,277 --> 00:22:01,571
It's a symphony
for the senses...

517
00:22:01,696 --> 00:22:03,281
Okay!

518
00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:05,825
...in 1995
before we moved locations.

519
00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:08,703
{\an8}You know in how in the Titanic
Jack teaches Rose how to spit?

520
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,663
{\an8}Yeah.

521
00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:11,956
{\an8}I kind of wanted to do that
with you, but with burping.

522
00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:15,501
I don't know. You know,
a lot of people actually say

523
00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:17,962
I remind them
of Leonardo DiCaprio.

524
00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:19,422
Like in What's Eating
Gilbert Grape.

525
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:23,551
-They say it's uncanny.
-Yes!

526
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:24,886
- Uncanny.
- Some say.

527
00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:26,637
Hmm.

528
00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:28,306
Okay, since
you're from the future,

529
00:22:28,431 --> 00:22:29,766
you can... you can tell

530
00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:31,309
-what I'm gonna say?
-What I'm gonna say.

531
00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:32,894
Yeah.

532
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:35,938
-Hey, let's order.
-Yeah.

533
00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:37,440
-You know, because...
-Yeah.

534
00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:38,691
So you can get business
out of the way,

535
00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:39,609
so you can focus
on the pleasure.

536
00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:45,907
Um...

537
00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:48,159
-What? Yeah.
-What can I get you?

538
00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:49,827
All the things.

539
00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:51,704
We want all the things.
Let's get everything.

540
00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:53,289
Let's just, like, max out
the credit card, you know?

541
00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:55,374
Yeah. Like curry,
and chicken kebabs,

542
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:57,043
and shah mushroom,
butter chicken,

543
00:22:57,168 --> 00:22:58,961
and chicken makhani, tikki,

544
00:22:59,087 --> 00:23:00,797
fish masala, shrimp biryani,
with lamb or beef masala,

545
00:23:00,922 --> 00:23:03,466
broccoli and chana,
bhindi bhaji, chicken pakora,

546
00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:06,135
coconut puri, and like, um,
two very large wines.

547
00:23:07,762 --> 00:23:08,638
Thank you, sir.

548
00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:12,016
Very hungry.

549
00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:14,936
So, um,
do you know John Connor?

550
00:23:16,521 --> 00:23:19,315
Term... the Terminator,
'cause, um,

551
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,025
'cause you're from the future.

552
00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:22,235
Oh, I'm actually just from

553
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:23,778
24 hours in the future.

554
00:23:25,196 --> 00:23:27,073
-Okay.
-Gary, here's the thing.

555
00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:28,825
Now that we've been seeing
each other for three months,

556
00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:30,409
I just really feel
like I can open up to you,

557
00:23:30,535 --> 00:23:31,786
you know?

558
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:33,079
Okay. Um...

559
00:23:33,204 --> 00:23:34,914
Normally, I tell you

560
00:23:35,039 --> 00:23:36,749
that I walk into a nail salon,
and I just stumbled

561
00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:39,627
upon this time machine
on a very happy, sunshiney,

562
00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,796
perfect day, but that's just
really not the case.

563
00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:43,422
See, on that fateful day,
three months ago

564
00:23:43,548 --> 00:23:45,174
when I took my first trip,
I was actually

565
00:23:45,299 --> 00:23:46,801
about to kill myself.

566
00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:55,059
Good afternoon, everyone.

567
00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:57,061
I plan on killing myself,

568
00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:59,188
and I'd really like to go out
with some nice nails, you know?

569
00:23:59,313 --> 00:24:00,815
For the fans.

570
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:01,816
What?

571
00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:04,735
What color?

572
00:24:07,488 --> 00:24:10,992
Mm, something more that says
she lived a classy life.

573
00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:15,663
Hmm. Elegant Death. I like it.

574
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:17,248
-Glossy.
-Great.

575
00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:21,878
Do you have a bathroom here?

576
00:24:22,003 --> 00:24:24,505
I'd really like to die
on an empty bladder.

577
00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:26,883
Yeah. I have a bathroom.

578
00:24:27,008 --> 00:24:30,011
Maybe before you straight up
murder yourself, go in there.

579
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:35,808
What? Time travel? Why?
Why would I do that?

580
00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:38,060
Why would I wanna go back
to yesterday?

581
00:24:38,186 --> 00:24:41,063
Yesterday was shit, too,
let me tell you. Okay?

582
00:24:41,189 --> 00:24:43,065
I do not wanna fuckin' do that.

583
00:24:43,191 --> 00:24:45,067
I do not wanna go back there.

584
00:24:45,193 --> 00:24:47,695
That would be a really, really,
really big mistake, you know?

585
00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:52,116
I'm just such a fucking loser.
I'm such a fucking sad sack.

586
00:24:52,241 --> 00:24:55,494
Why are you so nice to me?
Why are you so nice to me?

587
00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:56,913
You tip decent.

588
00:24:57,038 --> 00:24:58,206
I do tip well.

589
00:25:00,124 --> 00:25:01,626
I'm just gonna...

590
00:25:01,751 --> 00:25:03,461
'Cause I don't wanna ruin
my nails.

591
00:25:03,586 --> 00:25:04,962
Okay.

592
00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:06,589
-Just get it right.
-Okay.

593
00:25:08,424 --> 00:25:09,550
Look... look up.

594
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,222
Time travel, tomorrow,
yesterday, it doesn't matter.

595
00:25:14,347 --> 00:25:16,182
That's the problem.
That is the problem.

596
00:25:16,307 --> 00:25:19,227
No matter what, my life is shit.
Okay?

597
00:25:19,352 --> 00:25:22,605
This is a second chance.

598
00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:25,942
And those are rare.
So, maybe you should take it.

599
00:25:26,067 --> 00:25:28,402
You might see things differently
on the other side.

600
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:30,112
And if you don't,

601
00:25:30,238 --> 00:25:31,864
you can always kill yourself
later.

602
00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:34,742
Yeah, I'll do it. Fuck it.

603
00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:36,160
Maybe I'll get shit out

604
00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:37,495
on the other side
of the rainbow.

605
00:25:37,620 --> 00:25:39,121
That's the spirit.

606
00:25:43,709 --> 00:25:44,835
And here I am.

607
00:25:44,961 --> 00:25:46,087
24 hours in the past.

608
00:25:49,507 --> 00:25:51,801
Well, how...
how do you feel now?

609
00:25:51,926 --> 00:25:53,886
Much better.

610
00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:55,596
You just kinda got shat out

611
00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:56,931
the other side
of the rainbow?

612
00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:58,891
Mmhmm. Yeah.

613
00:26:00,768 --> 00:26:03,229
I've been shat out of
the other side a couple times.

614
00:26:03,354 --> 00:26:05,106
It's okay.

615
00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:06,524
- Nothin' to be ashamed of.
- Hmm.

616
00:26:08,317 --> 00:26:11,696
In fact, this is the first time
I've been this happy

617
00:26:11,821 --> 00:26:13,406
in a very, very, very long time.

618
00:26:15,408 --> 00:26:19,287
Well, it makes me really happy.

619
00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:20,538
Uh...

620
00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:22,540
Very, very glad to hear that.

621
00:26:25,001 --> 00:26:27,461
- I'll be right back.
- Okay.

622
00:26:34,885 --> 00:26:35,803
Goodnight, Amit.

623
00:26:49,692 --> 00:26:51,777
You think I'm a passenger
on the crazy train?

624
00:26:51,902 --> 00:26:53,404
No. No, I don't.

625
00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:55,573
Do you think I'm the conductor
of the crazy train?

626
00:26:55,698 --> 00:26:56,824
I should not have said
any of that.

627
00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:58,200
That was TMI. I don't know

628
00:26:58,326 --> 00:26:59,410
-what I was thinking.
-Hey!

629
00:26:59,535 --> 00:27:00,494
I shouldn't have said that
to you.

630
00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:02,121
Hey, hey. Relax.

631
00:27:02,246 --> 00:27:05,207
I don't think that.
I really don't, at all.

632
00:27:05,333 --> 00:27:08,627
And even if I do, who cares?
My life's been so boring.

633
00:27:08,753 --> 00:27:10,254
I could...
I can get on this ride.

634
00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:13,424
Oh.

635
00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:15,259
-Well, then all aboard, baby.
-All right.

636
00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:16,635
Well, just don't drive us off
a cliff, all right?

637
00:27:16,761 --> 00:27:17,595
Oh, I would never.

638
00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:24,268
Let's shop.

639
00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:25,269
For dirty clothes?

640
00:27:28,189 --> 00:27:29,774
They're not dirty.
Look how cute.

641
00:27:31,233 --> 00:27:32,985
-This one has gum on it.
-Oh my God!

642
00:27:33,110 --> 00:27:35,696
- Gary!
- What?

643
00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:37,907
An old-timey shirt
with your old-timey name.

644
00:27:38,032 --> 00:27:39,617
-You have to get this.
-No.

645
00:27:39,742 --> 00:27:40,951
Yes. I'm getting it for you.

646
00:27:41,077 --> 00:27:41,952
-Absolutely not.
-You have to.

647
00:27:42,078 --> 00:27:43,287
-No.
-You have to.

648
00:27:43,412 --> 00:27:44,413
Fine. But only
if I can get you this.

649
00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:47,833
- Okay. I'll get that.
- Okay.

650
00:27:49,043 --> 00:27:50,336
Thank you.

651
00:27:50,461 --> 00:27:51,670
It looks very cute on you.

652
00:27:51,796 --> 00:27:53,255
-Thank you.
-Thank you.

653
00:27:53,381 --> 00:27:54,590
Can't wait to wear
some random guy's shirt.

654
00:28:00,096 --> 00:28:01,055
Isn't it pretty tonight?

655
00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:02,640
Yes.

656
00:28:02,765 --> 00:28:03,724
You look very good
in your new shirt, by the way.

657
00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:04,725
Oh, thank you. Mm!

658
00:28:08,604 --> 00:28:10,106
Oh, by the way,
right there is exactly...

659
00:28:10,231 --> 00:28:12,274
Is that where you grew up?
Or something?

660
00:28:13,651 --> 00:28:15,486
- What?
- Oh. I'm sorry.

661
00:28:15,611 --> 00:28:17,071
I thought, uh...

662
00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:18,114
For some reason,
I thought maybe you might

663
00:28:18,239 --> 00:28:19,365
have mentioned.

664
00:28:19,490 --> 00:28:21,784
Yeah. No, may... yes. Um...

665
00:28:21,909 --> 00:28:24,745
600, apartment 1K.

666
00:28:25,955 --> 00:28:27,706
Okay.

667
00:28:27,832 --> 00:28:29,417
My entire childhood.
Yeah.

668
00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:30,876
That's crazy.
What was that like?

669
00:28:31,001 --> 00:28:32,503
Uh, you know, the city was...

670
00:28:32,628 --> 00:28:35,506
was very different then,
but it was kinda lonely.

671
00:28:35,631 --> 00:28:37,967
My mom kinda gave up
pretty early.

672
00:28:42,263 --> 00:28:43,347
What?

673
00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:45,558
Um,

674
00:28:45,683 --> 00:28:49,437
there was this, like, cable guy
who stopped by one afternoon.

675
00:28:49,562 --> 00:28:51,105
I was very little,
so I don't really remember.

676
00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:52,314
But he was very nice to me.

677
00:28:54,442 --> 00:28:55,651
I don't know
why I just told you that.

678
00:28:57,153 --> 00:28:58,487
-It's weird.
-It is a little weird.

679
00:28:58,612 --> 00:28:59,655
-Yeah.
-It's okay.

680
00:28:59,780 --> 00:29:00,781
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

681
00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:02,241
- Mmhmm.
- Yeah.

682
00:29:02,366 --> 00:29:03,868
Come here.
Wanna take a picture?

683
00:29:03,993 --> 00:29:05,536
-Obviously.
-Let's take a selfie.

684
00:29:05,661 --> 00:29:06,662
Yeah, let me take it.
I have really long arms.

685
00:29:06,787 --> 00:29:07,997
No, no, no. Oh!

686
00:29:08,122 --> 00:29:10,082
-Oh, fuck, fuck!
-No, it's fine.

687
00:29:10,207 --> 00:29:11,709
Oh, no. I'm sorry.
Well, I think...

688
00:29:11,834 --> 00:29:14,128
It's not a big deal.
It's just my phone.

689
00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:15,921
-I think I can fix it. I...
-Gary.

690
00:29:16,046 --> 00:29:17,506
-Fuck, I'm sorry. Hold on.
-Gary! Gary!

691
00:29:17,631 --> 00:29:18,424
Yeah.

692
00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:24,430
It's okay for things
to be messy sometimes.

693
00:29:39,737 --> 00:29:41,989
<i>- Oh, what a night!</i>
<i>- Yeah?</i>

694
00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:43,157
Was it worth
all the time travel?

695
00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:44,950
Oh, yeah.

696
00:29:45,075 --> 00:29:47,620
Henry Zagat says it's a
symphony for all the senses.

697
00:29:47,745 --> 00:29:49,330
-Za-gat?
-Yeah.

698
00:29:49,455 --> 00:29:50,414
-Za-gat?
-I think so.

699
00:29:50,539 --> 00:29:51,415
I thought it was Zag-at.

700
00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:52,416
I've been saying Zag-at.

701
00:29:54,502 --> 00:29:57,213
I don't think so.
Maybe I'm wrong.

702
00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:08,349
So, actually, this was the spot
I was gonna kill myself.

703
00:30:08,474 --> 00:30:09,266
Can you believe it?

704
00:30:11,727 --> 00:30:12,937
Wait.

705
00:30:13,062 --> 00:30:15,147
-Really?
-I know. Think about it.

706
00:30:15,272 --> 00:30:18,025
The... the drop, the dive,
the chill of the water.

707
00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:19,610
I mean,

708
00:30:19,735 --> 00:30:20,903
it's a pretty...
pretty good way to go.

709
00:30:21,028 --> 00:30:22,446
Plus, no blood.

710
00:30:22,571 --> 00:30:23,906
And no, like,
weird forensics like,

711
00:30:24,031 --> 00:30:26,116
"What happened to her?"
It'd be very obvious.

712
00:30:26,242 --> 00:30:27,409
Pretty selfless way
to kill yourself,

713
00:30:27,535 --> 00:30:29,370
don't you think?

714
00:30:29,495 --> 00:30:31,705
I feel like people would call me
"the Mother Teresa of suicides".

715
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,499
Maybe not.
But I don't mind if they do.

716
00:30:37,586 --> 00:30:39,880
I mean...

717
00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:43,050
at the end of the day,
it's... deep down, it's...

718
00:30:43,175 --> 00:30:45,469
it's all jokes, right?

719
00:30:45,594 --> 00:30:48,264
Uh, no. Not all of them.

720
00:30:48,389 --> 00:30:49,765
But I'm okay now.

721
00:30:49,890 --> 00:30:51,600
I'm sorry. I wish I could...

722
00:30:51,725 --> 00:30:53,978
I've been waiting for you
my whole life, Gary.

723
00:30:54,103 --> 00:30:57,189
Oh. Huh. Um, all right.

724
00:30:57,314 --> 00:30:59,733
Well, don't you think
it's a little early for that?

725
00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:01,193
It's been five months, Gary.

726
00:31:02,695 --> 00:31:04,738
Uh, we met today.

727
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,074
We met literally today.

728
00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:10,244
You're the first person
to make me truly happy, ever.

729
00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:12,079
You're the man I've been looking
over men's shoulders for.

730
00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:13,539
It's you. This whole time.

731
00:31:13,664 --> 00:31:14,456
I've been waiting my whole life
for you.

732
00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:16,584
You're finally here.

733
00:31:19,628 --> 00:31:21,380
Uh...

734
00:31:21,505 --> 00:31:23,591
I think we should take a breath.

735
00:31:25,134 --> 00:31:27,928
And I'm gonna go.

736
00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:29,930
Is that... is that okay?
Is it okay if I go?

737
00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:31,765
Yeah, I'll be fine.

738
00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:32,766
You're not gonna
do anything dumb, right?

739
00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:33,976
Mm-mm.

740
00:31:34,101 --> 00:31:35,561
You're sure you're okay?

741
00:31:35,686 --> 00:31:36,478
Mmhmm.

742
00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:44,570
I'll see you tomorrow, Gary.

743
00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:50,826
Ugh! What a night.

744
00:31:50,951 --> 00:31:53,454
This was the spot
I was gonna kill myself.

745
00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:54,496
Can you believe it?

746
00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:00,586
I'm sorry, I...

747
00:32:00,711 --> 00:32:01,587
Gary, I've been waiting for you
my whole life.

748
00:32:01,712 --> 00:32:03,297
-Oh.
-Hmm.

749
00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:05,883
Well, um, I'm gonna go.

750
00:32:07,009 --> 00:32:08,218
Bye, Gary.

751
00:32:08,344 --> 00:32:09,136
I'll see you tomorrow.

752
00:32:12,056 --> 00:32:13,182
You're the person
I've been looking

753
00:32:13,307 --> 00:32:14,725
over men's shoulders for.

754
00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:16,310
You're the one
I've been waiting for.

755
00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:18,145
And you're finally here.
Think about it.

756
00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:21,774
The fall, the plunge,
the dive, the chill, the water.

757
00:32:21,899 --> 00:32:23,400
Very good spot for it.
And no blood.

758
00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:25,402
You are the person
that I have been waiting for

759
00:32:25,527 --> 00:32:27,363
my entire life.

760
00:32:27,488 --> 00:32:30,741
Is it okay if I go?

761
00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:32,868
Maybe talk about this
some other time?

762
00:32:32,993 --> 00:32:35,037
Don't you think it's a little
too soon to talk like that?

763
00:32:35,162 --> 00:32:36,664
I'm gonna remember this,

764
00:32:36,789 --> 00:32:39,583
and it makes me so, so sad,
Gary, you know?

765
00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:40,834
Come on, it can't be that bad.

766
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:42,086
Of course, it can.

767
00:32:42,211 --> 00:32:43,462
I have to keep revisiting it.

768
00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:45,130
The perfect night.

769
00:32:45,255 --> 00:32:46,757
You do it every time.
Just fucking walk away.

770
00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:48,008
-It's fine.
-How is that, but we just...

771
00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:49,593
-Every time.
-I don't know

772
00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:50,594
what you're talking about,
because we just met.

773
00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:51,720
But okay.

774
00:33:07,611 --> 00:33:08,737
<i>Surging</i>
<i>forward with real menace.</i>

775
00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:09,905
<i>Delivering the mini fist.</i>

776
00:33:10,030 --> 00:33:11,615
<i>It's a perfect touch.</i>

777
00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:16,203
<i>What a goal!</i>

778
00:33:23,293 --> 00:33:25,587
Hey, I'm Sheila.
Do you want a drink?

779
00:33:25,713 --> 00:33:27,256
-Me?
-Mmhmm.

780
00:33:27,381 --> 00:33:32,261
Uh, hi. S... sure. Yeah.
Okay. I'm... I'm Gary.

781
00:33:32,386 --> 00:33:33,178
-Hi, Gary.
-Hello.

782
00:33:34,388 --> 00:33:36,515
Phil.

783
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:37,725
-What can I get you?
-Uh...

784
00:33:37,850 --> 00:33:39,268
He'll have an old-fashioned.

785
00:33:39,393 --> 00:33:40,602
I'll have a whiskey neat.
Thank you.

786
00:33:40,728 --> 00:33:42,271
I, uh...

787
00:33:42,396 --> 00:33:44,481
I... I really like your dress.

788
00:33:44,606 --> 00:33:46,942
It reminds me of like a picnic.

789
00:33:52,823 --> 00:33:55,492
Guilty, I am not a sportsman.

790
00:33:55,617 --> 00:33:57,119
Yeah, no, I figured.

791
00:33:57,244 --> 00:33:58,245
We don't have to talk
about that again.

792
00:33:58,370 --> 00:33:59,955
Hmm? Again?

793
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,290
Oh, no. I didn't...

794
00:34:01,415 --> 00:34:03,250
-What were you saying?
-Oh.

795
00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:05,878
-Uh, I grew up pretty neurotic.
-Mmhmm.

796
00:34:06,003 --> 00:34:08,672
And not really
in a warm environment.

797
00:34:08,797 --> 00:34:10,132
-My dad was never home.
-Oh, yeah.

798
00:34:10,257 --> 00:34:11,508
Why are we talking
about our dead dads?

799
00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:13,051
Why do we always do this?

800
00:34:13,177 --> 00:34:14,720
We don't have to do this,
you know?

801
00:34:14,845 --> 00:34:16,305
- We can like make new choices.
- Wow.

802
00:34:16,430 --> 00:34:17,598
It's a real Sophie's Choice
out here.

803
00:34:19,892 --> 00:34:21,977
Best chicken korma
on the East Coast.

804
00:34:22,102 --> 00:34:24,271
Henry P. Zagat himself raves,
"It's a symphony for..."

805
00:34:28,108 --> 00:34:31,236
So, do you know, um,
John Connor?

806
00:34:35,532 --> 00:34:38,827
'Cause, um...
'cause you're from the future.

807
00:34:38,952 --> 00:34:40,329
"Give me your clothes,

808
00:34:40,454 --> 00:34:41,246
your boots,
and your motorcycle."

809
00:34:42,915 --> 00:34:45,292
-"Uh, I'm the governor!"
-Mm.

810
00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:47,127
Well, that's actually
not from the movie.

811
00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:49,421
He just later became
the governor, which was crazy.

812
00:34:49,546 --> 00:34:53,217
Did you know that <i>Predator</i>
has two governors in it?

813
00:34:53,342 --> 00:34:55,761
Jesse Ventura
and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

814
00:34:55,886 --> 00:34:57,304
I mean, it has to be like
a Snapple fact

815
00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:58,722
or something at least.

816
00:34:58,847 --> 00:35:00,766
Gary, I gotta come clean
with you.

817
00:35:00,891 --> 00:35:04,311
We have been doing this
for almost a year now.

818
00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:07,022
And things are starting to feel
a little one-sided.

819
00:35:07,147 --> 00:35:09,107
- You know what I mean?
- Um...

820
00:35:09,233 --> 00:35:10,818
-a year? We've, uh...
-I get it.

821
00:35:10,943 --> 00:35:12,528
This night, this is just
one night to you.

822
00:35:12,653 --> 00:35:15,280
But for me, my entire life
revolves around this night only.

823
00:35:15,405 --> 00:35:17,407
Nothing else.
And is it a great night? Yeah.

824
00:35:17,533 --> 00:35:19,159
Is it my fault? Yes!

825
00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:21,578
My choice?
Have I... have I created this?

826
00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:24,498
Yes. But goddammit, Gary,
even a perfectly-cooked steak

827
00:35:24,623 --> 00:35:27,501
starts to taste like shit
when you eat it all day

828
00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:29,378
every day, you know?

829
00:35:32,089 --> 00:35:33,632
Okay, I'm... I'm sorry.

830
00:35:33,757 --> 00:35:35,509
- I'm a little confused.
- I just...

831
00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:37,970
I really thought were just
so perfect for each other.

832
00:35:38,095 --> 00:35:41,139
But now, I just don't know.
I don't know.

833
00:35:41,265 --> 00:35:44,017
I'm starting to feel stunted.
Yeah. You know?

834
00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,769
And it's kind of my fault.

835
00:35:45,894 --> 00:35:47,855
Because I've kept us
in this whirlwind of hell

836
00:35:47,980 --> 00:35:50,440
over, and over, and over,
and over of this crazy loop.

837
00:35:50,566 --> 00:35:51,650
And I'm letting you know,
I gotta be honest with you,

838
00:35:51,775 --> 00:35:52,860
it's kinda your fault, too.

839
00:35:52,985 --> 00:35:54,695
Yeah, a little bit.

840
00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:58,156
You are so passive.
Everything has to be perfect.

841
00:35:58,282 --> 00:35:59,700
You don't wanna make a mess.

842
00:35:59,825 --> 00:36:01,076
You don't wanna ruffle
any feathers.

843
00:36:01,201 --> 00:36:02,786
It's just like...

844
00:36:02,911 --> 00:36:03,871
You know, there's nowhere,
but down with you.

845
00:36:05,414 --> 00:36:06,582
I think I'm gonna go.

846
00:36:06,707 --> 00:36:08,584
- Oh. Shocker.
- Yeah.

847
00:36:08,709 --> 00:36:10,836
Okay. Bye, Gary.

848
00:36:10,961 --> 00:36:13,964
-Yeah. Well, thank you for this.
-Mmhmm.

849
00:36:14,089 --> 00:36:16,216
Um, and please don't take this
the wrong way,

850
00:36:16,341 --> 00:36:18,010
but I think
you need some help. Okay?

851
00:36:18,135 --> 00:36:20,053
Oh, no. Actually, you know what,
Gary? We need help.

852
00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:21,305
-No!
-Yeah.

853
00:36:21,430 --> 00:36:22,764
-You need help.
-Yeah. We.

854
00:36:22,890 --> 00:36:23,849
There's no we
in this situation.

855
00:36:23,974 --> 00:36:25,058
We, we. We need help.

856
00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:26,518
-No, it's you.
-Ugh!

857
00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:28,353
-She needs help.
-Oh. Oh, my God. We.

858
00:36:28,478 --> 00:36:29,396
-Everyone at this restaurant.
-Was the meal okay?

859
00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:31,481
Thank you. What's 25 plus 96?

860
00:36:31,607 --> 00:36:33,275
Oh my God. Really?

861
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:34,943
You're gonna storm out,
but you're gonna stop to pay

862
00:36:35,068 --> 00:36:35,944
-like a good guy?
-Yeah, I'm gonna stop to pay.

863
00:36:36,069 --> 00:36:37,779
You are so lame.

864
00:36:37,905 --> 00:36:38,989
I'm sorry, I don't wanna get
arrested on our date.

865
00:36:39,114 --> 00:36:40,782
Oh, my. Arrested? Oh my God!

866
00:36:40,908 --> 00:36:42,409
-You are so dumb.
-Make sure you add 25 percent.

867
00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:43,577
- Bye, Gary!
- Bye!

868
00:36:43,702 --> 00:36:45,120
- Can you...
- Bye!

869
00:36:45,245 --> 00:36:46,580
Bye! Ugh!

870
00:36:57,424 --> 00:36:58,675
Rough night, Amit.

871
00:37:00,802 --> 00:37:01,678
Can I bum a cigarette?

872
00:37:06,350 --> 00:37:09,227
Oh. That beautiful case.
You're so classy.

873
00:37:10,646 --> 00:37:12,147
Mmhmm. Mmhmm.

874
00:37:14,441 --> 00:37:15,359
Thank you.

875
00:37:20,948 --> 00:37:21,990
Love, huh?

876
00:37:24,159 --> 00:37:27,829
What a muddy, sinking, swamp,
shit, fire dumpster, am I right?

877
00:37:34,670 --> 00:37:35,629
I'm happily married.

878
00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:38,507
Oh, good for you!

879
00:37:38,632 --> 00:37:39,466
Your life is perfect.

880
00:37:42,135 --> 00:37:44,054
Maybe luck will change for you,
too, one day.

881
00:37:44,179 --> 00:37:47,057
No. See, no.

882
00:37:47,182 --> 00:37:49,142
For me,
nothing changes, like, ever.

883
00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:52,229
My life is just consistent,
consistent shit.

884
00:37:52,354 --> 00:37:53,814
Nothing ever fucking changes.

885
00:37:58,902 --> 00:38:00,237
Wait.

886
00:38:00,362 --> 00:38:02,030
Change.

887
00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:05,575
Yeah, Amit.

888
00:38:05,701 --> 00:38:08,036
You brilliant, beautiful,
married man.

889
00:38:08,161 --> 00:38:11,957
Oh my God. Ch... change.
I can fix him. I can change him.

890
00:38:12,082 --> 00:38:13,542
This is something
I can actually do.

891
00:38:13,667 --> 00:38:14,835
Oh, no. Well, no.

892
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,003
-Yeah.
-No.

893
00:38:16,128 --> 00:38:17,212
-Yeah.
-You can't.

894
00:38:17,337 --> 00:38:18,797
People don't really change.

895
00:38:18,922 --> 00:38:20,007
And you certainly
can't change people.

896
00:38:20,132 --> 00:38:22,134
In my culture, we have a saying.

897
00:38:22,259 --> 00:38:24,761
You can't fit a square peg
into a round hole.

898
00:38:24,886 --> 00:38:26,388
I don't think
that's in your culture.

899
00:38:26,513 --> 00:38:27,556
It's a universal saying.

900
00:38:27,681 --> 00:38:28,890
You can't change people.

901
00:38:29,016 --> 00:38:30,225
The world doesn't work that way.

902
00:38:32,352 --> 00:38:34,271
But what is that, though,
really?

903
00:38:34,396 --> 00:38:37,357
I mean, those are just words,
Amit.

904
00:38:37,482 --> 00:38:39,192
And what are words?

905
00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:42,279
Words are just, you know,
thoughts that we have

906
00:38:42,404 --> 00:38:44,072
that exit our mouths.

907
00:38:44,197 --> 00:38:45,824
We... we talk too much.

908
00:38:45,949 --> 00:38:48,827
As a civilization.
Not me and you, which I regret,

909
00:38:48,952 --> 00:38:52,289
that we don't...
we don't do this more often.

910
00:38:52,414 --> 00:38:54,499
You're a really good man.
Helped me a lot. Thank you.

911
00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:10,724
<i>♪ Whack ♪</i>

912
00:39:12,559 --> 00:39:13,435
<i>♪ Whack, whack ♪</i>

913
00:39:14,603 --> 00:39:15,812
Are you fucking kidding me?

914
00:39:17,564 --> 00:39:18,690
<i>♪ Whack ♪</i>

915
00:39:18,815 --> 00:39:19,816
Mm.

916
00:39:19,941 --> 00:39:22,402
<i>♪ Whack, whack ♪</i>

917
00:39:22,527 --> 00:39:23,528
<i>♪ Whack ♪</i>

918
00:39:24,654 --> 00:39:25,530
<i>♪ Whack, whack ♪</i>

919
00:39:29,618 --> 00:39:30,577
Oh, fuck, fuck.

920
00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:31,578
Fuck, fuck, fuck.

921
00:39:48,929 --> 00:39:51,139
Come on.

922
00:39:51,264 --> 00:39:52,140
<i>That's a sloppy tackle.</i>

923
00:39:52,265 --> 00:39:54,351
Fuck.

924
00:39:54,476 --> 00:39:55,852
<i>The</i>
<i>referee's given him the</i>
<i>penalty!</i>

925
00:39:55,977 --> 00:39:56,770
Oh, that's a bullshit call!

926
00:39:58,480 --> 00:39:59,940
Phil, do you see
the new Gary over there?

927
00:40:01,650 --> 00:40:03,527
Look at him.

928
00:40:03,652 --> 00:40:04,778
<i>Lining up for the penalty now.</i>

929
00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:06,113
What do you think?

930
00:40:06,238 --> 00:40:07,030
Does he look different to you
or...

931
00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:11,618
Oh, yeah.
Something is different.

932
00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:13,370
Really liking
what I'm seeing, Phil.

933
00:40:13,495 --> 00:40:14,913
Really liking it.

934
00:40:18,792 --> 00:40:21,628
<i>All on</i>
<i>the same page. Let's see.</i>

935
00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:23,839
- Hello.
- Hi.

936
00:40:23,964 --> 00:40:26,174
Are the good guys winning or...

937
00:40:26,299 --> 00:40:27,175
The good guys?

938
00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:28,885
-Mmhmm.
-No.

939
00:40:29,010 --> 00:40:30,512
No, the...
the good guys are not winning.

940
00:40:30,637 --> 00:40:31,972
They're actually getting
their asses kicked.

941
00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:33,807
I'm sorry. It's so upsetting.

942
00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:35,684
Yeah, I'm Gary.

943
00:40:35,809 --> 00:40:38,603
Do you want a drink?
Can I buy you a drink?

944
00:40:38,728 --> 00:40:40,355
-Yeah.
-Okay.

945
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,315
-I'm Sheila.
-Okay, Sheila.

946
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:43,483
Hey, yo guy.

947
00:40:45,527 --> 00:40:46,903
-What can I get you?
-Uh, IPA.

948
00:40:47,028 --> 00:40:47,946
Uh, old-fashioned, please.

949
00:40:51,992 --> 00:40:53,702
What are you doing here
all alone?

950
00:40:53,827 --> 00:40:56,037
You're way too beautiful
to be alone in a bar.

951
00:40:56,163 --> 00:40:58,123
Oh.

952
00:40:58,248 --> 00:41:00,292
You know,
I'm just pickin' up guys.

953
00:41:00,417 --> 00:41:01,459
-Yeah?
-Uh-huh.

954
00:41:01,585 --> 00:41:02,377
-Oh, yeah? Who?
-You.

955
00:41:03,587 --> 00:41:05,005
-Really?
-You're the only one.

956
00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:06,214
-Okay.
-Mmhmm.

957
00:41:06,339 --> 00:41:07,299
Okay.

958
00:41:07,424 --> 00:41:10,010
Well, Sheila, it doesn't look

959
00:41:10,135 --> 00:41:11,178
like the good guys
are gonna come back

960
00:41:11,303 --> 00:41:13,930
anytime soon, so...

961
00:41:14,055 --> 00:41:15,974
what do you say we get
out of here and maybe

962
00:41:16,099 --> 00:41:17,017
get you some food?

963
00:41:19,102 --> 00:41:21,062
Yeah. Right now?

964
00:41:21,188 --> 00:41:22,314
-Yeah, let's go.
-Okay.

965
00:41:22,439 --> 00:41:24,816
Yeah. Hey!
Give me my 20 back.

966
00:41:24,941 --> 00:41:25,817
- No, no, no, no.
- Here you go.

967
00:41:25,942 --> 00:41:27,444
We only want...

968
00:41:27,569 --> 00:41:28,778
-Give me... give me my 20 back.
-What are you talk...

969
00:41:28,904 --> 00:41:29,738
I just...
I just made these drinks.

970
00:41:29,863 --> 00:41:31,406
Well, I don't...

971
00:41:31,531 --> 00:41:34,201
So, you know, my dad was
a traveling alcoholic actually.

972
00:41:34,326 --> 00:41:35,577
And um, just traveled
from bar to bar,

973
00:41:35,702 --> 00:41:37,621
-and eventually died.
-Whoa.

974
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:40,415
Where do you wanna go?

975
00:41:40,540 --> 00:41:42,125
There's a bunch
of Indian restaurants...

976
00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:43,126
There's actually a new place
over here I wanted to try.

977
00:41:43,251 --> 00:41:44,127
Come on.

978
00:41:44,252 --> 00:41:45,629
Come on, keep up!

979
00:41:51,718 --> 00:41:52,761
Isn't that cool?

980
00:41:52,886 --> 00:41:54,721
-Mmhmm.
-Yeah.

981
00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:56,973
So, what do you do, Ms. Sheila?

982
00:41:57,098 --> 00:41:59,726
Oh. Um...

983
00:41:59,851 --> 00:42:02,479
I'm an executive
producing assistant.

984
00:42:02,604 --> 00:42:04,439
Sounds really, uh, intense.

985
00:42:04,564 --> 00:42:05,607
Yeah. Like cancer.

986
00:42:05,732 --> 00:42:06,816
Um, what do you do?

987
00:42:06,942 --> 00:42:09,110
I run a small start-up company.

988
00:42:09,236 --> 00:42:11,154
About 25 people for now.

989
00:42:11,279 --> 00:42:14,241
Wow. That's... that's amazing.

990
00:42:14,366 --> 00:42:15,367
Yeah.

991
00:42:15,492 --> 00:42:17,244
Gary, are you happy?

992
00:42:17,369 --> 00:42:18,703
Like, in life,
are you truly happy?

993
00:42:20,247 --> 00:42:23,375
Yeah. You know? I mean,
life's weird sometimes.

994
00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:24,876
But you know,
I'm here for the happy moments.

995
00:42:26,253 --> 00:42:28,088
Oh. I like that.

996
00:42:29,965 --> 00:42:31,216
Yeah. Uh...

997
00:42:34,052 --> 00:42:35,512
Thank you. Mm.

998
00:42:35,637 --> 00:42:37,430
Um, is that a tiny fish?

999
00:42:39,057 --> 00:42:40,433
You're supposed
to eat this stuff?

1000
00:42:40,558 --> 00:42:41,977
Yeah. That is the idea
of dinner.

1001
00:42:42,102 --> 00:42:43,061
Oh. I just thought
that was glass.

1002
00:42:43,186 --> 00:42:44,479
-Yeah.
-It was confusing.

1003
00:42:44,604 --> 00:42:46,314
No. It's...
I think it's honeycomb.

1004
00:42:46,439 --> 00:42:47,482
This is one of the best
restaurants in the city, so...

1005
00:42:47,607 --> 00:42:49,484
- Oh.
- Yeah.

1006
00:42:49,609 --> 00:42:50,986
So, what do you do for fun?
Um, me, I like to rock climb.

1007
00:42:51,111 --> 00:42:52,195
You know, I don't think
there's anything

1008
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:53,446
like getting up on those rocks.

1009
00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:55,240
Yeah, I like to throw on a pair

1010
00:42:55,365 --> 00:42:57,033
of the old spikey boots,
and head down to the mountain.

1011
00:42:57,158 --> 00:42:58,910
-I don't mean to brag...
-Gary, I'm from the future.

1012
00:43:00,870 --> 00:43:02,831
- Okay.
- No, I'm serious.

1013
00:43:02,956 --> 00:43:04,207
I'm completely serious.

1014
00:43:04,332 --> 00:43:05,542
No, no, no, I'll play along.

1015
00:43:05,667 --> 00:43:06,835
What... what brings you
to the past?

1016
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:09,129
-You.
-Okay.

1017
00:43:09,254 --> 00:43:10,422
Yeah.

1018
00:43:11,881 --> 00:43:13,883
It started as an accident.

1019
00:43:14,009 --> 00:43:16,720
Then I fell in love with you.

1020
00:43:16,845 --> 00:43:19,639
And I started spending
a lot of time with you,

1021
00:43:19,764 --> 00:43:22,225
365 days to be exact.

1022
00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:24,352
I loved everything about you.

1023
00:43:24,477 --> 00:43:26,062
Everything.

1024
00:43:26,187 --> 00:43:28,690
Until I didn't.
I mean, I do. I did.

1025
00:43:28,815 --> 00:43:30,400
But I just wanted, you know...
I just needed to, like, change

1026
00:43:30,525 --> 00:43:31,943
a couple things,
just a couple little things

1027
00:43:32,068 --> 00:43:34,112
to make you...
make you more perfect.

1028
00:43:34,237 --> 00:43:35,822
You know, make you more perfect
for me, right?

1029
00:43:35,947 --> 00:43:37,657
Because that's relationships.

1030
00:43:37,782 --> 00:43:39,409
You can't love someone
100 percent of the time, right?

1031
00:43:39,534 --> 00:43:41,286
Yeah. Sure, I guess.

1032
00:43:41,411 --> 00:43:42,954
Is that, like,
from The Bachelor or something?

1033
00:43:43,079 --> 00:43:44,205
-Gary.
-Hmm.

1034
00:43:44,331 --> 00:43:45,999
You know how I always tell you

1035
00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:47,208
about that time machine,
and the nail salon's a dud,

1036
00:43:47,334 --> 00:43:48,877
and it only goes back 24 hours?

1037
00:43:49,002 --> 00:43:50,712
No. I don't know
what the fuck you're talking...

1038
00:43:50,837 --> 00:43:52,422
Well, I was lying.

1039
00:43:52,547 --> 00:43:53,715
See, there's something
that you should know.

1040
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:55,133
It can go anywhere

1041
00:43:55,258 --> 00:43:58,011
in the past,
but for only 24 hours.

1042
00:43:58,136 --> 00:43:59,679
Then zap, you're back here.

1043
00:43:59,804 --> 00:44:02,098
Okay, June.
That is a fascinating story.

1044
00:44:02,223 --> 00:44:04,142
But I'd really like to go
kill myself now, all right?

1045
00:44:05,477 --> 00:44:07,520
You sure? It's a second chance.

1046
00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:09,481
You can always kill yourself
later.

1047
00:44:09,606 --> 00:44:13,026
Okay. Let's do it.
Let's fuck up some history, huh?

1048
00:44:13,151 --> 00:44:14,486
-That's the spirit.
-Mm.

1049
00:44:16,321 --> 00:44:18,239
And here I am,
24 hours in the past.

1050
00:44:19,574 --> 00:44:21,534
Wow.

1051
00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:23,161
Wow!

1052
00:44:23,286 --> 00:44:24,788
-Mmhmm.
-You can go back

1053
00:44:24,913 --> 00:44:27,791
to any point in the past
and you chose yesterday.

1054
00:44:27,916 --> 00:44:29,417
-Mmhmm.
-You didn't wanna go

1055
00:44:29,542 --> 00:44:31,044
somewhere more meaningful,
like I don't know,

1056
00:44:31,169 --> 00:44:32,170
like, to kill Hitler?

1057
00:44:32,295 --> 00:44:33,588
Well, I did take out Smithson.

1058
00:44:35,131 --> 00:44:36,841
-Who?
-Exactly.

1059
00:44:36,966 --> 00:44:38,551
And Gary, I mean,
why yesterday?

1060
00:44:38,676 --> 00:44:40,261
I don't know.
I mean, technically speaking,

1061
00:44:40,387 --> 00:44:41,721
it was actually June's fault,
she chose it.

1062
00:44:41,846 --> 00:44:43,223
And let me tell you,
when I ended up

1063
00:44:43,348 --> 00:44:45,100
24 hours in the past,
I was like,

1064
00:44:45,225 --> 00:44:46,893
"What the fuck, June?"
I mean, life is already shit.

1065
00:44:47,018 --> 00:44:48,770
I don't need a reminder
of yesterday's shit, right?

1066
00:44:48,895 --> 00:44:50,647
I kind of preferred, like,
nostalgic childhood shit,

1067
00:44:50,772 --> 00:44:52,649
that could really, like...
But what are you gonna do?

1068
00:44:52,774 --> 00:44:54,109
So, then I thought alcohol,
and I stumbled into that bar,

1069
00:44:54,234 --> 00:44:55,902
and then I met you.

1070
00:44:56,027 --> 00:44:57,237
And everything changed.

1071
00:44:59,072 --> 00:45:01,449
Right. And that was a year ago.

1072
00:45:01,574 --> 00:45:02,951
Technically,
yesterday. But, yes.

1073
00:45:03,076 --> 00:45:05,412
We've been doing this
for an entire year,

1074
00:45:05,537 --> 00:45:09,165
365 days to be exact.
In fact, it's, um...

1075
00:45:11,418 --> 00:45:12,419
it's our anniversary, Gary.

1076
00:45:15,088 --> 00:45:16,256
Hey.

1077
00:45:16,381 --> 00:45:18,091
Can I have the check, please?

1078
00:45:18,216 --> 00:45:19,008
Happy anniversary.

1079
00:45:20,385 --> 00:45:21,678
Gary, thank you so much
for dinner.

1080
00:45:21,803 --> 00:45:23,388
It was delicious.

1081
00:45:23,513 --> 00:45:24,764
So, should we head out
and find some dessert?

1082
00:45:24,889 --> 00:45:27,016
Mm. I don't think so.

1083
00:45:27,142 --> 00:45:28,685
You for uh, for Gary?

1084
00:45:28,810 --> 00:45:30,395
- Uh, yeah.
- Yeah.

1085
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:32,355
Look, I actually
have to be up kinda early,

1086
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:36,192
and uh, I need my rest.
But this was great.

1087
00:45:36,317 --> 00:45:37,193
This never happened
with old Gary.

1088
00:45:37,318 --> 00:45:38,653
Yeah.

1089
00:45:38,778 --> 00:45:40,071
I must have really done
a number on you.

1090
00:45:40,196 --> 00:45:42,657
Wow. Changes I have made.

1091
00:45:42,782 --> 00:45:44,367
-Mm. Yeah? Is that so?
-Hmm.

1092
00:45:44,492 --> 00:45:46,286
-Hey, hey!
-Oh, I thought you were...

1093
00:45:46,411 --> 00:45:47,954
No, listen. Look.

1094
00:45:48,079 --> 00:45:49,539
Not that I'm buying
any of your bullshit,

1095
00:45:49,664 --> 00:45:51,541
future girl,
but just out of curiosity,

1096
00:45:51,666 --> 00:45:53,668
just 'cause I wanna know,
what exactly did you change

1097
00:45:53,793 --> 00:45:55,587
about me
that was so fucking awful?

1098
00:45:55,712 --> 00:45:57,589
Oh, okay. So, we've spent
a lot of time together.

1099
00:45:57,714 --> 00:45:59,466
And you've shared
a lot with me. Okay?

1100
00:45:59,591 --> 00:46:01,551
Like, I know
all about your childhood,

1101
00:46:01,676 --> 00:46:03,344
your disappointments,
the ups and downs,

1102
00:46:03,470 --> 00:46:05,805
all the traumas, and I've kinda
like narrowed them down

1103
00:46:05,930 --> 00:46:07,849
to the moments that aided
in your mental decline.

1104
00:46:07,974 --> 00:46:10,685
I call them the "Where things
went wrong for Gary" moments.

1105
00:46:10,810 --> 00:46:11,895
Oh. Is that what you call them?

1106
00:46:12,020 --> 00:46:13,521
Hey! Dial down the sarcasm.

1107
00:46:13,646 --> 00:46:15,398
It's our fucking anniversary.

1108
00:46:15,523 --> 00:46:17,066
So, anyway, I traveled
back there, and I fixed them.

1109
00:46:17,192 --> 00:46:18,234
-Yeah?
-Yeah.

1110
00:46:18,359 --> 00:46:19,277
Give me an example of one.

1111
00:46:19,402 --> 00:46:20,612
-One.
-Fine!

1112
00:46:23,114 --> 00:46:25,617
-Yes.
-You're Gary, right?

1113
00:46:25,742 --> 00:46:26,868
Mom!

1114
00:46:26,993 --> 00:46:28,495
My name is Charlie,

1115
00:46:28,620 --> 00:46:29,662
and I just moved in
across the street.

1116
00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:31,414
Okay.

1117
00:46:31,539 --> 00:46:34,751
May I interest you
in a friendly game of catch?

1118
00:46:34,876 --> 00:46:36,461
I'm not supposed to talk
to strangers.

1119
00:46:36,586 --> 00:46:38,421
Can I tell you a little secret?

1120
00:46:38,546 --> 00:46:41,883
I lost my son many years ago
in a boating accident, actually.

1121
00:46:42,008 --> 00:46:43,801
And it makes me very, very,
very sad.

1122
00:46:43,927 --> 00:46:45,762
And I... I miss him so much.

1123
00:46:45,887 --> 00:46:47,722
It would truly mean the world
to me if you would humor

1124
00:46:47,847 --> 00:46:49,474
an old man

1125
00:46:49,599 --> 00:46:51,559
and play a friendly game
of catch out in the yard.

1126
00:46:51,684 --> 00:46:52,477
What do you say, sport?

1127
00:46:54,354 --> 00:46:55,230
Okay.

1128
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:58,483
You should watch more wrestling.

1129
00:46:58,608 --> 00:47:00,360
The fake kind.

1130
00:47:00,485 --> 00:47:02,737
-It's not fake.
-It’s pretty fake, kid.

1131
00:47:02,862 --> 00:47:05,448
A lot of people are gonna say
you're wrong, Gary.

1132
00:47:05,573 --> 00:47:07,116
-Fuck 'em.
-Okay.

1133
00:47:09,244 --> 00:47:10,411
Oh, God. Gary, no.

1134
00:47:12,121 --> 00:47:13,748
My miming's good, right?

1135
00:47:13,873 --> 00:47:15,625
Gary, no. Don't do that.

1136
00:47:15,750 --> 00:47:17,502
People don't like mimes.

1137
00:47:17,627 --> 00:47:19,128
Please don't do that again.

1138
00:47:19,254 --> 00:47:20,129
Hey, wait. Just wait a second.

1139
00:47:20,255 --> 00:47:21,256
What?

1140
00:47:21,381 --> 00:47:22,382
You were Uncle Charlie?

1141
00:47:22,507 --> 00:47:23,675
It was I.

1142
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,134
You're so fucking crazy.

1143
00:47:25,260 --> 00:47:26,886
-That's fucking crazy.
-Why?

1144
00:47:27,011 --> 00:47:28,555
We just played a little catch.
Big deal!

1145
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:30,181
Sheila, I played catch

1146
00:47:30,306 --> 00:47:31,516
with Uncle Charlie
every Sunday afternoon

1147
00:47:31,641 --> 00:47:33,226
-for like three years!
-I know.

1148
00:47:33,351 --> 00:47:35,144
Gary, what can I say?
I'm very methodical.

1149
00:47:35,270 --> 00:47:36,688
I went back a bunch to make
a difference in your life.

1150
00:47:36,813 --> 00:47:38,314
You're welcome.

1151
00:47:38,439 --> 00:47:39,649
How do you not see
how fucked up this is?

1152
00:47:39,774 --> 00:47:41,943
-What?
-What? I loved that guy.

1153
00:47:42,068 --> 00:47:46,739
I fucking loved Uncle Charlie.
He was like my dad.

1154
00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:48,324
I know! That is the whole point.

1155
00:47:48,449 --> 00:47:49,826
No, it's not the point.

1156
00:47:49,951 --> 00:47:51,411
You can't just choose
for people.

1157
00:47:51,536 --> 00:47:53,037
You can't just do that.

1158
00:47:53,162 --> 00:47:54,789
You can't just put
a positive influence,

1159
00:47:54,914 --> 00:47:56,666
and pawn 'em on someone,
and hope it all works out.

1160
00:47:56,791 --> 00:47:58,835
You can't fucking do that!
That's not how life works!

1161
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:00,044
What else did you change?

1162
00:48:00,169 --> 00:48:01,629
Well, just I... a couple things.

1163
00:48:01,754 --> 00:48:03,172
I just deleted a few people.

1164
00:48:03,298 --> 00:48:05,258
You know, like
your middle school bully,

1165
00:48:05,383 --> 00:48:09,012
Patrick, and your math teacher,
Mrs. Kaiser, and Amber, duh!

1166
00:48:09,137 --> 00:48:10,555
Oh my God!

1167
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:11,639
But that's all.
That's all. That's all.

1168
00:48:11,764 --> 00:48:12,932
What, that's all? That's all?

1169
00:48:13,057 --> 00:48:14,017
Actually, no.
There is one more thing.

1170
00:48:16,436 --> 00:48:17,562
Hey, kiddo. How's it going?

1171
00:48:17,687 --> 00:48:19,105
I heard you ordered a pizza.

1172
00:48:19,230 --> 00:48:20,523
Oh, I didn't order a...

1173
00:48:20,648 --> 00:48:21,691
Oh my God. Tatiana?

1174
00:48:21,816 --> 00:48:23,359
I lost my virginity to her.

1175
00:48:23,484 --> 00:48:25,278
-Oh, you're welcome!
-You're unbelievable.

1176
00:48:25,403 --> 00:48:27,322
You're un-fucking-believable.
You're fucking psychotic.

1177
00:48:27,447 --> 00:48:28,573
Hey! That is not fair!

1178
00:48:28,698 --> 00:48:30,533
I've heard you talk
about your pain

1179
00:48:30,658 --> 00:48:32,035
over, and over, and over,
night, after night, after night.

1180
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:33,786
And it has broken my heart.

1181
00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:35,955
I have this unique ability
to take your pain away.

1182
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:37,415
Well, guess what?

1183
00:48:37,540 --> 00:48:38,750
It's not yours to take away,
Sheila!

1184
00:48:38,875 --> 00:48:40,126
It came from a good place, Gary!

1185
00:48:40,251 --> 00:48:42,211
Yeah. So did gender
reveal parties.

1186
00:48:42,337 --> 00:48:44,005
You know what? I don't need
your fucking attitude right now.

1187
00:48:44,130 --> 00:48:45,548
I'm just gonna go back,
and I'm gonna tweak a few things

1188
00:48:45,673 --> 00:48:46,591
and fix this,
so this didn't happen.

1189
00:48:46,716 --> 00:48:48,217
Oh, well, go ahead. Go.

1190
00:48:48,343 --> 00:48:49,636
Do whatever you want.
'Cause guess what?

1191
00:48:49,761 --> 00:48:50,845
I'll still
never wanna be with you.

1192
00:48:50,970 --> 00:48:51,888
No, not true. I will reset you.

1193
00:48:52,013 --> 00:48:53,181
You'll remember nothing.

1194
00:48:53,306 --> 00:48:55,183
- Easy.
- Yeah, yeah.

1195
00:48:55,308 --> 00:48:56,267
-I will remember it actually.
-No, you won't remember it.

1196
00:48:56,392 --> 00:48:57,268
Yeah, I will.

1197
00:48:57,393 --> 00:48:58,269
-Really?
-Yeah.

1198
00:48:58,394 --> 00:48:59,270
A Sharpie, Gary.

1199
00:48:59,395 --> 00:49:00,313
You are so dumb!

1200
00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:01,397
Yeah. Sheila sucks balls.

1201
00:49:01,522 --> 00:49:03,358
You can't even spell.

1202
00:49:03,483 --> 00:49:04,567
That's not going to be there
tomorrow, do you understand?

1203
00:49:04,692 --> 00:49:06,194
Fine, yeah. Maybe it won't.

1204
00:49:06,319 --> 00:49:07,695
Maybe I won't remember
this conversation.

1205
00:49:07,820 --> 00:49:09,322
Maybe I won't remember
this night.

1206
00:49:09,447 --> 00:49:10,823
Maybe I won't remember
those two ladies.

1207
00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:12,408
But I will remember
this feeling.

1208
00:49:12,533 --> 00:49:13,826
Gary, I've done this
hundreds of times.

1209
00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:15,787
-And you never remember.
-Oh, yeah?

1210
00:49:15,912 --> 00:49:17,497
Were all of our dates
this shitty?

1211
00:49:17,622 --> 00:49:19,415
Actually, no.
You used to fucking love them!

1212
00:49:19,540 --> 00:49:20,917
Oh, I used to fucking love them.

1213
00:49:21,042 --> 00:49:22,710
I wonder what happened.
I don't know.

1214
00:49:22,835 --> 00:49:25,171
D... do you realize
you can't erase everything?

1215
00:49:25,296 --> 00:49:27,965
No. It's because relationships
need work, Gary.

1216
00:49:28,091 --> 00:49:29,801
We just have to work on it.
That's all.

1217
00:49:29,926 --> 00:49:31,928
Well, maybe, just maybe you try
to make things better,

1218
00:49:32,053 --> 00:49:33,221
but you actually
make them worse.

1219
00:49:33,346 --> 00:49:34,931
And maybe some shit sticks.

1220
00:49:35,056 --> 00:49:36,557
No. That's not how this works.

1221
00:49:36,683 --> 00:49:37,809
No, Gary.
I will prove you wrong.

1222
00:49:37,934 --> 00:49:39,102
I will fucking prove you wrong!

1223
00:49:39,227 --> 00:49:41,312
Oh, yeah? Good luck!

1224
00:49:43,231 --> 00:49:44,899
Personally, I think
that he should feel touched

1225
00:49:45,024 --> 00:49:46,776
that somebody cares so deeply

1226
00:49:46,901 --> 00:49:51,197
to take away all the pain
of his life.

1227
00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:52,615
Oh.

1228
00:49:52,740 --> 00:49:56,035
That is a really
romantic gesture.

1229
00:50:00,081 --> 00:50:01,666
Oh, it's okay.

1230
00:50:01,791 --> 00:50:02,917
No, no, no.
It's fine.

1231
00:50:03,042 --> 00:50:05,044
Slowly okay, fine.

1232
00:50:09,090 --> 00:50:11,259
Gary.
Here's your sexy pizza, Gary.

1233
00:50:11,384 --> 00:50:13,761
Yeah, okay.

1234
00:50:13,886 --> 00:50:15,847
Dammit! Wait.

1235
00:50:15,972 --> 00:50:17,473
And then the karate instructor,

1236
00:50:17,598 --> 00:50:18,641
he did not put up
a fight at all.

1237
00:50:18,766 --> 00:50:20,476
It was very surprising.

1238
00:50:20,601 --> 00:50:22,520
But then I came over to get you,
little, cute Tatiana.

1239
00:50:22,645 --> 00:50:24,063
She doesn't deserve that.
I couldn't do it.

1240
00:50:24,188 --> 00:50:26,566
So, you know,
that's why we're here.

1241
00:50:26,691 --> 00:50:28,901
Hmm.

1242
00:50:29,026 --> 00:50:30,361
Hello?

1243
00:50:30,486 --> 00:50:32,196
Oh, maybe next year, Gary.

1244
00:50:32,321 --> 00:50:33,990
Shut the door.

1245
00:50:34,115 --> 00:50:34,907
Come on.

1246
00:50:37,368 --> 00:50:38,786
Cute kid.

1247
00:50:38,911 --> 00:50:40,288
He will be.

1248
00:50:46,627 --> 00:50:47,754
June.

1249
00:50:47,879 --> 00:50:49,797
I did it.

1250
00:50:49,922 --> 00:50:54,218
Yeah. I did it right.
I... I undid it, rather. Oh.

1251
00:50:56,345 --> 00:50:59,265
Now, me and Gary can go back
to the way things used to be.

1252
00:50:59,390 --> 00:51:01,225
Okay.

1253
00:51:01,350 --> 00:51:03,060
Mmhmm. Okay, what?

1254
00:51:03,186 --> 00:51:04,729
In all the times
that you've done this,

1255
00:51:04,854 --> 00:51:06,481
have things ever gone back
to the way they used to be?

1256
00:51:06,606 --> 00:51:10,234
Oh, God. You know, you
sound like evil Gary, R.I.P.

1257
00:51:10,359 --> 00:51:12,487
Probably is covered
in black marker by now,

1258
00:51:12,612 --> 00:51:14,739
whining, "Oh,
I have residual feelings.

1259
00:51:14,864 --> 00:51:17,158
And when will they ever
go away?"

1260
00:51:17,283 --> 00:51:19,535
Shit sticks, my ass.

1261
00:51:19,660 --> 00:51:21,746
Well, some shit does stick.

1262
00:51:21,871 --> 00:51:22,789
Come on, no!

1263
00:51:22,914 --> 00:51:24,290
No! That is not fair.

1264
00:51:24,415 --> 00:51:25,917
That is not what we talked
about.

1265
00:51:26,042 --> 00:51:29,045
Where is the fucking manual
for this thing?

1266
00:51:29,170 --> 00:51:31,214
Sheila, in the 300 plus times
that you've come into this shop,

1267
00:51:31,339 --> 00:51:34,425
have you ever once thought
to ask about me, about my life?

1268
00:51:34,550 --> 00:51:36,177
No.

1269
00:51:36,302 --> 00:51:38,054
I've been very self-involved.
I am not proud of it.

1270
00:51:38,179 --> 00:51:41,182
Okay. Well, my parents
wanted a boy.

1271
00:51:41,307 --> 00:51:43,851
They wanted a boy so badly
that when I was born,

1272
00:51:43,976 --> 00:51:45,436
they called me a mistake.

1273
00:51:45,561 --> 00:51:47,104
And then they treated me
like a mistake.

1274
00:51:47,230 --> 00:51:48,648
Oh my God.

1275
00:51:48,773 --> 00:51:51,442
June, that's terrible.
I'm so sorry.

1276
00:51:51,567 --> 00:51:53,736
Yeah. So, when I was old enough
to fend for myself,

1277
00:51:53,861 --> 00:51:54,695
I murdered both of them.

1278
00:51:56,322 --> 00:51:57,782
What?

1279
00:51:57,907 --> 00:52:00,076
-Really?
-No, not really, Sheila.

1280
00:52:00,201 --> 00:52:02,662
But I did move to Bed-Stuy
with a woman who is now my wife.

1281
00:52:02,787 --> 00:52:04,038
So, in many ways,
I did murder them.

1282
00:52:04,163 --> 00:52:05,998
Oh, wow.

1283
00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:06,999
You know, I gotta tell you,
it sounds like you handled

1284
00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:08,167
that shit like a champ.

1285
00:52:08,292 --> 00:52:09,919
But hello, spoiler alert.

1286
00:52:10,044 --> 00:52:11,379
I have a time machine.
I could go back.

1287
00:52:11,504 --> 00:52:12,839
Talk to your parents.

1288
00:52:12,964 --> 00:52:14,799
Remind them
what a treasure you are.

1289
00:52:14,924 --> 00:52:17,426
They'll love you from the start.
And bam, trauma eliminated.

1290
00:52:17,552 --> 00:52:20,263
Don't fuck with my trauma,
Sheila.

1291
00:52:20,388 --> 00:52:21,764
If I didn't have
these occasional moments

1292
00:52:21,889 --> 00:52:24,141
of complete
and total worthlessness,

1293
00:52:24,267 --> 00:52:27,520
I wouldn't have this
sparkling sense of humor.

1294
00:52:27,645 --> 00:52:29,146
Okay. Wow. Cool.

1295
00:52:29,272 --> 00:52:31,190
It's good for you.
But you know, for me,

1296
00:52:31,315 --> 00:52:35,361
I have realized
that I can undo anything.

1297
00:52:35,486 --> 00:52:36,529
-No, you can't.
-Yes, I can.

1298
00:52:36,654 --> 00:52:38,239
No, you can't.

1299
00:52:38,364 --> 00:52:40,658
Sometimes, people cut you,
and they leave an imprint

1300
00:52:40,783 --> 00:52:42,577
on you, that's like a gash
on your soul.

1301
00:52:42,702 --> 00:52:43,911
You just live with it.

1302
00:52:44,036 --> 00:52:45,454
And you can't actually
undo that.

1303
00:52:45,580 --> 00:52:48,916
If you erase the pain,
you erase the person.

1304
00:52:49,041 --> 00:52:50,459
Do you get it, Sheila?

1305
00:52:52,086 --> 00:52:53,880
No.

1306
00:52:54,005 --> 00:52:55,756
I mean, yes.

1307
00:52:55,882 --> 00:52:57,800
I mean, I'm just not gonna
apply it to my situation.

1308
00:52:57,925 --> 00:52:58,801
Why?

1309
00:52:58,926 --> 00:53:00,887
Because I don't know, June.

1310
00:53:01,012 --> 00:53:02,638
People apply
other people's lessons

1311
00:53:02,763 --> 00:53:04,640
to their lives all the time
very willy-nilly.

1312
00:53:04,765 --> 00:53:06,934
And before you know, it, bam,
Smithson's president, okay?

1313
00:53:07,059 --> 00:53:08,603
Doesn't matter. Listen.

1314
00:53:08,728 --> 00:53:10,646
I have a date
with my favorite guy

1315
00:53:10,771 --> 00:53:12,940
in the whole world.
Old Gary.

1316
00:53:13,065 --> 00:53:17,111
All right? And this time,
I'm gonna make it work.

1317
00:53:28,372 --> 00:53:29,248
Bye.

1318
00:53:37,757 --> 00:53:43,387
<i>♪ I can't stand the rain</i>
<i>against my window ♪</i>

1319
00:53:46,432 --> 00:53:50,061
<i>♪ Bringing back</i>
<i>sweet memories ♪</i>

1320
00:53:50,186 --> 00:53:55,066
<i>♪ Hey, window pane</i>
<i>do you remember ♪</i>

1321
00:53:58,277 --> 00:54:00,613
<i>♪ How sweet it used to be ♪</i>

1322
00:54:04,659 --> 00:54:10,498
<i>♪ When we was together ♪</i>

1323
00:54:10,623 --> 00:54:13,709
<i>♪ Everything was so grand ♪</i>

1324
00:54:13,834 --> 00:54:15,461
<i>Keeper comes out. Goal!</i>

1325
00:54:17,171 --> 00:54:18,839
<i>Oh, what a goal!</i>

1326
00:54:39,485 --> 00:54:40,361
Hi.

1327
00:54:41,654 --> 00:54:43,114
Oh, hello.

1328
00:54:46,909 --> 00:54:48,369
I'm Sheila.

1329
00:54:48,494 --> 00:54:50,079
I'm, uh, Gary.

1330
00:54:51,205 --> 00:54:52,373
Oh.

1331
00:54:54,041 --> 00:54:56,836
It's a fun coaster set up
you got going on there.

1332
00:54:56,961 --> 00:54:58,546
Oh, it's embarrassing.

1333
00:54:58,671 --> 00:55:00,131
Yeah.

1334
00:55:00,256 --> 00:55:01,465
I'm, uh...
I'm a little fucked in the head.

1335
00:55:01,590 --> 00:55:03,592
- So...
- Oh, me, too.

1336
00:55:05,594 --> 00:55:06,762
It's nice not to be alone.

1337
00:55:09,765 --> 00:55:10,683
Um...

1338
00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:15,187
I don't exactly know
how to say this,

1339
00:55:15,312 --> 00:55:18,190
but I'm... I'm having like
this, uh...

1340
00:55:18,315 --> 00:55:23,571
really weird déjà vu feeling,
and it's... it's really...

1341
00:55:24,822 --> 00:55:25,698
sad.

1342
00:55:31,162 --> 00:55:33,706
Um...

1343
00:55:33,831 --> 00:55:37,418
Well, I should probably...
then I should just tell you

1344
00:55:37,543 --> 00:55:39,503
that I'm a...
I'm a time traveler.

1345
00:55:41,130 --> 00:55:42,715
From the future.

1346
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:43,758
So, I knew everything
you were gonna say

1347
00:55:43,883 --> 00:55:45,509
before you said it.

1348
00:55:45,634 --> 00:55:47,845
Oh.

1349
00:55:47,970 --> 00:55:53,100
Okay. And you'll know that
I'm gonna ask...

1350
00:55:53,225 --> 00:55:54,977
To dinner?

1351
00:55:55,102 --> 00:55:56,520
Would you like to have dinner
with the time traveler?

1352
00:55:59,065 --> 00:56:00,608
Absolutely.

1353
00:56:00,733 --> 00:56:02,401
-Yeah?
-Yeah.

1354
00:56:02,526 --> 00:56:03,611
-Let's get the fuck outta here.
-Let's go have dinner.

1355
00:56:03,736 --> 00:56:05,071
Okay. All right.

1356
00:56:08,616 --> 00:56:12,244
Anyway, my dad
was a traveling alcoholic.

1357
00:56:12,369 --> 00:56:13,496
He traveled from bar,
to bar, to bar

1358
00:56:13,621 --> 00:56:15,790
until he eventually died.

1359
00:56:15,915 --> 00:56:17,500
Can you imagine...
can you imagine,

1360
00:56:17,625 --> 00:56:19,710
like a different bar
every single night

1361
00:56:19,835 --> 00:56:21,420
over and over again
until you're dead?

1362
00:56:24,757 --> 00:56:28,219
That is so sad.

1363
00:56:28,344 --> 00:56:29,553
-There are so many options!
-Yeah.

1364
00:56:29,678 --> 00:56:31,180
It's a real Sophie's Choice,
huh?

1365
00:56:31,305 --> 00:56:33,641
Chad F. on Tripadvisor rates
five stars.

1366
00:56:33,766 --> 00:56:35,768
"If you haven't eaten here,
your life is garbage."

1367
00:57:30,072 --> 00:57:31,031
You like it?

1368
00:57:31,157 --> 00:57:32,158
Yeah, I love it.

1369
00:57:40,791 --> 00:57:42,835
Uh...

1370
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:43,752
Yeah.

1371
00:59:12,508 --> 00:59:15,094
You know, it's, uh,
it's getting a little late.

1372
00:59:17,012 --> 00:59:18,430
It's maybe my top three
least favorite Gary sayings

1373
00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:20,266
of all time.

1374
00:59:20,391 --> 00:59:22,977
Okay, I'll see you tomorrow.

1375
00:59:23,102 --> 00:59:24,186
Sheila, look.

1376
00:59:24,311 --> 00:59:25,980
I really like you a lot, but...

1377
00:59:26,105 --> 00:59:29,650
I think you can drop
the whole time travel thing now.

1378
00:59:29,775 --> 00:59:31,485
It was funny at first,
but now it's kinda like,

1379
00:59:31,610 --> 00:59:32,987
enough.

1380
00:59:33,112 --> 00:59:34,571
Gary, everything
I've told you is true.

1381
00:59:36,657 --> 00:59:37,825
Okay.

1382
00:59:37,950 --> 00:59:40,869
Um, look. You know, I really

1383
00:59:40,995 --> 00:59:41,996
don't wanna believe
what you're saying,

1384
00:59:42,121 --> 00:59:43,706
but every time I do,

1385
00:59:43,831 --> 00:59:47,793
I... I get like a weird feeling
in my stomach.

1386
00:59:47,918 --> 00:59:50,546
Yeah, that's the...
it's the magic between us.

1387
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:54,675
No. It's...

1388
00:59:56,343 --> 00:59:59,638
I just... I feel like I'm stuck.
Like...

1389
01:00:01,265 --> 01:00:02,224
Like, something's, like,...

1390
01:00:02,349 --> 01:00:04,226
-off.
-Off.

1391
01:00:04,351 --> 01:00:05,644
-Doesn't feel real.
-Doesn't feel real.

1392
01:00:07,313 --> 01:00:08,856
-You can stop, Sheila.
-You can stop, Sheila.

1393
01:00:08,981 --> 01:00:10,190
-Stop.
-Stop.

1394
01:00:10,316 --> 01:00:11,400
-Seriously, stop!
-Seriously, stop!

1395
01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:18,991
Tomorrow can't be that bad.

1396
01:00:19,116 --> 01:00:21,076
Yes, it... yes, it can.
Of course, it can.

1397
01:00:21,201 --> 01:00:23,078
I mean,
what if the time machine,

1398
01:00:23,203 --> 01:00:25,414
you know, what if it stopped
working or it, like, disappears.

1399
01:00:25,539 --> 01:00:27,458
Or... and you change your mind,
you never see me again.

1400
01:00:27,583 --> 01:00:29,043
And I don't see...

1401
01:00:29,168 --> 01:00:30,794
-The time machine?
-Yes! The time machine!

1402
01:00:30,919 --> 01:00:32,296
The time machine.
You can't fucking freeze time.

1403
01:00:32,421 --> 01:00:34,048
Yes, I can, and I have!

1404
01:00:47,561 --> 01:00:49,188
Look.

1405
01:00:49,313 --> 01:00:53,859
Tonight has been
the fucking weirdest night

1406
01:00:53,984 --> 01:00:55,694
of my life. Okay?

1407
01:00:55,819 --> 01:00:57,654
Sometimes, I think
you're the greatest person

1408
01:00:57,780 --> 01:00:59,239
I've ever met.

1409
01:00:59,365 --> 01:01:01,784
And then there's sometimes

1410
01:01:01,909 --> 01:01:03,452
I wanna push you
in front of the fucking train.

1411
01:01:03,577 --> 01:01:05,287
-Hmm.
-You know?

1412
01:01:05,412 --> 01:01:09,124
And I didn't really know
why I felt that way until now.

1413
01:01:09,249 --> 01:01:13,504
It's because this is sick.
Okay? And you need to let me go.

1414
01:01:15,130 --> 01:01:16,924
-No.
-Yes.

1415
01:01:17,049 --> 01:01:18,884
-No.
-Yes.

1416
01:01:19,009 --> 01:01:20,677
-No.
-Please.

1417
01:01:20,803 --> 01:01:22,930
I can't. I'm so sorry, I can't.

1418
01:01:23,055 --> 01:01:25,349
I can't. I can't. I can't.
I'm sorry. I can't.

1419
01:01:25,474 --> 01:01:26,767
Okay. Okay, then you know what?

1420
01:01:26,892 --> 01:01:29,395
Maybe I go back in time.

1421
01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:31,313
-And I stop you...
-What?

1422
01:01:31,438 --> 01:01:32,815
From ever becoming obsessed
with this night

1423
01:01:32,940 --> 01:01:34,650
-in the first place.
-No. No, no, no, no.

1424
01:01:34,775 --> 01:01:36,276
-You can't do that.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1425
01:01:36,402 --> 01:01:37,486
-You can't do that.
-Yeah. Maybe I will.

1426
01:01:37,611 --> 01:01:38,862
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1427
01:01:38,987 --> 01:01:40,489
Maybe... maybe I might.

1428
01:01:40,614 --> 01:01:42,324
Maybe I might.
Maybe I'll go back to it.

1429
01:01:42,449 --> 01:01:43,909
I know where it is now.
It's at the nail salon, right?

1430
01:01:44,034 --> 01:01:45,619
Maybe I pay our old friend
a... Is it June?

1431
01:01:45,744 --> 01:01:46,870
-Pay her a visit?
-No. You wouldn't do that.

1432
01:01:46,995 --> 01:01:48,580
No. No, no. You can't do that.

1433
01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:49,665
Well, I don't know
what the fuck is going on,

1434
01:01:49,790 --> 01:01:50,666
but I do know that I... I can't.

1435
01:01:50,791 --> 01:01:51,917
I can't do this.

1436
01:01:52,042 --> 01:01:55,504
This is not... this is not
right.

1437
01:01:55,629 --> 01:01:58,173
I'm really sorry, Sheila.

1438
01:01:58,298 --> 01:01:59,508
I am really sorry.

1439
01:02:03,178 --> 01:02:05,806
You don't understand.

1440
01:02:05,931 --> 01:02:07,015
You saved me.

1441
01:02:10,269 --> 01:02:13,814
This... this whole night
saved me.

1442
01:02:13,939 --> 01:02:15,691
I'm so scared.

1443
01:02:17,860 --> 01:02:20,279
Gary, it could be the only thing
that ever makes me happy.

1444
01:02:23,073 --> 01:02:24,283
Do you understand that?

1445
01:02:36,712 --> 01:02:37,838
Okay, fine.

1446
01:02:40,257 --> 01:02:41,717
What?

1447
01:02:41,842 --> 01:02:42,801
Fine, we'll...

1448
01:02:44,178 --> 01:02:46,472
we'll try it your way.

1449
01:02:46,597 --> 01:02:49,641
What do you mean?
What do you mean?

1450
01:02:49,766 --> 01:02:52,978
Let's just, uh,
let's try again tomorrow.

1451
01:02:55,981 --> 01:02:57,566
Are you sure?

1452
01:02:57,691 --> 01:02:59,318
Yeah.

1453
01:02:59,443 --> 01:03:02,571
Who knows, maybe...
maybe tomorrow, we get it right.

1454
01:03:04,072 --> 01:03:06,450
So, I'll...

1455
01:03:06,575 --> 01:03:08,744
I'll, uh...
I'll see you tomorrow.

1456
01:03:08,869 --> 01:03:09,953
I'll see you tomorrow.

1457
01:04:04,049 --> 01:04:05,676
Good evening.
You must be Gary.

1458
01:04:05,801 --> 01:04:06,760
Jesus Christ.

1459
01:04:06,885 --> 01:04:07,678
Does everybody know my name?

1460
01:04:09,263 --> 01:04:11,014
Oh.

1461
01:04:11,139 --> 01:04:12,015
What can I do for you, Gary?
You want a midnight pedicure?

1462
01:04:12,140 --> 01:04:13,392
No. Um...

1463
01:04:15,269 --> 01:04:16,603
I'm not exactly sure
how to say this.

1464
01:04:16,728 --> 01:04:18,730
-Are you June, by chance?
-Yeah.

1465
01:04:18,855 --> 01:04:21,233
'Cause, uh,
I'm here about Sheila.

1466
01:04:22,442 --> 01:04:24,945
Who?

1467
01:04:25,070 --> 01:04:26,697
Sheila,
the time-traveling lady.

1468
01:04:26,822 --> 01:04:28,532
Sheila.

1469
01:04:28,657 --> 01:04:29,575
She told me that she
comes here, goes back in time.

1470
01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:30,576
Mm.

1471
01:04:30,701 --> 01:04:31,577
Ah, fuck!

1472
01:04:31,702 --> 01:04:32,911
Was she fucking with me?

1473
01:04:33,036 --> 01:04:35,038
She was fucking with me,
wasn't she?

1474
01:04:35,163 --> 01:04:38,375
Yeah, why would I believe that?
Every time a hot girl's victim.

1475
01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:40,836
- Relax, Gary.
- What?

1476
01:04:40,961 --> 01:04:43,380
I know who Sheila is.

1477
01:04:43,505 --> 01:04:45,257
You probably wanna see
the time machine.

1478
01:04:45,382 --> 01:04:47,134
Yes. I want to fucking go
see the time machine. Yes.

1479
01:04:47,259 --> 01:04:48,885
Okay.

1480
01:04:49,011 --> 01:04:50,178
I wanna prevent this night
from ever happening.

1481
01:04:53,348 --> 01:04:54,891
This?

1482
01:04:55,017 --> 01:04:57,102
This is the source
of all my problems?

1483
01:04:57,227 --> 01:04:58,854
Yeah. But sounds like

1484
01:04:58,979 --> 01:05:00,480
you had a pretty sweet
night last night.

1485
01:05:00,606 --> 01:05:02,357
Yeah.

1486
01:05:02,482 --> 01:05:03,817
Over, and over, and over again
like I'm in some sort

1487
01:05:03,942 --> 01:05:06,320
of fucked-up, permanent
purgatory hell.

1488
01:05:06,445 --> 01:05:07,654
So, like love.

1489
01:05:07,779 --> 01:05:09,239
No, not at all.

1490
01:05:09,364 --> 01:05:11,116
She keeps making me do
the same thing.

1491
01:05:11,241 --> 01:05:14,036
And what's weird about it
is I like her.

1492
01:05:14,161 --> 01:05:16,038
-Oh. So, like a relationship.
-No.

1493
01:05:16,163 --> 01:05:17,623
Not like a relationship at all.

1494
01:05:17,748 --> 01:05:18,999
I get emotionally involved.

1495
01:05:19,124 --> 01:05:20,876
And then somehow get hurt.

1496
01:05:21,001 --> 01:05:22,794
And I don't even know
how many times she's done it.

1497
01:05:22,919 --> 01:05:26,006
-So, like love.
-No!

1498
01:05:26,131 --> 01:05:28,675
'Cause love is... love is real.

1499
01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:30,677
This is not. This is very fake.

1500
01:05:30,802 --> 01:05:33,680
This is orchestrated.
This is...

1501
01:05:33,805 --> 01:05:34,890
inorganic.

1502
01:05:35,015 --> 01:05:36,600
You ever had an organic banana?

1503
01:05:36,725 --> 01:05:38,644
Tastes just like
a regular banana.

1504
01:05:38,769 --> 01:05:40,604
Okay. What?

1505
01:05:40,729 --> 01:05:42,856
I don't know what that means.
But can we do this, please?

1506
01:05:42,981 --> 01:05:44,691
Do you know where you're going?

1507
01:05:44,816 --> 01:05:47,736
Yeah. I am going back in time
to where it all started.

1508
01:05:47,861 --> 01:05:49,821
Wait, wait.
Which is... which is when?

1509
01:05:49,946 --> 01:05:50,822
When would... when would that
be?

1510
01:05:50,947 --> 01:05:52,491
Um, 1989?

1511
01:05:52,616 --> 01:05:54,159
All right, cool.

1512
01:05:54,284 --> 01:05:55,661
Hey, that doesn't sound right.
Wait, June.

1513
01:05:55,786 --> 01:05:57,287
Wait,
I'm a little claustrophobic.

1514
01:05:57,412 --> 01:06:00,499
June. Oh, no.
June, I gotta piss. Hey...

1515
01:06:08,590 --> 01:06:11,051
600, apartment 1K.

1516
01:06:15,305 --> 01:06:16,765
Here we fuckin' go.

1517
01:06:21,353 --> 01:06:22,312
Yeah?

1518
01:06:23,772 --> 01:06:25,273
-Hey.
-Come on in.

1519
01:06:25,399 --> 01:06:27,526
-You're late.
-What?

1520
01:06:27,651 --> 01:06:30,362
-Gary.
-Yeah.

1521
01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:33,281
Oh. Oh. She's too young.
I... I came back too far.

1522
01:06:33,407 --> 01:06:35,367
I'm... I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I gotta go.

1523
01:06:35,492 --> 01:06:37,119
All right, you weirdo.
TV's right there.

1524
01:06:39,663 --> 01:06:41,707
Oh, the... right, the...

1525
01:06:41,832 --> 01:06:44,251
The TV.

1526
01:06:44,376 --> 01:06:46,044
Awesome.

1527
01:06:46,169 --> 01:06:48,171
Sheila, don't you bother
this man while he's working.

1528
01:06:49,464 --> 01:06:50,590
Mommy's gotta get pretty.

1529
01:06:50,716 --> 01:06:52,426
Oh.

1530
01:06:52,551 --> 01:06:54,803
I was supposed to come back
to when you were like 16 or 17

1531
01:06:54,928 --> 01:06:57,055
so I could, you know, catch you
when you were developing

1532
01:06:57,180 --> 01:06:58,765
your crazy,
and maybe help you out.

1533
01:06:58,890 --> 01:07:00,225
But you're way too young.

1534
01:07:00,350 --> 01:07:01,643
And now, I have to yell
at a little kid

1535
01:07:01,768 --> 01:07:04,271
and traumatize you. Fuck.

1536
01:07:04,396 --> 01:07:06,148
And watch out for my daughter.

1537
01:07:06,273 --> 01:07:07,899
She can be quite dramatic.

1538
01:07:10,819 --> 01:07:11,737
She got that from her father.

1539
01:07:14,448 --> 01:07:15,574
That, uh... that doesn't...

1540
01:07:15,699 --> 01:07:17,117
That's not gonna work.

1541
01:07:17,242 --> 01:07:18,201
No matter how hard you...

1542
01:07:18,326 --> 01:07:19,369
Hey, guys!

1543
01:07:19,494 --> 01:07:20,579
What's going on out there?

1544
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:27,377
Hey. I don't...
I don't think you should...

1545
01:07:27,502 --> 01:07:29,379
Please.

1546
01:07:29,504 --> 01:07:30,922
- Hi there, little girl.
- Sheila!

1547
01:07:31,047 --> 01:07:32,674
Where did you put
mommy's eyeliner?

1548
01:07:34,134 --> 01:07:36,011
- Hey!
- Hey.

1549
01:07:36,136 --> 01:07:37,220
Please. Please don't cry.

1550
01:07:38,513 --> 01:07:40,265
Fuck.

1551
01:07:40,390 --> 01:07:42,642
Sheila!

1552
01:07:42,768 --> 01:07:45,145
Stop making all that noise.

1553
01:07:45,270 --> 01:07:46,062
Sheila!

1554
01:07:47,522 --> 01:07:49,649
H... hey! Hey.

1555
01:07:49,775 --> 01:07:52,319
Hey, hey, hey. It's okay.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey.

1556
01:07:53,653 --> 01:07:56,406
Hey. Hey. It's okay.

1557
01:07:56,531 --> 01:07:57,866
It's okay.

1558
01:07:57,991 --> 01:07:59,534
Hey, can you repeat after me?

1559
01:08:00,827 --> 01:08:01,995
Okay?

1560
01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:03,789
-It's okay.
-It's okay.

1561
01:08:03,914 --> 01:08:05,957
For things to be messy
sometimes.

1562
01:08:06,082 --> 01:08:08,710
For things to be
messy sometimes.

1563
01:08:08,835 --> 01:08:10,796
Okay?

1564
01:08:10,921 --> 01:08:11,880
It's okay.

1565
01:08:15,008 --> 01:08:15,926
It's okay.

1566
01:08:20,347 --> 01:08:24,351
It's okay. It's okay.
It's always gonna be okay.

1567
01:08:24,476 --> 01:08:26,269
I don't know how you did it,
but you got it in there.

1568
01:08:26,394 --> 01:08:28,855
Goddammit, I'm runnin' late.

1569
01:08:28,980 --> 01:08:30,190
Is it fixed?

1570
01:08:30,315 --> 01:08:32,442
Yeah! Working on it.

1571
01:08:32,567 --> 01:08:33,944
What is up with your mother?

1572
01:08:35,570 --> 01:08:37,864
She never stops.

1573
01:08:37,989 --> 01:08:41,034
Okay. Did that make you feel
a little better? Yeah?

1574
01:08:57,884 --> 01:08:59,511
June.

1575
01:08:59,636 --> 01:09:00,971
Hi.

1576
01:09:01,096 --> 01:09:03,348
Uh, hey.
I just wanna come thank you

1577
01:09:03,473 --> 01:09:06,768
for the last few months,
or years, I don't know.

1578
01:09:06,893 --> 01:09:08,520
Oh, I don't know
how long it's been.

1579
01:09:08,645 --> 01:09:11,481
But um, I've been thinkin' a lot
about... about, uh,

1580
01:09:11,606 --> 01:09:13,108
giving up control, you know?

1581
01:09:13,233 --> 01:09:15,861
And I realized
that that's just not me.

1582
01:09:15,986 --> 01:09:17,612
I can't do that.

1583
01:09:17,737 --> 01:09:21,157
So, this is me
saying thank you and goodbye.

1584
01:09:22,450 --> 01:09:23,827
That's... that's a good color.

1585
01:09:23,952 --> 01:09:25,161
That's...
that's my favorite color.

1586
01:09:25,287 --> 01:09:26,913
That's a good one.

1587
01:09:35,547 --> 01:09:37,215
Sorry, just one more thing.

1588
01:09:37,340 --> 01:09:39,259
June.

1589
01:09:39,384 --> 01:09:41,386
You would have made a great man.

1590
01:09:41,511 --> 01:09:42,304
But...

1591
01:09:43,847 --> 01:09:46,516
you make an even better woman.

1592
01:09:46,641 --> 01:09:50,437
And I just want you to know
that it has been an honor

1593
01:09:50,562 --> 01:09:54,733
to know you
and all your perfect,

1594
01:09:54,858 --> 01:09:57,319
perfect weirdness.

1595
01:09:57,444 --> 01:09:59,946
You are perfect.
And you are not a mistake.

1596
01:10:04,784 --> 01:10:05,785
Goodbye.

1597
01:10:17,923 --> 01:10:19,674
Hey, June!

1598
01:10:19,799 --> 01:10:22,135
I think I fixed everything.
I think I fixed her.

1599
01:10:22,260 --> 01:10:24,638
It turns out, she just
had, like a, you know,

1600
01:10:24,763 --> 01:10:26,097
crappy '80s mom.

1601
01:10:26,222 --> 01:10:27,891
Um, yeah.

1602
01:10:28,016 --> 01:10:30,143
I don't think you fixed her.
You did just miss her, though.

1603
01:10:30,268 --> 01:10:31,686
And she didn't sound so good.

1604
01:10:31,811 --> 01:10:33,438
So, you should probably go
after her.

1605
01:10:35,690 --> 01:10:36,858
Your time machine sucks.

1606
01:10:36,983 --> 01:10:38,151
It's so confusing.

1607
01:10:49,996 --> 01:10:50,914
Hi.

1608
01:10:55,502 --> 01:10:56,378
Here.

1609
01:10:58,505 --> 01:10:59,839
Here's my gym card.

1610
01:11:01,216 --> 01:11:03,510
SuperLotto. I hope you win.

1611
01:11:03,635 --> 01:11:04,886
Just take that, too.

1612
01:11:06,930 --> 01:11:07,847
Good luck to you.

1613
01:11:34,541 --> 01:11:36,960
Hey! Wait! Sheila!

1614
01:11:37,085 --> 01:11:38,211
Hey!

1615
01:11:38,336 --> 01:11:39,295
Fuck.

1616
01:11:39,421 --> 01:11:40,880
Hey, wait!

1617
01:11:41,006 --> 01:11:42,048
-Wait!
-Oh.

1618
01:11:42,173 --> 01:11:43,466
Sheila, wait!

1619
01:11:43,591 --> 01:11:45,093
-Gary.
-Please.

1620
01:11:45,218 --> 01:11:46,636
-What are you doing here?
-Just wait.

1621
01:11:46,761 --> 01:11:47,846
Go home. What are you doing?
Stop.

1622
01:11:47,971 --> 01:11:48,847
-Hey.
-Gary.

1623
01:11:48,972 --> 01:11:49,889
-Hey.
-Gary.

1624
01:11:50,015 --> 01:11:50,890
Hey! Look at me!

1625
01:11:51,016 --> 01:11:52,392
Hey.

1626
01:11:52,517 --> 01:11:54,894
It's okay for things to be messy
sometimes, okay?

1627
01:11:55,020 --> 01:11:57,022
Remember?

1628
01:11:57,147 --> 01:11:58,231
Yes. That's very nice.

1629
01:11:58,356 --> 01:12:00,025
That doesn't work on me anymore.

1630
01:12:00,150 --> 01:12:02,027
Like everything in my life,
it has lost all meaning.

1631
01:12:02,152 --> 01:12:04,529
And I would just really like
for today to be over.

1632
01:12:04,654 --> 01:12:05,864
Hey!

1633
01:12:05,989 --> 01:12:07,490
Relax.

1634
01:12:07,615 --> 01:12:10,410
Relax. Relax.
We'll just wait for tomorrow.

1635
01:12:10,535 --> 01:12:11,494
-Okay.
-We will wait.

1636
01:12:11,619 --> 01:12:12,912
It's almost tomorrow.

1637
01:12:13,038 --> 01:12:13,955
Gary, fuck tomorrow.

1638
01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:15,373
Don't fuckin' say that.

1639
01:12:15,498 --> 01:12:17,167
-Oh my God.
-Sheila, come on.

1640
01:12:17,292 --> 01:12:19,627
There is not a future
that I want to be part of.

1641
01:12:19,753 --> 01:12:21,212
Please understand that, okay?

1642
01:12:21,337 --> 01:12:22,964
This world
is such a fucked-up place.

1643
01:12:23,089 --> 01:12:25,133
And I had like
a thousand chances

1644
01:12:25,258 --> 01:12:26,760
to make today okay.

1645
01:12:26,885 --> 01:12:28,720
And I fucked
every single one of them up.

1646
01:12:28,845 --> 01:12:30,638
And I don't want that
to happen tomorrow.

1647
01:12:30,764 --> 01:12:32,140
So, why am I gonna stay
for tomorrow?

1648
01:12:32,265 --> 01:12:34,392
Please, please go home.

1649
01:12:34,517 --> 01:12:36,311
Please go home,
and just live your life.

1650
01:12:36,436 --> 01:12:39,981
And let me end mine
the way I would like to.

1651
01:12:40,106 --> 01:12:41,191
Not a chance.

1652
01:12:41,316 --> 01:12:43,610
-Not a chance. No.
-Go home!

1653
01:12:43,735 --> 01:12:45,320
-I'm not going anywhere!
-Go home!

1654
01:12:45,445 --> 01:12:47,489
I'm not going anywhere!

1655
01:12:47,614 --> 01:12:49,908
I'll stay here all night.

1656
01:12:50,033 --> 01:12:51,076
I don't give a fuck.

1657
01:13:14,099 --> 01:13:16,643
You can't.

1658
01:13:16,768 --> 01:13:19,479
You cannot stand here
for the rest of your life.

1659
01:13:19,604 --> 01:13:21,397
Okay?

1660
01:13:21,523 --> 01:13:24,400
Eventually, you have to go
take a piss or order a sandwich,

1661
01:13:24,526 --> 01:13:26,903
and I'm still gonna jump
off this bridge.

1662
01:13:27,028 --> 01:13:29,823
So, please get the fuck
out of my face.

1663
01:13:31,783 --> 01:13:34,953
What if I told you
that I saw the future?

1664
01:13:36,704 --> 01:13:37,872
This isn't a game anymore.

1665
01:13:37,997 --> 01:13:39,207
Gary, this isn't funny anymore.

1666
01:13:39,332 --> 01:13:40,625
-I'm not joking.
-Stop.

1667
01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:41,960
-I saw the future.
-No, you didn't.

1668
01:13:42,085 --> 01:13:44,379
Yes, I did.

1669
01:13:44,504 --> 01:13:46,047
June figured out
how to send it to the future.

1670
01:13:46,172 --> 01:13:48,842
She just switched the knob
to the F button.

1671
01:13:50,385 --> 01:13:52,720
Look, the point is
is that I saw it.

1672
01:13:52,846 --> 01:13:54,472
And it's fucking great.

1673
01:13:54,597 --> 01:13:55,932
Okay. Now, I know you're lying.

1674
01:13:56,057 --> 01:13:57,559
Okay. All right.

1675
01:13:57,684 --> 01:13:59,853
Maybe it's not great, okay?
Maybe it's...

1676
01:13:59,978 --> 01:14:02,230
maybe it's a little messy,
but who the fuck cares?

1677
01:14:02,355 --> 01:14:04,107
It's a mess worth
being around for.

1678
01:14:04,232 --> 01:14:06,317
Gary, if you saw the future,
you would know

1679
01:14:06,442 --> 01:14:07,569
that I'm not in it.

1680
01:14:07,694 --> 01:14:08,862
That's the thing.

1681
01:14:08,987 --> 01:14:10,196
You are in it.

1682
01:14:10,321 --> 01:14:11,656
-No, I'm not.
-And guess what?

1683
01:14:11,781 --> 01:14:13,158
You're not jumping off
of this bridge.

1684
01:14:13,283 --> 01:14:15,285
Okay, Gary.

1685
01:14:15,410 --> 01:14:18,997
I promise you
I am jumping off this bridge.

1686
01:14:19,122 --> 01:14:19,998
No, you aren't!

1687
01:14:20,123 --> 01:14:21,541
Yes, I am!

1688
01:14:21,666 --> 01:14:23,418
You're actually gonna go
to the other side.

1689
01:14:23,543 --> 01:14:25,920
Haven't you ever wondered
what's on the other side?

1690
01:14:26,045 --> 01:14:27,338
It's fucking right there.

1691
01:14:28,882 --> 01:14:30,091
What's on the other side?

1692
01:14:35,430 --> 01:14:37,015
You haven't seen the future.

1693
01:14:42,687 --> 01:14:44,981
Want me to prove it to you?

1694
01:14:45,106 --> 01:14:46,357
You can't.

1695
01:14:53,072 --> 01:14:54,365
I can give you proof.

1696
01:15:00,914 --> 01:15:01,956
Bye, Gary.

1697
01:15:03,291 --> 01:15:04,709
Nope!

1698
01:15:04,834 --> 01:15:06,252
I'll see you on the other side,
Sheila.

1699
01:17:23,973 --> 01:17:26,100
<i>♪ If I showed up ♪</i>

1700
01:17:28,269 --> 01:17:31,314
<i>♪ In the shape of a stone ♪</i>

1701
01:17:36,611 --> 01:17:39,947
<i>♪ Would you recognize me? ♪</i>

1702
01:17:42,575 --> 01:17:47,914
<i>♪ Strange as it seems</i>
<i>I have known you before ♪</i>

1703
01:17:53,378 --> 01:17:56,714
<i>♪ But it was not our time yet ♪</i>

1704
01:17:59,425 --> 01:18:06,432
<i>♪ If I go sailing</i>
<i>into the unknown ♪</i>

1705
01:18:08,476 --> 01:18:15,149
<i>♪ What are my chances</i>
<i>of ever reaching your shore ♪</i>

1706
01:18:17,443 --> 01:18:19,278
So, where did you live?

1707
01:18:19,404 --> 01:18:21,114
I lived right there.

1708
01:18:21,239 --> 01:18:22,990
Right. I knew that,
because I've seen the future.

1709
01:18:23,116 --> 01:18:23,908
Future.

1710
01:18:26,327 --> 01:18:27,203
Yeah.

1711
01:18:28,413 --> 01:18:29,372
Hey, uh...

1712
01:18:31,124 --> 01:18:32,667
-I gotta ask you something.
-What?

1713
01:18:33,835 --> 01:18:35,086
Since you've been...

1714
01:18:36,421 --> 01:18:37,839
...traveling over, and over,

1715
01:18:37,964 --> 01:18:39,674
and over again,
have we ever, uh,

1716
01:18:39,799 --> 01:18:41,926
on one of these times ever,
you know?

1717
01:18:42,051 --> 01:18:43,177
Gary, come on.

1718
01:18:43,302 --> 01:18:44,345
It's only been one night.

1719
01:18:47,056 --> 01:18:48,641
But did we though?

1720
01:18:48,766 --> 01:18:50,393
Gary,
you're kinda smothering me.

1721
01:18:50,518 --> 01:18:51,310
Oh, come on!

1722
01:18:58,192 --> 01:19:00,445
<i>♪ Outside my guy ♪</i>

1723
01:19:00,570 --> 01:19:03,489
<i>♪ Is tryna find</i>
<i>a little spare time ♪</i>

1724
01:19:03,614 --> 01:19:08,369
<i>♪ Unwind with me a minute</i>
<i>I've got red wine, no lie ♪</i>

1725
01:19:08,494 --> 01:19:10,246
<i>♪ And since there's two of us ♪</i>

1726
01:19:13,332 --> 01:19:16,335
<i>♪ Let's put the tunes on</i>
<i>up loud ♪</i>

1727
01:19:16,461 --> 01:19:20,298
<i>♪ I wanna see</i>
<i>what you make me do and how ♪</i>

1728
01:19:20,423 --> 01:19:23,301
<i>♪ I know you think</i>
<i>it may be too soon ♪</i>

1729
01:19:23,426 --> 01:19:25,887
<i>♪ Come 'round</i>
<i>and show me what you've got ♪</i>

1730
01:19:28,723 --> 01:19:33,019
<i>♪ I heard you wanna be</i>
<i>in the driver's seat ♪</i>

1731
01:19:33,144 --> 01:19:34,520
<i>♪ So, keep up ♪</i>

1732
01:19:36,856 --> 01:19:40,985
<i>♪ And do you promise me</i>
<i>that you'll honor me? ♪</i>

1733
01:19:41,110 --> 01:19:46,699
<i>♪ Don't give up</i>
<i>'cause it feels right ♪</i>

1734
01:19:46,824 --> 01:19:52,413
<i>♪ And if I follow you</i>
<i>I know that I should hesitate ♪</i>

1735
01:19:52,538 --> 01:19:54,373
<i>♪ But it feels right ♪</i>

1736
01:19:54,499 --> 01:19:56,501
<i>♪ And just the thought of you ♪</i>

1737
01:19:56,626 --> 01:20:00,505
<i>♪ Gives me the taste</i>
<i>I know I'll crave ♪</i>

1738
01:20:00,630 --> 01:20:02,715
<i>♪ But it feels right ♪</i>

1739
01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:08,221
<i>♪ And if I follow you</i>
<i>I know that I should hesitate ♪</i>

1740
01:20:08,346 --> 01:20:14,060
<i>♪ But it feels right ♪</i>

1741
01:20:14,185 --> 01:20:15,645
-Cheers, mate!
-Cheers, mate!

1742
01:20:15,770 --> 01:20:18,231
Wow. It's a real Sophie's Choice
out here.

1743
01:20:18,356 --> 01:20:19,857
Can I get the chicken korma,
please?

1744
01:20:19,982 --> 01:20:21,067
-It's really, really good.
-Mm.

1745
01:20:21,192 --> 01:20:23,069
And uh, two glasses of the cab.

1746
01:20:23,194 --> 01:20:24,362
Do you wanna order, too,
Gary?

1747
01:20:24,487 --> 01:20:25,488
What?

1748
01:20:25,613 --> 01:20:26,739
Are you gonna order?

1749
01:20:26,864 --> 01:20:28,491
Caramel, cinnamon, and regret

1750
01:20:28,616 --> 01:20:30,618
drizzled on top of breast milk-
flavored ice cream

1751
01:20:30,743 --> 01:20:33,246
-and fresh-cut grass.
-Mm!

1752
01:20:33,371 --> 01:20:34,914
The cones are inedible.

1753
01:20:35,039 --> 01:20:36,332
Don't eat them.

1754
01:20:36,457 --> 01:20:37,458
-Oh!
-I'm sorry.

1755
01:20:37,583 --> 01:20:38,918
-Oh, it's okay.
-Oh!

1756
01:20:39,043 --> 01:20:39,919
Bye, Gary.
I'll see you tomorrow.

1757
01:20:41,045 --> 01:20:42,797
-Thirsty?
-Yeah.

1758
01:20:42,922 --> 01:20:44,799
I wanna hit that, Phil.
I wanna hit that real hard.

1759
01:20:44,924 --> 01:20:46,676
-Happy?
-What can I get you?

1760
01:20:46,801 --> 01:20:48,344
-Old-fashioned.
-Old-fashioned.

1761
01:20:48,469 --> 01:20:50,638
How adorable!

1762
01:20:50,763 --> 01:20:51,681
I'm Sheila.

1763
01:20:51,806 --> 01:20:53,057
Hi, Sheila. I'm Gary.

1764
01:20:53,182 --> 01:20:54,183
We have old-timey names.

1765
01:20:54,308 --> 01:20:55,434
-We do.
-Mmhmm.

1766
01:20:55,560 --> 01:20:57,436
Locally sourced Sour Patch Kids

1767
01:20:57,562 --> 01:21:00,731
roughly shaved onto a bed
of whimsical

1768
01:21:00,856 --> 01:21:03,985
Romaine lettuce-flavored gelato.

1769
01:21:04,110 --> 01:21:04,986
All right.

1770
01:21:05,111 --> 01:21:05,820
Two.

1771
01:21:07,738 --> 01:21:08,614
Wow.

1772
01:21:13,244 --> 01:21:14,495
Looks kind of peaceful.

1773
01:21:14,620 --> 01:21:15,871
Yeah.

1774
01:21:15,997 --> 01:21:17,623
Yeah.

1775
01:21:17,748 --> 01:21:19,750
Great job, sir.

1776
01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:21,419
-Cheers to you.
-To you.

1777
01:21:21,544 --> 01:21:22,712
And put money
in your hat.

1778
01:21:22,837 --> 01:21:23,921
Mmhmm.

1779
01:21:24,046 --> 01:21:25,590
Jesus Christ.

1780
01:21:25,715 --> 01:21:29,427
What made you wanna go back,
like in time?

1781
01:21:29,552 --> 01:21:31,887
-Vacation.
-Oh.

1782
01:21:32,013 --> 01:21:35,683
You went on vacation,
so you could hang with me?

1783
01:21:37,852 --> 01:21:40,438
Well, I... I just kinda popped
into this bar,

1784
01:21:40,563 --> 01:21:43,149
and you were the only one
not watching sports on TV.

1785
01:21:43,274 --> 01:21:45,026
-Oh. Yeah.
-Yeah.

1786
01:21:45,151 --> 01:21:47,570
-Not really a sports fan?
-No.

1787
01:21:47,695 --> 01:21:49,030
-Rare breed.
-Rare breed.

1788
01:21:49,155 --> 01:21:50,448
Emulsified donuts

1789
01:21:50,573 --> 01:21:52,408
and forgotten
birthday cake pieces

1790
01:21:52,533 --> 01:21:56,162
drizzled on top of a black void
with vanilla swirls.

1791
01:21:56,287 --> 01:21:58,372
Did you know I was married once?

1792
01:21:58,497 --> 01:21:59,373
Get out of here. Just once?

1793
01:21:59,498 --> 01:22:00,374
-Uh-huh.
-Okay.

1794
01:22:00,499 --> 01:22:01,542
Yes, just once.

1795
01:22:01,667 --> 01:22:03,419
But it was five very long years.

1796
01:22:03,544 --> 01:22:04,670
Oh, I'm sorry.

1797
01:22:04,795 --> 01:22:06,422
What, uh, made you
wanna get out?

1798
01:22:06,547 --> 01:22:08,007
Oh.

1799
01:22:08,132 --> 01:22:09,008
You're very sweet.
He wanted to get out.

1800
01:22:09,133 --> 01:22:10,343
He left me.

1801
01:22:10,468 --> 01:22:12,053
Why? Who would ever leave you?

1802
01:22:13,471 --> 01:22:16,098
Well,
I'm in a similar situation.

1803
01:22:16,223 --> 01:22:19,018
I just got out of a pretty long
year relationship

1804
01:22:19,143 --> 01:22:20,269
with a girl named Amber.

1805
01:22:20,394 --> 01:22:21,729
Fuck's sake, Gary.

1806
01:22:21,854 --> 01:22:24,023
Nothing good comes
from a girl named Amber.

1807
01:22:24,148 --> 01:22:25,983
-Old-fashioned.
-Old-fashioned.

1808
01:22:26,108 --> 01:22:28,152
How adorable!

1809
01:22:28,277 --> 01:22:31,405
Okay, two old-fashioneds,
and you can fuck off, Phil.

1810
01:22:31,530 --> 01:22:32,907
-Wait, what?
-Oh, nothing.

1811
01:22:33,032 --> 01:22:35,451
Organic red velvet pieces

1812
01:22:35,576 --> 01:22:38,162
crushed into a bed
of lost feelings, hopes,

1813
01:22:38,287 --> 01:22:40,790
and dreams, drizzled with tears.

1814
01:22:40,915 --> 01:22:41,707
Mm.

1815
01:22:44,377 --> 01:22:46,045
Yeah, Phil. I'm real thirsty,

1816
01:22:46,170 --> 01:22:47,713
but not for your side
commentary.

1817
01:22:47,838 --> 01:22:50,591
I'm pretty quenched
on that account. Okay?

1818
01:22:50,716 --> 01:22:52,468
So, I gotta ask.

1819
01:22:52,593 --> 01:22:54,178
Do you know John Connor?

1820
01:22:54,303 --> 01:22:57,890
<i>The Terminator.</i>
'Cause you're from the future.

1821
01:22:58,015 --> 01:23:00,017
You know, Michael Beihn
was in that movie.

1822
01:23:00,142 --> 01:23:02,061
And... and then... and nothing.

1823
01:23:02,186 --> 01:23:04,146
It's all just like a big joke
to you, isn't it?

1824
01:23:04,271 --> 01:23:05,940
You just don't take any of it
seriously.

1825
01:23:06,065 --> 01:23:07,692
It's fine.

1826
01:23:07,817 --> 01:23:09,193
Neurotic. I, like, developed
these coping mechanisms,

1827
01:23:09,318 --> 01:23:11,028
you know, to keep myself sane.

1828
01:23:11,153 --> 01:23:12,363
I wasn't like murdering people!

1829
01:23:12,488 --> 01:23:13,781
-Oh, good!
-Like you.

1830
01:23:13,906 --> 01:23:15,116
There's a lot of choices
over here.

1831
01:23:15,241 --> 01:23:16,117
-There are. Ooh!
-Let's go to this one.

1832
01:23:16,242 --> 01:23:18,035
Hi, Amit!

1833
01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:19,620
So, you wanna tell me
about the future?

1834
01:23:19,745 --> 01:23:21,539
What's the point?
You never believe me anyways.

1835
01:23:21,664 --> 01:23:22,623
The point is, it's interesting.

1836
01:23:22,748 --> 01:23:24,750
-Mm.
-Mm!

1837
01:23:24,875 --> 01:23:26,877
So, I have a cat. Uh...

1838
01:23:27,002 --> 01:23:27,920
-Old-fashioned.
-Old-fashioned.

1839
01:23:28,045 --> 01:23:29,296
I'm allergic to them.

1840
01:23:29,422 --> 01:23:30,297
So, I had to get
one of those shaved ones.

1841
01:23:31,632 --> 01:23:32,800
-Cheers, mate!
-Cheers, mate!

1842
01:23:32,925 --> 01:23:34,260
They're called a "sphinx".

1843
01:23:34,385 --> 01:23:35,886
Um, but it's weird.
If you put them up

1844
01:23:36,011 --> 01:23:38,055
next to my grandfather,
you kinda can't tell

1845
01:23:38,180 --> 01:23:38,973
the difference.

1846
01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:44,437
You're not even
gonna remember this.

1847
01:23:44,562 --> 01:23:47,440
And it just makes me
so, so, so sad, Gary, you know?

1848
01:23:49,650 --> 01:23:52,486
The future is fucked!
Let's liven it up in here.

1849
01:23:52,611 --> 01:23:56,157
This place sucks! Hey, Susan!

1850
01:23:56,282 --> 01:23:57,491
-Are you mad at me?
-Mm-mm.

1851
01:23:57,616 --> 01:23:58,659
-Are you mad at me?
-Mm-mm.

1852
01:23:58,784 --> 01:23:59,827
-I'm so sorry.
-Mmhmm?

1853
01:23:59,952 --> 01:24:01,495
-I am so sorry?
-Mm-mm.

1854
01:24:01,620 --> 01:24:03,414
I see years toge...

1855
01:24:03,539 --> 01:24:06,876
Amit, I'm trying to talk here!
What do you see, Gary?

1856
01:24:07,001 --> 01:24:08,836
-Um...
-You don't see it.

1857
01:24:08,961 --> 01:24:10,254
You don't see it, Gary.

1858
01:24:10,379 --> 01:24:12,673
I see... no, I see it.

1859
01:24:12,798 --> 01:24:16,135
No, that's fine. A few kids.
And a dog.

1860
01:24:16,260 --> 01:24:17,553
-And... and...
-You're just saying that.

1861
01:24:17,678 --> 01:24:18,554
It's okay.

1862
01:24:18,679 --> 01:24:21,515
Gary!

1863
01:24:22,641 --> 01:24:24,101
I guess what I'm tryna say

1864
01:24:24,226 --> 01:24:26,061
is I haven't done this
in a long time.

1865
01:24:26,187 --> 01:24:28,689
And I'm...
I'm having a lot of fun, so...

1866
01:24:30,524 --> 01:24:32,109
It's okay. I get you.
Lucky... lucky for you,

1867
01:24:32,234 --> 01:24:33,986
my mouth speaks
before my brain tells it to.

1868
01:24:34,111 --> 01:24:36,655
-So, no guesswork.
-I know.

1869
01:24:36,781 --> 01:24:38,866
I, uh... I really like that.

1870
01:24:40,659 --> 01:24:42,077
Well, you like it now,
but give it a while,

1871
01:24:42,203 --> 01:24:43,913
you might get tired of it.

1872
01:24:44,038 --> 01:24:46,916
No. No, I won't.

1873
01:24:49,126 --> 01:24:50,669
Oh.